;.5 .J. .3 A WISH. 'WauU would I ask for then, wish for tbee. nweetT " '- " . . 43Uea that are peaceful and calm? ama that are atormless and winds that are soft Aa the low breath of a psalm? as I love thee, I ask not that life Be from all bitterness free; Something of sunshine and something of strifo. Dear one. is better for thee. Yet would I ask for thne out of my love More of its minshine than storm. With Just s'.oug'h of life's shadow and strife To keep lliy heart tender and warm. Taith to look upward In gladness or gloom. Hope 'mid the direst defeat: Strength in alL sorrow, and patience tn pain. These would I ask for thee, sweet. These and yet more would 1 ask for thee, sweet: Grace to be faithful and strong; Meekness to bear all thy crosses and care. Courage to battle with wrong. May the good angels who watch o'er the good Guide thy dear feet as they roam, And in the land that is better than this Give thee forever a homel Boston Woman's Journal. THE OLD BASS VIOL In the gloomy garret of the tavern at -ber-Abels berg, among other dusty, nty and worm eaten reminders of the J8t, lay an old brown bass viol. No one -knew whence it came: the year of its birth was u mystery. In past years the bass viol had occa sionally given a sign of life. If a bat fluttered by or a mouse ran over the tarings it would begin to chatter, like a talkative woman, to tell stories of the . past and to sing songs of the bright days t its youth. Later it would only grum "3le a little when the wind shook the "roof, but when the mice gnawed off all -the strings it lay silent and uncomplain ing in mold and dust. Immediately be "Meath this deserted garret .was the danc ing hall. There the pipes piped and the fiddles squeaked till all the dogs in town howled in anguish and the ears of the dancers were pierced through and through by the sharp, shrill tones. And ao one knew how near lay the means of softening this discord with a good deep 'teas note! Now, the roguish little redtails love to 1 luild in old lumber, and so it happened . that a musical couple chose oar silent forsaken bass viol for a home. This cir-' -crunatance drew the attention of mine boat's little Friedel an enthusiastic or nithologist to the old instrument, and ne day, amid clouds of dust and angry ' remonstrances from the redtails, the boy polled the old ruin from its resting place and .dragged it down the. attic stairs. The Abelsbergers regarded the bass viol as a gift from heaven. The joiner came and repaired the broken case, the school -laaster with his great spectacles came and put in - new strings, and lo! at - the cxt yearly fair, amid the tones of the pipes, sounded the deep voice of the ven erable instrument, as , a worthy accom paniment to devout hymns of praise to the patron saint. It was a new awakened life, and there mms great rejoicing in Ober-Abelsberg. As is the usual custom at these fairs, he way lay from the church directly to- tbe tavern- and up to the dancing hall, -and of coarse the bass viol went along too. If his reverence finds its possible to drink wine ' from - the chalice in the morning and from the tankard in the afternoon, it cannot be too difficult for uch a venerable bass viol to play hymns in the morning . and waltzes and quad rilles in the. afternoon. And. as in the church it had breathed out its soul in -devotion, so in the tavern the strings aent forth such gay and joyous tones that : 'S.he pastor himself could scarce refrain from- joining in the dance. So it went on for several years, the bass viol serving in church choir and dancing hall until at one very jolly wedding the bride, dizzy from the wild dance, sank down upon the old instrument and crushed in its "back. Then it was laid aside for a year or two, until the Abelsbergers, missing the bass tones, brought out their old friend and patched it up again, and again there was great rejoicing. ... . Now there came a time which farsee- ing men called great and full of promise, V; but which nevertheless turned many a quiet village into Bedlam. In such,, a place in ordinary times one could find plenty of good, honest workmen, a few cross officials, a fat priest or two, and perhaps occasionally a thin sexton or pious sister of charity, but now there were onlv "liberals" or 'clericals." No other distinctions were made, and if, for instance, the "liberals" had been mascu line and the "clericals" feminine, tue t'm- matter might have been easily settled; but it was war between friend and friend, between father and son, between ..husband and wife, between priest and burgomaster, and between church and tavern. . One would imagine that the venerable bass viol, as common property of both parties, might be a point of neutrality; "an contraire," as the more cultured put it, it became a very bone of contention. . The schoolmaster did not play in the choir now, so the new choirmaster who not only served the clerical banner, but even carried that banner himself sent to the tavern for the bass vioL - But the innkeeper commenced to grum ble "the bass viol belonged to the lib erals; the joiner mended it ana the join er was liberal; the schoolmaster put in the strings, and the schoolmaster was - liberal now; -it -was found in. the tavern, bo the tavern was its home, and the tav ern was liberal.- So the bass, viol, bow :.. ' and all, was liberaL" J '- Next Sunday the pastor had no text ;' from Holy Writ to expound; the bass "viol was . his subject, i , He began cheer V fully: . h f: i. r i v ' ' ; - "Years ago. when the bass viol was. discovered, if was looked upon as a gift .from heaven, therefore it was clerical. Its voice was first heard in the church, . and the schoolmaster who . first played it in church and tavern was clerical at that time, and if the bride who st on the bass viol and broke its back, was not forgotten, he would call to mind thai that bride was now the wife of the sex ton, and if he, the pastor, finally assert ed that the instrument was originally made for the church, no one in town j could prove the contrary, so the bt- viol was clerical and belonged to toe cieru-ais. , , .. A very clear argument, but "unfortu nately there was not a liberal in the church. The liberals sat in the tavern and sang drinking songs to the accom paniment of the bass vioL One : evening, however, the chaplain thought to himself , "Actions speak londT than words." and to prove the truth of this saying he stole into the tavern under cover of darkness and took away the bass viol. ' ' , The affair became animated at onee. The literals went to the district conrtJ and entered a complaint against the pastor, accusing him of appropriation of the projierty of others. "Nonsense!" answered the court. "A whole community in arms about an old bass viol! Go settle it among your selves." And the liberals took the bass viol back to the tavern. Then the clericals went to the dean and protested against this invasion of their territory. The dean advised them to go to the bishop, but in the meantime to take back the bass viol. Then the in strument again disappeared from the tavern. This time the liberals went to the county court. "Don't be silly," was the answer; "break up the old thing." "But it is not the bass viol we care about!" said the Abelsbergers; "it is a question of right of honor!" But the court would not hear them, and so they stormed the rectory and car ried away the bass vioL Now the clericals were furious and went to the bishop. "My dear friends," said the bishop, "you must be firm. If they have the bass viol they will take the organ; if they get the organ they will take the choir, and before you know it they will take the church from over your heads. 1 am sorry that I can do nothing for you, but1 you must stand manfully for your rights." . "Stand manfully for your rights." That meant taking the bass viol out of kthe tavern and hiding it in the rectory. When this was discovered the liber als, in all th smartness of black coats and white cravats, appealed to the su preme court. But their story had gone before them and they were not even ad mitted. So they resorted to deep strat egy, bribed the keeper of the rectory cows, who in turn bribed the cook, and got from her the key of the storeroom. The next day as the pastor and chaplain, sunk in prayerful revery, wandered past the tavern, mingled with the sounds ot ungodly mirth within they heard the well known voice of the bass viol. , Then they held a grand party meeting and prayed to the Holy Ghost for wis dom, and when they had thus prayed for wisdom they held consultation and de cided unanimously to send a deputation to the holy father, and the head of the .chnreh himself should confirm their right to the bass viol. - The liberals held a grand party meet ing also, and strengthened themselves with the noble juice of the barley, and thus strengthened they held consultation and the decision was, "If they go to the pope we will go to the emperor!" So the two deputations set forth, the one -toward Rome, the other toward .Vienna. The poor old bass viol stood in a quiet corner of the tavern, and was sad at heart over all the . silly quarrel of which it was the innocent cause; a quar rel which divided the household against itself and threatened the prosperity of the community. It often sighed for the quiet days in the deserted garret,' the peaceful little birds who made their home in its broken case. It was about this time that a band of gypsies came into the village to beg and steal and make music for those who would be merry. Among them was one old fellow with more wrinkles in his face than, you could count, but with coal black hair and beard. He took the bass viol from its lonely corner and played. The Abelsbergers listened in astonish ment, for they heard for the first time of what a bass viol was capable. The wisest .nodded their heads and re market! sagely, "There is good ground, for the bass viol war of Abelsberg." The wild music fired 'their blood, and before they knew it men and women, liberal and clerical, were dancing to gether in wildest confusion. The old gypsy's thin fingers pressed the strings, and in. his hand the bow drew forth weird, bewitching strains that none could resist. Great were the drinkinpr and dancing that night. The gypsy band has disappeared, and whatever may have been the decision of pope and emperor, the bass viol has not been seen in Ober-Abelsberg since that memorable night. Translated from the German of P; S. Rosegger by Grace Isa bel Colborn for Short Stories. . Different Views of It. A man walked along Wisconsin street very jauntily, head erect and stepping out boldly. Of a sudden he fell. It was no fault of his, but the water into which he soused and splashed was no less foul on that account. A sweet faced, mother ly woman saw him and gave involuntary voice to her ready sympathy in the little exclamation: . ( . r i'Poor fellow!"; $ : ' ? ' '' The man arose and pursued his course. Two blocks-farther on he met a friend going in his direction." - The two stepped and conversed together : earnestly, prob ably upon business matters of import ance. As they stood so, a young girl slipped on the crossing, and 'spite of much enthusiastic clutching at the at mosphere, went down in jl heap. At which-our male pedestrian feelingly re marked: . . . "If her shoes had been big enough for her IH bet that never would .have hap pened." Milwaukee Sentinel. (' ? i ' ' ' ' ' :. .-, JL . . ', A- Tender Conscience. -' f j . Crossing Sweeper Please gimme two cents, fer th' clean -crossing. Amused Pedestrian Why two cents? "You see, sir, I didn't clean, th' cross ing myself, but J licked the. boy wot did, an took his broom." "You did, eh?" ' Yes, sit. But 1 want ter do the square thing by im, an' if yll gimme two cent! I'll give him one." Good News. QUALITIES OF THE JAPANESE. Sir Kdwin Arnold's EntnaaiastI- Opin ions of Japanese People. As. for the people, I am and always ' shall be of good St. Francis Xavier'a feeling, 'This nation is the delight of my soul." Never have I passed days more happy, tranquil or restorative than among Japanese of all classes in the ci ties, towns and villages of Japan. Pos sibly that is because I have had no busi ness relations with my kind and pleasant Niponese friends, and have never talked very much metaphysics; but it seems certainly an easy way to keep on the right side of folks to let philosophy and theology alone. Moreover it is, no doubt, necessary for such experiences to go a little behind' that sort of Japan which you find on the Hatobas of Yokohama or Kobe, in the Yoshiwaras of those and the other open ports. At very little distance from the surface, which we civilizing westerners have done our best to spoil, will be still discovered the old, changeless, high tempered, generous, simple and sweet mannered Japan of old. . ' I frankly confess it has entirely charm ed me; and therefore what I Bay of this Japanese ' nation, . and ' their manners and customs, must be received with the proper caution attaching to the language of a friend, and even a lover. But where else in the world does there exist such a conspiracy to be agreeable such a wide spread compact to render the difficult af fairs of life as smooth and - graceful as circumstances admit; such fair decrees of fine behavior fixed and accepted for all; such universal restraint of ' the coarser impulses of speech and act. such, pretty picturesqueness of daily existence; such lively love of nature as the embellisher of that existence; such sincere delight in . beautiful artistic things; such frank enjoyment ot the en joyable; such tenderness to ' little chil dren; such reverence for parents and old persons; such widespread refinement of taste and habits; such courtesy to strang ers; such willingness to please and to be pleased. Sir Edwin Arnold in Scribner's. Crabs 'Are -Fighters. Crabs particularly are fighting ani mals; in fact, they will fight anything. I have seen a crab, in conflict with a lob ster, catch the latter over the fore part of the head, where the shell is hardest, and crush it in by one effort. And it rather bears out my idea that the claws of these creatures are particularly weap ons of war; that the moment one of them receives severe injury in a claw it drops it off by voluntary amputation, severing its connection with the body at the shoulder by an act of its own will.? It seems to me probable that if. the claw were necessary for feeding nature would rather seek to cure an injury to it than let the animal discard it altogether. 7 The species of crab which is most con spicuously a fighter is the hermit crab. Its first idea of independent life is to eat a harmless whelk and occupy its shell; its next notien is to give battle to every crab of the same persuasion as itself that it comes across. Altogether hermit crabs' are undoubtedly the most quarrelsome creatures in existence. Interview in Washington Star. Education In the Argentine. There are two universities, one at Buenos Ayres and one at Cordoba, which together counted 993 students in 1889, and delivered 234 diplomas, -including 81 doctors of law, 85 doctors of medicine, and 11 civil engineers. ' In the whole republic there are sixteen national col leges, with a teaching corps of 464 pro fessors and an . attendance in 1889 of 2,599 pupils. In the capital and the provinces there are thirty-five normal schools,, with 12,024 pupils of both sexes, who become professors and teachers, chiefly for the primary schools. ,. In Buenos Ayres in 1889 there were 285 primary schools, directed by 1,571 teachers and attended by 54,509 children. In the provinces there were 2,719 pri mary schools, -with a teaching staff of 4,532 and an attendance of 205,186. To resume, the results obtained were 3,042 primary schools, 6,103 teachers, 259,695 pupils, 2,373 primary schoolhouses in the whole republic. Of ' these schoolhouses 485 are the property of the nation or of the provinces and 1,888 private prop erty. Theodore Child, in Harper's. Adfanee'of Pnblle Sentiment. As an incident of the woman's suffrage movement, it is impossible to pass -over the election of Lady Sandhurst Miss Jane Cobden and Miss Cons as members of the London county council. - As hos tile suits are now pending for heavy pen alties against the ladies to test their right to sit and vote, it would be -unbecoming here to do more than wish them success in their brave fight. Their pres ence at the council board, their useful work on its committees, has already so justified their election that even if the law be . interpreted hostilely against them there is little doubt that public opinion would compel early legislative action in favor of the right they claim. Charles Bradlaugh in Boston Tran script. ' ' - , A Verse of Scripture. . At one of the Teachers' institutes held a few years ago in Maine, a rule was in force that whoever entered the morning session late should pause at the door and recite a passage of Scripture, a quotation from some poet, or other expression of an idea, for the edification of those pres ent at the 'session. There was present at the session a plain little old maid, who was continually. Baying and: doing inappropriate things. 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