Why hot take the mouthy slacker by the ear and make him sit On the bench' where he must knit and purl and purl and purl and knit!- Don't worry. The hoot moil of the Scotch is of different mold from. the, hetman of the Cossacks. . ?1 I ' Interviews with Frank Fair are as full of blanks as a missive from France. LIST OF EVENTS FOR BIG LAURELHURST CLUB TO GET STATE EVENT FOR THEY'RE HELPING YOUR UNCLE SAMUEL TO BEAT THE HUNS INDOOR ATHLETIC MEET ARRANGED BY T.M.DUNNE TENNIS ENTHUSIASTS Program Will Be Ratified at Tuesday's Meeting of the Execu tive Committee; Oregon Agricultural College to Send Big Team; Military Numbers Will Attract Attention. 5 q V I . J tuts Mf S Lawn Tennis Association Sends Classic to New Club for Considera tion of Committee; Irvington.Club Will Stage City Champion ships; Interclub Matches Will Include Mixed Doubles Play. OREGON'S HUH state championship tennis tournament will in all probability be played on the courts of the Laurelhurst club during the week of July 22. Decision to award the state court classic to the Laurelhurst clulwas made at a meeting last week of the Portland Lawn Ten nis association, but in view of the absence from the city of S. B. Cooke, chairman of the tennis committee at Laurelhurst, it is not known whether that club will stage the tournament. Last year, Laurelhurst announced that it would make a bid for the championships. Chairman Cooke will return to the city this week, when an other meeting will be held at which the state event will be formally awarded. If the Laurelhurst club does not want the tourney it will probably o to the Multnomah Amateur Athletic club. The city championships will be played on the courts of the Irvinjr ton club September 25 to August 2, inclusive. It has not been decided where the Junior and boys tournament will be played, but It la probable that .these events will be played In connection with the state championships. Will Add Mixed Double The directors of the Portland Lawn Tennis association have decided to add a mixed double event to the Interclub competition. The events of the Interclub competition this season are as follows: Two' singles, men's doubles and mixed doubles. Clubs of the association will play each other In home and home games. ' A schedule for the inter-club event Is being drawn up and It will be presented to the directors of the association at the next meeting. Mil Campbell I'lans Tourney Miss Irene Campbell, women's tennis champion of the state, is planning to stage the annual tourna ment for the members of the Ladies' Annex of the Multnomah Amateur Athletic club. The date of the f event has not been determined, but much interest is being displayed among the members. A number of the members have already started to practice. Schedule Is Ratified The executive committee of the United States National Lawn Tennis association at a meeting in New York last night ratified the follow ing schedule for the Pacific North west district : Idaho state championships, Lewis ton, Idaho, June 26-30. Inland Empire championships, Spokane, Wash.. July 1-6. Seattle. Wash., (city) champion ships, July 15-20. Willamette valley championships, Salem, Or.. July 17-20. Oregon state championships, Lau relhurst club, Portland, week of July 22. Washington State championship, Seattle, Wash., week of July 29. Pacific Northwest championships, Taconia. Wash., week of August 5. Portland city championships. Irv lngton clubi August 25-Sept. 2. Play Scratch Doubles , Chairman J. H. Mackie of the ten nis committee of the Multnomah -Amateur Athletic club is preparing plana for the tennis season. In ad dition to the annual spring handicap events to be staged as soon as weather conditions permit, a scratch doubles tournament will be played. AH clubs In the city are to be Invited to enter teams. School Tourney In May The lnterscholasttc championship tournament will in all probability be staged on the courts of the Mult nomah club during the last part of May. Jockey Sande Injured Hot Springs, March 23. (L N. S.) E. Sande. one of the most promising Jockeys on the track here, was badly hurt yesterday. He was riding Sixteen To One In the second race when he was crowded against the rail and , cut down. His left leg and foot were Injured. r Near Sighted Golfer Surely Had Star Caddie Seiase Hayakawa. Japanese moT-lag-plctare star. Is a devotee of the links. Recently at a elnb near Los Angeles he was mistaken for a cad die by a near-sighted member, who handed him the bag of clubs. Hayakawa packed the heary bag around the 18 holes without a mur mur, lending cheerful aid to an ex ceedingly erratic performance. On retiming to the clubhouse, a mutual friend - Introduced the player to his caddie, upon which nayakawa per mitted himself to smile at the climax of his little comedy. "Another New Suit? HowDoesHeDoIt! On His Salary?" "He's the best dressed fellow In tho offlco and makes the least. "well. Jerry, it waa a mystery to me until Sam opened up one day and told me how he manages to be natty all the time. He buya all his suits at Cherry's. Just like buying, a piano or groceries, Sam says, for you pay a little every week, and use the clothes while you pay. -With Easter only i few days off. I'm going to get ac auainted with Cherry's plan myself. If a foolish to, wait and skimp and work , getting together the cash -price of a suit when Cherry's make It alt no mpl, And they're open for fellows you uu oaturaay nln" Adv. v..- Japan May Give Golfer Such as Its TennisStar The time may not be far off when Japan will produce a golf champion, as formidable on the Unas as Kn mage on the tennis conrts. The ffo klo Golf and Country club is a flour ishing Institution with several bun s' red members, one of the founders being Hyoso Asano, managing direc tor of the Toyo Klsen Kaisha, and a director of the Asano Shipbuilding company. Asano was educated at Harvard, and is an enthusiastic golfer. He was recently elected a member of the Lakeside Golf club of San Francis co. KoJI l'amada, the crack billiard player, has been eonstautly prac ticing on the links, and promises to develop Into a fine golfer, his only regret being that he cannot use a cue on the greens. ACTION OF CONGRESS WELCOME Shooting Season in United States and Canada Will Be Regulated by the Authorities. THE favorable action of the house committee on foreign affairs on the bill enabling the migratory bird treatv wiin ureat Britain to be put Into ef fect is welcome. Too Many Sportsmen This measure has already passed the senate. Favorable action In the house Indi cated by the committee's report, will submit for executive approval this final phase of one of the most important, pos sibly the roost important, undertaking for wild life conservation put forward on this continent. Connecticut Closed Once the measure is law the migra tory birds of North America will be protected on their annual fltghts through Canada and the United States. Shooting seasons will be regulated by I the Federal authorities, the state au-! thorities co-operating, according to gen eral conditions, rather than the local desire or whim of the various states. There will be no open season for ducks in Connecticut,' say, while New xora, across the Sound, has a closed season. Regulation of shooting will be by cone. There will be no shootlne- during mut ing seasons. Non-game birds will have thorough and complete protection. me advantage of this is not alone in the conservation of bird life. There will accrue to the country a tremendous advantage economically by reason of wie wont or the birds permitted to live. some varieties of game birds and most varieties of non-game birus are destroyers of noxious insects, bugs and oeeues, ana narmrul rodents, or are eaters of weed seeds. These birds will protect and aid the farmers by their forays on plant lice, fruit scale, the bool weevil, the gypsy moth, grasshop pers, the canker worm, mosauitoes. flies, rats, field mice and weeds in gen eral. Crops and trees worth dollars will be saved by the energy of the feathered friends of the nation. In turn, some of them will exact of the farmer or gardener a little of his ripe fruit, but the damage they do In this respect win be almost negligible com parea wiui me total of the aid they give. Was Long Fight It has been a long and hard fieht this one which is now nearing comple tion. The idea originated with the American Game Protective association. which worked for and had passed the original migratory bird law. This was extended to apply to Canada under Britain and the United States, so that the protection for bird lire will be con- tlnent-wlae. The project has been suDDorted bv the National Association of Audobon so- cleities and the more liberal state offi cials and sportsmen of the nation, who nave recognizee mat conflict of state authority and local privileges or jeal ousies were fast destroying one of the continent s greatest assets. Beaumont Will Get ,- No Texas Baseball At a conference of Texas league club magnates neia in ort Worth sauaiac tory arrangements were made for Beau mont to lie idle again the coming sea son. and the six-club circuit that fin Ished the 1917 season will be continued. The season win start April 10 and con tinue through Labor day. The league announces that to cover the war tax on admissions "the bleacher prices will be Increased to SO cents and grandstand prices to 56 cents, that covering the I tax. Box seats will call for an addl - i tlonal 30 cents over the grandstand e Tumi ii mmm, T , " HEA7IES BETTER NOW THAN DURING MORRIS OUTCROP It Is Now Up to the Big Fellows to Keep the Game Going. New York, March 23. There is a bet ter class of heavyweights now before the fans' gaze than at any time since Jim -Jeffries was champion. At no time since Jeffries dropped out of sight through the application of one of Jack Johnson's uppercuts has there been such an effective crop of white heavies. The run of Carl Morrises and such has been dropped. A period of ex ceptional men seems to be on. Fred Fulton was the first exceptional man to appear in the heavyweight class' since Luther McCarty lost his life In a bout with Arthur Pelkey. And Just as Fulton's star reached a crest of fame. along came Jack Dempsey, a party who still is sticking up there as one of the best. The crop of heavyweights who blos somed out with the appearance of Carl Morris is gradually receding. They are now known as second-raters, not white hopes. Their ability now lies in assimi lation of punishment from the rising youngsters who seem likely to dominate the big class of men for some time. An uplift of the game through heavy weight channels is the thing for which pugilism has been suffering for a long time. Little fellows can fight, do their best just as long as they can, but the real life of boxing lies in the heavy' weights. If they fail to produce good bouts at every stage of the game and at all times, the game suffers. It is up to them to keep alive interest and to keep the game clean. Since John L. Sullivan put life and dollars in the business of fighting as a heavyweight there have been few cham- Dions. but then years ago there was sufficient keen competition to keep the heavyweights busy and the game up. May be it will be lifted back by the time means. Forest Grove High . Wins Championship Defeating the Hlllsboro high school basketball team by the score of 25 to 23 on the Portland Y. Tvl. C. A. floor Fri day night, the ForesKGrove high school five won the championship or Washing ton county for the 191S season. The game was close from start to finish. Troutman and O. Snyder were the stars for the Forest Grove quintet Line-up : Forest Grove (29). HUUboro 28). Humbert; F Carter Hor P Reflims Kirry O or Troutmsn ........O....... Schummerick O. Snyder O Stoffer A. Snyder Spare Keferee, uswley. West Point Basketers ' Elect West Point, N. T.. March 23. (I. N. S.) Gorman L. Hahn. cadet of Wis consin, today is the newly elected cap tain of the army basketball team for next year. Frederick B. Butler of California has been selected to man- aara t it am TTshn im nf tha 1930 l class and plays forward on the basket I shooters team and, hall back on the . . . i l tt$ x fo- j i That Little Bit H !t fc, -ilki Of Can Will Put .JSl Coin in U. S. Pot hfc.: :! !MM3?V, When the little can that decorates the table at the weekly luncheons of the officers and members of the Fort land Gna club Is so fall that not an other penny can be Jammed Into It, the money will be vied to purchase "War Savings Stamps. The stamps will go to the high shooter in a handicap event, which will be held on the day that the can Is filled. The can, it Is believed, will hold about $S9. FEWER PLAYERS WILL BE TAKEN ON ROAD TRIPS Railroad Restrictions Under. Gov ernment Management Puts Ki bosh on Travel de Luxe. New Tork. March 23. (I. N. S.) Railroad restrictions under government management are going to put the old kibosh on travel . de luxe for major league ball clubs this real Many of the luxuries of travel for merly enjoyed by the big league stars will be noticeable by their absence, and expenses are to be trimmed by club owners in other ways. For one thing, major league clubs. or at least a big majority of them, will carry fewer players than hereto fore. Fifteen or sixteen men will be the average limit, with the manager, the club secretary and the scribes. Players who have lolled in lower berths in other years will have to clam ber into uppers this summer, and some of the left-handed writers are wonder ing how it will feel to sleep on the roof of a Pullman. Two catchers, four or five pitchers, four infielders, three outfielders and a utility player will be the personnel of the average club on the road. If one of the regulars is Injured the man ager will get along as best he can until he can wire back home for another man. Instead of carrying werr-rilled steamer trunks the players will have to be con tent with a fireproof suit case. Several firms are manufacturing uniform cases of light steel. Street cars, instead of taxicabs, will be the rule, and owing to the activities of Herbert Hoover the champion grub destroyers In the big league will find themselves facing war time menus. While a majority of the club owners expect little or no trouble in making road trips, travel will undoubtedly be slower. After "a season . of it If the managers find that, they can get along with fewer men look out lor a general reduction in player limits. Old American Champ Exercises at Sport Joe Donoghue, the famous American world's champion speed skater 30 years ago. Is one of those, wise athletes . who keeps up the sport in which he mad his fame; as a recreation. - Throughout this winter he has had plenty of exercise- at his favorite sport. He Is in the law department of tha ' Third . Avenue railroad la New Tork. : ' ' a '.u a j or, c jB bl .uiai.m : Some of the members of the Supple ic Ballin team of the Columbla Willamelte Shipbuilders' Baseball league. From left to right in the picture they are: Top row Fred Garner, Abbott, Rcbbein, Zweifel, 'Brown, Jones and Herb Ballin, manager. Lower row Denny Williams, former O. A. C. outfielder; Mason, Pryer and Rogers, veteran league catcher, who will act as eoach. lie low on the left is Abbott running a drill and on the right is Rcbbein fitting one of the portholes on a gov ernment vessel. YALE MIND GOES BACK TO HALCYON DAYS OF VICTORY Alumni Weekly Recalls Day When Blue Waved in Athletic Triumph. It is somewhat significant that the Tale Alumni Weekly in a recent issue should have harked back to the halcyon days of her athletic glory. The thought that produced the reminiscences un doubtedly contemplated with sadness the role the Blue has been taking In athletics recently, and the added fact that Tale's leadership In the collegiate world had passed, never to be regained. In the old days New Haven was the Potsdam of the college athletic councils and the Blue's warriors the Prussians in intercollegiate competition. Careful training, a well-devised system, hard work and harmony in the staff were ail contributing causes to, the monotony of victories over narvara ana rruiceioo in the '90s. It was almost the same ot gridiron, diamond, track and water the Blue waved triumphant and su preme. ' Occasionally there was a hiatus in these - victories of. -Tale's golden age. A Poe (Edgar Allen), a Trenchard and Cochran at Princeton would break the chain of -victories, or a Cummock, Dib bles and 'Campbell would arise .out of Cambridge . and lead an unbeatable eleven against the New Haven phalanx. But these we're the exceptions that proved the rule of Tale's title to ath letic leadership won in the days before the writer, who now adverts to them, was born, if he is an undergraduate. Sic transit gloria raundi. Three Colleges Are Against Paid Coach It Is said that when Harvard's con tracts with professional coaches expire they will not be renewed a policy al ready adopted by Princeton, while Tale has few paid ' athletic instructors now In the university. It la not Improbable tnat Harvard,. iTlnceton.- and Yale au thorities '-will -commit - themselves event ually to the .unpaid : graduate coach idea,-If, Indeed, such an understanding' nas jioi already- oeen reacnea. . . Harnden Will Meet Champ of Wyoming BelHngham. March 23. (I. N. S.) Milton Harnden, lightweight champion wrestler, will defend his title against Logan Champ, of Wyoming, here on the evening of March 30, it was announced today. It will be a pin fall match. Harnden declares he Is in the pink of condition and is doing ten miles a day on the road as a training stunt Wagner Has Made 109 Homers During 21 years as a player in the National league Hans Wagner of the Pittsburg team has cracked out a total of 100 home runs. aW ameer mi l f II TENTATIVE LIST of events for the northwest military and open indoor track and ce Palace, Friday, April 2G, Dunne, chairman of the program committee. m 4, Dunne will submit the list of events to the executive committee meeting Tuesday afternoon in room 204 Northwestern Bank build ing. By that time it will be known whether or not any cvefit of the national junior indoor championships is available. Plans for putting the Ice Hippo drome in shape for tiie meet will be discussed at Tuesday's meeting. An effort Is being made to have the Hippodrome surveyed before the meeting so that distance around the rink can be determined. The schedule of events is as fol lows : Military Grenade throwing. Gas mask relay, 440 yards. Medicine ball team race. Equipment relay race, 440 yards. Open 70 yard dash. 220 yard dash. 440 yard run. SS0 yard run. Mile run. 70 yard high hurdles. 70 yard low hurdles. High Jump. Shotput. Mile relay. Grammar Half mile relay. Acidemia Half mile relay. One or two other academic events may be staged, depending on the rivalry between the school athletes in the Columbia university indoor meet. Coach Joseph A. Plpal of the Oregon Agricultural college, who was a visitor here yesterday, announced that his athletes are anxious to compete in the local meet "They are anxious to get a line on the events that will be staged so they will be able to get in condition," said Plpal. win Use "Drive" Methods Under the present seating arrange ments In the Ice Hippodrome, be tween 6000 and 7000 people can be taken care of. Chairman . Spangler is planning to dispose of the tickets on a drive similar to the Red Cross, Knights of Columbia and other drives. PLANS FOR SHOW OF BOW-WOWS TO BE FORMULATED Local Club Officials Will Confer With Officers of Red Star About Coming Event. Plans for a bench show for the bene fit of the Red Star will be formulated some time this week, when the officers of the Oregon Field Trials club and the Portland Kennel club meet with the members of the Oregon branch of the Red Star. Mrs. L. M. Shepherd is acting secre tary of the Oregon branch of the Red Star an organization . formed to raise funds and to provide comfort for the animals which are. aiding in the fight for liberty. Other members of the Red Star are: Frank Creasey, J. W. Ladd, Frank W. Watkins, K. A. Wilde and Dr A. Welch Smith. Dick Carlon, secretary of the Oregon Field Trials club, announced that the actual handling of the meet will fall upon the officials of the Red Star, the Portland Kennel club and the Fields Trials club to lend what assistance they can. It is proposed to hold the show In The Auditorium in the near future. Far Western Meet In Los Angeles Far Western track and field cham pionships will be held in Los Angeles next fall in conjunction with a fair which will run two weeks. The entire receipts will be given to the Red Cross fund. 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IW Pafcaf fWfc fcccM U Frtth mi Osaa aW Gee A b sot Rui Crmitly auW tki PrMtctiom Seal Established 1831 field carnival to be staged ip tht has been arranged by 1 . Morns Fred Mitchell And Alex Boost Holly as 'King'. Charley Hollorher 1 the great est yonng ballplayer he ever saw go to the major leagnps. The man who Is responsible for the foregoing sentiment Is bobs other thun Fred Mitchell, manager of tht Chicago Cabx, now training at Fata dena. The expression wan mad la a talk between BUI r'luher. manager of the Portland club, anil JUItrhel! the other day. and It was brought north la a letter received by Jndga MeCredle from hi manager. " i; rover Alexander, who teamed, with Dave Itanrroft, also an ex-Port, land nhortttup, thinks Hollorher tha greatest young shortstop he ever n, BrrurniUK Id llSltmtlll B made at Pasadena. ;l J. M'GRAW COUNTING ON DOYLE New York Manager Banking on Veteran to Fill Infield Gap; Not Foots u re. MliW YORK. March 23. (I. N. S.) Can Larry Dovle coma hrk v Can the veteran prodigal of the Giants hold down the second-baaing job aa Well as Charley llerzog did? ' ' Giant fans are deeply Interested in Doyle this spring, for much depends ' on his ability to round out the infield combination that was broken up when. Herzog was traded to the Boston Braves. . McGraw is banking strongly on Doyle, for Doyle must coma throueh if Nw- York is to have un experienced infield. ' mac nas several recruits who might be played at second, yet the team needs seasoned second baseman. The answer Is up to Doyle. McGraw proved it by selling Jimmy Smith to Boston. Traded to Cabs In the summer of 1916 Larry broke his leg sliding into a base. That was shortly after he was traded to the Cubs In the deal that brought Hunter, Jacob" son and Zimmerman into the Giant fold, and Larry was through for the rest of that Beason. ' Last spring, though the broken leg had mended, Doyle was not footsure, He favored the weak leg. and as a re sult his fielding and hitting were both affected. He did not go after hard-hit grass-cutters that he used to stop, and at the bat he lost effectiveness because he was Inclined to keep weight off tha injured leg. . But more than a year has paassd since the leg was broken and Larry1 feels sure of himself again. He says bis underpinning is just as good as aver and he is working bard to get into hii oia-time form, ;'. Pass Are Interested ' ?' The fact that Doyle hit better than .250 while, nursing an Injured lee ta a big point in favor of his chanca coming back strong with the bat, and his fielding should Improve, too. Hlsi attempt to stage a come-back will bff watched closely by Giant supporters aa well as rivals of McGraw's team. Detroit tlans to hold an Individual ten pin tournament among experts front ' 48 cities. . .5; .I; 7 ' it at at 1; yq - 1! bare carry it ia lOe, peach. 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