AN EGYPTIAN DANCING GtRL. Utbe, lutruno, with large and lustrous eye That hine uk rooona from eat bar nicni at hair . Th&t orpent-vrtHO Mtnsd her colls a uuni charm alike the witless and the wise! The taring sounds of dreamy lutiug3 rise. And e'er her head her shapely umi and burp biie Knees, while her supple iiiabs and fair Move slowly to the subtle harmonies, bark nanus elide swifter o'er the taut drau strings: And now, with look and motion paastonate. Uke some wind tossed resplendent eaaturn bloom "ai tranced erstacy she sways and swinga. Until she seems to ns the enthralled fate . That drew treat Antony to his disgrace and doom. Clinton Scollard In Pitaburg Builotin. TIIE NEW BABY. One day last week Babe was a-setteu " fat my lap, and I was tellin' her a story I bad jest got to the thrilHn' part of it. "when the good little boy, who always minded bis ma, had a hall pail of red apples gin to him. And Babe was n lookin' np into my face with her big. blue gray eyes a-shinin' and her golden yellow hair a-fallin back from her little -eager, happy, upturned face. When all of a sadden the kitchen dour pened and Miss Pixley came in, and before she had been there some time she ays to Babe. a-winMn' to me at the amine time: "Your nose is broke novt, young lady!' Babe put her little fingers np to her nose and felt of it, and I winked to Miss Pixley to not say no more, for I knew what she meant; I knew she meant that Thomas Jefferson's little new baby "would crowd Babe, our Tirzeh Ann's tittle daughter, oat of oar hearts. Bat Miss Pixley went right on. She is an old maiden, and has had fiye disap pointments, and some say seven, and they have embittered her. and says she to Babe: Tittle Snow, the new baby will take your place now in Grandma's heart." Babe looked troubled; on her smooth -tittle brow. I could see fall the first faint shadow of that great black shape that we call jealousy. Her big, sweet eyes looked as if they was clondin' np nicely for tears. And I wank severer and more vigelent winks than I had wank before at Miss Pixley to stop! If ever a wink spoke them did, to stop immegidly! Bat she kept right on. Poor creeter. 1 epoze them disappointments was the cause on't. ' She kep right on, and ses she:' "You won't be grandma's baby any . more now; she has got somebody else to love now." ' And then the cloud did break into a rainfall of tears. Babe jest bast ont t-cryiu'. and snuggled down into my arms, and laid her wet cheeks on my bosom through the force of old custom, and, anon! (how much like older human reeters acoordin' to her size) she drew ber head away as if sayin': "I can't lay my head there any more, if the love has gone oat of the heart it "won't rest me nor comfort me no more to lay there." " And pride woke np in her; she was too proud to make a f ass, or beg for love. How much, how much like big children! Bo she sot np kinder straight in my lap, with her pretty lips a quiverin', and the tears a-rnnnin' down her cheeks. - And I riz right np with Babe in my arms and went out of the room pretty uick, but not vigelent. J obj ah was there. I wouldn't misuse Kiss Pixley owin' to the six or seven things mentioned by me prior and be fore this. But I felt that I must make it right with Babe that very minute. I knew how she felt wounded love and pride and jealousy, etc, etc, etc I knew that a few syllables of about - the hardest lessons of life had come to Babe, and I must help her spell 'em: I most help her with' her lesson. So I took her right into the parlor and et down with her in the big chair, and -never said a word for a minute or two, only held her dost to me and kissed the shinin' hair that lay np against my cheek. She a-Btrugglin' at first; jealousy and pride a-naggin' her; and she at first a-not bein' able to hear any voices, only jest them of j'.alousy and pride jest like older children exactly. But after awhile, I held her so warm and stiddy, with my cheek a-layin' on the pretty head, the stiddy, firm clasp . and contact sort o' calmed her, and then, anon, she drew one little arm up round my ueck, and anon the other one, and 1 looked down deep into her eyes, right into the little true soul, and that little true bouI saw the truth in mine. Words couldn't have convinced Babe ao well as that look that she had learnt to depend on. Love has a language that though maybe it can't be exactly parsed and analyzed, yet it can be understood ex actly, entirely understood, and Babe see . that I loved her. And then was the time that that aweet little creeter put up her arms and kissed me, and I says sort o' low like, but very tender: "Sweetheart, you know jest how much I love you, don't you?" And then I kissed her several times in "various places on her face, every one on em sweet places. And then I went on and talked dretf ul good to Babe about the new baby. I confided in her, told her all about how the little new soul bad come, unknown to itself, here into ; a great, strange world, how helpless it vaz, how weak, and how we must all ' help it, and try to make it feel itself at at home amongst us. " And I tried to explain it to her how that as she had come first she owed a -courtesy to the newcomer, and that she most be ready and willin' to neighbor "with her. I didnt use jest those words, but them was my idees. I told her how blind the little creeter was, and Babe, if only out of politeness, most try to see for her, lead her straight over ways she knew nothin' about and . keep her from harmin' herself. " ' How Baby Snow couldn't talk for her ' aelf at all now, and Babe must talk for her good talk that little Snow could learn of her bimeby; how she couldn't I walk, sad Baie ii:u-r tro ahud o hft ! and mak a good i rttii for her to follow . i. t - . wueu bue got rag enougo. . I told her jest how hard it was for the little creeter to be put here in the midst of sorrow and troubles and dangers, and how we must all of us be jest as good to her as we could out of. pity for the dear little lone-some creeter. So 1 roused op Babe's pity for her, and she was all animated about helpin of her: and then I told her the baby had come to be a great blessm' and comfort to her if she was only patient and gocx'i to her. ' And, don't you see, the very fact of Babe havin' todoakindnesstoSnow, hav in' todo good things for her, was the surest way of makin her love her, for. it is a great fact in our human nature that yon can't love 'em that you have injured in any way. And at the same time, if you have ever been good to anybody yon al ways feel softer towards 'em ever after wards and more mellerer. . Carina, ain't it? But it is a fact. And I spoze the reason of it is that you have sort o lowered yourself in yonr own estimation by doin' a mean, unkind act, and so. in order to satisfy yonr men tal criticism o yourself, to make it right with your own soul, yon lay hold antt bring up all the faults you can of that person to justify your own act. And so you keep on that mental naggin' at 'em that uncomfortable sort of a feelin' to wards 'em makes yon restless and uneasy, and you feel glad and relieved every time you stand justified to your con sciousness by ketchhV 'em in a bad act. Haint it so? Now, honestly, haint it? Why, I know it is, and so I made sure that Babe should begin right. For if you do a good, helpful thing for a person your hull soul feels comforta ble, and you bring up unconscious men tal reasonin'8 why yon did it; it was be cause they were so good, so smart, etc.. etc And so you keep on a feelin' good and comfortable, and you keep on a provin np to your own self, till you get fairly in love with 'em. Bless you if you don't! A very carious thing. Bat the way I do, when 1 get bolt of a strange fact or truth, I don't expect to explain it full to myself before I act on't. No, I grasp holt of it and use it for my own then, and afterward wonder at it to my heart's content. So Babe got to thinkin' she was neces sary to little Snow's happiness, and that tickled her little self esteem, jest es if she was a older child, only accordin' to her weight. She got to thinkin' she must watch over her or she would get hart, which called out all the good protector's motherly impulses of her little soul which was in her still accordin' to her weight, forty pounds more or less. And day by day Babe's love for the little creeter grew till it was fairly beau tiful to see 'em together, and so Josiah said, and Thomas J. said so, and Tirzeh Ann and Maggie and Whitfield. And as for Miss Pixley, I thought to myself, disappointments or not, I have got to give her a talkin' to. and the very next time I see her. She had gone when Babe and I went ont of the parlor the Babe with happy bright eyes and I with kinder thought ful, pityin ones, and all four on 'em kinder wet, ' But the next time 1 see Miss Pixley alone I tackled her, and she as good as promised me she wouldn't ever say to any woman's child what she had said to Babe. And 1 don't believe she will either, for she's got good in her. She haint such a bad creeter after all. and, good land! what can yon expect? seven, right along, one after the other! Josiah Allen's Wife in Ladies' Home Journal. A Short Talk on Sheep. At One of the New York farmers' in stitutes Mr. J. H. Rutherford, of An gelica, in an address on sheep husbandry said: Sheep must have the best of care. My advice is to buy sheep and to keep them This we must do if we would restore to our farms their former prosperity. . We can do this the best with sheep, and at the least cost. In the following state ment I have charged for pasturage at cost, as if you hired pasture, and have given the manure for the. little care, in cluding the pleasure: One hundred sheep will cost (100; yon will pay for hay and grain to winter $100, and for pasturing remainder of year, $80; cost of shearing and -washing, $8, making $588. You will raise 135 lambs at $3.60 per bead. $438; 650 lbs. of wool at SO cents, $165: total, $603. You have also saved enough to keep the original number more than good. 1 have given advantage in the statement to the debit side. Ought not any farmer to be satisfied with the returns? Do not hold your wool over there is no money in that take the market price; stick to the business; do not ever get discour aged and sacrifice your sheep. No ani mal reposes more confidence in man than sheep; none affords greater reward. Most Change the Platee. Miss Twilling 1 suppose you remem ber, Mr. Calloway, that last night, in spite of my fruitless straggles, yon had the effrontery, sir, to actually kiss me. Calloway (meekly) Yes, 1 remember the circumstance. Miss Twilling Well, if you think yon are going to repeat that operation in the hall to-night yon are much mis taken. I don't propose to leave this room all the evening. West Shore. An Old Question Answered. "What is the deepest depth of ignor ance?" asked the philosopher musingly, and the man of the world made haste to answer, "It is the ignorance displayed by a railway official when there is a wreck on bis road." St Joseph News. . Costty. I envy your husband's jolly way. He is always laughing," said Mrs. Bints. "Well, it has its drawbacks," returned the other. "John laogha so much I can't keep buttons on bis vests." Harper's Banc. - JL (loot Protective Association. Oat in that part of the northeastern section of this beautiful city of magnifi cent distances where the festive goat blossoms - as the roue of Sharon and the ' lily of the valley", and his fragrance fills the soft Swampoodle air, a goat protec tive association has been formed to the discomfiture of Pouinlmater Einstein and the defeat of the ends of justice. One of the rules and regulations govern ing the internal economy of the glorious capital of 62,625,250 people, mere or less, provides that a goat which wanders un licensed upon the purple hills of Swam poodle, and browses on her luscious to mato cans or masticates her esculent old boot legs, may be apprehended by tne minions or tne law, ana being duly impounded, its owner shall pay the sum of $1 in the coin of the realm for its res toration to the empurpled heights and the enjoyment of the tomato cans afore said. But the people affected hate this tyran nous restriction upon the liberty of the goats and their own property rights, so each man's castle is a house of refuge to the innocent kid or the rancid old butter, and when the minions of Einstein ap pear every door is opened, and the flee ing goats escape pursuit and are hidden away until the danger is averted. By this means the goat population in the northeast is rapidly increasing, while the poundmaster'8 goat fund is actually dwindling away to invisibility, and the poundmaster refuses to be comforted. Washington Star. . - Mankind's Greatest Bonarai. The "two greatest scourges of man kind," according to Dr. Lander Bran ton. are generally supposed to be phthisis and rheumatism, but we are told by this eminent authority that if any physician were asked which is the worse of the two he would probably decide for rheuma tism. It not only leads to as "many deaths as phthisis, directly or indirectly, bat causes a vast amount of loss of time and power and immense pain. The rheumatic tendency shows itself in a great many other disorders, such as. in digestion and headaches. It produces not merely pains in the- joints, bat in flammation of the serous membrane, and leads to the formation of "clots" or fibrous masses in the heart, which, be coming detached, are liable to be carried to the brain and cause paralysis. Dr. Bran ton stated that the old fear of caus ing serious damage to patients whose hearts are weak by abruptly checking the pain is now much diminished. This is owing to the discovery that the well known remedy, salicylic acid, may be freely employed without risk, provided it is absolutely pure. London News. . A flran Mistake. "It is a grave mistake," said the doc tor, "to eat quickly. ' Those animals in tended by nature to feed hurriedly have been provided with gizzards, or with the power of rumination. "No matter how good a man's teeth may be, if he bolts his food his stomach must suffer thereby. When a person swallows an imperfectly masticated piece of anin'.-.l food, the result is that the f- -"rtstead of fulfilling the purpose.-, ; attrition, acts, on the other hand, as a source of irritation to the stomach. Thus, either the physi cal condition runs down or additional food is required to maintain the general standard of health. Americans are called 'pie eaters.' Do you know why? Because a pie is something that - may be eaten on the run, while the great Amer ican enterprises may thus go on unim peded by loss of time. Overhasty feed ing is the bane of our American life. We are all of ns becoming dyspeptics." Detroit Free Press. . Characteristics of HaadvrKtttn. Handwriting has its characteristics, and is a study in itself to those who want to become familiar with its peculiarities. It can very easily be told whether a per son whose writing you want to identify is a man or a woman, a minor or adult. It is very seldom a handwriting assumes its permanency before the writer is 25 years old. The age of the writing can approximately be determined by various methods. If it has a Spencerian appear ance yon may know it was written after 1882, as at that date the Spencerian sys tem was introduced. If it is the black aniline ink that is generally used every where now, you may know it was writ ten after 1873. The older inks had iron or some diluted dyestuff for a basis, and preceded the aniline. An analysis of the writing will most generally determine the date of the writing. St. Louis Globe Democrat. To Prevent Paint Prom Sesklina;. To prevent the paint on iron or wood from scaling off when exposed to the weather, first thoroughly wash the parts to be painted and then brush over the surface with hot linseed oil. By follow ing this method, especially with iron articles, no scaling of the paint will oc cur. In cases where the articles to be painted are small and can be , readily heated, it is better to heat them and plunge them into the oil. The thin liquid oil when hot enters into the pores of the metal, absorbs the moisture, and the paint then applied so firmly adheres that frost, rain or air cannot effect a separation. Philadelphia Becard. A Cisssm Exploded In His Ksxrtfeu It is on record that a German called Bocholz lifted with his teeth a cannon weighing about two hundred pounds and fired it off in that position. While rjerforming at Eperaay, in France, the sarne feat the barrel of the gun burst. Miracoloaary he was not killed, although several of the fragments were thrown over fifty yards. At Berlin two strong men appeared, one of whom performed the same trick as Samson, and his rival, Sandow, of bursting iron chains by con tracting, and ao enlarging, the biceps of bis arm. Chambers' Journal. FoUowtaa; Uks PraawripUqau Why do yon beg?" "My physician's advice." 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