Two Thanksg-l-rins. 9te Hghta shine out withio the casus haH, The sound of niusio echoes through the night. And waxen topers, clustered on the wail, Glimmer above the banquet table bright; Tor, year by year, fair youth and beauty meet To Jest and dance to strains of music sweet. Through waning hours around the banquet, then They revel in the gay and festal scene; Yet on those lovely faces, unaware, Bests oftentiuie a discontented mien: Kor all this life of ease and pleasure's sense They give no thanks, no worthy recompense. Adown the winding road beside, the brook A vine clad cottage stands upon the green; Full many years within this humble nook An honest yeoman and his wife have been A still, sweet hamlet, where the even flow Of winter days and summer come and go. A grassy strip of fruitful garden plot The narrow limits of their circle bound; A life of toil and labor is their lot. Yet, year by year, the family gathers round, And tho' one sunny child is missing, there The father calmly bows his head in prayer. Mabel Hayden in JennesB-Miller Mgiiw. A Hera of s Practical Joke. A young man of about 25 is just now the hero of a select circle of friends in the southern section of the city, and in view of his peculiar history he quite de serves to he lionized. Five years ago he was a clerk in a bank on a meager sal ary, and one time some of the same de voted friends of these days thought it would be a good joke to pretend the bank had been robbed, and warn him that he was suspected. This a number did, only they called him up about mid night, so as to give the joke a more natural appearance. - After telling him that two. hours before burglars had stolen $50,000 in bank notes, they added that the police were now on the way to arrest him as a suspect. It bo happened that he had but two hours before been in the vicinity of the bank, and fearful of not being able to prove an alibi, he gathered his available belongings together and caught an early morning train for the north. Of course there was a big row in the vicinity of the young fellow's home and his funny friends had to leave town. Fortunately the young fellow was a bachelor, and he was not hunted up. Recently he wrote to an old acquaintance here from Can ada, and the latter in replying to the long lost youth told him the truth about the bank joke. Then the young fellow came back, but not as he went away, fie rode in a parlor car and swelled around in a hack. He had gone to Mon treal and after the first shock had settled down to work and gradually by lucky speculation had grown rich. Philadel phia Enquirer. . -.K . Graves In the Crimen. Some interesting results were obtained from the archaeological explorations car ried on in the Crimea during last sum mer. Professor Vesselovski found paint ed human bones in two graves six skel etons in one grave and one in another. The well known archaeologist Professor Grempler, of lireslau, who was present last year at the congress of archaeolo gists at Moscow, is of opinion that these graves belonged to tho original inhabi tants of the Crimea, the Cimmerians of Herodotus. It was a usage with them to lay their dead on elevated spots so that the birds might consume the flesh. When quite bleached they painted the skeletons with some mineral pigment. Graves con tainingsuch painted skeletons have been found in. Central Asia, but only in a few instances. Only three such graves had been previously found in the Crimea. Professor Grempler proposes to take the skeletons with him to Paris, and exhibit them at the congress of an- .. i . j i , , . 1 1 a . . . autumn. Boston Transcript. Damages for a belayed Message. The state supreme court of North Carolina has confirmed the action of the lower, court which awarded to J. T. Young, of Craven county. N. C, $10;000 damages against the Western Union Telegraph company. It is represented that last year "Young's wife was taken very ill in Columbia, S. C. Mr. Young was at New Berne, N. C and his wife telegraphed him that she was sick, and requested him to come to her at once. He did not get the message until six days later, and in the meantime Mrs. Young died and was buried, Young not .knowing of either fact till all was over." Philadelphia Ledger. A Fascinating Painting. A Russian artist, Nicolai, has set Ber lin agog by exhibiting his painting of Christ before Pilate. It is said to be horribly fascinating, and the salon where it is displayed is crowded to suffocation. Critics agree that it is vastly inferior to Munkacsy'8 painting of the same title, so far as art is concerned, but they ad mit that it has power. Kate Field's Washington. As the neck dressings grow larger, richer, showier in texture and more ver satile in, form, the scarf pins, as if regu lated by a temporizing hand, become more chastely simple in design. A plain old gold ball of the circumference of a nve cent silver piece, stuaaea witn tur quoise a revived pattern is very dis tingue. Pipes are coming into fashion again, but only in offices and out of sight of the public. Possibly the time will come when a man will feel justified in pro ducing a pipe in the smoking compart ment of a car here, or in stalking along the street with one, after the fashion of the young clerks in England. ....... The French minister of war lately of fered a prize for the swiftest bird in a flight from Perigueux to Paris, 310 miles. There were 2,746 entries, and the winner did the distance in seven hours and thirty-four minutes. The greatest height in the atmosphere at which the sound of cannon has been beard was 20,000 feet, when Mr. Glaisher at that height over Birmingham heard the firing of the guns being proved there. - An Old Slave's Romance. S . A colored woman, bent nearly double with eighty years and a heavy bundle, was seen to board the Cincinnati Mail line packet yesterday afternoon. - Ap proaching the clerk of the boat she slow ly untied a knot in the corner of her red bandana handkerchief and produced enough cash to purchase a deck ticket for Cincinnati. The wrinkled and feeble old negress is the heroine of a romance. In ante-bellum days she was a slave, and was owned by a planter near Asheville, N. C. At an early age she was married to a slave of the same master. By him she had several children. Over half a century ago her husband was taken from her and her children, and was sold to another planter. The woman con tinued to work on the North Carolina plantation, and in a short time was again married.' Her whole family was then sold to a Virginia man. When the emancipation proclamation was promulgated the family took ad vantage of their freedom and journeyed northward, finally taking up their home in Louisville. ' The husband died after the close of the war, and the children one by one left their mother to seek their fortunes elsewhere. The mother toiled and labored to make a livelihood. She heard nothing of her first husband until about a month ago, when one of her sods found that the old man was living in Newport. Ky. The old negress jour neyed thither and found the husband of her youth. He had also been married the second time, and had several chil dren by the second wife. - The latter was dead, however, and the reunited couple decided to again live together. The wom an returned to Louisville, disposed of her effects, and yesterday af ternoon com pleted the romance of fifty years by re turning to her husband. Louisville Post. The Dangers of Railroading. "There is no branch of railroading that is safe," is a saying among men who make their living on the iron rails, and a man's xong service and skillful knowl edge do not throw absolute safeguards about him. Poor Martin Ryan, who had the science of railroading down to the finest notch, was killed by his own train after eighteen years of service. Hubert Graham, a yard man of Rich mond, who worked for the.Pennsylvania company twenty-five years, was struck by a pony engine a few days ago. . Sam uel Morgan's body was brought here last night. Morgan was an engineer on the Jeffersonville, Madison "and Indian apolis for. thirty years. Advancing age incapacitated him from running an en gine, and he was given charge of a wa ter station at Marshfield, near Scotts burg. Night before last he was run down by a freight , train . and killed. "Did you notice that six out of ten rail road men die violent deaths if they con tinue in the business?" said a conductor last evening. "If they don't it's because they leave the railroad service." Indian apolis News. . Tokens of Esteem for the Pope. The sisters cf Notre Dame convent, at Cincinnati, are sending ' to Rome for presentation to the pope a white vellum manuscript of fifty pages, elaborately illuminated and bound in covers, with designs by one of the nuns. The pages are painted by seven sisters chosen for the purpose from the thirty-seven houses of the order in the United States. .There are three addresses one to Leo XIII, one to Cardinal Gibbons and a third to Archbishop Fader, a portrait accompany ing each dedication. There is a sketch of tho American branch of the order since its foundation in 1840, a poem by a nun, with 'illustrations; views of the mother house at Namur, Belgium, and of the Ohio house, bits of landscape and decorative fancies. Philadelphia Tele graph. Fourteen Cents Capital. The possession of how much money does it require to save a man from the charge of being a pauper? Lately a ship load of C25 Italians was landed at New York city, and the cash capital they brought with them averaged just four teen cents each. A man in a strange land and unacquainted with the language of the country, who possesses fourteen cents, may not be a pauper, but, unless he is willing to work and hustles to se cure employment, he is likely to become one very shortly after his arrival. Pitta burg Chronicle. Her Trial. Mrs. Bingo What do you expect to give your husband for Christmas? Mrs. Honeymoon I told him the other day I thought I should give him some neckties. Mrs. Bingo And I heard him tell my husband afterward that he wouldn't wear them. Mrs. Honeymoon That's the worst of it. John thinks so much of the things I give him, and is so careful of them, that I have the hardest kind of work to get them on him. Clothier and Furnisher- Unlncky Number Vlneteen. A peculiar coincidence connected with the last primary for the legislature has just come to light. It will be remem bered that Mr. Cobb was defeated by nineteen votes. Since then it has been remembered that his father was defeated by nineteen votes and his grandfather by the same number. . We do not know whether Mr. Cobb is twice 19 years old, but to complete the coincidence he ought to be. Athens (Ga.) Banner. A. Light Voter. Deer Isle claims the "lightest" voter at the last electionJohn O. Robbins. who weighs but 29 pounds. 'Owing to his diminutive size Robbins was lifted to the ballot box by Mr. J. W. Green, and much interest was manifested in the little fellow's movements. He is 25 years old. Portland (Me.) Press. ' Nortli Dalles to the Front. ' . The sale of lots continue to increase each day as contracts are closed out for im provements. In a few days active work will begin towards erecting several fine dwellings. Several prominent gen tlemen of The Dalles and Portland will erect residences at North Dalles.- Mr. O. D. Taylor, President & General Manager of the Interstate Investment Co., with Mr. S. L. Skeels will leave for the east in a few days with a view of meeting capitalists and closing out for manufactories. - . .- i- Two railroads are now headed for North Dalles and the coming spring will make the Real Estate market in North Dalles lots lively. ..- You will never again get lots as cheap as you can for the next few davs, for the demands and the company will advance them soon. We would like to see every one of our citizens make money in lots at North Dalles. - Many letters continue to arrive from the Sound making inquiries and in most cases purchasing. . We confidently expect to see not . less than fifty houses underway by the be ginning of the new year. Mark what we say. Lots will advance rapidly at North Dalies. For further information address O. D. Taylor, President & General Manager of the Interstate Investment Co., The Dalles, Or. Charles E. Dunham, DEA Drugs, v -DEALER IN- ; CHEMICALS, : Fine Toilet Soaps, Brushes, Combs, Perfumery and Fancy Toilet Articles. . In Great Variety. ' . Pure Bfandy, Wines and Iiiquops fotr JVIediei nal Purposes. Physicians' Prescriptions Accurately Compounded. Cor. Union and Second Sts., The Dalles. -THI Old ()e'rTar;ia FRANK ROACH, Propr, The place to get the Best Brands of wines. Liquors AND CIGARS. KEXT DOOR TO THE Washington Jflorket, Second St. Don?t Forget the MacDonaW Bros., Props. 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The Best of Wines, Liquors and Cigars Mr. Bills will aim to supply his customers with the best in his line, both of imported and do mestic gooas. JAMES WHITE, Has Opened a ' " ! jLunoli Counter, In Connection With his Fruit Stand and Will Serve Hot Coffee, Ham Sandwich, Pigs' Feet, and Fresh Oysters. Convenient to the Passenger Depot. On Second St., near corner of Madison. - i Also a Branch Bakery, California Orange Cider, and the Best Apple Cider. '" If you want a good lunch, give me a call. Open, all Night Health is Wealth ! Dr. E. C. Wbst's STebve ASb Brain Treat ment, a guaranteed1 specific for Hysteria, Dizziness-. Convulsions, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous Prostration caused by the use in HjufiiHH or Miuawti, uei illness, itieiiuil 17 e pression, Softening of the Brain, resulting in in sanity and leading to misery, decay and death. 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