The Dalles Daily Chronicle. THE DALLES - - - - - OREGON. Entered at the Postoffiee at The Dalles, Oregon, as second-class matter. . STATE OFFICIALS. Governor., S. Pennoyer Secretary of State G: W. McBride Treasurer Phillip Metschan Bupt. 01 rublic instruction E. H. Mcfciroy . (J. N. Dolih ' J. H. Mitchell jonsressman B. Hermann State Printer Frank Baker COUNTY OFFICIALS. County Judge. C. N. Thornbury 8heritf D. L, Cates Clerk ....J. B. Crow sen Treasurer Oeo. Ruch (H A. Leavens v.u.u..u..,, Frank Kincaid Assessor John E. Barnett Surveyor K. K. Sharp Bupennieuaeni 01 laiDuc scnoois . . . -lToy feneiiey Coroner , ....William Michel! The Chronicle is the Only Paper in The Dalles that Receives the Associated Press Dispatches. EASTERN OREGON WOOL PRO- f. DVCT. B. S. Pague has just furnished the Oregonian with- some valuable statistics of the wool products of the counties bordering on the Columbia east of the Cascade mountains. He repeats the well known fact that "The Dalles is the largest wool growing delivery point in America." In the year 1888 the Moody warehouse handled 3,000,000 pounds of 5,000,000 pounds shipped from this point. Last year, notwithstanding the heavy mortality among sheep during the winter of 1889-90, the shipments from The Dalles, Arlington and Heppner are placed at a total of 6,316,720 pounds while the winter loss of sheep is esti mated at 220,000 head representing a loss in wool of possibly . 1,540,000 pounds more. Mr. Pague, supposes that these estimates represent, in a fair degree, the wool clip of Wasco, Sherman, Gilliam, Morrow, Grant and Crook counties. These estimates are certainly under rather than over the true facts. Mr. Pague's investigations have confirmed all previous reports to the effect that the coming wool clip will probably be the largest that Eastern Oregon has ever een, while the quality of the wool promises to be the very best. It would seem that the wool industry was never in a more promising condition than it is at present. "Better prices for wool are expected this year for several reasons the new tariff", cleaner wool and better quality." Mutton sheep are higher than we have ever known theiu to be in a residence of seventeen years on this coast. Mr. Pague reports the sale of a band of 4o00 (70 per cent, wethers and 30, per cent. Jewes) in Gilliam county for $2.85 a head to be delivered at the corral, after shearing, about May 1st. Mr. Pague winds up lus article with the following: "A good range, healthy bands, excellent lambing season, good quality of wool and plenty of it, all tend to make the wool clip of 1801, now pro greasing, one of the most successful for many years." DO NOT ATTEMPT TOO MUCH. Two million dollars is a whole lot of money and we greatly fear that the at tempt to raise so large an amount for improving the Columbia niay in the end result in nothing at all being done. It would be far better not to attempt so much at the first especially when a. very effectual manner of relief can be afforded by a comparatively small snm. The most important obstruction in the whole river that requires to be overcome is be tween this city and Celilo. A road built from The Dalles to Grants on the Oregon side would connect the upper and middle river and afford immediate and valuable relief. The products of Sherman county could be shipped on the cars at Grants or Biggs and be carried to Portland or Astoria by the boat service on the mid dle and lower river. The long dry per iod in the fall is peculiarly favorable for carrying wheat and other products on a cheap system of flat-boats if the steamer was found inadequate to handle all the freight offered as it certainly would be. Add to this a boat or two additional on the upper river and we have a system that would give immense relief and the whole need not cost probably over 500, 000. If Portland wants an open river she could soon raise this amount, whereas if two millions are attempted to be, raised before anything is done the chan ces are people will get discouraged at the magnitude of the -sum and do noth ing at all. The ram of $500,000 judic iously expended as above outlined would do more for Portland and Eastern Ore gon than Hunt's two million subsidy for a road on the Washington side. 'Fiction la Often Stranger Than Truth." From the Atlanta Oohstltutioti? The biggest story of ithe season comes from Lincolntown. W. T. Murray, who is a merchant of that place, says that while he was a soldier in Virginia he came across . a .farmer who had just housed a crib of popcorn, and pretty soon after the hands had left the crib it caught fire and every grain of the corn popped, and very soon the whole plantation was covered with the white corn. A mule about twenty-eight years old, which was in a-barn near by, saw the ground covered with the white corn, and though the thermometer registered 90 degrees in the shade, the mule froze to death, think ing that it was a terrible heavy snow. "I have tried many ways of getting ahead,'' writes a subscriber. "Can you give me some advice?" Why don't you try mixing your drinks? Nothing of note has been done vet to' ward raising the money to construct a portage railroad between The Dalles and Celilo, and to put a line of steamers on the upper and middle Columbia, ' for which purpose the Oregon, Washington & Idaho- Railroad and Transportation Company was organized at a recent meeting of delegates from all parts of the Northwest. The articles of incor- E oration will be filed, aa soon as signed y the incorporators, of whom there are thirty-one, and as they live in three states it will be sometime before all sign. Oregonian. We very seriously doubt, and it Is with much regret that we say it, that anything will soon be done in this mat? ter. It does not agur well for the scheme that the leading paper of the state and of the city that would be benefited most by an open river has treated this new transportation company, ever since its i nception , with remarkable coldness. It was noticed as an ominous sign that at the meeting held lately in Portland there was a notable abeence of the leading capitalists of the city. There is a marked contrast in the present indifference of the Oregonian compared with its in tensity when the Hunt two million sub scription was being raised. Then arti cle after article appeared, urging the people to subscribe. Now the paper contents itself with little more than a mere record of what has happened. When the capitalists of Portland want an open river real bad the Oregonian will get" up and shake itself, and not till then." Indecent Literature. Since Samuels, its founder, left the West Shore it seems to have been rapidly on the down grade, judging by some of its productions. A certain Ella Hieeen- son, conducts a department in that sheet, and is growing to be a disciple of the erotic very fast. The following ex tract would be amusing were it not so silly : "A man cannot. rl a fact Ufa or,; w. - 1 . VUJVJ all Sorts of nleanurH nnri than mor.ir I some bright young girl, expecting to be Ltiuj lurcvcr uiLtsr. ne girl has been rained for her, marriagewith a successful man uitHtiiB ireeuom, me, enjoyments, amuse ments. Can one blame her that she will not Hticlr ul tho nnuf llns vu vj ."i. w uioiuc aim the worn-out, jaded, base husband, who is urea or. n an ana give up the gay world which beckons her out. The happiest married courses are t.hosp whn on nnt great deal, either together or separately, and meet to nestle in each other's arms 10 ten over the incidents of the dav." An Explanation Wanted. Independence West Side. Is not something nut. nf the farmer rpIIh his wheat tn the. .laoi , UVHU ww ui va.a.11 and considers that he is being favored in so selling it? The merchant sells his guuua to me consumer in town, and is glad to sell to a good customer ; the raif road company hauls your freight and considers it is being favored in doing so ; but when the banker loans you money he favors you, instead of you favoring him. Why is this? Triplets In Spokane. Spokane Chronicle. Mrs. Robert Garrett, of 307 East Riverside, became the mother of triplets Friday. Two of the babies are girls. The total weight of the infant triumvi- ratf la t vx-i.ri ti- til-., n . . 1 n 1. I r . i divided as follows : First girl, 6 ; second girl, 7 k, ; boy, 9. The trio appear to be robust little people and seem to be satis fied with Spokane climate. The first annual stallion show lately held vt Fossil was, as we learn from the Fossil Journal, a complete success. Not less than $20,000 worth of fine horses were exhibited. Prizes were offered ' in eight classes. A large number of per sons were present and the day passed like a Fourth of July. Claus SnreckleH is aniH tn li ed $2,500,000 within six weeks by his ucjii wiiii uie sugar irusi. yuite a tidy sugar plum. When the plumber sends in his bill the dancing and paying the piper is done by the same person. The todies' Tailor School of Dress Cutting Mrs. Brown's Dressmaiini Parlors, Oor.'Pourth and Union Sts., The Dalles, Or. Each scholar can brine in her own dress and is taught to cut, baste and fin ish complete. They are also taught to cut the seam less waist, dartless basque, French bias darts and most every form of sleeve'.' JpVIn the dressmaking, department I keep only competent help. Dress Cutting a Specialty. County Treasurer's Notice. All county warrants registered prior to January 14, 1888, will be paid if pre sented at my office: Interest ceases from and after this date. .. . Geo Ruch, Treas. Wasco Co Or. The Dalles, Or., April 3, 1891. a3i F. TAYLOR, . PROPRIETOR OF THE City Market. MOMS MILL TO LEASE. mWIT TiT.rk HA IT ccs vrrrr ... . . . - ,p ""P' Mill will be. leased to r 1 ... ' L ""wiimuoii -apply to tne WATER COMMISSIONERS, The Dalles, Oregon. Betta' Cyclone Anninilstor. Mr. Edward Daniel Betts is an artist and a man with a sharp eyth Ha read the other day about some hunter on the plains who was pursued by a relentless cycione. in sneer desperation the hunter turned and fired his trusty, riflei. at. the rapidly approaching funnel shaped cloudT Instantly the wind began; to lose-its nerve, and in less- than, a- minute, the landscape was as beautiful as ' a day in June. . -. Mr. Betts shut himself up and wrestled with the secrets of nature. At last he struck pay gravel, and his patent is ap plied for: . "It is a large rubber ball filled with gun cotton or dynamite" he explained. "which will be hurled with terrific force at tha advancing cyclone. The expen sive will have a fuse to it which will be ignited automatically." He further explained that the propell ing instrument was so arranged that it always pointed at the cyclone. The ball was thrown after the wind had attained a certain velocity. Mr. Betts. has had a great deal of trouDle m arranging this last detail. For he found that if he set it at too low a notch the machine wonld go off in a stiff breeze and throw the rubber ball of dynamite over into a neighboring past ure or down into a cow lot, doing great and immediate damage to the cows with out any material advantage. Then, again, if the machine were set too high, it would not get into active operation until after the entire family had crossed the Dark River and the cyclone was in the next county. . Mr. Betts says there is no question but that a dose of dynamite will knock any cyclone cold. The machines can be put on a high pole out of the reach of goats and children. Chicago Inter-Ocean. " Terms That Really Mean the Same. The English language must appear fearfully and wonderfully made to a for eigner. One of them, looking at a num ber of vessels, said, "See what a flock of ships." He was told that was a fleet, and that a fleet of sheep was a flock, and, it was added, for his guidance in mastering the intricacies of our lan guage, that a flock of girls is called a bevy, and a bevy of wolves is called a drove, and a drove of thieves is called a gang, and a gang of warriors is called a host, and a host of porpoises is called a snoal, ana a shoal of buffaloes is called a herd, and a herd of children, is called a Mwp, ami a troop or partridges is called a pack, and a pack of swans is called a whiteness, and a whiteness of geese is called a gaggle, and a gaggle of brant is called a gang, and a gang of uucks is called a team. A team of widgeon is called a com pany (or trip), and a company of teal is called a flock, and a flock of snipe is called a whisp, and a whisp of bitterns and herons is called a sedge, and a sedee of plovers is called a flock, and a flock of larks is called an exaltation, and an ex altation of beauties is called a galaxy, and a galaxy of ruffians is called a horde, and a horde of rubbish is called a heap. and a heap of oxen is called a drove, and a drove of blackguards is called a mob. and a" mob of whales is called a school. and a school of worshipers is called a congregation, and a congregation of sol diers is called a corps, and a' corps of sailors is called a crew, and a crew of robbers is called a band, and a band of bees is called a swarm, and. a swarm of people is called a crowd. Ashton (Eng.) tfceporter. She Was Heroic In Her Way. A somewhat amusing incident oc curred at an English provincial theater during a performance of "Called Back." Early in the evening an old lady took up her seat in the balcony and concen trated her attention on the play. When Antony received his coup de grace at the hands of Macari the lady became very excited and fainted. She was taken down to the vestibule, and on re covery it was -suggested she should leave the theater. This, however, she de clined to do, being anxious . to . witness, as she put it, "the beautiful play.". She accordingly returned to her seat, apparently well. The vision scene in Act I next proved too much for her, and again she fainted. Once more restora tives were applied, and she declared her intention of staying to the end. Nothing occurred in Act H to arouse her sympa thies, but the Siberian scene in Act HI, in which Dr. Ceneri shuffles off the mor tal coil, again upset her neves, and once more she fainted. By this time the man agement had had enough of the thing, fcnd the old lady was sent away in a cab to her residence, not far off. Jester. , Shaving la DmufeiMi, We have often heard that shaving the face with a razor was a bad thing; that it injured the nerves and caused weak eyes; that it removed the natural cover ing from the throat and neck, and that altogether it was thoroughly, physiologi cal. A writer in The Medical.. Classics has been looking into this matter a little more closely. By the aid of - a micro scope applied to a closely shaven, face he discovered that, the skin resembles . a piece of raw beef. The razor removes not only the hair, but also a portion 'of the cuticle. "The blood vessels thus ex posed are not visible to the naked eye, but under the microscope each- little quivering mouthTholds a 'drop, of blood. The nerve hps are, also .uncovered and the pores are left unprotected, making the Skia tender and. unhealthy, and the person is liable to have colds, hoarseness and sore throat. Olulaf tn Paris.'- - Ladies of the world in Paris have in troduced a new fad,: and. this is to go and ,dine .with their husbands.:, and brothers at the Cercle de 1 &ue Royale. These dinners take, place, in .private salons attached to the club, and are the most select -and "choice little feasts im aginable, the cooking being : of 'the very, best The .Marquis. daiMornay gave one of these dinners to several of his friends. The table was decked under a canopy of tea roses,' and 1 the cloth was concealed by a field of Russian violets, which filled the room, -with their intoxicating per fame. San Francisco Argonant. S. L. YOUNG, (Succeaaor to K. BECK.i -DEALER IN- WATCHES, CLOCKS, Jewelry, Diamonds, SILVER WflE, :-: ETC Watches, Clocks and Jewelry Repaired and Warranted. 165 Second St.. The Dalles, Or. W. E. GARRETSON, Leading-?-Jeweler. SOLE AGENT FOR THE -All Watch Work, Warranted. Jewelry Made to Order. 138 Second St., The Dalles, Or. -FOR- Carpels and Furniture, CO TO PRINZ & NITSCHKE, And be Satisfied as to QUALITY. AND PRICES. John Pashek, piercnam Tailor. Third Street, Opera Block. Madison's Latest System, Used in cutting garments, and a fit guaranteed each time. Repairing and Cleaning Neatly and Quickly Done. R. B. Hood, Livery, Feed and Sale Horses Bought and Sold on Commission and Money Advanced, on Horses left For Sale. . . -OFFICE OF- The Dalles and Goldendale Stage .line. oiwe uxvn lire uaues-every morning at 7:i and Goldeudale t f:90. All freight mufit.be left at R. B. Hood's office the evening before. R- ;Bi. HOOD, Proprietor. COLUMBIA Cai?dy c. paetory, ' (StccBsortoCramfcCorsou . - Manufacturer of the finest French and ' Home Made O .A. ZfcT X? X tEl S , East of Portland. -DEALER IN- - Can furnish any of these goods at Wholesala or Retail v " In Krery- Style. , 104 Second Street,' -the. Dalles, Or, We are NOW OPENING a full line of Blaci anft Colored Henrietta: Clotlis, Sateens, Giniliains ani Calicy and a large stock of Plain, Swiss and in. Black and White; for -ALSO A JHen's and Boy's Spring and Summer Clothing,1 fleekmea and Hosiery Over SUUtsj, Underwear, 3Eo. x A Splendid Line of Felt ancf Straw Hats. X t, We also call your attention to our line of Ladies' and Children's hoes and tn. H. SOLOMON, Next Door to The Dalles National Bank. NEW FIRM! NEW STORE' Joseoe & Gibons, DEALERS IN s V STAPLE V AND banned Goods, Preserves, Pickles. Etc. Country Produce Bought and Sold. Masonic Block, Corner Third and The Dalles Mercantile Co., Successors to BROOKS Gents' Furnishing Goods, Boots and Shoes, Hats and Caps, Etc. HARDWARE Groceries, Provisions, 390 and 394 Remember we deliver all purchases I- C. NICKELSEN, -DEALER IN- School Books. oiaiionery, v dictionarW . Watches, Jemelpy.'" Cor. of Third and WasMon Sts, Trie Dalles, Oregon. JAMES WHITE, Has Opened a Lixnoli Counter, In Connection With his Fruit Stand and Will Serve Hot Coffee, Ham Sandwich, Pigs' Feet, and Fresh Oysters. Convenient to the Passenger Depot. ' On Second St., near corner of Madison! Also a Branch Bakery, California Orange Cider, and the Best Apple Cider. If you want a good lunch, give me a call. Open all Night C. N. THORNBURY, T. A. HUDSON, uiie nee. u. a. Lona umce. xsoiary i-uduc. THOHPBBY&PSOil, ROOMS 8 and 9 LAND OFFICE BUILDING-, I'ostofBce Box 826, THE DALLES, OR. Filings, Contests; And all other Business in the U. S. Land Office Promptly Attended to. We have ordered TCI Antra frr miinrM -wmmmm .va i. a.AUgDy Entries and. the purchase of Railroad Lands under the recent. Vnrfoinw. a which we will have, and advise the pub lic at the earliest date when such entries can be made. Look for advertisement in- this paper. Thornbury .& Hudson. REMOVAL. H. Glenn has removed his office .and the office of" the Electric Iaight Co. to 72 Washintptt .St. Embroidered and Plaided Nansooks: Ladies' and Misses' wear. x . FULL LINE OK- V FANCY V GROCERIES Goods delivered Free to any part of the City. " Court Streets, The Dalles, Oregon. &. BEERS, Dealers in - Hay, Grain and Feed. . Second Street. without charge. Organs, Pianos, J. M. HUNTINGTON &CO. Insurance Agents, flbstraeters, Heal Estate and Abstracts of. and Information Concern- ' ingLand Titles on Short Notice. Land for Sale and Houses to Rent"- Parties Looking for Homes in COUNTRY OR CITY, OR IN SEARCH OF Bngiqe Location?, Should Call on or Write to ub. Agents for a Full Line of Leasing Fire tarane'e Companies, And Will Write Insurance for ) on ' tDESip A."RTi"Fi laiSICS- Correspondence Solicited. All Letters Promptly Answered. Call on or Address, - J. M. HUNTINGTON A CO. Opera House Block, The .Dalles, Or, $600 RearA! - ,.We HT111 P?? the above reward for any case of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, In digestion, Constipation or Costiveness we cannot cure with Weat'a ATcgetable Liver Pllla, when the directions are strletly complied with. They are purely vegetable, and never fall to give aatisfae-8?,n- U8ar.ij0!e,-t LrXWboiex)ntIi)in(r 8 Pllla, 25 cento. Beware of counterfeits and lmi- "ii,"i- ..no gHiuiue manufactured onlv br 7rHr?NJr?N C' W'8T .COMPANY, CHIgW BtAKKLKT HOCGHTQK, -rr- 4 DISSOLUTION NOTICE. THE PARTNERSHIP OP BILLS & WHTER iathiaday dissolved by mutual consent The buslnesa will In the future be conducted br N. B. Whyera who will pay and collect all part- -nershlp debts. O. C. BiwI Dated April 14th, 1891. B. Witiu.