"The Dalles Daily Ghroniele. Published Daily, Sunday Excepted. BY THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO. . Corner Second and Washington Streets, The Dalles, Oregon. Term of Subscription. Per Year Per month, by carrier single copy ..$6 CO .. 50 5 STATE OFFICIALS. Governor Secretary of State Treasurer Supt. of Public Instruction. ciiaton;..-. S. I'ennover ...... V. McBride ..Phillip Metschan IS. K. MeElrov (J. X. Dolph " " jj. II. Mitchell 1. Hermann Frank gaiter vxmjrressinan State Printer COVXTY OFFICIALS. Count v Judge C. K. Thornburv Sheritf 1). L. Cates Clerk J. B. CroBBcn Treasurer tieo. Rueh Commissioners !H' A. Ixyivens Frank Kineaid ohn K. Harnett Assessor '. Surveyor K. K. Sharp Superintendent of Public Schools . .Troy Shellcv Coroner Williuin Micliell The Chronicle is the Only Paper in The Dalles that Receives the Associated Press Dispatches. Life is too short to spend it discussing a theory that can neve become a law so long ns society is constituted as it is and a particle of respect for vested rights re mains in the human mind. Under the laws of tins state there can be no single tax assessors. Our -taxation laws re quire all property, both real and per sonal, to be taxed at a uniform rate. The assessor has no right to make any discrimination between improved and unimproved property other than the de termination of their market value. It is the price that either would bring at a fair voluntary pale that tixeH the assess ment. It is not the fault of our taxation laws, bad as they are, if unimproved lands, held for speculation, have not borne their share of the public burdens. The law requires them to be taxed equally, according to their market value, witti improved lands, and the assessor who does his duty knows no other rule. It is the apotheosis of irony to point to the Oregouian as an exponent of the sin gle tax system. That paper has ever been its persistent opponent and its op position has always reminded us of the man who would use a trip hammer to kill a midge. An exchange says: "The simplicity of the single tax will commend it to those who see an injustice in the tax-ev-erything system we now have." Oh, it's simple enough. There's no trouble on that score. Confiscate to the state the rental value of all real esate, which means the destruction of all private ownership in laud, and you have got all the taxes you need. Then the bankers and capitalists will get off scot free, and the next thing will be the millenium. An exchange, evidently dissatisfied with our present economic system, asks its readers, "Are you getting rich out of the present state of affairs?" No, son, we grieve to say it ; we are not, but we are slowly acquiring a little against a rainy day through hard work and mind ing our business. The man who waits ior "a state of affairs" to make him rich is what the Karf Oregonian would felici tously call a tick. The Washington Independent charges rthe republican party with a deep laid chme, in sending out the tuts of the prominent democrats that have appear ed in a largo number of papers in Oregon .and Washington. The Independent thinks that no strnnger could be induced to vote for men with such horrible vis ages. The pictures make, them u hard looking set, for a fact. ' A Washington paper has been shown some potatoes that weigh three pounds each, and the editor says they are a cur iosity to look upon. Wasco county has raised potatoes that weighed over six pounds each and never said a word '.about it. For fruit raising the United Slates is the greutest country in the world, Ore gon its greatest state and Wasco county the greatest county in the state. We . paralyzed the whole Northwest at the Portland exposition. Wheat is worth fifteen cents a cental or three dollars a ton more at San Fran cisco than at Astoria. Meanwhile the Union Pacific steamers carry wheat .from Astoria to San Francisco for fifty -four cents a ton. .. lt.is darkly hinted that Grover Cleve land spends much leisure time practic ing lullaby songs and studying the path ological e ffects of paregoric and soothinc o syrup ami the rhythmic harmonies of -Mother iroose. It is claimed that at the age of 12 the late Professor Spencer was the finest penman in the United States. This is one exception to the rule that the per son who can write well, and does write well, can generally do nothing else well. A calamity orator of the female per suasion terms the police force of our large cities "repression by brute force parsonified." . . The United States has the proud dis tinction of having the best credit of any nation on the Almighty's footstool. BRIEF STATE SEWS. Twenty-two practicing physicians have registered with the county clerk of Lane county. The Ashland Tidings' says that the peach crop in thatvicinitv 6old for $75, 000. One Portland firm p'aid out $20,000. The twentieth Oregon supreme court report is just out from the press of the state printing office. It contains 045 pages. The new bridge which is to span the Willamette at Albany is being built at Cleveland, O., and work upon it is pro gressing rapidly. The heirs of Colonel I. R.JMoore, who left so much land near Eugene, are now quarreling in the courts over the divis ion of the property. John Gray, of Eugene, whose skull was fractured by the blow of a bar of iron in the hands of his brother-in-law, T. E. Kussell, will probably recover. Andy Kavanaugh, living near Gervais, set fire to a straw stack lately, and it i soon spread to his granary and burned the sacks on of a big quantity of grain. The men who made the arrest of Al bertson, near Gardiner, have been quar reling over the $500 reward. Detective Ives has already announced that it be longs to W. W. Cochran, of Eugene, as all the other officers were employed by the day. Silver salmon are very plentiful at present in Yaquina bay. From morn ing till night her waters are dotted with boats trolling for them, and it is but an ordinary two hours to catch six or seven weighing from ten to twenty-five pounds. A United Presbyterian church was dedicated at Shedd last Sunday. The sermon delivered on that occasion by Rev. S. G. Irvine, D. D., of Albany, was hia four thousandth discourse. Dr. Ir vine is an Oregon pioneer, and his strength is unabated. James Hackey, a resideut of Albany, aged 86, is entitled to the distinct on of having assisted in building the first rail road in the United States, that between Germantown and Philadelphia, just about sixty years ago. In fact he he ped lay the first rail. A democratic mass meeting will be held at the opera house in Albany to night. Chauncey F. Black, president of tho Natiomil Association of Democratic Clubs, and James M. Beck, attornev general of the state of Pennsylvania", arc expected to address the meeting. L. L. IJurtenshaw, who was brought from Coos county to Jacksonville, by Sheriff Birdsey to answer an indictment for embezzlement, was released from custody on Wednesday, bonds having Iweu furnished by relatives living in Linn county. He has since left Jackson county. fiKVKIS!. MrKTTnv I Sardou, the great French playwright, writ.PS n ViftTirl un fiti tKaf If olmof quires a magnifying glass to read it. General Black, ex-commissioner of i pensions, savs "Barkis is willin.'. to ac cept a nomination for the governorship Dr. Andrew Wilson, the famous Brit ish scientist, savs women are cruellv heedless in tiinrinr ctTOtnyti iftan They could save the horses bv getting off in groups, he thinks. In General Grant's time Sayles J. Bowen was inavor of Washinc-ton. Now he is a messenger in the treasury j department at $00 a month. But even this is more than Bardsley is getting. The pope is so frail and thin that it seems as if a breath would blow him away. But despite his extreme acre and feebleness he retains a wnrulnrfnl VinlH on life. His faculties are unimDaired. How the Rothschields are housed at Ferrleres, near Paris, may be judged by their live establishments, worth $4,000, 000, needing the services of 150 people. The stables contain 100 horses. When l,ouis Napoleon visited Ferrleres the; his honor, the cost of which was $300,000. The report comes from Washington that General Wade Hampton's health has begun to fail. A correspondent who saw the old warrior last week savs his feeble and uncertain gait surprised him. General Hampton is now over 70 .years of age. He has always possessed a rug- give way under the burden of years. James B. Hammond, of typewriter fame ,is frequently in Atlanta. He is a small, man and frishtmllv tortnr1 ! with neuralgia. It is impossible for him I to sit still for five minutes at a time. I For twenty years he has not been out of pain. . j Another Consignment KecelTed. j Sax Francisco, Oct. 2. The Pacific! Mail Company's steamer Citvof Svdnev l.arrived from New York, via Panama. '. last evening. A part of her cargo con- j sisted of six cases of Turkish towels, con-: signed to Neubergcr, Reisa & Co. So' soon as Deputy Surveyor (Jaskill heard of the arrival of the goods he had them sent to the appraiser's store. Neuberger, ! Reiss & Co. will be given tne usual j twenty-fonr hoars in which to enter the i goods, and, if they fail, the collector will ' open and examine the cases. The gen- S eral impression is that the cases contain ! goods similar to those which made up I the consignment opened yesterday. j i A. Big Lawsuit Onletly Settled. ! Salt Lake, Oct. 2. The big suit of j Alexander Badlam, Isaac Trumso and j other San Francisco stockholders of the j Bull ion Beck Mining company against i the difectors of that company in which ; plaintiffs sue to recover $350,000 dam- j ages, was dismissed in Judge Sean's: court yesterday on plaintiffs' motion. : Attorneys refused to give any inform- tion as to the terms of settlement, but it ' is said the directors are entirely satisfied. : No Obstructive Wire lu Paris. It should be noted that the question how to dispose of wires a question that makes so vast and so continually recur ring an agitation in all American cities never comes up at all in Paris, and is seldom mentioned in any European city. There are absolutely no obstructive wires in Paris. The government has purchased the telephone as well as the telegraph system, and all the wires for these ser vices are placed in the subways of Bewers. The wires of the electric com panies are buried under the sidewalks. Armored cables are laid in simple con duits, or even in tho bare 6oil, without the slightest difficulty from any point of view. In crossing streets it is forbidden to break the paving, and underground con nection is made from the manholes of the sewers. The whole city of Paris will have been laid with a network of elec tric lighting cables a few months hence, and traffic on the sidewalks and in the streets will have suffered a minimum of obstruction, while mo injury whatsoever will have been done to pavements. All these minor questions of practical mu nicipal engineering that we in our cities are attacking' in a fumbling, rude, orig inal way, heedless even of the experience of our nearest neighbors, while densely and contentedly ignorant of the experi ence of foreign cities, have been thor oughly solved in Europe. Dr. Albert Shaw in Century. . Sisters to Marry Brothers. Clerk Bird in the orphans' court yes terday granted marriage licenses to two pretty girls, who are sisters and who are going to marry two brothers. The par ties are Amelia Louisa "Wilke, aged nine teen, who will wed John Somershoe, aged twenty-five. This couple are resi dents of Olney. The other pair are Ag nes Theresa Wilke, aged seventeen, who will become the wife of Alexander Somershoe, aged twenty-six, a resident of Franklinville. The young ladies were accompanied by their mother, who, with a beaming smile on her countenance at the prospective happiness of her chil dren, gave her consent to the coming nuptials. The clerk said that the nearest ap proach to an incident of this kind was some time ago, when a man came in and got a license and shortly afterward another man came in giving exactly the same name and getting a license to marry a woman of nearly the same name as the other. Mr. Bird asked a few questions and discovered that the appli cants were father and son, and that neither of them had been aware that they were courting sisters until they found it out at the license office. Phil adelphia North American. After tbo Jewelers. Captain Porter's determination to treat as counterfeit money all money that is gilded and made into scarf pins or any kind of ornament has roused the ire of jewelers generally. Several dealers called aj the secret service office and protested against Captain Porter's strict interpretation of the law, and the editor of a journal devoted' to the interests of the trade gave him a scoring. Captain Porter said hia views had not changed,, a particle, and he straightway swore out a warrant for the arrest of Charles Korup. Korup has a place at 345 Clark street, and he was caught with some gilded nickels in his possession the edges of which were milled. Korup was held in $500 bail by Commissioner Hoyne. Captain Porter 6aya he will continue to arrest all jewelers having this class of goods in their possession. Chicago Trib une. ltazors Buried with the Dead. In making the excavations for the new Trinity Lutheran chapel, on North Sixth street, beyond Washington, it became necessary to remove the remains in sev eral of the graves in the old cemetery. In one, of the graves, which had been there seventy-four years, a perfect skele ton was found, under the head of which was a razor, the handle of which had rotted off. In the early days of the century it was customary to bury with the body the razor which deceased had used during life. The skeleton was in a good state of preservation. The con tents of the other graves simply consist ed of a little dust. Among the old graves is that of General Francis Swain, who was in the revolutionary war and who died in 1820. Reading Telegraph. Climbing Mount Hood. It is about time that parties were be ing made up for excursions to Mount Hood. It used to be a regular thing for parties to be made up to climb that mountain about this time of year, the month of July being generally consid ered the most favorable month for mak ing the ascent. For some reason such parties are not so common of late. Since parties spent the night on the mountain and burned red fire there on the evening of July 4, the ascent of the mountain is not looked upon as much of a feat. Portland Oregonian. Mr. Hood's Bad Cum of Blues. T. EL Hood, a citizen of Frankfort, Ind., has been subject to epileptic at tacks, and, in consulting a young doc tor by the name of Perkins, decided to take his treatment, which consisted of a small pill to be taken every night before retiring. In a short time he began to turn blue, and today he is as blue as in digo. His entire body is blue, with his face and hands a deeper hue. The doc tors can ascribe no cause for the change, and the best skill has failed to restore natural color. Cor. Cleveland Leader. , An Untimely Death. Isaac Dixon several months ago came to this country from England and went to work as a laborer in a rolling mill at Passaic, N. J. He drank ice water" to excess Thursday and died Saturday as a result. Since then it has come to light that had he lived seven months longer he would have received a large estate in England. - Why he came here and hired out as a laborer no one appeared to know. He was to be married within a few weeks to a young lady of Paterson. Philadelphia Ledger. i I A NEW Undertaking Establishment ! PRINZ & NITSCHKE. ' ' DEALERS IX Furniture and Carpets. We have added to our business a complete Undertaking Establishment, and as we are in no way connected with the Undertakers' Trust our prices will be low accordingly. Remember our place on Second street, next to Moody's bank. Having made arrangements with a number of Factories, I am pre j pared to furnish Doors, Windows, Moulding 6) STORE FRONTS And all kinds of Special work. Ship ments made daily from factory and can fill orders in the shortest possible time. Prices satisfactory. It will be to your interest to see me before purchasing elsewhere. Wm. Saunders, Office over French's Bank. W. E. GARRETSON, iweieL SOT.E AG EXT FOB THE All Watch Work Warranted. Jewelry Made to Order, j 13S Second St., The Ialles, Or.' D. I'. Thompson' J. s. Schenck, H. II. Beau. President. Vice-President. Cashiei First national Bait THE DALLES. OREGON A General Banking Business transacted I Deposits received, subject to Sight ! Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San Francisco and Port land. DIRECTORS. D. P. Thompson. Jxo. S. Sciiexck. T. W. Spabks. Geo. A. Liebb. . H. M. Bkall. THE Dalies, Portland & Astoria NAVIGATION COMPANY'S Elegant Steamer HEGUMTOH Will leave the foot of Court Street every morning at 7 A. M. for Portland and Way Points Connections Will be Made with the : i Fast Steamer DAIiliES GITY, At the Foot of the Cascade Locks. For Passenger or Freight Hates, Apply Jto Agent, or Purser on Board. Ofiice northeast corner of Court and Main street. S. I-. BROOKS. Agent. FRENCH & CO., BANKERS. TKAXSACT AGENEUALSaXKIXU BCSIXESs Letters of Credit issued available in the Eastern States. Sight Exchange - and Telegraphic Transfers sol don New York, Chicago, St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Oregon, Seattle Wash., and various points in Or egon and Washington. Collections made at all points on fav orable terms. Building Materials ! STJ M M Of Every Description -will "be Sold at FOR THE NEXT Call Early and Get Some of Our Gen uine Bargains. Terms Ghsh. 4- H. Herbring. J. H. CROSS, -DEALER IK Hay, Gri, HEADQUARTERS FOR POTATOES- '- Cash Paid for Eggs and Chickens. All Goods Delivered Free) and Promptly TERMS STRICTLY CKSH. Cor. Second & Union Sts., TTTB . IGreat B Removal I Wcount of Removal I will ocl of Boots and Shoes. Hats Trunks mntei-s, . Desk,-. Safe, Fixtures, i -eat Bargain. Come and se At reduction in retail. V 125 Second 'Street, HUGH CHRISMAN. Successors to GEO. RUCH, Keep on Hand a Complete Stock of Groceries, Roar, Grain, Fruit ani mill Feed. Highest Cash Price Paid for Produce. - Corner of Washington and Second-St. The Dalles, r. Successors to A. BETTIXGEK, Jobbers and Retailer In Hardware, Tinware, Wooienware and Graniteware, "'"LT Heating and Cookstoves, Pumps, Pipes, Plumbers and Steam Fitters .Supplies. Carpenters' and Blacksmiths' and Farmers Tools, and Shelf Hardware. AlfcTinning, Plumbing and Pipe Work will be done on Short Notice. Second St. The Dulles, r. The Old Germania Saloon. J0HH DONflVON, Proprietor. The best quality of Wine, Liquors and Cigars, Pabst Milwaukee Knicker bocker and Columbia Beer, Half and Half and all kinds of Temperance Drinks. A L, WAYS ON HAND. Trpe Fenouned liolinist. Hew August- flamold. ON Thursday Evening Oct. 8th, - AT THE COURT HOUSE Under the Auspices of the Y. P. S. C. E. of the Congregational Church Admission 50 cts. Reserved seats 75 cts. Tickets on sale at Snipes & Kinersly's. ER GOODS S fl.u.BIF j.l.c THIRTY DAYS. Feei ail ur. TATnT tESt, OH. argams ! Removal I and Valises, Shelv- The Oalles. W. K. COESON. TO RENT. A Union Street Lodging House. For terms apply to Gko. Williams, Administrator of the estate of John Michelbaugh. dtf-9-2 ' Still on Deek. Phoenix Like h.as Arien From the Ashes! JAMES WHITE, The Restauranteur Has Openetl tho . Baldwin tyestauFant ON MAIX STREET Where he will be glad to see any and all of his old patrons.' Open day and Night. Firet class meals twentv-five cents.