-THRENODY. "Watching bra alone by the Bra n lim 1ml jui with me tbt friend that a wek nines yet was near. That a waek haa borne so far and bid ao deep. "Woe am I that I may net wwp, Kay not yeara to behold bim here. ' rjkaine were mine, and little the love I bore htm were, - 1 Slew to mourn that better he fares than love may fare Which desires aui would not hare Indeed Its will. Would not lov e 1dm ao worse than ill. Would not clot-be him again with "Vetceu- loo not cboose but remember, hearta ut ache, . - v . , .j -. " "Bxes but darken, only for one vain thought's poor alee, - . Tor the thought that by this bean1 now lonely aide - Two fast friends, on the day he died. Looked onee more for his band to take. Xs thy soul forgive them, and pardon heal the sin. ,. -4 Though their hearta be heavy to think what then bad been. - , 'The delight that never while tbey live may be Love's communion of with thee. Seal and speech with the soul therein. Omy friend, O brother, a glory veiled and marred I Waver love made moan for a life more evH starred. Was it envy, chance,' or chance compelling fate. Whence thy spirit was bruised so lata. Bowed ao heavily, bound so hard? - - 3w.: released, it may be if . only love might know - - - Wed and fired with sight, it beholds us blind and low . With a pity keener yet. If that may be. Even than ever was this that we Pelt, when love of thee wrought us woe. may teil the depths and the heights of lite and death. . .-. -! What we may we give thee: a word that sorrow saith, And that none will heed save sorrow: scarce song. ' All we may, who have loved thee long, lake: the best we can give is breath. Swinburne in athenssum. ' Marriage a Hundred Tears Hence. At the present time a popular pre- iption exists that all girla wish to marry, and fail to do so only because they lack an eligible opportunity. .. This presumption exists on account of the b Tions fact that wome, being: able with difficulty to support, themselves, have in jreneral a greater material interest in marriage than, men have. Surely there ean be few incidents of an unmarried -woman's condition more: exasperating than her knowledge that because this is the undeniable fact it is vain for her to expect to be popularly credited with the voluntary choice of -her condition. She must endure with a smile, however she may rage within, the coarse jest or in nuendo to which it. would be worse than Tain , to reply. n Nationalism, by. estab- uamuK iub eaiooiaic independence or women, without reference to their-single r married state, will . destroy the pro smmption referred to by making mar riage no more obviously desirable to one ex than to another. Edward Bellamy in Ladies' Home Journal. Wild Boars at Windsor. Last week three wild boars were shot Sn the .queen's swine garden in Windsor (great park, of which two were for her vujCTiy , auu. un UfcUBT WHS Bent XQ Lll8 iriice :of Wales, A Wild boar was ;first rf George TV, who was very fond of it. -John Wilson Croker records that when he was staying with the king at the Pa-, -rilion in January, 1828, his majesty "made us all eat some roast wild boar from Hanover, which was very good, like pork with a game flavor." Mr. Croker, on being asked by the king "what he J wrought oii it, replied, "It i to pork what pheasant is to fowl," whereupon his majesty observed that "nothing is so good as a fowl; if they were as scarce as pheasants, and pheasants as plenty as fowls, no one would eat a -pheasant." , London World. As to Small Change. "I was. surprised, when I handed a eweboy five- cents 'and - received -four coppers in return," said James S. Gates, of San Francisco. "They were the first cen t J wees X had seen in about seven years. We don't have any pennies on the Pacific coast,.. Nothing? is -cheaper than five cepte. and-yua neve hear of an article there selling for 13, 27, 69 or 99 cents. The change couldn't be made if the. shopkeepers did want to sell things .aw.KKa peaces, i w nen i return, to Cali fornia i. intend to take back a lot of. one; and two cent pieces as curiosities.' It was not until , recently that nickels -began to look familiar with the Calif or xdan. Three years ago, I believe, was the first time any five cent pieces reached fian Francisco." Chicago Tribune. Too Willing. Young Wife (reprovingly) Jay love, you know my dear mother can't bear cigars, and she won't remain with us a week if you smoke them in the house. Young Husband All right, my dear, m smoke a pipe. New. York Weekly. The Cow Upstairs. Animals are kept on the roofs of the houses in Lima, Peru, and it frequently happens that a cow passes her whole life on a roof, being taken there as a calf and brought down, finally as fresh beef. Cin cinnati Times-Star. ' "Well have to charge you for extra baggage," said the baggage master. "Why, I've nothing!- toot ; this -hand bag." ....... "And that railway doogtanni" sbpoco. - - An orange grove takes from twelve to fifteen years to come into full bearing, "and may jjontmue-.in JaringforjL0O years and tipwanL-uWeU- authenticated eases have boon known to Cuba of "trees producing fruit for 800 years. ff ! B-g'T 5' American Horsei'therOiralalla eMefols Anowto th Daniel Dougherty of. th-,H oioux tribes. He is th mrmt oLmumt flver tongned aborisrine on thn inti. sent. He-is -natiaraily a4naa of great lnfiaenee among the T ? na Senator' Carlisle ia saw tB veara old. Bt is of medium height and rather spare xa nsure, ma n S J u. - ' , . " "Tr ' hwjwt asBaay i ojw tjibjh s mcir eaoo. - ... On- Dutch Neck is Groan nond eaid to be bottomless, ont at the deepest place It is only fif ty-six feet deep. '-At ita outlet one fine morning Chris topher Waltzgrov discovered an enor mous eel. He at first thought it a near .relation of some of the snakes: he often found in - his boots. The creature was nearly out - of water in a shallow spot. He attacked it with a club and the monster showed fight. After a tussle the eel was slain;- It -was 4-i feet long and dressed 9t pounds.. Air. Waltagrover had .eel i steaks , for a long time. . The-! skin hangs today in the office of A. B. Reed, the prominent chip builder. It has shrunk much, but is now eight inches wide. The head is more than half a foot long, and the eyeholes are an inch long. :, .,. .. ..- v... The largest eel outside of that giant with which I have had -a - personal ac quaintance was one . taken from Adam's pond at Boothbay harbor weighing four and one-half pounds. When' that pond -was drained in order to fit it for a reser voir u-the bottom was alive with eels, and two enterprising , , young -men skinned a barrel, full and shipped them to Boston. They usually net from eight to ten cents a v pound. G. W. Singer in Lewiston journal. .-'His--Curiosity Was Too Strong. , i A delightful Rtory of the exhibition in an 8-year-old boy of weak human nature that fails sometimes to be equal to the strain put upon iti: comes from Brook lyn., iThis small ;boy has not the virtue of humility very prominently developed. Indeed, he is what is known among chil dren of. .-his own . age as : 'proud," and wont to remind such of his playmates as are less fortunate than he in worldly station of his advantages. Now , his mother, who has a class in Sunday school, to which her little son also be longs, had given his outgrown overcoat' to another boy in the class. And then ...knowing the failing of her offspring, before setting out she told him he must not tell the new owner that the coat had ever belonged to him. , And the boy promised. But it was terribly hard work, especially as he sat next the .object of his' self restraint during the entire exercises. But he didn't .-say. -anything, and the mother's heart was easier. . At last,- however, just before school was over, his sta'e of grace de parted from. him. i ; Leaning over the other boy, with cautiously extended fingers, he said, "I -just want, to see if that hole is in that pocket yet." New York Evening Sun. . . The Best Way to Buy- Bananas. . .The banana, which is the. greatest of all tropical fruits, comes to us chiefly from Panama and the . West Indies in great shiploads,, and in the banana mar ket in New York the big green bunches fheads" they call them in South Amer ica, just as we speak of heads of cab bagecontaining from five to ten dozen each, can lie bought for a dollar : to two dollars and fifty cents, according to the variety. . :They are not saexpensive after all,T and a t big green t bunch hung .in a cool cellar will ripen gradually, so as to furnish a dozen of ripe ones each day un til the,, whole bunch is gone. In this :way you can enjoy your bananas just as tney ao in the land of palms, for even there they cut them while they are geeen, and allow them to ripen as we do in the North. Courtenay de Kalb in Harper's Young People. Those Life Preservers. "1 often have a strong desire," said a ferryboat, traveler, ftor pick, np, one of those life preservers under the seats and hold it up. by one :of the strings, just to see if it wouldn't fall to pieces from its own weight They look rotten, and 1 believe they are rotten. They never seem , toj change--positions. The dust is always an inch thick on -them; and so 1 aesnme. .that they .are. never iamined. Fancy the despair of a man who seized one of them to assist! him-: in saving his life, and when he tried to tie the straps around .him found .-them falling apart like a worn out shoestring." New York Tribune. A Prophecy. A s?ittaburg student, while; , reading the book of the Vision of .Nahum. the Elkashite, came-across a passage that seemed to, him to.be a prophecy of the discovery of the use of electricity as a motive power in the electric railways of the present day. The passage is from Nahum ii, 4, and reads as follows: "The chariots shall rage in the streets, they shall jostle one against another in the broadways: they shall seem like torchi: they shall run like the lightnings." Boston Transcript. , . .. - - - -His Idea of Fame. "Ambition is my life," said the en thusiastic youth as he:, sketched out a marvelous future for himsell "I intend to live only for success, power. But how beet to achieve that? Shall I command arms, dictate to senates, or wield the mighty pen?" ,.s"Do none of Xheee things,?? said his fa ther with the wisdom of years; "the se cret is thisi discover a new bacillus." Sti Joseph iNews. 5 x "vs. Comforts of Travel. . Professional .Guide (to palace ear por ter), kave- an Kngiish lord in charge, and 1 want him to get a good impression of .the camf arts of travel in this country.. Here's five dollars. - . Porter Yes, sah. . Do yon want me fa gib him extra attention, sah? -, Gtride Gfreat Scott, ,jioI. I want you to.fceep away from him. New York Weekly. " - r j- ' Cant. Charles King, the novelist., does e?&tpart ofcUua swniang: with las f thoughts re of his hrarn calls for the use of the mo-. Aon-annselee of liis rlef beside and vice J.'Wooaen dothi was rfirst made in England-- inn' the year 1331, thongh it "was known in oriental countries since time foot of metaoryH-It was neither dyed nor dressed in rrngiand until the yeai test. - - SCARCITY OF SAILORS. EXPERIENCED MEN NOT, WILLING TO MAN UNCLE SAM'S WAR SHIPS. A Boarding House Master Suggests Re cruiting In the Prisons An Old Tar Who-Says Sailors Are Not Wanted, as the System Has Entirely Changed. "Uncle Sam wants 1,000 men to man his ships." said a reporter to a North End sailors' boarding house master a few days ago. "What are the prospects of enlisting them? . . - Very. poor, I should say, for -sailors are not so plenty nowadays as most peo ple imagine, and what few there are in port are needed to man the 'square rig gers' now loading for - foreign-; voyages, and the men who go coastwise will have nothing to do with the navy." V What seems to be the objection!" . , , ; -Oh they have many. To begin with, 'the long term of enlistment, -three years, the small wages.- too much discipline, liberty ashore cut off in home and' for eign porta, and the best reason of all is that in ' the case of foreigners, should they wish to join a navy , they would have done so in. their own countries, where the laws compel a man to give five or seven years' service in the army or navy or flee .the country.: . . . "It must be remembered that Ameri can sailors are a thing of the past, and inward or outward bound ships are now manned by Germans principjilly, with a good sprinkling of Swedes among them. They , have pretty, good times, and as long as they can get a berth, either fish ing or .on a merchantman, they say. 'The navy be blowedf " .: , "In your opinion what would be u good method for Uncle Sam to adopt to get young and active men for the serv ice?" . "Why. that would be simple enough. Let the uavy officers go . among the prisons of this . and other states and re cruit from those places such men as they choose. They would rind plenty of fel lows who had three or more years to serve glad to get a chance to go to sea. and should that be done what would be the difference? Simply shifting . them from one prison to another, the latter a floating . one with not half so much chance to escape. . , . . - . They would make a pretty tough crew, would they not?" . ''No, not necessarily; they would be under the eyes of the sentry with his loaded gun, the officers would be armed, and if they did their work willingly they would not be punished. "Just to show you that I am speaking correctly I will say the most of the re cruits I have shipped in the navy during the past ten years were men that had just finished "serving time and wanted to brace up and be men. , : - - 'Here" is another point that will bear argument. . . Why don't the good Samar itans who give lectures to these men be fore or after leaving jail urge them to go to -the navy instead of securing-or trying to secure for them -some -petty position, which will barely give them a living, and . allow them to drift back to their old haunts and associates, to be watched and hounded by the police? - 1 "Let me tell you another thing.- When a man goes, to the navy yard and asks to be shipped they won't ask him whether he was ever in jail or not." -,. , A. trip along the . wharves was then taken in hopes of - meeting , some old man-o'-war's man, and .among a party of sailors who were standing on Atlan tic avenue was a man who looked de cidedly ."tarry'' .in his blue 4ganzy" (jersey) and black silk handkerchief tied in a true sailor's knot. - 'Would any of you men here like to ship in the navy?" was the first query. - Why," spoke up one "does Uncle Sam 'want a new crew for the White Squadron? He'd better pay me what he owes me before I go again." "Then you are an old timer?" j 'Yas. guess so, back as far- as '58 - and for seven years after." i - -. ''Well, don't you think this is a good opportunity for sailors?" : "Sailors! sailors! , What do tbey want of .Bailors?; Whytl yonng fellar, there ain't .ropes enough,-aboard those iron ships to practice splicing on. , I tell you they don't - want : sailors. Anybody will do, even : the rough and scruff of this city.---.. "Those ships steer by steam or hy draulic power, they hoist by steam, they can .work, a gun in position like you could a small vise; ; You'd want a search warrant to find a reef tackle on board of them. - "A true sailor wouldn't be ho more account than a' landlubber, only when at. drill on the fore and mainyard, furling a sail that had been loosed to dry; then all he'd have to do would be- to . put a gasket into their hands and tell them to wind it round the sail, for if you talked nautical style they'd fall off the yardarm with. astonishment. ' "Sailors! What do they want of sail ors? They're all , iron and steel, ain't they? ,. Well, why don't they .ship black smiths, machinists, a few tinkers and a couple of broken; down riggers : who can splice a wire?, That's the kind of a crew they Want, and as far as fighting is-concerned there ain't none, and anybody that: knows - how to hold on to: av plow will do just as, well aboard these cruisers as an A. B. fter they get over seaeick- The old tac seemed .to be disgusted at the very idea, for. he continued: , s "When' tins country gets into bother with other nations ehe won't be short of men toyman th&abips, ancU sbonld it be very soon some of us old chaps wouldn't aakf any bet4"picnio ;thatt to, be inside thj, floaSrTosiZlfvWB -etlentv rfMa..Uh. wlui S8.KI '- .-"r r- ---i-V, : ., !t '.VUntilthatrtime cornea they shouldn't tronbietr themselves -about, sailor,.- only tal-vanybody that, will go, and -feeing it's about grog time, we'll.. have- to bid you-goodday,r. n- . - : . -f OtherboardmgnaBterr-'and "sailor meu -were .interviewed, the first-saying Bailors were scarce, and theoiattaavAn. lringi4bejr -had'wortsjaeB.-fog the 'navy. ana carrsiaaea-swiM fwayMmapaMnuy. rad- -ioal views grvea above. Itrirton Globe. ' Jv iM, HUNTINGTON &. CO. flbstneteFs, Heal Estate and Insuf anee Agents. Abstracts of. and Information Concern ingJLand Titles on Short Notice. 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