INSECTS THAT EAT CURIOS How the Officers of the Smithsonian In iititistlon Combat Foe A. Bags are a source of much anxiety and annoyance to the curators of birds and mammals at the Smithsonian institution and in the National museum. If given a chance they would gobble up the dead ' and staffed creatures, not even sparing the bones and the beaks. Accordingly, those in charge have to be perpetually on the alert to combat these small but not contemptible foes. If a stuffed "specimen" is thoroughly poisoned with arsenic when it is pre pared there is little or no danger that it will ever be attacked, but the collections in charge of Secretary Langley are gath ered together from all parts of the world and very many of the contributions are not properly protected in this respect. This is true particularly of those which come from the tropics, where peppers and pungeut spices are considered suffi cient for purposes of preservation. So they are for awhile, and then, the spices having lost their strength, the enemy begins to get in its work. Not only does this happen with stuffed birds and beasts, but the skeletons that reach the institution with the flesh roughly chopped off them and folded up in the smallest tossible compass for transporta tion are frequently so poorly protected by poisoning that maggots get at theui and eat the ligaments which join the bones so as to seriously injure their -usefulness Three kinds of insects threaten the stuffed collections. One is the familiar moth, which eats the feathers or hair down to the skin and leaves unsightly bald patches. Another is the "dermes tes." or common "lard beetle," which attacks and eats holes in the fatty skins. But worse than either of these is the "anthrinns" a beetle about the size of a No. S shot, and so small therefore that it does not render itself evident and is not readily found when sought for. It is very fond of anything horny, and, getting a chance at a bird, it will begin by eating off the covering of the bill, de nuding the legs afterward and chewing up the shafts of the bigger feathers. If it has an opportunity, it will regularly honeycomb the horns of animals fres coed for museum purposes. Of course it is understood that these three bugs do all the' damage in the lar va stage of their being that is, while they are yet worms. Another sort of in sect gets into empty eggs and eats up the lining membranes, where careless col lectors have left them inside, as they should not do, but it cannot injure the shells and does no. harm, except to make a litter. , The best remedy, or preventive, known is bisulphide of carbon; but it has so horrible a smell that Curator Ridgway will not use it for keeping the birds un der his charge. Ho prefers to employ the next best thing, which is naphtholine, a product of coal tar. A handful of crys tals of it will kill a case full of insects. It has the disadvantage of irritating the breathing passages, producing a chronic, catarrh. Curator of Mammals True pre fers the offensive bisulphide of carbon. A great many things besides beasts and birds at the National museum have to be protected from insects; for exam ple, the costumes of all nations and other dry goods of every kind, which afford an agreeable diet for devouring bugs. It is no small task to protect these perishable articles from the attacks of many legged scavengers with stomachs for anything short of metal and no respect for the most sacred of curios. Washington Star. ,. ' t fieadaclio. We are often asked for a cure for head ache. - A certain wise physician classes headaches among the ailments which have baffled his profession. At a medi cal meeting a member said: "Did any of yon ever cure a headache? I never did." Several doctors having mentioned their treatment, he replied: "Oh, you only re lieved it. 1 can do that. But have yon ever cured it?" No one could answer yes. The shu;-' contain nostrums enough, but did any one ever find himself more than tem porarily relieve. I by them? Nature, unaided, sometimes effects a permanent cure by the changes which the system undergoes in the process of time. Persons who have been subject to headache are often more or less fully re lieved after about the age of fifty. This is perhaps a result of the shrinkage of the brain and the hardening of the tissues, which begins at about that period Changes in one's condition or habits, or in climate, may sometimes effect a cure by removing the disturbing cause. Youth's Companion. Tlinmb Illiics. "And do they wear them on their thumbs?" "Yes. miss, and they are right pretty, too." A jeweler's clerk was displaying his new stock of thumb rings. "May I try one on?" '. 1 Certainly." he replied, and stooped low over the pink tipped fingers, slipping on a tiny circlet of pearls. "It doesn't look so bad, after all," said she. "You see the band is so narrow and the pearls so small that the effect is not awkward, as 1 expected it would be. Til take that one." - The advent of this unique little orna ment is greeted with rather more favor than was at first expected by the jewel ers. New York Letter. A Narrow Escape from the Gallows. James Johnston, who murdered his wife and four children at Ballarat, and was condemned to death, , was respited by telegram ten minutes before the time of execution on the ground of insanity. Two doctors obtained access to him at midnight and gave a certificate of lu nacy, which was telegraphed to the gov ernor at 3 o'clock in the morning by the medical board examining. London Tit Bits. . - . .. - Silly Gossip. Maud Is it true that you are in love with Mc Bullion? ' ' ; Clara Mercy no.". -Tin only engaged to him. New York! Weekly , ;' . i. v i '- MABRIED BY SQUIKES. JUSTICES WHO TIE THE KNOT FOR LOVING COUPLES. Funny Stories Gathered in Justices' Of fices Tonus People Prefer a Civil Mar riage Because It Is Free from Formal ity and Is Less Expensive. Hundreds of couples are each year united by the justices of the peace of St. Louis. It is almost surprising to what extent people seek this form of civil mar riage. The two hearts that are made to heat as one by a suave justice are by no means always those of giddy young elopers, as the general public believes. "What is the reasqn that so many peo ple prefer a court marriage to a religious one?" was asked Squire Frank Spaulding. "I think that in the majority of cases it is because it is so free from formality. There is no time lost in making the couple man and wife. The form pre scribed by the statute does not take more than half a minute to go through with. Nearly all the people united by the magistrates are poor and unable and unwilling to go to the expense of buying an extensive wedding outfit. They need the money to provide for their own im mediate wants. Then a great number of people are bashful and do not like to stand up in front of a crowd and be mar ried. They can go before a magistrate and be united in the presence of only two or three persons." "Do they always have money for the fee?' "In nearly every case. When they haven't 1 always make it my duty to marry them anyway." "What do they usually give to the magistrate?' "Oh, it varies. The law prescribes a fee. but people give different prices. Csually it is five dollars. About a year ago a woman brought a young fellow in here. They had a license, and he was half scared to death, while she was calm and businesslike. He didn't say a word while she explained to me what was wanted. 1 made them man and wife. She then reached down into a pocket in her dress, pulled out a roll of bills "and handed me five dollars. She then gave her husband a five dollar note, saying. "Goon out and treat the squire.' I've always wondered what kind of a life that poor man's leading now, for it was evident that his wife was the head of the family. DIDN'T WANT TO BE MARRIED. When I was with Squire Taft at Eleventh and Franklin avenne, we used to have a great many ludicrous inci dents.. We had so many marriages there that the place got to be known as the 'marriage corner.' One day an intelligent looking young couple came in. They had heard that the place was where they should go to get marriage licenses. They didn't know anything about that part of the programme. The clerk directed them to the recorder's office. They went and secured the license, and probably thinking it was necessary to go through some additional formality came back to our office. Squire Taft was busy trying a case, and at once got down off the bench.. He knew nothing of the preced ing visit, and at once proceeded to go through the ceremony. "As soon as he pronounced them man and wife the young girl threw up her hands and fell iuto a chair in dismay. Great God! what will my mother say? This is a Protestant marriage!' she cried. She was a devout Catholic, and thought she was only going through part of the forms to secure a license. Although they were married as tight as the law could do it, they were married that night by a Catholic priest." "Do you have many runaway couples, call upon you?" was asked. 'Not as many as the public generally imagine. They are generally from out of the city, and are tired and weary with the journey and excitement when they arrive. Several years ago a couple went into Squire Taft's office. He was out, and they sat down on a bench to rest They had made a long journey, and the first thing the groom did was to go to sleep. The little girl at last gave in too. ..She leaned her head upon his breast, and both re in the deepest kind of slumber when the squire came in. No one liked to wake them, but finally we made enough noise to arouse them. "A minute later they had been pro nounced man and wife. The groom laughed merrily over his falling' asleep, and at the conclusion of the ceremony said, '1 don't know which refreshed me the most, going to sleep or getting mar ried.' . - FUNNY INCIDENTS. The funniest incident 1 know of was the groom that forgot his bride's first name. It wasn't long before we had that fixed, however, and they went on their way rejoicing." "Have yon ever followed up the after lives of couples you have married?" 'No: but about half of them follow me up. The genera impression of the poorer classes is that a man who can marry themVan also unmarry them. I should say that fully five out of every ten couples 1 marry come around again and want a divorce. Then in a great many cases when the couple have a quarrel the husband tears uy the mar riage certificate and tells his svife they are no longer wedded. The wife gener ally comes around to see me and 1 give her a new one. ... "1 remember a couple 1 married a short time ago. They went off on a bridal trip to Illinois, and had a quarrel about two days after the marriage. The hus band left, vowing he was coming back and get' the marriage certificate, and by tearing it up break off the marriage. The wife telegraphed to me not to give him the certificate. They made up later, and are now living happily together, . "Squire Taft used to make 'kiss the bride part of the ceremony. One day a young fellow and a woman of about sixty came in, and when, after the cere mony, the squire said. "Kiss the bride, she revolted. 'I'm too old for that." she said.- The squire insisted that it was part of the ceremony and she was not married unless it was done', so she finally yielded." Sk Louis RepubiioV ' . A CHILD IN THE LIONS' CAGE. Awful Ordeal of a Lion Keeper In the Kmplo)uf the Khedive of Egypt. "When Ismail Pasha, the extravagant khedive of Egypt, reigned over that. his torical land," said an acquaintance of the notorious ruler,' ".he had in his gar den a large cage of African lions. Noble .brutes they were, and until the event of which I speak I never tired of looking at them One day. while walking with his highness in the garden, the keeper, accompanied by a pretty little girl, en tered, carrying a basket of meat for the lions. ' . "The khedive and 1 walked toward the cage to watch the beasts eat. - They were hungry, and pounced npon their food with a ravenous fury that chilled me. Standing close by the cage, with her bands resting on the bars, was the little child, her long golden hairat times blown by the breeze inside the in closure. "'Why do yon permit your daughter to go so near the flons? the khedive asked of the keeper. ' 'Oh,' replied the keeper, -they are so accustomed to her they would pot harm her.' ' " 'Then open the door and put her in side,' said the khedive. "My blood froze at the command, for , command it was. 1 tried to speak, but could not. I was unable even to move. U-The keeper, with the submissiveness of those who know their lives will pay for feit if they disobey their ruler, made with his eyes an appeal for mercy. But, seeing none in the khedive's face, he kissed the little one tenderly,, lifted her up, opened the door, placed her- inside and. as the door swung to, he turned his face away and groaned. The little one, though she did not stir.' seemed not afraid. "The lions appeared surprised, and as the largest and fiercest rose and walked toward her I thought I should choke. Happily the father did not see the beast. "The khedive alone was unmoved, and stood gazing at the scene calmly and with the curious smile 1 had so often seen play upon his features when watch ing the dance of a ballet. The lion went up to the child, smelled of her, looked at her for fully half - a minute, then lay down at her feet and beat the floor with his tail. Another lion approached. The first one gave an ominous growl and the second lion went - back. The others crouched low, and each second I ex pected them to spring, but they did not. This continued, I think, about five min utes, the big lion never taking his eyes from the girl and ceaslessly lashing the floor. "The khedive by this time was evi dently satisfied, and turned to the keep er and commanded him to thrust a live lamb into the cage through another door. With a celerity I have never seen equaled, the keeper caught a straying lamb and obeyed. As he did so, every lion sprang upon the lamb. j " 'Take out the child," the khedive j commanded, and scarce had the words! es-cajMid him ere the keeper, who hd al-i r-ady run to that end of the cage, jerked ! open the dor, snatched the little one out aiidt-lasiied her in his arms. The ' khedive laughed tossed the keeper a coin, and, taking my arm, walked on." I Chicago Post. . 'I Halters in London. . There are 14,000 bakers in London, of whom 5,000 aro foreigners, mostly Ger mans. Foremen bakers get from five dollars to eight dollars a week, second hands from four dollars to five dollars a week, third hands from two dollars to three dollars a weak. The hours of labor range from twelve to fifteen hours a day and on Saturdays from twenty to twen-ty-threa hours. JUostf the small bakers .LiMMW-thwr own foi-emen. The majority of the bakehouses are miserable underground cellars, overrun with roaches, mice and othr;r vermin. Th; cellars are so ill ventilated and so unhealthy that the linkers are subject to a number of special diseases, all of which may be communicated to the con sumers of the bread they make, for they are mostly diseases of the skin, and the bakers in these dens, as a rule, work stark naked from their waists up, and there is generally no accommodation of any kind for - washing except in the kneading tubs New York Recorder.. The Prescience of Fame. The prescience of fame is very infre-' quent. The village gazes in wonder at ! the return of the famous man who was j born on the farm under the hill, and whose latent greatness nobody suspect ed ; while the youth who printed verses in the corner of the county paper, and drew the fascinated glances of palpita ting maidens in the meeting house, and se:-:ued to the farmers to havo associated himself at once with Shakespeare and Tnpper and the great literary or "littery folks." never emerges from the poet's de partment in the paper in which uncon sciously and forever he has been cor nered. It would be a grim . Puritan jest if that department had been named from the corner of the famous dead in- West minster abbey. George William Cur tis in Harper's. A Soft Answer. Francois is an excellent servant, and always sits up for his master. One night Viscount de B , Francois master,' came home from his club at 3 o'clock in the morning. He . found his faithful valet in the bedroom, reclining fast asleep on the sofa near the fire" Instead of waking him, he quietly undressed and got into bed. Ten - minutes afterward Francois awoke and exclaimed: "Past 3 o'clock and the beast hasn't come in yetF The viscount raised his '-head; and said, in a very gentle voice: "you may go to bed, Francois; the beast has got back to its lair." L'Univers. A professor of Yale hasxonfessed to a superstition. It consists of putting on and taking off his clothes in a regular way. The right shoe, the right leg of his trousers, the right . sleeve to shirt ..'or coat, are always put on first, because of a' foolish idea that somehow or other mishaps would follow favoring the left Shoes, sleeves and legs in such a way. ' ' She Is Turning to "fione. ' ; Mrs. Mollie Hughes, a highly respected widow lady, living near Camerville, Ida., is afflicted with a unique and most dis tressing disease. Little by lit tie the flesh of her entire body is turning to solid bone, or in other words she is becoming ossified. The disease was first noticed in 1886 when Mrs. Hughes was Miss Duychink, of Can yon Rapids. At that time only a single fin ger was affected. Within a month after the time when Miss Duychink first no ticed the numbness and stiffness of the fin ger it had been accidentally broken off while she was asleep. The incident gave the girl no pain, there being neither blood, nerves or flesh left in the diseased member, but it excited the alarm of the family, who called in a physi cian. The broken stump of the finger was amputated back to where the living flesh set on, and everything was thought to be all right. Soon the flesh, muscles, arteries, veins and nerves on her hands, fingers and arms became as hard and feelingless as the finger had been before it was broken off. Next the awful malady extended to the elbows, the forearms becoming as white aid clear as alabaster. Within the year the toes and the end of the nose and ear tips showed a like color and rigidness. The process of ossification has now been going on nearly Ave years, and the attending physicians says that it is only a matter of time when the entire body of the poor vic tim will be a solid bone. It is a rare dis ease, and the pathology of it is little under stood. St. Louis Republic. r Parafflne. from Peat. " A new industry that is flourishing in Brazil is the distillation of parafflne from a peculiar kind of peat, which is found in great beds. This peat is rich in parafflne, and the distilled product is used in the manufacture of candles. Some of the beds have been worked to great depth, but there is no evidence of the exhaustion of the sup ply. New York Journal. An Agnsta (Me.) druggist owns a cat which can tell the difference between a one dollar bill and a five dollar bill, and drinks her milk through a straw. , Memorial Day has been observed with in creased inipressiveness ever since 1868, and the day is a lejral holiday in most of the northern states east of the Mississippi river. The biggest day's receipts iu the history of the Brooklyn bridge was taken on April SO, 1889, the day of the centennial anniver sary celebration. They amounted to S5.018.80. Luther Holt, of East Exeter, Me., while walking in the woods near his home lay down to rest in the shade of the "roots of a large overturned tree. Workmen, not knowing of his presence, chopped the trunk from the roots, which when released flew back into place, im prisoning Holt beneath them. He was dead before he could be released. The May musical festival at Lincoln, Neb., was by the unanimous request of the Oratorio society conducted by Mrs. V. M. Raymond. For the past five years she has trained all the choruses. ""T'"s J. V. S. Is the only Sarsaparill.i tliar old or Iceblo people should tafce, as thr mim -r:: jx.tn-h which is in every otherSarsaj.arilla tim. -..-ehnow of, is under certain conditions Lnown to bo emaciating. J. V. S. on the eontraiy is purely vegetable and stimulates' digestion ami creates new blood, tho very thing for old, delicate or broken down people. It builds them up and prolongs their lives, A case In point: Mri Bclden an estimable and elderly lady ol 610 Mokou St, S. F. was lor months declining so rapidly us to seriously alarm her family. It got so bad that she va3 finally afnictcd with fainting spells. She writes: " While in that dangerous condition I saw Bono cf the testimonials con cerning J.y. S. and sent for a bottle. That marked tho turning point. I regained my lost flesh and strength and have not felt so well in years." That was two years ago and Sirs. Bclden Is well and hearty to-day, and still taking J. 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Is there any wonder, then, that our taste for tea doea not appreciate? . In view of these facts, la there not an im mediate demand for the importation of . brand of tea that la guaranteed to be un-. colored, nnmanlpulated, and of absolute purity? We think there Is, and present Beech's Tea. Its purity is guaranteed In every respect.- It has, therefore, more in herent strength than the cheap teas you have been drinking, fully one third less being re- quired for an Illusion. This you will dig--cover the first time you make It. Likewise, the flavor Is delightful, being the natural fla vor of an unadulterated article. It Is a revela tion to tea-drinkers. Sold only in packages bearing this mark: ' BEELm TEA TureAsWdhobd: Price 60c per poand, , For sale at Loslio ISoa.-fclor'si, THE DALLES, OREGON. H Y, H mrv- re VC W -711 AV PX&l J I Tie Dalles air is here and has come to stay. 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