SATURDAY,. DECEMBER -. 16, 1922.. . THE OREGON . DAILY JOURNAL, PORTLAND, OREGON. 5 4 ..' 1 ""a 'r TOWN TOPICS OQMEvO ITEfTI '.'" : Slate Teachers' aainr-litinei nun tllll. Tntr land, Deeesaber 2 to 80. NcnhMrt aalrxriirinai of BJuriOi ud Pw- Baa, Pertlend. Juuri it t 20. Oregwa State Caristiaa XwtaMsr aua'wt tfaoa. Ashland, April X to J The OaOaa, April im to 2Il . WEATHEA FORECAST Portland aad vicinity Tooirbt and Sunday fair: eontinoed cold; easterly winds. Oregoa Tonight aad Sands? (air; tmntnraH eas; moderate nonneaaieriy wind. Washington Tonga and Monday fair; con tinued coidj fresh easterly wmds. WEATHER COSDITIOS A shallow barosaetrie depression evertiee tbe Sorttheni Boeky 't aad soothers Plateau states. Over tba ranvunder of the coontry lbs pressors ia high, the highest readings being ia the- interior ec British Cohunbia. Precipita tion, mostly light, haa occurred our an ana reaching from Vancouver Tal "1 aad north west em Washington to Alberta aad Montana, in the aorta .Atlantis atataa. and at a few places ia other eertiona. Tba weather a rnnca colder .in central Washington, over anost of western 4'anada, and in the Atlantic atatea and eastern . Trarnmi. while in tba middle Kecky mountaia region and over moat of the middle west higher temperature prevails. The temperature ia gen erally above normal in the extreme south aad below normal eirewhere. .... Relative humidity at Portland: Noon yester day. 68 per cent: i p. m. yesterday, per cent; 5 a. fa. today, 72 per cent. Precipitation- since January 1: Total, 33.4S i aches: normal. 41.6S inches; deficiency. 7.95 inches. KDWAKO U YVELXS. OBSEKVATIOJfS Tama. Is W STATIONS t i a, a - 2 If 18 i- 2 0 0 0 0 38 22 . 02 28 14 .06 12 -12 .04 20 12 0 88 1 O 20 14 O -30 4 -IS O 56 48 O 78 O 1 t- 8 0 28 0 2 0 0 SO 62 .04 48 24 0 42 O 40 82 0 72 4 .62 44 26 .01 30 0 36 SO O 42 8 0 30 28 0 08 54 O 34 24 28 21 0 - 4 -18 O 86 84 0 48 28 0 64 44 0 36 24 0 14 0 0 32 26 .08 4 56 O 54 46 0 34 26 0 20 -10 0 86 0 4 -12 .01 8 -24 0 36 34 .16 38 32 0 14 .... 0 26 24 .04 16 0 0 46 82 .02 8 -12 0 8 -16 0 16 -14 0 Boise. Idaho ............ Koeton, nlaae. .......... Buffalo, N. T. fsigary. Alta. .......... Chicago, lit . .. IVnver. Colo. ......... Tea Maine, olwm ........ Eagle, Alaska ......... Kdmonton, Aits. ......... Fresno. CaL ... -... Hoaoh-Jn, T. H. ...... Huron. S. Dak. ........ ;Juneaa. Alaska ....... Kansas City. Mo. ........ Ijos Angeles. CaL ...... Marsofield. Oregoa ..... Hedford, Oregon ....... Memphis. Tenn. ...f.... New Orleans, La. ........ 'ew Tors, N. T. Nome. Alaska North Head. Wash. ...... North Platte.-Neb. ....... Oklahoma City, OUa. . . . . -Phoenix. Aria. ... ...... Pittsburg, Pa. .......... Portland. Oregoa ........ Prince Albert, tisek. ...... Koeeburg. Oregon 'RoswaU. New Mexico . . . . . Sacramento, CaL ......... St. Louis, Uo. Ht. Paul. Minn. ......... Salt Lake City, Utah Han Ehego. CaL ......... Nan Francisco, CaL ...... .Seattle. Wash. .......... Sheridan, Wyo. , Sitka. Alaska Spokane, Wash Swift Current. gasa. . Tstoosh Island. Wash. .... Tonopah. Nevada ........ V aides, Alaska Tancoueer, B. C. ......... Walla Wslls. Wash. ...... Washington. D. C. ....... Willis ton. N. Dak. Winnipeg. Man. ......... Yakima, Wash. P. M. report of preceding day. i uisroDis oiava-ew xoruBvna-aiuiT.no-mah Falls-Hood River-The Dalles dlvi ion Leavs Portland Stag Terminal, -Park and Yamhill streets, 9:80 a. m.. . 11:30 a. m., 2:30 p. m. daily to Hood Jliver, and S :00 p. m. daily to Multno- rnah Falls, except Saturdays, Sundays and holidays. 11:15 p. m. Saturdays, Sundays and holidays to Multnomah Palls. Leave Multnomah; Falls 'for Portland 7:30 a. m. and lfl :15 a. m., 1:15 p. m., 4:15 p. m. daily.- Direct connections with aU stares to and from The. DaUleav Main 8S1L Adw. Mother Wants James M. XeaJea James M. Ncalen, last heard of at Kvanston. Wyo.. in -October, 1920. as he was preparing to leave for Port land, ia needed by hia mother, who is very ill at Green Bay. Wis., according to a letter received by The Journal from Xealen's sister, Mrs. Chester J. ' Walters, No. 620 Hubbard street, Green mation recardiny the missing son and brother be addressed to her. JPornaad-Attarls. Seaside Drrfgloa Leave Portland Stare Terminal. Park and Taanhill- streets, 7:30 a. m., 10:00 a. m., 12 noon. 4:15 p. m. and 12:30 a. m. daily. Direct connections at As toria for Seaside and Clatsop beach points. Leave Astoria for Portland 7 av. m., iv a- m.. iz noon, 3 :su p. tn.. "-.30 r. m. For further Information. Columbia SUsres. Main . 8611. AdT. Seward Offered by Kiitvbts of Co la mbas The Knig'hts of Columbus of St. Paul. Or., effer a reward of $100 Xor the recovery of the body of Donald Kirk, who was drowned in the Wil lamette river. December 11, at St. Paul, Or., and $25 for the recovery of his canoe. Notify & J. Smith. St. Paul. Or., or P. J. Hanley, No. 864 Taylor street. Fhone Broadway 0729 or 0727. Adv. Cotmmbla Stages Portland - St. Helens local. Leave Portland Stage j Terminal, Park and Yamhill streets. 19 a. m. for St. Helens and 6:15 p. m. 'dally and 11:15 p. m. Saturdays. Sun days and holidays to St. Helens only. Leaving- St, Helens 7 :30 a. m. and 1 :80 p. m. dally, f :1S Saturdays. Sundays and holidays. For information phone Columbia Stares. Main MIL Adv. - Jur. rauy xo jnake Farewell Talk Dr. X. K. Tuily will wive his farewell 'address to the men at the Men's Resort Sunday at 4 p. m. Mrs. Bertha Elingbo will sinr- At 7 :30 p. m. the Rev. Levi Johnson will arive an illustrated Bible talk. Wednesday nirht at o'clock the Sunny side CongTerational younr people will rather at the resort and sins Christmas music for the men. Held on Lienor Charge A 12 gallon still, four barrels of mash and one gralkm of moonshine whiskey were found by the police Friday nlrht at Announcement Extraordinary THE PREMIUM CAFE . at BEAVERTON, OREGON Announces Its " GRAND OPENING SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 HERMAN RENIN'S ORCHESTRA . , Has Been Engaged to Furnish Music SOMETHING NEW SOMETHING DIFFERENT SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY PRICE $1.00 PER COUPLE The Premium Cafe js owned and operated by wpll known res taurateurs, who have spared do expense, in making this cafe one of the finest on the coast. " ' -j ;; .,: Remember, the Place Beaverton, Oregon ; :: Seven Miles From Canyon Road! Nine Miles From Terwilliger :'. . - Blvd.--Telephone No. 3 Line 36. : the home of Elmer Larsen. No. 680 Going street. Larsen was . charged with, manufacturing and possossin&r in toxicating liquors. f : ' ' . Pertlaad-Saleas Bta-e Leave Star Terminal. Park swd Yamhill, boorly from 7 :06 a. m. to 7 :0S p. m. and Owl ear at 10 p. m. dally. Satnrdays. Sundays and holidays. U( m. and IS n. m VrsJS S-nS 11 -flS 1-OE 1-OA make direct coimectiona for Kugene. CorvaHis and Albany. Mala M1L-Adv. Hotel Seaside. Seaside, Or., is now open, jsnropean or American plan. irst class service. Moderate - rates. Besides trains, auto basses run fre quently between Seaside and Astoria at reduced rates. G. O. Mad Loon, man ager- Adv. Beaefit Daaee Ter Astoria a benefit dance and card party for the purpose of swelling the- Astoria relief fund, will be held by the Alberta Commu nity club tonight at 8:30 In the, (Mil FeUows hall at East 17th and Alberta streets. SahsfJtm City Stags. Leaves Salem stage terminal for Mill City: No. 1. 7 :30 a. m. ; No. . 10 :30 am.; No. 5, 4 :30 p. m. No. 1 connects with east bound train at Mill City. Jos. Ham- man. 1TOP. Adv. Department to Meet The primary and junior departments of the religious school of Temple Beth Israel will not meet this Sunday. The high school classes will meet as usual at the temple. Needle work Gifts, pillow cases, gowns, etc., hemstitched designs with some embroidery. Dolls repaired. Hem stitching, pleating, Art Embroidery. 388 momajtt, AOT. Portlaad-TIllaaiook Stage Line stage depot. Park and Yamhill streets : 7 :45 a. m. and 3:30 p. m. daily; 12:30 p. m daily except Sunday. Main S61L Adv. Tse Moore Sanitarium provides per fect environment and wonder-working benefits of the Milk Diet Treatment. Hawthorne at 27th. Adv. Str. America St. Helens via Colum bia river. 2 :30 p. m., dally ; 11 -.80 a. m, Sunday. Alder dock. Main 8323 Adv. Booflsr, baildisg paper, bnllding materials. Cress & Co., Inc., Front and Stark streets. Adv. Tlctor Health fcxercrset Hovenden Piano Co., No. 146 Park street. Adv. Hear Tietor Beeordg at Hovenden Piano Co., No. 146 Park street. Adv. 8. Jt H. Green Stamps for Cash. Hoi- man jj-uei wo. Bdwy. 6353. 560-21. Adv. Dr. Marie D. Eqoi has returned to Lafayette building. Adv. KGG-KGN Ealloek & Watson Radio Servics Northwestern Radio Mfg. Co, Broadcasting OREGON JOURNAL NEWS United States Health Bulletin: Radio Advice and Instruction. Agriculture Dept. Agrigram Official Police Theft Report, Daily Market Reports. The Journal ana as allied mm eJoneere tn Orsgsn ia news .and anerei adla araaaaaninfl. MILT PROORSM (Of all atationai ' 1:00- S:00 KQV. Instrumental aad voeal m eoneert. :0- :00 KB-so. Music aad teamraa. :0- S:00 KB . Instromental aad vocal selections. THE JOURNAL CHIMKS S:0O Has. The Journal enlmef will sownd the correct time. TOMIQHT TK0- 7 JO Q-tiet Bour. 1-V. 8:00 (a. The Journal news feot taVna. S:00- S:00 HOG. Saturday Kadio ques- tinn and answer hour. 8:00-10:00 KQV. Lte .ocal and instru mental selections. ror sne wan reoio news turn to tna radio wjpersmant or Tin Sunday Journal. Shrine Fete Ends; Attendance Total More Than 50,000 More than 50,000 parsons have visited the Shrino circus and Arabian fete which closed Friday nisht with an at tendance of 7500 at The Auditorium. Between $15,000 and $20,000 will be realized from the proceeds from the affair, which has-been running 11 evenings. The money will be used to pay expenses for Al Kader Shrine's delegation on the trip to Washington. D. C, for the annual convention next year. The circus has included head line offerings from local theatres as entertainment features, and a general bazaar arrangement 'which has brought in many dollars. Two Held on Liquor Charge; Auto Seized Armed with a warrant, the police were about to search the premises at No. 675 East Glisan street Fri day night when they saw an automo bile drive away. They followed the machine to East Sixteenth street and Sandy boulevard where they caught it, On searching the driver. John GrubUich, they found eight pints of moonshine whiskey and a similar quantity on Matt Polich, who was in the oar. Each was charged with pos sessing intoxicating liquor and Gru bisich was charged with transporting It- They were also held for the United States government and the automobile was seized. CURRENT EVENTS : IN RELIGIOUS CIRCLES - iContinaed Tram. Paga Foortaea) .: . 'A Deal in Docks,' a clew three-act eeanedy. ea ta eraninc of December 20 at the eirareh.7 The parta of the play are taken by Haroid P. Drake, Glen Slaves. Ernest BogUl. Donald Jtuawli, Harriet Heath aad Louse Bobtson. liilbceat Crouch u director and John Kekei, stage msnager. Proceeds will go to general league work. ., Barday achool children are busy raising : funds to make1 up tncu f 60 pledge to tbe Near Eaat relief. Tna Bandar achool Christmas program will be given at the hoar of the regular Sunday night chorea sertiees oa December 24. Dr. W. G. Scott, one of Chicago's foremost pnlptt oratofa, wUl cecopr the bannjraida aietn odist pnlpit Soadav moraine. This will be a soxring erangeastie message, and anovld be heard by a large cpngToaarmn. A wonderfnl atnsaeal program is amnavd for the eveainc Profeesor P. A. Ten Haaf will give an elaborate program of auloa from sereral of the scandard oratoaoa. Kr. Ten Haaf will ring selections from "Jodas ilaecabaeuii." by Handel; "The Fall of Babylon." by Spohr: "Kebekah," by Barnby; "Bequiem." by Verdi, and "KUjah," by Mendelaaelin, The foil eaonia dioir of mixed voices will sing Spickers "'tear ot Ye, O Israel.-' Gounod's "By Babylon's Win," and Gaul's ''Great and Marvekins," from the "Holy City." The recently otgsnised male chorus will assist by ainging "Nature's Praise of God," by Beethoven, and "Jesua, SaTior, Pilot ale," by Bobiaaon. Tins concert ia open to the public. Doors will ae open at 7 o'clock. At the Bose City Park aiethodiat church Sunday morning Dr. W. W. Yoongson, district superintendent, will speak. Dr. Yoonrson was the foander of this ehun-h. At night the pastor will preach a pre-Chmtsnas sermon. Dr. E. C Hickman, president of Kimball College of Theology, will speak Sunday morn ing at Wood lawn Methodist church. Miss Mary A. Boise, an oeeraeas worker, will make the address at 7 :S0 p. m. The Ber. K. Hitum Hace. pastor. wiU preaida at both services. Toe Ker. R. E. Close, assistant snperinteed ent of the. Anti-Salocn League of Oregon, will be the sneaker Sunday night at the Swedish Methodist church. The Ber. W. J. Herwig. superintendent of the An ti-Saloon Dsague of Oregon, will address the congregation of the First Methodist church. South, at 11 a. tn. Sunday. A reception for the Bev. E. Gjerdirg, as sociate pastor of the Vancoarer Arenue Norwegian-Danish Methodist church, and his family will be had in the church parlors this eve ning. A good program will be given and refreshments served. All members end friends are most cordially mvited. Sunday morning the pastor. Bev. Qua Lav A. S Lorain, will de liver his pre-Christmaa message. Tho evening service will be in English. There will be some special singing aed music in the evening. This Bui u f"-'ai meeting i or ine young people. Presbyterian "Mary's Concept of Her Son" is the theme upon which Rev. Harold Leon ard Bowman, I). D., will speak at the morning service at the First Presby terian church. The service begins promptly at 10:30, and Sunday school is held after the service, in which there are classes and departments for all ages. In the evening Dr. Bowman's theme if Jo be "The Defeat of Fear." based on the text. "And Jesus said, fear not." Luke 5:10. There will be no congregational dinner next Thursday, the dinners being discontinued until after the holidays. The regular mid-week serv ice, led by Dr. Bowman, will be held as usual in the chapel on Thursday evening at 7:45. The Woman's association will meet for all-dmv sewing on Friday, and will continue their meet ings inrougn ine notiaay season. At Westminster Presbyterian church the morning sermon by Dr. E. H. Pence will be to the theme: "Nieht. Dkt and F.i..rin. ' wUe the evening sermon completes a series or addresses on "Chnstianity'a Conflict "With Heathenism in the First Centnrv " The werk-'a activities include: Monday at 2:30 the Woman a association meets for Christmas pro gram. J. P. Mnlder will sing. Mm. John Pearson will lead the devotions. Mrs. T. W". Reed win have charce of th wvi.l Kmi. .ml Mrs. H. L. Walter's Bible class will nrovida the literary part of the Drorram. tVMltl afternoon at 2:45 the beginners' ami primary Christmas party will provide entertainment for the kiddies. Story telling, movies, refreshments and Santa Clans will help tn make it a happy event On Friday evening in the church audi torium two cantatas, "The Old Fashioned Santa Clans and "The Xizht Rafnr i"hri.... wiUbe given. The first ia in two parta: Santa 'a helpers urge bim to "spruce up" and go to Earth in modern style, but Santa finally leaves it to the children, who decide on an old fashioned Santa. Jack FVrwt injects much merriment by joke and trick. T-h. ' ..vt portrays a family scene in the home and con real ana true meaning of Christmas. The age of children taking part ranges from 8 to 14. Tbe- Pundar evening mHiin of ttu. young people will be in the nature of a sur- vnTC, oiujr a lew snowing the nature of the proarsm. The Central chapter of Westminster Guild of Central Presbyterian church will meet Tues day at 2:S0 p. in. with Mrs. Anthony E. Saul. No. 574 Maple street. Tuesday evening t 30 the Fidelia chapter of Westminster r.uild will meet for supper at tho home of MrB- L-P- Hewit. No- 1120 East Market street Thursday evening at 7:30 the Christ mas program of the Sunday achool will be given. - The Christmaa story will be told by the very youngest children a play in the style of the old English miracle plays and mysteries. After the nlav thnao nrnr ti adjourn to the gymnasium, where a Christmas tree and urprie will be arranged by the oruc-ers oi ine sroooi. Dr. W. A. Stevenson, pastor of the Mizpah Pre.sbj trrian church, will preach a nnon Kmidsj- morninc in which he promises to rhow that-jojus rould not have beeu born in any other time than the reign of Caesar Augustus aftr the Jewish religion, the Greek civilization sou Kotnan government had reached their inaiunir. At the Millard Avenue Presbyterian church the Rev. Henry White. D. D.. pastor, will preach morning aad evening. The Christian Endeavor at 6 SO will be led by Miss Myrl CJreer. The Women's Missionary society met this week at the home of Mrs. S. W. Hiekhng, No. 7829 59th avenue Southeast, for an all-day study of the mission book, "Building With India." A quilt waa tied for a hospital in China. The Welfare club meeta Tuesday evening in the church. Potluck supper served st 7 o'clock, after which the usual business of the month will be transacted Unitarian At the Church of Oor Father Rev. W. O. Eliot will apeak Sunday at 30:30 a. to. on "The Sparrow, the Man and the Iord Ood of Hosts," a sermon for Peace Sunday. E. E. Schwaratrauher will continue his discussion of the Portland Labor college before the men's class, which meeta at noon. United Brethren The pnlpit of the First I'nited Brethren church will be supplied by the Rev. J. D. Xisewonder, college pastor at Philomath, ' Or. Rev. G. K. Hartman. pastor of the. Second United Brethren church, will preach in the morning. The evening service will be in charge of the North Pacific Evangelistic Insti tntei The chorus will fnrnish music and the Rev. E. K. Taylor win give the mdNsage. An interesting program will be rendered Friday evening by the Sunday sehooL After an evangelistic campaign of four weeks out of the city, the Bev. K. O. Shepherd will occupy his pulpit at Third Fnited Brethren church, preaching in-in morning oa the theme, "Ood'a Interpretation of tlte Philosophy of Be rivals," and in the evening "The Only Befugr an Analogy." The choir will render special moaie.. At tbe Tremont United Brethren church the paster, the Rev. B. Boss Evans, wUl apeak morning and -evening. Biahop and Mrs. William H. Washinger have recently re turned from a trip to their old home at Chambersbarg, Pa., where' they spent Thanksgiving with Mra. Waabinger'e father. While ia the East tba biahop attended to some church btisineser Several official of the Oregon conference held a meeting this past week at Philomath with President H. Dickaon Bough ter of Philo math college, relative to the purchasing of a new cow rvatnry f music there. Among those ("vent were Bishop Washinger, Superintendent O. E. MeDonald of the Oregon district. Super intendent W. A. Nicola af th rnhn.hi. 4. district and Thomas Hughes of Lag Angeles. The Rev. W. B. Nelson of Great FaBa. Mont., superintendent of home mission work ia this ansa, waa in the city Friday for a tnwni cenferance with Biahop Washinger. - Uisa Emma Paige of Marshalttown. Pa., vangefist at large for the United Brother a church, haa just concluded a cnccessful aeries of rv,vl jFneeongs t Tha Dalles, church, of which tba Rev. R. F. Riggle is pastor. She ia rokic to spend the holidare visiting with her aister, Mrs. A. E. Tount of Portland. " ' '''-' 4f ' . . . ' .' i -;r ; United Presbyterian ' The ChrfetaBas treat aad entertainment far the children of tha United Presbyterian Church of the Strangers will be held next Thursday at 7:3 p. m The childrem will hara. a large place on the program. The offering win go to saw near 4JC rnid. . Divine Science ; ' Miss- Helena Martin f Seattle, - lecturer' in the New Thought movement, will apeak at the First Dtvina Science church Sunday at 11 p. m. and 8 Pv m. Tbe Rev. T. M. Hissed, paster, will read the scripture lessen at ' both eerviepa. Francis Richter, erg-ante, - will play am af fcta own ewmpositinns for the offertory.- The Sun day achool is in sassioa from 10 to 10:45. On Thursday evening the - resntar meeting is' held in the church bniidiac Ail the meetinga are evea to the puhue - : i- i "-rhe Quick Wit of Mrs. Grouse - 4 aaaaSM By T bora ton TV. Bargets . i jam . rfVn I ' -- . J , '.' J ,-,J . . Only those are truly fit I rXVliv" V . ' f " VV. Who at all tuaee are quick of wit. I srZ M IVfLl-f ?i A f A "lyrKVliK had Mrs. Grouse been in & 11 tighter place-' Right In the middle of a little open.: place with nothing to hide her she was squatting as flat to the ground as she could get, while only a few feet away stood a. hunter with at terrible gun. There were Just two things tn favor of Mrs. Grouse. On was that she was bo near the color of the dead . leaves and grass around her that she was difficult to see. The other; was that it hadn't entered that hunter's head that a Grouse would be In an open . place like that So the hunter stood there idly look ing about. Once, or twice he looked straight at Mrs.! Grouse. She knew by the expression of his eyes, that he did not see her. On her part Mrs. Grouse kept perfectly still. Was she frightened? Ot course she was frightened. She iwas terribly fright ened. She was so frightened that it seemed to her that her heart almost stopped beating.' It seemed to her that sooner or later that hunter would be bound to see her. She knew that if he should take it into his head to walk over where she was there would be nothing for it but for her to take to her stout wings. Mrs. Grouse kept her bright eyes fixed on that hunter. Not once did she take them from him. If there should be a chance for escape she didn't intend to miss it. Presently seme one further down the hill snouted. She knew then that there was another hunter. The hunter she was watching shouted back and turned his head to look down the hill. The very second he turned his head Mrs. Grouse shot into the air. Such a roar as her wings made ! She made til the noise she could with them, hoping to startle that hunter. But that hunter had hunted! too cften m be startled in anv Klicn. manner. He was surprised, very much surprised, but not startled. The second he heard the roar of those wings he whirled around and brought his terrible gun to his shoulder ready to shoot. But he didn't shoot. No, sir, he didnt shoot. You see Mrs. Grouse didn't give him a chance. Instead of flying away from him Mrs. Grouse flew straight toward him. 66 ,TY GUMMY !" T. Paer mused as he XJ teased the slumbering fire with the tongs, "by gummy that was a hot meetin' for a cold .night, wasn't it?" "What meeting was that?" Polly Tician asked, wagging her ground grippers as close to the blaze as she dared. "They have a lot of meetings in Portland every night, you know." - "I'm talk in' about that one the Multnomah delegation to the legisla ture "had." T. Paer informed her. "Them fellahs sure hopped off on tho right foot, didn't they?" " "Were you there? Polly asked non committaHy. "I didn't see you if you were." - To," T. Paer confessed, "I didn't know it was gointo make history like it done or I'd of went." "Make history ," Polly repeated doubtfully. "Where'd you get that hunch?" "Well, T. Paer answered ambigu ously, "they elected Milt Klepper chairman of it, didn't they?" "I don't see much history in that," Polly replied shortly. "It looks more like a joke to me." "You ain't got the right viewpoint T. Paer told her. "I guess you ain't studied history much, maybe." "I've read a little of it," Polly boasted, "though I ain't kept up to date since Iquit school." "I guess," T.. Paer suggested, "you ain't a historical analist or whatever they call them fellahs." "No," Polly replied, "I don't lay any claims to being." "Well then," T. Paer stated. "I guess that's the reason you can't tell when history's beta' made any better'n you can." "I guess so," Polly conceded, "but how can anybody tell it?" "History's mostly made," T. Paer explained didactically, "by somethin' being done by somebody that nobody else'd do." "Well, if that's making history," Polly answered, "then-that Multnomah county bunch's got Gibbon and Rid-i path and all the rest of them school book makers faded to a bronchial whisper." "Maybe," T. .Paer remarked medi tatively. "The fellahs thought it'd be a good scheme just to git it all over with at once so they wouldn't have to stew 'nd worry 'round after they got up to Salem" Holy Name Diocesan Union Will Confer : The quarterly conference of the Holy Name Diocesan Union will be held Sunday at 2 p. m. in the Cathedral school hall, 17th and Couch streets. There will be benediction in the ca thedral at 4 o'clock. A general invi tation is extended to Catholic men to be present. Next year " occurs the fiftieth anniversary of the Holy Name society in the United States, so the matter of appropriately celebrating the golden jubilee will be discussed. At the meeting . of the executive com mittee of the union last Tuesday a res olution was passed indorsing the work of the recently organized Catholic Truth Society of Oregon. O'DOHEHTT TO SPEAK i Joseph ODoherty. actively associ ated with the Irish independence move ment since 19 H and- a member of the Da.il Bireann. will speak at the Iabor Temple Sunday, night on the republican movement In Ireland. O'Doherty was imprisoned at various, times for his part .in the rising of 1916. On this trip he is accompanied by Father O'Flanagan, who visited Portland abbot 10 years ago in tbe interest of the- Irish Industrial movement. - ' .rw'i V IS " ''',-' . " "'..:'- TO SELL BOOKS AT COST The Methodist Book Concern of Port land, with eatlcBrooma in the Artisan building, has. - made avrravngements to carry a supply of the American Bible Society's publications.; which - it will sell at catalogue prices, this being the cost price. 9 PROGRESSES IT FISA5CE8 " At tbe monthly meeting af the Portland ecmeB of churches this put week the report of the financial secretary showed rapid progress made in .paying off outstanding incumbrancea. Better subpart of the council In 1023 was alaa indicated, 'The department of crane! urn to planning for a series of men's meetings in co operation with the T. M. C- A. . - Mrs. Grouse kept her bricbt eyes Wr'iSi t "saZC"' fixed on that banter kiS?L 'SrKFSMl lll 1 1 IV It had taken a second for him to turn around. By the time be had got around Mrs. Grouse was passing over his bead and flying like the wind. That meant that he had to turn around aain in order to shoot at her. He did turn. Of course.' He turned' as quickly as he could, and that was very quick indeed. But by the time he was around Mrs. Grouse was beyond that open place and pitching sharply down behind a tree. He caught only a glimpse of her. There was no oppor tunity to shoot. Mrs. Grouse had saved her life by her quick wit. Had she flown in any other direction that hunter would have had a chance to shoot: As soon as she had pitched down behind that tree Mrs. Grouse flew low, darting in and out among the trees and circling far around in the opposite direction from which had come the voice of that second hunter. When she finally alighted on the ground she ran swiftly for some little distance. Then she flew up in a hem lock tree whose branches were very thick. When she did this she made no noise with her wings. She felt safe there for the time being, anyway. "My, that was a narrow escape ! said she to herself, as she looked and listened for those hunters. And so it was. . (Copyright, 1922, by T. W. Burgess.) The next story: .TJnc' Billy Has a! Hard FalL" mm "I don't just get you," Polly con fessed uncertainly. "The session ain't even started yet." "I know," T. Paer replied, "but you don't 'spose the votersll expect them delegation fellahs to sprain any tendons just passin' bills after they've hopped to it like they have in electin' Milt chairman, do you?" "I shouldn't think so," Polly an swered thoughtfully. "I should think they'd be entitled to a rest if any body is." j "I should of thought.- T. Paer med itated, "that the fellahs'd of elected somebody that'd been up there before 'nd had a Jdea how things was done 'round a session." "Well," Polly suggested, "Milt's been a clerk on a committee once or twice, hasn't he?" "Maybe that's experience enough." T. Paer replied, "but I wonder why they turned Staples down for Milt?" "Staples ain't much of a friend of Gue Moser and his bunch," Polly re minded him. "He wouldn't of stood hitched when Gus said for him to." "If they wanted Gus to run things." T. Paer said, "why didn't they elect him chairman?" "Gus wouldn't want to be chairman after he couldn't be president," Polly contended, "and, besides. electing Milt's just about the same as electing Gus, the way I look at it." "I don't know about that," T. Paer demurred. "Whatever else a fellah says about Gus, you got to admit he's got a dome that wouldn't sound like a empty keg if you kicked it." "There's no arguing about that." Polly agreed, "but if all Gus's got to do's tip Milt what he wants, he's the same as chairman and -can have a lot of time to fuss around with some other job too, can't he?" "I guess that's right too," T. Paer concurred. "But theys one thing sure as taxes about that Multnomah delegation." "What's that?" Polly asked uncer tainly. "I can't think of it." "If it keeps on goin' the way it's started," T. Paer answered, "it's goin to be a expensive luxury for anybody to be .give a picture of it." "Why?" Polly queried. "Because," T. Paer grinned, "nobody but' a rich goat could afford to frame it" Garbage Gathering Eight Is Requested By Local Interests Collection of garbage under the most sanitary conditions from hotels and restaurants in the business district on the West Side of the Willamette river is to be started immediately by a con cern in which the moving figure Is G. M. McDowelL The garbage will be used for hog feed on a hog ranch lo cated outside the city limits. ; The project has been under consid eration for some time, and .W.T'laUr Thompson and P. B. Gibson appeared before the city council Friday after' noon to ask for a pledge from that body that if the city institute Its own garbage collection system it will not interfere with this service for at least four years. It did not ask an exclu sive right to the collection privileges, but maintained that it could not af ford, to place several thousand dol lars in the required equipment If there H CAR HCarMAN KClltS . ORCHESTRA . SUNDAY NIGHT MIDWAY HAUL LADIES FREE sf Sliri Tcitered Bss Sec? p Mothers Jjpst After Cuticiira: Seas.Oii. aeet.TaVtnaJae.eii I eT in. T-m esui Vs Both Plain and Fancy Materials These two smart models clearly portray the rivalry between plain and fancy materials for first place in the mode. The gown at the right depends almost entirely Upon Its lUStroua triable elnkv fnr ilocnratinn Ithmirh It hi. allnal the introduction of crepe marocain at i2r5"'r fh model at the left is u auuru iu me cape-mse eriect wmcn nas been acnieved by introducing It as Part of the back of the bodice. The string belt is in contrasting tone. was danger of the city taking over the work within a comparatively short time. It was agreed that the city would give an expression of its Intention to refrain from collections of garbage of the character discussed, and the mat' ter was referred to Commissioner Big- elow to prepare and present a state ment to this effect. The promoters of the project declare they will make collections early in the mornings, and will use locked-top cans and no open loads on wagons, so that all possible objections will be removed. ROAD SHOW HETX.IG Broadway at Taylor. Kolb A Dill in "Now and Then." 8:15 p. m. Matinee Saturday, Z:20 p. m. VAUDEVILLE PANTAGK8 Broadway at Alder. High grade vaudeville aad photoplay features. After noon and evening. Program changes Monday afternoon. HIPPODROME Broadway at TambTO. Taude- Tuia ana oons, stay in "itr ana At m . Audrey Mnnaon in "Heedless Moths." . 11 a. m. to 11 p. m. Opinion later. btocb: BAKER Eleventh -at Morrison. Is -lc Musi eel Comedy company in "I Dav 'k 7 and p. m. PHOTOPLATS BLUE MOUSE Eleventh at Washington. Jane Novak in 'Thelma." 11 a. m. to 11 P. m. Uood. spectacular drama. LIBERTT Broadway at Stark. "Brothers under the Skin." 11 a. m. to 11 p. Opinion- later. COLUMBIA Sixth near Washington. George aaciiora a -The jsbp Tide." 11 a. an. to II p. m. Opinion later. MAJESTIC Washington at Park. Harold Laoyu m -ot. Jack. 11 a. m. to 11 p. m. uproanooaly funny.. BJVOLJ Washington at West Park. Guy Bates 1 oat in "Omar the Teutmaker." 11 a. m. t oil p. m. Opinion later. PEOPLES West Park near Washington. Charles Ray in "Smudge." 11 a. m. to 11 p. m. iruon later. CIHCI.K Fourth ' near Washington. Hun tin raxnum m "wane justice Waits. t a. m. to 4 o'clock the next morning. WAITES EXAMISATIOX Mrs. Dorothy Feles, accused of mur dering her two children, waived pre liminary hearing in the municipal court Friday afternoon and was or dered held for grand jury investiga tion. She appeared through her at torney. Mrs. Feles told detectives she asphyxiated her children because they AMUSEMENTS HEILIG ,o7; AmtSSf TONIGHT 8:15 THE FAVORITE COME DIAKS KOLBDILL LATEST COMEDY-HIT "NOW and THEN" By AAROX HOFFMAK Owii Jazz Orchestra prices, iwcxuDnro war tax Floor. $2.20; Balcony. 12.20, S1.65. L10; Gallery, 85c, S5c! Closes at 4 eCloek V toe feUewlag aawrsUag TOMORROW CHARLES RAY la "A TAILOB-hADE MAN" ZaUTJ FASHIOK PLATE MINSTRELS' HAttt EARI ft CO. BR ITT WOOD ALEXANDER BROS, ft EVELT3T RIDICULOUS RECCO WOODS COMES Y MULES j "rrs or sza i I BKeiajS SUNDAY MUSICAI. SHOWS Playta at BAKER THEATRE , " v State. Dally at 2 Mights T 'saw . Tab Week Rls Muek aiamr O ! - ... WHO? WHAT? " Where? morals g rr' LYRIC DanceTdnigait Cotillion hall Ecb dcrclcnV Orchestra Vie With Each Other for Popularity the sides of the skirt and as facing about fashioned very simply, but a smart note wero defective. Mrs. Feles and the two children were found unconscious in the family home at No. 472 Sumner street., by George Feles, her husband. who returned home and found the door locked and the house filled with gas. Mrs. Feles. is recovering. 15 the iical drink for grousing children ': Mot only does its delkious flavor and aroma appeal to tK" palate but itupplies du botrjr witK a consideraLle amount ' of pure, -wKolesome and nutritious food, 'J; Mad", am!? ir? . , I',V WALTER BAKER & CO, LTD. EattfclijheJ 1780 LX)RCHESTER, MASSACHUSETTS Booklet rf Ooita Rtdpa stnt fret : 5STrStfi William McKinley said: "Let 11s cultivate the Spirit of ' Saving" The will to save, and strict adheice to yoTir purpose will. - substantiaUy increase yonr sury plus. Deposit your funds in our Savings Department, at conv pound interest. Capital. Surplus and Unciivided Profits, over 517,000,000, . guarantee fund for the protection : of our depositors. t - t - , - , V , , ' j CXZsfXitnei CAttiKlmtim tA sraTioMAi maia Portland' TWraJ atssf SttrkStmtt sUutKiwe avicK Police SeeifDriverV Who Struck Woman And Hurfied.Awa A vigorous search, is being made, by tha police today ia an effort to locate - the motorist who crushed Mrs. Callie I, Harts horns, No 848 Kast Everett street, against a. signal post at Kan 28th and Everett streets Friday night. The driver . left' the Bcene rapidly after the crash and the number of the automobile . was not taken by any of -the spectators. It is believed the driver lost control of the automobile, as it : was necessary to climb the curb-be- fore striking tbe woman. . Mrs. Hartshorn had just ' alighted ' from a streetcar aad was about to go .; home when the accident occurred. . Mulkey Criticizes . Department Heads For Budget" laity F. 'W. Mulkey, chairman of th: tax conservation ana supervision commission-at the City club luncheon at" -the.' Benson hotel Friday, directed criticism toward the department heads of the city and county governments for a lack of consideration in ' working out and adhering to a fixed program for: tax budgets. This apparent Indifference has caused the tax commission nuci trouble, he said. Mulkey . said -the -commission saved 227,0O0 on the coun ty budget. Mulkey said the commin sion had no power to molest the- in terest payments or bonded indebted ness payments of the Port of Port land commission, which virtually has complete control - over Its budget through the ability to issue short-time bonds. ... - i MEN WANTED FOR SHOPS AND ROUNDHOUSE -' RATES Machinists 70c per hoar Boilermakera .. ...... 70c to. 70fjc per hour Mechanics are allowed : time and one-half for time worked ia excess of eight hoars per day. -, , , Strike conditions prevail. ; . . , APPLY BOOM 8M Conch Bsiidlsg, lot Eesrtk Street Kear Waahisgaest, PorUaad Baker's Cocoa CKilclren, owing to their almost ceaseless ' activity, frequentljf require as large en " amount of nourishment as adults, and good , cocoa is a Valuable aid in the carefully -arranged diet But its quality must be good and no cocoa can quite so well meet the requirements of dietitian, physician, nurse or housekeeper as BAKER'S i1 "'A al