The Dalles Daily Chronicle. THE DALLES OREGON. Entered at the Postoffiee at The Dalles, Oregon, as second-class matter. STATIC OFFICIALS. Governor.. S. Pennover Secretary of State t. W. McHride Treasurer Phillip Metwhan Supt. of Public Instruction E. B. McElroy (J. N. Dolph enator" jj. H. Mitchell Congressman B. Hermann SUte Printer Frank Baker COUNTY OFFICIALS. County Judge. ...C. N. Thornbury Sheriff ; D. L. Catea Clerk , ..J,tB. Crossen Treasurer Geo. Kuch Commissioners. !H A. .Leavens Frank Kincaid ohn E. Harnett Surveyor. . . .. E. F. Sharp Superintendent of Public Schools. . .Troy Shelley Coroner.., . ,v..,..r . .., William Michell , The Chronicle is the Only Paper in The Dalles that Receives the Associated Press Dispatches. A WORD OF THE CROAKERS. There is a homely old proverb about distant hills being always green that finds a constant illustration in the large class of social dyspeptics who are constantly bewailing the deadness and lack of en terprise of their own town or neighbor hood. . "There is nothing going on ; the town is dead ; the business is all leaving it ; capitalist won't invest their money ; you can't sell real estate ; nobody wants to buy ; there's no money ; interest is high ; taxes Rre high." Such is the re frain. Now mark every man who talks that way. If he has a dollar- to invest he will invest elsewhere. What he earns he spends yonder. That's his style. Every dollar of surplus earnings is hustled off as quick as he gets it. Even furture earnings are mortgaged, and then the town is cursed because there's no money in it. Capitalists who remain here, invest their money here or .loan it out here. to those who need it, are mossbacks and Silurians. To be sure one hears every day of ' somebody who made a lucky investment in some boom . town,, that yielded a large return, but the -. thousand , who in vest and get no returns are never spoken of.' . Every, thing turns into gold away yonder, everything is going to . the dogs at home. Transport these same hypo- . c,hondriacs to . their ideal ( Utopia and they would say as real estate dealer ,in a boom town on the sound did ' the other , day writing to a friend ; "What can, you say of times in Oregon? Here it, is dull and quiet', money tight, faces long, cred it poor, ' interest high, people leaving town except gamblers." And so it is the world overr Money is nowhere to be found for the picking up. All the fiee-ooinage and sub-treasury : schemes, all the fretting and bewailing, all the fault-finding and deriding on earth will never put a dollar in a man's pocket un less he does something to earn it, and a man's country or -city is no better and no worse than what he as one of the aggregate, tries to make it. FREE MAIL DELIVERY. , The last congress passed a joint resolu tion empowering the postmaster-general to test the practicability of a free system of delivery and collection of mail in towns and villages where there are offices of the third and fourth class and other offices not now embraced in the system of free delivery. The test is to be made on petition of the patrons of the office at the discretion of the postmaster general. Where -application is made un der this resolution the department re quires information on the following points : The number of deliveries and collections and how many hours for each delivery daily, for week day services and the expense of the same. The expense for two deliveries on each week day, and the number of letter boxes necessary. It appears that Mr. Hermann has recommended the establishment of a free delivery, service for Roseburg, and we know of no reason why he might not do the same thing for The Dalles if the 'necessary steps were taken and the people so desire. It would certainly be a great convenience to many and would not necessarily be attended with any very great-expense. - .'-.,. EMPIRICAL ASSESSMENT. Assessor Brannon, of Umatilla county, has made an effort to discover the rate at which the ; several counties of the state are assessed. -He has received returns from 18 counties and - has given the rate at which he intends to assess property' in his own county, which makes lfl. . The result is curious but in no way surprising to any one who has , given any', attention to the subject. .., Rates range all the way from y3 in Multnomah county to 100 per cent, in Grant and Josephine. In one county Columbia, machinery is placed at 50 per cent.,' stock , at 75 per cent., mortgages at. 50 per cent, and money and accounts at 100 per cent.' , The Yamhill as sessor says that his average is near 63 per cent, with money and mortgages at 90 per cent. The Wasco assessor is reported to have said that ."he will, assess at 100 per cent, "if the' people will not oppose it," the verv thins? which the "Deonle" will most , certainly , do. , , Clackamas ' . and Washington rate . property , . of alj. . kinds, it is presumed, at 60 per cent., Lane and -Morrow at 70 per cent, and so on with the rest, in like manner. The statement of Mr. Brannon contains a whole volume of information for the state board of equalization. If this board will regulate these inequalities they will have earned their money as honestly as the railroad commissioners will do if they examine every tie and railroad bridge from the Columbia river to California The indebtedness of Baker City is $100,000 and with a population, accord ing to the late census of 3000 this would give an indebtedness of 33 for every man, woman and child in the lninicipal ity. The floating script of the city is over $30,000 and the debt is increasing at the rate of over f 1,000 a month. But this is not by any means the worst of it. The city needs an extension of the water system,. the building of a new city hall and the construction of a sewerage sys tem, besides money to buy up its ' float ing script, all of which will require "'a large amount of bonds at an early date." We present these facts to the readers of the Chronicle that they may take the comfort of reflecting that so far as taxes are concerned there are worse places in Oregon than The Dalles. . .. THE NEW CHARTER. An Act To Incorporate Dalles City and to Define its Powers. Be it enacted by the Legislative Assembly of the State of Oregon: . ' CHAPTER IV. Or THE ORGANIZATION - AND POWERS OF THE COUNCIL. : . . Sec. 30. The council must provide for the time and place, of its regular meetings, at any of which it may ad journ to the next succeeding regular meeting, or to some specified time prior thereto, and it may be convened at any time by the mayor or five councilmen upon not less than one day's notice to each member of the council'and to the mayor in case the council is convened on call of five councilmen. Sec. 31. At the first regular meeting of the council in each year or as soon thereafter as - practicable,- the. .council shall, choose by ballot one. of its members to preside over thei council and . perform all the duties of i mayor, in the absence or inability of - the mayor , to act.- He shall be designated as the president -of the council and in the absence - of - .the mayor from the .city :-or any council meeting, or if the mayor be -from any cause -unable to . act, or during any va cancy by death, resignation or any other cause. the president of the council shall have and exercise - the powers: and. per form all the duties of the mayor. - At any election for president of the , council five councilmen shall - be' ' necessary , to elect.- i.u j-...nvi' ; Sec. ' 32. -rIn-ease the mayor, -, recorder or any other officer ', of i. the corporation shall fail or- refuse to perform any; duty prescribed by- this act - or , by - the:city council-, or by any ordinance of said oity , then the city .council may by a majority vote of a quorum . present, designate some member of the council to perform such duty in the place and stead of such officer, and the action, or signature: of such person so designated shall be valid for such purpose i and have . the same effect as though performed or appended by the officer whose duty it was to per form or append the same.' : - .: Sec. 33. Five councilmen shall con stitute a quorum to do business, but a less number ma v meet and adjourn from time to time and compel the attendance of absent members. ' , See. 34. The council may adopt rules for the government of its, members . and proceedings. ,r It must keep: a journal of its proceedings, and on the call of any two of its members must cause the ayes and nays to be taken and entered, in its journal, upon any question before it, ex cept that upon a question to adjourn the ayes and nays shall not be taken unless upon call of three members.- Its , delib erations and proceedings must be public. Sec. 35. The council may punish any member for disorderly conduct , at any meeting,, or for refusing or- neglecting to attend any meeting without sufficient cause therefor, by a vote of five council men.,, . . . Sec. 36. , On the first. Monday in July next following any general election there must be a regularmeeting of the council, and such meeting is hereby appointed by this act. , ... ,,.,.,: Sec. 37. Five councilmen is a majority of the council within the meaning of this act and not otherwise, unless expressly as provided. ..The concurrence of a iuajoritv of a quorum is a sufficient majority to-determine any question or matter other than the passage of an or dinance, unless-otherwise provided in this act. The votes of five councilmen shall be necessary to pass an ordinance, Sec.. 38, , ' Any officer elected or-appointed by the council, except a council man,, may at any. time be peremptorily removed and his office declared, vacant by the vote ,of five councilmen,. upon .a verbal, motion to that effect,- without as signing any reason .therefor or .without presenting any charges or giving the officer to-be removed any notice thereof, and without allowing any opportunity to be heard, and such decision or determina tion of the council shall be final. "' Him Von a Boy to Spare. ...The saloon-must have boys, or it must shut up shop. ,r Can't you furnish it one? It is a great factory, and unless , it can get about 2,000,000. boys from each gen eration for raw material, some , of . these factories must. close, out, and its 'Opera tives must be thrown on a cold . world, and the .public- revenue will dwindle. Wanted, 2,000,00017, , is, the notice. One family out of every five must. -contribute a boy to keep ..'up : the supply. Will you help? Which of yon' boys will it be? The minotaur of Crete had to have- a triremeful of fair- maidens- each year : but tbe minotaur of America' de mands a cityful of boys each year., - .-Are you a; father? -; Have you. given .your share to keep up. the supply of this great public institution that is helping to pay your taxes and kindly -electing public officials for you?.,. Have you contributed a, boy ? If not, some -other family ;has had to contribute more . than its share, Are you not selfish, . voting to. keep the saloon open to grind, up boys, and then doing nothing to keep up the supply? The Good Way. - : V . ;:. ' It costs $2 a hundred freight on sugar from' 'the east' to this coast; sugar is shipped from Sani Francisco eastward, at sixty cents a hundred. ; Do vou know the soldier's definition nf a kiss? A report at head-quarters. .' t - ,;:, i She Wore Plumper. " " ""Never bear of plumpers?", asked a lady friend of mine the other day . . t --., "No," said L .. "What . new; feminine device is this, for goodness' sake?" J,' "Well," she replied (we ; were calling at the time at the house of a mutual friend), "just you nptice Miss -i-ir- vrhen, she comes down stairs, and tell me if yon. notice anything strange or remarkable in her appearance." ..- The Miss .referred to, be it saidi is a .tall and, somewhat angular young woman of uncertain age, but who is possessed of a .considerable degree of per sonal ' Vanity and a more .than ordinary desire to. appear, at her best, upon any and all occasions. , . In a fewJnvments..she appeared,, anil after greeting us cordially we entered into a general conversation. ". Nothing very remarkable about her thought L "Well," said I to my lady friend, after nr.. departure, 4.I have , scanned' Miss pretty closely, but failed to notice anything worth commenting; npon in her appearance. . She talked , as if she had something "in her mouth" I was interrupted at this point by a peal of laughter. "Why, what on earth are yon laugh ing at?" said I. "And, by tfce way," I asked, "did it not strike you that Miss is growing somewhat stouter? Her face seems to be somewhat plumper"- ., , 'There," interrupted my friend,, .'now yon . haire, it. Miss - had 'plumpers' in her mouth." . To, my look of inquiry and astonishment she responded: "Plumpers, you see,' are small round shaped affairs like a doll's saucer. They are made of rubber, and when held, in plaoe in. the month they cause a wom an's cheek , to become .plump and round. When , ladies have , lost some of . their teeth plumpers come into play; prevents their jaws from appearing lantern shaped or their features from being angular." ; "Heavens and earth!" said I. "What will the feminine mind conceive of next?" New York Herald. ;.:. vr.,-i Waaa and, JHer Halrpra.''. ,tfiI " The natural instrument which, nature rurEishes. to all women for aggressive and defensive porposea must be of steel,: - and as pliable as the caprice of its, sweet and fickle owner, j These conditkms ful filled,, mare Protean .qualities, belong to it .than to arx ideal; umbrella of. .which I once, dreamed,, which could, upon emer gency, be transformed" to a pair of stock ings! '' ;' : ' 2. ' . ; . ' ; ; ' t' : Where is the woman ! who,' dressing in a desperate hurry, has not been saved by its friendly' use from the ignominy Of unbuttoned boots, while the lordly male creature ean: only, etan4, atiH4 and swear or call wildly for Lucy or.Snna. to, find .his hoe uttoir,.r.Tn. peariful.'em presa of Austria has been known tp but ton her gloves with a hairpin a priv ilege of which even royalty does not de privher. 'uu-i-i' st'.-i ..),- i- A Welsh, rarebit or a marsh mallow toasted on a hairpin in, a boarding school doramtory with fear and . treznbHng has a, gusto- which-: would tempt .the .jaded appetite of a Roman emperor. Then there: are diabolical uses , for . this same amaU: marvet to . pick locks of a other people's ,,WTi,ting desks, or to, Jab., into roffenders. ia a j crowd, ., There, was. an Italian, marcbesa .who, kneeling', behind her hated rival, murdered her by stick ing her sharp, silver hairpin into her. OncoAWeek. Almost rorgvttM. I often see - going through the streets of New York a diminutive little woman to whom not one in a thousand passers by would give a passing glance. ' I do not suppose she weighs 100 pounds.' Her face - is . wrinkled and looks sorrowful. She. is old, alone,, almost, homeless, and often, too ill to. continue, the, struggle necessary to keep soul and body .togeth er. Often has . she come into my office soliciting copying Work and addressing envelopes at a dollar a thousand. Yet twenty-five years ago this little wom an's name was in every literary paper throughout the.country ,, . . j -. , In 1863 she published what was the pioneer work written in the interests of 'women as bread winners.' - The book was called "Tbe Employments of Women." She,old the copyright . f oe a trifle, and of the immense success which the .book en joyed for ten years she. received t not a prany. Twice, , was .the.' .work anecess fully republished under , the titles ' of "Five Hundred Occupations for Women" and "How Women Can Make Money;'" Thousands, yes, tens of thousands of copies of the book were sold, and into countless homes ., has gone the work which cost her .years of labor; yet is the author today a beggar on the streets of New York! Edward W. Bok's Letter. At the recent, opening of .the Italian parliament the qneen of Italy wore a cos tume of .extraoxdinary..niagnnlcence, which was also very, becamingtoher style of beanty. The dress was of vioiet, satin, exquisitely embrpidered, oyer which was thrown a short vioiet velvet mantle of sBhtly darker shade. The- bonnet was of forget-me-not blue velvet,1 covered withJgold .lace and adorned,;, with:. a plume. of paleblue feathers,,, fastened with an immense jerl diamond dasp. The ijaeen also wore' earrings of pearls, diamonds and such ropes of pearls in three .rows as : would, . have sachanted Lothair, London Letter, i . t . . . .. . -..'I ;jt.!fK, 4. ,:, J..;.., . to.j . It is hot impossible - to- find ladies" of not more than 60 years old. who let their pianos stay .rmppened because, .they say, they are too old and.their fingers.are too stiff to play any. more., . But people who pass by a Winthrop street bonse, it ,is reported, often hear mnsie from a' piano fingered by Mrs. Matilda' Bewail, who, though 96 years old, plays with the skill and energy of a girl. Kennebec Jonr ! ,",' .y l.t--..i ,'. u:'0(i- .- friM:Cam of Good .Family. " ' t ; Mrs. Danske Dandride, whose second vohxme c poefns has just been pub-; lisbed, js.a Jelicate Jittte wotnan about thirty-five, years of age, and the daogbr ter of Henry Bedinga, at one time United States minister to Denmark. Orrrrent Literatim, v S. L. YOUNG, ftucoeftor to E. BECK.) 4,.'',,-r - :- ' . - '::H. 1 i S CI -DEALER IN I . WATCHES, Jewelry, Diamonds, SILVERWARE,:-: ETC Watches, Clocks and Jewelry Repaired and Warranted. 165 Second St.. The Dalles, Or. W. E. GARRETSON. , Leaning-?-Jeweler. BOLE AGENT FOR THK All Watch WorklWarranted.n Jewelry '.: Made . to Order. : 'S Second S., The Dallas. Or. " -FORi Carpels anil FDmifore, CO TO f i t , .." PRINZ & NITSCHKE, And be Satisfied as to QUALITY ANO PRICES. John Pashek, 'P.HT'JOy cv-,' Third Street, Opera Block.; Madison's Latest System, Used in cutting garments, and a fit guaranteed each time. Repairing and Cleaning Neatly and Quickly Done. . The Ladies! i Tailor Is thk eiy: latent Ladlest Tailoring Byslem In vented. - It is the merchant tailor's square com' Dined with the most complete set of curves ever given with any system, making it complete in one piece. ! -. . i - ,r.- . . It is the same system for ladies that tailors use for gentlemen, employing the same princi ples da dress -cutting that are used by every suc cessful mechanic , , . T, It is the square of Inches and ompass, there fore absolutely perfect. - - . The bnly system in the boiintry that discards .guesswork altogether: ' . " . You can cirt any fialrment With it in any style, any: size fo fit any form 'per fectly, without altering one stitchm- s -.' It is the -most convenient, simple, and corn complete Ladies.' JTailoring System in the world. MRS. G. H. BROWN U Brtw ! prepared to -teach 'this - system of Dress .Cutting. a i ; i ... t Anyone wishing to learn can call at her resi dence, ';- J :(y ; ., Cor, Fourth and Union Streets. ..NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION, r TT. 'S: Land Office, The Dallesi b'r.,' April'9ri891? ffljNotlee is hereby1 given that the following named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim and that said proof will be made before the register and receiver of the United States Land Office at The Dalles, Oregon,, oa May 28th,; 1891 , viz : . , ..; , ,i : : Jeremiah H. Trout, ! ;: ,.!..,'.; -HdV-No, 8639, for the SE Sea. lS.Tjpl 8 range He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation, of said land, viz; . Pitman, J. B. Havely, J.J. Wooiery and M. W. Freeman, all of Boyd, Or. aprl0-ml5 JOHN W. LEWIS, Begister. ." NOTICB. ; R..jL Frenchi': has for sale a number of improved ranches and unimproved lands in the Grass -Valley --neighborhood in Sherman county. They will be sold very"Tcheap'H:and on- reasonable terms. Mr. French can loeate, settlors .on some good unsettled claims in the same neigh borhood. His address is Grass Valley, Sherman county, Oregon. uerciiaiit Tailor I- C. NICKELS EN, -DEALER IN- V.. .... .j.-.1- ' -it. . 5CI100I BOOKS, TVrTCDV Maiionery, DicTiQNARy Watehes, Jemelpy. Cor; of Third and Washington Sts, The.DallesVoregon. ' . ' NEW FIRM! toscoe -DEALERS IN- V STAPLE V AND Canned Goods, Preserves; Pickles, Etc. Country Produce Bought and Sold. ' Goods delivered Free to any part of the City. Masonic Block, Corner Third and Grandall - ' ' if ' ' - MANUFACTURERS FURNITURE Undertakers and Embalmers. -- -j if0ie6. SECOND STREET i : ': " ; - -. 'Soeseior to BBOOKS f L. Il L, U Ml Grents' PurnisMrigi Gooda, Boots and Shoes, . 'Hats and; Caps, Etc. '' r; -J 'J- UU 9(3 jlt-yUO') Groceries, Iovisions, 390 and 394 Ke member we deliver all, purchases JAMES WHITE, Has Opened a ' 1 Ij-unoli CD ounter, In Connection With his Fruit Stand and Will Serve Hot .Coffee, Ham' Sandwich, Pigs' Feet, and Fresh Oysters. Convenient to the Passenger Depot. ' On Second St., near corner of Madison. :-,.- ";Alsoa ...,- Branch Bakery, California Orange Cider, and the Best Apple Cider. If you want a good lunch, give me a call. ' " Open all Night C. N. THORNBPKY, - XL A. HUDSON, Late Rec. U. 8. LandtJflice. Notary Public. THQaPDBY & ROOMS 8 and 9 LAND OFFICE BUILDIN&, -i 3. : ;' Pottofflce Box ; ' T . .THE DALLES, OR. ngs, Contests, And all oilier BMness in tfie F. S. Land Office : Promptly Attended to. '. : , ,-' We have ordered - Blanks- for Filings, Entries and the- purchase' of Railroad Lands under the recent Forfeiture Act, which -we will have, and advise the pub lic at the earliest date when such entries can be made. , Look for advertisement in this paper.--- - ( ... ThornbunS Hudson: REMOVAL. H. Glenn has removed his office and , the dfllce of the Electric light' Co. to 72 Washington St. mm, Oraans, PiancQ ATTXXT A T av NEgTORB' 8t Gibons, . V FANCY V Court Streets, The Dalles, Oregon: & Bapet, AND DEALERS IX CARPETS'. Go.. 4 BKERS, Dealers lA i i - H AR DWA R Enii Hay, G-rain and Feed. Second Street. i. without charge. J. M. HUNTINGTON & CO. Heal Estate and Insaranee Agents. Abstracts of. and Information Concerm ingLand Titles on Short Notice. Land for Sale and Houses to Rent Parties Looking for Homes in COUNTRY OR CITY, . - OR IN SEARCH OF -V Should Call on or Write to us. Agents for a Full Line of .' . Leiiii Hrelsirance Cbmpaiiies, And Will Write Insurance for .: ...;;v'" on all '" ;,;' DESrBABIS sis: Correspondence Solicited. All Lett ( x rvuxyviy ajlBWcreu, vail On Of .- Address,.'.' . . 'j. M. HUNTINGTON & CO. Opera House BlockJ . The Dalles, Or. $500-Keward! We will nu ttw .k. i . IJver Complaint,- Drspepsia, Sick- Headache, lS- lugwuwu, .oiiHiipaaon or (joeuveness we canno cure with West's Vegetable Liver Pills, when the directions are strictly comnlled- with.i They are purely vegetable, and never fail to give satisfac tion. Sugar Coated. Large boxes containing 3 Pills, 25 cents. Beware of counterfeits and imi tations.. The genuine manufactured only by T 1 1 c mtru ... . ...... . .... .-.ii-..-. I ILLINOIS. BLAKELEI A HOUGHTON, - Prescription BruggiBt,-- - 175 Second St. i r -, .a ,-Th Bailee, Or. .Ii.. ! 1... WEST DjlLLES Can now be bought oC HAWOKTS as IttUU- MAN OA the following ''.easy, terms:. Cash buy ers get the benefit of 5 per cent dircU, while part cash and installment purchaserjrwllr not - twv any Interest. 116G0IJBTST. Call and examine the puts at u I