; " r-o-n " i : ; ! ' L - ' J The Dalles Daily Chronicle. THE DALLES OREGON. Entered at the Postoffice at The Dalles, Oregon, . hb mxxjiiu-viiuus niaiier. STATE OFFICIALS. Ctovernor. '. Secretary ol Btate Treasurer fhillli eupc 01 ruDiic instruction .E S. Pennover G. W. MeBride Metxchan . McElrov ij. iv uoipn jj. H. Mitchell R. Hermunu Frank Baker COUNTY OFFICIALS County Judge C. N. Thornbury Sheriff d. L. Cates S-'erk j. B. Crossen .treasurer Geo. Ruch Commissioners. J g! A-. 1aven?J 1 Frank rt Assessor John E. Barnett Surveyor E. F. Sharp du)jcuiim:iiuciii vi ruuuu otruuuis. . . iToy oneiiey Coroner WllUam Mlchell enators Congressman SUte Printer. The Chronicle is the Only Paper in The Dalles that Receives the Associated Press Dispatches. THE STATISTICIAN'S REPORT. The April report of statistician J. R. Dodge is at hand and contains much valuable and interesting information. t. . It is the result of the April investiga tions relative to the condition of winter wheat and rye and the comparative healthfulnessof farm animals. Referring to the present condition of wheat, the eeason at seeding, winter, growth- and protection and damage from freezing and thawing the report says: "The un iformly favorable replies to all queries in ark a present condition much higher than usual at the date of this report. While the present bright prospect does not insure a large yield it indicates a development of the plant which will go far toward securing it. The position of . wheat growers is further strengthened ( by the' threatened deficiency in the com X ing crop in competing countries which is indicated in commercial reports." The general average condition of winter wheat over -the United States at this -time is 96.9, "an April figure which has been exceeded but once in ten years and but three times in the history of crop reporting by this department." This high condition indicates a stand, strength nd vitality which will enable the plant to endure more than ordinary viscissi tudes of the season. The state, averages of last year, for . Oregon and California areas follows: Oregon 92, California 71. xne returns for the present month for these two states are Oregon 97, Cal lforhia 99. The state of Washington is not included in the report. The most striking fact in connection with the live stock returns in the exemption of sheep from loss during the year. Taking the states of Oregon, and Washington as those in which our readers are most in terested the number and losses in horses cattle, sheep and hogs are as follows . Oregon norses 181,236 head; losses 1.8 per cent or 3,262 head. Washington xb,zvl bead; losses 1.7 per cent or 2, 521 head. Oregon cattle 826,632 head losses 2.4 per cent or 19,839 head. Wash ington 635,262 losses 2.3 per cent or 12. 311 head. Oregon sheen 2.431.759 losses from all causes 4 per cent or 97.270 bead. The losses from winter exposure is placed at 2.3 per cent. Washington eneep number 673.060 head. The losses from all causes are 3 per cent, from winter exposure 1.2 percent. Oreiron . swine number 229,639 ; the losses are 2.3 per cent or 5.282 head. Washington numbers 147.713 head ; the losses are 2.5 per cent or 3,693 head. These are re markably small losses; and taken in con- YlOSitstn mill. I ! . . ""u nniiig prices and tne pros pects of a more extended market thev indicate prosperous time for the stock farmer. anticipated the slowness of the general land office and made a ruling that ought to, and we believe will be sustained. ARIDITY AND POPULATION. One of the many significant facts to be derived from the bureau of vital statis tics is that the increase of population relatively is twice as great in arid re gions as in those which are more humid Commenting on this fact the North American says : "This must not be tak en to mean tnat the birth rate and the average term of life are twice as great in the dry as they are in the moist climate. The birth rate must naturally be higher in the latter, but the average term, must probably be longer in the former. No Blight portion of the increase of popula tion in the arid regions if due to the modern tendency to move back from the seaboard. The interior of the conti nent has been converted into a great sanitarium of late years and the tend ency of emigration from the seaboard is to the central plateau. But the im migration is not so largely of families as it is of individuals and hence the in crease of population is due more to emigrations than to births." THE . HEART FAILURE FAD. It Has Developed Out of the Indolence of Doctors. For nearly a year now certain Boston physicians. have been assigning "heart as the cause of death in the Chinese Idea About God. A yonng lady who teaches Sunday school lessons to two Chinese boys in an Episcopal church on Fifth avetfue.' speak ing of her work, said: "My twflf sonsof me r lowery jungdom can sbeak but lit tle English, but I really think they have o guuu iuea oi ijnnst and his mission on earth. They seen! very apt at leathing. iiu a-utwi ana stand up at the proper time during church services. Both of them wear queues, though," and would not part from them for any considera tion. It took me a long time' to make' tnem understand that Christ was divine, lney imagined I had reference merely to his goodness. At first thev imairinei he was an idol that had been found over eighteen hundred years ago at Bethle hem, in Jadea,' and had been buried, after being exposed on the' cross, and tnen stolen and hidden by those who worshipped the idol. It was hard to get them away from the Joss idea. "They speak English so imperfectly 1 think that is a drawback to their rapid advancement. One of them asked me if uod was buried in Jadea, as well as his son. When I explained that they lived above the clouds an incredulous look came upon the boys faces, and one said, 'MeHcan man hab tings wav ud. I 1.1 J, A 1 . - " ueuy inai we worshipped a being far above us. but all around us. How long did it take me to make them understand the divinity of Christ? Well, nearly lour years. Thev are brisrht boys." New York Herald. A SENSIBLE RULING. Many of the settlers on the forfeited railroad lands who are entitled to pur cnase dJU acres are at a loss to know what to do when their lands are not all in one body, as for example, when a portion of the lands may corner with nuoiner portion or where they may be -wholly separated, say in two or three diflerent sections or townships, and still do not exceed in the aggregate 320 acres. It may be interesting for such persons to know that the register .of The Dalles land office, believing that he is acting according to the spirit of, the forfeiture sw!t has decided to receive applications for the purchase or location of lands so situated only requiring that each tract shall be filed upon separately. That is, if there are two tracts there must be two filings, and both . can be done at the same time. The office here has, no in structions from Washington to. 'this effect and there is a bare possibility that its ruling in this matter may not be sustained, but judging from the ap parent desire of the department to treat the settlers generously f such a result is far from probable. The evident inten tion of the law is to give the right to purchase, to the person qualified, of the full amount of 320 acres and the bill says nothing about requiring the whole to be in one, body. Our readers may re member that, Mr. Hermann called the attention of the commissioner of the general land office to this matter several weeks ago and urged that the local land omces be instructed to receive filings in harmony with the evident intent of the law but with the slowness that charact erises every movement of a Washington official nothing has as yet been done. Meanwhile we are pleased to learn that the good sense of the register here ibas failure certificates which the- law obliges them to make out and return to the board of health. Beginning with this week the board will refuse to accept this entry and demand the name of the disease before it will issue a burial permit. . Why, the thing has been rankly abused. Either be cause they didn't know, or because they weren't sure regarding the nature of the disease, doctors fell in the way of assign ing "heart failure" as the cause of death. Heart failure ! Might just as well say "breath failure." Of course the stopping of the beating of the heart is the ultimate cause or every death, but it mnnnt properly be assigned as a disease except Onmr. fnww. ......... O 1 I . wmc wb vwnj. oome sioveniy pny sicians started the "heart failure'' a few months ago, and others, seeing it given in the weekly reports which the local papers print, took it up, until now it has uecome me rival ot consumption Ivew England disease., A few years ago uuvluis ui mm kjiiu gave, marasmus, which, in a general way, means debility or a gradual wasting away, was bad enougn; but this "heart failure" simply ridiculous. As I told .you neaun ooard is now putting a stop to it ana wnat disease careless and half-edu catea pnysicians will take up next can't guess. is the FENCINfl GOVERNMENT LAND. it is a Criminal Offense Which will Be Prosecuted by Federal Attorneys. Oregouian. -' Mr. Charles E.. Lock wood, assistant unuoa states district attorney here. cans attention to an erroneous impres "on. J. be. statement has been made map mere is no adequate remedy at law against the practice of fencing in public lands. Mr. Lockwood says the statutes are plain and explicit on this point jyiany applications . have been received at this office from different points wruuguuui me state, asxing to know what can be done in the cases of stock owners who fence in government land without anv title or claim fcn. it Thooo people have no right to do this, and the punishment is provided by an act of congress passed February 25, 1885. Violation of this statute is made a crim inal ouense ana tne prescribed punish ment is a tine of not to exceed $1000, .or imprisonment not to exceed one year. The punishment applies to. all connect- ou wna me worn oi doing the fencing. i ne act makes it the duty of the dis trict attorney to ni-omcnta t.h nffvn?a.a J.nis Mr. Lockwood will, be. glad to do upon receipt of the required affidavit of any citizen, setting forth t.h nnmoa f me onenaers and the description of the janas rencea in. Is Disease a Punishment? The followincr ad vArriniTrt nnWiokj by a prominent western nnfont ,,, uuiuw wouia indicate that they regard disease as a punishment for sin : "Do you .wish, to know the auickfist. way to cure a sever cold? We will tell you. 10 cure a cold aicklv. it. must K treaiea oeiore me cold has hemmo tied in the system. . Thin ran alwooa u done if you choose to, -as nature in her Kinaness to man gives timely warning ouu jiuuuij ku you in nature's way, that as a punishment for some indiscre tion, you are to be afflicted with a cold unless you . choose to ward it off by prompt action. The first avm-ntnma o ,l,l I i J V - w"! '" !, is a ary, loud cough and sneezing. The cough is soon followed by a profuse watery, expectoration and tne sneezing bv a Promina wntom uimmiiuui uib Dore, i in severe cases mere is a thin white coating on the tongue, wnat to doY It is only necessary to take Chamberlain's Ornish double doses every hour. That will greatly lessen the severity of, the cold and in most cases will effectually counteract it, and cure what would have haan a QAHDn cold within one or two days time. Try it and be convinced." Fifty cent bottles for oaie.py snipes S Jijnersley druggists. The Ladies' Tailor School of Dress Cutting AT . Mrs. Brown's DressinaUnfi; Parlors," Cor. Pouith and Union Sts., The Dalles, Or. - Eacb scholar can bring in her own dress and is taught to cut, baste and fin ish complete. ; . : They are also taught to cut the seam Jess waist, dartless basque, French bias darts and most every form of sleeve. MJfr In the dressmaking department I keep only competent help. Dress Cutting a Specialty. The Average Blan. One of the most galling tyrannies of modern life is that of the "average man." Who ever saw the average man? is any one acquainted with any one who ever mat lias any one anv reason tn h- lieve that the average man ever existed? The fact of the matter is that the aver age man is a myth. He never did and never will exist. He is a philosophical abstraction, a stage property of the meta physician, a straw man set up to be wor- snipea or reviled, as the case may be. Yet people always bow down to him and talk in whispers about his thoughts, his moods, his. needs and desires. . They are rejtncu wnen ne is supposed to smile, and are cast down when he frowns Statisticians burn the midnight oil in order to "do sums" about him. States men give up their lives to his service. Political economists look solemn as they take his measure. ' Physicians explain how he may keep well, and preachers ad just the message of the gospel to his com prehension. ..Yet, of all the myriads of meh who have ever lived each one differs more or less from the supposed a'verage man. Who will deliver the world from the tyrannical role of the average man? Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. A Iootnd Duet. -: Singers who 'murder" music are usu ally considered more guilty than the music is. " The provoked Cincinnati judge was not blaming the music; how ever; when he turned the metaphor the other way., . . , . . His daughter and a young gentleman caller frequently indulge in tuneful vocal practice over the piano, and when they get together in the parlor the judge gets in as remote a part of the house as pos sible in order to avoid what he terms the uproar. : One evening they had been even -more devoted than usual . to their music, and on the following morninir the juage inquired or his daughter: : " What on earth was all that racket you and your caller were making in the parior last evening?" "Why, papa, Sam and I were trvine a new anes. ,: t rrying a new duet, were von? . Well. from what I heard I should judge that you found it guilty and inflicted the heaviest penalty on it." New York limes. - S. L. YOUNG, (Successor to E. BECK. I 1 ,XvSLirfuM-I -DEALER'IN- WATCHES, CLOCKS, Jewelry, Diamonds, SILVERWARE,:-: ETC. Watches, Clocks and Jewelrv 'Repaired and Warranted. 165 Second St.. The Dalles, Or. W. E. GARRETSON, , Jeweler. LeaaiDD-f SOLK AGENT FOR THE rfj?i ,7 We are NOW OPENING a full line of Kack ani Colored Henrietta CMs, Sateens, Gimlams and Calico,: and a large stock of Plain, Embroidered and Plaided Swiss and Nansooks: in Black and White, for Ladies' and Misses' Also a full uke or- - Wen's and Boy's Spring and Sammer Clothing, fleekoiea and Ovor SHr-, Underwear, Etc. A Splendid Line of Felt and Straw Hats. T U 0 Hosiery. the bTgennToTMeT8n"eBoy's fetTand Shoetan' S?-d Child' oes and U Goodsgto be sold at prices to Lite tfmes 068 &hppe"' and Plenty of oth H. S "cxi. uoor xo ine uaiies National Bank. LOMON, NEW FIRM! NEW STORE ' foscoe 8t Gibons, -DEALERS IN- V STAPLE 7 AND ".'FANCY 7 Canned Goods, Preserves, Pickles, Etc. Country Produce Bought and Sold. Goods delivered Free to any part of the City. Masonic BlocK, Corner Third and Court Streets, The Dalles, Oregon. All Watch Work: Warranted. Jewelry Made to Order, 138 Second St., The Dalles, Or. -FOR- Carpets anfl Furniture, CO xo An Old New Orleans Custom. If yon haye plenty time to loaf and ob serve everything that passes before your gaze you will notice on nearly every post m me rrencn quarters were are little nana bills, tacked bfc and bearimr the neatUng-"JOeoede." Beneath this there is additional printing, all. however, in rrencn. X nase are death notices, which seemed torbe used instead of the newspa pers to announce tne invincible hand. They state the hour of the funeral: etc. ana toe name ot the deceased. " r - As a general thing these notices are tac&ea np all over the French section in an hour after the person has died. . no ticed, several upon which the printers' ins: naa scarcely dried, and which an nounced the demise of some unfortunate Which had taken place only a few y tites before.-i-New Orleans Cor. ; Rich mond Dispatch. ' . . Nstl7 Csscht. The following is told of a iudere before wnom a man was being tried for steal ing a gold watch from a woman as she was entering a "bus; The man declared the watch was his, and the 'woman was mistaken in identifying it as hers. ' Sud denly the judge Asked: (. ' "Where's the key?"-. The prisoner fumbled in his nocketa. and said he must have left it at home. The judge asked him if he wound the watch frequently with the kev. and he said "Yea."- - " - . . - Then a key was procured, watch and key were, handed to the prisoner, and he ww told to wind the watch. He Onened the case but could not find any place to IV. " T 1 . ... mo ws Key, oecanse tne watch was a keyless one.- The ' sentence' was five years. London Tit-Bits;-' 1 ' : " V The Thoot;ItfaI Manaer. Mrs. De Style (in theatre boxV What was this placard, T$6 Loud Talking," put in our box for? J ' Mrs. Fprnndred (after reflection) I presume the manager left it here so we could show it to the people on the stage heh their chatter interrupts' our con versation. New York Weekly. " The Red Man's Disappointment. "Ughr, said the Indian; in disgust "What's "the matter. Swallowtail?" asked the agent "l- ' i "Big- Iniun "chase white man fonr toile. Want scalp.: Catch white man gh! white man bald." Harper's Bazar. PRINZ & NITSGHKE, And be Satisfied as to QUALITY AND PRICES. John pashek, Tailor, piercliaiit Third Street, Opera Block. Madison's Latest System, u sea in cutting garments, and a fit guaranieea eacn time. Repairing and Cleaning Keatly and Quickly Done. R. B. Hoob, Livery, Feed and Sale Horses Bought and Sold on -o7nmission ana Money Advanced on Horses left For Sale: JFFICE OF- The Dalles and Goldendaje Stage. Line.' j i ne uaiies every morning . at 7:30 and Goldendale at 7:30. All Xrelght must be left at R. B Hood's office the evening before.. -. . , R. B. HOOD, Proprietor. COLUMBIA apdy Fa2tory, n.i. uHAM,rroprietor. (Successor to Cram & Corson.) Manufacturer of the finest French and flume jjaaae .. " East of Portland. ' s -DEALER IN- Tropical Fruits, Nuts, Cigars and Tobacco. -Call fUrilish anr rf thaoA trrAm mt WhAlasoU or Retail - : '"" In Erery Style, t .,. ..' 104 Second Street, The Dalles, Or. The Dalles MetiGanirMc ' "" w w Sucaessors to BROOX8 & BEERS, Dealers lu Gents' rurnisjh.ing Goods, Boots and Shoes, . Hats and Caps, Etc. H ARDWARE Groceries, Provisions, Hay, Grain and Feed. 390 and 394 Second Street Remember we deliver all purchases without charge. I . C . 1N I4C K E L S EN, School Books, Stationery, -DEALER IN- WEBSTER'S i INTERNATIONAL j DICTI01ARY j Organs Pianos, Watches, Jemelry. Cor. of TMrt and fashiniton Sts, The Dalles, Oregon; JAMES WHITE, Has Opened a Zjiinoli Oounter. In Connection With his Fruit Stand and Will Serve Hot Coffee, Ham Sandwich, Pigs' Feet, and Fresh Oysters. Convenient to the Passerierer 1 ; - cj Depot. On Second St., near corner of Madison. Also a Branch Bakery. California Orange Cider, and the Best Apple Cider. If you want a good lunch, give me a call, Open all Night C. N. THORNBURY, utH- nc. u.b. Lano Uffice. T. A. HUDSON, Notary Public. THORIIBUEY & HUDSON, ROOMS 8 and 9 LAND OFFICE BUILDING, ronomu jsoz so, . THE DALLES, OR. Filings, Contests, And all other Business in the C. S. Land Office Promptly Attended to. : " : We have ordered Blanks for Filinon. Entries and the purchase of Xta.Wrr.aA Lands under the recent Forfeiture Act, which we will have, and advise the pub lic at the earliest date when such can be made. Look for advertisement in this paper. -, . -,-s.... Thornbury & Hudson. REMOVAL. H. Glenn lias removed his office and the office of the Electric Light Co. to 72 WasMngton St. J. M. HUNTINGTON & CO. Insurance Agents. Ileal Estate and flbstraeteps, Abstracts of. and Information Concern ing Land Titles on Short Notice. Land for Sale and Houses to Rent Parties Looking for Homes in COUNTRY OR CITY, OK IN SEARCH OF e&5 Should Call on or Write to us. Agents for a Full Line of LeaiiEjr Fire Insurance Companies, And Will Write Insurance for -A-UrST AMOTJ1TT, - ' on all DESIBABIB KISKS. CorresrjondncA Rnllnitjwl-- All T Promptly Answered. Call on or Address, V T HIT TTTT-VrfTlkTfl-T Opera House Block, , The Dalles, Or. J $500 Reward I We will pay the above reward for any case t Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick Headanhe. in. , Constipation or Costtvenexa w nnnnt directions are strictly complied with. digestion, tjpnsapation or costiveiiess we cannot cure with West's Vegetable Liver Pill.. h. ;,. tlv comnliml with Thr . purely vegetable, and never faU to give satisfac Hoii. Sugar coated. Large boxes containing f ""p oi counterfeits and imi tations. The genuine manufactured oalr bv THE JOHN C. WFST COMPANY CHWAGO ILLINOIS. i.ni7Auu,. HLAUkKLKY & HOUGHTON, 175 Second St. fresorlptlon Dmrcrists. me vanes, ur. DISSOLUTION NOTICE. THE PARTNERSHIP OF BILLS WHYE 'is this day dissolved by mutual consent. The business will in the future be conducted by N. B. w hyers who will pay and collect all part nership debts. - ' a. c.BiuuL , vuiea April in, 1S91. B. whyibh. A