By A .Posen
V erce. 'and Reverse
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TRAINING FOR THE FUTURE
By g. . Klaer
jrEWP da eye on little Mary;
Joy may linger In her look
As she reads about a Miry
In 'BOrrtV silly story book.
Make it part of. your employment,
An the day. Is worried through,
To deprive her of eajoymoat.
Or disaster may ensue.
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NO SWSG AT AU.!
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YOU Uet?6 JU$T AS SMALL -
TH2M DAYS IS
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THEM DAYS , IS GONE FOREVsRter the Bawl Was Overw
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WfATCH what little Tommy's doing;;
w If he''s havtng harmless tun
Future trouble may be brewing; .
Think of something- you want done;
Call him from his pleasure; never
Let him linger at a game
Or he may be harmed forever.
Headed for a life of shame.
pHlLpREN who are 'playing gladly
Should be set at tasks they hate;
Let them drop their plaything sadly,
If they want things, make them wait.
Never mind their young resentment.
Scold them if they don't make haste;
Always keep them from contentment.
Let them have no time to waste.
TF you hpp to be paying
People who are serving you,
See that they are kept from playing -
At the work they have to do;
Keep them always in their places,
Drive them steadily and hard;
Let no gladness light their faces.
Treat them with no kind regard-
TTEAVEN, In ease there is a heaven,
Surely is no place for fun;
Angels doubtless start at seven
To the dally work that's done.
Could they safely be permitted
To be doing as they please
After they have all been fitted
Here for ceaseless drudgeries?
V mil K- TtrwlKlasU P ff - 4 III.
Syndicate. Inc.)
CHAPTER 4
ipHERE' S one thing I don't under?
J. stand about either of you," Alice
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they do the same thins after they re
married? When you and papa were
....u onri ana-arad ha d nave
i anvthine von wanted him to.
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That must nave Deen pKm "
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lauehurt a. little. m'"S
-Donse : but Alice persisted. "We". W
vmi. whv can't you as nim iu
. . r . .... ui to ask hlBl
no uunss "" w-jr . - ,r: .
when you were Just in love wiin hj
ntiMr; w nv aoui iu ")
-Ding-donging at hlnV Alice r Mrs.
Adams eaid, with a pathos somewhat
emphasized. "Is how my trying
to do what I can for you strikes you?
'Never mind that; u s iwuum
your feelings." Alice disposed et the
pathos briskly. "Why don't you an
swer my question? What's the matter
with using a little more tact en papa?
Why can't you treat him the way you
probably dld when you were young
people, before you were married I I
never have understood -why people
CSH't that." . . .
I SFerhaps you will . understand aome
day.' her mother said, gently. TMay
be yen will when you've- been married
25--years" '
i T keep evading. Why don't you
answer my question right straight
outfit ''.-. , .----"'- "
- Ther are questions you esnt an
swer to young; people, Alice."
You mean because we're too young
to understand the answer? I don't see
that at all. At 22, a girl's supposed to
have some intelligence, isn't she? And
intelligence is the ability to understand,
isn't itt Why do I have to wait till
I've lived with a man 25 years to un
derstand why you cant be, tactful with
fast gay
Iuejay
to your druggist
The simplest way to tnd
f ornr is Bine-jay. A toueh
stops the pain instantly. Then
the corn loosens and comes
put. Made in a colorless
clear liquid (one 4rop; does
it I) and m extra thin plas
ters. The action is the same.
Fain Stops Instantly
papa?"
"You may understand some things be
fore that," Mrs. Adams eaid, tremul
ously. "You may understand how you
hurt me sometimes. Youth can't know
everything byfbeing Intelligent ; and by
the time you could understand the an
swer you're asking for you'd know it,
and wouldn't need to ask. You don't
understand your father, Alice; you
don't know what it takes to change him
when he s made up his mine to pe euiBr
born."
Alice rose and began to get herself
Into a skirt. "Well, I don't thmk making-
scenes ever changes anybody." she
grumbled. "I think a little jolly per
suasion goes twice as far. myself."
" "A little Jolly persuasion r " tier
mother turned the echo of this Phrase
into an ironic lament. "Yes, there was
a time when X thought that, too! It
didn't work-r-thafs all!"
"Perhaps you left the 'jolly part of
It out, mama."
For the second time that morning-
it was now a little after 7 o'clock
tears seemed about to offer their so
lace to Airs. Adams. "I might have
expected you to say that, Alice ; you
never do miss a chance," she said,
gently. "It seems queer you don't some
time miss just one chance !" .
But Alice, progressing with her toilet.
appeared to be little concerned. "Oh.
well, I think there are better ways of
managing a man than just hammering
at him."
Mrs. Adams uttered a little err of
pain. Hammering.J Alice r'
"if you'd left It entirely to me, her
daughter wept on, briskly. "I believe
papa'd already be willing to do any-
lumg we want niH to," -.
That's it ; tell si t spoil everything.
Well, I won't interfere, from now on.
you can be sure of it."
-Please aoa't talk like that," Alice
said, quickly. I'3 aid enough tn rev
allse that papa jnay need pressure of
all sorts; l enlf think it makes him
more obstinate to get him cross. Ton
pruBapiy oe understand film better,, but
that's one thing I've found out and you
haven't. There ! She gave her mother
a friendly tap on the shoulder an4
went to the door. TU hop in and say
hello to him now. "
(To Be Continued Tomorrow)
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BRINGING UP FATHER
IMccteteree p. S. Fittnt Otnee
By George McManua
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gests in a rebua way the name of a
battle of the Revolutionary war,
fought in South Carolina in January,
1781. can yon yuesa U?
See answer on this page tomorrow.
Astoria Pair Has
Enough Bad Luck
To Last for Time
Astoria, Aug. 31. Opal Hendricks
and Peter Kinney Jr who work in a
local bakery, went aboard the eteamer
Georgians to bid goodbye to a mutual
friend.- When - they completed their
visit and started to go ashore they
discovered the boat was well on its
way up the Columbia river toward
Portland....
They were forced ta remain on the
boat until it reached Rainier, when
they started back to Astoria as pas
sengers en Columbia stage bua Kear
Astoria the bus skidded t-n the wet
pavement, side-swtped an embankment
and turned over en its side.
Miss Hendrix and Kinney escaped In
jury but three ef the other six passen
gers received bad. cuts. These Included
Adolph Johnson ef Astoria, Robert
Haggin of Kerry and John Carlsea ef
Stevenson. . ,
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