the wise man. What Is the good man and ttw wise? Oftumes a pearl which none doth prise; Or Jewel rare, which men account common pebble, and dewpiae. Set forth upon the world's bazar, It mildly gleams, but no one buys; Till it in anger heaven withdraws From the world's undiscerning eyes; ' And in its shell the pearl again, . -. . . . And in its mine the jewel lies. Richard CbevenLr Trench. THE BLACK RIBBON. The gentlemen of Cove house eat upon the piazza, smoking and looking at the sea as it tumbled in, when the evening coach, laden with piled up baggage and passengers, came rattling down the torn pike and made the- sweep which led np to the hotel.- This in itself was matter onongh for attention, but when, in the -wake of the yellow old coach, just be yond its clonds of dust, a glittering little pony carriage rolled swiftly on, a dozen pair of lazy eyes grew interested and ex pectant, v The coach drew, up with a scientific flourish, and the sweating horses stood panting with the tug through the heavy and, while the driver leaped down, and with much tumbling and crashing of trunks the old stage was unladened. Meanwhile the pony carriage, holding two ' girls, rolled smoothly up to a side door, and three waiters were instantly in attendance upon them. " The ladies alighted, and the two dis appeared at the private door of the Cdve bouse. "Who are they?" asked Paul Hanover, withdrawing his cigar from his mouth and turning his handsome blue eyes on the friend at his elbow. Fane King, who was looking thought fully out at sea, replied quietly thtt he did not know. It's Miss Payson, of New York," said "Will McKenzie, who knew everybody. "At any rate, that's her turnout. "Which one?" 'The blonde, I suppose. I never met t Iter, but she was at Newport with my 1 aister last season. Nice, ain't Bhe?" "Who is the other oner "I don't know. Poor cousin, I pre mme." Hanover and King relapse to their cigars; but everybody was thinking more or less of Miss Payson. , The ladies appeared at supper. There were only five of their party the old gentleman, the two young ladies and an invalid child of 13 with her nurse... It "-was soon remarked that they appeared sufficient for themselves, and: neither sought nor received acquaintances. The face of the blonde girl was as jolie with out the jockey hat as with it, but the ' profile of her companion only was to be seen. A broad black' ribbon bound around the chin and nearly concealing a wealth of rich brown hair revealed only the side view of a set of regular features and one smooth, fresh cheek. "What can be the matter!"' questioned the ladies one of the other. So, without the least possible informa tion on the subject, Alice Payson was decided to be an object of misfortune and compassion, while unconcealed ad miration and adulation were offered the other one. . ., I cannot say that either appeared much affected by the regard of those around them. Certainly they spoke to no one lor at least three weeks. People became discouraged about making their ac quaintance, and few more attempts were tried. . But things inevitably changed. One evening when all Cove house was in the sorf a scream arose. - The scream was followed by a frantic cry: 'Alice! Oh, Alice! She is drowning! Save her! save hert save her!"'. . "Who can swim':" waa the cry. Long before it was answered Fane King was seen striking out boldly for the spot. ' But he had some forty rods to swim, and it was probable that Alice Payson had sunk for the second time while the strong tide swelled against the rocks. "Swim, man, swim!" shouted the old ancle upon the beach. "Save her, oh, for God's saker cried Maud, wringing her hands. But within a few- strokes of Fane King's outstretched arms Alice disap peared. There was already death upon her closed eyes and pallid forehead. He thought it was a corpse he clasped as he dropped beneath the surface and caught her sinking figure,. ' r It was with difficulty he arose to- the surface. - Thrice the great billows rolled over his head before he appeared. He could only hold himself and his burden off the cruel rocks. Already his arm was lacerated with their sharp teeth. They had put out a boat, and it at last came to his relief. As they lifted the senseless girl into- the wherry they saw that the black ribbon had been torn from her face, and a large, dull red,- dis colored mark appeared. It showed more plainly in the otherwise ' deadly pallor of her sweet face,, for sweet it was, and pure as a child's. They covered face and figure reverently, thinking heri quite dead, and'rowed back while Fane found his way up the rocks jto have his hand wrung speechlesaly by the agonized old I dont think she is dead, .- Mr. Pay son,'' said Fane, remembering with a thrill the silken hair which' had washed against his lips. "She cannot be deadf jShe wasK note dead. In, three days, she appeared- among them again,1 fairer, gentler, sweeter than ever, and frankly sateful for the interest everybody bt trayed in her. And then "it came but that there had been a mistake.- It was Ahce who was the heiress and Mand the 'poor cousin, though as beautiful, as ra diant and perfect as a Hebe, ...J v Miss Alice Payson, with the black rib Con replaced, tried to thank. Fane King on the first day of her reappearance, but Iter brown eyes filled and she only said: . "You are young; life is sweet to yon; It was noble in yon to risk yours for me, Mr King.? k. ;t ,'. Z v-'i ; - ; i: Fane's heart welled to that be hardly knew what was the matter with him. But, somehow, the friendly clasp of Alice Paysou's light hand and the gae of her sweet eyes affected him as no hand or eyes had ever affected him be fore. ... . , The ice once broken, a bevy of gentle men strove for the attention of the conn ins. Paul Hanover was foremost. He was very handsome, fair, brilliant, graceful, He. was not poor either.-Fane remembered that bitterly as he saw hi in strolling with Alice on the beach or "driv ing for her the little pony carriage. His own peace and comfort seemed suddenly gone. Miss Payson's gentle friendliness only made him worse. - He was startled one day as if shot by Hanover remarking: . ' . - "If you're not altogether gone with the blues, Fane, I'd like you to congratulate a fellow." ' Have you won your bet on the trot ting match?" ' ,.;.. - "Pshaw! hang trotting matches! Don't be stupid, Fane. Haven't I been riding with Miss Payson? f--yJX " "Weil? ; ,. ,.. "Well it is," pirouetting around the room and snapping his fingers like cas tanets. ' Tm the fond betrothed of a lovely girl, after the latest novel. Now, what have yon to say, my respectable, moping friend?" Fane tried hard to command himself and not betray his secret. "Alice Payson is too good for you, Paul," he answered, with an attempt at being sage and composed, in which he succeeded but tolerably. "I dare say, but it isn't her, Fane."' " Taint her?" looking electrified. i ' ' . "Certainly not. The money's very well, but that defect of hers i's a deli cate subject, but I really couldn't marry a girl with a disfigurement like that." - "You mean that you are engaged to Maud?" asked Fane, hardly believing his ears. "Exactly." "Why, I congratulate you, with all my heart!" jumping np excitedly, i V "They are going away to-morrow. Don't you want to see them again?" Fane went down upon the piazza, where the ladies sat, unreasonably happy. ". - The ladies were standing npon.. the piazza, in the early sunlight, when he approached Alice Payson to say good-by. Paul was talking to Maud, saucy and beautiful in her jockey, Hat as Fane found his way to Alice's side. . "Good-by, Mr. King. You will come and see us, with your friend?" she said. There was no one very near. He an swered: . "No; I love you, and so I must say good-by forever, Alice." . He saw the delicate features pale. At that instant old Mr. Payson came hurry ing out, followed by a porter with a large valise in each hand. . - .J - "Ready, girls?" he called. "Come, hurry, or well, miss the train." Alice, with downcast face, gathered up her gray trailing skirt. He thought she was going without a word, but sud denly she looked np into his eyes. "No. Come." she said. And then in a moment she was gone, the dainty car nage glittering down the beach. A week later he waited for her in the costly splendor of her drawing room. She came down, giving him her soft hands, nor resisting his embrace. "I love you so!" he murmured. "Do you, really with this disfigured facer "I never think f it, Alice." She laughed then and slipped off the black ribbon, and there was one smooth cheek as fair and perfect as the other. "I had blistered my face for the tooth ache. It was nothing ' lasting, you see." When Fane told Hanover his happi ness, or as much of it as can be expressed in words, he looked as if there was some thing unsaid upon his mind, but when he beheld Ahce under her bridal veil he seemed suddenly enlightened, r ;"If I hadn't been afraid of a black rib bon," he murmured. "I might have been fif ty. thousand dollars. richer." Perhaps. E. E. in New York News. Horses That Like Hamn Flesh. There appeared in the papers some time ago a story of a horse which, stand ing in a Toronto street, mistook for new mown hay the blonde hair of a young lady on the sidewalk, seized it in its wa tering mouth and was : rewarded by a blow between the eyes which could have been possible only in the days of roomy garments. One of the beauties of that story was that it was rigidly true, al though the name of the horse's owner was withheld. But since then either the same animal or a full brother by the same sire and out , of the same dam has been making a name for himself as a rancher off melton coat sleeves, sealskin caps, bearskin boas and tweed capotes. He is a pretty little roan beast, owned by Larry Cosgrave, and a very snapping turtle in harness. He stood hitched to a little cutter in front pf the Bank of Com merce and had five minutes of solid en joyment, during which time he nearly palled ,the arm out of an advertising agent. The arm looks as if it had been vaccinated.". But Larry Cosgrave's horse is not .the only one . in the ..city that has fallen into evil ways. It ia a common thing to see these ferocious animals sprawled half way r across the sidewalk, sacking whom they may devour.- To ronto News. " ;- '" : .. effect ot Plenty of Air. '. A" marked improvement is at one, noticeable . in those who, having pre viously existed in;Bmall, air tight rooms; timely' avail themselves of an abundance of nature's most generous gift. Pure air will' not only prevent 'disease, but effectually overcome feelings of, languor and faintness. ' 'It will brighten" the in tellect, and make new" creatures of the old wrecks, who y ' their very pres ence will exalt, ennoble and glorify the general conditions of mankind. Hall's Journal. ' n A ltoteof Chs-ity.. Y' Teacher Why doe Great .Britain support royalty? ; ';, - - ;., , Papa Breaosft' royalty,' cannot sop port itself. Epoch. . EGOS BY MACHINERY: A PLAN TO MAKE-THEM BETTER AND CHEAPER THAN HENS CAN. . What the Manufactured Article Contains. . How the Ingredients Are Secured The . Making of the Shell Is Really m SeU ente Pleee of Work. Patents have been granted to James Storrey, of Kansas City, for the manu facture of eggs. All the necessary machinery, winch is not worth more than $500 at the out set, is in readiness to begin this over whelming competition with the 'Ameri can men. If as much success attends the new venture as i3 anticipated by Mr. Storrey, the contest between the- ma chine and the hen for supremacy in the egg producing business will be .short, with the victory to . the' credit of the fanner.- v: . Mr. Storrey's process is very simple, and yet he is prepared to manufacture an artificial egg that a - connoisseur will find it difficult to distinguish either in appearance or taste from the prime pro duct of a Plymouth Bock or Leghorn. Lime, water, blood, milk, tallow, peas and one or two other vegetables are the ingredients of his compound. The shell and the yolk will not be difficult of manufacture. To make a good imita tion of the "white" of the egg is the part that has required the most ingenuity to conquer; but Mr. Storrey has succeeded in solving the problem successfully. MAlUNCJ THE YOLK. . The yolk of an egg is composed of 30 per cent, of yellow fat, 14 per cent, of caseine, about 3 per cent, albumen and water. The fat is common animal fat, and beef fat, which is very cheap, will be the chief ingredient. To this a liberal amount of caseine, which is that portion of the milk which produces butter and cheese, will . be added, and albumen mainly from beef blood, together with water, will be mixed in small quantities. The color, already a yellow, will be treated with a chemical which will serve a double purpose of deepening the color and preserving the mixture in a semi' liquid state until it is cooked. The "white" of the egg is about one eighth pure albumen, and is a difficult substance to produce chemically. A sub stance that appears to the eye exactly similar, and which hardens and whitens when cooked, has been produced by a mixture of legumin, or vegetable ' albu men, extracted from common peas, and which forms one-fourth of the peas, a little albumen from beef blood, a trifle of sulphur, considerable gelatine and a chemical solution to prevent rapid de composition, and which also whitens the whole bulk when subjected to heat, just as the egg becomes white when boiled. As beef blood will be utilized in very large quantities In the big egg mill, a few . special cars will be fitted np witi tanks to bring the blood from the Chi cago slaughter houses. ' -! MAKING THK SHELL The shell will be perfectly imitated by a simple solution of lime, water and glue. The machinery that is required is needed mainly in putting the egg - together. Every yolk will be first run into a mold to be properly shaped, and then dumped into a. second mold, where the right quantity of the white is placed previously. This latter substance, being a gelatine like 1 matter, will incase ; the yolk very readily. By a unique machine the meat is there enveloped in the shelL . The shell is only partially hardened when the egg is put into it, and as there is a liberal amount of glue added to the lime, the edges of the shell soon adhere to each other very tightlyj leaving no traceable mark where they were joined. In order ' to make the imitation more completely successful, molds of several sizes will . be introduced, making the eggs vary; in bulk as do $he products' of any respectable flock of hens. The color Of the shell will also be of two or three shades, rendering the likeness to the original still more striking.' Tests have been made - which - show that the artificial egg can be preserved for a month under proper conditions, and still taste as fresh as one laid by an ordinary hen. As all the ingredients of this reform egg are exceedingly cheap, it can be manufactured at the rate of about three cents a dozen. , There iWill be no limit to the capacity of the novel mill, and families and boarding house keepers can be supplied in any .quanti ties at prices so dazzlingly small as to warrant immediate popularity. Cincin nati Enquirer. . . Strange Wants. They must have a strange herd of sheep in New Zealand, where a settler, announced that he wanted "an indus trious man to take charge of 3,000 sheep who could talk Spanish.". He must have been related to the young lady who an nounced "that she could do all kinds of sewing and embroidery except music.'' A western "ad." reads: "Wanted' an en ergetic . young man for a retail store partly out of . doors, jaartly behind the counters." A contemporary asks what will be the result , when the. door is shut. Providence Journal. , ... . -.' . -' A. Share in a Jewel. There is a story told of a French savant who was shown', a ; priceless jewel by a great duke. . "Thank yon, my lord duke,! said . the man of science, "for allowing me to share with yon the. possession of so great a treasuref 7 ; . i' ' ' '- ClX l' "In what way?" said the duke. "Why, your grace can do no more than look' at it and you 'bars' allowed me 'to do - the same." All the Year Bound. ' ' . -! Mr, .'Bepptiee:(playinj -, eribbage ' What a very fine crib board. Miss Pas see! , : ;--v- -. Miss Passee (playfully) A gift from my very first sweetheart. Mr. Bepplier, when I was only IS. - . Mr. Bepplier (with potite iiiterest- Indeed! That is quit the oldest crib board I ever sa w that is er I .West Shora. SjnPES & KOIERSLY, Wholesale" ail Retail : Dnnists. -DEALERS IN- iorted, Key West and Domestic CIGARS. PAINT Now is the time to paint your house and if you wish to get the best quality and a fine color use the ' v, Sherwin, Williams Co.'s Paint. . For those wishing to see the quality and color of the above paint we call their attention to the residence of S. L. Brooks, Judge Bennett, Smith French and others painted by Paul Kreft. Snipes & Kinersly are agents for the above paint for The Dalles, Or. Don't Forget the MacDonalu BroCProps. THE BEST OF ines; Liquors anil Cigars "ALWAYS ON HAND. C E. (Jo, Heal Estate, Jnsaariee, and Loan AGENCY. . OpeFa House Bloek,3d St. Chas. Stubling, PROPRIETOR OF THB - f. . . New Vogt Block, Second St. . ' ; ;. . , WHOLESALE AND RETAIL Liquor v Dealer, MILWAUKEE BEER ON DRAUGHT. Health is Wealth! Dr. E. C. 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Headache akd Ikvwn Cvss taken according to directions will, keep yon Blood, Liver and Kidneys in good order. -1 .- The 8. B. Couoa Cube for Colds, Coughs and Croup, In connection with the Headache Care, is as near perfect as anything known.- r ' The 8. B. Alpha Pain Cube for internal and external use, in Neuralgia,: Toothache, Cramp Colie and Cholera Morbua, U unsurpassed. They are well liked -wherever known. Manufactured t Dufur. Oregon, for sale by all druggist ERST El SJIDOII, BMARD CC-Wf : BRAIN Dalles m is here and has come1 to stay. It hopes to win its way to public favor by ener gy, industry and merit; and to this end we ask that you give it a fair trial, and if satisfied with its course a generous support. ; ! " ' The Daily four pages of six columns each, will be issued every evening, except Sunday, and will be delivered in thejeity, or sent by mail for the moderate sum of fiftj cents a month. Its Objects will be to advertise the resources of the city, and adjacent country, to assist in developing our industries, in extending and opening up new channels for our trade, in securing an open river, and in helping THE DALLES to take her prop er position as the r Leading City of Eastern Oregon. The paper, both daily and weekly, will be independent in politics, and in its criticism of political matters, as in its handling of local affairs, it will be JUST; FAIR AND IMPARTIAL We will endeavor to give all the lo cal news, and we ask that your criticism of our obj ect and course, be formed from the contents of the paper, and not from rash assertions of outside parties. THE WEEKLY, sent to any address for $1.50 per year. It will contain from four to six eight column pages, and we shall endeavor to make it the equal of the best. Ask your Postmaster for a copy, or address. THE CHRONICLE PUB. GO. Office, N. W. Cor. Washington and Second Sts. THE DALLES. The Grate City of the Inland Empire is situated at the head of navigation on the Middle Columbia, and is a thriving, prosperous city. ITS TERRITORY. It is the supply city for an extensive and rich agri cultural an grazing country, its trade reaching as far south as Summer Lake, a distance of over twe hundred miles. THE LARGEST WOOL MARKET. - The rich grazing country along the eastern slope of the the Cascades furnishes pasture for thousands of sheep, the wool from which finds market here. The Dalles , is the largest original wool shipping i point in America, about 5,000,000 pounds being shippedrlast .year, - ITS PRODUCTS. ; The salmon fisheries are the finest on the Columbia, yielding this year a revenue of $1,500,000 which can and will be more than doubled in the near future." -The products of , the beautiful KlickitaL valley find; market here, and the country south and east has this year filled the warehpuses, and all available '.'storage, places to overflowing with their products. its':: wealth ; : , .: . - It is the richesttrity of its money is scattered over and is being -used to develop -A more farming .country than is tbutary to any4 tfher, ?JS city in Eastern Oregon V I V ?l . uf '4 v ls ljt;jY-w Its situation is unsuiTpassedJ - Its climate deligitf ? - V . fall f, Jts possibilities incalculable! "Tits resources tinii" ' , limited! And on- these corner stones she stands 5!v size ;on the coast. 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