TO HEAD OFF WAKEFULNESS. Hers Is a Method Which la Said to B , Infallible for Securing Sleep. The good old care for , sleeplessness . holds good through all changea. an easy conscience and a healthy body. A "due portion of fatigue and quiet surround ings may bo added as also necessary to induce refreshing sleep, and sleep which is not refreshing is abont as unsatisfac tory as wakefulness. Nevertheless, to people of a nervons temperainent some trictly material rules for courting the "almy god with success are not to be despised , Many little things conduce to sleeplessness, the avoidance of which will remove that trouble. : Indigestion, cold feet, overfatigue, tea and coffee taken in excess, excitement generally, all tend to a restlessness of the brain, which, prevents calm sleep. Many devices are resorted to to expel auch nervousness. The old suggestion, made in ridicule originally, to read some very dry book or to have some one talk you to sleep is really excellent in prac tice. The dull monotony of a prosy book, and even more the dull -monotone of a prosy talker, usually produces just the dull impressions on the brain which are required to induce sleep. A monotonous tram of thought often serves. An eminent student of brain disorders prescribed the constant dripping of water on a metal pan. The regular tickine of -a clock frequently sends sleepless per-' , sons into the desired state of brain lnac- ' tion, though in fact alt these processes may erve to drive a very nervous ' per son into a wild hysteria of wakefulness. But an old and tnest curiously recom mended physical process comes to us in ld books. It was announced many years ago as a great discovery in England by a Air. Gardner, and most commendatory testi monials as to its effectiveness were given , by the late Prince Albert, Sir Fowell Buxton, Sheridan Knowles and other 'eminent persons. It was considered so -valuable that a large sum had to be paid lor it ror publication by Air. Binns in his quaint book, now almost unknown, entitled "The Anatomy of Sleep." The prescription as therein printed is as follows: The person who after going to oea anas mmseli sleepless is to be on his right side, with his head comfortably placed on the pillow, having his neck straight so that respiration may be un impeded. Let him then close his lips Biignuy ana take a rather full inspira tion, breathing through the nostrils un less breathing through the mouth is habitual. Having taken the full inspira tion, the lungs are to be left to 1;heir own action; that is. expiration is -not to be interfered with. Attention must now . be fixed upon the respiration. The person must imagine that he sees the breath passing from his nostrils in a continuous stream, and at the instant that he brings his mind to concei ve this, aiart from all other ideas, consciousness leaves him and he falls- asleep. Some times it happens that the method does not at once succeed. It should then be persevered in. Let the person take thirty or forty full inspirations and pro ceed as before: but he must bymo means attempt to count the respirations, for if he does the mere counting will keep him from sleep. It is certainly to be said of this plan that it is safe and can easily be tested. The other prescriptions, such as a good conscience and a well earned fatigue, need not be set aside on account of it. New Vork Tribune. A noont of Sleop Rired.. Sleep is the principal agent in body re cuperation. The amount needed is dif ferent for different persons. For the or dinary worker from six to ight hours is necessary; yet how often, in the battle for existence, is the desire for sleep forci bly suppressed and the night'B rest fool ishly shortened. Sooner or later insom nia wreaks its vengeance on the phy siological sinner. Many a person who once robbed himself of the necessary -amount of sleep would now gladly sleep, but cannot. Many nerve troubles first develop into disease when joined with sleeplessness. It appears as a symptom of a iong stand ing uervons disturbance, but to many it appears as the first 6igns of disorders, when it is only n result of causes in oper ation long before. Herald of Health. Storlts' Nests. Sparrows and wrens not unfrequently build in the stork's huge pile of -sticks, a nest within a nest, which we rarely see in England. In Holland and Denmark a common mode of inducing storks to take tip their abode is to fasten a cart wheel on the top of a tall pole erected in some field. At the village of Luitsedam,' near the Hague, there is one of these, which is regularly tenanted. , ... . Closer to the town, in the plantations around the house of one of the gentry, there is an enormous uest. It is placed at the top of a large silver fir, the lead ing shoot of which has been broken by the wind. At Wassenaar, a village some miles off, where immense quantities of bulbs are grown, a pair yearly rear their young ones on the church tower. Cham bers' Journal. ' -Utilizing a. Scant? Wardrobe. The widow of Booth, Sr., gave Edwin her husband's wardrobe after a time, and with occasional twisting we made that serve for everything. We used to sew the -ermine cap of Richard onto Richelieu', robe, and then rip it off again when the crook back monarch had to have it. la Memphis we met Ada Men ken, who conceived a violent attachment for Ted, but be did not reciprocate. The women were always going wild over him, yet he shunned female society. Interview in New York Epoch. Throat Distemper la Pigeons. In The Journal of Laryngology" and Rhinology-Dr. George Turner states that a pigeon that had died of; the throat distemper was brought to him for dissection, and ha found a pseudo mem brane covering, the whole windpipe. With this be inoculated other pigeons, and produced in them a similar disease, which extended up tiu nastily to their ."" '" . , ; Basest Beg-ret" ' J Little five-year-old Arthur haO been I sent into the country to stay three ! months at his grandpa's. It was bitter f March weather, too cold even for the ' lad to see out of "doors, for the windows were coated with thick -white frost. "Can I go outdoors today, grandma?" bravely asked the lad, as he came down stairs the second morning after his ar rival. "No, of course not Sou must stay right here by the fire, where it is warm." The boy sighed and began playing with the cat. "Arthur," commanded one of the three maiden aunts, "get up, quick; you will soil your stockings.'" The young nephew obeyed without pro test. But it was rather lonesome, and pretty soon he tried the organ. "Arthur," commanded aunt No. 3, 'stop that noise immediately. Your grandpa wants to read." Again the youthful visitor obeyed. This time he went to the window and began scratch ing the frost off with a pin so that he could see out. . " Arthur," instructed aunt No. 8, "'stop that! Come away from the window," : Arthur stepped back from the window, put his hands in bis pockets, looked first at the spectacled grandparents, then at at the three aunts poised about the room like statues on a pedestal, and said, "If i didn't have to live here I'd be glaM." New York Recorder. 1 His Fortune. Wealth and poverty ' are ' relative terms, as almost every one must have learned by his own experience. Many a man who now thinks twenty dollars a week pretty small wages can remember the time -when he felt rich with half that sum. A citizen of Westerly, R. L, says the historian of the town, enlisted as a pri vateer during one of the early wars of the country It was perilous business, bat patriotic feelings and visions of gold carried the day with him. His cruise was long and eventful, but at last he returned home and received an appropriate welcome. As soon as the first greetings were over, his mother in quired: "Well, Harry, how' have you .made out? Did yon get much money?" "Oh, yes, mother; good luck, i am rich. I shall have enough, with pru dence in the care of it. to carry me through life, I hope." "1 am glad, my son; but how ranch did you get?" ."Well, 1 don't know exactly, but 1 think when we settle np 1 shall have as much as thirty dollars. " Sttemed Like Amos. Silas Rodes was a strong, hard Work ing farmer; his brother Amos was a con firmed invalid who, three or four times a year, had "spells" of expecting to die, but. nevertheless, always managed to live. Still, he was really ill, and many thought him to be in considerable danger. But, while Amos was sick and expect ing to die, it chanced that the strong Silas did actually die very suddenly. A messenger carried the 6ad news to his sister Elvira, a grim spinster, -who lived in a distant part of the town. She heard the message with some in credulity. , ''Taint Silas ye mean; it's Amos." she said in reply. "Why, no," answered the -messenger. "I mean Silas. Amos is all Tight. It's Silas that is dead." " Wal, p'r'aps it's so," was the reluctant rejoinder, "but 1 wouldn't ha b'leeved it o' Silas; 't seems a good deal more like Arnos. Youth's Companion. Water Is Cheap. In the old days when water was car ried around on carts the price per barrel was nine cents. . That price did not seem exorbitant: was thought cheap. Now the cost to the consumer is about one third of a cent per barrel thirty barrels for ten cents. And at that rate the city makes large profits Out of these profits is paid the cost of pipe extensions and renewals and of various other matters, and still there remains untouched reve nue amounting to nearly $600,000. The rate of profit will rapidly increase in the future, inasmuch as a great deal of pipipg has been done in advance of pop ulation. Vacant spaces will henceforth be filled in' with improvements and peo ple rather than new spaces acquired. Extensions of the water service in many directions and o extreme distances are therefore nearly complete and perma nent. Chicago Herald. Wby Oysters Have to Be Cultivated. The . oyster,' though a very prolific shellfish and widely distributed, has so many enemies and is so helpless to de fend itself when young and tender, that its chance of escaping extinction rests almost wholly upon its cultivation and care by artificial methods. This fact has come to be so generally recognized fn recent times that all nations on whose shores this delicious bivalve grows have legislated on its behalf and made many experiments for increasing its numbers. In spite, however, of all that has been done, for it, there is etill a curious di versity of opinion ' as to its nature and hapits. Whether if . is hermaphroditic or bisexual has been warmly discussed, each contention having earnest adher ents. Joel Benton in Drake's Magazine. i Repulsed. ' - , A clerical tramp, one of the begging letter Pecksniffs so often met with in London, called at Ssurgeon's house, but refused to give his hame.' "Say. if you please," said the tramp with upturned eyes, "a servant of Christ asks for a few moments of his precious time." The butler came back immediately with the reply, "Mr. Spurgeon requests me to say that he is occupied with your matter. " San Francisco Argonaut The Relationship. Redfield was frequently at Hatfield. and among other : anecdotes 'relates one told him by Lady Salisbury of a house keeper, .who, on goiag.around with a party, pointed out a portrait as Cathe rine da Medici, sister of Venus de Medici. London Spectator. ' ; ' - The Fate of War. The Due d"AumaIe once went to the tent of the dashing Marbot during an African campaign, in which he had re ceived his thirteenth wound.. The old baron was found grtimbling after this fashion: "To be a lieutenant general, a baron of the empire, a peer of France, a grand officer of the Legion of Honor, have 80,000 francs a year, and be hit by the ball of althy Kabyle who has not four sons in his pocket!" san Francisco Argonaut. Bad Blood. Impure or vitiated blood Is nine times out of ten caused by some form of constipation or indiges tion that clogs up the system, when . the blood naturally be comes Impregnated with the el fete matter. ThcoldSnrsaparilUu attempt to reach this condition S by attacking the blood with the drastic mineral ' potash." - The potash theory is old and obsolete. Joy's Vegetable Sarsuparilla is moderu. It goes to the scut .of the trouble. It arouses the liver, kidneys and bowels to health ful action, and invigorates the circulation, and the. impurities are quickly carried off through the natural channels. Try it and noto its delightful action. Cbas. 1-ec, at Bcamish's Third and Market Streets, S. F., writes: "I took it for vitiated blood and while on the first bot tle became convinced ot Its mer its, for 1 could feel it was work ing a change. . It cleansed, puri lied and braced me np generally and everything is now working full nud tegular." II Vegetable !J O Sarsapas ilia For Sale by SNIPES & KINERSLY. THE DALLES. OREGON. Cleveland, Wash., June 19th, 1891. f S. B. Medicine .Co., . . - .' Gentlemen Your kind favor received, and in reply would say that I am more than pleased with the terms offered me on the last shipment of your medicines. There is' nothing like them ever intro duced in this country, especially for La grippe and kindred complaints. I have had no complaints so far, and everyone is ready with a word of praise for their virtues. Yours, etc., ' M. F. Hacklet. . Health is Wealth ! rR. E. -C. Wbst's Nuvs and Beais Treai krnt, h guaranteed specific for Hysteria, Dizzi ness, Convulsions, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia, llesdacbb, Nervous Prostration caused by the use of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness, Mental De pression, Softening of the Brain, resulting in in sanity and leading to misery, decav and death, Premature Old Age, Barrenness, Loss of Power in either sex. Involuntary Losses and Spermat orrhoea caused by over exertion of the brain, self iibuse or over indulgence. Each box contains one month's treatment. 1.00 a box, or six boxes for &.0u, sent by mail prepaid on receipt of price. IV E 43TJAUANTEE SIX BOXES To-eure any case. With each order received b UM'for six boxes, accompanied by $3.00, we will wild the purchaser our written guarantee to re fund the money if the treatment does not eflec' a cure. Guarantees issued only by ItlAKELET HOUGHTON, Proscription Druggists, 17: Second St. The Dalles. Or. A Revelation. t ew peopie anow cum zae bright Diuisn-green color of the ordinary teas exposed in the windows is not the nat ural color. .Unpleasant as the fact may be. it Is nevertheless artificial; mineral coloring matter being used for this purpose. The effect is two fold. It not only makes the tea a bright, shiny green, but also permits the se of " off-color " and worthless teas, which, -once under the green cloak, are readily worked off as a good quality of tea. An eminent authority writes on this rub Jact: " The manipulation of poor teas, to t;lve them a'flner appearance, is carried cn exien- -sirely. Green tecs, being in this ci.untry espccially popular, are produced to meet the demand by coloring chea-cr black kinds by glazing or facing with Prussian bluc.tuir.cric. gypsum, and indigo. This method it 81 gen eral that very little genuine uncolored green tea i offered Sot talr." It was the knowledge of this condition of affairs that prompted tho plac ng of Beech's Tea before the public It is absolutely pure and withont color. Did you ever s-:o any genuine uncolored Japan tea? Ark your grocer to open a package of Beech's, and you will see ft, and probably for the very first time. It .will be found in color to be just be tween the artificial greea tea that you have ' been accustomed to and the black ter.s. It draws a delightful canary color, and Is so fragrant that it will be a revelation to tea drinkers, lis purity makes it also more economical than the artificial teas, for lost', of It Is required per rap. Sold only in pound packages bearing this trade-mark: PuiAsMiidhooci: If yor grocer does not Tsars It, ha will est ' It tor Too. , Price 60o pe poond. Vorsalaal JO Xsslie Hutler'j THE CAItEg, OkJHJOK. "I The Old Germania Saloon. .W DOjmvotf, Proprietor. Tbfe best quality of Wines, Liquors and Cigars? Pabst Milwaukee Knickerbocker- and - Columbia Beer, Half and Half and all kinds . Of Temperance Drinks.' ALWAYS ON HAND. D P. THOMPSON' J.S. SCHEKCK, II. M.BEAU. President. . . Vice-President. Cashier First jatioiial BaE; "HE DALLES. - OREGON A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to. Sight , "Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San Francisco and Port land. DIRECTORS. IVP. Thompson. . Jno. S. Schenck. T. W. Spabks. Geo. A; Liebe. H. M. Beam,. ANEW PRINZ & NITSCHKE. DEALERS IN Furniture and Carpets. We have added to our . business a complete Undertaking Establishment, and as we are in no way connected with the Undertakers' Trust. our prices will be low accordingly.'' Remember our place on Second street, next to Moody's bank. . Having made arrangements with a i : . number of Factories, I am pre pared to furnish Doors, Windows, Mouldings, STOREFRONTS An all kinds of Special work. Ship ments made daily from factory and can fill orders in the shortest possible time. Prices satisfactory. It will be to "your interest to see me before purchasing elsewhere. Wm. Saunders, Office over French's Bank. W. E. GARRETSON. Jewel SOLE AGENT FOK THE All Watch Work Warranted. Jewelry Made to Order. 138 Second St.. The Dalles, Or. Still on Deek. Phoenix Like has Arien From tlie Ashes! JAMES WHITE, The Kestauranteur Has Opened the Baldwin Restaurant : ' OK MAIN STREET Where he will be glad to see any and all . of his old patrone. Open day and Night. First class meals twenty-five cents. FLOURING MILL TO LEASE. , TUB OLD DALLES MILL AND WATER PiVnniiis Iln. ire 1 1 1 Tl m . ,r , j juiu wm w icmocxj k re sponsible parties. For information apply to the BuUOlng materials! 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