giAtar. jt O lusjilrm of my bonrg rt tdUmrm, Bow often we've deflecjlow Time together! Whea lightly thus thy yiuiding chords I press. The world grows bright, bowe'er so drear the weather! sVm I aweary? Turn 1 then to thee,' To thy responsive strings my soul revesdinx.' And soon thy sympathetic minstrelsy Sends subtle strength through my dulleil senses stealing. In lonely moments, what a friend thou art! My minor moods, my fleeting fancies sharing. Tboa canst express the secrets of my heart in accents of rejoicing or despairing. , Tl one whose love I so desire to gain. Would surely cease to doubt, it sceins to me. If all my longing, all my speechless pain. Could Qnd a voice, my loved guitar.' through thee! ' Elizabeth Leigh in Drake's Magazine. Took mm a Long While See It. A man who returned not long agn ircan a stay of several months in Lon don has some fnnny Btories to tell of his -experience with British wit. 'Themind of the Briton is solid, but slow," he said. "ud when it conies to his appreciatioa of a joke he can be trusted after a while to get to it, bnt the process is slow. This story is a capital illustration of rhat 1 mean: One- day I went into a book shop on the Strand and aeked for Hare's 'Walks in London.' In America the book is sold in one thick volume; the elerk brought it in two. 'Oh,' I said, aa Hooked at them, 'you part your Hare in the middle, do yon?- "I, sir?" he said wittr a bewildered look; "oh! no, sir." I saw he didn't see the joke, so 1 didn't explain, but bought the books nnd went away. A week later I entered the same shop. , As soon as the clerk saw tne he rushed from the back of the shop laughing vociferously, and seized me by the hand: "Good!'.' he shouted. "Capital; 'part your Hare in the middle.' that's capital. ir; capital." . I had thought it was rather neat my self, and it didn't take me a week to find it out. either. New York Evening Sun. Kindliest Not Appreciated. A little incident that amused the pas sengers in a Brooklyn bridge car the other day would seem to indicate that the semi-tougii young man with a baby in his, arms does not appreciate polite ness. As the semi-tough young man is seldom seen carrying a baby it might, however. be, hard to prove the rule. But this one was carrying a baby, and the tired looking woman with him was lugging a bag that looked twice as heavy as the baby. The woman was the first to -see the only vacant seat in the car and dropped into it. And then a dapper young fellow who had been reading intently looked up. and his gaze fell first on the baby. He apparently didn't notice that it was a man holding the infant, for he jumped up; lifted his hat, and said, "Please take my seat, madam." The fellow with the child scowled, but all he said was: "If ' .yer speakin' to do kid, dat's all right, but if yer speakin' to me I'll smash yer face. See?" And he stood up all the way over, looking as if he felt much in stil tetk New York Times. Mohammed's Descendants. To find families of an antiquity at once remote and certain we must go be yond Europe and seek them nearer the cradle of the human race. Mohammed died in 633. leaving nine wives and only jne child, his daughter Fatima, who was married (as several other ladies were) to Ali, the prophet's first convert and chief lieutenant. From Fatima have descend ed the numberless sultans, ubbles, cher ifs, kings and emperors who, ever since the prophet's day, have constituted so important a part of the ruling class in the world which he organized. Today, after the lapse of thirteen centuries, it is the blood of the prophet that constitutes the title to nobility in the several coun tries of the east.: Chicago Times. The Earliest Lens. The earliest known lens is one made of rock crystal, unearthed by Layard at Nineveh. This lens, the age of which is to be measured by thousands of years, now lies in the British museum, with its surface as bright as when it left the maker's . hands. By the side of it are very recent specimens of lenses which have been ruined by exposure to London fog and smoke. New York Telegram.. The only real work of art in copper that now exists in India is the casting of Hindoo and other images for religious purposes. These are, of course, mostly to be found in old temples. Almost all the temples which can really claim an-J tiqnity have images made of copper, which are the perfection of art, and which, with all the assistance of ma chinery, could never be excelled or even imitated by European cities. '"'. . ' . The largest kitchen in the world is in the Bon Marche in Paris. It has 4,000 employes. The smallest kettle contains 100 quarts and thedargest 500." Each of fifty roasting pans is big enough for 300 cutlets.- Every dish for baking potatoes holds 235 pounds? i When omelettes are en the bill of fare 7,800 eggs are used at once. For cooking alone sixty cooks and 100 assistants are always at thr ranges. - A monkey on shipboard used to amuse himself in the cook's absence by turning . the water cocks, in order to enjoy that worthy's surprise.when he returned and found the water running oyer the floor, and there are scores of authenticated in stances of actual deception practiced by animals to gain some desired end. , Ia the yyestf End of London, at .CJlym pia, the large -hall there, -which is famous at present for its fancy' dress balls, is 440 feet long, 250 feet -wideand 100 feet high, and contains au-,are&,o pearly two and a half acres. Twenty-seven thousand people were present at a recent ball. .i Denman -Thompson, -recreates at Swan sea, N. H., the scene of both his plays. When he is there he simply enjoys him eelf. He has built -a church there -and has a mortgage upon nearly everything mortgageable in the town, for every body -"touches" Penman. TO MV .-PfiOjSP2Hr Ofr$ ORTUNi Bandits Compel, ii'ji'orty-Blne,r?)'vt R ' veal the Hiding; Place of S 100,000. "The good old days are gone," sigh-.-d the. Fprty-njner, 'and they'll never coine again. When youth's pulse beats high with .1 pleasure when the skyis clear and there are no black and lowering clouds on the horizon, when, in short, a man feels that all he has to do to acquire s. con troll jng interest in the earth is to apply at the office and hand in his name, then why, then life is worth living." -"What's the matter?" I inquired. "I've been thinking again. I tell you. my boy. it. doesn't pay an old man to. think. If he- can remember, ' without thinking he's all right;' but when he gf ts to comparing the present with the past he's in .a bad way. and he's sure to get downhearted," ( ., , "California?"'1" :' ' ": " ; 5 "Yes. Can't help it. I will be think ing of the days, of 49,. spite of all 1 can do: Here 1 am. getting on to-.vard three score years and ten, and I've only got enough money to' procure the necessities of life. Aud who is thankful for that': Who is grateful for roast beef and pota toes when he has an appetite for terrapin and champagne?' And yet once I had more money than I could have spent dur ing my whole life." '.' ,,. : ( . "How was that?" . ' " ' " "In 1851 I was prospecting in Califor nia, and struck it rich. My partner and I located a claim that had millions in it apparently. We didn't have capital enough to work it, and so we went up to 'Frisco to find a purchaser.; We found him too. His name was Moore, and he was a well known character on the coast. He had made a couple of mill ions working a mine he had bought for $."iOO. Well, we convinced him we had a good thing, aud he gave us 200,000 in gold coin for it. I was afraid to deposit my share anywhere, so I loaded it in Hour bags on a cart and drove down to San Jose. In the hills back of the town was a cave 1 had discovered a year be fore. It was so situated that it couldn't be discovered except by accident. "1 buried the money in a corner of the cave and went gleefully , back to San Jose. As ih)u as 1 got into town a party of Mexican bandits captured me and in formed me that if I didn't conduct them to my buried treasure I was a dead man. Life was sweet to me at that time, ami 1 didu't hesitatsr. They dug up my $100 000. gave me $300 to keep me from want and rodo tf to the southward. I never saw any of them again for ten years, when. I met one of the band in Los An geles. We had a friendly conversation, in the course of which 1 asked him how he and his companions knew that 1 jos sessed the treasure. . " Yon couldn't have seen me carry it to the cave.' 1 said, 'for if you had there would have been no need . of taking me prisouer.' " 'No," he replied, "it was your hands. " 'My hands?" , " 'Yes. I was in a saloon where yon were taking a drink, and 1 saw your hands were tarnished.' " Chicago Post. Women Lobbyists. Women lobbyists? They are few and far between. The imaginative observer aiont the Capitol will tell yon that ex Speaker Reed moved the ladies' reception room from its old quarters nest the ways and means committee to a comer of stat uary hall, because in the former place a dark corridor inclosed for the purpose the female lobbyists were so thick and bold as to bring scandal npon congress. But this is not true.. . Women of all sorts congregated in the old room, as they do now when congress is in session, in stat uary hall, it is true, but they are not lobbyists. They are women of all sorts innocent yonng girls, mature matrons, coquettes, designing dowagers.congressmen's wives, daughters, friends, sweethearts. A ma jority of them are poor creatures with claims on other poor creatures, looking for congressional help in their search for government situations. Probably there are not more than two or three profes sional women lobbyists in .town. The woman as a lobbyist is a failure in Wash ington in this day and generation. Washington Cor. Augusta Chronicle. Origin of the Clearing House. .. , A corresiKJiident ' asks: "When and where did she 'clearing house' originate?'' In 1775 the bankers of Loudon rented a house in Lombard street and fitted it with tables and desks for the use of their clerks, as a- place where bills, notes, drafts and other commercial paper might be exchanged without the trouble of per sonal visits of employes to all the metro politan banks. Transfer tickets were used, and by means of this simple plan transactions involving , many millions were settled without a penny changing hands. The Bank of England and every other . important bank in London are members of c the Clearing . House associ ation. The first clearing house in the United States was established by the as sociated banks of New York in 1853. St. Louis G lobe- Democrat, i ;. r :t . The Treatment of DandranV - " '- . Or. Edward Clarke states that he has had good results in persistent dandruff from the following treatment: The scalp should first be thoroughly washed with soap -and hot water, and then t&oroughly dried with: a warm and soft cloth. There should tken' be rubbed into the scalp a glycerine of.tannin. of .the. strength of ten to thirty grains to the ounce. Very obstinate cased will require, the higher strength of tannin. This process should be repeated twice a week at first, once a week afterward. If, tannin fails, as it will va6omecases,rther resort is had o rosoroin. r After the formation pf fdand. ruff has ceased the head should be rubbed daily with olive oil, containing to the ounce ten ' grains of.-carbolic acid and a dram of oil of cianamen.. Lancet. A Circus Hand. erry-lovelywhte hand Mi8Simpr Hps has! ' v' ' -v Joe Yes. Reminds tne of Barnum's bigshow,,. - Jerry It does? " '.":- -' Joe Yes. It has so many rings. Pittsburg Bulletin. MANIAC AND DOCTOR AN INSANE NEGRESS THROTTLES A 'PHYSICIAN IN A CELL.- ; Dr. Dent, of Blackwell's Island, Nearly Loses HI Life Timely Arrival of At tendants Prevents a Fatal Result A Thrilling Encounter. Dr. E. C. Dent, superintendent of . the insane asylum on Blackwell's Island, told me of a thrilling experience he had with a mad negresa. Dr. Dent has . been for ten years connected with ' the asylum, . has treated the most violent cases and has had many narrow escapes from death, but his battle with the giant negro woman, be said, was the closest call be ever had. , When Dr. Dent became superintend ent of the institution on Blackwell's Isl- land he abolished all the mechanieal re straint apparatus, and be determined that all harsh and repressive measures should be expressly forbidden. His idea was that in the treatment and care of patients they should be made to - feel at home and among friends; but in spite of all the care and kind attention and the endeavor to please the patients, there are a number of the latter on the island, the doctor said, who are as ferocious as wild animals. These violent cases occasion ally take advantage of the fact that there are ho straitjackets or restraining ma chines in the institution, and they be come insulting and aggressive and often times very daugerous. The negvess was one of these cases. She had been in the institution for sev eral years and was incurably insane. All the attendants and nurses in the ward in which she was confined were in mortal dread of her. and they were obliged to keep constantly on the watch for fear of a sudden attack from the mad woman, whose name is Ann Kinney. She is nearly six feet in height and very muscular She had been a laundress in this city, and during an altercation with her husband she received a blow on the head, as a result of which she became insane. "I was summoned to the acute ward." said Dr. Dent, where 1 found the negress in a terrible rage. She had driven all the nurses out of the ward and the other patients were completely cowed. She was rambling about at will, brandishing half a picture frame she had torn from the wall. Her eyes were bloodshot and she was foaming at the mouth.. When 1 appeared she became more violent, and the other patients were crying out in terror. She began tearing off her clothes, and presented a hideous spectacle. 'There was only one thing to do. and that was to confine the negress before shecould kill. or maim any of the patients, which', with her strength, she could do in a few moments.. -There was do time to summon other help, so 1 opened the door and walked in.' The mad woman' made a dash for me. and when within half a dozen paces she threw down her picture frame, which . was of . light . pine. . and seizing a bench, which she broke with ease, and catching up a heavy oaken bench rung, she prepared to attack me. I spoke to . her gently, calling her' by name, told her it was all right, that no one wanted to harm her, and to keep quiet. This did notsootheher in the least. "Thinking to catch her off her guard I grabbed for the arm that held the bench rung. My antagonist dropped the rung and swore that she wonld kill me, and to tell the truth 1 was a little afraid she would, for I was only about half her size. The way she chucked me about the floor, picked me up and threw me down again, almost took the life out of me. She played with me as a cat does with a mouse, but, strange to say, though 6he had me at her mercy, she did not at tempt to beat my brains out with , her club It all happened in a very few minutes W hen she gave me a breathing spell 1 appealed to her sympathies and she calmed down considerably, and after talking to her in a conciliatory manner we decided to compromise. She agreed to go to her cell quietly, after 1 had promised to give her something to ease the pain in her head. 1 walked to the cell with her, in order to fasten the door on the outside, 1 opened the cell door', and as 1 did so she grabbed me around the waist, lifted me from the ground and carried me bodily into the cell, then slammed the door. 'Now I will kill you. sure,' she cried. . "She imagined that it was I who had hit her on the bead and had caused her all her sufferings.. . Her powerful hand was at my throat when the, attendants rushed in and rescued me.: It was tho narrowest eswrape 1 had ever had. She was given au opiate to quiet her,'' while 1. more dead than alive, was carried to my office considerably bruised." ..."How about the cases of rough usage to patients that have occurred in the in stitution?' 1 asked. . . ! ; "In spite of all the care- and super vision and under the most rigid disci pline, it rarely happens that the patients are roughly spoken to, much less rough ly treated, by the nurse; but, of course, attendants upon the insane, like the or dinary --run of mankind." are not uni versally ; sweet tempered, ; nor endowed too liberally with that spirit of Christian forbearance so - beautifully inculcated in the Sermon-on the Mount.. ' ; - f Wes-bavetoo few attendants here. We should have at least). one for every ten patients, but we have not half that ' number. The employes are overworked; they are kept hnsy constantly from, i the time they get -op. till they-.; go . to .bed, with duties of. a. most .trying character. They are cut. off for" the most part from social pleasures, -and,, their sacrifices are many foe -small r pay. But whenever a case comes -to my attention of a nurse or attendant caught in the act. of abusing a patient there is an. immediate discharge. The patients are encouraged to tell -their grievances to their supervisors and phy sicians, w bom t hey are-taught to regard as their -friends and- -protectors, -and their reports of -ill treatment are inves tigated carefully when there la the least ground to believe Hhat--theyarei.truet We are- now- investigating'the casesrer f erred in -the daily papers, and aa fa? as we have gone we find that our keepers are not si fault. - In case-we should find otherwise we shall - see' that justice is done." New York Tftiegriun. &KI1IER3LY, "--I Wholesale and Retail Bmiflsts. -DEALERS IN- Imported, Key West and Domestic CIGAES. . PAINT Now is the time to paint your- house and if you wish to get the best quality and a fine color use the . Sherwin, Williams Co. s Paint. For those wishing to see the quality and color of the above paint we call their attention to the residence of S. L. Brooks, Judge Bennett, Smith French and others painted by Paul Kreft. Snipes & Kinersly are agents for the above paint for The Dalles, Or. Don't Forget the ; MacBonaM Bros., Props. THE BEST OF fines, Liquors and Ciprs ALWAYS ON HAND. (. E. BiYAID fJO., Real Estate, Insurance, and Loan AGENCY. Opera House Bloek,3d St. Chas. Stubling, PKOPKIBTOB OF THE '" New Vogt Block, Second St. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL r ; Liquor v Dealer, MILWAUKEE BEER ON DRAUGHT. Health is Wealth ! Dr. E. C. 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' ' Dk.' Visdeepooii: Your R: B. Headache and Liver Cure sella well here. Everyone that tries it comes ior the second bottle. " People are com ing- fen- to twelve miles to get a bottle to try it and then thgy come pack and take three or four bottles at a time. - Thank your 'or sending dup licate bill as mine w as displaeed. as dispi epoetin M. A. FLETCHER. For sale by all Drugrsrlsto. WiiB V V. is here and has come to stay. It hopes" to win its wav to nublic favor hv gy, industry and merit; and to this end we ask that you give it a fair trial, and jj. sauisiieu wim us support. The four pages of six columns each, will be issued every evening, except Sunday, and will be delivered in the city, or sent by mail for the moderate sum of fiftj cents a month. Its Ob will be to advertise the resources of the city, and adjacent country, to assist in developing our industries, in extending and opening up new channels for our trade, in securing an open river, and in helping THE DALLES to take her prop er position as the City of Leading The paper, both daily and weekly, will be independent in politics, and in its criticism of political matters, as in its handling of local affairs, it will be JUST, FAIR AND IMPARTIAL.- We will endeavor to give all the lo cal news, and we ask that your criticism of our obj ect and course, be formed from the contents of the paper, and not from, rash assertions of outside parties. THE WEEKLY, sent to any address for $1.50 per year. It will contain from four to six eight column pages, and we shall endeavor to make it the equal of the best. Ask your Postmaster for a copy, or address. f HE CHRONSGLE PUB GO. Office, N. W. Cor. Washington and Second Sts. THE The Grate City of the Inland' Empire is situated at the head' of navigation on the Middle Columbia, and is a thriving, prosperous city. ,..,...,'. ITS TERRITORY. It is the supply city for an extensive and rich agri cultural an grazing country, its trade reaching as far-south as Summer Lake, a distance of over twe hundred miles. - - -'-:- .-. .. , , . ; . . , .. THE LARGEST WOOL MARKET. The rich grazing' country along the eastern slope Of the the Cascades furnishes pasture for thousands . of sheep; 'the tf-ool from "which finds market here; The .Dalles is" the largest original wool shipping point rin America,! about 5,000,000' pounds being shipped last year.t r. -, - u.r, ;, ;.. v ;ITs . products.-- - - -; yThe-salmon fisheries are the "finest on the Columbia, yielding thisyeaiva revenue of $1,500,000 which can and will be more than doubled in the near future. ,.-. " The" products of the beautiful Klickital ' -valley find market here, and the : country south and east has this year filled the "warehouses; and all available storage , places to overflowing iWith.theiTitJroducts. .: . ; ; -t ; J ITS WEALTH' .,.-'?i;zi.,tv - It is the richest city of iti size : on the coast,-'and its money is scattered over and is being .used to develop, more farmingoountry than is tributary to any other pity in Eastern Oregon;"-' - --i- .-iszi&in - ubuLu . ""Its situation'' is 'unsttrpassedr Its climate -delightful! Its possibilities incalculable! ' Its rcsonirces un limited! And on these corner stones she stands. course a generous Daily eets Eastern Oregon. DALLES;