.1 1- NOBODY CARES! M. wearily wan tittle face, A feeble, forlorn little ami la. Poor faltering feeu That must pane tbeir beat tar nuni and many a mile star stealing oat in tbe d A lamp that luridly flares. In tbe wide city's whirl JuKt a nameless girl Nobndy cares! A desolate, dearth stricken room, A pillow pushed ap to the wall. - A flicker that shows A face tn repose. Bileoce, and that Is all. Save jnst on tbe woebegone cheek That look which such raptneaa wears. That li(ht an the brow Alt, who shall say now, "Nobody caresr" CornbiU Magazine. Be Traveled with the Uona. I had an interesting experience," said Mr. George Boniface, Jr. "I happened 1 ha pasmng one of the dime museums when I noticed a large placard announc mg the appearance of the elastic skin mi. Having never seen this cariosity I bought a ticket aud entered the uiu wrun. I was startled by tbe resemblance 'which the elastic skin man bore to some mm I had seen. I could not recall tbe e, but the resemblance haunted me like a dim ghost that had come ont of long ago. While I stood wondering the vnortAr for a nan-pr cam nn to in terview the elastic skin man, and I heard tbe elastic skin man say: 'My name is IX. K Hnriroit. In I waa umnt fnr isey & Newcomb s minstrels. Since I have been idle. In a few momenta," continued Mr. ifaoe, "who should come along bnt Vrthur Cambridge, Charley Griste and i Pennoyer. They shook hands with IKj 1 rufn r islHn man ami hAmtn callriliir averr oia limes. ""Let's see. Charley,' asked the elastio akin man, 'what show were yoa travel ing with when 1 first met your " 'Upon my word, 1 don't remember.' aid Mr. Qriste. 'The first show I ever traveled with was a den of performing lions, run .by well, now. it's curious that I can't recall the name!' " 'Was it Van Amburgh? asked the ia8tio 6 kin man. , " 'Bless your heart, no,' said Mr. -Christe. 'Why, he taught Van Amburgh the business. Fnnny I can't think of his same. He was a great friend of old Bill Coup's oh, yes, now I recall the name; it was Daniel!" Eugene Field iu Chi cago News. Where Nobady Starves. Within a hundred miles of the east oast of Australia no native in an uncrip pled condition has ever died from lack of digestible food a rather comprehensive term in a country where fern roots are boiled like potatoes, and snails and grane hoppera are considered tidbits. Strange to say. tbe martyrs of that horrid diet 'get old, as a proof that freedom from tmre is, after all, the main condition of longevity. A similar phenomenon may he observed in the villages of Central Russia, where mental stagnation pre ails in its ugliest forms, but whore charity and parish poor laws protect every native from the risk of actual star vation. Professor Oswald in Good Words. ' ... - Two Fan-tana Men Converse. A young woman was favored with a hance to hear two famous poets con 'veraa. She was walking in Cambridge, , and saw Longfellow and Lowell strolling little way ahead. Her quick step soon brought her near them. She thonght to herself. "Now I will get the freshest SttnrATinpA nf t.wn imuit man " Jnat Ha. .fore she overtook them she saw a pretty child coming along, and about to meet them. "What are little girls made of?" aid one poet to the other. "Sugar and pice and all that's nice, and that's what 'little girls are made of." Christian Union. Canned Fruits In PonpclL A curious story is told of the origin of canned fruits. Years ago, when the ex cavations were beginning at Pompeii, aome jars of preserved figs were found in the pantry of one of the buried houses. On being opened the fruit was found to he fresh and good, thus showing that centuries ago the art of preserving fruit was practiced and that we are indebted to the ancients for many a delicious dish New York World. The biggest natural beehive in the world is that in Kentucky known as the "Mammoth Beehive." It is in reality a huge cave, tbe main compartment of which is 150 feet high, and whose floor covers ten acres in extent. The bee hive is of solid rock, the roof of which has been entirely honeycombed by bees. A system of electric railway signaling has appeared in England, in which, if two engines come on the same section of line, bells are automatically set ringing m each engine by an electric current. The same arrangement allows telephonic communication, between the engineers ana also with the signal men. , One state of the Union, which derived its usages from French and not from English originals, has no counties at all. In Louisiana these subdivisions of the state are still called parishes, both offi easily and - in ordinary speech, though they are now divided into many real parishes of the church. Senator Peffer, of Kansas, has had each of his eight children, three of whom are girls, learn a trade. Typesetting seems to have been most popular with them, although one daughter has fitted herself to become an amanuensis, and i son is a locomotive engineer. One of the largest dynamos in the world is said to be in use in an alnmi urn works in Switzerland. The com mutator is made of copper, and weighs ver six tons The machine has the ca- padty of develdping 14.000 amperes at thirty volts. Algeria has now about 4,000,000 pop- ion. . It la not consiaerea a colony. however, .ut a detached part of France, the French chambers alons have the ;bt of legislating for it THE BELL NAPOLEON STOLE. After a Varied Career It Calls- Prntwutu . Children to Their Studies. When Napoleon, t in behalf of France carried war to Switzerland he found in one of the cantons there an ancient convent. During the course of the war this convent was destroyed, and the bell .that hung in its tower was carried off as a trophy by the conqueror. The bell was at that time reputed to be sev eral hundred years old. It was cast of copper aud silver. The silver, according to the custom of the times, was contrib uted by the peasants of the canton, who believed that their prayers and prospects concerning worldly and heavenly affairs would !e improved in accordance with their sacrifices. Napoleon carried the bell with him to France, and retained it as a prized curi osity until his downfall and banishment to St. Helena, when he gave it to his broth- j er, Joseph Bonaparte, who likewise be- j ing banished brought the old relic to America and hung it in a belfry at his home in Bordentown. . There it remained serving as a dinner bell on the farm, its history remaining un known until Joseph's recall from exile. Then it was lost, sight of and for years forgotten until one day some curiosity seekers rummaging about in one of the snbterraneau passages that honeycombed the place came from all sections to visit the so called catacombs and see the historic bell. At that time tbe Cam- ; den and A in boy railroad had just been built, and the old bell was sold to the ! company, who placed it in their depot at Bordentown to tell the arrival and departure of trains. It hung there for years, bnt finally, through some channel or other, it fell into the bands of the Paterson and Hudson River Railroad company, and was destined to another period of obscurity. At that time the company operated its road by horses, and the bell was hung in the Jersey City station at the foot of Bergen Hill to an swer the same pupose that it did, at Bor dentown. When the great railroad revolution took' place and steam cars were substi tuted for the old horse cars the bell was brought to this city. In those days the terminus of the road was where St. John's church uow stands. Two trains were run each way daily. A small branch manipulated by horse power, however, ran from the main depot on Market street at its conjunction with Main street. Here the old bell was hung on a post, and its duty was to ring tor half an hour before the departure of each train. Passengers could board the horse cars without extra expense and ride to the main depot, whence they could take the train for New York.. As time went on, however, improvements developed in the railway service. The Market street (it was then Congress street) branch was abandoned and the old post on which the bell hnng rotted and fell down. But Paterson was also beginning to make great strides forward. Then the only educational facilities were private institutions and subscription schools. The public spirited townsmen finally concluded to erect a public school aud selected the site. Here a building was constructed and the old bell was placed in its tower. In years gone by some of our older citizens remember the peals ot that bell. Then the pupils grew in num bers and the old school grew too smalL Another and more improved building (now known as school No. 1 was erected, and the ancient bell, whose mellow peals echoing from the walls of the dizzy Alps seven centuries ago called the bjamble peasant to worship, now startles the youths of Paterson . from their morning beds. . Napoleon's voice may have made the whole world tremble, but the voice of the little Swiss bell rings further than his. Paterson (N. J.) CalL How Foolscap Was Named. Everybody Knows what "foolscap pa- i per is, bnt everybody does not know how it came to bear that name.- In or der to increase hiB revenues Charles 1 granted certain privileges, amounting to monopolies, ana among these was the manufacture ' of paper, the exclusive right of which was sold to certain par ties, who grew rich, and enriched the government at the expense of those who were obliged to use paper. At that time all English paper bore the royal arms in watermarks. Thp parliament under Cromwell made sport of this law in every possible man ner, and among other indignities to the memory of Charles it was ordered that the royal arms be removed from the pa per, and that the fooVs cap and bells should be need as a substitute. When the rump parliament was prorogued these were also removed, bnt paper of the size of the parliamentary journals, which is usually about 17 by 14 inches, still bears the name of "foolscap. " Har per's Yonng People. Proving; Polarisation. The polarization of the human body can be proved by allowing' a strong cur rent to' flow through the body from one end to the other, the hands being placed in two basins connected with the poles. The hands are then dried and placed in two other basins of water, connected with the wires of a delicate galvanome ter. A current in the reverse direction to the original one ia then found to flow from the body. Boston Transcript. Settled at It has finally been settled in Scotland that after a single man and woman have kept company for fourteen years, and have not denied to outsiders, that they contemplated matrimony, that the man. can be sued for breach of promise, and that no further proof shall be needed by the plaintiff. Detroit Free Press. . A Thought. . Lave np to the level of your best thoughts; keep the line of your life tense and true; it is but a thread, but it be longs to the greet republican warp where Time is weaving a nation. Yon cannot alter its attachment yonder to the past nor yonder to the unrolling years. Thomas Hughes. RELICS OF I) ARK AGES. BARBARISM PRACTICED BY CIVILIZED NATIONS, MANY T)m rinm la Custom of Tort aers flesaa mt tbe Fearful Medea ia Operation Hi Beaala aud Turkey Kne iwt in IikWM bolTurka A r Warsaw . The examination of accused persons by torture is permitted today in only two European states, Turkey and Russia. The method in Russia is illustrated in the experience of forty-six prisoners re cently condemned on political charges at Warsaw. The details may seem in- j credible, bnt they are circumstantially : given by a delegate from Poland to j Western Europe, the accuracy' of whose i statements there is no reason to doubt, i The charge against the forty-six Poles j was that of "belonging to a secret soci- j ety which had for its object to alter, j sooner or later, the existing form of gov- eminent." This they were told verbally, ! no written document, .whatsoever being ! shown to them. Political suspects are not allowed to any legal advice in self defense. The investigation is managed not by judges or lawyers, but by officers of the gendarmerie. The gendarmes are paid double sahiry whe engaged in poUtical investigation, aud.it is therefore to their interests to protract tbe process as much as powiblo. MAKfNO A PRISONER INSANB. Among the accused was one Ladislas , Ouisbert. He was a private tutor of , good reputation. While in prison he fell ill with a fever and became delirious. Little or no care was taken of him, but : on the contrary attempts were made to ' profit by the disturbed condition of his mind to extort confessions from him. : The gendarmes hit upon an ingenious de- vice to weaken his mind by breaking up ; his rest. Every half hour or so during the ! night they would enter his cell under the pretext of attending to a small oil lamp. They made such a noise and clatter i that the prisoner awoke, and then the gendarmes would question" him, think- ing that in his half sleepy condition he might make some imprudent answers. Sometimes Colonel Bielanowski caused this unfortunate man to be brought out of his cell after midnight, so that he might sign the minutes or protocol of questions that had been put to him while he was in bed. . Snch treatment, inflicted at a moment when the patient was buffering from fever, so aggravated the delirium that ultimately Ladislas Guisbert completely lost his reason. . After a time he became a raving lunatic and . was removed to a madhouse. , ,;'.." ! Another prisoner, named Ferdinand ! Zalexki, was asked to give information ' about the propaganda carried on in the i . factories of Warsaw and neighborhood, j He refused to turn informer. Thereupon the authorities gave orders that Zaleslq i should be conveyed to another part of ! the prison and severely flogged. Colonel ! Bielanowski accompanied the prisoner ' and took his seat at a little table well I provided with writing materials and directed that the prisoner should be questioned while being flogged. . onb ham's torture. The colonel was ready to take down his answers, and doubtless had these proved satisfactory the severity of the flogging wonld have been mitigated. Zaleski bravely endured the torture. He did not answer a question or utter a word. This man had been cruelly tor tured because he would not say only what the gendarmes supposed or guessed he might know. The authorities, now fearing that this modern revival, of the old and barbaric custom of questioning under torture might, if known, . cause the outbreak of serious disturbances in the town, determined to prevent all fur ther communication between the pris oners and their friends and relatives. All permissions for interviews were withdrawn, and it was only at the mo ment the prisoners were about to leave Warsaw that the authorities allowed them to see their friends. At this in terview the truth became known.' In Turkey torture is a regular part of the criminal process, and not, as in Rus sia, comparatively exceptional. Foreign ers, of course, are subject to the juris diction of the diplomatic representatives of their respective countries, but the na- i tives, whether Christian or Turk, are at ! the mercy or tne sultan and bis agents. Western forms, of trial, are .unknown, and while imprisonment is the nominal penalty for many crimes, Turkish im prisonment is at lingering death. . Tbe methods of extracting iniormn fioa from accusmtfpmmaa? hr-Tmliey wowtd be al moet incaW hjr-eiviliwed coon try. TCUKKY ltVW WORSK THAW RUSSIA. Tha bastinado is freely applied on sus picion of the most trifling offences. It is true that the beating often includes the penalty of conviction. The magis trate causes the prisoner to be thrashed until be has confessed and then lets him go as sufficiently punished. But sus pected political offenders, who in Tur key as in all despotic countries are con sidered among the gravest, are dealt with in ways that make the bastinado seem a pleasant pastime. ' During the panic in Constantinople on the subject of an Armenian insurrection hundreds of Armenians were arrested and thrown into prison. It has been openly charged that several of them died under tortures applied with a view of Obtaining evidence of a conspiracy that had no existence.. One man was laid in the courtyard of the prison, in the glare of the mm, bound hand and foot, and his Xace beameufod with some sweet sub stance to attract flies. Another was hung np by ' hands and feet, and still another was compelled to walk np and down, pulled along by sol diers, who relieved each other in detail, never permitting their victim to rest a moment. A number of the Armenians perished in this way before the Turks came to the conclusion that no insurrec tion was thought of. Then the sultan ordered the, wholesale' release of all that remained. Chicago Herald. Wholesale aid Betail Lraipts. -DKALER8 1N- Imported, Key West and Domestic PAINT Now is the time to paint your, house and if you wish to get the be?t quality and a fine color upe the , Sherwin, Williams Co.s Paint For those wishing to see the ouaiity ' an clr ot the above paint we call their attention to the residence of S. L. Brooks, j Judge Bennett, Smith French and others ! painted bv Paul Kreft. j SmytKS & Kinerslv are agents for the ( aboye , f()r Th; Da Gr . . Don't Forget the EfiST Ei!D SMI MacDoiiali Bros., Props. ! THE BEST OF Wines, Liquors and Ciprs ALWAYS ON HAND. d.L bd'ijoi; Real Estate, Insurance, and Loan AGENCY ; j OpCPQ HotJSe Bloei,3ci St. : , : Chas. 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Guarantees issued only by HLAKKLET HOllGHTOS, Prescription Druggists, 175 Second St. The Dalles, Or. YOU KKED BUT ASK UlDDLB Vaixky, Idaho, May 15, 1891. Dr. Vandkrpool: Your 8. B. Headache and Liver Cure sells well here. Everyone that tries it comes for the second bottle. People are com ing ten fm twelve miles to get a bottle to try it and then the) bottles at a tt m tbcrcome back and take three or r tour bottles at a time. Thank you, or sending dup- Ucate bill as mine n as di' laced. ully, VL I BRAIN 1 yi. A. rXiKTUUEK. For -eaJe by all Druggists. Te Dalles ixvit- caaaia aac.o Vywinc ijKj OMVy. : JL b IJAJJJoH 'T.. to win its way to public favor by ener- V gy, industry and merit; and to this enC i we ask that you give it a fair trial, and a if satisfied with its support. The four pages of six columns each, will be issued every evening, except Sunday, and will be delivered in the city, or sent by mail for the moderate sum .of -'fifty cents a month. - Its Objects will be to advertise the resources of the city, and adjacent 4.s V KSJ.VSJJJLQ J 14.X AAAU.HO LA ACE, 1X1 C.2L LUUUlIlg and opening up new channels for oui trade, in securing an open river, and in helping THE DALLES to take her prop J er position as tne Leading City of The paper, both daily and weekly, w be independent in politics, and in criticism of political matters, as in handling of local aflairs, it will be JUST, FAIR AND IMPARTIAL "We will endeavor to give all the lj? cal news, and we ask that your criticis, of our object and course, be formed froia the contents of the paper, and not froy rash assertions of outside parties. . j THE WEEKLY, sent to any address for $1.50 per yes It will contain from four to six . eigrV column pages, and we shall endea to make it the equal of the best. A your Postmaster for a copy, or addres THE CHRONICLE PUB. CO. Office, N. W. Cor. Washington and Secon THE DALLES. The Grate City of the Inland Empire is situated a the head of navigation on the Middle Columbia, ar . ITS V TERRITORY. ' It is the supply city for an extensive and rich J cultural an . grazing country, its trade reaching far south as Summer Lake, a distance of over nunarea males. THE LARGEST The rich grazing country along the. eastern sloptj of the the Cascades , furnishes pasture for thousand j of sheep, the "wool irom which finds market here.;', The Dalles is the largest original -wool shipping point in America, about 5,000,000 pounds taein?" shipped last year. ITS KUJJUUT. The salmon fisheries are the finest on the Columb yielding this year a revenue of $1,500,000 which ci ) and -will be more than doubled in the near future. - The products of the beautiful Klickital valley finl market here, and the country south and east has thif year filled the warehouses, places to overflowing with their products. ITS WEALTH It is the richest city of its size on the coast, and i AU.UALC7JT AO EIbt-C7A(7lA UVW TnAro fa vtyi -i r or AnntiT AAAWAW AW 1 1 J WUUW AAAA AO VA A W IA WCvA Jf IAI CkAAJT Vl.'l city in Eastern Oregon. J , Its situation is unsurpassed! Its climate delighi ful! -Its possibilities incalculable! - Its resources ur limited! And on these corner stones she stands. ? ! course a generous Daily country, to assist in ' Eastern Oregon. j WOOL MARKET. p. I f and all available storad CbALlA AO UPlllg USOU tU UO V C1U j Vio - r no 1--r-i n .... anv rv. i 1 - ' i