FOOLING THE EVIL ONE. HOW THE FRIENDS OF LEE HENN YOU SAVED THE CORPSE. Bow a Dead Chinaman in New York la Laid at Rest The Body Lying in State. Scattering Hit of Paper Through the Street of the Metropolis. - Lee Henn You was dead, and Lee Henn You was to be buried. The body f the Chinese gambler lay where he had died, in a small, stuffy, rather squalid room at 1 Mott street, next door to the temple of Joss. Death had not brought pallor to the face. The skin was of that yellow tint it had in life, in common witn tne rest 01 nis race.. Lee Henn had killed himself not by sudden and violent means. His' lungs had been eaten away by opium smoking. The face, as that of a consumptive, was pinched and drawn, and the high cheek bones were made still more prominent by the deep hollows of the cheeks. For a time the body was alone. Lee Henn's countrymen avoid the dead when ever possible. They do not- neglect the dead, however. Lee. Henn's death had been anticipated. Before he died other Chinamen hod gone to James Naughton, an undertaker in Mott street, and en gaged his services. " By and by" the un dertaker came to prepare the body for burial. A Chinaman is never buried in way garment he has worn in life. There fore, a new dark, blue blouse, black, baggy trousers, new sandals and white stockings were bought and put upon Lee Henn. ' Then his cue was wrapped loosely around his neck, from left to right, and on his head was placed a tight fitting black skull cap, having at its top a knob of red plush. After the body was placed in the coffin the room where it lay was prepared for the visits of the dead man's friends. A tin-pan filled with earth was placed at the foot of the coffin, as was also a square piece of board. THE PROCESSION. All was ready. A group of Chinamen entered. Each one walked to the foot of the coffin chanting, and in the pan of earth each man stuck a candle about six inches long and as thick as a finger, and a pfece of punklike substance of the diameter of a lead pencil. On the wooden board they heaped a little pile of papers. Then the priest of the temple of Joss lit the candles, the punk and the papers. A thick, peculiarly smelling smoke from the incense filled the little room and drifted through the building as the Chi namen chanted. In five minutes the candles, punk and papers had burned away and the Chinamen went out. An other group came in, and the same cere mony was repeated until all Lee Henn's friends had taken their farewell. At 2 o'clock the undertaker came, and the time for the trip to Cypress Hills cemetery on Long Island was at hand. Within the coffin were placed a fan and numerous oblong slips of rice paper, on which characters were written, and then the coffin was taken to the hearse, which stood at the head of a procession of five : n " i : ,1 -. b i uuiincoi bun wmuuwa VI Lilt? riages were pasted long slips of red paper covered with black characters. Tl"i O Tit Q rrrn in j nrawa 14-a-1 a auw mm n ngvu U - V(M TV U lUtiVU O roast suckling pig and several jars of boiled rice. A Chinaman took his seat on the hearse with the driver and the trip was begun. Immediately the China man on the top of the hearse began throwing more oblong pieces of paper covered with characters into the street from a bag which he carried. This was to protect the dead man. The Evil One always follows a dead Chinaman, but before he can catch up with the hearse and claim the : dead aaan's soul he must pick up and read all the pieces of paper thrown from the hearse. EVADING THE EVU. ONE. By the time the procession had reached the Thirty-fourth street ferry the Evil One must have been blocks behind, but the hearse just missed the ferry and he caught up. , As soon as the hearse drove onto the boat the Chinaman scattered the slips with a lavish hand. A number of small boys, however, usurped the func tions of the Evil One, and scrambled to pick tip the papers, thus throwing the Chinaman into despair. The man perched on the hearse, how ever, was equal to the emergency. ' Just as the hearse drove off the boat he threw all the slips he had left, a prodigious number, upon the deck, and before the Evil One could pick them all up he was carried back to New York, while .the procession pursued its way to Cypress tuU in peace. On arriving at the cemetery the coffin was placed beside the open grave in the Chinamen's lot, where twenty or more Mongolians already lie, and again were candles, punk and paper lighted and chants uttered. Then the body of Lee Henn was lowered, into the ground, and the roast suckling pig and boiled rice, which had been set bpon ground near the grave, were replaced in the wagon and taken back to Mott street. Formerly the food was left at the cemetery for the departed, but tramps learned of the custom and haUed s Chinese funeral with delight, scenting it from afar, like vultures, as the proces . sion wended its way to the cemetery, leaving behind a trail of appetizing smells. After the funerals the tramps Iteld high carnival, with never a thought of the dead Chinaman, deprived of his . rice and roast pig. Consequently, to pre- 'vent this sacrilege, the Chinamen now take the food back with them and eat it themselves after they have returned to Mott street. Lee Henn You will be mourned. ' He was wealthy, in the Chinatown sense of the term, a . persistent, conscientious gambler and a leading and influential member of the Chinese gambling asso ciation known as the Fan Tan Tong. New York Advertiser. A man at Fort Valley, Ga., has a calf with six legs and two heads, the heads separated from each other at the neck, giving the calf two distinct heads, with a set of eyes, teeth and ears each. IN AN EGYPTIAN APARTMENT HOUSE. Interesting Scenes In a Lodging Place In the City of Cairo. The two rooms nearest us belonged to El Azhar students, so Mustapha said. He could speak no English, but he im parted the information in Arabic to our dragoman. ' Seeing that we were more interested in the general scene than in his red jugs, Mustapha left the Assiout ware to its fate, and lighting a cigarette seated himself on the railing with a dis engaged air, as much as to say: "Two more mad women; But it s nothing to me." One of the students was evidently an ascetic. His room contained piles of books and pamphlets, and almost noth ing else. His one rug was spread out close to the front in -order to get the light, and placed upon it we saw his open inkstand, his pens and . a page of freshly copied manuscript. When we asked where he was, Mustapha replied that he had gone down to the fountain to wash himself, so that he could say his prayers. The second chamber belonged to a student of another disposition; this ex travagant young man had three rugs; clothes hung from pegs upon his walls, and he possessed an extra pair tl lemon colored slippers; in addition we saw cups and saucers upon a shelf. Only two books were visible, and these were put away in a corner; instead of books he had flowers; the whole place was adorned with them; pots containing plants in full bloom were standing on the floor round the walls of his largely exposed abode, and were also drawn up in two rows in the passageway outside, where he himself, sitting on a mat, was sewing. His blossoms were so gay that involuntarily we smiled. Whereupon he smiled too, and gave us a salam. Opposite the rooms of the students there was a large chamber almost en tirely filled with white bales, like small cotton bales; in a niche between these high, piles an old man kneeling at the threshold was washing something in a large earthenware tub of, a pink. tint. His body was bare from the waist up ward, and as he bent over his task his short chest, with all the ribs clearly visible, his long brown back with the vertebrae of the spine standing out, and his lean, seesawing arms looked skeleton like, while his head, supported on a small wizened throat, was adorned with such an enormous bobbing turban, dark green in hue, that it resembled vegeta tion of some sort a colossal cabbage. Directly behind him, also on the thresh old, squatted a large gray baboon whose countenance expressed a fixed misan thropy. Every now and then this creature who was secured by a long loose cord, ascended slowly to the top of the bales and came down on the other side, facing his master. He then looked deeply into the tub for several minutes, touched the water carefully with his small black hand, withdrew it and inspected the palm, and then returned . gravely, and by the same roundabout way over the bales, to resume his position at the door sill, looking as if he could not under stand the folly of such unnecessary and silly toil. In another chamber a large very black negro, dressed in pure white, was seated upon the floor, with his feet stretched out in front of him, his hands placed stiffly on his knees,' his eyes staring straight before him. He was motionless; he seemed hardly to breathe. "What is he doing?" I said to the dragoman. "He? Oh, he . berry good man ; ' be pray.". In a chamber next to the negro two grave old Arabs were playing chess. They were perched upon one of those Cairo settees which look like square chicken coops. One - often sees these seats in the streets, placed for messen gers and porters, and for some time I took them for actual chicken coops, and wondered why they were always empty. Chickens might well have inhabited the one used by the chess players, for the central court upon which all these cham bers opened was covered wish a layer of rubbish and dirt several inches thick, which contained many of their feathers. Constance .Fenimore Woolson in Har per's. Renting Bibles.' "The popular impression that every family possesses a Bible as well as a dic tionary and a copy of Shakespeare, like many other popular impressions, seems to be an erroneous one, for there is in town a firm that makes a business of renting out Bibles of an expensive and handsome kind, suitable to hand to a bishop or fashionable clergyman on the occasion of a christening, wedding or funeral in the family. ' If on the occa sion of these religious episodes in the family the high church dignitary should turn to the blank leaves between the Old and New Testaments he would find them devoid of genealogical records, to the consternation of the family. A de posit is demanded when the Bible - L hired, and a charge of two dollars a night is the regular price. New York Sun. - Author' Words. " ' A statistician in Paris has the patience to count the number of words employed by the most celebrated .writers.- The works of Corneille do net contain more than 7,000 different words, and those of Moliere 8,000. Shakespeare, the most fertile and varied, of English , authors, wrote all bis tragedies and comedies with 15,000 words; Voltaire and Goethe employ 20,000. "Paradise Lost" only contains 8,000, and the Old Testament says all that is has to say with 5,642 words. Cor. Baltimore American. TaogUt a Lesson. The folly of flirting witn strange young men is cruelly plain to a girl who works in a local dry goods store, where every clerk has read a letter she wrote to a Worcester young man, who 'gave a fictitious name and address. The en velope contained the firm name in the corner, and when it was sent back un claimed the letter had to go the rounds to find the writer. Springfield Home stead. - A Hothersome Name. ." . This habit of naming boys after some friend and hanging two "last" names to a lad all of his life is about played out. At least, that is what Mr. Sawyer Cook, of this city, thinks .about it. . His baby had the cramps the other night, and paregoric did not seem to have the slightest effect upon the little sufferer, so Mr. Cook flew for ' the doctor post baste. He pulled the bell with a rousing jerk. Up went the side window, and the physician's voice called excitedly, "Who's there?" "Sawyer Cook," hurriedly cried the anxious father. "Saw my cook,rdid you? Well, what the deuce do I care if you saw the cook, the chambermaid, the butler and the stable boy? You let that bell alone, you loon, or I'll break your face! Get out of that!" , "But 1 tell you Fm no loon. I'm Saw yer Cook r "Confound it, what do I care if you did see my cook? That's her business if she wants - to gallivant around at night. I mind my business, she minds hers, and you had better go about yours if you want to keep out of trouble. Hear me?" "I don't know anything about your servants, doctor, and I am not drunk; but my baby is sick, and if you don't hurry-up she will die!" . - , "Your baby's sick? Who are you?" cried the doctor , in astonishment once more. "Why, I'm Mr. Sawyer Cook,-of 845 Gripe street, as I told you before, and my baby's dying with the cramp!" cried the agonized father. . ' "Oh, beg pardon, sir I thought you were some bum. I will be down di rectly!" The baby is all right now, but Mr. Sawyer Cook wants his name changed. Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. - Rob Roy Had the Best of It. The far famed Bob Roy MacGregor was confessedly the best swordsman of his day. His celebrity for wielding the claymore excited MacNeil of Barra, to visit him for the express purpose of try ing his prowess. Barra was a gentle man, possessing the qualities that endear a chief to his clan, with the accomplish ments which confer acceptability in pol ished circles. On arriving at Rob Roy's house the MacNeil chief taii found he was at Buchanan attending the market, and thither he repaired. He met sev eral gentlemen on horseback on "their way home, and accosting the nearest, begged to know if Rob Roywas still at the f air. . "Who inquires for Rob Roy?" inquired a voice, more remote. "MacNeil of Barra," said the chief. Rob Roy approached, announcing him self, and after exchanging salutes Barra said: "I have heard Rob Roy extolled as the best swordsman of our times, and have come a long journey torjrove whether he or I deserve that commendation." "Chieftain of Barra," said Rob Roy, "I never sought a quarrel with any man; and if it pleases you to think yourself the better swordsman I have no objec tion to your opinion." "This is the language of fear," said Barra. . "Who dares to speak of fear to Rob Rob MacGregor?" said MacGregor. "Dis mount, sir, and try if I'm afraid." The chivalrous encounter immediately commenced, and Rob Roy found Barra -nearly his match;, but after much dex terous play he wounded the chieftain in the sword arm, so that he was for sev eral . months confined at Buchanan. Scottish American. The King of Cheops. Cheeps was the builder of the pyramid which bears his name, and, as if to make the structure perpetuate his deeds for all time to come, the very stones and bricks of which it is composed are stamped with his name. Cheops lived nearly 2,500 j ears ago, his great pyramid being an antiquity in the days when'the great nations of old were in their youth, and yet we of this Nineteenth century can have the satisfaction of looking upon the very ring he wore so proudly upon his royal finger! - The hieroglyphics on the ring are minutely accurate and beauti fully executed, the ring itself being of nnest gold and weighing nearly an ounce. The oval signet bears the name of Che ops, which, is in hieroglyphics in perfect accord with the stamp on the bricks of the great pyramid.. This remarkable an tiquity was found in a tomb at Ghizeh, It now reposes in the museum of the New York Historical society. St. Louis Republic Writing in Erect Character. . As most adults write without much regard to the angle which the words take, it is to them.a matter of supreme indifference whether upright or sloping calligraphy is best for their health. But with children it is different. Hence there may be something in the recom mendation of Drs. Von Reuss and Lorenz to the supreme council of hy giene for Austria that in future children should be taught to write in erect char acters, for in this form of penmanship the scholar faces his work, and is spared the twist of the body and neck which is always observable in those who write slantwise, and the tendency to spinal curvature induced .thereby. London Tit-Bits. . : . Value of Mask. Besides flowers, several other' articles are called into use by the perfumer. Musk is the most important. ' It conies Out of the musk deer of the mountains of India. China and Thibet. It is ex tremely difficult to obtain unadulterated, and when obtained in .that condition costs twice its weight hi gold. So great is the tenuity of the odor, that in an ares of five feet it gives out 57,839,606 par ticles without undergoing an appreciable diminution of weight. New York Even ing Sun. Humidity About. .- Guest (at restaurant in moist weather) Waiter, I can't get any salt out of this saltcellar. Waiter You've f orgotton to unscrew the top, sir. New York Weekly. Bishop Brooks' Way with Children. ' No one who has Been Dr.- Brooks with children is likely to forget his "way with them." Sterner persons say that he makes thetn behave very badly, and, possibly in jealousy, others have called him fonder of youngsters than of grown people. No objection is heard from the children. They look midgets, indeed, on those knees, high and broad, in which two schools of churchmanship figur atively meet. Is it foolish to imagine that the new bishop's . visitations will gain some of their power over mothers at least through his extremely happy intercourse with the children? However literally true it may be', surely the story of Dr. Brooks going to a poor woman's rooms arid keeping the children out of mischief while she went to church tells something of his spirit." And the story loses none of its point when one reflects that the woman -could not hear one of her visitor's sermons. Harper's Weekly. Patent Leather and Patent Calf. While many may apply the term "patent leather" to all kinds of enamel leather, still, strictly speaking, it is only used in the harness trade and in '- the cheapest grade of shoes, while patent calf is the- material from which fine shoes are made. Only the very finest calfskins are used,' the enamel being ap plied after the skin has been through a long course of treatment and all the stretch taken therefrom, and is, there fore much more durable than patent leather, which is made usually from cow hides. Shoe and Leather Facts. One Way of Patting a Spell on Enemies. It was a custom in the time of Catha rine de Medici to' make figures of wax and melt them slowly before the fire or stab them with needles, in order to bring suffering to enemies. ..This operation was called putting a spell upon them. L. Popoff in Popular Science Monthly. ST I PAT I O N. AfT'.ic's half tbe A icerlcun. vcojiU- yet tbero is only one preparation of Sursunariilii Hint tbo bowrls anil reaches this Jimiortaut trouble, ana laac is Joy's egetable .Suripurilla. It re lieves it in 24 hours, ami an occasional dose prevents return. "Vorcrerbv ixTinissinn inf. v. Elkin;rtou, 125 Locust Avenue, Snu Francisco; J. 11. Ilrown, retaluma; II. S. Winn, Geary Court, Bau Francisco, and hundreds of others who have used it in constipation. One letter is a sample ol hundreds., Elkington, writes: "I have been for years subject to bilious headaches and constipa tion. Have been po bad ior a year back have had to take a physic every other night or else I would have a headache. After takinc nnnhnttla of J. V. 8., I am In splendid shape. It has done wonaerioi things lor me. People similarly troubled should try ii and bo convinced." Joy' Vegetable 'Sarsaparilla Most modern, ntwt ertfeetiv;, largest bottle, ime prlce,$l.(W. si for j.ou. For Sale by SNIPES & K1NERSLY THE DALLES. OREGON. REAL MKKIT PEOPLE - Say the S. B. Cough Cure is the best thing they ever., saw. We are, not flattered for we known Real, Merit will. Win. All we ask is an honest trial. -For sale by all druggists. . S. B. Medicine Mfg. Co., Duf ur, Oregon. . A Severe Law. Mm The. English peo ple look more closely to the genuineness 2V J ' iiCX T- we do. In fact, tbey y 8. fJ have law under which l bey make seizures ; and de stroy ' adulterated . " ' . products that are not what they are represented to be. Under this statute thousands of pounds of tea have been burned because of their wholesale adul teration. , ' A Tea, by the war, is one of the most notori ously adulterated articles of commerce. -Not . alone are-tho .bright, sbiny green teas artifl- daily colored, but thou ends of pounds of subJti.nUM for tea leaves are used to swell . the bulk of ehr&n tea ; ash, sloe, and willow leaves l;'.n,7 thoso raoA commonly lined. Agi:i, sweepings from tea wareh- tun are Colored and sold' as tea.' Even exhausted lea leaves ga. hered from 1 he to-h.m es arc I rpt, dried, and made over and Cnd their iray.lnto the cheap leas. The English govi-rnment at'empts toktamp I hi. out by re:ifixci:i. n; but no tea is too jwrt-ru , and the riitl; i. hat pn-biihly lie .Kjra t legalised uv a.iy i.utlou are I hone AotiMumed lu America. - l:eeth's Tea Is r-rctiented. with the iruar au y f.ia: itlsn:cloredanduuadulteiated; l:i fact, tlie siiu-curcd tea leaf pare and aim .p'.e. I.a purity. Jii.vires superior strength, . a'jo::t one third )ca of U buin required lot an iafusion than of the a till' 11 teas, and Its : fragrance a:id exquUje flavor is at oncep parent. It will be a revelation to you. . In order that Its purity and quality may be guar- smteed, it is sold only in pound packages bearing this trade-mark: "beec&'tea- I llPln iS. 'Pure AsWdhoodT Price 60e per pound. For sale at Iioslio ISxitlor's, THE DALLES, OREGON. Still on Deek. PhcBuix Like has Arisen ' From the Ashes! James White, . The Bestauranteur Has Opened the Baldmin - Hestauf ant ON MAIN STREET Where he will be glad to see any and all of his old patronS. Open day and Night. First class meals twenty -five cents. YOUR flTTEflTIOfl Is called to the fact that Hagh Glenn, Dealer in Glass, Lime, Plaster, Cement and Building Material of all kinds. -Carries the Finest Lino of To be f oand 'in the City. 72 LUashington Street. A NEW PRINZ & NITSCHKE. DEALERS IN . Furniture and Carpets. We have ' added to ' our business a complete Undertaking Establishment, and aa we are in no way connected with the Undertakers' Trust our prices will be low accordingly. - Kemember our place on becond street, next to Moody's bank. ; Picture rnouiaings Undertaking Establishment ! -: DEALERS IN:- Staple and Fancy Hay, Grain Masonic Block, Corner Third and jeu Columbia Iotel, THE DALLES, OREGON. Best Dollar a Day House on the Coast! First-Class Meals, 25 Cents. First Class Hotel in Every Respect. . None but the Best of White Help Employed. T. T. Nicholas, Pvop. Washington fJOfth Dclll6S, WashinSton SITUATED AT THE Destined to fce the Best Manufacturing Center in the Inland Empire. - For Further Information Call at the Office of Interstate Mestment Go., JOHN PASHEK; Mant - Tailor, Next door to Wasco Sun. Madison's Latest System used in cutting garments, and a fit guaranteed each time. Repairing and Cleaning Neatly and Quickly Done. J R. B. HOOD, Livery, Feed and Sale Horses Bought and Sold on Commission and Money Advanced on Horses Left for Sale OFFICE OF The Dalles and Goldendale Stage Line Stage Leaves The Dalles Every Morning at 7 :80 and Goldendale at 7 ;30. All freight must be left at R. B. Hood's office the eve ning before. R. B. HOOD, Proprietor. Opposite old Stand. The Dalles, Or. THE Dalles, Portland & Astoria NAVIGATION COMPANY'S Elegant Steamer . HEGUMTOH Will leave the foot of Court Street every morning at 7 A. M. for Portland and Way Points Connections Will be Made with the Fast Steamer DAIiltES GITY, At the Foot of the Cascade Locks. For Passenger or Freight Bates, Apply . to Agent, or Purser on Board. Office northeast corner of Court and Main street . NOTICE. B. E. French has for sale a number of improved ranches and unimproved lands in the Grass Valley neighborhood in Sherman county. . They will be sold very cheap and on reasonable terms. Mr. French can locate settlers on some good unsettled claims in the same neigh borhood. His address is Grass Valley, Sherman county, Oregon. Bdes, and Feed. Court Streets, The Dalles, Oregon HEAD OF NAVIGATION. Best Selling Property of the Season In the Northwest. (HOC 0. D. TAYLORTHE DAILES. 72 WASHINGTON ST., PORTLAND.