atP-V CM) a What Philadelphia Eata. ' ' ; Daring one year alone Philadelphia has devoured 185,475 slaughtered and dressed calves, ' 511,142 sheep, 548,940 hogs and 59,290 barrels and 97,390 boxes of poultry. The hens who were spared from the hatchet had to lay for the city 15,984,600 dozen eggs. Over 312,183 bar rels of apples had to be shaken from the trees and 3,063 carloads of potatoes dug i Tip from the ground. During the twelve months the city made havoc of 11,118 packages of dried ' green peas, 119,521 packages of dried fruit and 355,337 packages of - berries.' The cooks con sumed 16,489 tierces arid 75,031 tubs of lard, and in the kitchen and on the table disappeared from view the tremendous amount of 256,591 tubs, 33,384 firkins and 87,846 boxes of butter. A huge heap of crackers must have been swallowed along with the 226,459 big boxes of cheese. During one year Philadelphia con sumed nearly 3,500,000 bushels of grain, including nearly 1,500,000 bushels of com, 877,508 bushels of wheat, 98,425 bushels of rye, 1,056,300 bushels of bar ley and 203,600 bushels of malt. Out of these 877,508 bushels of wheat were manufactured 195,002 barrels of flour, and from this flour were baked 52,650, 540 loaves of bread. Most of the flour used by the bakers and the good house wives is shipped from the northwest, al ready barreled. This manufactured into bread would easily swell the total to nearly 150,000,000 loaves, or their equivi lent to a certain extent in rolls, buns and bakery. Philadelphia ' eats daily an enormous barbecue of 510 calves, 1,410 sheep, 1,510 hogs and 7,550 poultry, besides a huge banquet of at least 6,000,000 oysters, 525,528 eggs, 856 barrels of apples and 9 carloads of potatoes. Philadelphia Rec ord. ' Wrecked by a Mi race. A mirage in the Carribean sea was the cause of the total loss of the new Ameri can barkentine Steadfast, while bound from Port of Spain to Philadelphia. When the Steadfast" sighted the lofty peaks of St. Croix the atmosphere as sumed a peculiar light color, and it be came impossible to detect the sky from the island, everything assuming a sim ilar shade and color resembling the cir- rostratus clouds, hiding the entire lower portion of the island. The peaks and mountain appeared to be twenty miles away. The tops of the mountains seemed to be inverted, the tall cocoanuts appearing to grow from the sky to the earth. The sugar grinding mills were pouring their smoke downward, and the workmen working upside down. The Steadfast - was kept nnder easy sail and perfect con trol. Everything went well until a grinding sound was heard, and a sudden tremor went through the ship. The ves sel crashed over the reefs and was Boon fast on the rocky shore, where her wreck still remains. . The mirage made the island appear twenty miles away. Bos ton Transcript. The Coat of Italian Opera. Talking of money reminds me that Signor Vianesi says he left the Paris opera, .where he has been conductor for the last four years, because the salary was not large enough and the work too exacting. He received f3,400 a year for ten months' work, and very hard work at that. . He comes to America and gets (8,000 for seven months. Mr. Abbey's salary list is a formidable one. Miss Van Zandt gets $1,000 a performance, Miss Eames, $800; Lasalle, the French baritone, $800; Mme. Albani, $600, and five other singers from $400 to $500. There is a chorus of eighty, averaging $20 a week, or $1,600, and an orchestra costing $2,000 a week. The expenses of giving opera with such a company cannot fall below $5,000 a performance, so that even at five dollars for a parquet seat, the price for the coming season, Mr. Abbey may not make a fortune. The average cost of the German performances at the Metro politan last season was $2,600. New York Epoch. The Wedding Flower. The flowering of the "Wedding Flow er," at Kew this year, is an event of more than ordinary interest, both to botanists and horticulturists. It is the giant not only of the genus Iris, but of the whole natural order to which it belongs. It is found wild only in a small island off the east coast of Australia, thousands of miles distant from the habitant of any other Iris. While all other Irises may be grown out of doors, or with a little pro tection in winter, this one is happy only when treated to subtropical conditions. Its value in horticulture is dne as much to its stature ana elegance or - foliage as to the size and beauty of its numerous" flowers. The flowers last .only one day, but there axe so many of them that the flowering season extends over a long period. : . This Iris is known far and wide as the wedding flower. London Garden. A College President's Chase. Harvard men who attended chapel one morning last week were very much sur prised to see President Eliot pursuing one of the students ns the men were leaving the building. Those in the immediate 'vicinity heard a very short but animated conversation. "Young man," said the president to the individual in question, who turned around surprised, "young man, excuse me, but you have my hat. It was indeed true. In the confusion of leaving the chapel the student had picked up the wrong hat and was making away with the president's best tile. Boston Gazette.. ' ' " "' .;"-. Cleaning m Marble Statue. Commodore Perry's marble statue Cleveland, having acquired such a heavy coating of smoke and spot as to render unsightly, was recently scrubbed, bnt with the effect of making it look worse than ever. The black came off the "high lights." and the stnudge is deepened in the shadows. And. though the brave old sailor never did a mean thing in his life, they now -talk of giving him a coat of whitewash. Cincinnati Times-Star. , Found Him at Last. . She had been away all summer. The mountains-had felt her stately tread; the sea had taken her-to its ever chang ing bosom and folded her in its, billowy She had flirted from Old Point to Bar Harbor, from Mount - Mitchell to the Adirondack She had tasted the sweets of hope; she had drained the bitter cup of disappoint ment. . ' " Now she is at home again. Home, the Mecca of the weary pil grim; tne uanaan oeyona tne wilder ness: the altar around which we all kneel in thankfulness; " the dear, walls which take ns to their loving embrace and hide ua from the comfortless world without. "... . - Home again, and a peace had come to her she had never known since she had gone out in June as the birdlet from its nest. At the front door her dear old father, who had been at his desk ten hours daily all the weary while she was away, piet her. 'My daughter!" he said, holding out his arms to her. , Like a tired wanderer, footsore and heartsick, she came to him. Trustingly, confidingly, restf ully, she laid her soft white face, in its frame of golden hair, upon his bosom. "At last," she murmured, "at last 1 have found some one to be a popper tome." And the dear old father, in. the tumul tuous joy of having his darling chi Id again, didn't catch on. Detroit Free Press. . ' Three Costly Hothouses. This is the season of the year when the. great army of gardeners employed by New York s millionaires who have a fad for flowers are putting their hothouses in shape for the winter. I met Jay Gould's chief gardener yesterday and he told me that everything was in excellent shape at the railroad king's $500,000 hothouse up the Hudson. A lot of choice plants and exotics have just arrived from India and other eastern countries. John Hoey's difficulties have not de terred him from looking after his pet flowers in his grand hothouses at Holly wood, N. J. I am told his chief gardener has had several conferences with Mr. Hoey during the past two weeksxbout. his favorite flowers and their care. Mr. Hoey is passionately fond of flowers, and selects the seeds, and bulbs himself, and at times superintends the work of his gardeners. ' Another man who has a half a million dollar hothouse is the Standard oil king, John D. Rockefeller, who has a palace on the Hudson. It has not been completed long and his gardeners are constantly re ceiving new additions. Mr. Rockefeller says he will have the finest flower show in the world in a year or two. New York Telegram. '. Crime Decreasing;. All the criminal returns published of late have happily tended to show that 1 crime is decreasing. The judicial sta- I tistics for the past year bear the same testimony. , Whether under the head of "criminal classes at large" or "in local and convict prisons and reformatories," the figures show a steady decline. The same is true of the houses of bad char acter, by which is meant such as are the resort of thieves, depredators and suspected persons. In England and Wales there are 2,683 houses of this de scription. , It seems rather odd to be told that of these 345 are public houses and 265 beer shops, because if they are known resorts of such characters, why are their licenses not withdrawn? Is it for the reason once given by a French administrator that they serve the ends of the law by providing places where those who are wanted by the police can easily be found? The known houses . of .receivers of stolen goods had declined' from 778 two years ago to 724 last year. London Telegraph. ' . Rewards to the Good and Had. - Every schoolgirl and boy in Bellmore, L. I., knows- Lawyer George A. Mott. A few days ago he visited the village school in that place with the pockets of has overcoat bulging out with prizes for the pupils. The prizes were for good conduct and excellence in .- different studies. . More than a dozen boys and girls were made happy. Two prizes still remained, and then Mr. Mott re quested the teacher. Miss Fish, to call up the worst boy in the school. A bright eyed1 urchin named Clinton Moore was produced by'.MissFish in response to Mr. Mott's request. He was presented with one of the remaining prizes and promised to try to do better. When Mr. Mott asked for. the 'Worst girl in the school saucy Jennie Hicks raised her hand." She received .the other prize. New.. York Sun. . x - ' y .;. . What Is TxottyT" I ask or information. I have been reading lately a very clever novel .about English artist life and English smart "society. " Twice over in the story a smart young woman is made to describe cer tain articles of costume in a bride's trousseau as "quite too awfully trotty for words." I have never to my knowl edge heard the phrase "trotty" used in that sense. Is it an epithet of London smart society? If so, what is its sup posed derivation? Is it imported from America," as most of our slang phrases lately are? Any information on this point kindly supplied will be rewarded with the best thanks of this writer, who feels a considerable interest . in slang, bnt likes it genuine when he can get it. Justin McCarthy in New York Herald. . ' ' Open Cars to Be Bettodeled. "The days of the street-car, grips as well as trailers, having the seats, ar ranged crosswise instead of parallel with the car, are numbered." . This remark was made a few days ago by a well known Chicago physician who is the medical examiner for an accident insur ance company which' insures the lives of many street car employees as well as patrons.- . ' - ' "Why do you say that?" was the query of a friend. ; "' " . "For this reason the cars built with the seats crosswise almost invariably have footboards running alongside so that the passenger may get on or off the car 'at any spot hi the road,' as the sport would say, and these footboards facili tate a passenger in getting into danger. For instance, the. rules of all the car companies require the passenger to get on or off the car on the side nearest the sidewalk. This rule was intended to keep the people off the track of the car going in the opposite direction. But these rules are not obeyed, and street car companies must pay damages when any one is hurt, and the conductor has no opportunity to stop his car if the passenger takes a notion to get off with out signaling him to stop, and many peo ple are injured while getting off a car while it is in motion sometimes by be ing struck by a vehicle or another car, sometimes by slipping on the treacher- ons footboard or by making some kind of a misstep. ', "The car with the end door as the only means of exit is the one which protects the company from many . damage suits. The open car with the running foot board may be cheaper in construction, but statistics will show that nine-tenths of the accidents caused by getting on and oS cars occur on open cars or grips with the cross seats and running foot boards. I think there should be a city ordinance against their use. Besides, the street car companies will some day awaken to the fact that cars of that style sometimes cause in one minute damage equal to their first cost." Chi cago Times. Albert Edward's Slumming Experience. There are' just now stories flying about of the Prince of Wales . visiting the "slums" under a rather comical disguise, but though it is known that the prince, accompanied by Lord -Carrington, made himself acquainted with the "seamy side of life, very little art was required to conceal his identity. Indeed, it is surprising, though Englishmen are as rule familiar, more -or less, with the ap pearance of their future sovereign, how often his presence in a place where he is not expected passes without recognition. Some years ago the prince, quite in cognito, traveled down to Folkestone to meet Princess Louise, who was coming over from the Continent, and as there was some time to wait before the arrival of the steamer, he" strolled about on the I quay and ultimately went out with boatman of local fame for a short cruise in the channel. - When they got safely back the prince1 remarked, 'Perhaps you would like to know who I am?" - "I don't know Tas I cares; it ain't no odds to me," came the reply. "Well, I'm the Prince of Wales." "The Prince of Wales!" ejaculated the old mariner, giving his customer a play ful dig in the ribs. "Get along with yerl" London Cor. Chicago Times. about a mile above the Millard House jwhen they heard a peculiar, crashing Boise. Looking up they saw on the cliffs high above the stream, and about a quar ter of a mile from them, two noble bucks standing, with ' heads lowered, about ten feet from each other. Thus they stood eying each other and pawing the dirt for fujily a minute. Then they made a simultaneous spring, and came together with a noise like a falling tree. So violent was the concussion that the animals were thrown back until a dis tance of ten or fifteen again intervened between them. The men, fascinated with ' the sight, watched ' the deer go through the same performance again and again. ; Finally, after a more than usually violent rush, the bucks did not separate, but struggled as if apparently trying to push each other back. It soon became plain to the men, however, that instead of pushing they were pulling away from each other. In other words their horns had become locked, and from raging combatants the bucks became fright ened animals, and were only bent on se curing a divorce. Messrs. .Ross, Pol lock and party then conceived the idea of taking advantage of the helpless con dition of the bucks and capturing them. They made a great rush for the scene, but before they reached it the deer in their struggles approached too near the edge of the cliff and both of them fell to their death in the pool below. When the party reached the water the. deer were found locked in each other's horns quite dead. The gentlemen thought to skin the deer and bring in the hides to lend an air of authenticity to the tale, but the law is so strict as to having in your posses sion the hide of a newly deceased deer, no matter whether the deer dies of la grippe, commits suicide or falls out of a balloon, that they forbore. Banning Herald. ., Still on Deck. JOHN PAS H E K Phoenix Like has Arisen From the Ashes! JAMES WHITE, The Restauranteur Has Opened the Baldwin - tyestaufaat , ON MAIN STREET Where he will be glad to see any and all . of his old patrons. Bin r t - Tailo Next door to Wasco Sun. "" Madison's Latest System used in cuttil garments, and a ht guaranteed each time. ST I PAT IO N. A :.ivts"lir.lf tbe American yet tlieiv i.i ouJ.v o.ii- in arulio:i of Sursapariila that acts on the bo.reis am! reaches this !::;. ortaut trouble; and that is Joy's Vegetable .'.sin-cparilla. It re lieves it in 21 hours, ami tin oecasional doso prevents return. 'Ye refer by permission to C. E. E!V!iiKion, 125 1-ocust Avenue,, Sail Francisco; J. II i;r.iwn, Tetaluma; II. S. Wiun, Geary Court, Snu Fj-aneisro, aim hundreds of others who have useil it iu constipation. One letter is a sample of hundreds. ElkinRtou, writes: "I Jiave been foi years subject to bilious headaches and constipa tion. Hare been fo bad for a year back have had to take a physic every other night or else I would have a headache. After taking one bottle of J. V. S., I am in splendid, shape. It has done wonderful things for. me. People similarly troubled should try H and be convinced." " ... Vegetable Sarsaparilla osc luthh-rrr. fn is: t:'ff! i , largest bottle, same price, Sl.ui. te . iv ,7 For Sale by SNIPES &. KINERSLY THE DALLES. OREGON. ; Open day and Night. First class meals twenty-five cents. '-' YOUR flTTEflTIOfl Is called to the fact that Repairing and Cleaniri Neatly and Quickly Done. R. B. HOOD, Livery, Feed and Sa Horses Bou&ht and Sold, Commission and Money a (juvancea on it orses Left for Sale. -OFFICE OF Hugh Glenn, Dealer in Glass, Lime, Plaster, Cement and Building Material of all kinds. Carries the Finest LIn of Picture PIOUIQQS The Dalles and Goldendale Stage Li Stage Leaves The Dalles EveTy Morning at 7:30 and Goldendale at 7:30. All -freight must be left at R. B. Hood's office the eve ning before. R. B. HOOD, Opposite old Stand. Proprietor. The Dalles, C Joy To be found in the City. 72 Washington Street. A NEW undertaking Establishment ! THE Dalles, Portland & Astor NAVIGATION OOMPAHY'S Elegant Steamer REGUIilTOl Will leave the foot of' Court Street , every morning at 7 A. M. for Portland and Way Poin PRINZ & NITSCHKE. DEALERS IK A Storehouse of Electricity. Minnesota, not to be behindhand in marvels,, tells of an electric well which one of its citizens claims to have been discovered near Bed Wing recently. Ac cording to . the ' story the drillers had drilled about 150 feet when they lost their drill rods and a diamond drill. The whole business had dropped to no where in an instant. There was quite a! force of air coming ont of. the hole, and the men said there was no use going any farther, because there wasn't any bot tom. They concluded to fish for the rods and drill, but as soon as the rods were dropped into the hole they began to shiver in a queer way. One of the men took hold of the bar with a pair of leather gloves, and he was knocked down. Then Holly well touched the rope and got a shock, because it was wet.. .. There seems to be a perfect natu ral storehouse of electricity. It is gen erated in some way in that pocket where the drills went, and there is enough of it to execute a whole county at once un der the New York law. Philadelphia Ledger. . A Grand Old Commoner. Though essentially a modest man; Mr. Smith had a certain pride of his own. Public rumor was always conferring a peerage upon him, and I suppose that had he lived he would have accepted one. . Bnt he ;wa8 proud of his inde pendent and "self made" position as a Wealthy commoner.- ? 'Yen see,",he said to -me, "I . have no aristocratic connec tions, no; family interests i indeed, I haven't a male relative alive except my own boy. 1 am completely unprejudiced and unfettered." - ' He was aware of the advantage this -gave him. He was rich and a plebeian, and his colleagues had confidence in him accordingly &s a strong administrator. Pall Mall Gazette.- . REAL MERIT iWJnJs furniture and Carpets. We have added to our business a complete Undertaking Establishment, and as we are in no way connected with tne undertakers' Trust our prices will be low accordingly. Remember our place on Second street, next to Moody's bank. Connections Will be Made with th Fast Steamer MhltES At the Foot of the Cascade Locks the GIlYi For PnsBentrer or Fre.icht Rates Anr c 0 , i . to Agent, or Purser on Board. Office northeast corner of Court and Main -. PEOPLE ' Say the S. B. Cough Cnre is the best thing they ever saw. . We are not flattered for we known Real Merit will Win. All we ask ia an honest ti ial. For sale by all druggists. . .. - S. B. Medicine Mfg. Co., . . - Dnfur, Oregon. Robert Shaw, of Snow's Falls. Ate, went to sleep in a field the other day. and. when he awoke he was minus a good pair of. trousers. Field mice, which swarui in Oxford county, had gnawed the gar ment into shreds and carried it away. Recent experiments upon the electro lytic generation of pressure from gases formed in a closed space have been very successful, and a pressure of 1.200 at mospheres has been obtained. - ". Question of Telephone CUstrges.' . v A proposal has been made by Dr. Strecker, of Berlin, which seems to solve the question of telephone charges. . He proposes to levy a fundamental charge to meet the . expenses for installation, maintenance and depreciation, in addi tion to a time charge, to meet the work ing expenses. Nothing could be fairer than to charge for the. use of the tele phone according to the duration of ' con versation, and Dr. Strecker proposes to use a clock which goes as long as the con versation lasts. New York Telegram. Two beer Fichu - The gentlemen comprising the survey ing party now working for the Bear Val ley company up Millard's canyon, were on Monday treated to a sight which sel dom comes to men in this center of civili zation. We get the story from Messrs.. Pollock "and Ross, transit men of the party. The men were working up the canyon A Severe Law.' -' The English peo ple look more closely f to the genuineness of these staples than . we do. In fact, they have a law under ' which they make seizures and de stroy . adulterated products that are pot what they are 'represented to be. Under this statute thousands of pounds of tea have i been burned because of their wholesale adul teration. " ". . ' Tea, by the way, is one of the most notorl- ' ously adulterated articles of commerce. S!ot alone are the bright, shiny green teas artifi cially colored, bnt thenvnnds of pounds of subs;i:ute for tea leaves ere used to swell tbe bulk of cheap tea -; nab, sloe, aud willow -leaves being those most commonly used. Again, sweepings .from tea warehouses are colored and sold as tea. Even exhausted tea leaves gathered from the tea-houses are kept, : dried, and madeoverand find their way Into i the cheap teas. t . t- i The English government attempts to stamp thik out by conSscail.m; but no tea is too poor for U', a id the result if, that probably - the p-.icrest teas used by any nation are those ' consumed in America. - . , - ccch'a Tea Is prexented with the guar au:y that It 1 ii:icolored and unadulterated; ' In fact, the sun-cured tea leaf pore and sim pie. Its purity insures superior strength,' alwrit one third less c '-' bains required for an infusion than of the atifl.-ial teas, and Its . fragrance and exquis!:e flavor Is at once ap- . parent. It will be a revelation to you. In order that Its purity and quality may be guar anteed, it la sold only In pound packages bearing this trade-mark: , ' BEECI&E TEA Ullll dhoodT 'Pure As Trice 60c per pound. Fox sale at Ijeslie Sutler'! . THE DAILE8, OREGOJf. NOTICE. , K. E. French has for sale a number improved ranches and unimprov lands in the Grass Valley neighborhoj tn Sherman connty. They will be sot very cheap and on reasonable term Mr. French can locate settlers on son good unsettled claims in the same neigf borhood. His address is Grass Vallei Sherman county, Oregon. -: DEALERS IN:- Staple and Fancy Gioceiies y ; : "" . . - - - ' -r ; ; . .. Hay, Grain and Feed. Masonic Block, Corner Third and Court Streets, The Dalles, OreW flew -o. i THE . DALLES, OREGON. ' Best Dollar a Day House on the Coast First-Class Meals, 25 Cents'. ." :V First Class Hotel in Every Respect. ' : None but the Best of White Help Employed T. T. Nicholas, Prop. SITUATED AT THE HEAD OF NAVIGATION. Destined to be the Best Manufacturing Center in the Inland Empire. v Best Selling Property of the Season in the North west. . .. - ; ' . For Further Information Call at the Office of ' Intepstate Mestment Go. 0- D.TATLOOHE DALLES. 72 WASHINGTON ST., PGBTUIL