;THE, OREGON;; SUNDAY JOURNAL,. PORTJ-AND, : SUNDAY MORNING. MAY f 21, ' 1916.
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But Railroad Boys Delighted
Small Tads of Neighbor
' hood Which Is Something
OLD GRUDGES EVENED UP
TTaronth Weather Bourn and Beady
.Sxouee for Welders' Misfortunes
. ' Bat All's Well That Bnds Wall.
, It was real old-fashioned Baturday-afternoorr-at-the-croiia
roads baseball at
Columbia- park yesterday afternoon.
JTbe team ;w-ere" those ancient dia
mond enemies, the7 Fata and the Leans,
both., agglomerations having been re
cruited from the paid-up membership
of the Transportation rinh huh a
composed, of men who work for our
most down-trodden "corporations, the
railroads. ' .
However, there was nothlnr down-
the greensward yesterday.
It was near-athletics, but not very.
Big league scouts who saw the contest,
and whowere trying to conceal their
Identity, , were revealed In their true
light When they 'both fainted In the
second inning, and had to be carried
Weather In Tin Excuse. I
: Otherwise it was great baseball. De
cidedly otherwise. I
With thu anitl .Mtllno" nnw mA Mian
and the Oregon mist In prosreas the
rest of the afternoon, the program
progressed under difficulties,
Jhe mist affected the garde in sev
eral; ways. It got into the batters' eyes
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blgger-than-blgr league bat, many balls
Were missed.,
It also dampened the ball so that the
pitchers frequently missed the plate.
In some other way it affected the
players in the field so that they fre
quently mlseed the ball.
When the nun came out, however, the
pitcher pitched the ball straight, the
.batters hit the ball, and then the field-
Ildlllftlt V.r.11 un .Han 1lFAT1n.ll
it, so that the scorekeeper had tome-
To complete the array of baseball
suits, tennis uiis, and business suits,
umbrellas were decidedly in evidence,
ana one eninusmauc unutT ineu 10
Catch a fly ball in his rain-tent. He
misjudged it.
Monstrous Swatter Futile.
The unveiling of Tfl Jordan's Gar
gantuan bat was easily the feature of
the contest, and when it came gleam
ing out from its gay, tissuepaper wrap
pings, wild yells wont up from the as
sembled small boys of the neighbor
hood. They had never seen such a bat
before, and doubtless they never will
again. At the clone of the contest
they immediately confiscated it, with
irrlrtr wiM v 1 1 m
- Another hlghtide of emotional Inter
est, a a iioo i;ruiin, me w. k. ragtime
atyllsl of the Hpoit page would nay.
'was when a baiter clicked one into
.right and one of thu Fats scored from
third on a bicycle.
The teams lined up parttally as follows;-
. Fats ScliuMter, catcher; Houghton.
Wood, Wick, Lynch. McCormlck, Pretty
and Dlcknon, pitchers; Harvey and Mo-
Connell, first; ltoberts, second, Coch
ran, third; Blachoof and Forrester,
Short; linger and Lincoln, right; Klas
ler and Irwin, center; Maling, left.
Xieaas ratten ho Average.
: Ieans Irvine and McCIosky, catch
ers; Damert, Jordan, Wiggins, Rowland
and Miller, pitchers; Harlan and Cau
field, first; Lyman, second; Hallock
and Griffin, third; Jones and Rowan,
short;, Vaughn, left; McAllen, left;
Whitney, center; Vaughn, right.
All these players were playing at
one time That Is. all on each team
Were in the field simultaneously. An
actual count seemed to show that the
Fats, besides their advantage in at
mospheric displacement, slightly out
numbered their shadowy opponents.
V The score is being kept as much or
4 secret as possible.
Monument to "Johnny Applesoed."
Fort Wayne, Ind., May 20. A monu
ment in memory of John Chapman,
better known a.s "Johnny Appleseed,"
pioneer orchardlst of Indiana and
Ohio, was unveiled in Swlnney Park
bere.
: Will Open Centennial.
Pavennort. Iowa, May 20.- President
Wilson will press a button and for
mally open the celebration on June IS
attending the centennial anniversary of
the establishment of Fort Armstrong
Copettes "Wallop" !
Mystified Masher
FoUoewonea iKake Short Work of ZnOi
Tidnal Who Addresses Oae of Them
as "Ontey" on Chicago Street.
Chicago, May 20. "Hello. Cutey !
Ain't It pretty late for a nifty dame
like you to be out alone?"
Policewoman Theresa Johnson, heard
an expression that sounded very much
like the above when she passed Halsted
street on North avenue.
She turned and looked into the smil
ing face of Joseph T. Tragseiler.
"As I lire and breathe,' if it's not my
friend that I met at"
, At this instant Traveller's discourse
was Interrupted by a staggering blow
in the mouth. As the policewoman fol
lowed the first wallop with another U
the Jaw, her partner, Agnes Walsh,
came toiler assistance, and the two led
the mystified masher to a patrol box.
While one of the women was calling
for the wagon, John Madle, 1624 Cly
bourn avenue, attempted to assist Trag
seiler to escape.
A struggle ensued, but the police
women held both men until two police
men arrived.
. The pair of alleged flirts will appear
before Judge Sullivan in the East Chi
cago avenue court.
VILLA'S EXECUTIONER
IS NOW FACING DOSE
DOS AND CATS GET FREE RIDES IN AUTO
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Man Who Slew 1 B Americans
at Santa Ysabel Is Now
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Automobile of Oregon Humane society used in emergency calls for small pet animals.
Portland dogs are impatient. They
never know when they shall be taken
sick. Tney want the Oregon Humane
society to 'hurry and locate that animal
home somewhere. With the home lo
cated there will be facilities for taking
care of sick dogs, and cats, too. -But
this is not all. All sick dogs and all
unlicensed dogs and all stck cats will
get a free tide to the home in the so
ciety's automobile. The machine has
an upper and. lower berth compart
ment. Oats only are allowed on the
upper deck," Canines must take the
lower berth. The machine already has
answered many calls and when the
new home la going it is expected Chat
a great amount of service will be ren
dered, . .
Convict Left Gems w
j On Way! to Prison
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W. 2D. rrad Convicted of Misuse of
Kails Beads Diamonds to . Friend
Baying Ke Would XTot STeed Them.
Kinsas City, May 20. "Have you
some wrapping paper, Charley f; a
well dressed man asked ; Charles' J.
Murray, deputy United States district
clerk, today. The questioner removed
from his cravat a large diamond pin.
From, a ringer he took a ring with
two stones Just as large. lit placed
them carefully in a Jewel box.
"til not want these over there. he
smiled good nata redly. "When I get
out : I may need them. ; So here they
go by express to a friend.".
And W. D. Frad, Indicted to I3tt for
using the mails to defraud, .hastened
down the corridor to get his commit
ment to . begin an 18-month, sentence
in the federal prison at Leavenworth.
Kana. ,He had timed his arrive! and
reported at the last minute. . :
Fred and I. K. Trent were convicted
of conducting a lottery in ' townsites"
In Oklahoma. They appealed and lost;
The diamonds Frad consigned to a
friend were worth more than $2500.
Trees Used as State
Boundaries in Suit
Memphis. Tenii.. May 20. (U. P.)
Trees were used as witnesses in deter
mining the state line between Missis
sippi and Arkansas, during a bearing
before O. K. Jewell, special commis-
COUNCIL TO GIVE DANCE
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Betsy Boss drill team.
Betsy Ross council, Veiled "Ladles of
the. Enchanted Realm, a social organi
zation,' composed of the wivea daugh
ters and sifcters of Masons, will give
Its second dance of the season next
Tuesday night. May. 23. . at Multno
mah W. O. W. hall. East Sixth and
Bast Alder streets. Masons and friends
are invited.
The organisation is one quite recent
ly formed and is a slater lodge t the
Veiled Prophets of the Enchanted
Realm, the local organisation which
is kaown as the Jul Reasee Grotto, i
The team of guards will act a a re- J
ceptlon committee and appear la unl- S
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eloner of the United States supreme
court here. .
Arkansas has brought action against
Mississippi for a great island in the
Mississippi in 1848. Aged trees on the
Arkansas side proved that part of
the island to be the oldest. The trees
on the Mississippi side were all young,
indicating it to be 'made land.'" Tim
ber experts estimated some of the trees
are from 100 te ITS years old. Before-,
the-war steamboat pilots were among
the witnesses.
If the supreme court decides the
case in favor of Arkansas a big lumber
company will have possession of, 1600
acres of valuable timber. If the court
decides in favor of Mississippi, numer
ous persons, : mostly negroes, will gala
possession of the land and timber.
El Paso, Mar 20. (X N. S. Pablo
Lopes Is paying for some of the hor
rors he brought to Santa Tsabel and
Columbus.
Down In Chihuahua City they are
trying to get some information from
Villa's chief executioner before he
faces the firing squad. Lopes with'
out doubt wishes that he had been
killed or that he had died in the cave
where he dragged . himself shot
through both legs. Por Pablo Lopez
has information that his captors want,
The Information about the location
and strength of his chieftain, Pancho
Villa, of course. But that is only
incidental. Most of all they want the
secret of where Pablo Lopee hid the
loot he has acquired In his bandit
years.
Consul Garcia in El Paso says that
in one cache alone Lopes has secreted
30 bags of gold dust worth $100,000.
They have ways of getting infor
mation of that sort in Mexico. The
Spaniards years ngo brought the les
son of the rack, the white hot brand
and other niceties of the Inquisition
Have Own XJttle Tortures.
To this the Indians added their lit
tle torture schemes. Blazing chips
Jabbed into superficial, knife stabs is
one. Flaying the soles of the feet
and splitting finger nails another.
But most efficacious is the ant
heap. This plan is credited to the
Taqui Indiana. It has been used
with great success.
The legendary industry of the ant
has not been dulled In his Mexican
relations. So, when information real
ly is wanted, the subject is taken to
the nearest ant heap. There he is
stripped and "staked out." "Staking
out" is a process in which the victim
is laid flat on his back with his
hands and feet stretched out at full
ngth and held there with ropes and
pegs.
The ants are indignant at this dis
turbance. Also they are hungry. Usu
ally the victim decides to speak with
in five minutes. He can be left on
the heap 10 minutes with compara
tive safety. Twenty minutes will
make the torture acute.' Usually half
an hour is fatal. The ants work their
way into the ears or nostrils and
penetrate the brain. In, 24 hours
only the skeleton would remain.
Ijopes Slaughtered Americans.
A friendly trainman brought the
news to El Paso of arrival of Pablo
Lopez, wounded and weak in Chihua
hua. The trainman, who knew him,
spoke to Lopez.
"I do not fear their firing squad,"
said Lopes, wearily. "I have been ex
pecting to die, anyway. But they think
I have gold hidden away. And they
will try to find out where it is. I do
not care to tell them anything."
Half an hour later he was taken
into the big penitentiary on outskirts
of Chihuahua City. There are cellars
and sub-cellars in Chihuahua peniten
tiary, and there are ant-heaps every
where in Mexico.
Pablo Lopes eerrled out Pancho Vil
la's orders when he stopped the train
at Santa Tsabel and slaughtered Wat
son and 17 other Americans. Pablo
Lopes also rode in the massacre at Columbus.
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Boy Dodges Pair of Footpads
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Saves His First Real Coin
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KKA TEflKt Airier nt refit son of A. B.
P.nrt.tt nnit a froshmnn At Washing
ton high sch&ol. had two first experi
ences Tuesday night which he is not
likely to forget.
Fxr the nrst time in his lire ne
carried about with him $12 in real
money. For the first time In his life
Via nra thA victim of hnlrlnn men If
I he had not disobeyed the injunctions
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Three sixes. 35o, 60c and $1.00. - -
of his parents for the first time in
his life, to ride home from downtown
instead of walking after it was dark,
the affair would not have happened.
Donald is a good deal of a hustler
and a busy young man. As soon as
school was out he delivered at a resi
dence in St. Johns a bicycle,"" and re
ceived $12 in payment for it. On his
return from this trip he had to de
liver a Journal route. Following this
he had to take part in his gymna
sium exercises of the Junior members
of the T. M. a, A. and to play In a
match game of basketball in the eve
ning. It was 9 o'clock before he was
able to start home. ' Instead of riding
he, with his boy companion, Donald
Hood, of Fourteenth and Yamhill
streets, decided to walk and save
carfare.
As they were passing the East Mor
rison street depot, Donald noticed
two men coming toward him. One
made a grab for him. He took him
roughly by the shoulder and tried to
get at his pockets. ' The second man
did not Interfere. JDue to his agility
and suppleness, . Donald managed to
make a twist and get away from the
holdup man, and his ability to run
faster and toward a number of people
who wero coming west on Morrison
street saved him the money he had in
bis pocket and further harm.
Donald Hood- made his escape. The
next afternoon his experience came In
the form of seeing a man attempt to
rob an apartment at Bast Fourteenth
and Yamhill streets, going to the po
lice and . securing the arrest of the
robber. - . , . -
This Six-40 Seven-Passenger Chalmers $1450 Detroit7
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$9,000,000 of these Six-40 Chalmers have been "bought by persons who had intended paying $2,000 for a car
They took one look; were surprised a car of such size could
be obtained for the money; drove around 10 miles in her and
bought.
They laid down the astonishingly small sum of $1450 plus the
freight, and mentally noted a saying of $550.
" For the men who are driving the Six-40 Chalmers today are
the kind who have been thinking motor cars in terms of $2,000.
They have had more surprises than the price, too. They have
found the Six-40 Chalmers to possess more room than any seven
passenger car of the day under $2500. v
Most persons axe pretty particular about room. I do not know
just how to express the ROOM in this car.
Dimensions in inches do not tell the story. 1 simply spell the
word in capital letters. Then you find later I hare understated
the case.
Surprise No. 8 that wul stir your emotions is the great big
subject of color options. "
Now in these days when most cars resemble hearses in their
soberness, or the ''back drop" in a new musical comedy in their
color excitement, here comes something refreshing.
You can get a Six-40 Chalmers in any of these colors :
Oriford maroon or Valentine green with hoods to match.
Meteor blue with black hood. "
Just think that oyer. -And remember this is the only car under
$2,000, so far as I have ever learned, that provides for you a color
range like this.
Colors are getting just. a little more important every day. I
ind most men, and particularly most women, have their own
ideas about color just like the decorations in a library or a living
room.
Now there's one more big item about the Six-40 Chalmers.
It's too bad I cah't set that down as Surprise No. 4.
Some secrets cannot be kept. Nearly everyone knows what a
fine beast she is on the road. She certainly can perform.
They know that her real name is Six-40 Performance Chalmers.
She has a reputation on a hill like Caesar had with his armies.
She has a reputation for responsiveness that every traffic cop
in America is well aware ot
She has, like a great baseball pitcher, "everything on the ball. "
She is good at low speeds, good at high speeds, good on the hill,
good .on the long march, good on the short hauL
She's a fine animal. As fine as any you'll ever run across in
10 parasangs. s
I drive her myself. She's my preference. But the big thing,
of course, is that men with clear minds and rare judgment have
laid down $9,000,000 on her. If you are wise you'll never question
success -a success like the Six-40 Chalmers.
Ask me .about Chalmers service inspection coupons, negotiable
at all Chalmers dealers everywhere. This system is a most impor
tant consideration in buying your car.
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Broadway at Burnside Street, Portland -
sasche-Sage Hardware Co., Baker.
George Clanfield, Dallas, Or. f'
E. R. Feller, Donald, Or.
Independent Garage, Keppner, Or.
Fred S. Ashley. Enterpm..
M. A. Rickard, Corvallis, Or
F. H. Gaulke. Joseph. Or.
Pacific Auto Co., Eugene, Orv
Gorst & King, North lend. Or.
l c imith, La Grande, Or.
S. G. Hughes, Forest Grove, Or. A. W. Walker, Medford. Or. . 1 A. E, Kent, Roseburg; Or. -
TV E. Hulery, Atoro, Of. " , , ;. ' ' Johnston & Wilerton, The Dalles, Or. - L. B. Larson,; South Bend, Wash.
Halvorsea & Burns, Salem, Qr
Virgil Conn, Paisley, Or. ,v
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