STREETsf Well may 70a rijth Tor dower. Child o C the city streets! For a leaf from greenwood bowers Whore thccoolfng brwze retreats. Only a venial glim Cools the fever of row rteslre. Only a miser's liinl Of the leniirv iliaf litt-s as hijrher. Whirre you would have butierflieH (ray. And liirdx to snli; untiring. Falls the shadow of want all day To dealn 1 lie snul's aspirin?. Not lor vour feel ihe clover, Child r ifie city streets! Stone presses under and over. Vour heart in a prison beats. Where you would have flowers blooming And waters with rainbow spray. A mountain of stono is looming To shut the heavens away. Not for your hot caress Blooms the lily, white and cooU It floats in idleness. A dream on the woodland pool. "Only In sleep for you The fruited bough dips low; Von wander dreamland through To find where the violets grow Stone walls press back the green God gave for tired eyes: A narrow court would wean , Yonr gaze from the very skies. Hard Is your put h of duty. Barren of childhood sweets. Well may we sigh for beauty Waif of the city streets! Mrs. N. H. Mornnge in Arkansaw Traveler. ME. VAN TWILLER'S ALIBI The snow had been falling for several minutes in little eddying gusts, and al ready an appreciable number of flakes were collecting on the cape of Miss Dor othy Dempsey's storm coat as she turned into Fifty-fourth street at a swinging pace On her head, framed by a soft halo of brown hair in which the drops of moisture glistened here and. there, a dark English walking hat had slipped coquettishly to one side Her cheeks were brilliant from the cutting wind, and her eyes shone with exhilaration as she battled against the storm. To insignificant Bertie Carey, advanc ing from the opposite direction, she appeared like a delightful vision: a de light considerably influenced, of course, by the fact that she belonged to the right "set" of visions, or Bertie, being so little a man, would not have looked a second time Indeed, it is doubtful whether anything short of Miss Dorothy's geneal ogy on the maternal side would have induced him to give up his daily game of dominoes at the club and wheel about 'to join her promenade with such urbane oblivion to the coolness of his reception. And it is not likely that at any other time Miss Dempsey would have resented his intrusion unite so hotly; but, unfor innately for him, her memory still retained with vigor a graphic description detailed to her only the previous evening by her Cousin Jack, during which, excit ed to unusual emphasis by Carey's last faux pas. he had gone so far as to declare him "a consummate ass, not fit for decent. society." Dorothy, having agreed with him in spirit if not to the letter, felt that she was justified in taking strong measures on this occasion. To walk down the avenue in his com pany, at an hour when all her dear "Four Hundred friends would be abroad and glancing curiously from their brougham windows or over their shoulders, was a reflection upon her taste and discrimination which she was not ready to endure. Accordingly, be fore the preliminary greetings were fairly over, she was racking her brain for some way of dismissing him. In vain she meditated a dozen clever feminine maneuvers that, under any other cir cumstances or in any other locality would have been practicable It was Carey himself who finally provided her with the means of escape. 'Awfully jolly, this unexpected pleas ure 01 a stroll witn yon. ne mnruiared, ignoring the gait that wan rapidly reduc ing him to breath lessness. 'Yes. indeed." returned Dorothy, with false serenity, "only it can't be a very long one, as 1 intend making a call in this block." This with unblushing ef frontery, although well aware that she could walk onto the North river with out finding a name on her list. , "A mutual friend?" inquired Carey 'l thjnk hot.' This must be the bouse, then, since it is the last one.' Miss Dempsey gave a hasty, surrepti tious glance at the window curtains and evidently found some reassurance in their design 'Thanks, yes. 1 suppose you will be at the dreys. Ciood afternoon. " Oh. the OreysV cried Carey, fired to fresh recollections: "haven't you heard? Then, if 1 may, 1 will wait and see if youi friend is in; if not we can con tinue our chat," Now. Miss Dorothy being an indepen dent and somewhat peremptory young lady, and having gone to all the trouble and risk of this subterfuge, was any thing but pleased at a turn which left her unwittingly outwitted. But having gone so far it was necessary to play the farce out. and, ascending the steps with a good deal of suppressed indignation, she pressed the belL The door was promptly opened by a neat capped maid. "Is Dr. Robinson in?" she inquired glibly, improvising the first name that came to her. "I believe so. ma'am: will you walk tar For an instant Dorothy wavered in total dismay. This was a contingency for which she found herself completely unprepared. Then, as her glance roved from the waiting Carey below to the girl, who had stepped hospitably back, her resolution whs takes; to, go in .and explain, on meeting the doctor, that he was the wrong man. seemed the simplest and most natural way ont of the diffi culty, and it would rid her of Carey which was the main thing The room into which she w.is ushered gave her. as a first impression, a sensa tion of cheer and comfort ami good taste It was fitted up as half office, half library, and a fire on the hearth shed its unstable light on two large chairs, drawn np in a snggestively con CHILD OF THE I TV fidential manner within the seduotiva radiance. Dorothy had. made a mental comment of all this before becoming aware that one of these inviting chairs had an occupant, who had slowly risen and was uow facing her with an open curiosity which he did not take the trouble to conceal. He was a tall, broad shouldered, athletic young man, with a fine blond head, and did not in the least resemble the family physician of Doro thy's infantile ailments. "l have been expecting you," he re marked calmly; "won't you be seated?" "But 1 called to see Dr. Robinson," explained Dorothy,.fully expecting him to claim the distinction. "I am very sorry," replied the young man, imperturbably. 'I am Dr. Robin ion's nephew. Neil Sawtelle; he was very uncertain about your keeping this appointment. In fact, he went out, hoping to meet you elsewhere, but left me to receive you if you came, and gave me entire authority to act in his stead. In the course of her life it is probable that Miss Dorothy had never experi enced such a variety of emotions. That I it was a case of mistaken identity, ap- peared plain, but how to .account for her presence here, without betraying her name and her reason for ringing the bell, appeared a problem difficult of solution "1 am sure there is some mistake," she stammered at length; "I am not the person Dr. Robinson expects. I simply wanted to consult him- about a slight cold, and will call again." "As my uncle is no longer -a practicing physician, 1 am sure that- cannot have been your object. " He drew himself up to his full height, which Dorothy found rather overwhelming, and adopted a sterner tone. "Do be seated," he repeated; "this is a very serious matter and must be treat ed seriously. Vour acquaintance with my unfortunate cousin is as well known to me in its details as to my uncle. Why try to deceive me?" as Dorothy made an attempt for a hearing. "But 1 am not the person you think 1 am." she declared with spirit. "1 am Miss Dempsey." "Indeed! And to what reason does my nncle. an old bachelor, owe the pleasure of this visit today? You must excuse my ignoring the cold." He made a quick, convincing gesture as she started, hesitated and was lost. "You see it is useless," he went on; '1 must insist on your remaining until you have answered a few questions, but I beg that you won't force me to be more impolite than you can help." "When will Dr. Robinson return?" 'In an hour or two at the most. If you prefer waiting for him, that will be even better," and he drew forward one of the easiest chairs. . "But 1 can't stay here two hours," cried Dorothy, now thoroughly alarmed and continuing to stand uncompromis ingly "Nor is there the slightest necessity for it. Perhaps, if 1 state the case, it will enable you to see that you can use the same freedom with me as with the doctor, and. also, how little we require of you. provided you are honest, and how unpleasant the consequences may be if you evade. There have been great complications in two of the banks with which my cousin is connected, and actual theft has been committed. It has been proved past doubt at what hour the latter occurred, and suspicion has fallen in the highest places. My cousin will be implicated in the arrests nnless it can be proved to the satisfaction of those interested that he was elsewhere at the time By tomorrow, or at the farthest the next day, all New York may know of it. For some strange rea son he refuses to account for himself. Now. all we require is that you shall state under oath when and where you have seen him since Monday last." "1 don't know what you are talking about, and I don't wish to remain here any longer." protested Dorothy, vehe mently "Nonsense," replied Sawtelle. almost roughly, interposing himself between her and the door: "my uncle gave me a description of you before he left. The idea of you denying that you know Al bert Vali T wilier is absurd." At the mention of the name Dorothy gave a little gasp of horror and amaze ment. "Why. of course, 1 know him." she said, unguardedly, and then, seeing too late that she was only strengthening his mistake, she sank into the nearest chair with a pitiful wail of distress, which did not help matters. "Oh, this is perfectly dreadful!" she sobbed, forgetting her dignity and mop ping her eyes with furtive dabs - As for the blond giant on the rug, he looked scarcely less "uncomfortable and ill at ease. "1 don't see but that you will have to wait till the doctor comes -If 1 should let yon go it woultl only moan publicity and an appearance at court and all sorts of complications, which you ought to be as anxious to avoid as we are. Miss Me - Kinney.'' "I am not Miss McKinney." "Well, my uncle will know who you are, anyway.' "No he won't." thought Miss Demp sey, and relapsed into a damp and pro tracted silence. "I wonder if you would believe me," she said at last impulsively, turning on him a pair of moist, indignant eyes, "if I told you exaotly how I did happen to come here.'' "1 am dreadfully sorry. I presume 1 have made a mess of it," he replied ir relevantly; "perhaps we had better not try any more explanations till the doctor comes. You see. if I had known that you were in the. least" reddening per ceptibly "the least like what you are, I never should have attempted a conver sation. " As Dorothy found nothing to reply to this, another half hour passed, reducing her to a state of ' nervousness that went far toward confirming Sawtelle in his suspicions. At last, to the infinite relief of both, a key sounded in the latch, and bowing politely at her averted bead Sawtelle hastened into the hall. Already the doctor, n hale, hearty man of fifty, was divesting himself of his snowy uvercoMt, and on catching sight I ef his nephew he began to speak in a . cheery, excited -voice. "8uch a day, my boyl . The jade es- caped me in spite of everything and sailed on a Cunarder this noon. But that isut the worst of it No wonder Albert refused to say anytliing about her He knew the whole thing would come out. and her testimony wouldn't be worth shucks, for you see he has married her married her. my dear boy, do you understand?" As Sawtelle made 00 response, ho glanced up hastily "Anything wrong?" "Oh, nothing, replied tsawtelle, in n j dramatic whisper of despair, "except j that i have kept the prettiest girl I ever saw in a state of torture for two hours, i She wouldn't explain who she was at j first, and seemed so agitated that I never j had a doubt abont its being the McKin- j ney woman. Vou said she was dark." j "Black, staring eyes and big as an j Amazon." You didn't say that. This one ia small and thoroughbred to the finger tips." "Well. well, we must see about it." Aud accompanied by his anxious nephew, the doctor bustled int the room with an apologetic good will that some- j what disarmed the hauteur Dorothy was trying to assume. "Tliere has been a great mistake, my dear young lady, and one about which my nephew is deeply annoyed, but you mustn't blame" him. because he was only following out my instructions ... , i UtnougU j mistaken in the person. And now if you will tell me to what 1 owe the honor of this visit I shall be very glad if 1 can re-! trieve in any way the discomfort you j have undergone. " Thus brought to bay nothing was left j for Dorothy bnt to make full confession. I 1 am Miss Dempsey. of Fifth j avenue," she began, but was uncere moniously interrupted by the doctor. "Not Julien Dempsey's daughter? 1 knew he left a widow and child. Bless me. what a coincidence! We were chums old chums at Yale, years ago but gc on. my child.' And then followed the whole ridicu lous, mortifying tale, to which the doc tor listened with open interest. "1 am glad yon happened to come here." he said, not quite approvingly when she had finished. And 1 hope you are going to exoner ate me partially," entreated Sawtelle, who had been preparing his line of de fense during the recital; "you can't fancy how humiliated 1 am or how tempted I was to believe yon. If you hadn't acknowledged your acquaintance with poor Van Twiller I should have weakened at the end." "1 do know Mr. Van Twiller, but the acquaintance is only a superficial one. 1 saw him last at Mrs. Lyie's ball. Wednes day evening, and sat with him some time in the conservatory. I was upset because what yon told me seemed so ter rible." - "But Mrs. Lyle herself mentioned to me that he was not in the house ten minutes." interposed the doctor; "I think she was miffed. She fancied him for one of her girls, and now he has throwu himself away poor Albert!" "Oh. 1 know how that happened. He told me all about it. He was going home with a Mr. Green, and after he had made his adieus Mr. Green decided to remain, so he sat out' a dance with me, and finally went off without waiting for him." "And do you know what time that j was?" inquired the doctor, eagerly. "Abont a quarter or half after 1, when my partner for the cotillou came up. j We began to dance it about that tune." "Conld you swear to it on paper?" "Why. yes: certainly." "Then." shouted the doctor, trium-. phantly. "he is vindicated, whether he explains or not. This will satisfy the di- j rectors so they will drop proceedings where he is concerned. They know al ready that he is not guilty. It is as plain as daylight to me now. He didn't re- mem ber the exact time he left tbeLyles', i and t hinking be was with this woman he h:is married, didn't want to attract our attention to her.' Aul now. if yon please. 1 should like to go home." remarked Miss Dempsey in a pathetic tone. "Of course, my poor child, immedi ately Neil, call a carriage. 1 will go with you myself and see your mother; also get your signature, if you will be so kind. It will straighten the affair out wonderfully Verily, truth is stranger than fiction!" As Dorothy swept from the room, Sawtelle made a brave, if ineffectual, attempt to attract her attention, but, as she steadily refused to be aware of his presence, his conscience permitted him to retain a small, soaked wad. which was easily concealed in the palm of his f hiuid Subseauent events have led ns to I believe so tender were his ministrations j an,i pressures between the volumes of a 1 new set of Rnslrin that in course of time it liecame less like a rag and more, like a respectable handkerchief. It is now over a year since these events occurred, and we hear that the article in question, together with :i number of other worldly goods, is to be delivered to its rightful owner. How it all came about, those who have not begun their love affairs with a little animosity will never le able to conjecture, but we have it direct from the lips of the round and ever rubicund. Carey himself: "The latest engagement, my deah fel lah, is Miss Dempsey's to a penton named Sawtelle Why. ttfey say he has never been to a Patriarchs' in his life!" Mary G-oldiim Lanm.'m in Epoch Made Him Vewy Anjrry. "Why did Chappie resign from the Seventh'' "They wouldn't let his vulet attend drill and carry his jrnu fin parade." Harper's Bazar Wly Sho DMa'l Come. Clara 1 thought you expected, your French maid on this steamer? Maud 1 did. But the steamer didn't stop :lt Cjneenstovon. LUe. . Prize t'at Men of the Northwest. The competition for the prizes for the greatest amount of adipose tissue finally narrowed down to three candidates. The prize for the fattest man was carried off by F. S. Hammond, of Alpina, -who tip ped the beam at 373 pounds. Mr. Ham mond is but twenty-three years old and six feet high. The prize consisted of a fine overcoat. The second prize, a hand some cane, was won by Joseph McKeo, proprietor of the Cactus Call House, who weighed 282 pounds, and is G feet 4 inches in height. Portland Oregonian. CO STIPATION. c& iu..'ua.vimjBnsrggja-!rags .!3li:ts lml the Aim- ii-an h-U- yet there is only .i.ic !rcnuratjio-i of iunuirwrjlln t hut acts on tlu bowels' and reaches this i:niirtaiit trouble, and that is Jo;.'s Vegetable S:ir-..-ii!irilla. " ru lieves 4t In '.'1 hours, ami ill occasional dose prevents return. "Ve refer by permission foC.E. Elk:t:.-:;nu, I2S Lotmst Avenue, S;iii l-'runcisco; J. II :'.r ni. Petal nma; II. :-. Winn. Geary Court, San .1'Mr.eis.o. au! hundreds ef others who hnvn oscl it i;i constipation. One letter m a samnloof hundreds. Elkingtou, writes: "I have been for years subject to bilious headaches aud coustipa- I tion. 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It not only makes the tea a blight, shiny green, but also permits the as of ." off-color " and worthless teas, which, once mnder the green cloak, are readily worked off as a good quality of tea. An eminent authority writes on this-imb-Ject: "The manipulation of poor teas, to uive them a'finer appearance, is carried on exten sively. Green teas, being in this country especially popular, ore produced to meet the demand by coloring cheaper black ki:id.shv glazing or facing with Prussian bloc, tumeric, gypsum, and indigo. This method it so gen eral that very little genuine unco'.ored green tea it offered for tale." It was the knowledge of this condition I affairs that prompted the placing of Beech's Tea before the public. It is absolutely pure and without color. Did you ever see any genuine uncolored Japan tea? Ask yonr grocer to open a package of Beech's, and yu ' win see it, and probably for tho very first time. It will be fou. 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