Sooth American Lotb Making. ' All the love making in South America i Snnst be carried on through a third per son. If a youth desires to marry he does not speak of it to the girl whom he wishes for a wife, bnt to his own father. The latter, if he approves, goes to the father of the young lady and the two discuss the matter together. Each tells the other what he will do for the young folks, and between them a contract is drawn up respecting settlements and all such things. The intending bridegroom is not per mitted to see his fiancee for u moment before the wedding. As soon as that event has taken place there is a wedding breakfast, and usually without the for mality of a preliminary tour, the couple settle down to-living, either in an es tablishment of their own or more often in the house of .the parents of the bride or the groom. One drawback about marriage in South America is that in taking a girl to wife it is apt to be considered a mat ter of course that the young man mar ries her whole family also. He has no occasion jor surprise or aisgrunuemem if, together with his bride, fifteen or twenty people come to share his house hold and domestic comforts, including all her available relatives and their serv ants. . These Latins are a very clannish race, and a father is apt to be willing to adopt a raft of sisters and cousins and aunts, not to mention a mother-in-law, rather than have his son or daughter leave the family roof. It is due to the strength of family attachment among them that hotels in -South America are only .for strangers from afar; the natives always find hospitable entertainment among the kindred. Cincinnati Commercial Ga zette. A Sensible View of the Seat Question. The Question of relinquishing seats to women in, the public conveyances is, like the poor, always with us. Said a man recently discussing is: "There is just this point which I have come to realize; either I must make up my mind never to have a seat in a car, or I must decide never to give it up. I go and come to my place of business at the hours when almost everybody else does; the cars are invariably crowded and there are always women standing to whom it is possible to offer my place, if I get one. , Such being the case, it is also possible for me to stand the year through. I cannot see that this sacrifice is demanded by . the conditions. "I am ready to give up my seat at any time to any person, woman or man, whose manner or appearance indicates less ability to stand than I possess, but I am not willing to resign it every time I find a woman standing. We are fellow travelers in a conveyance in ' which the supply of seats will never, until the . millennium, equal the demand; today 1 uu luiLuuute, wiuurrow sue will oe, and I think most women - prefer to ac cept this proportion of success rather ' than to have seats' continually resigned to them. At least my womankind have so expressed themselves to me on the subject." New York Times. t7ele SI as a Commentator. A dozen men who were in the habit of loafing away their Sundays outside of the old Penobscot meeting house, while their wives attended service, were gath ered by an enthusiastic young pastor into a Sunday school. They were called the "horseshed class,' and no members of the school were more regular in at- " tendence, or original in response. One day the lesson was upon the death of Hoses, and the teacher, having located J ".We bo 8 lonely mountain" upon his map, ; asked the meaning of "Nebo" no doubt having in mind the tutelar deity in honor of whom the Babylonish digni taries bore such goodly names as Nebu chadnezzar, Nebuzaradan, etc. . "What do you say, Uncle Si?" "Wa-al," answered the old man, sol emnly, "I've beared that them Bible names all has meanin's, an I reckon 'it's so 'f a body only jest studies into 'em. Now this here, to me, is plainer' n two times two. I calclate Moses called it Nebo because the mountain was .. so marster steep it made his knees bow to get to the top of it. I've clum hills right down here in Maine, time 'n time ag'in, as yon could call Nebo and not feel as if you's swearin. neither. Marster steep!" Lewiston Journal. What Buttons Are Made Of. Do you know of what material the buttons on your coat are made? Well, perhaps if you did you would never recognize it in the raw, for in four cases out of five it is a material vulgarly known as vegetable ivory. To the trade it is the ivory nut. Down on the pier of the Pacific Mail Steamship company will be seen long rows of sacks made of jute, which bear the appearance exter nally of being filled with potatoes. These are stacked at the head of- the pier in the open air. There is no danger of them being carried away, for they are .as heavy as lead, and not extremely val uable, as they are. Potatoes would' not remain in that exposed position un touched for a single nignt. The ivory nut, however, -is valuable only when it comes from the han of the manufac turer in the button or the ornamental pt&te. New York Telegram. ' ' Bm a Bishop Wu Put t Death. Traces of this primitive superstition, bewitching by images, are found among civilized people, for Grimn reports that in the eleventh century Jews were ac cused in Europe of having killed Bishop Kbergard by a sorcery of the kind. They were said to have made a figure of wax representing the bishop, hired a priest to baptize it, and put it into the fir As seen as the wax was melted,,the bishop was attacked by a mortal disease. L. Popoff in Popular Science Monthly He Had to Keep Him Going-. Stranger (to car driver, conductor, etc.) Why don't you stop? I want to get off! . , Car .Driver, Conductor, etc. Til have t ask ye t' jump off. This mule's balky, an if he stops onct thar won't be any starrin 'im inside nv a hour. Harper's Bazar. CULTIVATION OF RICE WATER PLAYS A BIG PART IN THE RAIDING OF THE CEREAL. An Industry In Louisiana That Is Very Profitable to the Grower, but Which Is Still In Its Infancy How Bice Fields Are Kept Flooded. "Tell you something about rice in Louisiana?" repeated Andrew C. Wilkin son, the owner of a large rice mill in New Orleans, where the rice grown on his plantation is cleaned, at the Gilsey House. "I see that the papers have just found out that Englishmen are trying to buy up and form a trust of the rice mills in the south, although the agents have been down there for something over six months. Nobody is quicker than John Bull to scent a bargain. "New Orleans is the chief rice milling city of America. . Pif ty years ago we did not have such a thing as a rice mill, but now we have sixteen, working 220 rice pounders and employing more than 1,200 men. Louisiana has always been known as the Sugar State, but we also want to add to it that of. the Rice State of the Union. "How is it cultivated? Well, the first necessity of profitable rice culture is a comparatively level piece of land, properly prepared for the seed. This field must be located so as to be conveniently irrigated from the prairie reservoir or the flume in the levee Highland rice does not pay in Louisiana, the only profitable rice being thai grown in water. Water is the first and last want of sprouting, growing and ripening'rice. Before the ground is ready for the seed it is divided up by a system of little sublevees and watering ditches. It is then planted in drills dug by machines or rather I should say that the ma chine is the proper way to do it, but the seed is frequently broadcasted with us in Louisiana. . "Then comes the moBt delicate part, in the water manipulation. After the seed is planted the soil is thoroughly saturated with water to sprout it, but the water is at once taken off when the seeds have evenly germinated, and kept off until the tender shoots of the plant rise two 'or ; three inches above the ground. You can easily see that the young plants may be either drowned out or dried up by the least inattention in regulating the flow. - DRAWBACKS TO THE WORK. On the other hand, with too much water, crawfish invade the fields and de vour the delicate plants, while with none at all, rice caterpillars cut them down and kill them. If you neglect the main flume you not only risk the total loss of your crop, but by permitting the water to get ahead of you there may come a break in the levee, and away go your cattle and crops. "The most expensive part of rice grow ing comes when it is about a foot high, after it- has been liberally watered; I mean the grassing of the rice. -You see, the laborers wade through the rice, pull ing up and throwing into heaps all the weeds and water grasses they find. This grassing costs on an average about four dollars an acre, and after that is over the rice planter has but little to do ex cept to give it plenty of water. One pe culiar thing about irrigation is that the heads of the rice plants never fill out, no matter how much water you give them artificially, unless there are plenti ful rains. "One feature of rice cultivation would be great fun to city sportsmen, but is a terrible nuisance to us. I mean the birds. Talk about your ducks and geese hiding the sun. Perfect clouds of rice birds, English sparrows, summer ducks, rail and other fowl of the air and wa ter, come to see if they can't harvest our crops for us. From daybreak to dark a perfect f usilade from the guns and old muskets is heard in hundreds of square miles of country. Over in this field you hear the shrill shouts of Creole farmers shrieking out Sunday school language in French patois; from the next probably the deep chested whoop of negro field hands, and in another the hoarse yells of the new" American rice .growers those who have come from the great northern wheat fields. It is scream! pop! whoop! bang! boom! in the noisiest battle from dawn to dark that you ever heard. "The rice birds are our worst enemies, and while we kill millions of them, left to manure the fields, other millions come' in to take their places. The ravages of the rice birds some years are fearful, the crop being almost a total loss. Per haps now that the Yankees are coming down to grow rice they may invent some machine that will either destroy the birds or keep them away. ' PROFITS OF RICE CULTURE. "As boos as a pale yellow tint appears over the level heads of the opening grain tHe water is carefully drawn off, the fields being drained as thoroughly as possible, and the work of . harvesting is begun. The dried sheaves are" carted direct from the field to ' the steam thresher, where the grain is prepared for market. .. "The profits in rice planting, with good . luck, wUl in .a few years make any man rich. The yields on good lands in Lou isiana give from fifty to seventy-five bushels to the. acre. Bice is a plant which is generous to the attentive and industrious farmer, but it resents neg lect more than any other cereaL A man can cultivate fifteen to twenty acres of rice land, and if strong and industrious he can easily secure from 1,000 to 1,600 bushels of rice, worth at present prices about , a dollar a bushel. - The work is not hard, except during grassing time, and, its good living is cheap with us. a small rice farmer can easily save one-' half of his gross income. "The cultivation of rice in Louisiana is still in its infancy. Many of the hun dreds of immigrants are yearly turning their attention to rice, and at the pres ent rate of increased acreage Louisiana will be able to 6upply the entire country with this most valuable cereaL" New York Teletrf am. The Crazy Ball. Street peddlers have a new catch penny device on their trucks that ig quite an amusing thing for old as well as young folks. They call it the 'crazy ball," and it is well named. For ten cents yoq can bjiy one of Jhese things and see the laws "of gravity dVfied. It looks like an ordinary wooden ball, abont the size of a tennis ball, but you can't roll it in a straight line to save you. Of course the secret of the thing's queer actions lie in the fact that it is loaded on one side. This makes every move ment of the ball eccentric. It will roll up hill of its own accord, and it will re fuse to roll down hill. If you try to roll it from you it will perhaps start out all right, and then turn around and roll back, or maybe it will go off sidewise and describe a wobbly circle around you. All its movements are jerky and spasmodic. Give it to a kitten to play with and the chances are that the kitten, will go mad, while a baby will cry with vexation over its eccentricities. A grown person who is not up in spherical geom etry will assure you that it is wonderful. It is not. It is only some sharp fellow's way of gathering in the dimes. Never theless, ere long the city will be flooded with these "crazy balls." New York Herald. An Artist's Mansion. Sir Frederick Leigh ton, Bart., P. R. A., is at present enjoying himself in the beautiful town of Perugia, the air of which is most invigorating. Electric light is being laid in the president's house, in Holland Park road. The splen did eastern hall, paved with tiles from Damascus, with the fountains and couches of exquisite workmanship will now be lit by the electric light. So will the drawing room, with its fine speci mens of Corot's paintings representing the seasons, and the handsome dining room. The large- studio, with its price less treasures, will be properly illumi nated. The fountain at one time had no rail ing. One evening after one of Sir Fred erick Leighton's epicurean feasts, the hall not being sufficiently lit, several of the academicians stepped into the foun tain and got thoroughly wet; a popular painter had to borrow a pair of the president's trousers, much to the amuse ment of his brethren of the brush, as the garments did not fit him; but the strong electric light will put an end to any more of these uncomfortable adven tures. London Star. A Dust Storm In Simla. A. curious phenomenon occurred in Simla recently on two successive nights. This was nothing less than a dust storm in the midst of a downpour of rain, or rather, to speak more correctly, a shower of mud. A column of dust seems to have been carried up into the higher at mosphere from the plains and to have been caught and forced down by the heavy rain. In the morning, as a result, all the plants and flowers in Simla were found to have received a thick coating of mud. There could be no doubt that the mud had been rained down, for 'it was freely sprinkled on plants away from the hillside and at a great height from the ground.- Moreover a deposit of mud was found in the rain gauges in various parts of the station.. It is a common thing to see the atmosphere in the hills during the hot season thick with dust from 'the plains, carried aloft by a strong wind. But the conjunction of rain and dust is an accident of which, it is stated, there is no previous record. Exchange. The Smallest Snake. J. C. Couch, who lives a mile south of Fox Postoffice, has brought us what is probably the smallest 'snake ever cap tured in Bay county. It was caught about two weeks ago by his stepson, Theodore Jackson, and is of the black snake species. . It is only three inches in length, mid at the thickest part of its body is only three-sixteenths of anich in circumference. It is a perfectly form ed reptile, but with an extra large head. Mr. Jackson accidentally killed it by spilling a few drops of petroleum on it. This snake could not teach 'school or plow corn like some of his kinsmen found in Colonel Jim Denton's neighbor hood, but Mr. Jackson is just as proud of his find as the colonel ever was over any of his discoveries. Richmond (Mo.) Conservator. A Child Killed by a Pi if. . - While "playing . funeral" in Kiota, Kan., Johnny Denner, aged six, met a strange fate, He and his eight-year-old sister had dug a hole and Johnny sat in it. When she had covered him with earth up to the neck, an old sow drove her off and then attacked the little boy. Several times the animal sunk her teeth in the' lad's head, and when friends came to his rescue they found him dead. Ex change. Neglect of a Hero". The fact that Louis Kossuth is now a poor, .blind old man, who is dragging out a miserable existence, embittered by sheer want and heartless neglect, is not complimentary to an age of hero wor shipers which will spend fortunes upon gorgeous monuments to the dead and grudge a crust to the living. Boston Globe. : It is given out that 50,732 accounts, claims and cases, involving the sum of $176,884,062 were settled during the last fiscal year by the United States govern menta large increase of work with no increase of force as compared with the preceding fiscal year, v " ' A pair of very economical lovers, in Los Angelos, Cal., hit upon a plan to cheat Uncle Sam of his postage. The young man hired a box at the postoffice and gave his sweetheart a duplicate key. They exchanged correspondence through the box. hot ships carrying cotton has shown that coiion seea oil, wnen Held in the cotton on the outside of the bale, rapidly oxi dizes and generates spontaneous combus tion. - pimply The old idea of 40 yean ago as that facial en iptiona were, due to a "blood humor," for which they gavo potash. Thus ill the old San a parillas contain potash, a most objectionable and drastic mineral, that instead of decreasing,' actually creates moro eruptions. You have no OccdJhU 'Whch tailing other arsaparlllas than Joy's. It Is however now known that the stom ach, tho blood creating power, is the seat of all vitiating or cleansing operations. A stomach clogged by indigestion or constipation, vitiates the blood, result pimples. A clean stomach and healthful digestion purifies it end they disappear. Thus Joy's Vegetable Sarsaparilla is compounded alter the modern idea to regulate tho bowels and stimulate the digestion. The effect is immediate and most satisfactory. A short testimonial to contrast tho action of tho potash Sarsaparillas and Joy's modem vcgetablo preparation. Mrs. C. D. Stuart, of 400 Ilnves St, 8. F., writes: " I, have for years had indigestion, I tried a popular De. E. C. Wbst's Nerve akb' Bbain Tkkai Ms nt, a guaranteed specific for Hysteria, Dizzi ness, Convulsions, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous Prostration caused by the use of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness, Mental De pression, Softening of the Brain, resulting in in sanity and leading to misery, decay and death, Premature Old Age, Barrenness, Loss of Power in either sex, Involuntary Losses and Spermat orrhoea caused by over exertion of the brain, self abuse or over indulgence. Each box contains one month's treatment. $1 .00 a box, or six boxes for 45.00, sent by. mail prepaid on receipt of price. WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES To cure any case. With each order received by us for six boxes, accompanied by $5.00, we wlfj send the purchaser our written guarantee to re fund the money if the treatment does not eflec' a cure. Guarantees issued only by BLAKE1JY & HOUGIITON, - Prescription Druggists, - 175 Second St. The Dalles. Or. REAL MERIT PEOPLE Say the S. B. Cough; Cure is the best thing they ever saw. We are not flattered for we known Real Merit will Win. All we ask is an honest tiial. For sale by all druggists. S. 6. Medicine Mfg. Co., ' Dufnr, Oregon.- A Revelation. Few people know that the bright bluith-green color of the ordinary teas exposed In the windows Is not the nat ural color., Unpleasant as the fact may be, it la nevertheless artificial; - mineral coloring matter being used for this purpose. The effect is two fold. 'It not only makes the tea a bright, shiny green, bat also permits the aae of " off-color " and worthless teas, which, once under the green cloak, are readily worked off as a good quality of tea. . An eminent authority writes on this sub ject: "The manipulation of poor teas, to give them a'finer appearance, is carried on exten sively. Green teas, being in this country especially popular, are produced to meet the demand by coloring cheaper black kiods by glazing or facing with Prussian blue, tumeric, gypsum, and indigo. Tlitt method if so gen eral that very little genuine uncolored green tea i offered for tale." It was the knowledge of this condition of affairs that prompted the placing of Beech's Tea before the public. It is absolutely pure and without color. Did. yoa ever see. any genuine . uncolored Japan tea? Ask your grocer to open a package of Beech's, and yoa will see it, and probably for the very first time. It will be found in color to be just 6e tween the artificial green tea that you have been accustomed to and the black teas. It draws a delightful canary color, and Is so flagrant that It will be a revelation to tea drinkers. Its purity makes It also more economical than the artificial teas, for less of it is required per cnp. Sold only in pound - packages bearing this trade-mark: BEEC TireAs Wdhood: If yosr grocer does not have it, he will get tt for yoa. Price apo per pond, rorsaleal IgjsXo Bxitlor's, THE DALLES, OREGON. $500 Regard! We will pay the above reward for any ease of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, In digestion, Constipation or Costiveness we cannot cure with West's vegetable Liver Pills, when the directions are strictly complied with. They are purely vegetable, and never fail to gire satisfac tion. Sugar Coated. Large boxes containing SO Pills, 2a cents. Beware of counterfeits and imi tations. The genuine manufactured only by THE JOHN C. WF8T COMPANY, CHIGAGO, ILLINOIS. , , . BIAKJJLET & HOUGHTON, r i HS TEA r kin v - Prenerlptlon Druggists, 1 '.'.'- The Dalles, Or. THE DAMES is here and has come to stay! It hopes to win its way to public favor by ener gy, industry and merit; and to this end we ask that you give.it a fair trial, and if satisfied with its course a generous support. Its Objects will be to advertise the resources of the city, and adjacent countrv. to assist in developing our industries, in extending ana opening up new channels for our trade, in securing- an ouen river, and in helping THE DALLES to take her prop er position as the Leading City of Eastern Oregon. four pages of siy columns each, -will be issued every eyening, except Sunday, and will "be delivered in the city, or sent by mail for the moderate sum of fifty cents a month. JUST. FAIR AND IMPARTIAL. We -will endeavcr to give all the local news, and we ask that your criticism of but object and course, be formed from the contents of the paper, and not from rash assertions of outside parties. THE WEEKLY, sent to any address for $1.50 per ' year. It will contain from four to six eight column pages, and we shall endeavor to make it the equal of the best. Ask your Postmaster for a copy, or address. THE CHRONICLE PUB. GO. Office, N. W. Cor. Washington and Second. Sts : DEALERS IN: Staple and Faqey Bioeeiies, Hay, .Grain and Feed. Masonic Block. Corner Third and flew . Qolumbia -a. J-lote., THE DALLES, OREGON. Best Dollar a Day House on the Coast! First-CIass Meals, 25 Cents. First Class Hotel in Every Respect. . None but the Best of White Help Employed. T. T. Nicholas, Pvop. Horth Washington SITUATED AT THEHEAD OF NAVIGATION. Destined to be the Best Manufacturing Center In the Inland Empire. V - For Further Information Call at the Office of Interstate Investment Go. v 0. D. TAYLOR, THE DALLES. CHROfllCliE Court Streets. The Dalles.Oregon Dalles, Washington Best Selling Property of the Season in the North west. ' ..-.4 : 72 WASHINGTON ST., PORTLAND. I V Kecond Kt