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A BIRTH RATE THAT NEVER DECLINES
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. "pHE foolish people never seem to learn
By hearlnr 'of the fate of other fools; '
J - Unwise meii still are spending all they earn,
The reckless go on fooling with edged tools; ( '
The foolish driver cannot learn, to watt,' t
..-: But tries to .beat , the engine to the gate,
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AND GET-Av COAD OP,
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THEM DAYS IS GONE FOREVER -Attempt This on Your Alto
TBTHIIffEVER ponies run there's sojneone who.
Walk sadly homeward when the racing's done;
We hear rt someone every day or two
Who played unwisely with a rusty gun ; . "
Men keep on taking medicine at night,
And. after it's too late, turn on the light.
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CTILL swimmers like to show how brave they are
H1. By taking chances that they need not take; i
The stranger with the sporty- looking car ' : i -"i
, 'Finds girls wh6 Venture for adventure's sake; -Men
still establish love nests here and there. , :
And think: their wives will never kriow or care. t 1
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V'OUNG speculators cannot -seem to learn '
That miracles' are seldom brought about;
They keep right on" expecting to return
The stolen cash before they get found out.
And every little while some foolish cove t
Hides all his hard-earned savings in a stove. i,
THE foolish will not learn by being told.
The foolishness, it seems, is never checked;
"The' fortune teller's palm is crossed with gold.
The scolding woman's happiness, is wrecked;
If all the fools gained wisdom bit by bit
The devil soon would close his place and quit. '-
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Seek Big Green Fly
Whose Bites Leave
Serious Injuries
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New Rochelle, N. J., Aug, 22. -MedU
cat authorities are efideavoTing to ciV
ture a species - of a large green fly
hitherto unknown, bites of which are
said to have had serious, results..
Michael Fraeilla went into convul
sions after a fly had bitten his hand.
His hand swelled tof twice its normal
size ,; and physicians worked 'three
hours to revive him.
I Another victim of the fly was said
to have been bitten on the head, fol-
I lowing which a swelling the sise of an
egg appeared.
MIXERS GOIKO BACK, f
Cheyenne, Wyo., Aug. 22. (IT.- P.)
Mine maintenance workers ' were - re
turning v to work today throughout
Wyoming following agreement to the
Cleveland peace plan by operators and
miners' representatives. Miners will
go $bacfc to their jobs as soon as they
are called by the operators, i The l5il
I wage scale and the check-off system
were adopted. -
Penetrates I f 2rfsrr
stress
After the tovrnamaat, u&aaed
mnaclea feci the strain. 8titf
and sot. But Sloan'e Lini
ment awiftly takes est everr
trace of aoranasa pawcratoe'
trit hoot rabbin f brines (rata
' ful relief to all aching muse lea.
- it kills pain!
Frank Walsh, Labor
Attorney ofrUSIsl
Honored irt Moscow
Special Cbl to Tha Jcmraal aad - Chieaea
Dfly New)
(Oopynsht, lla2)
Moscow, Aug. 28. Frank Walsh, the
American labor lawyer, is concluding a
three weeks' Visit tot. Moscow. The
authorities here have treated him with
great distinction, giving him rooms in
the magnificent old ;German embassy
building and placing a ftaefcar at his
disposal. . He witnessed the trial of the
social reyolutionaries. visited, numerous
factories and made close investigation
into wages and conditions. '
While he declined to make any state
ment concerning his plans it is under
stood that he represents a big grou
considering Russian investments.
WIlit TEACH IS CHI5A
Chehalis, Wash., Aug. 22. Miss
Frances Kennicott of Chehalis will sail,
from Vancouver, B. C, Thursday for
China to- spend" four years 'as
teacher in school afcNuchang. She is
a daughter "of, Ir. and Mrs. G. W.
Kennicott. . .
" - . MtTST StTPPOBT CHILD
rancoU'v-er(. Wash.', ' Aug.! 22.--Mike
Morris' came 'before Judge Simpson
Monday'fcbarged with failure to sup
port a minor child. He was ' given
time to file a bond for- $50t to gnaxan
tee payment Of 15 a montli for tha
support of the child. . .
FILES FOB BITOKCE
Vancouver. Wash., Aug. 22. Melanie
Rigollet filed suit for divorce tfom Al
bert Rigollet, Monday, on the grounds
that he is confined in an institution
for the insane in Oregon. They were
married in Paris, France, in; 19G3.
MAX HAD ALCOHOL
1 Vancouver, Wash., Aug. 22. K. C
Crandall, alias Ed ' Harris, arrested
Monday night on a drunk charge, had
half a pint of denatured alcohol in his
possession.
TELEPHONE MA3T HTJBT U
Oregon City. Aug. 22. Benjamin
Hayhuret, manager mt the Grants Pass
Telephone company, is recovertng from
effects of a fall last Thursday while
assisting a trouble man to rffn down
a serious break in the lines. .
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by the
RAILROAD COMPANY
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Boilermakers, Machinists, Blacksmiths, Car
Repairers and Car Inspectors.
. For Employment at
NASIPA, Idaho v GLENN'S FERRY, Idaho,
POCATELLO, Idaho MONTPELLIER, Idaho
, t s SAL.T.iAHli; CJ1TX, Utah.
At wages and under conditions established by ihs United
States Railroad Labor Board. A strike now exists ; :
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Free transportation and expenses paid to place of em
ployment, also. steady. employment guaranteed and.se-'
niority rights protected for qualified men regardless any
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