The Dalies Daily Chronicle. Entered a Ulie Postofficeat The Dalles, Oregon, aa seoond-claaa matter. - Local Advertising. 10 Cent per Hue for first insertion, and 5 Cents pet line for each subsequent insertion. Special rates for long time notices. All local notices received later than 3 o'clock will appear t.ie following day. TIME TABLES. Railroads. ' EAST BOUND. ' , So. a, Arrives 11:40 K. M. Departs 11:45 a-. M. 12:05 P. M. 12: SO r. M. WEST BOUND. So. 1, Arrives 1:40 a.m. Departs 4:50 a.m. " 7, " 6:20 F. M. " 6:15 p. m. Two loco freights tbnt carry passengers leave one for the we-tot 7-15 a. m., and one for the east at S a. m. moss. Kor Prir.eville, via. Bake Oven, leave daily except Sunday) at ti A. M. Kor Antelope, Mitchell, Canyon City, leave Mondays, w eoncsanys ana rTiaays, at o a. m. Vnr Iinf nr. Kitigrslov. Wamic Waninitia. Warm Springs and TygU valley, leave dally (except vnnday) at 6 A. M. Kor Uoldendalc, Wash., leave every day of the reek except Sunday at 8 A. M. Offices fur all lines at the Umatilla House. I'ost-Ofllce. OFFICE HOURS iHeral Delivrcy Window 8 a. m. to 7 p. in. Honey Order " . .8 a. m. to 4 p. m. Sunday vi " 9 a. m. to 10 a. lq. c.xosiKO OF mails . By trains going East 9 p.m. and 1 11:45 a.m. west v p. m. ana 4 :45 p. ru. .7:30 a. m. "Stage lor woiaenaaic "Prineville v "'Dufur and W arm Serines ..5:30 a. ni. ..5:30 a. m. ..5:30 a. m. . .5:30 a. m. ". f Leaving for Lyle & Hartlund. xAnteiope. .. Kxcept sunaay. Tri-weeVly. Tuesday Thursday and " Monday Wednesday and Saturday. Friday. THURSDAY, JANUARY. 14, 1S92. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE, WEATftEK BUREAU. Tint Dali.es, Or., Jan. 14, 18II2. Pacific H Rela- D.fr State Coast bah. tive of . o of Time. ? Hum Wind ? Weather 8 A.M. S0.15 26 65 Calm Oloudv S P. M. 30.10 36 J1 8W Cloudy Maximum temperature, 8.V minimum tcm eratare, 21. .. Total precipitation from July 1st to date, 8.11; average precipitation from July 1st to date, 7.79; total excess from July 1st, 1X01, to dare, .3- Inches. WKATHEi: PKOBABILITIES. .Sax Fbaxcisco, Jan. 14.1892. Weather forecast till p. to. Friday; smow, glightly xcarnier. Kkkkham. SNOW The Chronicle is the Only Paper in The Dalles that Receives the Associated Press Dispatches. LOCAL UKKVITIK. ' C D.. Durbin. of Antelope, has been . apponted a notary public. John Medler and A.. I). McDonald of Wasco were in the city today. Mrs. Handley lias sold her iuterest in' the Umatilla house to Colonel f. B. Sinnott. It is proposed to hold a religious con- ' gresa at me worm's lair in wnich tne representatives of all known phases , of religious belief will meet for mutual counsel. '" A monkey arrived here today from Portland addressed to A. J. Wall, of Eight Mile. It i9 intended as an addi tional attraction to the Eight Mile menagerie. Mrs. Handley, widow of the late Major Handley, paid today to the Con gregational church of this city the sum of $500, the amount willed by Mr. Hand ley to that body. A private letter from. Wamic informs us that-George Palmeteer is. very -low with typhoid fever and Mrs. Henry Pattison and Willie Swift are down with- the same disease. James Darneille, of Boyd gave this office a pleasant call today. Mr. Dar neille reports the ground clear of snow in his neighborhood, except a light cov ering on the north hillsides. He thinks the prospects for good crops have not been so good for the .past six years. The ground is thoroughly saturated with water down to considerable depth. The marshal aud sheriff have been famished each with a jail register adopted by the state board of charities . and corrections and ordered to be used after January 1st, 1892. The register will contain the name, of each prisoner arrested, the pleading yes or no, convic tion or acquital, sentence, date of sent ence, the date of discharge if discharged, number of commitments, age, sex, nativity, occupation and "remarks." - " George Fillooa and wife have removed to Portland where they intend to make their future home. George has accepted a position as general - manager for the for the Pacific coast, of the Cummings, . Harvester company of Pekin, Ills. Be sides this be will act as general agent for ... the J , L. Thompson & Sons' Plow Factory of Billoit. Wiamnain T7ia hiilni..t. - f ...... .u uwnwjuai KIQ will be at Portland. John Filloon will Continue th A hnilnain h : -j "v.v uwjicoja ic" .- 1 1 , . . txmim.muif wn uiiea to nit ine position he has assumed but The Dalles is sorry to lose so good a citizen. . .The Mic-mac whist club accepted the invitation of Miy and Mrs. McEachern nd met in the parlor of the Umatilla house last evening, where they spent a delightful evening. The first prize was won by Mrs. Loch head, who was thirty JgjointB ahead at the close of the game, vfjJS" being the highest score yet made in the club. Mrs. Hilton captured the .booby prize and carried off her honors very gracefully. Those present were: Senator and Mrs. Hilton, Mr. and Mr. Beall, Mr. andTMrs. McEachern, Mr. and Mrs. H. S. Wilson, -Mr. -and Mrs. W. H. Wilson, Mr. and Mrs. Lochhcad, Mr. and Mrs. Myers, Mrs. Waters, Mrs. Sampson,' Miss Coats, Dr. Logan, Ir. Jesse Crandali and Dr. Eshelraan. .The Oregon election laws have been printed and bound in pamphlet form and will soon be shipped to the various conntp clerks of the state for distribu tion. Forma of all books, tally sheets, etc., in conformity with the new law, are being prepared and wiil be ready for the Ptate printer in a few days. .'. A Punier. - , The Dalles, Jan. 12, 1892. Editor Chronicle : I lately met with! the following in the Portland Telegram and it puzzled me a good deal : All that is necessary to win a triumph for the national democracy is to place democratic principles clearly and cor rectly before the people. . Now I used to be considerable of a J democrat myself and I used to. think that I knew what democratic principles are or rather were in the long ago, but I am at a loss to know what they are now. Cleveland's principles 1 know and Mill's I know, but what are Hill's and Crisp's and Springer's? I see little in the prac-. tical politics of the democratic party but scralnbling for office reduced to a science. Hill and Crisp and Springer and all of that ilk would turn protectionists to morrow if they thought they could win by it. Their late conduct proves this. The McKinley law has been denounced by the democratic party as "no law ever was denounced. Republicans have been doubly damned for demonetizing silver. Now that the democrats have controlof the house the country demands that they prove their honesty by passing a free coinage law and a good tariff law along the lines laid down by Cleveland and Mills. The. country expects the democratic party to have the courage of their convictions if they have any con victions. Hedging aud evasion won't do. Let them pass these laws and throw the responsibility of a veto or defeat on the republicans, and then they will have a clear cut policy with which to go be fore the people in the coming presiden tial campaign. A defeat under such circumstances would be no dishonor. It is better a thousand times to be right than to have all the offices in the gift of the people. - -Alliance. Wapinitia Items. Wapinitia, Jan. 12, 1891. Editor of tlie. Chronicle: -' Wapinitia is still in the ring (not The Dalles political ring,) but " we' are just booming out here ; property not worth a (cuss) a short time ago has doubled in value, and all owing to the fact of a scheme being on foot to build a balloon line from Wapinitia to the top of Tygh Hill ; to be supplied with gas by the Wasco county court and managed "and operated by he Wapinitia Lazy club. There was a dance on the evening of the 8th, given in honor of Miss Ollie Amen and Miss Mary Cox of Kingsley. Every .one extends congratulations and best Wishes to Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Bins, who returned yesterday from The Dalles, where they were married Jan. 9th. . Quite a uumber of cases of la grippe are reported, but none have been serious so far. S. J. Blackerby, who has been ill, is able to be out on the streets again. Folitics are ready to break out at any time. It will need only one keg of beer and a gallon of A. J. Wall's best, and we will carry the state for any one who will put up. . -; Dude. ' Evening-of Pleasure. The young people of this city are in vited to a social at the T. M. C. A. hall tomorrow evening at 7:30 o'clock. A short program, consisting of impromptu speeches on "Illustrious Achievements of Young Men" participated - in, by members of the Epworth League Chapter. Free for all, but leaguers urged to be present. A short time will be devoted to sociability at the close of the program. Come and" enjov the evening. A Hoarding; House Row Took place in one of the popular board ing houses this morning. It seems it had been brewing some time and finally broke out with the dish washer, who said he would not waeh the dishes, and then extended to the cook and waiters, who said they had been used to working in a first-class house, and then the lady and . gentlemen, boarders . arose and swooped down upon the proprietor who wns dumbfounded.- All at once it occurred to him what the trouble was, and he hurried out and got some Quaker Oats from John Booth, the groctr, and everybody was satisfied. . 1-15-1 1 .V ' " Notice. All Dalles City warrants registered prior to June 3d, 1890, will be paid if presented at my office. Interest ceases from and after this date. . Dated January 11th, 1892. - ' " O. Kiseesly, tf. ; Treas. Dalles City. Notice, All parties having claims against the estate of Ralph Fonger, deceased, will please present the same to T. -T. Nicho las, administrator. , Columbia Hotel, Dalles City, t r., January , 1892. . j6-lm Taken Up. One small sorro! marp hrgmltul s.t r. left ahoukler, two white feet and white; fact;, the owner can have the same by paying fur advertising and feed. Address I Amos Root, Mosier, Oregon. l-13tf' : A Poem. . You. may talk of the exquisite flavor ' " Distilled from the rim of a glass. Of old "Pommery Bee," of Burgundy, Wbensipped by a beautiful lass; But I know of a nectar far sweeter ' Than all the narcotics that are, . It lnlls into dreamland the sleeper; " . 'Tis "The Celebrated Ulrioh Cigar. When the azure blue smoke soporific "V - Melts lazily up into air. ;. ' And conjures up visions prolific Of all that is gorgeous and fair: Forgetting the pain and the sorrow Of days that have vanished afar. . We live in the roseate tomorrow With a "Celebrated Ulrich Cigar." . -' Away with the Ills of depression. x Misforture we nevrr will heed, . " -,. For happy are we in possession Of the somnolent fragrant weed ; We'll banish the grim dark hereafter Adown into Hades afar. And conjure up music and laughter - With a "Celebrated flrich Cigar." Glad Ho Had He en muffed. It's essentially a story of Chicago. . A rather shabby looking man walked into the office and took a chair beside the big desk. Tm a little hard up, he said, "and if yon could let me have $100 for a short time I think it would tide me over." The man behind the desk looked at his caller and became reminiscent. "Why, I haven't seen you for years," he said.- "Let me see! You used to call down at my-farm' in the old days when I was located near Forty-first street." "Yes," said the caller; "I drove down there one day with a party of friends and filled up with some of your- cherry brandy." "I remember it perfectly," said the man behind the desk. "After you had taken a little of it you wanted to buy the farm." "And yon wanted $3,000 for it," said the caller. "And you agreed to take it," added the man behind the desk. "I did," admitted the caller, "and you came to my office the next day." "Yes, and you swore you wouldn't take it as a gift." 'And you declared you had witnesses to my agreement to buy." -, "But you bluffed me off." . "I did," admitted the. caller. - "Well," said the man behind the desfe, "I don't mind paying you $300 for. bluff ing me off. The farm has made me rich." Chicago Tribune. - Men -Who Wear Small Bats. , I never saw an earnest worker, or a man who had real and serious duties to perform, who wore a hat too small for him. .' Many great lawyers and statesmen. cranky but shrewd speculators, popular preachers, and history making generals and editors wear hats too large for them sometimes so large that they act as ex tinguishers and are stopped -in their downward course only bv the projection of the ' ears; but I never saw one who. wore a hat too small, perched upon the top of his head. Indeed, I might assert as a positive and invariable fact that, save in cases of dire necessity, such as shipwrecks or utter and hopeless Dovertv. the man who wears a hat too small for. him is a silly, frivolous, conceited' crea ture, with no serious, ideas on anyjsub ject, and only the most flippant and shal low views of life and its obligations. Even among tramps and vagabonds, the fellow with the "dinky" derby balanced upon his mop of unkempt hair, is the most hopeless wreck among his class; while there is always a gleam of intelli gence, a spark of --hope, in - the tramp whose hat is too large for him; Kate Field's 'Washington. .' ;;.'s Heeoher's First Home. " - One room served for entrance into the house, for parlor, study and bedroom; the other to the dining and workroom, writes Mrs. Henry Ward Beecher in describing the first home which Bhe and Mr. Beecher had years ago in the west. - The bed room was so small that I was obliged to make the bed-on one side first, then go ont on the veranda, raise a window, reach in and make the bed on the other side. Not such very troublesome work after all, when one gets accustomed to it. The little kitchen, partitioned off from the veranda, was just large enough to allow a passage between the cooking table and the stove into the dining room without burning, my dress, and my table was only divided from Mr. Beech era study table by tho partition. For nearly seven years this was our home a home full of cares and no lux uries, but a very happy home for many reasons the happiest we ever knew, for we were less separated there. In Brook lyn, in later years, Mr. Beecher's public duties naturally drew him more away from the family circle, but in those days in the west I had him almost entirely to myself. Ladies Home Journal. ' Thrilling Adventure of a Miner. John Clarkson tells an interesting story of how he came near being de voured by a large army of rats in the Baker coal bank. It was his custom to cook his meal in the coal bank at din ner time. One day as he was sitting be fore a fire boiling his meat he was star tled to hear the noise made by running rats. The odor of the cooking meat per-: meated the bank, attracted the attention of the rodents and they came tripping along to the fire at a lively rate. ' - John says he thought the "old bob" was after him. In a little while there mast have been fully 600 rats 'gathered about him and his heart was in his mouth. He threw them a piece of the meat, and while they fought for it he stole away. New Lisbon Patriot. . The Corn Husk" Weather Profit. Jonathan Niles, of Norwich, Conn., the famous corn husk weather profit, is on deck again with a prediction. He says that the winter will be uneven, as the corn husks are uneven in thickness. He has had great success in predictions, and his prophecy this time, it is believed, will come true, for it is a safe one. Cor. New York Sun. . Steam pipes are now being made' from the ramie fiber. The material is so close ly pressed together"-by hydraulic ma chinery that it has a tensile 'strength two and a half times that of steeL -A second hand clothes dealer found an 1 O U for 5,000 in a gentleman's jacket i S int7nXrL CnBOMCLE ; SHORT BTOPS. j. For coughs and colds use 237QT: 2379 is the cough syrup for children. , Stacy Shown having left inv employ I will not be responsible for any debts he may contract nor any business he mar transact. V. E. Garbktsox. " Jl-16-tf. - - " They Sprsk From .Experience.. ?Weknow from experience i.-i the use ot Chamberlain's Cough Remedv that it will prevent croup," eavs Messrs. Gad berry & Worlcy, Percv, Iowa. They also add-that the remedy has given great satisfaction in this vicinity, and that thev believe it tn tl,u lQf i, market for throat and lunji diseases. i xur eaie uv liiaKeiey Houghton, dree gists.. ... s As Staple as Coffee. "Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is as staple as coffee in this vicinity. It has done an immense amount of good sirc3 its introduction here." A. M. Nordell, Maple Ridge, Minn. For sale bv Blake ley & Houghton, druggists. " dw Children Cry for Pitcherys Castoria. When Baby was aick, wo cava her Castoria. When she wag a Child, shs cried for Castoria,' Whsn she bec!vmo Miss, she clun to Castoria, When she had Children, shs gave them Castoria Fur the Children. "In buyitig a cough medicine for children,-' says II. A. Walker, a promi nent druggist of Ogden, Utah, "never be afraid to buy Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. - There is ' no danger f om it and relief is ulwavs sure to follow. I particularly rccouimeiid Chamberlain's because I have fbu.d it "to be safe acd reliable. 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakeley & Houghton, druggists, dw I.a Grippe!' The tendency of this disease toward Eneucaonia is what makes.it dangerous, a Grippe requires precisely the same treatment as a severe cold." Chamber lain's Cough Remedy is famous for its cures of severe colds. This Remedy effectually counteracts the tendency of rvided that proper care be taken to avoid exposure. wnen recovering irom tne at tack. Careful inquiry among the many thousands w ho have "used this remedy during the epidemics of the past two years has failed to discover a single case that has not recovered or that has re sulted in pneumonia. 25 cent, 50'cent and fl bottles for sale bv Blakeley & Houghton, druggists. ' diw GRAND mnSQUEFiflDE ' '"'?;' ' ' niVEN - Bv- , JHCK80)IE!iGIIIEG0..i0.l. Thursday Jan., 21, 1892. . "."'-' - 'AT THE . - ' Umatilla House. Reception Committee W.S. Graham, H. Clough and F. Lemke. Flook Managers Jud Fish, H. Bills, Geo. T- Thomppon. J. Woods amd John Hertz. ; Committee or Akraxgemelsts Geo. Williams, Frank Roach, Geo.. Hunger, Geo. A. Liebe and John Blaser. "No person of questionable character will be admitted. TICKETS, SI. $ucceAor to C. E. Djialiaua. Druggists and Chemists. Pare Bus ani Meflicises. Disptusisg Phjrsicians' Prescriptions a Specialty. Night Druggists always ia Attendance. THE b ll.I.ES, - OI-.CGON. Young & Kuss, BiaGKsniltli&WegoiiSlioD General fclackemithiug and Work done promptly, and all work Guaranteed. - Horse Shoeing a Speciality. TM Street, opposite tHe old LisliB Stand. cpe. iieifUCo.. D ID YOU KN Oin IT I " WE ARE AGENTS FOR THE Argand Stoves and Ranges, Garland Stoves and Kanges, Jemell's Stoves and flanges, Universal Stoves and Ranges. We are also agents for the Celebrated Boynton parnaee. flmmanition and Loaded Shells, Ete. . SANITARY PliUmSlflG A SPECIALITY. MAIER & BENTON rn mm 500 BOOKS AT fJiekelsen 's i ru lir i its. rr Agent in this city for Krunich and, Bach Pianos Estey Organs, Domestic Sewing Machir.es North German Lloyd of Bremen Hamburg-American Ticket Co. - of Hamburg. y ; Tickets to and from all parts of Europe. I. C. NICKELSEN, NEXT DOOR TO YOUNG'S JEWELRY STORE. J. H. CROSS -DEALER IN- Hay, Gri, Feel and Fl HEADQUARTERS Cash Paid for Eggs and Chickens. - Cor. Second THE (JUJVI. BUTLiEf & CO., THE LEADERS ' it IN LUMBER, IiflTH fltfififi and Yartl r,nr. First an rl.Tfifffirsmi E. Jaeobsen & Go., -WHOLESALE looltselleis and Pianos and Organs sold on Easy Installments. Notions, Toys, Fancy Goods and Musical Instruments of all kinds. MAIL ORDERS FILLED PROMPTLY. 162 Second Street, STAGY SBOUItl, He WatclpKer, Has- opened an office for Cleaning and Repairing Watches, Jewelry, etc. All work - guaranteed and ' promptly attended.'- AT C. E. DUNtffllHS OLD STAND, Cor. Second and I'nlmi Street. D.'BUNNELili, Pipe Work, Tin Repairs and Roofing. Mains Tapped Under Pressure. Shop on Third St., next door west of Yonng & Kuas' blacksmith shop. Hem rr s e v . - FOR. POTATOES. All Goods Delivered Free and Promptly & Union Sts., AflD SHINGLES. ; Sts ' SMITH Sinp. nf Raii Trapb- AND KETAIL- THE DALLES, OREGON. G.W. Johnston & Son; - Gawters and BqHUbis; Shop at No. 112 First Street. : All Job. Work promptly attended to and estimates given ou all wood work,-.-- --;.' - - .. . ' fcl Chi Carpets faike up, cleaned and put down, also Closets and Chimnevt cleaned . - - on short notice at reasonable. ; . ' rates. :- ' . -V Orders' rcceivtd through the jostof3ce ' GRANT MORSE Ulft-tf- Store fl Sums.