THE OREGON DAILY JOURNAL. PORTLAND. OREGON MONDAY, JULY lift. AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER 8. JACKSON Publisher J, ( B calm, be confident, he cheerful and do unto m as you wouia nave laem ao mm )n erf rverv week dv and Sunday moraine. - - Tk. 1., U.,.Mim U..iaH. a Mai V.m. I, hill street, Portland, Oregon. red at toe rxioffice at Portlaad, Oreeon, 5 for transmission throocfa the mails as second KLJPHU.N hUS Main 7173. Automatic 560-51. tfAIl departments reached by ttiex numbers, fe i XO.A1, IuTE5fTElMj KEi'kESENTA- urur.swicx Tort; 900 THE SUPER-TOLLTAKER THAT "the Inter-relation of the Pacific Telephone & Telegraph company with the American Telephone & Telegraph company and the rela tions of that with the Western Electric have much to do with the over loading of the Pacific engineering staff." was the purport of testimony by sters bees for a story why not tell one about your own boyhood or girl hood? Nothing fascinates children more. . TTVE Benjamin A Kentnor Co. building 225 Fifth avenue. M Mailers building. I'hicago. f 1 KACIKIC COAST KKl'KKSKNTATIVK W. R. Barangcr Co.. Examiner building San Fran- eiseoa Title Insurance building. Lot Angelef ; fj Poat-Intelligencer building. Seattle. BfE OREGON JOLKNAL reserve the right to i reject advertising copy which it deems ob- jecaonable. It also will not print any copy that in any way simulates reading matter or 7 Out cannot readily be recognized as adver tising. E SUBSCRIPTION RATES By Carrier, City and Country DAILY AND SUN DAT week. ( .15 I One month.... t jr I m-vnav seek $ .10 One week montn to WT MAIL. AI.L RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE DAII-Y AND SUNDAY .1 .6 .1 .05 year s.ou months. .... 4.25 DAILY (Without Sunday) year 6.00 months. .... 3.25 area months. . . 1.75 as month 60 vv r.uniji I (Every Wednesday) One year tl.00 shx months.. ;.. .50 a These rates apply oniy m tne west. Rates to Eastern points furnished on applica- Make remittances by Money Order, jbipre-s r or Draft- If your postoffice is not a loner Order office, 1 ot 2 -cent stamps will be pted. Make all remittances pays Die to toe at Portland. Oregon. Three months. .. $2.25 One month 75 8LNDAT (Only) , One year 13.00 Six months..... 1.75 Three months. . . 1.00 WEEKLY AND SUNDAY One year 13.50 aOrt Souj r- way, from the pan of Albert Wleeen danger. the government forest ranger in charge. It serves as a renewed reminder that, although in other spots the "no trespass" signs of private property owners repulse touring parties, a welcome is to be found at Eagle Creek, which is practically expressed in the form of camp stoves, free wood, an abundant water supply and a trail which is al most without a rival in scenic re veal men t. MR. HAYS AFTER THE SOCK Postmaster General's Purpose to Make Postal Savings Bank Something More Nearly Like What It Ought to Be Is Warmly Supported by P; Defects of System Possibilities Pointed Out. -Daily Editorial Diffst- ( Consolidated Press Association It is only a poor sort of happiness that ' could ever come by caring very much about oar own narrow pleasures. We can only have the, highest happiness by having wide UWUSHUi ana m l( a iwunj mi UIJC rr-tL ui the world as well aa ourselves: and this sort of happiness often brines so much pain with it that we can only tell it from pain by its being what we would choose before anything else, because our souls see It la good. George Eliot. IAS THE SAFEST CITY. The Highway Magazine uses an article on the Eagle Creek camp Major Babcock, expert telephone engineer, at the telephone hearing at, arounds-of the Columbia river hlgh- Salem Friday. He contended that it "would be a surprise if great economy could not be effected in the administration of the Pacific company were its officials to be freed from the hampering control and red tape of the American Telephone & Telegraph company and turned loose to make a success of the Pacific company in Oregon at lowest possible cost to the public." He testified that the American company has the right to manu facture a long list of modern phone devices, the patent rights of which It has long controlled, but that these devices have not been installed or the subsidiary companies allowed tc use them. He declared that keeping these labor-saving devices out of use adds to the cost of service, and testified that installation of the semi-automatic would give adequate service to 33 to 50 per cent more patrons with the same plant construction now in use. He said that should the control of the Pacific company be divorced from the American Telephone & Tele graph company, and its officials be turned loose with free hand to do those things which independent and competent men would naturally do, it would be possible to furnish the Oregon public with a much better service at a much lower rate. This is exactly what The Journal has long argued. The super-control exercised by the American company has much to do with the growing cost of phone service. The American company owns or controls the subsidiaries. For ex ample, it owns 70 per cent of the Pacific company. It appoints the chief officials of all its subsidiaries or transfers them to other subsidiary com panies. That alone shows that the parent company is the subsidiary com pany also, and that, as a matter of fact, it is the parent company with which the public service commission has to deal. The subsidiaries are buffers between the parent company and the pub lic. The parent takes the cream of the business, compels the subsidiaries to worry along with old and obsolete devices, acquires and holds all patent rights to keep competitive companies out of the field, and by using Its subsidiaries in the local communities to do The poverty act before public service commissions, protects its own huge profits from attack or question. The -local subsidiary is protected with a cost plus contract. Legislatures have ordained that the phone and other companies be guaranteed a fair return on the investment; That means' that rates must be high enough to pay all expenses of operation of every kind, and pay in addition a fair profit. This means that, no matter what the expense of operation, rates will be increased sufficiently to pay the amount and, in addition, to pay a profit. This in turn means there is no strong incentive for the use of de vices that would make for efficiency and low cost of operation, no particular reason for cutting the cost of overhead or any other expenditure. Since the public must pay everything and a profit in addition, the company figures. why cut costs, why install labor-saving devices, why use modern equipment. why do anything to lower the cost? All this is confirmed by Major Babcock's testimony, quoted above. It is very largely the explanation of why telephone tolls all over America are high and going higher. The parent company milks the subsidiaries, the subsidiaries put up the poverty plea, legislatures guarantee the subsidiaries a fair return on the investment, the whole thing is worked on the infamous cost plus basis, and the people foot the bills. And the American Telephone & Telegraph company has a surplus of 3444,000,000, paid an 8 per cent dividend in 1920 when everybody else was pocketing losses, and in addi tion laid aside $8,000,000 for contingencies and more than $8,000,000 surplus. It Is probably the most scientifically organized scheme in the known world for getting money out of the patient public. tloas are aim pie and are given aa fol lows: "One of the nommonest experi ences of the camper Is that of finding thavt the tnatchea are so damp that they will not strike. All this trouble may be avoided by providing oneself with water proof matches. These are Mail 7 made in the following way: Melt a few lumps of candle-wax in aa old can on the stove. Allow this to cool a little and then, be fore it has become set. dip the matches la It, one at a time. Treat the heads and about half of the wooden part. Place the matches on one side to cool. Matches treated In this simple man ner have been soaked in water for many hours, and they have Ignited as readily ss those which were perfectly dry. The only difference) is that, ea striking. It Is needful to do so a trifle more firmly so as to get through the thin film of wax surrounding the head. When once the flame starts, the match burns very read Uy. owing to the wax which has adhered to the wood. Any ordinary matches can be treated in the manner described. " Letters From the People Cosaaaanieatlosw seat to The Journal for publication in this department should b written on only one sad of the paper: should not exceed SOO words in Wnfth, and must be lamed by the wnure. waos snail address in rull moat scenes pany Use corju-tbuUon 1 POINTS TO RURAL LINES Asserts These Should Afford Basis' of City Phone Rates. Portland. July 20 To the Editor of The Journal I see the public service commission does not seem to want to come to Portland to hold the rehearlns The. ninn oronoeed hv the oostmaster ! on tePhone raise In rate. Why merai "to out the atockln savincs because there are too many to pro- iroi iirrc. auu me tutuiy uari a awi i si ford to go to Salem to protest? I had a general bank out of business by vitalising ana expanding the postal savings bank sys tem is warmly supported by the press. Most editorial writers agree with the Minneapolis Tribune (Rep.) that, so far. the postal bank "has not made good," but that, they explain. Is due to the low interest rate and other faults of detail which Mr. Hays now proposes to cor rect, not to anything inherently wrong in the system. With a higher rate of In terest, and Increased facilities, the press aa a whole believes the postal savings bank will go a long way toward releas ing hoarded money for general use with out in any way Intruding on private banking enterprise. Indeed, many writ ers feel that, properly developed, the postal savings banks will be of great beneYtt to private concerns by encourag ing thrift and in the long run serving as "feeders" for the large banks. A few editors point out serious obstacles In the way of the complete success of the plan, but the Deseret News (Salt Lake City. Ind.) expresses the view of the majority when it says that "if even half the bene fits expected by the postmaster general are realised, the revision will be wen worth while." A MATHEMATICIAN, Health Commissioner Copeland of New 9brk is an excellent acrobat. By Smusual agility in juggling figures he Sjrrov'es that New Tork is the safest eity in tne country in tne matter or itomoblle accidents. The only mis ts he makes is in placing Portland IXhe third safest city instead of the 3afest; at least that is the only mis- Ieke of which Portland is cognizant . Mr. Copeland computes his death ate on a basis of 1,000,009 popula 3on. He claims New York is the Safest city in the country with a fa 3allty rate of 168 per 1,000,000 peo fflle, Washington second with 169, Portland third with 176, Boston fourth with 202, St. Louis fifth with 216, and Los Angeles the most dan ; ggerous with a death rate of 391. 3r On Portland's death rate per 1, 300;000 population, Mr. Copeland Snakes a discrepancy of 64. During 3he fiscal year of 1920 ending De cember 1, police records show that 3 people were killed in automobile accidents in Portland. Portland has 3L population, according to the last aensus, of 258,000. Portland's death ;rate then, instead of 176 was 112, or less than in any other city in the Ifcountry if ,Mr. Qopeland's other flg rttres are correct.. Portland was not always the saf 3rSt city in the country. She was jfaced with an increasing death rate rom automobile accidents until the Jjkoll reached 42 in 1919. In Novem ber of that year, realizing what the 9toIl of the future would be with the tremendous increase in the number -Of automobiles, an intensive acci dent prevention campaign was In augurated by the municipal judge, sSraffic bureau of the police depart ment, national safety council and The Journal, which resulted, after a Sear'8 work, in a decrease of 33 per Sent In the number of fatalities in Hfpite of a 35 per cent increase in the anumber of automobiles on Portland Btreets. r And now, Portland requests Coro- nl8sioner Copeland to revise his f ig Sares, and herald Portland to the na- 5 SKsb as its safest city. I Responding to an opportunity to 3uy stock with individual payments iftf $30 a month, the company adding Hl5 a month, 11.000 of the 13,000 aemployes of the Standard Oil com- 4any of California have become t Shareholders. The stock purchases 3r employes will, In a five year pe riod, aggregate $30,000,000. of which 3he company will contribute $10,000.-IttOO. off their lots is a dead letter, any how. August Saw a tourist party go by today. "Just look," said a gushing sort of woman from California, "these Portlanders bring the wild environment of their hills right Into town. If there weren't so many tin cans it woud look just like primi tive nature, wouldn't it?" I tried to tell her that it was the primitive na ture of my owner if I have one that accounts for my appearance, but she didn't seem to hear. The weeds and grass are getting entirely too dry for comfort, however. A man dropped a cigarette stub pretty close yesterday evening. If it happens again I'll have a fire and maybe burn down that house on the next lot. I'd hate to do it. though; the kiddies in that house might be caught January No sign of any owner yet. I'm afraid it's going to be a long winter. I suspect I look as dis mal as I feel, what with the skele tons of the burdocks and the leaf less bushes. April I have an owner. But if it hadn't been for the man next door I never would have discovered him. The man next door came out two or three days ago and mowed off my weeds. He piled my tin cans and broken dishes all up together. Then he spaded me all over, raked the soil up fine and planted some garden truck. I heard him say, "I guess no one will care if I make this lot pro duce something a little better than plantain and poison oak." But today my owner showed up. He said some thing about having lived here a long time and that he had held office or something. He said to the man next door. "Mine is the great, generous heart of the pioneer. You can make a garden on this lot if you will give me two thirds of the vegetables." May The man next door is sore, but I'm glad. I have lost my owner and found a new one. Just as the man next door got his garden , to growing well, my owner sold me. He regretted that I was going for only seven times what he paid for me years ago, but he didn't apologize for the loss of the garden. Now, I'm getting a basement excavated in me and I'm going to carry a house and have a lawn. I'll look better, any way. But I thought it was kind of a mean trick for my former owner to pull up the onions and slip away with them. Eating 'em ought to bring tears to his eyes. come, the victim of misplaced affec tion. In an Interview published in Sat urday's Journal, the Rev. Fred Roy ston, looking upon life and his recent jaunt across the Columbia into Washington, says he cannot under stand why society holds him more at fault than the slip of femininity whose name he blackened. "The girl tempted me," says the man who slept in the haystacks while his wife and child waited at home and wondered where he could be. The Rev. Fred Royston may be In terested in knowing that as society looks between the bars into his cell he does not appear a strong, a gener ous or a particularly chivalric char acter. People who have read about the drab Royston episode remember that after the arrest he was quick to seize his liberty on ball and leave the girl in jail. They have pretty well made up their minds espe cially the men, who know precisely what Royston is talking about that being tempted, he turned tempter and that the .cement floor of the cell isn't necessarily the bottom of the fall, either of himself or of he girl. upon whose slender shoulders ap parently he would like to place the burden of blame. The Lumber World Review of Chi cago contains this comment: "De spite all prophecies the 4L's' re mains an organization, and that ter ritory of the United States, in its lumber sections, is free from 'strikes' and 'lockouts'; while in other parts of the United States in lumber sections strikes are in prog ress, which makes us wonder once again why it would not be a good move to transplant the -Loyal Legion of Loggers and Lumbermen to sections of the lumber-producing ter ritory of our country." 11 TELL THEM STORIES The I A VACANT LOT'S THOUGHTS A VACANT lot could talk it would probably engage in a Chronological monologue about as Sallows: : June I don't believe I have any "B!Wner. This crop of weeds and Jtay and brush is getting mighty 'Xsavy. Saw a cop eyeing me today. Sont think he will do anything bout it, though. Ill have an owner J don't know where to find him and &ow much more would a cop be ex Sec ted to know ? That ordinance that requires owners to mow the weeds THE ORIGINAL ALIBI TTHE Rev. Fred Royston, having been trained in theology, will probably recall that the first In stance on record of passing the buck was when Adam weakly sighed. "The woman gave me the apple and I did eat" Since that initial episode no full- blooded man of mature experience has been at all misled by Adam's half truth. He knows, because he knows himself, that Adam stood around with hungry eyes and water ing month and pleading gestures. He knows that the initiative did not belong to Eve and that, she became, as millions of women since have be- UHPELL me a story, Daddy." plea may come from tiny Mary or little Jack. And Daddy or Mother as the case may be, frequently will answer, absent - mindedly, "Don bother me now, dear; I'm busy. Thrift Magazine, however, said this very sensible thing about stories for the kiddies: Stories" interest children to such an ex tent that they absorb the entire atten tion for the time being. Mothers should learn to tell their children stories of kindness. Unselfishness, truth and hon esty, so as to help them distinguish the gooa ana evil or their actions. Story telling will also go a great way In de veloping the imagination, which is an essential In womanhood and manhood. A good imagination helps one to re member and think distinctively. The public library will help many a mother in procuring books dealing with chil dren's stories, games and dances that will delight any child. The public library executives think so much of the value of well told stories for children that trained story tellers gather the little folks around them in the various library buildings and tell them of legend, myth, fairy and reality. Without a cultivated Imagination life would bo dull and drab for most people. But it is very much worth while that the imagination should hot grow weed fashion. The next time one of the young- One of the "surprises and disappoint ments of recent years." says the Indi anapolis Star (Ind. Rep.), is the extent to which postal savings banks "have failed to get the business that should be their own." The Providence Journal Ind.) agrees that the system "Is not ful filling its mission." but the Springfield Union (Rep.) insists mat "it is entuiea to fair trial before being condemned aa a futile experiment," and, in its Judgment, the postmaster general "is unquestion ably right" in laying the blame for fail ure on the 2 rer cent interest rate. How many persons, particularly of the Irami- crant claseet," the Rocky Mountain News (Denver, Ind.) asks, "are keeping their savings in their stockings" because postal bank facilities "are not present and because the rate Is not very attrac tive?" Mr. Hays' estimate, which the Boston Transcript (Ind. Rep.) states "is based on that of expert bankers. Is that at least $1,900,000,000 is being hoarded idle and unproductive... Yet. the Tran. script continues : "ThlsSufllion or more or dollars. If once released and put into profitable use. will prove the means or adding materially to the country's pro ductivity and of distributing to thou sands and tens of thousands of Amer ican citisens an increased measure of prosperity." That "a better postal savings system would tend to bring this money out and put it into the banks" the Charleston (W. Va) Mall (Ind. Rep.) is "quite cer tain," and the St. Louis Qlobe-Democrat (Rep.) feels that the estimated sum is so great as to De wonn me conces sions" suggested by the postmaster gen eral and "the labor of reorganising the system." The Fremont (Neb.) TTiDune (rtep.) accounts for the extent of money hoard ing by the fact that some people rear to entrust their savings to the care of others, and to the unusual number of recent bank failures, but It adds, "It Is rare indeed to find a person who does not have confidence In the safety and financial Integrity of the United States eovernment." However, as the Cincin nati Inauirer (Dem.) expresses it, while faith in the government's guaranty or security" may succeed in attracting money where private banks have failed to do so. "simple justice." the Chicago News (Ind.) believes, requires that de positors "should receive a fair rate or interest" from the government for the money brought out of hiding places. Hoarding, the Cleveland Plain Dealer (Ind. Dem.) "believes, "is a matter or general concern," and "If our savings systems encourage it our savings sys tems need looking into, and tne Brook lyn Eagle (Ind. Dem.) commends the "courage with whicn tne postmaster general "has tackled a real scandal In the government treatment of depositors in postal savings banks" through which It has been able to "profiteer" on the low interest rate. The New York Mail (Ind.) also protests against the "ridicul ously low price" which the government pays on postal savings deposits, which the Mail thinks amounts In practice to "mulcting" the "moat ignorant classes." Widening the scope of the postoffice bank and Increasing the interest rate "would do more than coax wary dollars from beneath the cellar floor," the Dal las Journal (Ind. Dem.) believes; "it would do more than to encourage the depositing habit it would encourage saving and stimulate thrift" and that adds the Evansvllle Journal (Rep.), "is what every banker wants." On the other hand, the Chattanooga Times una Dem.) sees little value th a postal sav in ars system which is not "In competition with orlvate Institutions." and It feels that Mr. Bays assurance that his plan would furnish "feeders" to established banks will not make for popularity for his nroaram. since It is doubtful it hoarders will be willing to accept S per cent when they witness men all about them paying , 7 and 3 per cent" telephone in my home. I kept on pay ing the eld rate of $125 a month. The company took it out. and Is now hound ing me for the difference between the old rate and the new rate now charged I see only one solution ; that Is for the city to do as It did In the water cas buy out the city lines; or, If the com pany refuses to sell at a reasonable price, to do as it did with our city water build our lines and operate them for the people. It cost less to build and operate the lines than it did to build and to operate the water service tor our city. We pay, for a family. $0 cents a month for water, and about $3 or more for the use of a telephone, and the water service costs more than it does to furnish the telephone service. I say this, as have had experience ' in the service in the East. Why pay In the tt millions the telenhone com nan v is asking the people to pay It to build more lines and make more burdens for the people to pay. when SVi millions will build and erjuip the lines, new, if there Is no wa ter put Into the deals? ixok east. look west of the city ; see rural lines operated for $1.25 a month at a good profit. Then why be bled? The public service commission will never get the actual costs to build and operate the lines, as there are so many ways to mis lead them. The only way Is by compari son with the rural lines. If It costs $1 In the country to operate a line.. It can be done per pbone for less in the city, where they are so numerous. A N. Searle. COMMENT AND NEWS IN BRIEF SMALL CHANGE Whan armies are abolished Boaston will become the sees bean market. Bats, it at, oat said, destroy mosquitoes, out from under my haC The G. O. P. u tsfailntaii that It was normalcy" we ware promised, not "dor mancy. Motorists who to the to beat the train racing with tne The man who first out the eon In con gratulations has not as yet been histor ically Identified. m w 9 Local barber shoo advertiaes "Annual Picnic of the Meat Cutters' Union." Will the tonsorlal parlors close? WWW Disarmament comes slowlv heeauia na tions are too busy trying merely to dis arm outer nations suspicions. w . w m Surgeon Insists It's madness to at. tempt to abolish death. Death would be a sweet release from a lot of cheaD theorising. WWW Little boys of 20 years asm were fre quently served with "soap sandwiches." without bread. Wonder if times have changed, even though youthful vocabu laries have not? SIDELIGHTS Almost anybody can afford to tell how he earned his first dollar. It Is some of the later dollars about which It sarins discreet to keep ejuiet. Med ford Clarion. Reduction sa take urices of cars Is very Interesting sad it makes as wonder if tne unfortunate pedestrian does not view the same as bad news for him Amity Standard. Sometimes we think people love the Willamette valley because they are na turally laay and the valley atmosphere condones and even urges laziness Ben ton County Courier. There are 10. 000. 000 feeble-minded peo ple in the United States, according to Dr. Adier We're glad that none of them appear to be running country newspapers Weston Leader. e The railroads are getting their equip ment ready to transport the best crop of wheat that Eastern Oregon and Washington havs grown in many years. Better widen the oar doors; it's a huge crop. Cordon Globe-Times. as If the Filipinos show one half the ca pacity for self government that they show in their appeals for independence the United States would strike 11 by permitting them to "paddle their own (political) canoe." Oregon City Banner-Courier. The Oregon Country ORBOON October t. 7 and 1 nix kass flvatS mm the dates for holding the Banks annual hog and dairy show. Itjs expected that more than MOM Wasco county this year. Governor Otcott and iWnlart of State Koswr will join the American Le gion on a climb of Mount Hood July SI. When the season is over the various earner'.ei of Bssiea Will -tve pressed and packed more than 4000 tons of loganberries. Upon completion of the Scle Anarora Goat club. Linn county will have the first Angora goat club In the stats and perhaps the first in the United Statsa MORE OR LESS PERSONAL Random Observations About Town The report that Senator McNarv was. the Abbey lives on. at. H Abbey, of th in Oregon, which circulated through the I second generation, is In Portland for a imperial looby Saturday, brightened up for a short time the deferred hopes of those who are expecting federal appoint ment "I know the report la true,' said one. "because the senator is booked to address the Chautauqua at Gladstone today." Others got busy on the tele phone and tried to get Torn Ksuhausen, to find out where Use senator waa They failed to raise him. and then the opinion was expressed that he and the senator had secluded themselves some place to avoid office-seekers Finally Standfleld MacDonald drifted in. He soon punc tured the report by saying that Senator McXary was still in Washington. "But when he does come home," MacDonald added. "I will find htm. even though he ascends to the highest mountain top or 'loses himself in the continuous woods where rolls the Oregon and hears no sound save Its own dashinga' " The visiting Elks were prepared for all emergenoies. Among them was 3. V. Burke, an undertaker from Jersey City, N. J. After sampling the Pacific coast climate. Burke admitted that for busi ness reasons he would rather live In New Jersey. a Ever since Newport has been a sum mer resort there has been an Abbey hotel. Generations come and ao. but LIBERTY AND LICENSE Soldiers' Home, Orting, Wash., Jnly 21. To the Editor of-The Journal Every little while some poor victim bobs up w ho has a tale of wee to tell of how our liberties, one by one. are being taken away from aa First that Infamous law, destroying the glorious liquor business that gave those liberty loving people the right to get drunk and beat up wife and family and starve them and let them go naked and hungry. We are told. "They can never enforce the law any way, and there Is as much liquor used as before the law was passed." and then what wonderful things could have been accomplished with the revenue de rived from the sale of the stuff. And now comes another class of kickers who ask what right on earth the authorities have to appoint 'censors to say what kind of moving picture men may scan. If somebody did not object In 25 years this old country would be as bad ancient Rome. We all know men and women are not msde decent or honest by law. God provided a better way than that But in most people's minds He has "gone on a journey" and we will go as near the limit as possible. Notwithstanding all this roar there is enough salt left to keep this country from spoiling, even though the names of those who are this salt are never in the papers. S. Van Scoysc DISRESPECTFUL DRIVERS Portland. July 21. To the Editor of The Journal I have occaMon to ride in a funeral- cortege very often, probably more often than any other minister In Portland. I note that the sense of court esy on the part of most drivers seems to suggest thst they give way to the fu neral. Some may respond to the de mand of the law, but there ars far too many drivers who seem not to know the law and think they may safely trust to the generosity of the offended family minister or funeral director to overlook their ill manners, for seldom a funeral roes out of the heart of the city hut from one to four cases of violated law by cutting through or otherwise blocking the funeral occur. Women drivers are notorious of fenders. Robin Hood. As the New Tork Times (Ind. Dem.) interprets Mr. Hays' proposal, "the plan is rather to or sat s a demand than to meet a demand," since the lack of In terest in the system has resulted in clos ing many postomee banks, and. it hoias "the habits ef the people must be changed before much more than an in stallment of the good work can be achieved." The very fact of '"the esti mated billion ot hoarded and Idle money" suggests to the Syracuse Herald (Ind.) that "the cautious owners prefer no Interest at all te the 2 per cent of fered by the government's savings banks,'' and the Herald doubts that they will be Influenced "by the added induce ment of 1 per cent" AT THJC PHONE RATE HEARING Portland. July 22. To the Editor of The Journal Will you kindly Inform few of your subscribers and many of the subscribers of the telephone company, why it Is that our distinguished mayor and city attorney, and particularly the city attorney, are not In Salem looking after the Interests of their constituents in the hearing that is now going on at Salem. I shall thank you for any Information you may be able to give. One Of the Overburdened Subscribers to the Telephone Compsny. (The rdty is niai Kilted at Saless by rtavmt? Pity Attoraay TeeaHrrvw. an able lawyer who has made a ansrtal stvady ot the I ail tnrMved. and fey several able engineers who have taefcntcal nowlede ot tne lubjert. ! THE SUNS HEAT Vancouver. Wash.. July 21. To the Editor of The Journal Regarding "The Sun's Heat" you today present a par ticularly instructive editorial article The pity Is that such contributions are not more frequent As I write I have be fore me the "Transactions of the Inter national Union for Solar Research" (19nS). edited by R A. Sampson. M. A.. D. C. S.. F. R. S.. Astronomer Royal for Scotland. This authority freely admits that the sun Is fed from meteoric dust but holds that the dust supply Is In sufficient to maintain solar energy In definitely. Thus we fall back on the nebular hypothesis and say to the sun. "Dust thou art and unto dust thou Shalt return." Verily, that Inexorable fist "Even this shall pass away." applies to all. J. Harold. few daya E. V. Ward and J. H. Meisfer of Bend are In Portland on business, The state editorial association met at Bend last weak end a good time Is reported. One of the features of the session was a trip to Elk lake. G. N. Ear ton and party of Oakland. Cat. were taken out on the Columbia river highway Saturday by C W. Cor neliua. dining at the Columbia Gorge hotel. H. B. Otis. W. B. Otis and R C. Otis of Oahkosh. Wia. are three stragglers from -the band of Elks which passed through Portland last week a e William O'Donnell. a shoe manufac turer of St Paul, who Is touring the Northwest is registered at the Mult nomah. Eva Milam, dean of the school of do mestic science at Oregon Agricultural college, was a week end visitor. Mr. and Mrs W. S Sufert and J. H Wilson of The Dalles week-ended in Portland. -Bitr town. Henley of Harney county. Is in OBSERVATIONS AND IMPRESSIONS OF THE JOURNAL MAN By Fred Lockley What it meant in a anas atfieuy ortaodox and vet aniasssnats in relation to dirt as (race, is ben well told bj a ana f Scotia whosa Mr. Locale? quotes. l"1 him former aa be narrates aa syisuoi ot the wild and woolly West with which, aaaal Mr. VoUUad bad aoUUof whaUvar to do "My folks were Scotch." said George Turner, well known resident of Albany, to me recently. "Like moat of the Scotch. they were Presbyterians. My mother made me go to church and Sunday school. I was fed on the shorter cate chism when I was stboy. We had a Scotch preacher whose usual theme was the worm that dieth not and the fire that is not quenched. He certainly was aa artist at describing hell. I used to wake up at night covered with gooseflesh. I was so sure I was going to hell. I "Thought I could stand It to be burned up. but what rot me waa to think of burninr In hell forever and ever. This preacher 1 one of the most obstinate men I ever saw. He also had a violent temper, and he utterly lacked all sense of humor. I was very tenderhearted when I was a boy and loved horses and dogs devotedly. This preacher bad a gentle little white pony that be drove to a cart on bis visits about the country. One day when on my way to school I came across this hell-fire and damnation preacher beat ing his pony unmercifully with a stay chain. The pony was frantic with pain and fear. The preacher would say aa he hit the pony. 'I'll teach you not to re sist the hand of constituted authority. I'll put the fear of God Into you. ril show you the evil of your ways-' I looked on In horror, expecting to see God strike hem dead for his cruelty. After waiting several moments for God to at tend to his case, without result I de cided to act for Him, so. picking up a nice round rock about the sine of a wal nut. I threw It with all my might at the preacher. It caught him In front of the ear. He dropped like a struck bullock. I waited for him to get up. but be lay where he fell. I struck off down the road like a deer pursued by a pack of hounds. All day I literally felt my flesh alna-a from the unquenchable fires of risui nranarad from the beginning of eternitv for murderera It takes a whole lot to make a boy miss a meal, but I had n svneatite for lunch that day. After school I sneaked home past the preach er's bouse expecting to see crape on his door. Instead. I "saw htm walking back and forth on the path In front of his house, with his hands behind him as thoueh in deeo thought I was so re lieved and delighted that I turned 1 hs.ndsorinr. for which I got a disapprov ing look from him for my levity. He never beat that horse again. He ex plained that while punishing his horse for its contumacy he lost nis temper ana ihat God minlshed him by sensing stroke of some kind, through which he had fallen unconscious by the roadside Ha took It as a mark or divine avspiea ure at his belaboring his faithful animal. "Tea, we are a mixed race, but our oredomlnstlng strain la from Great Brit- am." said my Albany friend. "There's a good bit of Scotch In me. Ton needn't mile." ha added sadly. "There isn't so much Scotch In me as there used to be before the country went dry. Scotch or anvthin else In the form of liquid re freshment is too hard to set these days to have much Scotch in anyone. "When I was a young man I used to sell threshing machines In North Da hat earlier day to , kota. In those daya I used to mix un In politics a good bit. McKensle and the Noyea boys were active In politics then. McKenaie waa a wonderful orcaniser and manipulator. He got his pay for his political work from the railroads in St. Paul. Later he and Judse Noyes came to grief trying to manipulate the mining claims at Noma Alaska. I guess you have read about their coarse work in Rex Beach's book The S Dollars,' While I was handling threshing machines in Wyoming near Laramie a bunch of ua decided to have a stag dinner Thanks giving day. Some of us went out into the wheat fields and killed some wild geese, and we chipped in a dollar or so apiece for whiskey. By the middle of the after noon we were pretty mellow. Some of the crowd were making speeches sod others were singing. In the midst of our festivities we heard a knock at the door. One of the most sober of the gang opened the door. There stood a Jewish peddler smiling Ingratiatingly as he slipped the pack from his back and asked If we wanted to bay any suspenders. socks or jewelry. 'Bring him In.' sang out a young attorney who latter made his mark in the political history of Mon tana during the days when Clark and Daly were fighting for political suprem acy In the Treasure State. The Jew brought in. It was some relatives of yours that put Joseph down in the well and sold him to the camel drivers bound for Egypt.' said the lawyer. Take htm out boys, and put him down the well till we can decide en adequate and appropriate punishment for that ancient and unpunished crime." They took him out and dropped him down the well, which waa about 25 feet deep We went on with our revelry for several hours. Everyone had forgotten all about the Jewish peddler down the well. I bad a cloudy recollection about it. Finally it came to me and I said. 'Boys, what are we going to do with the Jew down the welir There ware several lawyers in the crowd. They decided to have a mock trial. 'Bring him In.' said a lawyer who hailed from the Emerald Isle. W Will try him on the charge of being accessory to the crucifixion of Christ.- ws nauiea him out of the weJL He located his pack and slipped the straps over his should er?. Tou never heard such oratory. The trial lasted for two hours and the law yers fairly outdid themselvss. The Irish lawyer acted as prosecuting attorney. A man who had studied for the ministry. a sort of reformed preacher, defended him. The Irish lawyer wound up bis speech with an Impassioned plea that the Jew be hsnged at Once. The chap that defended him asked that the sen tence be commuted and that his client be shot instead ef being hanged. Too could have knocked that peddler's eyes off with a stick. He kept licking his lipa and his forehead was covered with cold sweat. While the Impromptu Jury were wrangling over the form of their verdict the vender of shoestrings and suspenders took to his heels. The last . . . . , ,,, I T we saw Ot mm ne was sun running. a remember weeping on someone's neck, who mingled bis tears of laughter with mine. The rest of that stag dinner is s blank In my memory, but there la one thing I am willing to make a solemn affadavlt to. and that la that It was a real Thanksgiving day for the peddler, be was so thankful to get away. After the trial we were going to give him a good dinner and send him on his way rejoicing, but be was no mina and took the thing seriously." The Hotel Hoeklns. a three wooden building at Be he, burned to the ground Isst Friday. The furnish tags and the belongings of the patrons were saved One solid Hoe-acre field ef wheat averaging J7 bushels to the aere baa just been Harvested on the Gilliam eeun ty ranch of Smyilte brothers of Pendleton. Major W. F. W Intern, inspector st limp Bragg. N C. for the last year, has arrived at Corvallla to take charge of the field unit of Oregon Agricultural college. I'ountr Rumrlntendenl By. and states that th on m Die (a corns of teachers has been employed for every school in Clat sop county, excepting two which employ one teacher each. Director A. P. Davis ef the United States reclamation service arrived at Bend Saturday to spend several days on Irrigation Investigation connected with the Deschutes project Oregon fruit growers ere speeding plsns for the formation of a committee to make final anangetnenta for water transportation la the statewide battle for the reduction ef freight rates W W. Green, county superintendent ef Umatilla county, la being urged by fellow educators over the state as a desirable successor to the late President Ackermaa ef the state normal school. The Cabbage Hill Dead mans Pass road, a distance of. It t miles between Pendlatsn and La Grande, haa been completed and thrown opan to traffic. Total cost of this thoroughfare was M01.000. WASHINGTON Yakima's pelt tax collections te date are $M.0S from 1M12 persona. About 7000 are still delinquent Bids hsve been asked for the new postal building to be erected st the state school for the deaf at Vancouver. Discharges ef enlisted men at Camp Lewis have been suspended following re ceipt of orders from the war department. The corn erst one ef a Knights of jOe lumbus building end community center, to cost tiM.000. waa laid at Everett Sunday. Odd Fellows of Wsnatchee have let a contract for the erection of a new S26.0O0 lodge building. It will be or brick, two stories high. Refusal of John L Lewis, president ef the United Mine Workers, to sanction a wage reduction In Washington leaves 200 men out of work. More than $10,000 has been assessed In bootlegging and "moonshtnlng" cases brought before the superior court at Vancouver since January 1. Four hundred and twenty-nine young men ere now enrolled In the ettlsen's military training camp at Camp Lewis. Four states are represented. Dashing through a wall of flame In a futile attempt to save his automobile from a burning building.' D. D. Hamilton waa fatally burned at Seattle. About 38 carloads of prunes are ex pected from M acres near Yakima be longing to Andrew Otsea. Olsen ex pects to realise 160.006 on his crop. State Senator R. A. Hutchinson. Wash ington pioneer and Indian fighter.' Is dead at his borne In Spokane.1 He re cently underwent an operation at Port land. Calvin M. Graves, aged 7, of Yakima, is being sued for divorce by his 17-year-old deaf and dumb bride, who accuses him of nagging her. The couple were married at Yakima Jury 4. Hope of settlement of the strike in the Washington coal mines eras abandoned Friday when the operators ear fed notice on the strikers thst they must vacate the company houses before August SI. IDAHO From 414 acres .if land in Kootenai county J. E. Helneman baled 24 tons of wheat hay and has 160 bound bundles of wheat For a new dormitory and for enlarg ing the campus, five acres have bean purchased by the Lew is ton Normal school for $7350. A. W. Service, cashier of the First National bank, and J. Jensen were held up and robbed on the streets of Poca tello Saturday night. The new highway between Boise and. Lewlston is said to be in excellent shape and hundreds of cars have made the trip In the last few weeks. Ross K Parker, a rancher near Idaho Falls, was killed by lightning when It struck a shovel he was carrying over his shoulder and passed through tils body. A. B. Addington of Lewlston. while returning from a 2000-mile tour of Col orado, went over the grade near Pom eroy. breaking his Jaw and receiving other painful injuries. Owing to the small number of bids received on the sale ef the $400,000 road and bridge bonds of Nex Perce county. the period of receiving bids will be con tinued until August 15 Application for release on bail of Mrs. Lyda Southard, the Twin Kails woman accused of being responsible for tne death or rour Husbands, has dented by District Judge Babcock. Curious Bits of Information Oleened From Curious S. Leonard Bag tin offering some "Hints for Campers" in St Nicholas, tells, sag other useful bits of liifinnsnia. now to waterproof matches His dlrec- Uncle Jeff Snow Says Cleve Niphopper has glorified snd dolled vp bis speedster tin llsste till she's a regTar chicken trap and when he rolls up In front of the Corners depart ment store he ketches the chickens, all right Jedge McCracken told him it' had arter be agin the law to rig out a auto in nine dlffmt colors. If and When Cleve gits ketched speedln' I don't reckon the jedge'n fine him leas' n $100. far the way Usees short an lift, ahsoke swarms in to Clove's outfit riles more fellers' n the Jedge HOW ARK TUX MIGHTY FALLEN Press the stsaabaat.r Cawidaaa. Many officers of W rangers disinte grating army are drifting into the city, says a Constantinople dispatch, where they pocket their pride and tackle the problem of getting s living. Generals snd admirals have sold their decorations st a little dally auction in the court yard ef the aVOaqus Aghadjaml in Stamboul. where women of court circles dispose of furs, jewels and their last bits sat finery. Admiral Dlckert. decorated with the Grand Cross of the Legion of Honor, was glad to get a place as hall porter for the French hospital Prince Goubitsen. once rich and powerful in the govern ment of Orel, la selling sausages In s store in the Pera quarter. A son of form! Premier Stunner Is a bootblack. Four Russian generals are making their living by catching and selling fish. Dosens of aviators and officers are waiters One Russian officer chauf feur for the ajBOrVen mWutry here. Others are dock laborers and stablemen. Many UUed Russian women are selling flowers and newspapers. Pi in cose Galltadn. Princess Shahofskol and dozens ef others are waitresses THE FIRST CHAMP Frasa Ufa Goliath (Just before his scrap with David) Tea kin put me down as say in' I never was In better shape In all me life, an' they ain't a particle o' doubt aa to the outcome. A GUSTATORY HINT Frets the Citiasi ewe. The sword swallower should tackle s saw occasionally ; it would be more toothsome. FORTUNATELY Frasa the B rasa Herald There's one thing about poetry, music to tnoy Rkow a RTLAND Portland's bank clearings are run ning from $25,000,000 to $30,000,000 a week. PorUand's building permits run from $250,000 to $300,000 a week. Portland's exports range around $5,000,000 a month, as compared with some $3,500,000 a month a year sgo. Portland's exports for 11 months of the fiscal year totaled $ei. $48,709. as compared with $37,107,439 for an equal period last year and $21,571. J4 for a corresponding 11 months of Use 1919 fiscal year. , Portland's export commerce during May exceeded that of Seattle, al though to the commerce of Seattle proper must be added that of cities la the Seattle district such as T acorn a, Belllngham. Everett and Grays Har bor. Portland still continues to be the one pert of the United States which shows aa increase in commerce as compared with last year. The Seat tle port warden's report for June showed a loes, roundly, of $15,000, 004 In export snd Import commerce as compared with a year ago. This loes. a pes ess d In percentages, was M per cent of the commerce for June of this year aad 33 1-3 per cent of the commerce of June last year. It waa recenUy shown that the channel at the harbor entrance had deepened under combined Jetty and. ( rormer) dredging action to 43 feet at low water A depth of Ml- feet obtains except for a comparatively short Interval, which te constantly lessening. Portland's and Astoria's harbor entrance at the mouth of the Columbia excels those of New York. San Francisco, Philadelphia. Boston. New Orleans and many other na Uoaal porta It is not 111 Hied by any port. aw . .