BtUiii - TU Appmrltlon 1b the Elevator Some years ago a young man came to Chicago from Germany. His father had cat him off from his annuity. - He lived in the same house where I lived. He finally obtained a place in one of the bis grain elevators here. I do not know what the place was except that he had something to do on the top floor, away lap under the roof. Several men were employed with him in the same place. One day while he was dusting he sud denly stopped and asked his assistants who that nicely dressed old man was that Was standing back there by the shaft. Strangers are never allowed in these big elevators, and to see one there well dressed was enough to excite com- . ment. His companions looked in the di rection indicated and said they saw no one. He insisted, and-.when they laugh ed at him he went to the place where he saw the figure standing. On his ap proach it vanished. The young man fainted. He recov ered and then asked his companions to jnake a note of the occurrence, the date and the time of day. He said the figure he saw was that of his father. In twelve days he received a letter from the old country telling him of his father's death. The date and time agreed with the date and time of the occurrence I have described. - The letter informed him that his father had forgiven him and remembered him in his will. He returned to the fatherland, got his por tion of the estate and is living there now. You may say what you please, but I have never felt like scoffing from the time I heard this story. The spirit of that boy '8 father appeared to him on the top floor of that elevator. Eugene Field in Chicago News. -Why the Shark Is Always Hungry. As it is a source of wonder how the Sea manages to exist in the sand, where his chances of obtaining a meal may not occur once in a lifetime, so natural ists are puzzled as to how the shark maintains himself. The ocean is, wide, and the number of men who fall over board small indeed in colnjiiiVison to its area. The vast proportion of sharks, then, must go through their lives with out a remote chance of obtaining a meal at the expense of the human kind. There is no ground for the supposition that the shark can exiA upon air; he is not like the whale, provided with an ap paratus that enables him to sweep up the tiny inhabitants of the seas. He is too slow in swimming, and infinitely too slow in turning, to catch any fish that did not deliberately swim into his mouth; and unless we suppose that, as it is said of the snake, he exercises a magnetic in fluence over fish and causes them to rush headlong to destruction between his jaws, it is impossible' to -imagine how he obtains a sufficient supply of food for his sustenance. Indeed, it would appear that it is only when he gets the good luck to light upon a dead or badly injured fish that the shark has ever the opportunity of mak ing a really square meal. ' His prolonged fasts certainly furnish an ample explana tion and excuse for his alleged savagery of disposition. London Standard. Uses for a Bottle of Gold Paint. A twenty-five cent bottle of gold paint is a capital investment for any woman She will find a dozen occasions for its use every week of her life. Perhaps she chips some bit of Japanese or other fancy porcelain la dusting; a brushful of gold paint; over the chip will make everything right. A gilt picture or mir ror frame may be bruised or tarnished; call in the little bottle again and remedy in five minutes and for a fraction of a cent a damage the cabinet maker would ; charge a dollar to repair and keep yonr frame a couple of days besides. By the by, you girls who are clever with your paint brushes, did you ever spend a few dollars at the damaged counters of .the large Japanese stores? Do you know that you can buy for a trifle lovely delicate vases and bits of oriental wares that would sell for many 'dollars were it not for a crack or a chip somewhere. Buy them joyfully, take them home tenderly and spend half an hour with your paint box, filling up the nick with flour paste, plaster of paris or putty. Any of these will take color nicely, and if carefully painted and dried the vases will be practically as good as the best. New York Press. An Ideal Way to Live. "The man I marry ,".quoth a vivacious young woman the other day, "has got -to promise to give me a yacht home. I've just been visiting some friends' who live all the year round on their yacht. During the summer - they cruise about our northern waters and in winter go south, ' taking in the Mediterranean, Japan or Norway and Sweden by way of occasional outings. The yacht, a large schooner, is gorgeously fitted and has every needed convenience, comfort and luxury, including a well stocked li brary, aboard. It is an ideal existence no calls to make, no balls, no shop ping, no uncomfortable gowns, sunshine. fresh air and the starlight what can one want more'-" Her Point of View in New York Times. v .-: " where Amber Is Found. The largest quantity of amber is found on the southern shore of the Baltic, be tween Memel and Konigsberg, where it is cast np by the action of the ground swell after the northerly gales. It is also found on the coast of Sicily, on the shores of the Adriatic, on the English beach of Norfolk and Suffolk and at Cape Sable in Maryland. Mining for amber in beds of brown lignite or wood coal is carried on in Prussia, and it is found in excavations all over Europe. Philadelphia Times. - Lobsters Die Clams. There is nothing which lobsters, when grown, are so fond of as fresh, fish. Flounders and other bottom fishes fre quently fall a prey to their appetite, and sometimes they will nimbly capture small minnows as the latter go swtm ming by. They dig clams out of the -mud or sand and crush the shells of mussels with their claws, devouring the soft parts. Washington Star. LVjLU water cures all A UNIVERSAL PANACEA FOR SUFFER- . ING HUMANITY.. 'The Abbe Sebastian K.ielpp" and His Power of Healing A Patient De scribes the Method of the Priest's Treat ment Cold Water Used Externally." Few Americans have seen the little village of Woerishofen, between Mem mi ngen and Augsbourg, in Bavaria, and yet for the past four or five years this httie burg has attracted as many visitors as Bayreuth and Oberaiumergau. Woer ishofen is celebrated not for its mineral waters, not for its bracing air. but for its marvelous cures performed by the priest of the village, the Abbe Sebastian Kneipp. Each year at least 30,000 in valids make a pilgrimage to Woerishofen and endure all inconveniences in order to be cured by the Abbe Kneipp. The Abbe Kneipp is a celebrity in Germany. He is called a genius, a savaut, a benefactor of the human race. Everything in the village is named for the wise priest. For instance, there is Kneipp coffee, Kneipp bread, Kneipp linen, etc. Always at least a dozen physicians are present at the consulta tions of the priestly healer, and these, after thoroughly understanding his sys tem, will found Kneipp Anstalten at Stuttgart, Munich, Wurtzbourg, etc. This good abbe believes that water will cure all the ills to which flesh is 1 heir. A friend who went from Paris to j consult the Abbe Kneipp has told me of j her experience at Woerishofen, and of her great admiration for the abbe's wis- j jom. ' the abbe. ! In the village there are only three or ! four primitive inns', bat most of . the in valids lodge in private houses no less primitive. The abbe has been compelled to build a large house for the benefit of the clergy, for priests also ask to be cured by their confrere. The abbe receives at the presbytery, and begins consultations at 8 o'clock in the morning. The great physician sit? in a large room ou the ;r;-innd floor, sur rounded by pupils. Tk' abbe is a fine looking man. His regular features and fresh complexion denote health, and his broad, high forehead, hardly touched by a wrinkle, is framed in white hair. His eyes are the bluest and brightest I have ever seen, for his soul seems to be concentrated in these eyes, and they pene trate you through and through in fact, to make a diagnosis, the abbe only looks at a patient and in diagnosis he never errs. Some who went to the priest with despair in their hearts left him buoyed up by courage and with the assurance that their diseases were not incurable. Although the abbe says "I cannot de stroy death," still he has cured many whose diseases baffled the skill of others. A man whose face was disfigured by a horrible cancer asked his advice. Calm ly the priest said, "It is easily cured," and after several .weeks of lotions and baths the cancer disappeared. The blind have recovered their sight and the lame have walked. According to the Abbe Kneipp overy disease originates- in the blood; there may be a disturbance in its circulation,' where may be a derangement of its com position. WHAT WATER DOES. Water alone can act thoroughly ou the blood, and water produces four notice able effects. It dissolves the injurious principles of the blood, eliminates that which has been dissolved, restores regu lar circulation to the purified blood and fortifies the debilitated organism. In. a talk with the abbe after consultation hours, he said that fifty years ago people did not take cold as at the present time. Why? Simply because the body was more hardened to changes in temperature. Water makes the body capable of en- daring all climates, and the best way to begin the treatment is to walk barefoot in the wet grass. ' After a quarter of an hour s promenade without drying the feet, one must put on dry shoes and stockings and exercise until the feet are very warm. ' "If you can find no dew, no wet grass," said the abbe, "walk on cold, wet stones, or even on the snow. That is my remedy for those who are al ways taking cold. The abbe's treatment varies according to the malady. For some he prescribes vapor baths, for others wet compresses, for others baths with oats or hay added to the water, etc. The water must be as cold as possible, and in winter snow is preferred. But a cold bath must never last more than five minutes, including the time required for dressing and un-. dressing, and the bather must never use towels, but always exercise for fifteen minutes after the bath. Friction only causes unequal circulation, but exercise produces a uniform heat. Warm baths should always be followed by a plunge in cold water. -The good abbe says oca must never drink too much water, and the least possible during re pnsts. i "Driuk a little water before eat ing, very little while eating, and two or three hours after drink as much as you wish. Paris Cor. New York World. Proceeds of a Jackknife. The champion horse jockey belongs in Belfast in the persons, of Lije Walker. Just to give his boy an idea how to get along in the world Lije started away from home one day on foot and nothing in his pockets bnt a jackknife. He was absent just one week and returned driv ing a pair of horses harnessed into a top buggy. Hitched to the rear axle was another horse and' a cow, while ahead was a dog. "See how your pap does it," said Lije to his son, as he gazed at the time of day from a handsome watch. For a fact be had got the whole turnout for his jackknife, and swapping the prv ceeds into one thing and another. Bsl fast (Me.) Mail. . One Little Thing. little things that count," "It's Hicks. said "Ye-es," returned Ma wson. VButvery inaccurately. My boy can't count eleven without making . about forty mistakes." Harper's Bazar. - Coolnesa In a Mixed College. There is a coolness , between, the boys and the girls of the Stanford university. It all came about from a question of pro-' priety. The , boys gave a ball in their dormitory, hall on Monday night, to which they invited all the girl students, as- well as the ' professors. Elaborate preparations were made, and the young men anticipated an evening of enjoy ment. They hired a band, and had the dormitory beautifully decorated. -. One or two of the more modest and re tiring of the maidens in the girls' dormi tory were shocked at the avowed inten tion of .some of the girls to - attend the ball, and called a meeting of the girls, at .which there was a long discussion of the affair. Many of the fair students said they could see no harm in going to the ball as long as the professors were willing, but the more prudish damsels read & strong lecture on the evils of such doings, and, on a vote, there was a majority in favor of not attending the ball. . So none of them went. The boys waited long for the coming of the fair ones, but they came not. At first the collegians were very angry. Then they took the dancing floor them selves and made a "stag" party of it. They say, however, that for future fes tivities they will send no invitations to the girl students. This suits the ultra modest among the latter, but the sociable girls feel crushed. San.'' Francisco ! Chronicle, r -i - f A Tremendous Barley Farm, "We have now secured 250,000 acres of land in North Dakota for barley rarnis, ana next spring we win sena thousands of German emigrants to that state from Ohio, West Virginia and In- diana," said Colonel O. M.,Towner as he discussed the future of this great northern state. Colonel Towner is man ager of what is best known as the Barley syndicate of Chicago. During the last two or three months the company has succeeded in securing 250,000 acres of land in North Dakota, on which it is proposed to place G-ennan farmers to raise barley for malt purposes. These lands have been purchased in Nelson, Norman, Towner, Ramsey, Steele and : Bottineau counties. It is the opinion of the managers of this company that barley can be most successfully grown in that state, and they have the conviction of their belief sufficiently to purchase these lands and to send out emigrants from other states. The Germans are chosen on account of their knowledge of barley culture for this purpose. These emigrants will not be tenants, but owners of the land, it being sold to them on easy terms. The crops will be bought by the company and shipped to all - points where there is a demand for barley. St. Paul Pioneer Press. - ; : To Celebrate the Marseillaise. Another effort is being made by the inhabitants of Choisy-le-Boi, outside of Paris, to . observe with much solemnity and ceremonial what is - vaguely called the "Centenary of the Marseillaise." Choisy-le-Roi claims to possess the dust of Rouge t de l'lsle the composer of the hymn who was buried there in 1836, his birthplace being Lons-le-Sanlnier, in the department of the Jura. On'this ac count the members of the borough coun cil consider that they have the right to take the initiative in organizing a Right Republican festival this year, as the Mar seillase, under the title of "Chant de Guerre de l'Armee du Bhin," was first heard in 1792. " President Carnot is to' be asked to be come honorary president of the commit tee of the fete, and appeals for funds will be made to all the cities,' and also to communes which possess more than 4,000 inhabitants. No date as yet has been fixed for the celebration of the cen tenary, to which it is presumed that every patriotic Frenchman will give his sentimental and sympathetic if not practical and pecuniary support. Paris Cor. London Telegraph - , . A Mnch Traveled Volume. In opening a package of books wrapped in tin, the cnstoui bouse inspectors cut with a knife the binding, by Ruban, of a "Poor Richard Almanack." The import er made no claim for damage from the government, paid the duty, returned the book to Paris to be rebound and wrote an ode to Diana of Poitiers, goddess of book lovers, in gratitude for the miracu lous escape of the text of Ins Almanack. The book, rebound, came back fifteen days ago. ' The owner supposes that it is intact, but he does not know, and he cannot learn even by paying the duty again, for the official wants a new in voice, and the importer is naive enough to think that he can persuade the official that the first invoice, which is filed at the custom house, accurately describes the book on its fourth voyage across tbe Atlantic. New York Times. '-'-:': A Jtusso-Chinese Railway .. A Russo-Chinese railway is reported as the objective point of negotiations now going on between Russian and Chinese representatives. Russia ' wants the right to build a railway from Vladi vostock, the Pacific terminal of tbe, pro posed Siberian railway, across the north ern boundary of Corea to Tien-Tsin, and thence to Shanghai. The alleged ob ject is quick transit of Chinese tea and silk to Europe. The Chinese, however, are very jealous of Russian influence in the east, and . will probably decline Russian aid in railway building. En gineering News. Dr. John Piente, the amateur telescope maker, is now finishing a 30 inch silver on glass mirror for Alleghany college, which, when mounted, will give that in stitution tbe largest reflecting telescope in this country. An immense flume is being construct ed near Fresno, Cal., which will not only furnish water for irrigating pur poses, but will be used to transport lum ber needed by farmers living near by. It is pretty hard to be told at the be ginning of a long, cold winter that gold table services are coming in. It was hoped that they had gone out to stay. KNOCKING OUT A JEHU. atesentment of the Insults of a Big Stage , Driver -by a Little Dade. Colonel William Greene Sterrett, of the Galveston-Dallas News, tells- this story: - - ; "Once, a good many years ago," he said, "I was traveling in a stage in western Texas. It was long before the snort of the locomotive was heard on the prairies of that region, over which the buffalo yet roamed. At one of the Stations a young Englishman and his wife got in. He was a little fellow and dressed a3 a typical Englishman what we now call a dude. The driver was a big, raw boned six footer. He was a noted fighter. He had never been whip ped and was a regular terror. ' He seemed to take a dislike to the little Englishman from the start. Presently he stopped the stage, got down, came back and threw open the door. " 'Here,' he said to the Englishman, 'you come out of that and get up on the seat with me. - There ain't room for you in there.' The Englishman didn't move. 'Come out, I tell you,' roared the driver. The Englishman just sat still. 'If you don't come out, I'll haul yon out by the legs, shouted the Jehu. Then the rest of us expostulated with the driver. I was too tired to fight and couldn't get at my gun, so I just expostulated along with the rest. We told the driver there was plenty of room inside; that the Eng lishman was not crowding us, and that i if he (the driver) insulted or injured any of his passengers he would be discharged by the stage company. The driver by this time was wild. He swore he was in command of that stage and that he proposed to run it to suit himself, and if that blankety blank cuss didn't come out he'd pull Ijjin out. " 'All right,' said the Englishman, at last. 'I will come oat, and when I am out I will whip you soundly. "He got out slowly. We all felt sorry for him and sorrier for his wife. She didn't seem scared or worried, though, and all she said was: " 'Charley, don't let him scratch your face. "Well, when the little Englishman got oat he took his coat off and handed it back into the stage. Then he started toward the driver and the driver started toward him. We heard a sound a good deal like that made by hitting a steer in the head with an ax. Down in a heap went the driver.: He was up as quick as a flash. Down he went again. Actually that little English dude knocked that burly six foot driver clean off his feet a dozen times. How it was done none of us could tell. The big fellow would rush at the little nn with his arms go I ing like flails. Suddenly the little fellow would make a dash, his right arm would fly out, an down would go the driver. After the dozenth round that driver called out: " 'Hold ' on, stranger hold on! I'm whipped and throw up my hands. . You kin ride anywhere on this stage you darn please, outside or inside or on the hosses. You're the . boss now; but,' he added, glaring savagely at the rest of us, 'I kin lick anybody else on this stage.' "We didn't expostulate. The English man climbed, back into the stage as quickly as he got off. His wife was sat isfied, for 'Charley's' face wasn't even scratched. At the next station the driver explained that if he'd only have got hold of the little fellow he'd have hugged him to death like a bear; -but,' he exclaimed, 'every time just as I was about to lay hands on him the ground 'd fly up and hit me on the back of the head.' "Who was the little fellow? Oh, a graduate of Cambridge, and the best boxer of his time at the university." Washington Post. Blunders of the Teachers. A friend, himself for. many years a teacher, writes: "The blunders of teach ers of - English literature are sometimes more amazing than any that are told of their pupils. I heard the other day of a woman at the west who, when a class was reading Tennyson's , 'Day Dream,' explained to them that the happy prin- ss, in following her lover 'deep into the dying day,' went to America! The laureate would be tickled to know of this. A year or more ago there was a discussion in a leading educational jour nal as to the persons meant in Longfel low's lines 'To the River Charles,' where he says: "More than this thy name reminds me Of three friends, all true and tried, etc. "One writer suggested that they were Professor Cornelius C. Fulton, Nathaniel Hawthorne and Charles Sumner. An other thought that Louis Agassiz's name should stand in the place . of Haw thorne's, and this was finally accepted by all concerned. Neither the editor nor any of his correspondents or readers ap peared to see the absurdity of making the name of the river suggest friends whose names were other than Charles. Critic - - ; Making the Bight Shade. Those who have sought in vain for laces to match the color . of silk on lamp shades and other decorative articles may be able to produce the right shade by using some of the French tapestry1 dyes. One should experiment on a bit of lace, first to see if the dyes are properly thinned, so as to get the desired shade. Any of the thin laces in silk or cotton take the dyes nicely. Point d'Esprit and German Valenciennes looking very well when treated with the yellow shades. In the Valenciennes several delicate tints may be used on the light and the heavy part of the lace, bringing out the design with excellent effect. In preparing lace for the dye, brush and press it carefully, then stretch it upon a board, laying sev eral thicknesses of paper underneath, Dip a small bristle brush in the dye and lay it on freely. : When nearly dry, lay the lace on a padded board and press with a hot iron. New York Post. - - .A Young Diplomat. Mrs. Brown I'm afraid to let you have a bicycle. Little Johtinie--Dou't feel that way, ma. Even if it did kill me, remember that it would be the last thing I ever asked you for. New York Epoch. The Brilliant Student's Dilemma. A Harvard student told me an amus ing story about himself the other day. It seems that recently his mother had a young lady guest at their home on the Back Bay, and when he came from col lege in the afternoon he was introduced to her. At dinner also she sat opposite him at the table. He paid little atten tion to the fair visitor, as his mind was engrossed with a problem in his lessons. However, his brothers were as assiduous as possible in entert ining her. As it happened, the latter had engagements out that evening, and, as Mrs. A. had promised Miss B. to have one of her sons take her to the theater, it fell to the lot of my friend George, the Harvard man. He accepted the situation gracefully, and in due time the young couple set off for the theatre. Arrivingi George left his companion at one side of the lobby while he stepped up to the box office and. purchased the tickets; then, turning about, he looked toward the place where he had parted from the young lady, and was surprised to see half a dozen there, and ye gods' is it possible? he could I not tell which was his precious charge! Mere was a dilemma. George said he immediately decided that, rather than risk speaking to the wrong person, he would stand still till the young lady spoke to him. So he gazed at his tickets for what seemed to him an age, but was probably only a minute, when Miss B. came up and said, "I fear you did not recognize me." "Oh, yes yes" stammered George, equivo cating "yes, I did; I thought they had not given me the seats I asked for, and was considering what was best to do in the matter." Boston Herald. A Story from the American Indians. Many years ago a boy found a beauti ful snake, so an Indian legend runs. He kept it in a bowl of water and took no tice that small feathers dropped into the receptacle became living beings. He experimented and discovered that what ever he put into the water became alive, He rubbed some of this snake water on his eyes and found that he could e things that were actually hidden in the ground. Concluding that he would make the liquid more powerful by put ting more snakes into it, he hung up a number of serpents so that their oil dropped into the water. By putting some of the solution thus obtained into his mouth he could breathe fire, and by placing some of it in his eyes he could see in the dark. At will he could transform himself into a serpent, could become invisible and could travel at an incredible rate of speed. An arrow dipped into the liquid and shot at any living being, even if it did not hit its object, would neverthe less kill it. A feather dipped into this snake water and poyited at any game would immediately start for the latter and slay it. This boy became in this manner a great wizard. Washington btar The Amateur Actress. - We had rather throw aside this pen . forever than to write a word to discour age any woman who is conscientiously striving to earn a position on the stage; bnt there are other women some in the profession, some in the audience to whom it is grossly unfair to put forth an inexperienced amateur as a star. Con sider, ladies and gentlemen, what a poor, miserable art that of acting would be if anybody could acquire it in a few les sons, in a year or so, from a private box across the footlights f o the center of the stage. It takes a longer time to learn to be a carpenter or to play a piano, to be a dressmaker or to paint a picture, to be typewriter or to cut hair properly, than amateurs who. -are "now willing to bestowtrpon' the art which includes, em ploys and dignifies all other arts from statuesque posing to wig wearing. If acting could be taught in a day it would not be so well paid nor so highly esteem ed, and good acting would not be so un common. Stephen Fiske in Spirit of the limes. The Evolution of the Sword. As men in early times fought hand to hand, the oldest specimens of the sword are short; in fact, the sword is probably but an evolution of the club, which at first made of hard wood was gradually sharpened on one and then on both sides, so as to inflict a more deadly wound. Even today we find some savage races employing wooden weapons. Wood gave way to stone, which in turn was displaced by bronze, iron and finally steel. The sword increased in length as men became more civilized and showed a dis position to fight farther away from each other, which required more dexterity in the use of the weapon. Some specimens we have of swords of the Middle Ages are almost if not quite as long as the war riors who wielded them. During the Fifteenth century the science of fencing was invented, when the sword in the form of a rapier reached the highest point of development. Kate Field's Washington. Unasked Sympathy. - I cannot touch a piece of velvet with my fingers or permit the furry side of peach skin 'to touch my lips without ex periencing immediately' a sort of cold chill all over my person. It is not so very severe, but it is unpleasant. Still I would prefer to living forever under the bail of such a chill than to be compelled to meet once a day one of those oleagi nous bundles of insincerity and pretense, the unctuous and effusive chap who thinks you are not properly treated and never loses an opportunity to tell yon so. Of course I am aware I am not properly appreciated, but I detest being told of the fact by another person, who never lifts a finger in my behalf, and who only wags his tongue in my favor when I am by to see him do it. Detroit Free Press. Helping One Another. A seventh ward man rises in the early dawn of Monday morning and does the family washing, because his wife has an organic heart trouble. After he goes to bis daily toil, with the consciousness of having performed his duty, she goes over and does the washing for the minister's family. Springfield Homestead. Colored Glass for Spectacles. Adams is reported to have been the. first to recommend the use of blue glass, but they were at first more widely used in Germany, chiefly through the recommendation of the great oculist Grafe, of Bohm, and others. The blu color of glass is chiefly to be recom mended because it absorbs those rays in their passage which belong to the yellow and orange portion of the spectrum, in which the greatest brightness and great est heat are concentrated, and the eyes, especially weak ones, consequently greatly protected by the blu color, while rays which such eyes are able to bear obtain access. The material for blue glasses which has to be made in various shades to suit individual eyes, is somewhat less hard than that employed formerly for green spectacles and is also1 inferior in that respect to white glass, but it has gained in durability compassed with former descriptions of glass. Still greater is the progress recorded in tlie manufacture and hardness of smoked" glass, also used for protecting the eyesight This kind of glass, which is colored gray or mouse colored by the addition of manganese, formerly suffered from too great softness by the addition of a large quantity of lead; but the best manufactures now made are nearly equal to white glass in point of hard ness. The object of smoked glass is to reduce the glare of light without segre gating colors. Chambers' Journal. A valuable antiseptic soap is made by adding twelve parts of sulphate of cop per to eighty-eight parts of any good soap. It will readily heal sores and scratches and is devoid of any irritating action. A half tin- Aiii:!n'.:i people yet there is on! j-:. jii-.MUin-! of Sarsuparilla that acts ou tile Is liilil IO--i:-il--s li.'.S irttpo.-raiir. trouble, and that is Jo;.s VcRcriib!e i-n.-KRpariila. It re lieve! it in 21 hi.tirs. an-1 nil tH-cuxioiiu.1 dose prev;::its return. "Ve refer by pel mission toC.E. E!k':;;:tiii, 1J.", loeust Avenue, Sim Francisco; 3.1'. : : v,-i. retiil.-.ma; II. P. -Winn, Geary Court, Ei! n !"::..( o,nud hundreds of ethers who hove use. I i:i .oust iimtiou. One letter is a sample of hum'.rcds. Elklugton, writes: have been for years subject to bilious headaches Rnd eonstipa-, tiou. Have been fo bad for a year back havo had to take a physic every other night or else I would have a headache. After taking one bottle of JL V. S. , I am in splendid shape. It has done wonderful things for mo. People similarly troubled should try It and be convinced." Joy's Vegetable arsaparilla Most modem, in ert'et rii-. largest bottle. Lme price, Jl.0.1. . ;'..r F.i.Uj. For Sale by SNIPES & KINERSLY THE DALLES. OREGON. j PEOPLE Say the S. B. Cough Cure is the best thing thev ever saw. We are not nattered for we known Real Merit will Win. All we ask is an honest tiial. For sale by all druggists. S. B. Medicine Mfg. Co., Dnfur. Oregon. & Severe Law.' The English peo- : look more closely the genuineness il '.r,r-gSSlX oltl '. these staples than do. In laef, they have a law under which they make seizure and de stroy adulterated products that are not what they are represented to be. Under this Hu: ule thousands of pounds of tea have been burned bceause of their wholesale adul teration. Tea, by the way, is one of the most notorious-iyudulterated articles of commerce. Not a:ot:e are tho bright, shiny green teas artifi cially colored, but thiu"-ani!s of ponnds of kuW,! utoi'irir tea leaves are used to swell tbe b.::'.,.i ilr.'sp tea ; uvh, sloe, and willow leaves iic'.us those mot. commonly used. AgfJ i, swecpiujjs fr ra tea warehouses are colored anil sold as tea. Even exhausted ten leaves gathered from the ti-a-hnuses are kept, dried, and madcovemud f.:;d their way into , tUe.jicnp teas. The Kiigiish govf-minent attempts to stamp this o'.:t by onCsct-.;i n; but no tea Is too poor f.T -, and the result is, that probably the p: jre.-t teas used by nny nation are those touxiimcd iu America. Eee-h's Tea is presented' with the guar anty Oat it is uucolored and unadulterated; . in fact, the sun-cureo. tea leaf pare and sim ple. Its purity insures superior strength, about one third less of it being required for an infusion than of the a-tiflcial teas, and its fragrance and ezqnisite flavor is at once ap- . parent. It will be a revelation to you. In order that its purity and quality may be guar anteed, it , is sold only In pound packages beariug this trade-mark : ' BEECH& TEA 'Pure As mdhbod? Price 60c per pound. For sale at Xieslie Bntlor's, THE DALLES, OKFGOS. STIPATION. 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