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'I f ,-, THE OREGON DAILY - JOURNAL, PORTLAND, OREGON 15 TUESDAY. NOVEMBER ' 15, ' 1821: By George. McManu BRINGING UP FATHER (XeUaterad C htLWSETEiSO I'M tMCtc THEN OH-'WAAOE, IT'S SICK MA.fH AM- 1 THINK. vE COTA FEVER I WON'T HAAC. TO CO WITH fMUbT .ET fiMT nto eeo MIE TO -THE CAMPfcCia.-j .a. rn obsk A v,- ,v: a- , - r " "-;- ' v . it- -1 i v ' "is- 7 'I job ra itk t haw t. rrr remarked reflectlrelv as he tapped the; , bowl of his plp on the, top of the andiron. That U." ho amended, tf they take 'cm off 'nd Inn 'era out side before they go in." "leave what outside before who go Inr Via asked placidly. "Ton talk like a dog chasing Its tall." Their guos 'nd their swords 'nd their pistols." T. raer anewered. "I'm talktn' about them peace fellahs taal've come to Washington all toned out In ahootln' Irons nd frog stickers 'rd spurs to talk about how to ahed 'em." "Tou don't mean ltr Ma exclaimed. "They ain't toting rune to that meeting are ihfyV "Look at the picture if you don't be . lleve It." T. Paer adrtsed her. "Every blamed one of 'tra'i got more dynamite on hia hip than he could carry in a bot tle, not to apeak of aworde 'nd things." VIL it looks klnda funny for 'em to wear guns to meeting thal'a called to get rid of 'em. Ma argued. "Tou don't repoae they expect to get Into a fight do your "Only with words." T. Paer anewered. "I got a buoch they'll make 'em check I their artillery in the coat room use tney vao to at dances over to Drewaey." "I should think they'd feet more com fortable." Ma remarked. "Soma of 'era look klnda high tempered In the pic tures." 1 "li d be a good Idea I expect," T. Paer agreed. "If they waa to all get to lalkln' at. once In their own languages aome quick-triggered fellah might think he waa beio' tnaulted nd aurt to ahootln' like llaok. Vaughn did when Russian Mich got excited 'nd aaked hint to have a drtnk ta hia own borne tongue." "It mnat look awful funny," Ma giggled, "to aee all them fellaha mooching around in shiny eworda 'nd feather like a Knights of Pythlaa parade. "If you want to get a eye full." T. Taer grinned, "you'd ought to see John ny Trant doln' the toddle with a fat lady nt hla four-fept toad atlcker down 1o aome official function. "I'd think he'd trip over It when he t backed op," Ma observed. "Borne of them lodge fellaha have a hard time handling theirs when they're marching straight ahead." "If he don't somebody elae does," T. Tier said, "but I'd like to have charge of the check room back there at Wash ington." "What good would that do you?" Mr aaked. "You'd get to foolin' with some of them rune 'nd ahoot your fool sen. "I don't think they'll wear 'em loaded." T. Paer contended, "unless It's at meal time." "At meal time?" Ma repeated lfl amazement. "Wh would they want to have 'em on then?" "Pat Mc Arthur told me when ho aa home last time," T. Paer explained. "that the restaurants back there was run by highwaymen, so I gueaa a guard come in handy If trade didn't happen to be good." "Well. I wouldn't want to monkey with 'em," Ma shivered. "They give me the creeps Just to look at 'em." "Moat women'r that way," T. Paer remarked In a superior tone, "but," he continued. 'Tve klnda thought If them fellaha get that disarmln' stunt fixed up maybe they wouldn't want to pack all that hardware back home with 'em nd'd give it to the fellah that run the check loom." "What'd you do with it if you got tt?" Ma aaked disgustedly. "If d fill a barn," "I know." T. Paer agreed, "but i could ship it home 'nd sell it for-, a lot more'n the frelght'd be couldn't I?" "I don't know who'd want to buy the stuff." Ma said sarcastically. " 'Specially If they wasn't to be no n.ore war." "I could aell all the guns down In Chinatown," T. Paer answered. "They don't seem to be nothln' that can stop them tong wars shootin' up the town every so often." "I gueaa that's so," Ma admitted. "The district attorney's office 'nd George 'nd the police don't seem to have much kick when It comes to takln' the guns away from the Chinks. But what'd you do with ar the swords." "Sell 'em to the Ku Klux Klan op to Pendleton," T. Paer answered. "Or," he added, "If they didn't want 'em I'd get up a married woman's secret society 'nd Sive era away wim u.lw uicihwiduivo. "What kind of a society?" Ma aaked suspiciously, '"nd why should you get it up?" "For the peaceful education of . hue bands," T. Paer grinned. "I think swords'd go fine with a club like that." "Tou needn't waste the freight," Ma retorted. "TongSies is better'n swords for a Job like that." . ( FORTUMTCi--f THE CJKPVELl.i 11 I I MOORC CALUEO l " . ' . CMLEOOrr THE DiMr Ut TO LtT.Oo KNOW IT Mib . ' -. TOR TONK.MT. ' WRTH-OAfVtYi CLAO rOU CAM'f .Q - If IS J , ,' KRAZY KAT (OopjTixbt. i2. br SarTice. iBUrMtiotjal tee.) A$ Long as There Is Something There to Hit oy, AiV Foots 1 rf-V mtrnmrn wm n an aa iiiiliysr" Ivcka ) (Look 'igawtzVts ' S lvv- j I'M CUAJMMG k "SOAP- igga DD Al-r rf K ters S ffi j lfe) 1Q1 ST INT L r(fmp. Vie INC 1 GCAO )W rr. J - 9 ffA i 1L& f 4 H M 1 r-rC By Thoraton W. Bnrgeit t Utl, (hlnfs Too (ail to m May Importaot pro, to b. Blmcky the Crow. of the secrets of Blackey's sucoeaa IME STORIES n larky Makes More Diacoverlea LITTLE JIMMY (Cocrrlsht. 1921. b IsveraaUoaal Bcrnea. lac) Jimmy Hasn't Any Choice, Though falls to take note of little things. Long o he learned that Utile things, which In thmxelves arem harmless and not worth noticing, may together prove the mont. Important things In life. So no matter how unimportant a thing may be, ' Plaoky examines it cloacly with those sharp eyes of his and remembers it. The very flrjt thing Blacky did as soon as he was awake the morning after he discovered than man scattering corn In the ruHhea at a certain place on the else of the Big River was to fly over to the pond of I'uddy the Beaver and gain warn Mr. and Mrs. Quack to keep away from the Big River If they and their six children would remain safe. Then he got some breakfast. He ate It In a hurry and flew straight over to the Big River to the place where he bad seen that yellow corn scattered. Blacky wasn't wholly surprised to find kIusky the Black Duck, own cousin to Mr. and Mrs. Quack the Mallard Ducks, with a number of his relatives In among the rushes and wild rice at the very place where that corn had been scat- tered. They seemed quite contented and in the beat of si-iiita. Blacky guessed why. Not a single grain of that yellow corn could Blacky see. Ue knew .the ways of Dusky and hia relatives. He knew that they must have come In there What is so good as the fresh creamy richness of Alpine, the Every Day Milk? Mother knows all the many uses of Alpine in ,hcr home so she keep! the shelves well stocked with the handy tins. The Milk of the West is the Milk that is Best! lU'TWacrS A" "HE CASS GO ) ' 1 VT 11 ' ll'l WOULD TOO IF 82? 1 I CAMEL,.' ) BD! J QrC . . -MM'D ONCf LET They seemed, quite contented In the best of spirits. and ABIE THE AGENT iCopyrifbt. 121. t; lataraaUoaal Barrica. Im.) mk MILK For skin blemishes "RESItlOL 5eoOiirM aaxinaalm It reduces irritation and usually restores the skin to its normal ' healthy condition IHaJ free Resinol just at dusk the night before and at once found that corn. He knew that they would spend the day in some little pond, where they would not be likely to be disturbed, or where at least no dan ger could approach them without being seen in plenty of time. There they would rest all day and when the Black Shadows came creeping out from the Purple Hills they wotlld return to that place on the Big River to feed, tor that Is the time when they like best to hupt ror weir tooa. Dusky looked up as Blacky flew over him. but Blacky -said nothing and Dusky said nothing. But if Blacky didn't use his tongue he did use his eyes. He saw Just on the edge of the shore what looked like a lot of small bushes grow lng together on the very edge of the water. Mixed In with them were a lot of the brown rushes. They looked very harmless and Innocent But Blacky knew every foot of that shore along the Big River and be knew that those bushes hadn't been there during the summer. He knew that tbey hadn't grows there. He Dew directly over them. Just back of them were a ooupie of logs. Those logs hadn't been there when he passed that way a few days ago. He waa sure of 1L . "Ha!" exclaimed Blacky under his breath. "Those look to me as If they might be very hafldy. very handy in deed for a hunter to sit on. Sitting there behind those bushes he Would be hidden from any Duck who might come In to look for nice yellow corn scattered out there among the rushes. It doesn't look right to me. No, sir. It doesn't look right to me. I think I'll keep an eye on thl place." So Blacky came back to the Big River several times that day. The second time back he found that Dusky the Black Duck and his flock had left. When he returned In the afternoon he saw the same man he had seen there the after noon before and he waa doing the same thing scattering yellow corn out In the rushes. And as before he went' away in a boat. '" "I don't like It." muttered Blacky, shaking his head. "I don't like it." (Ooivrlefct. 121. hi T. W. Bum) The next story : "Blacky Drops , a I lint" a. i-a, . . . 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