rU AST HIDE A LIVE SHARK. PARING FEAT OF A CALIFORNIA SWIM MING TEACHER. A Man' Sport with a Mariu Monster. Tho Entire llarmleiutiiess of a Huge Basking Shark Amply Oemaiistratecl Til Visitor No Longer Afraid. That a man, should take a ride on a live shark's back, apparently with all the delight of it wild cowboy breaking in an Hnruly mustang, would be difficult to believe unless circumstances were presented to verify.it. Such an occur rence has - really taken place, however and at so short a distance from 'San Francisco that any doubting Thomas can easily satisfy himself by making a personal investigation. or the past few years the tisbenuen in tue northern' part of - Monterey bay uear Santa Cruz, have been greatly annoyed by ba.sk nig sharks. These Hbarks. while in search of food, often run into the neta of Kshumwn mil ib ' : thrashing about and trying to escape rrom tne meshes which enfold Iheiii. tear the nets and injure them so mat the hshermen. at times suffer the foss of hundreds of dollars. Sometimes a shark struggles' about so much in the water jhh to wrap the nets aronnd it in suca a manner that escape is impossible, atid the hne fish dies" from th nhnns. tibn orodm-ed bv its wild pflFortR free; - To-'extricate the dead fish from the nets it is sometimes necessary to tow it ashore, ami to recover jiart of the loss sustained in the destruction of the nets tn hshermen try out the liver of the shark" and obtain a quantity of cheap but profitable oil ' AN OCULAK OKMOSSTKATION. A hnge basking shark about thirty or forty feet-' long'' became entangled in the nets of srtiue fishermen off Soquel point, about four miles from Santa Cruz. The hark, still alive and enfolded in the nets., was towed by the fishermen in boats to the wharf at Oapitola. Its arrival-created great' excitement among the visitors at that resort. The fact that sharks; 'any sharks, were near the beach drove hundreds of bathers from the wa ter, and people began to make up their minds to leave the' place.. : No amount of assurance on the part of ' the proprietors of the hotel or the fishermen' that bask ing sharks were not man eaters, and that many had been caught with no accident happening, con Id entirely quiet the fears of the visitors, and bathing was almost given up ' Some ocular demonstration of the fact i hat a basking shark was harmless there fore became necessary. . Swimming Teacher Swanson., of the Capitola baths, then determined to give., an exhibition with the shark which should convince the most timid. A performance fol lowed the like Of which no man ever participated in before. ' Swanson put on a . bathing 'suit and swam to the wharf whre the partially exhausted monster lay, still partly wrapped in the torn and tangled fishing nets. Slowly approach ing tSe gasping yet enraged monster. & whale in eizt if not in species. Swanson warn close to its side, and tbeu clamb ered, slowly on top. a moderately easy task to accomplish, as the shark lay almost entirely under watef.. " Sitting astride the huge fish like a baby on an elephant, the bold swimmer' shouted in triumphant derision at the several hun dred people on the wharf, who had gathered to witness the strange per formance . oot vamt to it,. ' - His song of success was quickly cut short, for aa soon as the lazy shark real ized it bad gathered something more on its back it" commenced to thrash about and threw Swanson off. ' Women in the crowd shrieked in fear and men held their breath in excitement. It was hard ly a minute, however, before Swanson appeared uninjured and laughing out side of the line of foam caused by the shark's struggles. The crowd on the wharf breathed more freely when they saw the man emerge from the seething waters and realized that be had not been devoured, as they expected him to be. The undaunted swimmer again went to the side of the shark, and once more mounted his marine steed. The shark again showed its fear and anger by shak ing him off. but not so violently as be fore. With great persistence Swanson Again climbed on to the monster What seemed before to the many spec tators a most foolhardy act. and but the . courtship of certain death, now became a strangely comical sight. Swanson mounted the fish, and the shark becom ing accustomed to its queer burden, merely rolled the man off each time he got on its back, simply turning lazily in the water and shaking himHelf Thifc was repeated several times, 'and the large crowd of people who came expect ing to see the man killed and eaten de parted laughing at the ludicrous ending of the performance. Swanson became the hero of the - camp. Bathing was re sumed and even more freely indulged in aa a consequence of tbe-exhibition, and no one can now be found in Camp Oapi tola who will admit that they fear a shark, or a basking shark at least. San Francisco Chronicle. An Interaatiug Calculation. ' An uptown man. having nothing else to do, thought he would try an experi uettt. so he turned the hands of a clock in his room toe full twenty-four hours of day. and found it took, with moderate , Movement, one minute of time to accom plish that task. Re then made a calcu- lation of how long it' would, take him to turn off the full measure of a man's life, which, according to the Scriptures, is "threescore years and ten,'' and found that it would take seventeen and one half days to turn the bands of the cltxrli Xo represent seventy' years. Philadel phia Record. A Bargain. Small Son Dot suit fit dot man awful tight. . .. Dealer It van a dight vit. inein ton Vy did you zell it zo sbeap?" 1 vas avraid 1 couldn't get it off n:it- ocr tearing it. -CJood News. j Am Knjoyablo Way to Take Tea. There are people who get more out of Ate than others Dy a sort 01 pnuosopny of contrast or change. . The listener, being invited to tea not long since, found the table set under the apple trees just a few steps from the kitchen door. There were several children seated about the table, expressing by their demure manner that it was not a novel thing at alL "Oh, no!" said the hostess; "we've hardly eaten dinner or supper in the house for three weeks. If it's a possible thing we set the table out here or on the piazza at least. There is only one disadvantage, it makes it harder on the girls, but we all take hold and help, so that they are as pleased as we are." ' It was delightful to sit under' the trees that flecked the table cloth with moving shadows and seemed to add new flavor to the simple food. The house stood back from the street of course, and yet if it had been near the street there might have been a great gain for the passerby. It would have given a touch of sociabil ity to' the street, like that so character istic of the French, who eat in public so gracefully. It formed a sort of daily picnic, with out the toil and bugs and depressing after effects of that great American in stitution. It added charm and relish to the meal, and made the summer more distinctly a time for vacations and out of door impressions' It seemed a cus tom that could be profitably followed by many suburban dwellers and it would be a distinct lengthening of the play time of midsummer. Boston Transcript Be Changed the Day. ' The story is told of the late "Pig Iron" Kelley that on one occasion a young woman, the daughter of an old Penney 1-, vanian. who had been one of KeUey's political lieutenants, applied to him for a position, which he promised to secure for her the next day. On the following morning, when the young woman called on the judge, he had forgotten all abom her case, but npon being reminded, apol ogized profusely and., told her to "call tomorrow!". The judge kept this up for nearly a month, when the young woman lost her patience. On the occasion of her last visit the judge, who was very absentminded, did not catch her . name as the servant announced her presence in the parlor and, walking hurriedly into the room, shook hands with her and be gan the old formula. "My dear young lady, 1 am very busy today: you will really have to call to morrow." 'But, judge," she protested, that is what you have told me for a month. 1 have come almost every day, and you have invariably told me to call tomorrow." -I beg your pardon, I am sure," said the judge with great suavity. "taii day alter tomorrow. San Fran cisco Argonaut. The Barn Owl. flow soft is :the plumage of the owl, and how noiseless her flight. .Watch her as she floats past 'the ivy tod. down by the . ricks and .silently over the old wood: then , away , over the meadows, through the open door nd put of. the loophole of the barn; round the lichened tower and along the course of the brook. Presently she returns to her four downy young with a niouse in one claw and. a vole, in the other, soon to bo ripped up, torn and eaten ,by '-. the greedy, snapping imps. Young and eggs are not unfrequently found in the"same nest, - If yon would see the midday siesta of these birds climb up into the haymow. There, in an angle of the beam, you will see their owlships snoring . and. blirjring wide their great round eyes. Their duet is the most unearthly, ridiculous, gve noise conceivable; unlike anything you ever heard. There they will stay all day, digesting the mice with which they have gorged themselves until twilight, when they again issue forth upon their mad cap revels. This clever uiouser has a strong claim to our protection; so let not idle super stition further its destruction. Man chester Times. ' , . The French National Printing Works. The French -national printing works date from the year 1640, and owe their origin to Louis XIII, who established them under the title Imprimerie royale. The works were suppressed at the begin ning of the revolution and reorganized In the Year LL The state printing office has had many homes. It is now in the former abode" of the princely house of Rohan, in the Bne Vjeille du Temple, which still retains traces of its former splendor ' - Besides executing all the printing of the ministries and other public bodies, the presses of the imprimerie nationale are at the service of all private individ uals who require in their works types impossible to procure elsewhere. The collection at the Hotel de fiphan - is unique and contains 200 varieties. It would almost satisfy the archdeacon of the story whose sermons could not be printed because the printer had only one ton of parentheses in stock. London News. A i ' Klrcd. , A titled Parisian, after wasting much time in the Latin quarter, finally man aged, by book or crook, to become en rolled as a pupil of Uerome. Day after day the nobleman came, took his place oeiore tne model and sketched as best he could. Finally Uerome paused before the new pupil one day and said. "Yon come here in the morning: what' do yon do in the afternoon?" "Oh." said the nobleman, "I ride in (he Bo is, see a tew of my friends,, and then dress for din ner." "Yon do," mused the master: "don't yon think you'd better do the same things in the morning, also?" The next week a new pupil had the noble man's place in front Of the model. San Francisco Argonaut. Whv allovs should varr in their nrnn. erties so widely as they do from the metals which form them is an obscure question. Experiment Ik still , the only means or aiscovenng what properties such and such an all 03- will have, or how these Dronerties mr be nsefnllv changed by a slight difference in. com position. . ... THE POWER OF LOVS. The world ia so changed slncu I knew her! The sky Is a tooderer blue. The wood thrush sings sweeter and truer . Veo.aH the wide world Is made new. The breezes that blow from the clover And kiss all the flowers 00 the tray. Are whispering over and over A" name t fa sweeter than they. ; ' Oht lovu, llluu imsl fettered and bound me; I ne'er shall be heart free again, .. . Yet life flows like music around roe. And flow'rs are the links of my chain. . james nucRuam tn Ue troll Free How Cloth la Tested. When the cloth arrives, it is slowly passed over a double roller which meas ures the yards, and carefully examined for the purpose of discovering, any de fects in the manufacture. If there are any broken threads or loosely woven spots they are indicated , by sowing a string in the margin, and the cutter is thus able to avoid the defective portion. Then we cut off a small piece of the goods and put it outside on a window-sill, where, for ten days, it is exposed to the sun and the rain. If it fades.it is rejected. Then we test by chemicals to see if the dye stuff is indigo, which is the surest dye that can be n- tde. If the color produced by the use this test is a bright orange, it indicates that the dye has an indigo basis.', After that a piece of the gooils is put in a solution of caustic potash, which has the -effect of eating up the animal fiber and leaving the vegetable 'fiber. Some cloth ' manufacturers " nowadays, ' instead of making their goods of separate threads of cotton and of wool, take cot ton and wool and mix them in such a way that no one, by merely feeling,, can tell whether or not there is. cotton in the piece. "' Tb "only way we can . know is by hoiling a piece of the goods in this solution, which lias the effect.of eating up' the wooPand leaving .the "cotton. Interview iti ftew York Epoch' '-'' Tli Cars Romance. ; " The following episode is said to have been related by the Czar himself to in timate friends': His" 'elder brother, who died at Nice; was. as is generally known, first betrothed1 to Princess Dagraar of Denmark. On his deathbed he left' his brother, the present czar, a letter" in which he begged Mm to take "his place in the heart of the princess. ' The Grand Duke Alexander, however, was a very bashful lover, and had not the courage to carry out his dying brother's last ' wish, till one dav the Grand Dntc . Vladimir said to him, 'If you will not fulfill the wish ot .our dead .Nicholas, I shall pro pose for the hand of the nrlnraaa mv. self.-. : A short . time after th . nrnml rwitr Alexander, set off to Copenhagen, and one day, being alone -with the Princess uagmarv ne handed . her, - trein blingly . the, letter of -his brother. '. '$Ftien the princess , bad. , read it she blushed and said, "I also, received a letter from Nich olas in-which he begged rue to : become' your wife.", Alexander asked .to be .air lowed to read the letter, . The princess fetched it and together they read it, ;,The sequel .was a t marriage. Cor.' London Ney.8-. .' -r :r . rjr mt Swiss KnshroWerera. - . The common old embroidering hand machine of -48iJ7. with few improve ments, is the one .that is used today for the millions, of fine embroideries that are sold to all quarters of the globe There are, perhaps, 23,000 of them in use in eastern Switzerland, the number-of the needles averaging about 250 to the ma chine, and the number of stitches not exceeding 8.000. to the needle daily. As embroiderers are paid on the stitcjv basis only, and sometimes as low as-44 cents a hundred, they have very-small , earnings left after paying their'' threaders and other . expenses. . . At the present, time fifty cents, sometimes less, is a fair aver age or the daily earnings of a hard work ing embroiderer, who must toil a. long day. with head, hands'and feet working his machine. Cor.. St. Louis Globe-Pe-. raocrat. .. . . j, "A Youthful Connoisseur. Bessie is an original little thing, and her' comments are often very amusing. Having been brought up in a family of bric-a-brac hunters, her knowledge of ceramics Is quite remarkable for a child. One day her mother 'noticed her gazing fixedly at her great-grandmother, a very old woman, whose kind old face was lit erally a network of fine : . wrinkles. 'What are yon looking at. Bessie?"? she asked the child "I was only thinking, " she i- answered ' promptly, ; "what a re-" inarkahly fine specimen of .bid 'crackle' granny was.' This was much to the old lady's delight, she being a"bit of a j collector herself. New York Tribune. J New Kngland Piety. There are communities of sturdi' New England jeople where the general rule that religious services ' languish In the absence of a pastor does not hold. In North. Warren weekly prayer . meetings have teen' held for over seventy years nntnterruptedly, and thia without the help of a minister, except for an occa sional lecture. At first ' the - meetings were held at private dwellings, butr for over thirty years the people have met at a schnolhouse. Rockland (Me.) Tribunei The Euglish opinion is that the far ther south yon go for oyster brood the poorer you get. A certain rock oyster from Scotland "has a firmness, richness and smack of the sea," according to an English authority, that is greatly pre ferred by many to even the best Thames : ' " ... , - t Charles H. Townsend. ' in his report upon the pearl ; fisheries - of C-alifornia, says that a pearl shell company of Lower California has an. invested capital -of flO.000 From 400, to 50. men are em ployed. The season begins in May in the vicinity of Cape St LiUeas ' ; An iron last, made by Spence. Boggs ct Co.. Martin's Ferry, O.. for .lohn Farnr house. a colored preacher of Charlotte. N. C. is 204 inches long and 7J inches wide.- The owner r of- this , tuorwtrons foot is 6 feet 10 incbes high and weighs 410 pounds. . .... . , Maurice Bernhardt, who is traveling with his wife in this country, is a rather handsome specimen of the Frenchman, with a talL wiry physique, a clear olive complexion and a small dark mustache. He resembles his mother in the promi nence of his features and is as exquisite in dress. ' Direct telegraphic communication' be tween the United States and Brazil has been opened. This was done by a new cable at the Brazilian end from French Guiana to the town of Virgin in' Brazil. It is controlled by French capitalists. A man fishing at Jersey (England) was caught by the rising tide and a boat had to be put out to rescue him. .. The next day the ' magistrate sentenced hira to eight days' hard labor "for the trouble he had caused.' -" - ' Qld Peep! On 'vf" J. V. S. Is the enly SarsaTKirlitsi tiia'. 11 or feeble people 'should ttiL-,' as ih:: miior: i -itiut which is In every otlicrSarsajiariWa tl.nl i.-i-inovr of, Is under certain conditions kuown lo be emaciating. J. y. S. on tbo contraiy is inrely vegetable aiid stimulates Oij-t-Ktion and creates new blood, the very thing fi.r old, dclit-ale or broken down coplc. It builds l.'icm lrp a-.id prolongs their lives. A case in poI::t: . Hi. Ecldon an estimable and elderly lady ol aa Masoii St, 8. F. was for months declining so rapilly as to seriously alarm l:er family. . It cot so bad that sbe was finally affiictcd with fainting spells.- She writes: " While. i:i that, dangerous conditfeu .1 saw some of the testimonials con cerning J. V. & aud sent for a bottle. That marked the turning point ' I regained my lost flesh and strength and hare .not felt so well in years." That was two years ago and Mrs. Belden is well and hearty to-day, and still taking: J. V. 8. IX you are old or feeble and want to be built up. q .Vegetable; w Sarsaparilla - Most modern,'' meet eflfectiTC,-. largest bottle. Same price, $1.00, six for S5.0& For-Sale by SNIPES & KINERSLY. THE DALLES; OREGON. Dr. E. C. West's Nkbvc akd Brain Trsa-i mknt, a guaranteed gDeoinc for HvsteHa. tMt. ness. Convulsions, Fiter Nerroua Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous ProBtration caused by the use w ... .iini v-vauvKvrt t aaeiuioess,- Aientai Ie pression, Softening of the Brain, resuUin in in vanity and leading to misery, decay and death PrematunsT-Old Aee. BirrennMn. inunf Pn,a, in either sex, Involuntary Losses and Bpermat- orrucea caBseu- Dy over exertion of tae brain, sell abuse or over indulgence. Each box -contains one month's treatment. fl.OO a box, or rix boxet forr5.00, sent by mall prepaid on receipt of price. '"" VFK GrAKANTKB SIX itpXBS To cure any cane, 'with each "order received by us for six boxes, accompanied by (5.00, we will senO tho purchaser our written guarantee to re. funq tne money if the treatment does not effect a cure:' Guarantees issued only by Xc. jfAKKI.KT" HOUGHTON, 1 '., Frescrlptlosi iiraggista, ;" lTfiKeeoad 8t. ' ' ' . Xhe Dalles. Or. vy.: ': '.: . V.. ,i UEKVKLAND. Wash., ' ' av T .'l i :- . June 10th, 1891.$; S.'B.. Medicine Co., -. - . . GBBxrYourTtiiv;orr and in, rejSly would say tlrat;I am more than pleased "with the terine- offered me oh ihe-last shipment of your medicines. Ther'i; nothing like theiu ever intro duced ifr this country; especially for La grippe and kindred complaints. I have had nq complaints so far, and- everyone iseaidy with a word of praise for their virtues Yours, etc., : . M. F. H.VCKLKT. A Revelation. Few people know that the bright ' bluish-green ' color of the ordinary teas exposed in the windows Is not the nat ural color. Unpleasant as the fact may be, it is nevertheless artificial; mineral .coloring matter . being used for. toil purioee. .Tbe effect Is two fold., It not only makes the Ma a bright, shiny green, but also permits tbe '-as ot off-color " and worthless teas, which, ones under the green . cloak, are readily : worked off as a good quality of tea. An eminent authority writes on this sub ject: " The manipulation of poor teas, to gi re them a'flner appearance, is carried on extcu cstTely. Green teas,- being' in this country ''' especially popular, are produced to meet the ' demand by coloring chea;-cr black kinds by glaring or facing with Prussian bine, tumeric. gypsum, and indigo. Thtt method U to gen- ' eral that very little genuine unmlored green Ua it offered oi Male." ' , v - It was the knowledge of this condition rf affairs that prompted the plae.ng of Beeeb's Tea before tbe public. It is absolutely pure end-without' color. Did you' ever itte any genuine un colored Japan tea? Ask youi grocer to open a package of Beech's, and y.o ' will see It, and probably for tbe very first . time. It will be found in color to bo just be- ' . tweea the artificial green tea that you have been accustomed to and tbe black tod. ;' It draws a delightful canary color, and la so - fragrant that it will be a revelation to tea drinkers.: Its purity makes It also more -economical than the artificial ten, for left of it is required per cup. Soldonlyiu pound packages beartbg this trade-mark : iBEECHii TEA PureAshndhood: . If roar grocer does not have it, he will gel . it for you. Price 60o per pound. For sale al . Ioslie " Butler's, THE D.U LES, OKFGOX. Ask lot Joy Health is Wealth ! y sun Y THE DA IiliES is here and has come to stay. It hopes to Win its wan to rmKHr fatrnT Wn sy, industry and merit; and to this end we ask that you give it a fair trial, and if satisfied with its course a generous support. The wiU beto advertise the resources of the city, and adjacent conntry, to assist in developing our Sv?1116!' fading aadopeninetip new channels helping THE DALLES to take her proper position as tne Its Objects will be to advertise the resources of tlie city, and adjacent country, to assist in developing our industries, in extending and opening" up new channels for our trade, in securing an open river, and in helping THE DALLES to take her prop er position as the Leading City of Eastern Oregon. four pages of siy columns each, will he issued everv evening:, excent Snnfin v nnri -m-in ii,- j . .-l . , " ' 5 city, or sent by mail for JUST, FAIR AND IMPARTIAL -7 v a uj give sua ino i.ocai news, ana - . u j u liuuioui ui out oDjecx ana. course te formed from " the contents of the paper! and not from rash assertions of outside parties. THE WEEKLY, ent to any address' for $1.50 per year. It will contain from four to six eight column pages, and we shall endeavor to make it the equal of the -best. Ask your Postmaster for a copy, or address. THE CHRONICLE PUB. CO. Office, NW. Cor. Washington and Second. Sts HUCTION SHLEI Dry Goods and Clothing at Your , Own Price. The entire stock of N. Harris consisting of General Dry Goods, Clothing, Boots and Shoes, Hats, Caps, and . Gents' Furnishing Goods will be sold at Auction to the highest bidder for cash in hand. Sales held evety night eommeneing a 7 o'eloek. J; B. CROSSEN, Auctioneer. fiew -o. Columbia Jlotel, THE DALLES, OREGON. Best Dollar a Day House on the Coast! First-Class Meals, 25 Cents. First Class Hotel in Every Respect. None but the Best of White Help Ernployed . T. T. fiieholas, Ppop. . 1 I : SITUATED AT THE HEAD OF NAVIGATION. Destined to be the Best Manufacturing Center in the Inland Empire. . . . For Further Information Call at the Office of . ' ' ' '" ' ' ' ' ' ' . Interstate Investment Go., 0. D. TAYLOR, THE DALLES. J,: 72 WASHINGTON ST., PORTUKD. GHROIIICIiE Daily WO UCUVC1BU 1 1 1 I, II H the moderate sum of fiftv Best Selling Property of the Season In the North west. .