, AT FIVE O'CLOCK. And so the day ia orsr. - And It's time for a cup of teas I feel like the veriest rover . Who returns successfully! I shopped to such satisfaction; My new hat is so neat; My gown will spread distraction - Among the girls I meet. 1 found the loveliest notions For making Christmas things; I'll return all Tom's devotions With cute embroiderings. Ah, if only that ring were Anna Just the friend I long to see; I shall tell her In what manner I discouraged Dudie Lelgh. Oh. aren't you a perfect treasure To think of me at five! The hour of coziest leisure Human beings can contrive! Bow merrily burns the fire x Behind its glittering dogst How the kettle's steam mounts higher Like Narragansett fogsl Shall I brew the flowers of Pekoe. Or the wayward caravan! Tor my daintiest cup I'll seek ofa. Here it is. dear Nan! Tea, this ring means that it's Tom. dean Hi will be hers right away. Of all my comings home, dear. L. The happiest came today Hawthorne Lathrop in Harper's Bazar w The Dumb Book Agent. ' -A. woman has bit upon a deceptive de rice bo original that it ought to be sos ceptible of protection by patent, for it invariably eecarea interested attention to a book agent. It is true that its orig inator and operator is an exceedingly pretty young -woman, demure of aspect and modest in dress; but hard hearted man has learned to withstand the ordi nary charms of the gentle sex when they are applied to the arts of canvassing, and the most beautiful specimen is just about as quickly repulsed as the ugliest one. But this genius enters on office, silently approaches the object upon whom she proposes to operate, lays a neat little slate before him and writes on it: "i am dumb." A book agent who can't talkt The ' wonder of it compels attention at once. The winsome creature can hear well enough (and it is hardly a secret that she can talk, too, when she wishes to) and to the questions of the man she writes quaint little replies on her slate, incidental to a display of the book which Bhe is selling, and in nineteen cases out of twenty she gets a cash order. Of coarse her harvest may be brief, for she can reap the field but once, bat it is a rich one. New York Sun. The Fashionable Handkerchiefs The maiden fair of olden time who used to wave her white handkerchief to the knight departing to fight her battles would open her eyes very wide if she could see the handkerchief of today. The" most fashionable are made of crepe lisse. with an embroidered edge and in every color imaginable, from brilliant scarlet to pale Nile greeu, and from jet black to clear white. Some very unique effects are produced by contrast of color The black handkerchief is usually a square of silk muslin, with a full frill of fine black lace about it. Any girl can easily make one of these for herself. For every day use the white handkerchief of lawn, with a narrow hemstitched border a very narrow one and a fine frill of lace Valenciennes not half an inch wide about it is preferred. Elaborate mono grams are no longer fancied, but instead the initials of the owner in small letters and in what is known as running fash ion are choRen. Mrs. Mallon in Ladies Home Journal. An American Sinner Abroad. Mme. Belle Cole, the American con tralto, has the finest turnout in London. An experienced and daring horsewoman, she is to be seen every afternoon whirl ing in her stylish phaeton through Hyde park, the admiration of lords, ladies and hoi poDoi. who gape in dumb astonish ment at the prowess with which the fa mous singer puts her splendid bay through his paces. You put a spirited thoroughbred English horse in front of a light running American vehicle con taining a handsome, well dressed and cool headed woman, and the effect upon the British public is simply electrical. Eugene Field in Chicago News. A Girl Who Is a Mathematician. Mathematical honors multiply for women. Miss Julia Rappicourt. of Melbourne. Australia, took honors in Greek and French at Melbourne uni versify at the age of 16. Now. at the age of 19. in the examination for the clerical division of the Victoria civil service, with 190 competitors, the dili gent young lady secures 493 marks out of a possible 600 in mathematics the highest rank ever taken in such a com petition. She hopes to take her degree of M. A., and to study law. Harper's Bazar. Her Hair Drags Two Feet. Miss Laura Burns, of Martinsville, Ind., is probably the only woman in the United States whose natural hair has at tained a length of seven feet It is very heavy, and is of a light brown color The lady is well known, and the trutn of -the statement is attested to by many of her friends. The lady is five feet and three inches high, and when standing erect her hair reaches the floor and forms a trail almost two feet in length. Cor. Louisville Courier-Journal. Mrs. Clara S. Cochrane, who was re cently ordained to the ministry at Bath, N. H., pursued the regular course of study in the theological seminary at Mead villa. Pa., in company with net husband. Rev. L. D. Cochrane, who is now pastor of the Unitarian church at Littleton. Miss Louise Lawson is a talented sculptor in Albany, N. X. She has been commissioned to design a fountain for Washington, and is also engaged upon the statues of several distinguished pub lic men. The accumulation of wealth, estimated at 14 per cent, of the gross earnings of mankind, now aggregates $5,000,000,000 per annum, and is increasing, relatively - as well as absolutely, from year to year. Queen Victoria's Wealth. ' 'They have keetf fiyurmrr on the cost of .maintaining the royal family m En gland, and it .transpires that since Vic toria's succession the present royal fam ily has cost the nation the considerable sum of $173,113,115. Of this amount about $125,000,000 has been spent to ward maintaining the state and house hold and toward filling the queen's pri vate purse. Up to this time the Prince of Wales has drawn altogether $16,500, 000, and it is estimated that his debts aggregate half as much again. The Em press Frederick of Germany has received .$1,425,000 fropa the British taxpayer, the duke of Edinburgh $2,500,000, the duke of Connaught $1,836,000, the Princess Christian $810,000, the duke of Albany $970,000 and the Princess Louise $660, 000. It is believed that the queen is the richest woman in the world. Of the ex tent of her possessions only those few in her confidence have positive knowledge, but occasionally there is brought to light soma little incident that confirms the popular suspicion that her majesty has most successfully feathered her own nest. The queen has always surrounded her self with the shrewdest business advis ers, and the manipulation of her finances has been intrusted to the closest hands. It is said that she has never lost a penny by unwise speculation. . The amount of real estate she owns in London ia simply enormous. One block alone is said to include both sides of , the Quadrant and Regent street from Picca dilly circus to Oxford street the most valuable property in the kingdom. Vic toria began her career as poor 'as the average German princess. The lesson in frugality taught her by her excellent mother she has never forgotten. She is provident to the degree of parsimony. Of the extravagance of the Prince of Wales she has a special horror, and it is said that she locks up her wallet and loses the key whenever she sees her son and heir coming down the road - toward the castle to pay her a calL Eugene Field in Chicago News. Furnishing; Skilled Maids. An English, society for the employ ment of women has established a new branch of usefulness alike to employers and employed. It is the sending out of skilled waitresses for service at small entertainments which yet prove too formidable for the household. Such are selected from married women on the so ciety's list of beneficiaries who have been trained parlor maids and waitresses before marriage. They go for a single dinner or series, or to tide a household over two or three days of emergency of unexpected company and the like. . In this country undoubtedly such a bureau would prove especially valuable. American households as a rule, even many pretentious ones, have not the staff of servants an English establish ment of the same rank finds necessary. "Three men and five maids for a family of five living quietly in a fashionable part of London" is the indoor list one correspondent furnishes in an English journal, asking an estimate of food allow ance for it In New York three maids, with perhaps a door opener besides, either, man or buttons, constitute an average house service for the great num ber of well to do residents of this city, who entertain, too, and preserve a fash ionable standing. Of course this num ber is trebled and quadrupled in a long list of the more elaborate establishments, but these in their turn do not reach the enormous retinue of an English aristo cratic menage. To be able, therefore, to slip in a trained maid for a few hours or a day or two would often be of great value to an American mistress, and it would seem that some of the various women's em ployment societies on this side of the Atlantic might introduce the service with success. New York Times. A Clever Artist's Occupation. A young artist in New York is winning a reputation all over the country for tal ent in a peculiar field. It whatever city an art exhibition is under discussion the first move is to send for her to take in hand the details. It is an unusual genius which she possesses for hanging, cata loguing and what is quite as much to the point with people as impecunious aa the artists of literature and tradition for selling pictures. She is really evolving a new profes sion, that of conducting art exhibitions, of which she has in course of the winter probably half a dozen on her hands. Grim necessity, they say, has invention for her pretty daughter, and the need that has set half the younger artists to boiling their kettles with the proceeds of illustrated soap and trouser advertise ments while they wait for fame to bring them fortune has pointed out to a clever woman an equally convenient way. New York Commercial Advertiser. Old Fashions Revived. Dr. Julian J. Chisolm, of Baltimore, has been inspecting the Babylonish cyl inders in the British museum, and has found from the intaglios cut on them that the street dress of a society lady and presumptive leader of fashion in the year 2300 B. C had a tight fitting waist and sleeves, and a flounced or accordion plaited clinging skirt, such a? hangs in all women's wardrobes today. Moreover, the hat was high, and a general slender ness and length of line was visibly sought, the Babylonian Worth having anticipated his French successor by near ly 4,000 years. Harper's Bazar. . The Craae for Smelling; Bottle. A comparatively new craze is the taste for smelling bottles filled with salts of ammonia steeped in lavender water. The odor is extremely sweet and pungent, and a large smelling bottle of this sort, if left open in a room, soon impregnates the atmosphere with a delightful and re freshing perfume. The bottles used are plain, large mouthed affairs, mounted in silver and varying in size from two or three ounces to a pint. The demand for the larger sizes is so great that one famous fashionable establishment has been ut terly unable to fill its orders. New York Star. STYLES IN STATIONERY. Here Is the Proper Thing in Note Paper and in Visiting Cards. - Styles in stationery have not material- i ly changed from last ' season, though some of the distinctions are a little more marked.' New varieties of note paper with florid decorations, eccentric dimen sions, and conspicuous tiutings are pro duced, but fail to become standard. The most elegant as well as genteel paper sold is a heavy cream white sheet fold ing once into - a square envelope. This sheet may have a rough ' finish and the curiously mottled appearance of coarse wrapping paper, by the irregular ar rangement of water lines, when it is, known as Grecian antique. It may be' smoothly finished, with no gloss and very heavy and silky in texture, when it is called "kid finished." It may have a rough cloth finish or a peculiar rough effect known as "parch ment vellum.' Quite the latest paper used is a so called "etching paper,'' which has a rough surface with various irregular depressions, and rougher still, almost like Bristol board, is the so called hand made parchment, A new variety of paper has broad water lines stamped across the paper horizontally, and diag onally applied to the envelope. The same styles, too, are carried out in the thin lined papers for those who like a thin paper for the purpose of letter writing. In all notes of invitation or regret and formal correspondence the heavier varieties are employed. The one new tint produced this year is a very delicate violet shade, which is sometimes used by assthetic people. Another shade known as azure, which is in reality a dull, soft blue, is also somewhat popu lar. Dull stone color and chocolate are also sometimes seen, but the conserva tive woman of good taste selects always a plain cream tinted paper. At the top of the page, and in the cen ter instead of the comer, is her address stamped in colored letters, surmounted by her monogram, or coat of arms if she has one. The monograms are much more used this season than they have been previously, and the fancy is to stamp them in embossed letters colored with metallic colors. The three initials in script are sometimes used instead of the monogram. For ordinary use the letters and accompanying monograms are of a clear scarlet or blue, printed smoothly upon the paper. Gentlemen's visiting cards are a trifle longer and quite ns narrow as those of last year, and have the address in the lower left hand corner. The ladv's vis iting card is large, square and imposing, and engraved ia large script, especially if the name ia a short one. Wedding invitations are in every re spect the same, engraved on a sheet, note size, which folds once, to be inclosed in the 'envelope. This envelope contains sometimes three cards besides the invita tion proper the card to be presented at the church door, another for the recep tion at the house, and a third which may give the future at home day of the bride, A card ia sometimes used for church weddings indicating the hour and place at which the bridal party take the train, and which is practically an in vita-. tion to see them off on the wedding jour ney. New York Sun. Lady and Woman. 'Mrs. Lynn Linton calls attention to the curious fact that whereas fifty years ago gentlewomen said "mamma" and were called "ladies," while humbler people said "mother" and were called "women," we have now made a kind of verbal somersault. What used to be the sign of dignity has become the shibbo leth of vulgarity aping gentility, while the old badge of the common folk has been adopted by the upper classes. The philosophy of the matter lies, we are told, in the strange desire to be thought socially better than we are, which leads in time to the universal adoption, of a title that once bad a definite meaning. Tho inevitable consequence is the re turn of the higher to the simple con ditions abandoned by the lower, for "the fine fleur" always separates itself from its immediate imitators and prefers to adopt the style and manner of those who are too far removed for the possibility of confusion. "Woman," in Mrs. Linton's opinion, is taking an almost Jnnoic sym bolismgrand, supreme, all embracing, while "lady" has fallen to the ground like an overripe plum in the heart of which the wasps have been at work. London News. Possibly a Sample of Slany. I met a lady acquaintance a few days ago who walked as though she was seri ously lame. I sought the cause. At first glance the symptoms would indi cate that the trouble lay in her shoes, as 6he was large enough to take a No. 5 shoe, but still she wore No. 4. She limped along painfully, so I inquired what ailed her. "It is my nerves," she replied. "Nerv ousness is my great affliction, and now my feet are so affected that I can hardly walk." "Nerves, eh?" I rejoined. . "Do yon usually experience the same sensation when you take jff your shoes?" "Oh, no," she said, "but if I take them off in the day time and put on my slip pers, I find that I cannot get my shoes on again; my feet seem to swell." I had no more remarks to effer. Ex change. . Red Dresses Popular. Dresses of vivid red English serge are very -popular this season. These make bright and becoming gowns for youth ful women. . When trimmed with black velvet ribbon, black fur. or black passe menteries, the color ij toned down con siderably. Astrakhan is much used upon these dresses. Some Imitations of 1 his short curly fur are quite good, and wear extremely well In gray and black mixtures it is common looking, but made entirely of silky black wool the effect is entirely different. New York Poet . Miss Mary F. Seymour, the editor of The Business Woman's Journal, proposes soon to organize a woman's business college. She says it will be the outcome of the Union School of Stenography and Typewriting. - J. M. .HUNTINGTON & CO. Abstracters, , - ' Heal Estate and Insurance Agents. Abstracts of. and Information Concern ing Land Titles on Short Notice. Land for Sale and Houses to Rent. Parties Looking for Homes in COUNTRY OR CITY, OR IN SEARCH OF . BuqB Location, Should Call on or Write to us. Agents for a Full Line of Leapi Fire Insnrance Companies, And Will Write Insurance for -AJ25lr AMOTJ1TT, on all DESIEABLB RISKS. Correspondence Solicited. All Letters Promptly Answered. Call on or Address, 3. 2.1. HUNTINGTON & CO. Opera House Block, The Dalles, Or. JAMES WHITE, Has Opened a 3La-u.xa.o2x Counter, In Connection With his Fruit Stand and Will Serve Hot Coffee, Ham Sandwich, Pigs' Feet, and Fresh Oysters. Convenient to the Passenger Depot. On Second St., near corner of Madison. Also a Branch- Bakery, California Orange Cider,- and the Best Apple Cider. If you want a good lunch, give me a call. Open all Night ' C. N. TiIORXBUR T. A. HUDSON, Lute Rec. V. 8. Land Office. Notary Public. TBORPUBY &PDS0H, ROOMS S.ani 9 LAND OFFICE BUILDING, Postoflice Box 335,. THE DALLES, OR. Filings, Contests, And all other Business in the U. S. Land Office . Promptly Attended to. We have ordered Blanks for Filings, Entries and the purchase of Railroad Lands under the recent Forfeiture Act, which we will have, and advise the pub lic at the earliest date when such entries can be made. Look for advertisement in this paper. Thornbury & Hudson. Health is Wealth ! Dr. T. C. West's Nerve anb Brain Treat ment, u guaranteed specilic for Hysteria, Dizzi ness, Convulsions, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous Prostration caused by the use of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness, Mental De pression, Softening of the Brain, resulting in in sanity and leading to misery, decay and death. Premature Old Age, Barrenness, Loss of Power in either sex, Involuntary Losses and Spermat orrhoea caused by over exertion of the bruin, self abuse or over indulgence. Each box contains one month's treatment. 1.00 a box, or six boxes for $5.00, sent by mail prepaid on receipt of price. WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES To cure any case. With each order received by us for six boxes, accompanied by $5.00, we will send the purchaser our written guarantee to re fund the money if the treatment does not effect a cure. Guarantees issued only by BLAKELET & HOUGHTON, Prescription Druggists, 175 Second St. The Dalles, C r. TTTF! Opera V Exchange, ... No. 114 Washington Street. BILLS 4-WHYERS, Proprietors. TJie Best of Wines, Liquors and Cigars ALWAYS ON SALE. They will aim to supply their customers with the best in their line, both of imported and do mestic goods. . TfiB Dalles is here and has come to stay. It hopes to win its way to public favor by ener gy, industry and merit; and to this end we ask that you give it a fair trial, and if satisfied with its course a generoiis support. The Daily V four pages of six columns each, will be issued every evening, except Sunday, and will be delivered in the city, or sent by mail for the moderate sum of fifty cents a month. Its Objeets will be to advertise the resources of the city, and adjacent country, to assist in developing our industries, in extending and opening up new channels for our trade, in securing an open river, and in helping THE DALLES to take her prop er position as the I Pan I nor Ihtif nf 1.UUUI.15 UllJ Ul LUOIQMI UlUgUII. T'Vl -v -v-vf-l w-iv V-.-4-T- 1n1n n3 ill xud jjaci, uuni u.cxxy emu. WtJtJ.K.iy, Will be independent in politics, and in its criticism of political matters, as in its handling of local affairs, it will be JUST, FAIR AND IMPARTIAL We will endeavor to give all the lo cal news, and we ask that your criticism of our object and course, be formed from the contents of the paper, and not from rash assertions of outside parties. For the benefit of our advertisers we shall print the first issue about 2,000 copies for free distribution, . and shall print from time to time extra editions, so that the paper will reach every citi zen of Wasco and adjacent counties. THE WEEKLY, sent to any address for $1.50 per year. It will contain from four to six eight column pages, and we shall endeavor to make it the equal of the best. Ask your Postmaster for a copy, or address. THE CHRONICLE PUB. GO. Office, N.W. Cor. Washington and Second Sts. Me E-aef arn flrarrnn