LIFE IN GULF WEED. All Sort of Cartons Aiiimiiln Journey with tbs Oalf Stream's Current. It is surprising what curious creatures live in gulf weed. Not the least extraor dinary of these inhabitants of the float ing algce which are borne on the current of the gulf stream is a little fish that toakes its nest in the weeds. For its own protection from enemies, it is made $o like the weeds themselves, being or ange colored with white spots, that one -cannot detect the scaly animal without table stuff in which it seeks shelter and scrutinizing it. The fish builds its nest by binding together bunches of the gulf weed with long, sticky gelatinous strings. Its eggs are laid in a cavity. Its very fin? are finger shaped, counterfeiting the form of the weed fronds. They are more like hands than fins, and are actually em ployed for walking through the seaweed, rather than for swimming. The fish utilizes them also in patting together its nests. The great gulf currenVin its course northward along the Atlantic coast and around the great circuit that forms with its eddy the famous Sargasso sea of marine grasses, carries along with it an endless stream of life in connection with the gulf weed wmch floats upon it in "windrows."" The weeds, of varied kinds, bring with them from the tropics creatures multifarious, conveyed by the micrhtv river of warm water ihroushthe midst af the colder ocean. Most of them . die wken the cooler latitudes are reached, and thus it happens that the larvae of many forms are found on the shores of Nantucket and elsewhere in places to which the adult animals are unknown. Tbey never live te grow np. The floating jrulf weed is literally crowded with life. One cannot pickup piece that does not carry many shrimps or prawns of different kinds as passen gers. There -are crabs, too, email and bigger, -which mostly -imitate the grasses in their coloring. Of smaller Crustacea there are numerous species, such as the so 'called "sea fleas'" and barnacles. Barnacles are Crustacea which nave un dergone a 'retrograde metamorphosis, as it ds termed, having been free swini- xaersln the-early stage of their existence. They, too, take passage on the seaweed Tufts and -veyage to the land of aiowhere. seeking. their fortune. In the, gulf weed also is an ;infinite number of mollusks, some with shells -and others without any. Among the latter arevfche "sea slugs," resembling the garden slugs, devourers of plants, which are true molluska also. Another mollusk often picked up-among the gulf weeds is the beautiful, argonaut, a cephalopod celebrated in mythic fitory. It is only the female argonaut that is interesting. 'The male has no shell, and ia very small There are i lots or curious -marine worms .among .the gulf weed, such as the "sea centipedes," abundant in the West Indies, which have long detach ble bristles .that sting the hand like mettles when 'the animal is incautiously -.grasped. These worms hide in crevices of -floating' driftwood. The latter floats an til destroyed by the boringvof the ship worms that attack it, meanwhile afford ing aJodgntent for barnacles and little Crustacea. Small fishes ffollow . the pieces of driftwood, as they -are carrifsd along by it he-current, feeding capon both Crustacea .ana Darnacies, while many -aeabrrds skim about depending for their meals upon the same small animals. There is a species of crayfish,! too, found an the .weed.tUat makes a curious click ing noise with. its claws. What mostpeople call the ".fruit? or eeedEpods" df .the gulf weed Are simply little -air vessels designed for. the purpose of keeping hese interesting .vegetables Afloat. Microscopic creatures called "brivaoa" weave around the ,a&e cham bers .a delicate lace work, which often xemains'in .shape after, the vegetable matter has . decayed . away and disap peared, thus forming exquisite filamen tous capsules. '- However, these are only few-of -the passengers that journey by the path of the gulf stream on, rafts of drifting weeds. New York Sun. .CleaniMC. Car -Wheel. r Very efficient work is now being klone in -various departments by the use of the saw! blast.' .One .of the latest applica ; turns is ,te the cleaning of ' car wheels. . The avheeL after being carefully soaked, . is rolled into a small chamber, where it stands in a vertical position. The tread of the wheel stands.on rollers, which are moved by gearings o that the wheel Js alowly revolved without changing its position. A fine into whir-. -cinders are fed by ehute leading from a bin above leads a blast of Air against the face of, the wheel, vrkieh is then reversed. The cinders used vary from .the-size-of grain ot wheat to much larger and are m hard that they can be used several times. The time saved .by this method can be imagined when one man can clean twenty wheels in three hours and s half, including the time consumed in soiling them to and .from the machine, and the saving in labor is proportionately great. Chicago News. ;r , . - ' v . . Ignorance Abeut Ostrlebea.. ; f . Americans in general must be in pos session of a vast fund of varied, accu rate and well authenticated ignorance about ostriches. This is the -conclusion reached by a reporter after an hour's "conversation with a professional ostrich farmer. The gentleman is Mr. EL CI. Beid,-who paid $13,000 and gave, five years' hard work to acquire what; be knows. He is a Scotchman of education and intelligence, and has a rare faculty , of making people take an interest in what interests him. - He has spent sev eral months in teaching Calif prolans how to get a little profit out of ostrich farming. St. Louis Globe-DemocratV . . Alum Water for a Shiny Skin. Alum water-in the proportion of half an ounce of .alum to a pint of - water is recommended as a cure and prevention to "shiny" skin.' It should be applied gently with a soft cloth, and after A mo ment the face should be wiped over with a dry, soft cloth. New York Times. '. How Snakes Climb. How do snakes climb? is a ' question which has been frequently asked. Many have thought that they accomplish; the feat bv wrapmnz themselves about the tree and following a spiral course -dp-ward. Several years ago a story went the rounds of the papers to the effect that two woodchoppers, having felled a large oak tree several feet m diameter and very tall, found in its top two com mon blacksnakes. After pondering for some- time the men arrived at the conclusion that, one enake nad taken hold of the other's tail, and thus by co-operation they had been enabled to clasp the trunk, and by cir cling about it had ascended to the top. Whatever probability may have at tached to this conclusion . has been dis pelled by the observation of two young naturalists while hauling firewood from the forest. A black -snake, measuring perhaps a trifle over six feet, was found clinging to the side of a small tree, around which it could have wrapped itself nearly twice had it wished to do so. Instead of this the snake passed right and left : at short distances, catching the folds along its under parts over and behind the slightly projecting roughnesses of bark. As the snake rested only nve or six feet off the ground one of the young men grasped its tail to test its climbing qualities, but so great was the force with which it pulled upward that it proved a difficult task to hold it. Finally, becom ing annoyed at this ill treatment, tne snake reached down threateningly at the offending hands, and losing its hold fell to the ground. It was borne home in triumph but was afterward returned uninjured to the- forest. Youth's Com panion. The X.ad y Factotum. The "lady factotum" is what oar Eng lish neighbors call those engaged in the vocation of "visiting housekeeper." This is an employment which has been highly recommended, and which a number of ladies in this country as well as in Eng land have adopted. Such a person visits ladies who from ill health or some other reason are nnabla to perform - their do mestic duties. She oversees the servants, inspects the stores and possibly under takes shopping, marketing and the writ ing of notes, ana she performs other offices which are of too confidential and responsible a nature for the ordinary servant to undertake. If she is a woman of energy, tact and health she can accomplish a great deal by visiting a number of families for about an-hour a day. She may go'so far as to employ assistants in marketing and shopping, whose work she is able to oversee with intelligence. She is paid for this work on even a better scale than a visiting governness, and if she is an able, efficient woman in the items of in specting stores and furnishing food at down town prices, she can'asily save a family half her liberal remuneration.- The institution of such a vocation is a great relief to many overburdened or ill or incapable -housewives, and presents an excellent and lucrative field to women of efficiency and refinement. It is a place such as an elder sister might take, and such indeed as many elder and' un married sisters do take for no remunera tion beyond "love and affection." New York Tribune. "Tower of the Tongues." Onr story of the Tower of Babel is known in Chaldean and Armenian tra dition as "The Story of, the Tower of Tongues." It is one of the earliest recol lections of the Tigro-Euphrates basin, and is related by Berosus in the follow ing manner: ". " ' " . "The first inhabitants of . the earth, glorying in their own strength and size, and despising, the gods, undertook to raise a tower whose top should reach the skies. '. This tower they erected in the place where, Babylon's ruins now lay thickly strewn over the ground. In erecting this monster roadway to heaven they: , toiled incessantly. But when it had approached . near unto heaven -the wind-assisted the gods and overthrew the work, npon-its contrivers; and its ruins are said to be still at Babylon. And at about the same- time the gads introduced a diversity of tongues among men; who till that time had 11 - spoken the one language. The place in which they attempted to build the tower is now called Babylon, on account of the con fusion of tongues, for confusion is by the Hebrews called bable." St. Louis Re public - : . - . :'. .! Satleldes In English Aristocracy. .: Suicides among the aristocracy in Eng land are . rather numerous. Lord Congle ton, who was Mr. ParnelFs -great-uncle, hanged himself in 1842. .. In the same year the Earl of Monster, one of the il legitimate sons of King William IV, shot himself in the head. In 1869 Lord Cloncarry, the last of his house, jumped cfrom a window and broke his neck. ' ' In 1873 the last Earl of De la Warr firowned himself, and in 1876 Lord Lyttleton, the -insane brother-in-law of Gladstone, escaped from his keepers, threw himself off the staircase of his Own house and was killed; g v ". '' ' ? '.' .A story of smcide in which sentiment is mingled is that of Prince heir 7 to ' the throne of ' Belgium. The youthful prince loved beneath his sta tion, And finding that love could never be realized sought peace- in the eternal (silence, pf .. the. grave. Cincinnati : En quirer. . - Two Classes ot .Gypsies. The gypsies of .today -;are divided np into the full blooded or tent gypsies, and the Kairengroes or house dwellers, who keep their, gypsy blood a secret. This division of the race shows that they are gradually , yielding to the : pressure of outside influences, and the complete ex tinction of their national identity will simply be -a matter of time. George Ethelbert Walsh in New York Epoch. . Can You Say This? -Try Jt. .. V ' iHow much pleasanter it is to aifc in a cab and think how mnch pleasanter it is to sit in a cab than it is to be walking, than it is to be walking And, think, how much pleasanter it-is to sit in a -cab than it is to be walking. Stoughton Sentinel. PHA YEft WORK AND PLAY THE ARDUOUS DAILY ROUTINE IN . CATHOLIC COLLEGES. I A Course of Study ' and Training That Weeds Out frojn the Priesthood Many Men AVho Are Not Possessed of an Un flagging Zeal -Plain Food and Prayers. What kind of a life is it in our col leges? Well, I suppose it is much, the same as the life in colleges'.which are not ecclesiastical. Of course, church students have many more prayers to. say, and are expected to observe the rules with -more fidelity than other students. They rise early in foreign colleges at 5 in winter and 6 'in summer in most English colleges at 6 all the year round. Half an . hour is allowed for dressing. after" which all go down in silence to the church, where morning prayers are said, and a meditation is held for half an hour on some spiritual subject. Meditation . is followed immediately by the celebra tion of mass, and altogether - about an hour is spent every morning in spiritual exercises. Then follows study till break fast time, at 8. - - Breakfast consists of a bowl of coffee or tea, with bread and butter at discre tion in the home colleges, while abroad one has a choice between coffee, milk and chocolate, but. the bread must be eaten dry. It is wonderful what a sub stantial meal, can be made of coffee and dry bread when there, is nothing else to be had, A few minutes for recreation are allowed after breakfast then work goes on till dinner time, broken only by half an hour's recreation at 11 o'clock. ' PLAIN FARE. Dinner, ' which is eaten at 1, is al . ways a good, substantial meal, and ample justice is done to it after the rather thin' breakfast. No study is al lowed during the hour and a half fol lowing dinner. All who are well enough must join in the public games," which for the most part are played with great spirit and keenly enjoyed. At 3" o clock the studies commence again, and class and' lecture or prepara tion for them, with half an hour's rest at 5, go on until 7 or half past, when thirty minutes are given to prayer and the reading of the life of some saint. After- the prayers all go to the refectory for supper, which, like dinner, is eaten in silence, broken only by the voice of the reader, who . reads aloud some bio graphical or historical work. After supper there -is recreation, and at foreign colleges . this is always the favorite hour of the day. And very pleasant it is to hear the fresh young voices and merry hearted laughter echo ing along the college cloisters: At 9 the big bell rings out again for the last time that day, and at its first peal the talk and laugh are hushed, the groups break up, all professors and church students alike make their way to the church for night prayers. ' Prayers over the points for the next 'morning's meditations are read out, and after the singing of a hymn all retire to a well earned rest, which in most 'cases is . only too soon disturbed by the noisy clanging of the great bell in the early morning." THE WORK IS IIAKD. ' Of course, every day is not a. study day. Sunday is always, more or less, a day of rest, and at least one afternoon every week is devoted to outdoor recre ation. Yet,' in 6pite of occasional play days, as they are-called, and the holidays twice a year, the life is hard enough. It must necessarily goon for some dozen years before the student is called np for ordi nation. The life of a Catholic priest is indeed one to which many are called, but few are chosen. A great number of those who go to college, at the age of fourteen or fifteen, with the intention of becoming priests, de not reach the goal of ordination. : , In some cases health breaks down, many grow weary -of the routine, and strict, discipline of the life, others dis cover that they have no calling for the ecclesiastical state, -and go out into the world to begin life afresh. . So, from one cause or another, the student finds that by the time he is ready for ordi nation he has lost the company of many who stood by his side when he entered college. - or . six who went to college some seventeen years- ago with the" present writer, one is dead, one is practicing as a doctor in the United States, a third is manager of a bank in the north of Eng land, another is serving as a mounted policeman in South Africa, and .only two are priests A Catholic Priest in Lon don Tit-Bits. - - No Animals In tne Dry Iarts ot Caves. No animals whatever are found in the dry parts of caves. Dampness', or a cer tain degree of moisture, seems to be es sential to their existence. Under the stones one finds White, eyeless worms. and in the damp soil around about are to- be discovered blind beetles in little holes .which-they? excavate : and bugs of the thousand-leg. sort- These thousand-leg bugs, which in the upper world devour fragments of dead leaves and other veg etable debris, sustain life in the caverns by feeding upon decayed wood, fungus growths an'd bats dung.; Kneeling in a Joeaten path one can see numbers of them gathered about hardened drips of tallow from tourists' candles. There are plenty or enckets also. Washington Star. - Quaer Religious Sects-in Russia, 7 M- Tsakni, a Russian writer, has pub lished an interesting work npon the curi ous religions sects of Russia, from which it appears that there: are not .less than 15,000,008 followers of insane and cranky notions in that empire. - These ' com-" munities of devout and ..deluded- Chris tians are constantly springing np in spite of all the efforts' - of Russian despots to keep them down. St. Louis Republic. . The Krlght Side. ' - ' Younghusband You've made a fool of me. , . Mrs. Younghusband That will be handy for you now, my dear, You can do silly things to keep the baby amused. New York Epoch. Bad Blbbd. Impure or vitiated blood is nln6 times oat of ten caused by some form of constipation or indiges tion that clo np the system, when the blood naturally . be comes impregnated with the ef fetcmattcr. TheoldSarsaparillas attempt to reach this condition by attacking the blood with the drastic mineral " potash.." 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