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FRIDAY. MARCH 25. 1S21. THE OREGON DAILY . JOU RNAU PORTLAND, OREGON BRINGING UP FATHER (Hes1ster4 U.- rataat OUfcal -. - I WHERE VDU I I VUZ. RONNlrA II . ) l I I AM I I I ( ALL RVSHT-. -5 HURRV : . , - ' f . J RUNNiN TO- J S FROM 1 JOVT I ;8 f lJ HCKEY-Ur Ff j UPJ! 1 . U icc? y T? DOAWM LOOK J K J ' WITH THE ( W '" ' ,C' - i - - frr OAIOmt WATSON ..;''?-.,: '" TVTriXTS the matter V T. Paer de iY mamltd, gaifng peevishly at the cold and impotent kitchen stove, Aln't we rcoln' to have no supper tonight?" "I've been to a meeting: of the Circle." Ma answered calmly, as she removed her bonnet and folded her shawl. . "Umph," T. Psr minted, " 'nd I spose you're full up on crab looie 'n lady fingers 'n don't see no use to coolc any- thinrr - - "I'm not very hungry," Ma confessed. we had awful nice lunch Just after we adjourned." . "That don't keep me from cavin In, T.,Faer remonstrated. "That's all that blamed Circle's good for, to starve us work! n men. , , - "You poor working- men must be tired 'nd Jiungry," Ma smiled. "Mrs. dump said , she left . you nd Andy whittling shingles out by the woodshed." : - "That woman." T. Paer ' snapped, "could comb her cowjick with her tongue." -.''' -': ."Your dinner," Ma said evenly, "is In the flreless." "What's the Circle goln to do now?" T. Paer asVd.- diplomatically shifting the conversation, "take out its phone or fire Fred Williams?" , . "We're going to protect the state seal?" Ma answered enthusiastically. "We ain't going to : let people tramp around on it any longer. ' "The sfate. seal?" T. Paer puzzled. "When'd the state get into the zoo busi ness?" "Why," Ma explained. It's right out "in the middle of the floor up at the State House nd everybody walking on It all day long." , "Where's the fish: commission V -T. Fae demanded. "Why don't they lasso the blamed thlns'n put it. in a crick someplace?" ' . ", ', "What are you talking about T Ma exclaimed. - .f; ;- - "Protectin the state seal," T. Paer re plied. "Besides." he added, "tbey ought'nt to leave it loose that way.- It might bite Ben Olcott'n give him blood poison." ' i. , j ' - The state seal the Circle's going to J big round picture on the floor." "Well 111 be ; tig swiazled," T. Paer muttered. "What do you want to pro tect that for?" So people won't walk on It," Ma told J nun. "it s a shame to let 'em do that." "Why?" T. Paer asked her. "They've been doin' it for 15 years ain't they?" The state seal is sacred." Ma contend ed earnestly, nd ought'nt to-be under everybody's feet". . -. "State seals," T. Paer grinned, Tnust be; sort of kin to sacred cows. How's the Circle goin' to stop people from step pin onthe ocean or kickln' the horns ffn the lk?i . - "We're going to put a ornamental Iron fence around it?" Ma told him. "That'll be all right if you put spikes on top of it," T. Paer grinned. "What do you want splk on It for?" Ma queried doubtfully. v, "It yor don't," T. Paer argued, "Don upjonna sit oo It wnen be goes out In ine nan to smoke." i "What if he did V Ma flared. : "He'd better smoke out In the hall than in the governor's .office "Well," T. Paer contended, "he might fall offn U'nd sink the British man-of-war' n then we'd have to lick the whole British empire." k - "You're talking plum foolishness." Ma said angrily. . "Maybe. I Am," T. Paer answered cheerfully, "but who started It?" LITTLE JIMMY, a y (Copyrilit. 1021. by International Pasture - ' wrrtM. toe.) - It Does Seem Possiblo Mrs. Bear, Changes Her MJnd By Thornton W. Bsrgess Th point of iew, it mmi to mi, - Impends en whs it tip the tre. " " Firmer Browo'l Boy. WAS Krm"r Brown's Boy scared ? ' Ask Sammy Jay he saw. Ask Chatterer the Red Squirrel he saw. Auk Blacky the Crow he saw. Ask Peter Rabbit he wss there. Ask Reddy Fox -he waa watching. Farmer Brown's Boy was as badly scared a boy as ever drew breath. Never was timid little Whitefoot the Wood Mouse. . whose daily life is one scare -after another, worse scared.- Never was Peter Rabbit more thoroughly fright ened. If he hadn't known before. Farmer Brown's Boy knew now exactly how the little people of the Green Forest and the Green MeadowS feel when cornered by an enemy from whom they, can expect no mercy " ' ' ' " You see. Farmer" Brown's Boy was up -a tree and at the foot of it, looking up at him with wicked-looking little eyes, red with anger, was a great Brown Bear. It was Mrs. Buster Bear. It had been a lucky thing for him that Farmer Brown's boy had been near a tree which he cowld climb. : As it was, he had reached it none too soon. Not even Chat terer the' Red Squirrel could have scram bled up that tree much faster than did Farmer Brown's Boy. - He didn't even rook down until he was half way up. Every second he expected to feel the claws of Mrs. Bear. Half way up he looked down, Mrs. Bear was stand ing up at the foot of that tree as if try ing to make up her mind whether or not to climb up aftejr him. She was growl ing way down deep in her throat, .Those growls were deep, grumbly, ruinbly growls,' and they' gave Farmer Brown's Boy a prickly feeling all over. 1;. u He yelled at Mrs. Bear, for somewhere he had read that most wild animals are - frightened by the sound of the human voice. Mrs. Bear simply growled more than ever and he little eyes snapped. It was clear to her that this two-legged creature was afraid of' her, very much afraid. - If he was afraid, there waa-. no reason - for her to be afraid, and . she wasn't. Those yells didn't frighten her a bit ' i .: . ; - . :' . Only for a few minutes 'did Mrs. Bear Jieeitate.- Then she started to climb that tree. Big 1 and- clumsy looking as she was, she climbed fast. ' So did Farmer Brown's Boy. My goodness, 1 should say he did ! Up he went as near the top of that tall tree as he could get His ne hope was that Mrs. Bear was so big and . heavy that she would not dare climb way . up there where the trunk of the tree Big and clumsy-looking as she was; she climbed fast.: was so small that it was U- he could do to cling to it. ' , f V - " '' When she reached the place half way trp where Farmer Brown s ;Boy .had stopped Mrs. Bear stopped. All the time she was growling way down deep in her throat, as if talking to herself. She seemed to be trying to make up .her mind, again whether or not this two legged creature was worth keeping on after. Her ; wicked-looking little eyes were still red with anger. It seemed to Farmer Brown's Boy that never had he seen such wicked-looking little eyes. Probably he never had. ; , Once Mrs. Bear made a move as if to keep on up and Farmer Brown's boy yelled again, t Then ' Mrs. Bear looked over to the great windfall where she made her home. : Old Man Coyote had Just arrived. He had heard the excited screaming of Sammy Jay and Blacky the Crow and had come over to see what was going on. He was standing near the en trance to Mrs. Bear's bedroom under the great windfall. ' i .:- I Suddenly Mrs. Bear changed her mind. With another look up at Farmer Brown's Boy and a deeper.' uglier-sounding growl, she"- began to ' climb - down. Farmer Brown's boy gave a great sigh of relief.. He would stay .nip there in that tree until Mrs. Bear grew tired of waiting for him to come down 'and went off about her business.-' ' i H .(Copyright, 121, by T. W. Bargee) . - . . , . , . . . - - - :. - Ypur. moothA rf tJ Gosh! V ' (tM " ' - '',',Av-- - . . AND" PUT CVn! ' DOMT (t X':JrzZ KRAZTKAT . - - -'- 'r , , ;ra-1'r V-: : ' ' " '; Krazy Cant Believe It lM&LbHS5tb IP'KSAI2 WOULD BS. 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Time. 52 seconds. . -26 -yard swim to subject and 25 yard ciurn, using ' urea swimmer carry Kathrj-n Brown, Seattle,. first : Madeline - . oeim; Kcona ; - eonnie . wnite JanUen unit, third! Time. 40 seconds. 25 yard swim to subject and 25 yard return, using two-point carry Kathryn Brown, SeatUe, first ; Louise Schu macher Jantzen unit, second ; Madeline Piess, Seattle, i third.--Time 52.4 seconds. iao yard relay, won by Seattle Y. W. y- A team,- consisting of Kathryn . .; '"""'inn j lew ana.Kuoy jsncl ton. Time. 2 roo 3-5. , . . 25 yard dash for grammar' school- girls j oenna urover ot Shattuck. -i:iVyr Dack stroke grammar school "vii uy aiercna Kcnnase, Couch EAST5B HAT FOfL A WD the f r : 114 Much Ado About a Hat AWFUL T1EAW- noujitstco LATE" FOZ tf TO fpy 03 . ITS THrS IAST 5T52AUJ. .THEEE'S AJO U5E WEABMWE.).: 7oT HELP woulowt 1 ClT Ytt) i i-rPiur. it norswr i 'mi w 5 WOW- It) HAT A TABLET. t a o , ' . T - I f w "fe REA50W. 5iU.lE5T OUESJ10JJS . i f err AO .. 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