Continued from Second Fagi:y tke lightning express trains that ever whis tled or shrieked or thundered across the continent.' t-'" f -i i r -.t.-j Now hi this jocularity of infidel thinkers I cannot join, and I propose to give you aome reasons why I cannot be an infidel, and so I will try to help one of this present condition any who may have been struck with the awful plague of skepticism. First, I cannot be an infidel because in fidelity has no good substitute for the con solation it proposes to take away. You know there are millions of people who get their cbiel consolation from this book. What would you think of a crusade of this aortr Suppose a man should resolve that lie would organize a conspiracy to destroy all the medicines from all the apothecaries and from all the hospitals of the earth. ine worK is done, rne medicines are taken, and they are thrown into the river, or the lake, or the sea. A patient wakes up at midnight in a par oxysm of distress, and wants an anodyne. "Oh," says the nurse, "the anodynes are all destroyed; we have no drops to give you, but instead of that I'll read you a book on the absurdities of morphine and on the absurdities ' of all remedies."' But the man continues to writhe in pain, and the nurse says: "I'll continue to read you aome discourses on anodynes, the cruelties ( of anodynes, the indecencies of anodynes, the absurdities of anodynes. For your groan I'll give you a laugh."; ; ALASl FOR THE SORROWING. Here in the hospital is a patient having a jrangrened limb amputated. He says: "Oh, for ether I Oh, for chloroform!" The doc tors say: "Why, they are all destroyed; we don't have any more chloroform or ether, bat I have got something a' great deal bet ter. I'll read' you 'a- pamphlet against .James Y. Simpson, thediscovererof chloro form as an" anaasthetic, and against Drs. ' Agnew and Hamilton and Hosack and Jdott and Harvey and Abernethy." ;"But." says the man, "I must have' some anaes thetics." "No," say the doctors, "they are all destroyed, but we have got something a great deal better." "What is -that!'" "Fun." Fun about medicines. Lie down, all ye patients in Bellevue hospital, and "top your groaning; all ye broken hearted of all the cities, and quit your crying; we have the catholicon at lastl " Here is a dose of wit, here is a strength ening plaster of sarcasm; here' is a bottle of ribaldry that you are to keep well shaken op and take a spoonful of it after each meal, and if that does not cure you here is a solution of blasphemy in which you may bathe, and here 1b a tincture of derision. Tickle the skeleton of death' with a repar teel Make "the King "of Terrors cackle! For all the agonies of all the ages a jokel Millions of people willing with uplifted band toward heaven to affirm that the goepel of Jesus Christ is full of consolation for them, and yet infidelity proposes to take it away, giving nothing absolutely nothing, except fun. Is there any' greater height or depth or length or breadth or im mensity of meanness in all God's universe? Infidelity is a religion of "Don't know." Is there a God r Don't know! Is' the sou! immortal? Don't know! If we should neet each other in the future world will we recognize each other? Don't know! A re ligion of "don't know" for the religion of "I know," "I know in whom I have be lieved," "I know that my Redeemer liv th." Infidelity proposes to substitute a religion of awful negatives for our religion glorious positives, showing right -before ma a world of reunion and- ecstasy and high companionship and glorious worship and stupendous victory, the mightiest joy of earth not high enough to reach to the base of the i Himalaya .of uplifted splendor awaiting all those who bn wing of Chris tian faith will soar toward it. - Have you heard of the conspiracy to put out all the lighthouses on the coast? Do you know that on a certain night of next month, Eddystone lighthouse. Bell Rock lighthouse, Sherryvore lighthouse, Mon taok lighthouse. Hatter as lighthouse, New laondon lighthouse, Barnegat lighthouse, and the 640 lighthouses on the Atlantic - and Pacific coasts are to be extinguished? Oh,)' you say" what will become of the ships on that night? What: will be the fate of the one million sailors following the sea? What will be the doom of the mil lions of passengers? Who will arise to put down such a conspiracy?" Every man,' wo man and child in America and the-world. Bnt that is only a fable. That is what in fidelity is trying to: do put out all the lighthouses on the coast of eternity, letting the soul go up the "Narrows" of death with no light, no comfort, no peace all that coast covered with the blackness of darkness. Instead of the great lighthouse, a glowworm of wit, a firefly of jocosity. Which do you like the better, O voyager for eternity,' the firefly or the lighthouse? What a mission infidelity has started onf The extinguishment of lighthouses, -the breaking up of lifeboats, the dismissal of all the pilots, the turning of the inscrip tion on your child's grave into a farce and a lie. Walter Scott's "Old Mortality," chisel in hand, went through the land tc cut out into plainer letters the half obliter ated inscriptions on the tombstones, and it was a beautiful ' mission; but infidelity spends its time with hammer and chisel trying to cut out from the tombstones of your dead all the story of resurrection and heaven. It is the iconoclast of every vill age graveyard and of every city cemetery and of Westminster Abbey. Instead of Christian consolation for the dying, a freez- ing sneer. Instead of prayer a grimace. Instead of Paul's triumphant defiance of death, a going out jbu know not where, to stop you know not when, to do yon know ot what. That is infidelity. ' . - THB FALSE PLEAS OF INFIDELITY. i Furthermore: I cannot bean infidel, be cause of the false charges infidelity is all tne time malting against the Bible.- Per haps the slander that has made the most impression and that some Christians have not been intelligent enough to deny is that the Bible favors polygamy. Does the God f the Bible uphold polygamy, or did he? A -How many wives did God make for Adam? He made one wifej. Does not your common sense tell you when God . started the mar riage institution he started it as he want . ed it to -continue? If God hod favored polygamy he could have created for' Adam five wives' 6r ten wives or' twenty wives Just as easily as he made one. At the very first of toe Bible God shows himself in favor of monogamy and antago nistic to polygamy., Genesis U, "There fore shall a man leave bis father and mother," and shall cleave Unto' his wife: Hot, his wives, but' bi"wifor" How many wives did God spare tor Noah In the 'ark? Two and two ihebjrds; two and two the cattle; two and two the lions; two and two the human race. If the God of the Bible -had favored a multiplicity of wives he would 'have I Bpared a 'plurality of wives.1 When God first launched the human race he gsvs - Adam- one I'wife. t At the second launching of -the human race he & pares fot Xoah one wife, for Ham one wife, for Shem ne wife, for Japhet one wife. Does that look as though God favored polygafny? In Leviticus xviii, 18, God thunders his prohibition of more than one wife.- - God permitted, -polygamy,. Yes; just as be permits today's murder 'and' theft" and arson and all kinds of crime. He permits hese tbings,-s-yoTj'weiP-know;'but he does not sanction them.'' Who woulo dare to say he sanctions them? Because the presidents of the United States have per mitted polygamy in Utah, you are not, therefore, to conclude that theypatronizeii it, 'that they approved ' It,"' Wbeh, 6n tlie contrary, they denounced it.- All of God's ancient Israel 'knew that the God of the Bible was against polygamy, for in the four hundred and thirty years of their stay in Egypt there is only one case of polygamy recorded only one. All the mighty men of the Bible stood aloof from polygamy except those who, falling into the crime, were chastised within an inch of their lives. Adam. Aaron, Noah, Jo seph, Joshua, Samuel, monogamists. But you say, "Didn't David and Solomon favor polygamy?"; ;Yes and did they' not get well punished for it? . ' Read the lives of those two men and you will come to tbe conclusion that all the attributes of God's nature were against their' behavior; ' David suffered ' for ' his crimes in the caverns of Adullam and Mas sada, in the wilderness of Mahanaim, in the bereavements of Ziklag. The Bedouins after him, sickness after him, Absalom af ter him, Ahitbopel after him, Adonijah af ter him, the Edomites after him, the Sy rians after him, 'the Moabites after him, death after him, the Lord God Almighty after, him.1 The poorest 1 peasant in all the empire married to the plainest 'Jewess was happier than the king in his marital mis behavior. How did. Solomon get along with polygamy? Read ' his warnings in Proverbs; read his self disgust in Ecclesi astes. He throws up his hands in loath ing and cries out, "Vanity of vanities, all is' vanity." -"' His seven hundred wives nearly pestered the life ont of him. Solo- omon got well paid for his crimes well paj, .... ..,,......,.-, --,.u..-v,,. , I repeat that all the mighty men of the Scriptures were aloof from polygamy, save as they were pounded and nailed and cut to pieces for their insult to holy marriage. If tbe Bible is the friend of polygamy why is it that in all - the lands where the Bible predominates polygamy is forbidden, and in the lands where there is no Bible it is favored. Polygamy all over China, all over India, all over Africa, all over Persia, all over heathendom, save as the mission aries have done their work, while polyg amy does not exist 1d England and the United Staras, except in defiance of law. The Bible abroad, God honored monogamy. The Bible not abroad, God abhorred polyg amy. - - THE GLORY OF CHRISTIAN WOMANHOOD. Another false charge whichinfidelity has made against the Bible is that it is antago nistic to woman, that it enjoins her degra dation and belittles her mission. Under this impression many women have been overcorue of this 'plague - of infidelity." Is the Bible tbe enemy of woman? Come into the picture gallery, the Louvre, the Luxembourg of the Bible, and see which pictures are the more honored. Here is Eve, a perfect woman; as perfect a Woman as could be made by a perfect God. Here is Deborah, with her womanly arm hurling a host into battle. Here is Miriam, lead ing tbe Israelitish orchestra on the banks of the Red sea. Here is motherly Hannah, with her own loving hand replenishing tbe wardrobe of her son Samuel, the prophet.' Here is Abigail,' kneeling at the foot of the mountain until the four hun dred wrathful men, at the sight of her beauty and prowess halt, halt a hurricane stopped at' the'slght' of "a water lily, a dew drop dashing back Niagara. Here is Rut h putting to shame all the modern slang about mothers-in law as she turns her back on' -her -home and her country, and faces wild beasts' and exile and death" that she may be with Naomi, her husband's mother. Ruth, the queen of the harvest fields. Ruth, the grandmother of David. Ruth, tbe ancestress of Jesus Christ. The story of her virtues and her life sacrifice is the ' most beautiful ' pastoral ever Written: Here is Vashti defying the bacchanal of a thousand 'drunken lords, and Esther will ing to throw her life away that she may deliver her people. And here is Dorcas, the sunlight of -eternal fame gilding her philanthropic needle, and the woman with perfume in a box made from' the hills of Alabastron,-pouring the1 holy chrism on the head of Christ, the aroma lingering all down tbe corridor of the centuries. Here is Lydla,' the merc'hantess of Tyrian purple immortalized for her Christian behavior. Here is the widow 'with two mites, more famous than the' Pea bod ys and the Len oxes of all the ages, while here comes in slow of gait and with careful attendants and with especial honor and high favor, leaning on the arm of inspiration, one who is tbe joy and pride of any home so rarely fortunate as to have one, an old Christian grandmother, Grandmother : Lois. ' Who has more worshipers today than any being that ever lived on earth except Jesus Christ? " Mary. For What purpose did Christ perform his first miracle upon earth ? To relieve the embarrassment of a woman ly housekeeper at the' falling short of a beverage. 1 Why did ' Christ break up the silence of the tomb, and tear "of! the shroud, and rip up the rocks? '" It was to stop the bereavement of the two Bethany sisters. For whose comfort was Christ most anx ious in the hour of dying excruciation ? For a woman, an old woman, a wrinkle faced woman,- a woman who in other days had held him in her arms, his first friend, his last friend, as it is very apt to be, his mother. - All the pathos of the ages com pressed into one utterance, "Behold thy mother." Does the Bible antagonize wom an? . ' - ' A CALL FOR THE WITNESSES. ' If the Bible is so antagonistic to woman, how do you account for the difference in woman's condition in China and Central Africa, and her condition in England and America? There is' no difference exceDt that which the-Bible makes,. In lands where there is no Bible she is bitched like a beast of burden to the plows, she carries the hod, she submits to indescribabje indignities.'-- She must be'- kept inr a private apartment,, and if she come forth she must be carefully hooded and religiously veiled as though-it were a shame to be a woman. Do you not ' know that the very first thing the - Bible does when it -comes into a - new country is to strike -off the-, shackles of woman's serfdom? O woman, where are your chains today? Hold up both; your arms and. let us see your handcuffs. Oh, we see the handcuffs. TLey are ' bracelets' - of' gold bestowed by husbandly or fatherly or brotherly or sis terly or' I6veiiy "affection." "Unloosen" the warn robe " from yout-- neck, O woman, and let"uS see thrf yoke, of; your bondage. Oh,' I find the yoke a carcenet of silver, or i string of oarnelians, oracluster of pearls, that must gall you very much. How bad you must tell have it. ..T,fr ... i : Since you put the-Bible on your stand in the sitting room, has the Bird been-coyou, O woman, ' curse or a blessing?- ?Why is it that a woman when she i. troubled will go to her worst enemy, the Bible? Why do you not go for comfort to some of the great Infidel. books,' Spinoza's "Ethics," or Hume's ."Natural History of Religion," or Paine's "Age of Reason." or Ddro's Dramas, tor any one 'of 'the 280 volumes of Voltaire? No, the silly, deluded woman per sists in hanging about tbe Bible verses, "Let not your 'heart ' be troubled," "All- things work together for good,'" ."Weeping may endure for-a night,''. "I am the resur rection," "Peace, be still." , . Furthermore, rather than invite I resist this plague of infidelity because it has wrought -no positive good for the world and is always a hindrance. I ask you to mention tbe names of the merciful and the educational institutions which infidelity founded and is supporting, and has sup ported all the way through institutions pronounced against God and the Christian religion, and yet pronounced in behalf of suffering humanity. What are the names of them? Certainly not the United States Christian commission, or the sanitary com mission, for Christian George H. Stuart was the president of the one, and Christian Henry W. Bellows was the president of the other. . . . - COMPARE THE HOSPITALS AND COLLEGES. Where are the asylums and merciful in stitutions founded by infidelity and sup ported by infidelity, pronounced against God and the Bible, and yet doing work for the alleviation of suffering? Infidelity is so very loud in its braggadocio it must have some to mention. Certainly, if you come to speak of educational institutions it is not Yale, it is not Harvard, it is not Prince ton, it is not Middletown, it is not Cam bridge or Oxford, it is hot any institution from which a diploma would not be a dis grace. Do you point to the German uni versities as exceptions? I have to tell you that all the German universities to-day are under positive Christian influences, except the University of Heidelberg, where the ruffianly students cut and maul and man gle and murder each other as a matter of pride instead of infamy. Do you mention Girard college, Philadelphia, as an excep tion, that college established by the will of Mr. Girard which forbade religious in struction and the entrance of clergymen within its gates. My reply is that I lived for seven years near that college and knew many of its prof essors to be Christian in structors, and no ; better Christian - influ ences are to be found in any college than, in truaru vuutsge. . t - There stands Christianity. There stands infidelity. Compare what they have done. Compare their resources. There is Chris tianity, a prayer on her lip; a benediction on her brow; both hands full of help for all who want help; the mother of thou sands of colleges; the mother of thousands of asylums for the oppressed, the blind, the sick, the lame, the imbecile; the mother of missions for the bringing back of the out cast; tbe mother of thousands of reforma tory institutions for the saving of the lost; the mother of innumerable Sabbath schools bringing millions of children under a drill to prepare them for respectability and use-, fulness, to say nothing of the great future. That is Christianity, Here is infidelity; no prayer on her lips, no benediction on her brow, both hands clenched what for? To fight Christian ity. That is the entire business. The com plete mission of infidelity to fight Chris tianity. Where are her schools, her col leges, , her asylums of mercy? , Let me throw you down a whole ream of foolscap paper that you may fill all of it with the names of her beneficent institutions, the colleges, and the asylums, the institutions of mercy and of learning, founded by in fidelity and supported alone by infidelity, pronounced against God and the Christian religion, and yet in favor of ' making the world better. "Oh," you say, "a ream of paper is too much for the names of those institutions." Well, then, I throw you a quire of paper. Fill it all up now. I will wait until you get all the names down. "Oh," you say. "that is too much." Well, then, I will just hand you a sheet of letter payer. Just fill up the four sides while we are talking of this matter with the names of the merciful institutions and the educa tional institutions founded' by infidelity and supported all along by infidelity-, pro nounced against God and the Christian religion, yet in favor of humanity. WHERE ARE YOtoB FRUrTS, ' AGNOSTICS? "Oh," you say, "that is too much room! We don't want a whole sheet of paper to write down the names." ' PerhaDS -I' had L better tear out one leaf from my memoran- aum dook ana as& you nil up both sides of - it with' the names of Buch institu tions. "Oh," you say, "that would be too much room. I wouldn't want so much room ' as that:" '" Well, then sup pose you count them on your ten fin fiers. "Oh," you say, "not quite so much as that." ' Well, then, count them on the fingers of one hand. "Oh," you say, "we don't want quite so much room as that." Suppose, then, you halt and count on one finger the name of any institution founded by infidelity, supported entirely by infidel ity, pronounced against God and the Chris tian religion, yet toiling to make the world better, - Not one! Not one! Is infidelity so poor, so starveling, so mean, so useless? Get out, you miserable pauper of the universe! Crawl into some rathole of everlasting nothingness. In fidelity standing today amid the Buffering, groaning, dying nations, and yet doing ab solutely nothing save trying to impede those who are toiling until they fall ex hausted into their graves in trying to make the world better.' Gather np all the work, all the' merciful work, that infidelity has ever done, add it all together, and there is not so much nobility in it as in the small est bead of that sister of charity who last night went up the dark alley of -tbe town, put a jar of jelly for an invalid appetite on a broken stand, and then knelt ou the bare floor-praying the mercy of Christ upon the dying soul. Infidelity scrapes no lint for the wound ed, bakes uo bread for the hungry, shake! up no pillow for the sick, rouses . no com fort for the bereft, gilds no grave for the dead. While Christ, our Christ, our wounded Christ, our risen Christ, the Christ of this old fashioned Bible blessed be his glorious -name forever! our Christ stands this hour pointing to the hospital, or to the asylum, saying: "I was sick and ye gave me a couch, I was lame and ye gave me a crutch, I was blind and ye phy sicianed my eyesight, I was orphaned and ye mothered my, soul, I was lest on tbe mountains and ye brought me home; inas asmuch as ye did it to one of the least of these, ye did -it to me."!. ' r; -: -. r.."J But I thank God that this plague of in fidelity will be stayed. . Many of those who hear me now by tbe Holy Ghost' upon their hearts will cease to be scoffers and will be-' come disciples;" ami the day will ' arrive when all nations will accept the Scriptures. The book ia going ' to keep right "on : until the fires of the last day are kindled. Some of them' will begin on one side and some on the GiAerside of-toe old book. They will not find a bundle of loose manuscripts eas ily consumed like tinder thrown into the fire. When the fires of the last day . are kindled, some will- burn' bn this side,' from Genesis toward Revelation, and others will bum on this aide, from Revelation toward'' Genesis, and in all tbeir way they will not find a single, chapter1 or a single' verse out of place. That will be the first time we can afford to do without the Bible. . Whit will be the use of the book of Gen sis; descriptive of how ths world1 was will be the use of the prophecies when thev are all fulfilled? What; will be tbe use of the evangelistic or Pauline description of Jesus Christ when we see him face to face? What'wilt-"be the-use of his photograph when we have met him 'in ' glory? 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