THE OREGON SUNDAY JOURNAL, PORTLAND, SUNDAY MORNING, MAY 18, ISZO. Philadelphia Inspiring n st . k c e . , t HowtoAmuseYburself HV i got, - S amps. they was a bug In the upper -deck that bad tyroaghten m. phonograph '.. 1 with him " ! By Ring W. Iiardner To the Editor: 7 The other day I was In Philly to spend the weekend and It differenta. So Tiny is praying: that he will contract a case of the shln glen because by the time they meet seemed J around 1 his waste he will be years old. . - 950 i Uke Ifnever would, but In the interim I would like to make the remarks! But I was trying to tell you about that -the bird that J this ball game. Well when you go to nicknamed it the , a; ball game between the Pathetics sleepy city was eer- . , , , . . . talvly sarcastical,and whoever ; Is trying not to beat as X have been j tnem why' according to , Tiny you there 100 times and, half to bring along your own enter- never got a chance to sleep yet. fl I A'f But anyway I '1 would like to ex claim to my frail readers that they's 2 ball nines in Philly and one of them Is known as the Pathetics and the other is hardly known at all you might say. Well on thisaCy when the week finely ended fh Philly I was asked out to a balj game be tween the Pathetics and the Red Sox and mine host was a bird named Tiny Maxwell who is a sporting ex pert and the reason they call him Tiny Is' on acct. of him being so teeny. Well they was no; reason for us going to the alleged ball game to death with our converse and I might add In regards to Mr. Maxwell If It Isn't 2 Indelicate, that they's a certain ailment name shingles that starts around the waste and the old adage eays that if it ever, meets, the victim Is a total loss. In other words he don't half to call up the Dr. and even if he did. it wouldn't make no tainments. So no sooner had the game started when I noticed that they was a bug in the upper deck that had broughten a phonograph with him. Well the minute the game started he put on a record and Tiny said that the advantage of that sys tem was that if the record didn't go very good why .the guy could put on COME! SEE ! f. I VII z it is. I u V ; rv'K ...? THE SHEPHERD OF THE HILLS 10 BIG REELS 10 SUNDAY and MONDAY MAY 16TH-17TH Os Satsray, tk Utk o May, we will mim oar regular tine. Opn from o'clock in Ibe morning nntil 4 o'eloek tna following morainev Rpnirt hare ben rompleted and the new balconies are ready. COME THE to hold In one-hand and read It out loud and dance with the other. 4. : Or suppose you was going to a funeral and the flowers didn't prove very' amusing, Vhy it's a whole lot safer, to take along, a couple daffo dils or whatever Is your favorite -floral piece and try and enjoy them and not pay no tension to . the regu lar gifts that was sent in. -. 3. , .r . Well as X say I was over to Philly and didn't have ao sleep and by the time I wrote this story, why the pic tures was all drawed for it and one of the captions was "A Good Cabinet Member Shouldn't Venture Out Any wheres Without a Good Cushion," and I don't tnow what It means, but I have got to put It in to fit the Il lustration, but In the mean wile I want to state that a good young man shouldn't ought to venture to Phila delphia and think he's going to get any sleep. . ! . ' , RING W. LARDNER. ' Greenwich, Conn., May -4. D. Fairbanks ComplefeSv ; New Film DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS established a new record for the cost of 'produc tion.; eclipsing all . high marks since the beginning of his screen career, when he f i nished the filming, -thta - week, of "The Mollycoddle,'' bis third ; United Artists picture. ' ' ' '' J ; : A;- ' The expenditure on "The Mollycoddle,"' according to the figures compiled by John Fairbanks, general manager, and Ieeds Baxter, auditor, is just a few dol lars short of a half million. This is more than $100,000 more than the cost of any previous Fairbanks production. , 'The Mollycoddle" is now in the hands of the cutters, so that the picture will be ready for release early next month. PICTUEE IS THEtttEl Fairbanks has given the picture world many, spectacular productions during the Cast- four VPr hut aivnttln : h those who have viewed early screenings ot -rne Mollycoddle," tills latest "Big Four" offering excels all others. '. " There are numerous outstanding f ea tures in The Afollycoddle" which. It Is believed, will cause even more comment than was heard : about some of the spectacular and mystifying episodes in "When the Clouds Roll By," Fairbanks' second United 'Artists picture. gome inkling as to the nature of the SDeed Of . Th MnllvrvulHI." w gathered from the fact that the athletic duu- wu war times mjurea wniie per forming in this production, twice to such an extent as to; cause him to discontinue bis work for ' two periods of 15 days BfiOKE HIS FHTGEB ' The most serious Inlurr ram, tn T!"q banks when the company was on loca tion In ' Arizona at the S HopI ; Indian reservation vhera whiia itnimr he was thrown from his seat rn a. high spirited mount and sustained a double break of the index- fnrai vi. right hand. Scarcely had this hart mended and the activities were resumed when the star was again the victim of an- accident, beine bariml nnf a f earth and rock during the filming of a reauuc ianasuae scene. .- - . Besides numerous innovations which are Included in rh xrniivvi ' " .vvi3, j - m character which - prevents i their - dis closure until the production la released, a new leading woman will be seen play ing ODDOSite Fairbanks, f Kh -. Renick, formerly of Seattle, a new comer w screen, wnose work is said to be indication of a very promising firure before the camera. -4 John McCormio.!r la nn-mr ing Annette Kellerman. This item does not mean that the noted singer is ex ploiting the fair Annette through tenor thrills, nor has he stopped exercising his larnyx to use his fingers on the publicity typewriter. , The John ' McCormick in question -Ms - a ' former : Ban : Francisco newspsper man. - ; :-. . i i . , :-. F. Ziegfeld Jr, Will Have New Hits F ZIEGFELD JR., has announced his plans for the forthcoming season and the range of his activities reveals some productions that New York critics expect will make theatrical history. He will star Miss Billie Burke in a revival of "The - School j for . Scandal." The presentation will be made about the middle of September, the plans for an earlier production having: been .deferred until that time owing to the difficulty in procuring a perfect supporting cast. - Miss Burke will have in her support Thomas Wise and Norman Trevor. The regaining members of the company are yet to. be selected. - The play will be offered for a short period in New rYork and then will go -on tour of the larger cities. Following this tour Miss Burke will appear in a new comedy, one of three which Ziegfeld has procured for her. .. ; . .j . '; . . The Initial steps toward the produc tion of the new Follies will be taken next week, when Ziegfeld will select the chorus. The "Follies" this year will con tain an almost com pletely new cast and will be staged, under the direction of Edward Royce. It is Ziegfeld's in tention with the forthcoming 'Follies" to make , the performance entirely dif ferent, from his previous efforts, owing to the amazing number of imitations. FOIitlES OST BO AD - - The last year "Follies" will .remain on the road after the new "Follies" has opened for its New York run. Irving Berlin will write the lyrics and music and there will be additional numbers by - Dave Stamper, the lyrics for i which wilt be written by ; Gene Buck. .Victor Herbert will write the ballet numbers and James Montgomery will furnish the dialogue: . . - .- - "' . By a special arrangement with George M. Cohan, Messrs. Erlanger and Zieg feld will present. Leon Krrol, the ceme dian, te a' play especially written by George M. Cohan. This' production will be made In Early, September, f : Mischa El man, . the celebrated violin ist, has been commissioned by Ziegfeld to write an operetta. This production will also be made in September and El man has signed a contract to finish the operetta In plenty of time for fall . re hearsals. Edward Royce will: stage three productions,' including the i Elman opera.. Eddie Cantor, the singing come dian, will be seen in a musical comedy written by James Montgomery, the lyr ics for which are being written by Jo seph' McCarthy and the music by Harry Tierny'" : f : .V K.:' " , -'V.: Miss Marilynn Miller, ? supported i by Frank Carter, will be starred In a mu sical, production. In conjunction with Messrs. Erlanger and DUlinghami Ziegfeld will also take part in the new production of Ray mond Hitchcock's "Hltchy-Koo," the third of the series, after Hitchcock closes his present, tour, which has car ried him to Calif o'rnla. The original company of the "Mid night FroUc," which has . been playing en the New Amsterdam roof for five years, will also go on a tour of the large cities - and i Ziegfeld will put into re hearsals a new "Nine o'clock Frolic" and a new "Midnight Frolic", one week following the: opening of the new "Fol lies." Leon ! Errol will, before being starred In his new play, stage several plays. ' ;.. l 's - - i : ' - - ' Messrs - Erlanger. Dillingham and Ziegfeld, presents lessees of the New Amsterdam theatre, have procured a ten years' . lease on the Colonial theatre in Boston and will take possession on Sep tember L ... ,j , Griffith Has . Some ildeas an M. P. Censorship David Griffith has gone to Harris burg, writes Luella O. Parsons in the New York Telegraph, to have a " little confab with Governor - Sproul. The ap pointment was arranged to give Griffith opportunity .to submit to the governor a few . facts about censorship and other film matters now subjects of legislation. The truth of the 'matter is at the end of the producer's tongue,: and unless he "A good cabinet member shouldn't venture out anywheres without a good cushion " ; a new needle and It would probably work, whereas if Connie Mack put in a new ; pitcher he probably wouldn't. , ; ! So I said to Tiny: VI think this guy has got a good idear, namely that when he goes to m. place that he has got to pay to get in j but he don't think he Is going to get a whole lot of entertainment out of it, why he brings along his own en tertainment, in case the ' entertain ment he paid for. don't live up to the expectorations." r So I and Tiny agreed to recom mend this system to different people that goes out trying to enjoy them self and some times they come home saying that they had a rotten time, but if they use this system why they can't have a rotten time, as follows: 1. Well when you go to a football game vs. . Yale and Princeton expect ing to enjoy yourself and you been reading in the. paper for weeks and wks. and weeks about the different stars on. both nines and you finely get out there and you can't tell 1 man from the other, why bring along a ouija board and try and make it find out who is running with the ball or fumbling it as the case may be.; ' ' 2. "Well, suppose you was going to a vaudeville show. Well, they's an old book called "Wit and Humor of the Age, and when the comedians is out there you can read that,' and they's also an old music book called KlavIer Werke or elementary ex ercises for -the hands witch gos pret ty good as reading matter when you don't like the music acts. 3. Well, suppose you was going to a dance and you finely got one with a lady that you didn't know very well or else you had knew her so long that you had talked each other out, well, they's a book called "Speech and' Manner" with a wholA lot nt f I. ('''' " ' '1 s . v .': ' y-- I ' .--:MISSHMSSiSSNSSSMIBSJl ' ' WILLIAM RUSSELL IN ILeave 14 io 00 AT THE A Tale Bristling With Fun, Fighting and Fervor FIRST TIME SHOWN IN PORTLAND FOUR DAYS ONLY ADMISSION 25 CENTS falls, or stubs his toe and forgets what he has to say,, he has a list of argu ments that i are golden in value and weight; and they are bound to win the approval of his excellency. v . Pennsylvania Is a rebel state as re gards censorship. Ellis Overholtxer and bis confreres heading the board of cen sorship have had their say for so long, the picture public has gron accustomed to getting an expurgated edition of every picture. Now Davfd Griffith and some of the men who have been forced to endure this have decided it Is time the governor of the state had a. few things told to him.. , : '.' . ... ; ; Deserter Liyedirilii Hay Loft 5 Years v Mr Paris, May 15.-t ;N. S.) After hid ing in a hayloft on hi" farm -for more than five years, . Jean Simon has been arrested for desertion from the French army in 1915. - ) - A. his trial he asserted that for four months he had subsisted entirely on dry hay and the flesh of two fowls. - He was sentenced to serve four years' imprisonment. : , , ! "Iena Rivers', Coming, -Characters, known from coast to coast among the readers of romances of a few years ago, will make their stage appear ance at the Beaker theatre for the week following "She Walked In Her Sleep." when the dramatised! version of "Lena Rivers" will be the attraction. The play will give opportunities to Lillian Foster, John Fee and the other members of the Baker Stock company,, to appear In the big parts created by i Mary G. Holmes, the author of the book. Walter Gilbert promises an elaborate stage production. "Movie" Spies Look at Own Pictures THOUGH the audience was In blissful ignorance of the fact, the Hamilton theatre, a' little suburban movie house at Tankers, "35 minutes i from Broad way, was filled , with motion picture spies' the other night when the regu larly billed feature was switched and the latest D. W, Griffith production substituted for the. last show. Among the eavesdroppers present were D. W. Griffith himself. Richard Barth elmess. the actor, and officials of the First National Exhibitors' circuit, which distributes Griffith productions. The picture was shown under the title of "Black Beach.": having been adapted from Ralph Stock's story of the same nsme. but" the title has since been ehanged to The Gamest Girl." Barthel mess and Carol Dempster have the lead ing roles.'.. :.;f,;-i-: - - It was all prearranged by ? Griffith, who wanted to see how the picture would "go." When announcement was made of the change In program . most of those who had seen the first show stayed for the second. The usual situation in a motion picture theatre was In a sense reversed, when the audience became the whole show for film stars, directors and magnates. i . . . - , While the audience watched the pic ture, Griffith and his associates, scat tered through the house, studied. the au dience, made, note of .their comments and how' their emotions were affected. : This was 'the third public "test" Mr. Griffith has made on his productions in the last few montha The first was made when "The Greatest Question" was shown at Yonkers some time ago, and the second more recently at Mount Vernon, when "The Idol Dancer" -was exhibited. : These testa, according to Griffith, reveal the mind of the picture going public and materially aid him in Improving his picture. Vaudeville Artists Had .'Big' Day National Vaudeville Artists' day was observed last "week In all the vaudeville theatres of the United States and Can ada by decree of the Vaudeville Mana gers' Protective association, whose mem bers gave the gross proceeds of the matinee performances to the sick fund and Insurance fund of the actors' organ ization. It is estimated that 1250,000 was raised for- the N. V. A . One day each year hereafter, will be designated N. V. A. day, and the matinee receipts will be given to the club. In New York capacity audiences ruled at the vaude ville houses in the afternoon. The day had been widely advertised, and as It was a benefit performance x at the ex pense of the managers, the vaudeville fans packed the theatres. The artists on most bills presented afterpieces, or sur prise acts, as a holiday feature. ,? . - r ' ' Anita Stewart Is Busy - Anita Stewart, after a short rest fol lowing completion of "The Yellow -Typhoon," has begun work as the star In another First National picture. "Har riet and the Piper," adapted from the story by Kathleen Norrls, which ran serially In the Pictorial Review, Louis B. Mayer has purchased the screen rights of several other - well known plays and books, to be used as starring 3 Baby Signed Up Before She ! Come To This World To have been cast for the role of a S-weeks-old baby, before her birth Is the distinction attained by "Baby Democracy" De Leon, who appears in the final scenes of Lee Francis L y b a r g e r s entertaining screen attraction, ""Democracy The Vision ltestored."i ! When Director William Nlffh wa preparing the - working scenario of this timely picture ' he chanced to remark to i Walter Dei Leon, on of the players, that he would require a 3-weeks-old baby for drama! ic hoohwi toward the close of the production. Immediately, De Leon leaned toward Nigh and whispered nofmethlng In the director's ear. j ' i j Then followed a pannage of time. Sure enough, when j Nigh's anftlst snt, "Benny" Behrena. telephoned h "call" at the Ic Leon household -that "Baby Democracy" Ivan wanted for the next day's -srenes. he iwuh told that her little tnajeaty would be on hand at the ttuoln?d hour. vehlclen for .Ml us Stewart. 'Tl In clude "Sowing the Wind" Bnd "Judith of Blue Lake Ranch." (In rdtr to tre vent the renulta thst i sometime ! come from rushing a picture. MImm Ktewhrt plans on making only, four production a year. ,..' I The French pugilist, i Georges Curpen tler, will begin his. movie work with sn original scenario by Daniel Carson Good man, the playwright, and It will not be a pugilistic story. j II SSI & W t- ssr w , a. iv i . ' 1 J t . I .. .. k f i f :. ' t if 1 It , Ok &YLZ3Z3) mmlLU. VTATER in A. BEWILDERING BACKGROUND, f. OF TROPICAL VERDURE uoM- . .. - WlS- Starts TODAY NOTE: WE CAN TRUTHFULLY SAY WITHOUT FEAR OF SUC CESSFUL CONTRADICTION THAT THIS IS THE MOST DARING AND THE FIRST PERFECT PHOTO-PLAY EVER STAGED ON THE OCEAN BED. A NOVELTY WHICH WILL INTEREST. THRILL AND SATISFY. ! THE MANAGEMENT. "! II Now! .'0 '.9 f as. r M ''. 1 -lT s.-.-.m a' X vv,' I '(I ' 1 ' j co, at 1 o I C ZLms- H 1 IT' . - ' i- . .!'.' This Week's Special Feature ' ; "', Miss i 'TJ)T; ' 711 lrJmyMfls . j American Prima Donna (Late of Milan, Italy) ..' ii KINO GRAM , ' The Visual News of All the WorUl. COMEDY Topics of the Day r-X- r" s- - v 4 K i in I! Washington St., Corner West Park MISCHA GUTERSON, Director General . Mar. 5533 J. C. STILLE. Manager Rivoli Concert Orchestral ' personally directed by , MISCHA GUTERSON " ; , " famous Russian conductor j SPECIAL SUNDAY CONCERT 1 12:30 Noon Today Mldsammernight's Dream . . . . ... .... . . .Mendelaaohn My Heart at Thy Sweet Voice Saint-Saens Mile- Modiste .Herbert Musetta Waltz from La Boheme. .Puccini Introducing; Miss Phyllis Wolfe Jolly Fellows ........................ .It. Vollstedt " ' - WEEKDAY CONCERTS ! Mile. Modiste -. . . .Herbert Musetta Waltz from La Boheme .....Puccini . K Introducing Miss Phyllis Wolfe f rriTFim rrnrn i ri i i i i n n ri 1 1 ri l ii 1 1 1 1 1 I! good dialogue in it that is also easy t