0 .'AKT OF VENTRILOQUISM. -ONE WHO CAN "THROW HIS VOICE" SAYS IT IS NOT A GIFT. PeneTcrmnce Any Oua Can Learn tao Triefc Then An Three Llvtlo What U' Generally Called. Tentrilo- I A Few Practical Uinta. Ventriloquism is without doubt' an ancient art, one which was and is at the present time surrounded by a halo of mystery. It is remarkable that in this Advanced age so much doubt and mis conception prevail respecting ventrilo quism. This is due in a great measure "to the fact that the happy possessors of the. gift are inclined to retain the secrets xor their own profit, and so prevent a " -bost of competitors from taking the field. Ventriloquism is not a gift; it depends ta a great measure on the histrionic abil ity of the student as to whether he will succeed in making a mark or not, but it ia nevertheless true that any one possess ing a certain amount of perseverance nd seal can become to a certain extent an exponent of the fascinating art. caus ing their friends to wonder at the nuni--tier of voices within them. Those so en dowed are able, if they seize the oppor tunity, to cause considerable amuse ment or annoyance to their fellows, but not to the extent that a great many peo ple' believe. The writer has been asked on numer- -ons occasions to "throw' his voice to the aide' of a . person some distance off, so that it would appear to proceed from his own pocket or some other equally absurd place. Now as to the meaning of the word ventriloquism. It is derived from the Latin roots venter, the belly, and loquor. to speak: but belly speaking is certainly misnomer, uml leads many people to imagine that the voices are produced trom that portion of the body. That is sot so. the ventriloquial voice . being formed purely and simply in the throat, the muscles of the stomach only being requisite to give sufficient strength or power to the voice. Ventriloquism may be classed under three heads: Ventrilo quism proper, colloquism and poly- , phonism. Under the first of these beads comes the distant voice: that is. . imitation . of sounds ' as they appear when . heard from a distance and in various places and directions. 1 The man-up-the-chimney, on-the-roof and down-the-cellar" illusions, which nearly every one has had an op portunity of hearing, are ' the Outcomes of this voice. Again, there are the "street pries." in which the performer has a miniature drawing room window,' and gives imitations of varied and hu morous well known street cries, heard i first a long way off: then gradually the man is beard coming nearer and nearer, passing the window, and going slowly away again in the distance. The win dow being made to open and dose makes the illusion perfect. Colloquism consists of the imitations of Various human voices: for instance, it is usual for most ventriloquists to intro duce comical, life size, talking automata, the heads of which are made of papier atache. the interiors being fitted with springs and cords, by the aid of which the performer controls the month, eyes, hair, etc., of his talking family the months of which being made to move at - (he same time as the words are uttered by the performer, and, owing to the un certainty of the direction from which minds emanate, and which, by the way, ia the true secret of all ventriloquial il lusions, the voice really appears to pro ceed from the figures. Polyp honism or mimicry is the imita tion of cattle, sheep, sawing, planing. c This branch of ventriloquism is lather difficult to acquire, although there are numerous sounds that can be copied without any particular gift A great many persons are excellent mimics with out being ventriloquists, for in nearly every school can doubtless be found a youth who amuses his fellows in the play- ground corner with his crowing and cackling. . ,.- A few practical hints as- to the modes of procedure to be followed by would be learners may not be out of place here. . although half a dozen lessons, from a good professional would , do infinitely store for them than all the books that have ever been written upon the subject, and which, by the way, are usually a mass of theoretical phraseology. Before any attempt is made with the voice the student must be prepared to devote the same time and attention to the breath, which he must get entirely under con trol, so as to be able to hold it for a con siderable time without straining. This, of course, must be a gradual process. Before commencing to practice a strong inspiration should be taken, as the lungs require to be furnished with a plentiful supply of fresh air, whioh has to be well controlled and allowed to escape grad ually. He must endeavor to breathe through bis nose and keep his mouth -shut. This is a faint which it would be as well for every one to remember, and so save a great deal of cold catching and illness. The learner must study at all times to imitate sounds, not as they are heard at their source, but as they fall - upon the ear after traveling from a dis tance. That is the golden rule of ven triloquism, and if it is continually kept in mind success is certain. . As conjurers endeayor to deceive the eye, so ventrilo quists try to deceive the ear. The "distant voice" originates at that spot in the throat where the "cluck" takes place when drinking, so without any facial contortions or movement of the lips the words most be forced against . the back part of the palate one by one; with a series of short, quick breaths, at the Bame time strengthening the sounds by using the muscles of the stomach, which will give them increased power. mo that they will reach the audience clear and distinct. The farther off the sound is supposed to be the smaller the quantity of breath must be expired. The great fault with beginners is straining after effect. No sooner do they make a little headway and begin to feel their' feet than they want to run, a proceeding which will bring their endeavors to a dismal failure. Chambers' Journal. DEAD BY THE TRACK. While Hi Laving- Mother Watte ud Watched in Vain for Him. "The Western and - Atlantic train left the track last night at Mclvor's, and Richard McClain, fireman, was killed." That was the message, almost brutal in its brevity, that was flashed over the wires from Atlanta to Brunswick. He was only a ' fireman, of small conse quence to this matter of fact world, with its rush and bustle, and so a three line paragraph in the morning papers was his obituary. But back of this bare notice of Mo Clain's death is one of the most pathetic stories in the history of railroad acci dents in Georgia. The dead man had a mother and family who lived in the val ley of the famous . Chickamauga, and about them centers the pathos of the story. . But let Engineer Adamson, who stood weeping over the body of his friend, tell it: "He was a good boy," he said; "one of the best hearted men in the world. And he loved his family sot Every night when he would run by bis home his mother would put out a light to let him know that all was well, and he would answer with a light. Last night she may have watched all night, for he didn't pass, and no doubt she was trou bled with the thought that something was wrong." And something was wrong. While the faithful mother, with her lamp of love a-flame, was straining her eyes through the darkness of the night to catch a gleam of the flashing headlight that announced 'all's well" with her son. that son was stark in death. The eyes that had watched for the light in the window that told of the safety of mother and kindred were glazed by death. No more would they strain through the dusk of the valley for the red ray which conveyed to him a mes sage of love from home. Richard was dead by the track! The loving mother, what of her? Through the dark watches she waited at the window, in her hand the beacon that assured Richard of the well being of the jewels of bis heart. But the rush and roar of the engine, and the flushing of the headlight through the swart reaches of the valley never came. The minutes ticked slowly by. "Richard is late to-night," thought the loving woman, "but Til wait a while longer. It is almost like a visit from him to catch a glipse of the headlight." So she waited till her eyes grew heavy with sleep. ; And Richard was dead by the track! Finally she said: "I'll leave the lamp in the window and lie down a while. I can hear the roar of the engine in time to wave the light." -Slumber came unconsciously to the loving but tired eyes. When she awoke the sun was shooting his silver arrows through the chinks of the room. The faithful heart turned toward the win dow. The lamp was extinguished. The mother sat up with great eyes staring at the darkened lamp. A shadow of woe came darkling over her, chilling the warm love currents of her heart. For Richard was dead by the track! Light and love had died together. Brunswick (Ga.) Times. Heavy Inabilities. "Say, girls," Raid one of a trio of young ladies, "let's go up on this car. The walks are very slippery." "Oh, I prefer the exercise of walking." answered one of her companions. "Well, 1 don't," said the remaining one, a tall blonde, Tm going to ride." With lit tle parley the three boarded the car.. They conversed pleasantly un til near Pearl street, when, as the con ductor approached for vheir fares, two of the girls began nervously unbuttoning their gloves. "Blanche, will you please pay my fare?" said one, turning to her neighbor. "I cant. I have only ten cents. But," said she, turning to the imperial blonde. "will you pay for us?" . "I haven't a cent," sententiously re plied the blonde. And with burning cheeks the young ladies signaled the con ductor and stepped silently but thought fully from the car. Their liabilities ex ceeded their assets Albany Argus. Cheese Paring!. Cheese parings are tney worth board ing? Certainly not, and yet thousands find in them an interesting occupation. It is a singular fact that there are many persons who spend all their .time in pe nuriously saving scraps, the accumu lated value of which is of no consequence whatever, yet who will now and again give away large sums of money. Some even will regularly subscribe to charita ble objects sums a small percentage of which would alter all their human rela tions, and make a number of fellow mor tals who come in contact with them happy day by day. Which is the wiser to endow a Chanty (with a capital C, mind) for strangers or to show charity at home? New York Ledger. Knows Only Two Tostt. Speaking of music, here is a true story of a well known and greatly esteemed Boston journalist to round out with: The journalist is so far from ' being a musician that he is accused of being des titute of the sense of tune. - One time he was rallied on this point by a lady of his acquaintance. . whb asked him point blank: , 1 "Is it true, Mr. A., that you don't know one tune from another?" "It is a fact," he said, "that I can't readily distinguish tunes apart. There are only two . tunes that I really know well." "What are they?" "Old Hundred and the lone; meter Doxology!" Boston Transcript. Worse Than Doing Nothing. "What in the world are von Arviniy?- yelled Cumso to his youngest, when he caugnc mm pounaing ms papa's watch witn a Hummer. 'Killin' time." reniied the infant. Harper's Baaar. RELICS FROM THE SHIPS. SOME OF THE QUEER THINGS SEEN IN OLD SOUTH STREET. Quaint FisrurehriuU Which' Hsve Inter esting HItot'ii'B How Some of Them . Were Handled Daring the Draft Blots'. A Pessimistic Old gait. A battered looking old fellow, wearing an 'antiquated chin beard that was the color of picked oakum, stood on South street yesterday, gazing at one of the big clipper ships that was loading prepara tory to a trip around "the Horn to San Francisco. His gaze was somber.' He seemed in some way discontented with affairs as they stood. ...Evidently he was not pleased with' his immediate sur roundings. " ."Handsome ship, that," remarked a . bystander to the veteran. . "Humph," snorted he of the oaken beard. "Mebbe you're a jedge o' ships."' "Well. no. but I thought" "Oh, you did," retorts the veteran. "Well,Ithort you did. Well, that air clipper she air well enough for her. I ain't savin' she ain't a bit handsome to look at, but I've seen a heap better. Thar wuz the Davy Crockett. She wuz a ship as was hansmn an' as did hansum. An' there wuz but what's the use? Times is chauged an' ships is changed an South street is changed. There's more wrecks along here than anything else. "What d'ye think I seen along here a while ago? Well, I went in one of them junk shops where they keeps all sorts of things that they . picks up from old ships, an' shiver me ef thar in that shop wuzn't the figurehead of a ship 1 sailed in thirty years ago. 'Twuz all battered an broke, but I knew it at once. Well, I bought it, an' I'm goin' to take it up to C"netrykut, where I live, an' keep it there. An' I ain't goin' voyagin' through South street any more. It makes me feel like a castaway hulk my self!' With this the ancient one re lapsed into a silence which he would not break. t THE OLD STYLE FIGUREHEAD. In one respect the old salt was right enough. South street can show an abundance of queer relics of wrecks and relics of brave men who have gone down to the sea in ships within the last thirty years or more. There are a number of shops that keep all sorts of queer things on hand. They pick these things up in a variety of ways, and there is a consid erable sale for them. There are figureheads, for instance. In the olden time every ship of any pre tensions had a figurehead. Owners of vessels vied in their efforts to secure fine designs, and the enterprising gentlemen who modeled the representations of fair maids, sea nymphs, of trim midshipmen or of admirals in uniform did a right pretty business. A simple sort of scroll work has taken the place of the dashing figures of the past. Of course there, are exceptions. The Dig Jinglisli four master, the Falkland, has an excellently modeled representa tion of the Fair Maid of Perth above her cutwater. The clipper ship Seminole nas a beminole brave in full war paint, and there are others. v In the main, how ever, the old time figurehead has fallen into desuetude. Just off South street, before a shop in which nautical instruments are sold. there is the figure of a sailor that has evidently seen many and many a storm. He looks as though he had been crimped and shanghaied times beyond number. Part of his nose is gone, some one has made a pot shot at one of his eyes, but there is a jaunty, wicked leer upon his race ana an expression that says: "Here's a (-alt as has sailed, an' be Diowed to ye EFFIGY OF. GEN. BOLIVAR. There are a couple of old figureheads to De seen on South street that have had very hard experiences on land as well as on sea. One of these is an effhrv of Gen. Bolivar, and was the figurehead of the amp of that name. Originally the effigy was so painted as to appear dressed in full naval uniform, cocked hat and alL At the time of the draft riots the rioters, having nothing eise to Qo at one tame, stood across the street and fired bullets at him. He re ceived full many a wound that day, but tie -stands in bis place still, stiff and erect. Another figurehead fared even worse at the same hands. It was intended to represent Samuel Kimball, of Kennebec Me., but it left the sea Borne forty years ago. it was tnen placed where it now stands, to call attention to a store. The draft rioters had rare sport with it one day. They tied a rope around its neck, dragged it here and there in wild elee. Then they made it the central figure of a Donnre. Just as it was being consumed the police came down and rescued it. It was repainted, and today, impassive and dignified, it passes its time studying human nature as it is on South street. But there are other curios to be found in this locality besides figureheads. There is one shop where more or less warlike articles can be- found. There you can see ugly weapons taken from Chinese and Malay pirates; you can find queer looking weapons taken from na tives on tho African coast or the wax clubs of the Patagonians at least you will be told they are. New York Mail and Express. 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