The Dalles Daily Chronicle. SATURDAY. - - - - FEB.. 14,1891 METEOBOLOGIOAL EEPOET. Pacific Rela- D.t'r W State Const bab. tlve of 8. of Time. " Hum Wind a Weather. 8 A. M 29.66 28 M 8W Pt Cl'dy 3 P. M 29.70 40 76 W " Maximum temperature, 44; minimum tern- perature, 2. Total pncipitation from July up to date, 4.25: Hverage precipitation lrom july to date, 15.67; averatftj demciency from July 1st to date, 11.32. WEATHER PROBABILITIES. Thk Dalles, Feb. 14, 1891. Weather . forecast till IS m., Monday; rain and snow on high altitudes. Stationary tem perature. RAIN LOCAL BREVITIES. The militia fired several volleys in front of the Vogt Grand after the parade . last night. D. McLaughlin master mechanic, and J. Walch general foreman of the Albina whops, are in the city. The tin horns and cow-bells manip ulated by the small boy last night really seemed to be able to make themselves heard all over the county. Mr. Herb Glasier sent up the big fire balloon last night. It acted sensibly and followed the course of the Columbia up through Eastern Oregon. When Mr. Nolan made his bow to the audience last night, some perverse kid in the galleries sung out "Oregonian," and brought down the house. Mr. Walter S. Elliott, of Indiana and a late employee of the Union Pacific companv at-X11 Grande, has accepted a position as night clerk at the depot here. Four of the inhabitants of the tent city at the resevoir, assisted in adding to the incarnadine complexion of the city last night, and are doing penance in the city jail this morning. Governor Pennoyer, Senator Mitchell and Dolph and Binger Hermann have all performed valuable service of the state but B. S. Pague has performed the most signal service of them all. Residents of The Dalles who have been at Salem looking after our interest, com plained of the mud in the Willamette valley. They can't see anything fine about a cilmate when there's rain and mud nine months of the year. Master Lynden Garretson the three-vear-old son of Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Gar retson found a beautiful crocus growing 'In the yard, and brought it to this office. I Lynden is a bright little fellow and has 4 our thanks for his pleasant gift, and yet nore pleasant remembrance of ns. A Belgian gun manufacturer says it is a mystery to him what becomes of all the guns made. They are not perisahble or easily destroyed, yet year after year the great manufacturers have increased their works until the number of guns and pistols that are made each year are something enormous, and the trade, in stead of decreasing, is constantly grow ing. Judge Schutz is busily engaged today in moving his big safe into the office formerly occupied by Col. Lang. He told us privatelyjthat Drew's barber shop was so close to his door that people com ing into his office expected to get shav d. We all know the genial judge, and know that insinuation is undeserved hence appreciate his effort to get away from the evil suggestion. Through the kindness of Rev. James A. Varney state inspector of fruit pests and horticultural commissioner of the 4th district we received today the first biennial report of the commission, which will be noticed hereafter. The commis- - sion has done excellent work, and Mr. Varney nas.been foremost in it. lie is an expert in matters pertaining to our orchards. "A Hint to the Wine, Yon Know." If some of the boys and girls are not very careful how they pick up things in the stores when they thinkthe proprietor and clerks are not looking at them, they will surely come to grief. The boys who took those tablets yesterday out of the book store are on the wrong track. Boys don't do it any more ; better go back and get on the right track, and when you go into a store try to keep your hands off the oranges and apples. The store keep ers see more than you think they do. City Treasurer's Notice. All City Warrants registered prior to July 6, 1889 are now due and payable, Interest ceases on and after date. J. 8. Fish. February 7, 1891. City Treas. The question has been asked, "In what respect are St. Patrick's Pills bet' ter than any other?" Try them, You will find that they produce a pleasanter cathartic effect, are more certain in their action, and that they not only physic but cleanse the whole system and regulate the liver and bowels. For sale at 25 cents per box by Snipes & Kinersly, fiSvery man knows how good he would Tw were he some other man. For a'eTiti bruise, burn or scald, there is nothing equal to Chamberlin's Paint Balm. It heals the parts more quickly than any other application, and unless the injury is very severe, no near is ieii For sale by Snipes & Kinersly. The windows of the Baldwin resturant . . present a fine appearance this morning and amongst the early vegetables we notice that Mr. Graham shows the finest Nnrwiv rabbasre we have seen this spring. Billy is bound to have the best CAN BE PURCHASED. The Forfeited Land are Now Subject to Purchase. Captain Lewis register of the land office baa received a telegram from the commissioner of the general land office stating that the forfeited lands are sub ject to purchase as pvovided in the cir cular of January 3d, which was printed in this paper at the time. THE PORTAGE ROAD. The Committees of Two States Meet at Portland Today. ' Portland, Feb. 14. The meeting of the special committees appointed by Oregon and Washington legislatures to consider the feasibility of joint action in building the portage system at Cascades and The Dalles reconvened at 10 o'clock this morning. Several engin eers appeared before the committee and gave estimates and views as to. the prac ticability of the scheme. No definite action was taken. The committe is still in session. " Court Notes. The following business was transacted yesterday: Curtis vs. Thompson ; sheriffs sale confirmed. Gibons, Macallister & Co. vs. R. S. Thompson & Son; order for sale of attached property. State vs. Chas. Johnson ; arraigned. ' State vs. Thomas Hannan and Wil liam Ryan ; pleaded guilty to larcency from a store. The cases of Coyle, Frost, Skalkeim, Restorf and Flaherty against the O. S. L. & U. N. were settled for $2000 each. Buckley vs. Buckley, divorce ; referred to J. M. Huntington. Assignment of A. J. Douglas, estate; settled, and assignee discharged. Baldwin vs. Phillips; sheriff's sale confirmed. Assignment of E. C. Miller, estate; settled, and assignee discharged. Mary L. Atwell vs. W. Atwell ; . de cree of divorce. This morning the case of the State against Charles Johnson was called and defendant pleaded guilty. The case ofjSnipes vs. the O. S. L.&U. N. for burning property near Rowena is on trial before a a jury today. Grand Jury Report. In the circuit court of the state of Oregon for Wasco county. In the matter of the final report of the Grand jury for February term, 1891. To the Honorable, the Circuit Court above named : We, the grand jury for the February term, 1891, respectfully show to the court that we have been in session five days, and have inquired into all crimes committed within the county so far as they have come to our knowledge, and have found and reported to the court five true bills and three not true bills, We have also inquired into the condi tion and management of all offices per taining to the courts of justice in the county, and find that the same are in good condition and are, and have Iteen, carefully and properly managed and kept so far as we are able to judge We also visited the county hospital where the sick and indigent are -kept, and found that the same is well kept. and that the inmates thereof have good care and attention and comfortable quarters and are well provided for, We also inquired into the condition or management of the public prisons in the county, and find that they are in as good condition as circumstances will permit We find however that the county jail is badly constructed for ventilation, and that it is difficult, if not impossible, to keep the same in a healthy condition. We find that the cells in . which the prisoners are kept at night are so situated that there is almost no ventilation at all therefor, and that the atmosphere therein is fetid, impure and unhealthy. We think that there is urgent need of some kind of change so that these cells may be more thoroughly ventilated. We therefore recommend that the county court take immediate action in this matter. Having disposed of all business that has been brought before us, and having no further business to transact, we respectfully ask to be discharged. George Rowland, ' Foreman, Dalles City, Feb. 13th 1891. "The DerU'a Teakettle." - Klamath Star. That Boiling hot-hole known as "The Devil's Teakettle," just a mile from town, is a perfect horror. The water trembles and sparkles with heat and sends up from the dark mouth of the cauldron a vapor whose hot, withering kiss causes tne grass to curl up ana die There is no fence around it, and the earth is crumbling away from beneath its surface. Nobody can look upon its frightful possibilities without a painful sense of fear and abhorrence. What if sombody, standing there to look down 1 .1 3 3 1 1 . ... niuuiu Duuueuiy winK inrougn ine crust People might walk into it at night, or i runaway team haul its human freight into it. Cattle falling into it are boned to a jelly .in ten minutes. Sight-seers are continually going there, and the hor rible cauldron ought to be fenced. The civilization of this country shouts in our consciences, "Fence out those horrible possibilities." Oliver brewer. Cromwell was the son of a Electricitv moves at the rate of 882 000 miles a second. There are 7,000,000 pores in the human pooy. A CONDON.. FIRE. The Gil man County Jail Ablaxe. The . Lusty Lungs of a Prisoner Brings Relief in the Nick of Time. The Eoesil Journal. Condon, Feb. 11. 1891. The county jail caught fire this fore noon about 11 o'clock. The stove sits outside the steel cage, and rather close to the window sash on the east side of the jail building which is made of wood. The window sash was pitch pine. While all the occupants of the court house, which is situated near the jail, and dep uty sheriff were down town to dinner, the prisoners in the steel cell discovered that the window eash had caught fire from the heat of the stove. The lusty lungs of this bad youth, who is incarcer ated for stealing a dog, brought help from down town. He must have yelled for dear life, for the jail is out on the prairie about 150 yards from town. There were about fifty buckets of water on hand within five minutes of the alarm being heard, and the fire was put out be fore it did any more damage than to burn out the window frame. Later on, about 12 :30, after everybody had gone away, Mr. Anthony, deputy sheriff, discovered that the fire was not all out and the town folk had another little run. A small blaze had crept be tween the studding, but it . was soon quenched. The cage was not damaged at all, nor was the prisoner hurt, but he was frightened. 1 he wind was howling over the prairie and had the prisoner not yelled like a scared Indiau, and the boys not re- ponded promptly, the iail. and perhaps the clerk's and sheriff's office building, would have been burned. On Hand. J. M. Huntinuton & Co. announce that they are prepared to make out the necessary papers lor parties wishing to file on so called railroad land. Appli. cants should have their papers all ready oetore going to the land office so as to avoid the rush and save time. Their office is in Opera Honse Block next to main entrance. A prominent physician and old army surgeon in eastern Iowa, was called away from home for a few days ; during his ab sence one of the children contracted a severe cold and his wife bought a bottle of Chamberlin's Cough Remedy for it. They were so much pleased that they afterwards used several bottles at var ious times. He said, from experience with it, he regarded it as the most reli- r , , , .... auie preparation in use ior coias and mat it came the nearest being a specific of any medicine he had ever seen. For sale by Snipes & Kinersly. Washington Irvine's father was a Stotchman. while his mother was a Eng lish parentage. . . CHRONICLE SHORT STOPS. Follow the crowd and you will find us. Maieb & Benton. For coughs and colds use 2379. Mr. J. W. Stewart, of Chicago, will introduce some fine large work at Prof. n.astman's gallery. (Jail and be con vinced. Does S. B. get there? "I should smile." S. B. Did you hear that noise last night? mat was the drop in our prices. Maieb & Benton. Do you want to enioy good health and live to a good old age, buy your dressed chickens of J. H. Cross. C. E. Dunham will cure vour head ache, cough or pain for 50 cenls, S. B, Among others we have received these new gooda during the week. A full and complete stock of salt fish. These you should sample. maieb. & Benton. Big bargains in real estate at 116 Court fet. rirst come, first served. Do you want your cows to give good rich milk and lots of it, buy your alfalfa hav and teed ot J . 11. Uross. Get your land papers prepared bv J. M. Huntington & Co. Opera House Block, Washington St. Sliced hams, boneless hams, ham sau sage and dried fish at Central Market. The best fitting pantaloons of the latest style are made py John Pashek in Opera House block on Third street. 2379 is the cough syrup for children. Get me a cigar from that fine case at bmpes & K-inersiey's. You need not cough! : Blakelev & Houghton will cure it for 50 cents. S. B ne nnest stock of silverware ever brought to The Dalles at W. E. Garret sons, becond street. Snipes & Kinersly are anxious to cure your headache for 50 cents. 8. B. For a lame back, a pain in the side or chest, or for tootache or earache, prompt relief may be had bv using Chamber- sale by Snipes & Kinersly. Those easy chairs made bv Livermore & Andrews are the neatest thirnr of the kind ever made. They are just the thing ior your porcn or lawn in the summer, and are as comfortable and easv as an old shoe. Call and see them at 77 Court street.. I have something specially fine to offer for this season. Blue Point Oysters, Diamond Brand Eastern Oysters, . Booth's "Old Honesty" Brand, Salmon Bellies, . Canned Salmon, Eastern Codfish, Canned Shrimps, Canned Lobsters, Choice Eastern Codfish, No. 1 Chicken Mackerel, -Extra Ohoioe White Pish, , Smoked Holland Herring, -Pickled Oysters and Lobsters, French and American Sardines. Yours Sell-fish-ly, 62 John Booth, M SECOND STREETUU Asea of Early American- Statesmen. No fallacy is more firmly fixed in the public mind than that which represents the eetaohBhment of our government as the work of old men. The delusion is imbibed in childhood, and is uncon sciously cultivated by the text books used in school. - The fathers of the re public" are depicted in all the histories with wigs, queues and other accessories of dress that ' apparently betoken age, and the pupil naturally concludes that they must have been old when the na tion was bom. In point of fact they were an uncom monly young set of men. George Wash ington, senior in age as well as in author ity and influence, was but 43 when the Revolution broke out, and 57 when he became first president; Thomas Jeffer son only 83 when he wrote the Declara tion of Independence; Alexander Hamil ton but 82 when he became secretary of tke treasury; James Madison onlv 23 when he was made member of a Vir ginia committee of safety, and 86 when he was Hamilton's great collaborator in the production of that political classic The Federalist. Nor were the . leaders in the great en terprise exceptional in this matter of age. Forty names were signed to the constitution of the United States on the 17th of September, 1787. Leaving out of account four whose birthdays are not given by the books of reference, only nve of the remaining thirty-six had reached the age of 60; twenty of the number were less than 45 years old, and twelve were under 40, among the latter being one (Hamilton) of 30, another of 29, & third of 28, and a fourth who lacked some months of 27 when the convention met. The average age of all the mem bers did not quite reach 45 years. The most important committee to which the instrument was referred for final re vision .consisted of five members, four of whom were between 30 and 88 years of age,, the fifth and least prominent being 60. Century. The Baths of Londos. There are as many great baths in Lon don as there are theatres in New - York city. They are Turkish, Roman, vapor, electric, swimming, medicated, hot, cold, tepid and salt. The most interesting are tne great public baths. Nearly every district of London has one. and often there are public wash houses in connec tion with them. Some of the older of these baths are dark and more or less gloomy, but the newer ones are very in vi ting. Take the Battersea public bath as an example. Its first class tank is 100 feet long by 85 feet wide, with a depth of 6 feet at one end and 8 feet at the other. It is lined with white glazed bricks, roofed with wood and iron and ventilating skylights, and has fifty locked dressing boxes. In the same building there is a second class bath, 75 feet by 25 feet in size. At certain times women use both baths. The water is heated when it is desirable. These baths are distinctly popular. The first class price varies from a shilling to f ourpence, and the Becond class from sixpence to two pence, the cheaper baths being those in the more thickly populated parts of the city. The wash houses connected with many of the baths seem to be of very great public benefit. Julian. Ralph in Harper's Weekly. Secret of Saving; Gas Bills. For several months a Brooklyn man has been terrified by the size of his gas bills. He is a family man and enjoys a good income, but he does not tamely submit to swindling and extortion. Be lieving he was being robbed he com plained to the company which supplies him, but it availed him nothing. Stall the bills were presented with un varying regularity, and as the days shortened and the nights lengthened they became larger. Finally he grew desperate, but was still powerless. . At last he found an unexpected ray of hope. It came in the shape of this ad vertisement in a newspaper, printed . in big type: "Reduce your gas bills over 75 per cent. Secret free by mail for only $2. Address , Cincinnati, O," . Eagerly the oppressed citizen sent on his money and anxiously he awaited the receipt of the secret which ha felt would be the means of keeping hundreds of dollars in his pockets. In a few days the secret came. . With trembling hands he tore open the envelope and extracted a card. On this he saw in big, black type, "Use kerosene oiL" For a few days the citizen kept his secret, bnt at last his wife gave it away. New York Herald. - Thirteen Tears' Work with a Penknife. Nicholas Levialer has erected in his parlor a wooden model of a large coun try residence which he made with a pen knife. The building measures four feet by two, is two stories high, with a French roof and observatory, and has bow windows and porches. A flight of stairs connects the first and second floors, both of which are neatly carpeted, and the walls are covered with paper. The parlor and bedrooms are filled with fur niture, and have chandeliers hung from the ceilings. The model contains nearly "all mod ern conveniences. It stands in a gar den that occupies almost all the parlor floor. On the grounds are gravel walks. witn settees, a pump and tzoGgh, an airy little structure for courting couples, and a strong watchdog. Mr. Levisler, who is a laborer, has been at work on the model for thirteen years, doing small parts at night when he returned from his day's occupation. Baltimore Sun. Ostriches l California.' xne successful importations or os triches from southern Africa in 1882 and 1883 caused a great deal of alarm to the Cape Colony growers, and the provincial parliament imposed an export duty of $500 a head upon them. Notwithstand ing this well nigh prohibitory tax, en terprising Americans have since brought over something like 100 birds, and those already here have done so well that it is only a question of time when semi-trop ical California will supply this continent with its ostrich plumes. Cor. Chicago News. HOHTB DflLtLtES, Wash. . In, the last two weeks large sales of lots TrTSt-- have been made at Portland, Tacoma, Forest in the WeBt- . Grove, McMinnville and The Dalles. All BootandShoe are satisfied that i,.,. North Dallk Furniture Wfj. NORTH UALLES Wjre wrls Is now the place for investment. New Man- CuGBliCal ufactories are to be added and iiiCJluo a ue uextau aays will be lm- Several portant ones for this new city. JW Cfltt3fTP can at the office of the Interstate Or 72 "Washintrtrvn St. POPTT a -ntt rw O. D. TAYLOR, THE -: DEALERS IN :- Siapie and Fancy Groceries, Hay, Grain and Feed. Gheap Express Wagons flos. 1 and 2. Orders left at the Store will receive prompt attention. Trunks and Packages delivered to any part of the City. Wagons always on hand when Trains or Boat arrivea. No. 122 Cor. Washington and Third. Sts. H- R- GLHSIER DEALER IN pine Cigars and TobacGo Pipes, Cigarettes and Smokers' Notions. GO TO THE SMOKER'S EMPORIUM. 109 Second St., The Dalles. D. W. EDWARDS, DEALER IN Paints, Oils, Glass, tions, Artists' Materials, Oil Paintings, Ciroinosani Steel Engravings. Mouldings and Picture Etc., Paper Trimmed Free. 3Eo-t-u.x-o Frame ACade to Order. . 276. and 278, Second Street. 31. O. NICKELSEN, -DEALER IN- STATIONERY. UOTIOflS, BOOKS AND MUSIC. Cor. of TM aM Washington Sts, Tne Dalles, Oregon. HL C. NIELS6N, Clothier and Tailor, events' Fvirnlsliiiis Ooods, tyats aijd Qap5, Jrui, ilalises, Soots AZid. Slioes, 33to. CORNER OF SECOND AND WASHINGTON STS., THE DALLES, OREGON. : For the Best Brands and Purest J. O. MHCK, Ul7ole$ale : Ijquor : Dealer, 171 SECOND STREET, THE DALLES, OREGON. ; ' large improve- KFW RRinPP Jlem toilroad Investment Co . D AXLES, Or. Wall Papers, Decora Frames, Cornice Poles - - The Dalles, Or. Quality of Wines and Liquors, go to :-