f -Abundant Food Prepared In a Novel Manner for One Thousand Gneata. The following extract from a private letter written from. Honolulu by Dr. George P. Andrews outlines a novel feast: Weiiave been having a festival week, the semi centennial of Dahu college. A number of alumni came home from the .states, among others General S. C. Arm strong, of Hampton, Va., and he gave us some grand talks on his work in the great school there. ' Be v.' William Gu lick and wife also are here from their twenty years' work in Spain. The great feast was a novel sight. An awning of Bails covered in a space about 60 by 100 feet, under which were laid tables, and the viands, cooked a la Hawaii, were laid on them. As provision was made for a thousand people an account of the cooking may be of interest. There were provided forty-five half grown pigs, two beeves, 125 chickens, several hundred fish, bushels of sweet potatoes, etc. The larger pigs were cut into fragments and tied-in bundles of banana and drachma leaves of a pound or two weight each. The beef was served in the same way, also the chick ens. The smaller pigs were wrapped whole in the leaves. Preparations for the cooking were made the day before. Four holes were dug, one 10 by 4 feet, one 6 by 4 fet and the others about three feet wide and two feet deep. A quantity of wood was placed in the grotto and upon this were placed large stones a foot deep. One fire was lighted early in the morn ing of the day before and the -second about 1 o'clock. At 3 o'clock the wood was burned out and the bottom was a mass of red hot stones. Upon these were spread a layer of crushed fresh banana stems six inches thick, and upon these were piled the small bundles of meat two or three feet high and the size' of the hole. - Over them was placed a mass of fresh banana leaves several inches thick, over this matting, and then dirt a foot thick and the imu was finished and left to steam until ihe next morning. . At 5 in the evening the big one was similarly filled with the remainder of the meat and the trussed pigs, and also cov ered. One can- imagine what a delight ful heat would be brought to bear upon the contents of the imu, and how deli cately the contents would be cooked dur ing the long hours of the night. Early in the morning of the feast day the two small imus were filled with the fish tied up in leaves and sweet potatoes and covered. The large ovens covered the day before were opened during the morning and the contents taken out and covered to keep hot. The tables seated between 200 and 800 at a .time. Poi, the native food a paste made from the Calocosen esculentum and soured was put in small, water tight baskets along the center of each table so that four persons could reach each one with the fingers (knives and forks are eschewed at a luan). Each table was also gay with crimson fleshed watermelons cut in fancy shapes, various relishes of raw sea urchins, meat, sea weed, raw shrimps and pounded kukui nuts and salt. Conveniently at hand were fern leaves, and the viands upon leaves, gourds and wooden bowls and platters. The guests recline at their ease on the left side arid eat with the right hand. Each one has a bowl of fair water to cleanse the fingers. The method of eat ing is not disgusting. The natives use their fingers dexterously and daintily said not piggishly, though they are ' rather gormandizing in their native state. Detroit Free Press. Blaternal Ixivo of tbe Whale. No other member of the animal king dom displays more maternal affection than the whale, especially if its calf is harpooned. The harpooner never throws his harpoon into the little one with the intention of killing it, for if this is done the mother will instantly forsake it. If alive and struggling, however, the dam can be easily enticed toward the boat to meet its fate. Knowing this, the whale fishermen always strike a calf if possi ble, and thus often make captures that could not be effected under other cir cumstances. : As soon as the dam becomes aware of the snaring of her young she rushes to ward it, encourages it' to stvim away, and even assists by taking it under her fin. She seems to lose all regard for her own safety, and boldly attacks ttfe boat containing the whalemen, , or circles about it totally regardless of the har poons that are hurled ' at her and enter her flesh. Detroit Free Press. A Peculiar Prayer. In a Maine town near, the seacoast was one of many communities where the men were, so to speak, a cross between farmers and sailors, and where, as a natural Consequence, the cultivation of the Boil' was somewhat neglected. The minister of a neighboring town exchanged with the minister of this community, and as a drought was upon them the people sent him a request that he would pray for rain. This he did. .as follows:-' "O Lord, thy servant is asked by this people to pray for rain, and he does so. But thou knowest, O Lordthat what this soils needs is dressin." Atlantic Monthly. . How the Natives Treat Gorilla. ' Natives in the countries inhabited by great apes regard them always as human beings of inferior types, and it is for this reason that for a long time it -was found impossible to get hold of an entire gorilla skin, because the savages con sidered it religiously necessary to cut off the hands and feet of - the animals when they killed them, just as they do with their enemies, possibly for the purpose of rendering them harmless in case they should by any chance come to life again. Interview in Washington Star. A Protest. Bunting Good morning, Dr. Paresis. Paresis Good morning, Mr. Bunting. How is your health? ' Mr. Bunting Now, doctor don't tali shop. New York Truth. . . FEASTING IN HAWAII. HOW AN AUNT WAS FOUND. A TjOst Child Whose ; Knowledge of ' Botany Came Into Good Play. Colonel W. D. Moore tells a story which would; could it be given in print as Mr. Moore tells it, produce a great effect. Ex-Sheriff Cluley was accosted a day or two since at the corner of Sixth street and Liberty avenue by a little tot, a girl, too young to. talk plainly, who pulled at his coat and asked "Do 'od know Aunt Tatie?" Somewhat, surprised, Mr. Cluley re plied 'that he could not say unless he knew "Aunt Tatie's" last name. The child opined that the wanted party didn't have any last name: she was "dist Aunt Tatie." The little one then ex plained that she was lost. and she was in great distress, her lips quivering so that at times she could scarcely speak. Mr. Cluley thought with all his might for a few moments, when an idea struck him and he asked the child for a descrip tion of his aunt. The little maiden re plied that "Aunt Tatie" was rather tall and wore nasturtium flowers in her bon net. Now, Mr. Cluley would hardly stand a creditable examination in botany. He knows cabbages from potato vines, and knows the nasturtium when he sees it on the table in the shape of a pickle, but 'to save his soul he -could not tell what its flower was like. Again he rubbed his dome of thought until he rubbed into it a fresh suggestion and acted upon it at once. Accosting a lady who was passing,, he asked her if she knew a nas turtium flower when she saw it. She was at first disposed to resent the ques tion as an impertinence, when Mr. Clu ley hastened to explain, and begged her to take an observation and ascertain whether there were any ladies in the neighborhood with that familiar flower in their bonnets. The lady glanced into several milli nery and dry goods stores, and finally called out that she had discovered a lady with a bonnet bearing the flower wanted. She pointed her out, and im mediately the little one cried out joy fully, "That's Aunt Tatie." "Aunt Tatie" was disposed to be cross with her charge for wandering away from the spot she had designated to wait until her aunt did some shopping, but Mr. Qluley's feelings were aroused, and he wouldn't hear the little one scolded. Instead he proceeded to reprimand the woman for her thoughtlessness in leav ing her charge exposed to the danger of being kidnaped. "Aunt Tatie" had become so interested in her shopping that she had forgotten to note the flight of time. Had the little one not been bright enough to recollect the name of the flower in the bonnet she would probably have . been crying her eyes out, a guest at the central station, and her aunt would have been frantic. Pittsburg Dispatch. Childish Faith. An example of childish faith, of a kind a dull age wears away, was seen the other day. A little boy was sitting in the yard of an old country homestead: on either side of him sat a huge dog, pa tient and loving. The sun shone down scorchingly on the trio, and its rays were uncomfortable. Shading his eyes with his curved hand the child looked sky ward and said, ''Put in that sun, please." The sun shone brightly, and the little fellow -repeated softly, "Please put in that sun. man up in the sky; it hurts my neaa. Just then over the face of the blazing orb there sailed a white summer cloud, then another, and. the yellow blaze turned suddenly to a hazy, restful gray. Turning to the dogs, the little boy, put ting an arm around the neck of each, said: "Did yon see the sun pulled in. Borneo and Chieftain? When yon wants anything, if you is good, and you asks God for it, he gives it to you. The 'sun hurt my head, and I asked him to put it in, and don't you see how he did reach out and put it in for me?" The dogs looked wise, leaned their heads lovingly toward the diminutive little theologian, and whatever might have been their belief, kept an inscrutable silence. Providence Journal. Why Eyes Are JAgbt and Dark., An interesting point is the cause of the different shades of color we see in the eyes. On a certain membrane in the interior are numerous cells, called "pig ment" cells. When these are present in very great numbers they produce that deep black color of some eyes, and in proportion to. their numbers decrease also the depth of color, till finally a light blue is reached. In certain eyes these pigment cells do not exist at all, being wanting, indeed, all through" the system, hair and skin. . A person of this descrip tion is" called an albino, and among ani mals, we find a parallel in the case of the white rabbit. Chambers' Journal. Inventors Are Horn. Generally speaking' inventors, like poets, are born, not made. Nearly every boy .can become a good mechanic or tradesman' by diligent study and perse verance, but not every one can become a good -inventor. If he has a "knack" fpr invention, study and hard work will greatly help him, and. he stands a fair chance some day of succeeding as well in his chosen line as his brother play mates do. in business or professional life. Invention is no longer.a spasmodic work,' but a legitimate branch of industry, which has" its rewards and remunera tions for those who follow it faithfully. George E. Walsh in New York Epoch. There Are No Blind Fish. 'There are many animals in the world which pass all their lives in darkness, never seeing a ray of light. Every one has heard of the blind fishes of the Mam moth cave. - The latter is the biggest of 600 great caverns in the United States. All of them are inhabited by numerous other sorts, of creatures that have no eyes for vision. . Literally speaking there is no such thing as a blind fish, since the most sightless of the finny tribe possesses, visual organs in a rudimentary condi tion, but through want of use the optic ganglia and nerves have broken down and been absorbed. Washington Star. The Warrant Was Not Served. ".The worst scare I ever had," remarked Superintendent of Police Colbert, "was one night when Quigley, John &owe and myself sneaked into a boarding house without the inmates knowing of our presence. We went up stairs into the room of .a boarder for whom we had a warrant to wait for his coming. He was likely to be in some time between 12 and 8, and was said to be a very slippery citizen. We kept very quiet, as we didn't want any one to know we . were there. A large coal oil lamp was burn ing in the room, and instead of putting it out, John Lowe, who had a skin coat, undertook to shut off the light by hold ing the coat around it. Pretty soon Lowe fell asleep. W.e woke him up and he promised not to do so any more. But the promise was hardly cold when we heard him snoring. -.'' "This was worse than ever and enongh to wake up every one in the house. We punched him, and as he awoke, with a start, he pitched over and the lamp came to the floor with a crash that, in the dead silence of the night, could have been heard half a mile away. There was nothing for it but to rush out of the room and down stairs into the street. As I went down stairs I felt awfully queer. My hair was .standing straight up, and I was expecting at every step that some one would take a craek at us, thinking we were burglars. "The next day the papers all had a sensational account of an attempted burglary, and one or two of them spoke of the inefficiency of the police. As for us we said nothing." Indianapolis Jour nal. ' London Life in Elizabeth's Time. In Elizabeth's time the ordering of the household was strict. Servants and 'prentices were up at 6 in the summer and at 7 in the winter. No one one on any pretence, except that of illness, was to absent himself from morning and evening prayers; there was tb be no striking, no profane language. Sunday was clean shirt day.. Dinner was at 11, supper at 6. There was no public or private office which" was not provided with a Bible. In the better classes there was a general enthusiasm for learning of all kinds. The ladies, imitating the ex ample of the queen, practiced embroid ery, wrote beautifully, played curious instruments, knew how to sing in parts, dressed with, as much magnificence as they could afford, danced the coranto and the lavolta as well as the simple hey, and studied languages Latin, Greek and Italian. The last was the favorite language. Many collected books. Dr. John Dee had as many as 4,000, of which 1,000 were manuscripts. They were arranged on the shelves with the leaves turned out ward, not the backs. This was to show the gilding, the gold clasps and the silken strings. The books were bound with great care and cost; everybody knows the beauty of the type used in the printing. Walter Besant in Har per's. . Making sv Puss. Many years ago a prominent clergy man was consulted by the ladies of his congregation about certain clerical work in which they were interested. Smiling at their earnestness, he said: "That's right, ladies; make a fuss make a fnssl That's the only way to get work done in this world! Set about it yourself and make a fuss while yon do I" And so it is. Thinking about wrongs and sighing over them never mended one. But 'the people who exert themselves to right the wrong, making a good stir about it while they do, and worrying at other people to exert themselves, too, will often force the other people into activity in sheer self defense. The other people would like to sit quiet and take, it out in sighing, bat these energetic f ussers will not let them. At last, to get rid of the agitators, they rouse up, go to work with a will, and accomplish what is asked of them for the sake of the peace they obtain there by. But whatever their motive, all mankind has the benefit. It is not only well t6 get wrongs righted, it is also well to get sluggish people stirred np occasionally. Harper's Bazar. lSlff Chance for ImproTement. First Arctic Explorer I say! ' Second Arctic Explorer Say on. "I say! We're in a box." "Jesso." "We'll have to wait for a rescuing party." . . "That's it." "One will come I suppose." "Yes, they always come but not al ways on time." "I say!" . . "Well?" " .:V .' ' "Don't you think the present style of arctic exploration-might be improved?" "Perhaps so. What would you sug gest?" .'. - - "I think the rescuing party ought to go ahead." New York Weekly. , . Dlckeus' Sons. Three sons of the great author of "Pick wick" are still living. , Charles Dickens, his father's namesake, is editor of All the Year Round, and is known to Amer ican audiences for his readings from his father's works. Alfred Tennyson Dick ens is a merchant in Melbourne, and the youngest member of the family, Edward Bulwer Lytton -Dickens, is' a sheep farm er and a new member of the New South Wales parliament. Exchange. . ' All Bad.' It is never safe to study the opinion of the multitude. -"What do folks say about me? asked an old lady who had been largely unfolding a. budget of scandal. "I s'pose there's some bad mixed in with the good!" "Well, there," said her frank neighboV, "I do' know's there's any good spoke of to mix it with." Youth's Companion. The Queen's Oysters. The queen is remarkably fofld of oys ters. All the shells which make their appearance on the royal table ere sand papered and polished so brilliantly as to glisten almost like mother of pearl. London Tit-Bits. imples, ' The old idea, of 40 years ago was that facial eruptions were doe to a "blood humor," for which they gave potash. Thas all the old Sarsa parillas contain potash, a most objectionable and drastic mineral, that instead of decreasing, actually creates moro craptions. Tou have no ticed this when talcing other Sarsaparillaa than Joy's. - It is however now known that tho stom ach, the blood creating power, is the seat of all vitiating or cleansing operations. A stomach clogged by Indigestion or constipation, vitiates the blood, result pimples.. A clean stomach and healthful digestion purifies it and they disappear. Thus Joy's Vegetablo Sarsonnrilla is compounded after the modern idea to regulate the bowels and stimulate tho digestion. The effect is immediate and most satisfactory. A short testimonial to contrast the action of the potash SarsaparUlas and Joy's modern vegetablo preparation. Mrs. C. T. Stuart, cf 4C0 Hayes St, S. F., writes: "I have lor years had indigestion, I tried a popular Sarsaparilia but it actually caused more pimples to break out on my face. - Hearing that Joy's was a later preparation and acted differently, I tried it and the pimples Immediately disappeared." . Joy's Vegetable Sarsaparilia Largest bottle, most effective, some price, For Sale by SNIPES & KINERSLY. THE DALLES. OREGON. Health is Wealth! Dr. E. C. West's Nerve and Brain Tbkai hbnt, a guaranteed specific for Hysteria, Dizzi ness, Convulsions, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous Prostration caused by the use of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness, Mental De pression, Softening of the Brain, resulting in in sanity and leading to misery, decay and death, Premature Old Age, Barrenness, Loss of Bower in either sex, Involuntary Losses and Spermat orrhoea caused by over exertion of the brain, sell abuse or over indulgence. 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