JL-peoefal)tr Hem over there: - lfevar a heartache, never a core: X BKBetloasihga for brighter days. Kor frnltiesa strivings for higher ways. rtmeo wltii tho world, at rest Jn God; Boaae-onoe mora to the kindly sod. . wiaenaa bloom and tiie-fresh grass tva-vos gladsome vigil o'er Gracelaod's Some summer morning when skies are bright. Some night la winter when snows are white; It matters little, the time lot when Wa shall havo danewith the cares of men; Cone the -way where our fathers led. Into the mystery of the dead; Seeking.the peace the spirit craves. Choosing a borne 'midst Oraceland's graves. Hone can know, the burdens borne, liar the cruel weight of yokes we're worn; Tne broken idols were all our own. The lips would smile when the heart would moan; mvejy.acuatr eacn one bis part, Hiding toe dead hopes in the heart; . We come to tfcostiUing of the waves, .And -sunset leaves us at Oraceland's graves. And when we're gone from the haunts of men, Will the world have less of sunshine then? WO mother, sister, sweetheart, wife Love more ff eternity, less of life? Are we building a monument high and grand. Or a-dingy hovel oponthe sand? 80 we asic our hearts as the mind o'erstrays ' ' To the -peaceful city of tOraceland's graves. j Chicago Port. Wouldn't Be "Scooped" Erra In Death. There ia, there ever has been, and most likely .always will be a feeling; of antagonism .between morninjr and even ing papers, and it is a fact that, even when both papers are .the property of one person or company, the forces em ployed will exert themselves to their ut most to get a scoop' en each other. The news was received one day that the editor of a great morning daily had com mitted suicide. The report came in snch manner that the city editor of an after noon sheet felt it advisable to send a re porter and get at the truth of the mat ter. The reporter learned, of course, on his -arrival at the morning paper of fice that he was working on & false rumor, bnt he thought it would be a good scheme to interview the editor and see what he had to say regarding the re port. He entered his room and saw the sup posed suicide seated at his desk. When he had explained his mission the editor snapped out vehemently, "Well, do I look like a man who has committed sui cide?" The reporter was obliged to de clare that he looked very little like a dead man, whereupon the editor roared out, "And if I had committed suicide do you think I would be fool enough to do "it In time for an evening paper?" Chica go Herald. Ho Changed Bis Diet. A vegetarian of this city has become a flesh eater since he discovered a scientific law that he had not previously beer, aware of. He changed his mind upon the diet question, and got convinced that meats were among the proper edibles for mankind after he had been assured by a professor of chemistry that beef, mutton and pork were merely "transformed grass, vegetables and gram." After pon dering upon this interesting law of chemi cal transformation he came to the con clusion that vegetarianism is a doctrine of narrow scope, and he adopted a new dietetic policy, under which he now en joys tenderloin steaks, lamb chops and tried bacon, not to speak of stewed kid ney, pigs' feet and tete de veao. New York Son. A Cute iattle Jap. I saw on the street a little Jap toddling along by the side of a stout old Jap, whom I took to be his father. The youngster wore a tunic, or whatever it should be called, of brilliant blue and knickerbockers green as grass. But this gayety did .not extend beyond his clothes. The weight of ages seemed to rest upon his infantile brow he could not have "been more than 4 years old and it is certain that his infantile legs had bent beneath the burden. He was an object of conscious pride on the part of "his father, of lively curiosity on the part of people In the street, and was much more foreign in appearance than any other human creature that I have ever seen. Boston Post. How to Kill English. Badgers. Practically, it is said, the only way to kill the English badgers is to stop their 'earths" in the covers along the hillside while they are out on their midnight foraging expeditions, and then hunt them away with the hounds; for the badger is one of the craftiest of animals, and often outwits the dogs. He will not touch a poisoned bait, and an old badger, it is aaid, will "throw" a hundred traps with impunity. To dislodge the anfmnig from their re treats, if they once gain the earth, is next to an impossibility. They are most expert and rapid borrowers. Youth's Companion. An Illuminated Fountain. The apparatus employed in the electric fountain in Lincoln park, Chicago, is quite simple. A number of arc lamps with horizontal carbons and each provid ed with a parabolic reflector are located in a vault or cavern beneath the fountain pool. Openings covered by plate glass and inclosed by brick spouts, permit of the upward projection of the light into the (Streams of water and spray. By means of colored glass slides interposed' between the lamp and the lower open ings in the spouts a great variety of beau tiful combination effects are secured. Western Electrician. when the weather is fine. When it isn't . she puts on the gloves or practices with the foils. This is, indeed, a new era of womankind. A gentle, ladylike girl earning her own living at a desk and riding a bicycle, boxing and fencing aft er hours, will strike an old fogy as the forerunner of a race of Amazons. But matrimony, marketing for a family and periodical housecleaning will subdue, if they do not quench, her robust spirit. Cor. Pittsburg Dispatch. The inventor of the gatling gun. Dr. Gatling, of Hartford, Conn., is con stantly busy with plans and new inven tions, though he is now quite an old man. Be has a handsome residence on Charter Oak Hill, and there is a large workshop on his grounds where he spends apart of nearly every day with his diagrams and Aa A ro mining Adventure in a Gold Mime Shaft That Scared Two Men. About as tight a place as I ever got into, said A'Comstock miner, was some years ago at .the- old Empire shaft, Gold mil. Myself and another man were down in the shaft for the purpose of trimming it rap, as the swelling ground was squeezing the sides and it was a good deal out .of shape. We were not .on a cage, but simply on a platform -of -planks, with ropes going up from the corners to the mam cable, which was of hemp. When we reached a tight place in the shaft we stopped and trimmed out the guides, then went on nil another snch -place -was -reached. At one point, having given the signal to lower, we went down some distance, when we finally tuck. We reached for the bell rope to give the signal to stop. but we found thai it had wound round a nail some distance above, and we could not use it. The engineer knew nothing of our trouble, and continued to lower away. There was 110 station near, and on all sides rose the smooth walls of the shaft, leaving us suspended over the horrible chasm. Down upon us came the heavy cable. We feared every moment that the plat form would turn over or would be press ed through the tight place and drop from under us. All we could do was to get hold of the eable and keep the coils of it under our feet as it came down. Should the platform turn over or drop from un der us we might be able to save our lives by hanging on to the cable. We shouted up the shaft till we were hoarse, but no one heard our cries, and steadily down came the cable, causing us great trouble to keep .on top of its coils. We felt that the great weight must soon start the platform, when both would most Likely be hurled to the bot tom of the shaft. Finally, to our great relief, the cable ceased to descend. For a long time wo waited in suspense, not knowing what would be the next move of thoee above. At last, however, we heard the voice of a man shouting down to us from the nearest station above. We explained our perilous position in a few words, and at length the great cable began to crawl slowly up the shaft again. Still, being afraid the platform would give way. we were obliged to keep hold of the rope and dance about on the coils ay they unwound. It was a tedious business, and was all the time the matter of the toss of a cent whether we got out anve or went to the bottom; but at last the platform tight ened up under us and we began to as cend. Our work was over then and we felt safe. On arrival at the surface we found that the engineer had concluded that we were going too far, and halting or stopping his engine had sent a man down to the station to find out if any thing had gone wrong. I may have been in more dangerous places in the mines, bnt was never in a place where the danger lasted so long, and all the time up to fever heat. It was too long a time for any man's hair to stand on end. New York World. Need of Pare Air. In public halls and vehicles the oppres sion of foul air is insupportable and amounts to direct poisoning of the en- reeoled organ. A heart seriously weak ened, if kept in pure, warm air, fed with delicate, nourishing food and kept from fatigue and mental strain, will regain strength as naturally as we get rest from sleep. It has great recuperative powers. But a half hour in the mephitic air of a traveling car or a public hall does more to make recovery impossible than almost any other cause mentionable. This is a matter which more than ever deserve to he pressed upon the attention of rail way companies, to whom the mass of our people must trust their lives and health for a share of their days quite long enough to injure both. The risk of accident by train is not half so great as the certainty of imbibing virulent poison from one to two hours daily in unventilated cars. A sanitary commission is needed to set the strict, un biased facts of the matter before railway managers. Shirley Dare in New York Herald. Training the Eye. ' Another exercise consists in moving about in curves a goblet filled to within an eighth of an inch of the top with wa ter. Grasp the goblet by the stem and describe figures with the hand and arm very slowly. The eye becomes fixed upon the goblet, and the mind is inter ested end concentrated. Where there is lack of mental and nerve poise there is a corresponding absence of poise in the eye, and any practice, no matter how simple it may seem, which fixes the at tention of the eye has an effect upon the mind and nerves. Mabel Jenness in Jenness-Miller Magazine. Waterproof Pasteboard. A very good waterproof pasteboard may be obtained by giving the paste board a thin" coating of the following mixture: Four parts of slaked lime, three parts of skimmed milk, with a very little alum. A soft brush Bhonld be used in applying the mixture and - the pasteboard be left to dry thoroughly be fore using. Philadelphia Record. Hard Unea. Aspirant What must I do to succeed in literature? Great Writer Make a name for your self. Aspirant But how can I make a name for myself? Great Writer By succeeding. Mun sey's Weekly. This Couldn't Have Happened Last Tear. - Mrs. Bingo I wonder what makes me feel so uncomfortable? . Mr. Bingo Judging by the fruitless search I made in the. bureau drawer this morning', I should say yon had on one of my shirts. Clothier and Furnisher. Poor Man! . Critic Consistency is a jewel. Author Yes, but I am too poor to PYg-3g?eg- -Harpers .Bazar. North. Dalles to the Front. . The sale of lots continue to increase each day as contracts are closed out for im provements. In a few days active work will begin towards erecting several fine dwellings. Several prominent gen tlemen of The Dalles and Portland will erect residences at North Dalles; Mr. O. D. Taylor, President & General Manager of the Interstate Investment Co., with Mr. S. L. Skeels will leave for the east in a few days with view of meeting capitalists and closing out for manufactories. . Two railroads are now headed for V -1- T . 11 11 . ' . . ... uurtn ifliure ana me coming spring will mate tne iteai instate mar kewm js orth Dalles lots Iivelv. You will never again get lots as cheap as you can for the next few davs, for the demands and tne company will advance them soon. We would like to see every one of our citizens make money in lots at North Dalles. Many letters continue to arrive from the Sound making inquiries and in most cases purchasing. We confidently expect to see not less than fifty houses underway by the be ginning of the new year. Mark what we say. lots will advance rapidly at .worm uai'es. For further information address O. D. Taylor, President & General Manager of ine interstate investment Co., The JJalles, Ur. Charles E. Dunhairi, -DEALER IN- CHEMICALS, Fine Toilet Soaps, Brashes, Combs, Perfumery and Fancy Toilet Articles. In Great Variety. Pupe Brandy, Wines and LtiquoFs foir JfLediei nal Purposes. Physicians' Prescriptions Accurately Compounded. - Cor. Union and Second Sts., The Dalles. -TH Old QerTar;ia FRANK ROACH, Propr. The place to get the Best Brands ofj WINES. LIQUORS AND CIGARS. NEXT DOOR TO THE Washington Jflakt, Seeond St. Don't Forget the EHST BID SI MacDonalJ Bros,, Propr"' THE BEST OF 1G1 Wines, Lipors and Ciprs ALWAYS ON HAND. Q. K. Restaurant! Next to Passenger Depot. Day and Monthly Boarders. LUNCH COUNTER AT NIGHT. meals 25 Cents. Misses. N. & N". BTJTS. H. STONEMAN, " Next door to Columbia Candy Factory. Boots and Shoes Hade to Order, and Satisfaction Guaranteed. Quick Work. . Prices Reasonable. Drugs Ulsoicifies, HI r r H. C. HIELS6N, Glothienand Tailop, l?at5 ai?d Qp5, TmiA5 Ualises, Boots And -o- t-rp TV '. tnTrr.Tnv arc ttt-c n!TT nr-rr-nx- Abstracters, Heal Estate and Insurance Agents. Abstracts of, and Information Concern ing Land Titles on Short Notice. Land- for Sale and Houses to Rent Parties Looking for Houses in . COUNTRY OR CITY, OR IN SEARCH OF Bugiije Location, Should Call on or Write to us. Agents for a Full Line of LeaJinirire Insurance Companies, And Will Write Insurance for on all Correspondence Solicited. All Letters Promptly Answered. Call on or t Address, J. M. HUNTINGTON & CO. Opera House Block, The Dalles, Or. "SHJIPLE flOOJHS," Corner Second and Union Streets. CHLS BlLtliS, Ptfopl The Best of Wines, Liquors and Cigars ALHAia 3Si MAJLIS. Mr. Bills will aim to supply his customers with the best in his line, both of imnnrtHl and dn. mestio goods. JAMES WHITE, Has Opened a Xjuncli Counter, In Connection With his Fruit Stand . and Will Serve Hot Coffee, Ham Sandwich, Pigs' Feet, and Fresh Oysters. Convenient to the Passenger Depot. On Second St., near corner of Madison. Also a Branch Bakery, California Orange Cider, and the Best Apple Cider. - If you want a good lunch, give me a call. Open all Night Health is Wealth ! Dr. E. C. 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We Will HflV th abnvn mrinl fnr nnv Ms rtf Liver Comnlflfnt- rtvimAntriii fiirV UMHonlia In. digestion, Constipation or Costiveness we cannot cure with West's Vegetable Liver Pills, when the directions are strictly complied with. They are purely vegetable, and never fail to give satisfac tion. Sugar Coated. Large boxes containing 30 Pills, 25 cents. Beware of counterfeits and imi tations. The genuine manufactured onlv by THE JOHN C. WFST COMPANY. CHICAGO. ILLINOIS. BLAKELEY & HOUGHTON, Prescription lrnprltit. 175 Second St. Tne Dalles. Or. Sboes, 33o. ' V"r ... I BRAUm W Dalles is here and has come to stay. It hopes to win its way to public favor by ener gy, industry and merit; and to this end we ask that you give it a fair trial, and if satisfied with its course a genero support. i The Daily four pages of six columns each, will be issued every evening, except Sunday,, and will be delivered in the city, or sent by mail for the moderate sum of fifty cents a month. Its Objects will be to advertise the resources of the? city, and adjacent country, to assist im developing our industries, in extending and openingup new channels for our trade, in securing an open river, and in helping THE DALLES to take her prop er position as the Leading City of The paper, both daily and weekly, will be independent in politics, and in jits criticism of political matters, as in its handling of local affairs, it will be JUST, FAIR AND IMPARTIAL We will endeavor to give all the lo cal news, and we ask of our object and course, be formed from the contents of the paper, and not from rash assertions of outside parties. For the benefit of shall print the first issue about 2,000 copies for free distribution, and shall print from time to so that the paper will reach every citi zen of Wasco and adjacent counties. THE WEEKLY, sent to any address It will finnt.fl.iTi fvnm column pages, and we shall endeavor to make it the equal of the best. Ask your Postmaster for a copy, or address THE CHRONICLE PUB. CO. Office, N. W. Cor. Washington and Second Sts. Eastern Oregon. that your criticism our advertisers we time extra editions, for $1.50 per year- fhnv to srir mo"h