.viv-.. - "-. . r. 'n'r'" r f ' ?- I'.. .j.: ; ' i ...... r- i r t i- i i in - - - . . - I .J y- - ' j Wf 9 - . v j.'.v-.v.'-'-i,--- i, - . y- T - .L ;. i . ' -W"-'-' mii-m-miii-h,""' .. ,, . r-t.-....- f .. If.f , , l, tm-r ' rin-finniirnnii irnrniiiiii nf-m r. w 1 . ':;"y":.r . ' . MAGAZiNE.sd.scpMo22 - v : -. V : . ' . , v L f, . :.:r.. V, .:,.. ... . ,. . ..- , f -T.:'. . ' b ... 5 '' ' " s ' " ": !" l , ' 1 :. -1 ;.liHONY:EUWEK.rA -- . V .-f,:-. .: . 7r': ;..---t t ' - l ' ' . . ' ... . " " ". - . ! : . f . : .. - .' .j': 1 i . . .. , .J - WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? By. ANTHONY EVWER T l THAT'S in ainunc?" tjic poet said, Al And when the poet aid t,&- .He robbed the thing we call a name Of any special credit. ; . Our family puts great store, in '-ame$ When christening our auto - -4 Or other chattels, always we ; Use "fitness" for our motto. . ' For instance, there's my loyely wife I call her "Hinges," for;" Each day I li-re I'm more convinced She's something to adorer ' We have a chatty parrot with A disposition sunny, , ; And since they say that money talks, We call that parrot "JMoney." We have a squirrel it lives on nuts V And' gobbles all you give it The way those nuts are bolted down : - Has'made us call "him-"Rivet. 1 We have a dog we used to call The little fellow Towser, ! But since his pants come thick and fast, i We've changed his name to "Trowser."- i We call our skiff the "Jail-bird" for - i Whenever we go boating, i We always have to bail her 6ut ! To keep the blame thing floating. v Our saddle horse he jolts so hardt ' He's ridden by no mortal ; And so because his gait's a jar, Z--We call him "Open Portal." Our tabby-!at we call 'Tirst-aid' -The name it seems to fit her, ' , Fdr not a; year -goes passing by Bufwhat she bears a titter. We had a mule a cheerful cuss.- f; - . His shanks were . sleek and brawny We called that mule "jMLax -Welton" - His brays were always bonny.?'' ' - for We' call our' gold-fish "Climber,,,for Since-he has started failing,6 '" .' '"'No matter where he'a headed for,:'..l" ,2- . T He's always, always scaling.' "