THE OREGON SUNDAY JOURNAL, PORTLAND, SUNDAY -MORNING, MARCH ; 23, 1916. Feverb That Bloom : In-: ; s . r Spring 13 By Woods Hutchinson, 'M, D. WT SEEMS painfully Ironic thatrthe : I innroii-h at th fairest- - and most 1 charming season of the year, spring, tould be heralded by the fiercest out- j .break and -widest spread of diseases- of i , any month In tha Calendar year.. - . ' Not only does every country doctorj t well know that bis heaviest, profes sional work, his longest rides and his shortest snatches of sleep Invariably i come Just at the . ? period when the -spring: thaw has dropped the bottom nut at the country roads, but the very VRnmAn , nm In our calendar of the I , nnntt vhirh. at Mediterranean, lati tudes, corresponds to this dread period Is February, the month of fSTers thi febrile' month - And,-of course." it has been a classic; canon of pathetlcc-roraantic literature that the wan and wasted victims of the ftreat White - PUtue- - struggle throurh the winter to fall and fade i : with the coming of the spring flowers. . " ... -." ' For- onfie the - findings - of 'modem i - science and vital statistics firmly and i unmistakably support an ancient pop- ular impression. Not only does ' the 's-eneral death rate ' In almost every h ritv and countrv of the temDerate sone i t ",'-. mount steadily . from its lowest , point :'- In July up to. its climax, In March or) early April, but the same steady and , fat! rise is found in their curve when irs map out the ravages of most of our serious infectious diseases. ,.; - ' This Is rather surprising, for while : 'it seems natural and proper enough that, there should be an increase In the! coughs, colds snd consumption group of diseases which are supposed, to have s - to do with chills.- exposures and wet U feet at this most trying snd chahge ' ? able season of the year, there does not ' y -. appear, on the surface, any good reason why diseases like scarlet feverdiph I . theria. measles and whooping cough. which are pure infections and are notj SHDDOsed to have anything particularly! to do with the weather. should also . ; reach, their high ' water mark in , the nrtnr. - - ' ', t ' -. . : t But the same cause really underlies "tf-thls Increase in deadliness of all these - widely different diseases, though that . cause is not tns cbangeame spring westher. .-- . . . . . Trying, undoubtedly, as the erratic weather of the approach of spring ia. with Its delicious spells of relaxing warmth and - - their .accompanying; "spring fever," followed by sudden and if shivering relapses into winter with six ' Inches of snow on the ground, it is not ? the jnera violence of its vibrations that , , tlays the chief part in throwing our - human hares out of tune. - Variety is the very breath of life to! un. we thrive on sudden changes of C: temoerature. and almost anything in Xlthe way of weather,: short of 'the vilest. . J' ia better than monotony or stagnation. ." it is not the March weather we suf- fer from In March; but the December and January and February weather. .:. which has - then piled u its effects upon us to the breaking point." In other I words, we are sick1 in "March, not.be- . cause it is Marh. but because it is the month that follows January and Feb ruary. ,,. - . -.. ... ' If we could suddenly put July in its -: i place, weather and all, we would suf- . . J f er Just the same, though probably not Quite so severely because ;re could vVtv the otten air cure and enjoy It. r ,, The deaths and diseases: and' break--w downs of early ; spring - are tied up there ' by the accumulated strain of . four months or .winter s cow Keeping us prisoners in our houses, sealing up r doors and wlndowavstewing in our own 5 H breaths, with . unlimited swapping of . ' disease germs backward and forward ' ; under hothouse-conditions, ..... , ,: .1- .. In - most cellmates Vf oo rV months of winter gloom and 1 Smoke.' cloud and fog. cutting the hours of sunshine of the short winter day down to 40 per cent of , ; the summer and fall average. Every thing fades in the. dark, except disease . germs and other molds and slimes. x - . So don't be afraid of the blustering v; i spring weather. It is the best antidote r and cure there ' is tor t the piled , up . poisons in your, system and biliousness and dark brown taste in the mouth of " rT; your long winter imprisonment.--; By a curiously similar mistaken logic . ;the Romans used to blame the fickle weather of the early spring unjustly . and accuse it of causing malaria "The - sun of March that breedetb agues." as ,' Virgil phrased it. . , r C . '.. . . . " . It genial warmth did. not "breed ; malaria in the human body, but it did -WX-thaw out the early mosquito and -en courage it to fly abroad and bite, . ' Indeed, It is probable that quite ' ! share of the bad reputation of Febnit ; ary as the fever month, in classic r times, was due to .malaria, spread by ji .Jtha early birds of the mosquito family, " .i who were extremely hardy and would - eagerly take a chance almost any time that - the mercury rose ten degrees - above xreesmg. . . ,s- ,.-' . ; r And it is possible .that our famous "spring fever" tradition had Its origin - .: in malaria, ana the stretchy, yawninc good-for-nothing sensations that come -wtth it. ..".-. ? Dnunzib's Works j: rMay Teel .the'-"Ban Coagregatloa or Zsdex OTsjeots to Xe-1 ligious and TUlosophioai Zxxors' Ueged. to Have- Beea - Touad. - Rome, -March llj CBy Hail TJ.i P. According to well 'Informed Vatican I circles r the 'Congregation-, of the In l dez has lust prepared a iban of in- - terdictton against all the recent works Of Gabriele rrAnnunzio. one of Italy's ' greatest modern, poets, novelists, - dramatists and, it might even be said, probably' her greatest modern patriot. . The publication of the, decree is ex- pected to arouse one of the stormiest . affairs of modern Italian Ufa . since - the separation of the.. Vatican and the QulrlnaJ. . K , .. rrAnnunslo s rr- poetry during th Tripoli war, singing ihe glory of -Juu lsn arms, , aroused all l IUty-to a verl- table - f rensy of appreciation and ' ad miration. , Even : this .was outdone 1 . v when early in the present war IT An--1 nunio made himself the champion olU . Italy's entrance and both by pen ad e voice worked -day and -.night with all 1 r. the genius at his command until Italy I I in ally .got in. ! , 1 -' v it is unaersiooa tne Dan win an- ' nounce "that the 'writings possess re- . -ligious And philosophical errors: that '.there is 1n them a grand mixture of . sacred and profane words and sacred . ana proiane weas; tnat there is re ' pented abuse both of. biblical words and biblical images, - and that above all , they are profoundly - irreverent ;to- such a degree as greaur-t dis turb the. mind of any Catholic reader. ? It is not - expected- that jyAiinun usio .will take- the ban. f condemna tion With a great degree: of serious . ness. ; t 4. . The "sneaxewood" free -'of South America, so calUd becVose dust made oy sawing the wood, has the effect -or snurr, -never is touched' by insects D EAR STORY LADY?, " ' - I wish that you would please ' tell me the. story of the "Hus-. band Who Was to Mind the Housed, ! like, your stories very much. . 1. would like to see this - storv soon. Yours' truy,' , CHARLES REED. ; ' By GEORGENE FAULKNER iNCE - upon a time there was a r man-i who was i 'so' JIl--. ; tempered and crosr- , that he was always 1 scolding " his wife.- Whatever she did,- .-. it was' always v the J wrong 'thin . . Vj " One evening during the haying time he came some . more .; m-temperea tnan,. ever, and said, You do not i know; what: hard work Is. Here am I working an the long day oiit under the hot san? andall you have to' do is to mind the hbuse.'v . . . Well, do not be $0 - angry, my good man," said the woman. - 'Tomorrow I will . change plafts with you!. ; t will go out with. the mowers and mow the field and you shall stay at home and mind the hpuse." So early the next morning the woman took he scythe over her shouider and start ed out to the field to work with the reapers tojVieft the man --'tof do theworkjlnrthe, house. ' ;' ,v ' ' - :-' Firsf of alt he started to churn the but ter, but when he had churned a little while he became vey thirsty, and so he went down in the cellar to draw some ale, and he had just taken the spigot out of the bar- rel when he heard overhead -the crnntinc of the pig. ' So', with spigot In his. hind hts rusnea upstairs as last as ne couia go, ana tltfxe, sure enough, was the pig, rhntmg nl flrrnntinff in f rrim frts fh n? rT haH aii vs uuuu i kuv vi Vfuug aa y & sw knocked over the churn and was wallowing in the cream, which was aa over the floor, j- Then the man was so ansrry that be rushed at the pig as hard as he could. But when he" looked dowa at his hand and realized that he was holding on to the spigot of the ale barrel he ran a fast as he' KCTBaifWKApilY i-f sr valuer -' ALL RIGHTS JUSDtfEM . m6 to diaJsp j oo Veil begin by drawing ihis ' ' P ll ll . '-creature.:- G); , ''''-f W1- i " ' - Q : 'j i ; , ' . ' - - ' - X ' i : : .-:?,' ouid d6wn cellar, and to : his horror he - jMoa.ldiScirered "thii,eVery;drop tlehad;. run out of the barrel upon the,floor - ,The.n he -.went - into' thdair: id found ; . enough cream to fill the chorn aainssof heu went to Aork - and churned ;as fast as he? U Jmwi-. , AkHi4 lei !''' could, for they must have butter for their . dinner, After he had churned for awhile he sud- denly remembered that the cow had -pot had , - any water and was still shut up in. the stable without anything to eat. He surfed ftfr JhewUl ,' have -nd.tutter for today, but I must stable and then lie said: we gent j k U ;picturel 1 u rr I a vrir V V I V iv fv l INI A VI fiJL.I lu, A V a 7x I v-n So this U tfre way "Oh there is the baby crawling about: on the floor,' and if 1 leate the churn here the baby might upset it! SO I must take it with me." Then' hi 4Fsteiie4: the 'chani upon hi back cbwSv WeZwent to "draw Some water from the 'J- J,' iVi1:-" 'll '2' ' i I it- a .''' well, but some way the bucket stuck, and: the man was so very, impatient to 'find out-, what was the matter that he leaned far over the , well, wt ent ker-snlashl the cream ran qut of the bucket and down into the wellY ' "Welll.'skid :the angry -man. h Now, we take care -of the cow So he drew np the haturIcd tKe, -mans vpsidQdo 1 " , S ' she 'cried' angrily. bucket of water and took i( to the cow, and thenyhe sawthaf it was getting so late that :he ould notvdrive the cow to the pasture, and he said,.! know what. 1 -win - do;- there -is quite a crop of hay that has not been cut from our thatched roof. I will get a plank anddrive the cow over onto the roof to graze." y. ; ; .Then the man took a long, strong rope nd : tieing it about the cow's" neck, . he , thnw one end 'down the chimney and tied the other end about his own waist, and he. begn to grind the oatmeal and prepare the Next". we 11 -add, some more.. s ,. . 'pen '.strbhes; like tKls'.; . .r. J '. V- ". i ' -' . . porridge. But while he was hardest it the cow suddenly lost ber balance' and felt from the rcfai3das : she;feU she" dragged the -inaitnp'r.taeihiiime. . - Now.'an this time the good woman had ; been working hard In the fields, but as the sun was high in the sky she thought it very strange that her. husband : did not call the men fordinnerAt last jshe thought she had waited'long. enough,, so she . ran for , home as ast i as she could go. 'Suddenly she heard the cow lowing loudly j in " its f right,"Woo-bo-oo-ool And a ' us thja. .. 00!" and-when she .came near the house 'there she-saw the poor beast dangling from the. roof. So she rushed to the rescue with x her. scythe and cut down the cow, but,sof course, as soon as-she cut Ihe rope down her husband. fell ; hed first "crash 1" right . intothe pot of porridge, the pot was ibroken 1 and the pprridge'pjlled all over the fioorV ' And when the frightened woman , ran into, the house there was her.husband covered with -porridge and -blood, while on the floor was a poor of cream and the dead pig, while the poor baby was 'creeping about' in ail this confusion howling lustily. ( When the woman saw all this she be came very angry. "So this is th$way you mind the house, is it? While I ani busily working in the fields, here "you ire, Mr. Cook, Mr. Shepherd, Mr. Housekeepert Where is your butter? Where-iihe aler Where is the , pig? Where' i$ f be cow?. And where is our dinner V)S?ot your fault" that tour poor ; nabv 'is' not deadr tool? r Artd the husband went yery meekly back; - to ms worrm tne news, . -. .sa A Curious French Custom. In certain .villages of Herault, a province - of France, a curious and touching custom has growiiiUp? since the treat war beean. The villagers, write upon the doors of their bouses the names of any members of their families: who, are fighting for the defense of their native land, and after each name they set down the gloriouS'or tragic details of what has happened to these loved ones at the front. There you learn that the son of the house is wounded and a prisoner, there that the father has been decorated, and a litle further on that the son-in-law has been killed. , Upon one door a passer-by found this eloquent and pathetic inscription: - "Jean -Mestre, my husband, has been mentioned for gallantry in army or.defs. The past is no more. I forgive him. May be-come home againt, 1 will welcome him with open arms." f By CHARLES A OGDEN tew Tnore lines 5ives Japanese; .ris picture' I or worms.. : , .. ... . t . ' , ' - i t . J: - . ,