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'HEN Jim gets to it he's gom' to lix the front
door where it always sticks and nail the loose
' boards in the floors and patch up all the fly-
screen doors. He's gom' to take a piece of lead and
mend the drain-pipe, so he said, by soldernV tip that
pesky chink down underneath the kitchen-sink. When
Jim gets to it he's goin' to clean the wood-shed like
you' ve never seen and hang the hoes and rakes on racks
and shake out all the gunny-sacks and all the empty
cans and truck and old gum-boots, lie's goin' to chuck
and leave a place that's big enough for all the mops and'
brooms and stuff." And, oh, the wood he's 'goin to chop
'. when Jim gets to it, there'll be a crop of kindlin' that will
see you through at least a dozen years or two.
When Jim gets to it he's goin' to take and fix Hs
teeth so they won't ache, especially some molars there"
that got clean wrecked through wear; and tear. Their
nerves, Jim says, should first be killed and ' bout a dozen
; others filled. He's goin' to have some X-ray man ex
1 . aniinerhim and if he can, find why, hers been so plagued
v ,bf late along hisf spinal vertebrate. He's goin to take and
r drown, ! guess, .'bout mety Httens more or less; that
make a joint of hangin' round the kitchen door and get-
: tin' wound "up in your feet so, that you squash a kitten -;
with each step, by gosh. " ; ? . V- ? ' V 1V;
There's quite a lot that Jim dedaresv:yi'4ay:;,ii.C
want some new repairs. ;;;The;fc
straight and, saggin', pretty; ldw,;of. latei Thebulcksas,,;
will heed filin' soon, .the new piano's out ofitune, ;the'. '
wagon-reach is spUtad rhay capsize a carany dayl :
It sterns like quite a lot
through when nothin'lse croiin , rum 6rVprcssiar: i
on his mind, and Jim is f eelin' fairly fit and prime,tout '
whenit comes ' around, that tmie, I guessit'snotoi
much to say that Jim will have one busy day..
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