JL THINGS YOU DINNER. TRAINING Entertaining Tour Guesta Which An Kot Commoopljwwt It is very hard to invent anything now that -will help to make a dinner pass off -weu ana mage it remembered. If one Has money enough and braine it is lees nmctut, but there are always bo many people who have more money and croite as generous an allowance of brains who Aave done the thing before and done it bo much better. The gastronomic part of the dinner ia not considered that is a matter for the cook; but there is orach more to a good dinner than food, although some people win deny this and call it absurd. .There is a great deal in making the diners at ase with one another if they chance to be strangers, and that cannot be done by substituting Little Neck clams for oysters. Bnt it was done very cleverly the other night in this city where some bright young people of New York were to meet some as clever young people 11 um two otner cities. - When they seated themselves they iumwi a, large, square envelope at each plate addressed to each of the dinner party, and with mutual bows of . the head they opened them with some curi osity and read them with gradually in- -creaBmg' smiles. Each note began abruptly as follows: -Jay JJear Miss," or "Mr.," as the case was, "This is to assist you getting along well with the man or girl on your ngni. iiis run name is , and he is interested in , noted for , talks well on , and becomes tiresome on his special hobby, which is Then followed a warning not to speak of such and such topics, or to refer to this or that political, religious or public ques tion in terms of disrespect. Of course the notes were at once passed - on to the man on the right, and so on around the table, and the ice in conse quence was broken at once. It is just as well to remember, however, that the writer of the notes should possess great tact, and not too keen a sense of humor, because the slightest jest which might offend would be fataL The opportunities in the way of din ner cards and menu cards are vast Sometimes they can be made very pleas ant reading by clever quotations under the names, which compliment or satirize the diners, and sometimes they can be made very valuable by autographs and sketches by clever artists. One man in Philadelphia, who is noted for this sort of thing, gave a dinner to a theatre party who were going to see Henry Irving, and had the menu cards made of photographs of the actor,, with The Hospitals in New York City Which men ana Women tow Nursing. ine ueUevue Training School for Nurses wes started on May 1, 1873, with a superintendent and five nurses, having five wards under their care : In 1880 the school had 62 pupils and had graduated 845;. while as a direct out growth of that modest, beginning there are inree otner great schools in New York alone. These are the New York mty, which has 64 pupils and has Gradu ated 263; the New York hospital, with 48 pupils and 193 graduates, and Mount tunai, with 50 pupils , and 111 graduates. xnere are also smaller schools in the city, but, great or small, BeUevue must always be honored as the pioneer. Her graduates are at the head of most of the important schools and hospitals in the country, and have even - gone so far aneia as Jujgland, Italy and China, lhe next school to be established was tne mew York citv. which wa owwi by the commissioners of charities and correction in 1877, and is entirely sup ported by the city. . Until 1889 it was known as the Charity Hospital school, because it began there, but AM it o-nrar its work spread, until the old name was misleading and had to be changed. It is now the largest and in some re spects the most important of all rh schools, as it nurses five different hos pitalsCharity and Maternity on Black well's Island, the Infants hospital on Randall's Island, Gouverneur. at Onn. verneur Slip, and Harlem, at the foot of East One Hundred and Twentieth street, the two last being- accident hospitals, while at Charity the cases are largely cnronic. .Besides the nrmila me scnopi there are thirty-two perma- iicuu traineu nurses at Chantv anrl Ran dall's Island, making nearly a hundred in an, lor whom the superintendent is uirecuy responsible, and over wrmm av, has full authority. The other schools in the city are supported from the funds of ine nospit&fr, which they nurse. Mrs. r reaencK jtninelander Jones in Scrib- ner s. . Fish with Brau Labels. If any one engaged in sea fishiner should capture fish with brass labels tied to their tails with aluminum wire or a riWfc oiiv i-oru an explanation will no .doubt be somewnat eagerly desired. There are nunareos or nsh so treated in the sea, and it need not be concluded that tical jokers have been at work. The brass label is an indication that the fish wearing it has been m the hands of the grave men of science who are investigat es me uarara, tne rood and the growth i madam I am not Repudiating; Hl Own Mother. The recent death in Canada of Mra. Sterling, mother of Charles M. Sterling, who was executed at Youngstown, O. for the murder of Lassie Grombacher. has unveiled the facts concerning an In cident that occurred shortly before his execution. His mother came from Max well, Can., and though he had left home when but a lad with maternal intuition she recognized him. When bronght to his cell Sterling without the quiver of a muscle said: "You are mistaken, your son, She implored him to recognize her, but ne rerused, and she returned home half convinced that she was mistaken. To nis counsel Sterling said: ' "She is my mother, bnt I could not break her heart ' by tellins her that har son would be hung. Keen it secret nn she dies." - ' - ' , r . Her death caused his attomevl W a Anderson, to break the seal of silence.' r it was the most dramatic scan a I oinr witnessed." said Mr. Anderson. "I seen all the tragedians of the past quar ter of a century, but none that comnsuwd to the scene on that occasion. The mother, every line in her face showing the most intense adt ering, and her heart nearly broken, while the son, knowing that the truth would kill her. stood HI a statue, his face showing the pallor of death, assuring her that she was mis taken. Such intensity of action was never produced on any staea. It not be. "Cincinnati Enquirer. . - .MknA nbUOLU- ment. In the event of the fish beinsr tured by any one who will give informa- neatn. At another time he save a din ner at the Rittenhouse club to a dozen men, on which occasion the menu cards were printed without punctuation and in a solid block of type, something like ma: JjicuenecKciamspeasoupwhitebait ifthestewardcannotgetwhitebaitbroileds meltslambsbrains, etc. The card end ed with, "Cheeseandtheusualsweetthings" coff eeandlargef atexpensi vecigars. " Some menu cards now have places for "the autographs of the diners, and some time during the dinner they are started around the table with stylographic pens, and every one present signs his name to every other person's card until he gets his own back again. New York Even ing Sun. A London Method. London is covered with houses which have been huddled together anyhow by the speculative builder, on borrowed, money, and without much, if any, re gard for the comfort or convenience of the. persons who are doomed to inhabit them. How the thing is worked was -briefly explained the other day in the bankruptcy court A receiving order was made against a builder who began business thirty years ago, admittedly without any capital In due time he became a bankrupt That, we may as sume, did not hurt him very much. At any rate, we shortly afterward find him carrying on his business again, and then in the course of another nine years he once more found his way into the bankruptcy court On that occasion there was the cheerful payment of one shilling in the pound an unusually large dividend under the circumstances. On he went again, more gayly than be fore. Then he "worked" several build ing estates with a firm of solicitors, but somehow or other that did not answer, and consequently that enterprising gen tleman made his third appearance in the court Thus do the. gods sometimes persecute those whom they love. Lon don Herald. . Wood Like Steel. jarrah wood forms the subject of an interesting article in The Kew Bulletin. This wood, a native of western Australia and a species of eucalyptus, has several valuable properties which fit it for special uses, but it is so hard that it cannot h easily worked with ordinary tools. Were not ior the fact that ships are now mostly built of steel jarrah wood would . form a valuable material for their con struction, for vessels built of it have after twenty-five years' service been found as sound as when launched, although they have not been sheathed with copper. The Kew authorities have been in com munication with some of the London Testacies, and as a result jarrah wood is being tried in the London streets for paving purposes. Something Like Leather. Student (from Pontefract; alias Pom - fret) I say, professor, whatever did they make soldiers' shoes of in Csesar'a time? Professor Of leather, I presume. Was there anything taore suitable in those days, do you think? Student No; but not the kind we use, you know. 'Ow do you think the h'ides of March would 'ave answered? Puck. The Non-Comprehension of a Word. The Head Waiter Isn yo gwine f tip me, sah? Mr. Hayborn Lord, not I won't touch yer. You ain't been very tentive, but I don't lay it np agin yer 'nough V lay hands on yer. Judge. tion to the scientific cruisers of the Scofc- tisn fishery board on the Garland thfr will oe something known about its mi. gratory naoits. its rate of growth in a state oi rreeaom may also be investigat ed. It might be thought that the chance of meeting with these labeled fish again would be very small, but it appears that me vrariana cruisers themselves have re captured 2i per cent, of the nlaice and 18 per cent of the cod wearing tMr medals. But only plaice, cod and skate were recaptured. The experiments are to be continued on a large scale. They do not interfere with the health nf , fish, which when recaught are plump and lu swu condition. London Illustrated News. John Ia the Qlder. Among a certain coterie in this citv more or less speculation was a short time since going on concerning the rela tive ages of Senator Charles B. Farwell and his brother John V., the merchant prince. It was of no use to consult the public records, for they differed and were not reliable. And as .Tnh v simply shook his head mid smiled in answer to inquiries on the subject, and as the senator when in Waahinfrnn in clined to express himself in writing, the individuals interested were compelled to iet tneir tnirst tor knowledge continue unslakened until the latter should re turn. When he did return he was ill, but that was no obstacle, and upon gain- iuS uih presence me committee put the question to him. The senator looked at them for a moment, raised himself on ms eioow and replied in feeble tones: was wsrn nrst, but John is the oiaer. Then he lay down on his pillow, turned over, and the committee, bursting with a plethora of information, withdrew. Chicago Herald. From Slavery to Affluence. The will of the late Roswell J. ha been admitted to riroht. Sr, gate Adlington. The deceased was a slave before the war; and often related in the prayer meetings which he attend ed some of his experiences and the inci dents of his conversion to Christianity in his early life. Upon obtaining his free dom he came to this city and bought a small farm upon what was then the out skirts of the city, and which has since been built up into the fine residence sec tion now bounded by Park avenue. Brighton avenue. Meigs and Rowley streets. Although real estate speculators reaped some of the benefit of the tre-' mendous increase in the value of this property, Mr. Jeffries was at his death a rich man. He lived to the advanced age of 90 years. His wife and four ehildw, survive him. The exact value of hi . tate is not known, but it is certainlv over $00.000. Rochester Post-ExDress. Wealthy. A prominent citizen of St Paul was in Minneapolis and met a former acquaint ance whose ordinary condition was what is known -as impecunious. This time, however, his face was fairly beaming. "How are you?" he asked in a cheerful bass voice as he extended his hand to the man from St. PauL "First rate. How are you?" "Splendid! Do you know" here he dropped his voico to a confidential key "I've been given the use for life of a half million dollar estate over on Nicol let avenue?,; "You have?" asked the other man in astonishment' "Yes; the public library." St Paul Pioneer-Press. ... Walt Whitman's Humor. Walt Whitman is popularly thought to have no sense of humor, but one day a young man dropped in upon him at hie humble home in Camden, N. J., intro duced himself as a poet, and begged to be allowed permission to read selections from a bundle of manuscripts which he carried. "No, thank yon," said Whit man,, courteously but firmly, "I have been paralyzed twice." San Francisco Argonaut. To Lubricate His Words. Miss Do Gimp (looking through the samples of a drummer for a material house) What do you carry this little oil can for? ' ; Drummer I wear that under my tongue when I tackle a rough customer. Jewelers' Weekly. Burled In Perfume. Passing throngs gazed curious! v at a strange plant that sprang up in the win dows of the Chinese laundries Ponr,l without poetry in their firm 1 ij ?j .-L-1 -i. hinted that the almond eyed Mongolians were raising onions. The emperor's subjects were innocent of t.h ho charge The essence of human emo tions was clustered in th whiA oa yellow petals of the flower. ' ' The plant is called a ChinesA MIt Chinamen at this 6eason of the year im port it. from their native land. The. place it in a vessel filled with pebbles and water and the flower is in full bloom till Christmas, when it imparts a beauti ful odor that fills a room with perfume. The grateful foreigners have presented their friends in this city with Drertv specimens as a token of their gratitude ior Kindness snown them PiftoKm, Dispatch. - Small Bonnets for the Theatre. The men in town are looking forward to a delightful winter for playgoing. it is all on account of the ladies' bonnet. A year ago they were only comparable to cart wheels and steeples, but now they are the most modest, low and snug little hats. As for the bonnets, at tha opening night of a new play at the Bijou two well known bankers and the presi dent of a trunk line railroad escorted their wives to front seats, and all the men in the house felt like breaking out with applause. This was because these wealthy men's wives wore honnnta that -just covered the tops of their heads little confections of lace that looked pretty and stole no one's vir f tne stage. New York Sun. J. M. HUNTINGTON & CO flbsteeters, Heal Estate and Insuranee Agents. 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