THE OREGON DAILY 1 JOURNAL; PORTLAND, SATURDAY MARCH 25, 1916. I . .. I ' I ij k I A l pj U J VJ IX IN Ml aw is dependent wewspapeb. j s ' jackson Pnauaba ;h.i.hd W day ai. d ! loxrrpt sandar fteroooD). t Tn jotfnii I y" Patu Gr.nd at tn. poMofrx. t porttd. or., tor I iruumiflctoa tfeieaxb tb second 1 riM matter. ... v - ; ; hl.KFUONES Main T173: Home. A-005I. ,AU dt-partmrnta mclirt) tr thrv oambera. Tell i ib operator, wat department yo wat. j obejgm awvkbtisi.no BEFBKSENTATiTs f njamia -Ksstaor Co, Brenawiek Wdg.. , SS2S, Fifth Ar K - York I jrwapm m t lit Bid.. CUnfOi Rebacriptioo trrms hjr mail or to enr ad- j fee la tit united Start or m'xico: -- BAU.T, IMOBMKO OR ATTERNOON) oj Jar.........3.0O OMBntk f -BO .. SUNDAY, me year.... ,...$2.60 One month...... $ .23 JA1LI (MOBXINC? OR AFTKBSOOS) AKD SUNDAY ti year. $7J0 On month. S -5 i America . aka nothing for herself bat wbt ib hM a riabt to ask for bnnmnlty itlf. . . WOODKOW WILSON. Vnilooa for dfra. bat not a cent for rttwta. CHARLEt C. PINCKNEV. ' afad wara oatror in one rear the irorka of mny jer of peace. , . franklin.. BIUVGIXG ON A REVOLT HERB are the Roots, the Roosevelts, the Butlers and the Penrose3 going to land in their plan of mak ing denunciation of Wilson's for eign policy the bat'tlecry of the campaign? I ; Mr. Roosevelt started the pro gram; He declared that the pres ident Is too fond of peace. ; Dr. Butler charged that the president resorts too much - to Swords' and too little to "action." I Senator Penrose shrieks for "a diplomacy backed by force." Senator Root denounced the president for a "policy of threat ening words without deeds." He Esid "our diplomacy has lost its authority and influence because we have been brave In words and irresolute in action." The plain purpose of these de nunciations Is to commit the Re publican party to a policy of war. All these manifestos are intended to ibe a trumpet call to the Re publiean party to mako Itself a party, of war rather than a party .of diplomacy and peace. -It Is a program of disaster. It maiy ?bring the Republican party i to another split like that of 1912. (It can lead only to party shlp- wrec.i'. ' How such a leadership will i divide and demoralize the party was " recently evidenced in the 1 house at Washington. There was ; a vote in that house on the issue i of supporting the president In his i resolve 'not to permitvany foreign nation to abridge American rights at sea The question as presented in the McLemore resolution was I tether the president should be vigorous in his foreign policy or ! be yielding. I 1 The country knows what hap-j i pened. ' In the voting, 102 Re-! i publican congressmen voted to be yielding, voted to abridge Ameri can rights at -sea. voted that the president should not bo vigorous; while only 93 voted for a more i aggressive policy -:, . The meaning of that voto is ! plain. If 102 Republican congresa- men ran to the rear on the very ; policy that the Roots and Roose i velts and Butlers and Penroses I are denouncing as "cowardly and ! impotent," many more Republican congressmen would, when brought ; face to face with the Issue, re-fuse to follow these leaders in their demand that the Republican party. shall appear as a party of war. ' . The Republican masses want 'peace: Just as the Democratic ' masses want peace. It is a guar- i antee : of the safety and prosper I Ity of this republic that its masses : in all parties oppose war. It simply means that if the war brigadiers insist on . making de 1 n.uneiaton of President Wilson's ! resistance -to the war spirit the "battle cry of Republicanism, they I will . drive thousands pf Repub licans out of the party; and bring i on one of the greatest revolts . the party '-organization has ever faced.- V An., exchange relates that Clar lnda . couldn't understand why everybody around the bridge, table laughed when she declared that she had been- Introduced to an Englishman ' who wore a i "mono lith" in. hia right eye: - - HENRIETTA MTXDT 1 RSV HENRIETTA: n MUNDT will be - mourned by count- less friends. She taught German - in . the Portland, public, schools for so many years that ; hundreds ' of . her : pupils are now. men and; women and all of them love - the memory : of their teacher, Mrs. -Mundt had. a prtva! Income besides, her., salary : as a teacher and she' spent , almost the .whole of :lt In good : works. But her charities were never paraded. Few - persons J '.'will, ever -.know , how much she gave' or how wisely sho bestowed It. - o ;-, She was beginning to grow old a ben she died but - her Intelll- W gence was as keen as ever and her interest In human affairs bad not r waned. She was a ' faithful attendant at the manr, lecture courses which have sprung np in Portland of late years, -She never missed a - good play or an opera. If all our people were as devoted 10 . tbe fine , things - of life as Mrs. Mundt was we should hare a bet- .ftrM , ... , l" worm., gne wa8 c . German parentage. as her name Indicates, and her J,r.Mn.tnl wer with fhA. fntW. w r iana m tne European war. .cut she was a lover of the human race and the woes of the bleeding world weighed heavily upon her spirit. Mrs. Mundt began to fall from the first days of the war. To all her friends it. was evident that grief was preying upon her . and, whatever the physicians may say, it will be hard to convince them that this sweet and beloved woman was not another victim of the great European horror. She had no faith! in a future life. So her waking on the shore where peace Is everlasting and love supreme must have been a Joyful surprise. It is all right to claim that children should be seen, not heard. But you can't help hear ing them when dad is working on their southern exposures with his number ten slipper. WITHERIXG VILLA N' OW when it is almost too late the country sees with grief that the wrong men have been sent to catch Villa. The regular troops do their best but they do- it with a certain chilL They lack patriotic fervor. They march and counter march and obey orders just as they would In pursuit of any other cutthroat and bo they fail to catch Villa. What is wanted in this heroic task is a patriotism so hot that it will send out vibrations across the Mexican mountains and deserts and wither Villa in his tracks. It is vibrations of incan descent patriotism that wo need in this dire emergency, not mere drums and trumpets and bayonets. .The question of the hour la rhere shall we find patriots hot enough for the great occasion? But really it is not a very dif ficult Question. They are to be seen all around us blazing like pillars of fire. There Is one at least in every jingo editorial sanc tum. All we need do is to collect these flame wrapt monuments and give them a leader and the Villa problem will be solved in two jerks of a lamb's tail. And need one ask who shall lead this editorial band? Who chould lead thembut our greatest patriot? We have one peerless star of patriotism, and only one. He has been secluded in a palmy island away down south, but he is home again. The Colonel is the man who can cave us1 from the grue some Villa. Let us give the Colonel a gal lant regiment of jingo editors and send him and his heroes down to Mexico. Somewhere In the sandy desert the mighty Colonel will tako bis stand at the head of his gifted troop. He will wave his sword and they will wave their pencils and all of them will vibrate. The waves of patriotism they emit will catch up with the abhorrent Villa wherever he may lurk and scorch him to ashes as he fires from Mount Pelee scorched the Inhabitants of St. Pierre. There is something withering in the mere presence of a jingo editor. Massed in solid array the warrior journalists would wither Villa in short order. The sooner we send them the better, for sev eral good reasons. For one thing. Villa is a good shot. Resumption of operations by the Oregon Lumber company whose mill at Hood River has a capacity of 180,000 feet per day, is another prosperity fact. There Is nothing the matter with - Oregon. THEY ALL GO A' RGUINO for a big army and navy the Detroit Free Press remarks that "Nations that neglect the arts of war and are not prepared to defend them selves are sooner or later obliter ated from the maps." This Is true. There is not' a particle of doubt about it. But.it Is only half the truth. To cover the whole ground the Free Press should have addod J that "nations which do not neglect tne arts or , war and which are prepared to defend themselves are sooner or later obliterated- from the" maps." All nations -are ob literated sooner or later. The peaceable and the warlike go the same road. "The paths of glory lead x. but to the grave" t and Uho paths of peace lead tkere-Just the same, though not quite so quickly. "The oldest nation in the world Just now Is China, which the lin goes are' Inclined to hold up ton us "as a horrible example. " It has never, been prepared to defend it self And It Lhaa svstemattr-nnv looted the arts of war but it has not been obliterated yet, though noubuess it , will be. sometime. While China has - plodded her lamblike wayj down the. centuries, warlike Macedonia, . Persia and Rome have risen and fallen.' She has; witnessed Charlemagne's - em? pire -bloom and fade. She has-seen the , Ottomans, the militaristic Huns, Tamerlane, ; Genghis Khan, and .Napoleon grow great and sink Into, insignificance.: Since China became "a mollycoddle Venice has sprang from the ; sea, ." gained 1m- V perial ;- power ' and lost it ' again. We might' cite a thousand such instances; t - So far as the duration of a ' na tion is concerned it , seems- to make , very - little difference whether It Is warlike or not. The military s- spirit provokes enemies, and therefore tends to shorten na tional . life, but otherwise . the course of social history, runs along without much rererence to armies udwari.v:V-::,;:.: What really "obliterates" na- tions is evil living. When a coun- lnto a consistent whole. The main try forsakes the simple life and purpose should, be to build np an plunges into luxury it begins; to efficient county organization recon decay,. ciline; the opposing forces of dis- Why the mighty silence in the governor's office on .the rgrant iV X f tZ iZ otne PubUc wn. abends upon to save 40 per cent of the glands members of county courts. If for tha Oreeon'i school fund? Ha.nl.. v . - .. . I fJfS1' anybody Imagine for a goyeraor wuum mi uu iuiger m i behalf of the Oregon school chll- t IN' A NUTSHELL T rtR rnnmnr of Alaska has been In Portland. He de- dares that Portland has as 1 good a chance to do business with Alaska as any other city. He said: Of course, we cannot patronize Portland so lon as there Is r.o i.imihfn linn nnt nf Portland to I Alaska R th future, so far as I AlaSKS ine lure, BO M our trade is concerned, rests largely wltn ine people or -orxiana mem-1 selves I . . ... ,, . . 1 1Q6 iraae OI Aiasna will pruD-i fthlv ae'zreerata 5100.000.000 this vear It was about lgO.000.000UwTHT a wocl wareh0UMT lac vC,r j 1 A well known expert on econ- omic life has said: h Transportation limits the territory tributary to the trade of any city, j Transportation determines the de-1 eommirmtv All this la aiomatic. It -needs nn nrnnr TV. tTd with AlftRba. we must have steamship lines to Alaska. The covernor of Alaska himself confirms it. For Alaska lno approacn or me sneep sneanng to exercise Influence In developing "eason ttaches apeclai interest to tho. rnnrcM nf Portland terrl- torv. there must be transportation to Alaska. It is all so patent that all that remains to be settled la. does Portland want the benefits to -come from a market whose trade is 100 millions a year? Portland's loss of the $300,000 extension of the American Can business with .a payroll of 400 employes, brought about because roruana naa no Aiassa steamsmp line, ought to be sufficient an- swer to the question. 1 nere is sun an occasional sam- pie specimen of the genus homo who, when he does not agree with what the newspaper says, declares It Is "glttln' a sub-Biddy" from somebody. , . , I SAMPLE PREPAREDNESS T 3E heart glows with sublime emotions as one reads of the efforts congressmen and sen- atora are making to get the country into a state of prepared ness. Some gentlemen are more zealous than others but to an ob servant eye it is pretty clear that all of them. Their patriotism takes a not unusual American form. It Is fat and greasy. If the Washington delegation has its will that state will have four schools for training officers Senator Jones modestly asks for both a military and naval acad emy, while Mr. Humphrey wants a naval academy and. Mr. Johnson a military academy. Mr, Raker, of California, -wants a "military and aviation academy." Mr. Stephens of California wants both a military and a naval academy. We suppose he would not object to taking pupils in aviation also at one of his institutions. Lewis, of Illinois, wants a naval academy on the paradisaical shores of Lake Michigan "in the city of Chicago." Williams, of j Illinois wants a military academy at some point in the state." Hayes, of California, wants an-1 other naval and aviation academy. Howell, of Utah, asks for both a military and an aviation academy. Overman, of North Carolina, wants an aviation school. Nelson, off Minnesota, wants a military acad-1 emy at Fort Snelling. And so It goes. When we are fully pre- not revealed. ' He . is told that 'your pared we shall evidently have wool is above the average In quality,' both naval and aviation schools and this Js the reason, and not the in every hamlet and, a military condition of the -market, which' war academy In every rural district, rants a rise of four cents above the Whatever else our statesmen may figure ' paid to Smith. . Smith . may iacK tneir scene ior ports is al - ways keen. : - . ; A Mexican- paper has been tern-j poraruy suppresses Dy government authorities for , sedlMoim nttov.l - tj W ' I 1 ances. But . the , government ial less tjartlcnlftr: nn th -wv: ROAD LAW REVISION MOVEMEKT has at; last been " launched In the direction of leiioiug. mo iuau itiam oi .Oregoni, It.' has .long -leen reanzea xnat our; roaa coae ls mi .X. - ' . . . need of correction. In many cases there are j points "of. conflict' and confusion, notably in the procedure for'" laying Out :ana locating. . V " There is alBO ar' growlng SentI - menv ia , ivur oi. .wins away wiiu the supervisor system and multl- riHcitv - of ' road districts trn -'--the a . - tf, A many-bosses there are, inefficiency and. waste and a lack Of standard- Iz'ed work: .- i . " ..';.."..'; ..--rv.: . It is contended that it would be J more Jn accord, with business prin- ciples' to centralize road work. in! per ton per month storage-and six per av roadmaster, who should be "' a n b money advanced until the practical man. not necessarily aobUgatio had been discharged- -trained engineer but one capable 'Tbls advantage taken of .Smith of planning and carrying out a comprehensive plan' of county Im provement. ,' . ' . . - , ' . Thfirft la a rarifoa.1 element which Is disposed to adopt an altogether -nA iom . - thA i more conservative ones are Inclined to tte ; Tlew thaf our present code j Iran h rtlnAd . amootned ont, at I the broken iointa and dovetailed trlct ti1 tnn-ntTr InterMtt. smi ft .iv'f..MM .ni Ann. hlghway ; improvement like aU they are Wposed of practical men ! who uninfluenced by local politics j w . . rtJ, Aart. k had I the'y are meii i or aurerent cnaracter ine nest pi laws will' yield bad roads, So In the last analysis the re- sponsibllity rests upon the tax payer .o " choose a businesslike county court. NOTHING THE MATTER WITH PORTLAND lit ever there waa a lone- felt want with 8tnrt& 71110101118, it waa that of the wool .ibIk In Portland, to aerre the wool jrowera of Oretron. No more lntereetlnc ar- ucie naa traced Tha Journal'a " Nothing the Matter With Portland" aeriea than No. 87. "uicu ifui miw ueureranca irom a oara aii- nation uu been brought to paaa. Wl What niche In the wool wortd 11 . . ws woo warenouse iiut i"ero lwo in ruruinG- oes tneir estaDiisnment here benefit the country wool grower? if thev Ao in what vf The foregoing interrogatories were addressed to W. u. Crowe, vice presi t 3 A J m - inanager 01 ine i-oruana n"B" company, wun 01 flce".ln the stock Exchange building, 11118 suect at tnis time, singular as " mfty aPPer. though there are 40. 00.000 pounds of wool accessible to PortIand. was not until a commercial organization In this city Prepared to advance the flockmaster funds on his shipments of wool, or t0 llde mm over an emergency. He couia not s1 money until he had sold ni W001 oumht- wool, grower mulcted. you ask wherein the wool grower iB benefited by the establishment of wooi warehouses V Mr. Crowe replied to the Questioner. "Let me state a condition which has heretofore obtained. "Wool buyers must be, first of all, wool experts. And they must be more than this. I will not saV thev must he conscienceless, as the asser tion would tend to place an unjust stigma upon them. Let it go at al leglng they are supposed to, procure the fleeces at the lowest price it Is TmaMiVtl tfl AhtAln th.m fnr "Mftmt n t them thft , terr;t0ry year after year and becom6 famlllar wlth the financial conditions of the grow ers. If they have not this informa tion, the landlord of the ' hotel or Lelgnbor9 wlll readiiy supply itT "Well, here is a grower shearing. say, 6000 pounds of wool. He Is with out funds to pay his shearers and to meet other necessary expenses. Per haps a creditor may be pressing him and he is in great perplexity. The wool buyer has been fnformed of the gentleman's distress, and he Is the one the representative of the eastern wool merchant or manufacturer picks out for a victim. The fleece may be actually worth, say, 21 cents a pound, bat he Is told that it Is inferior and not worth more than 16 or 17 cents. He Is crest-fallen and hesitates. The buyer tarta to walk away, but be fore . he is out of hearing the sheep- h""1 accepU Ms offer and thft deal THE PRICE IS ESTABLISHED. "The wool buyer is now fortified with a fact. Smith has sold his wool for 17 cents a pound. Smith was the weak man of .the neighborhood. He was forced to sell at whatever price was-offered, but this fact is not dis- I closed. Thus the price f wool in that community la 17 cents a pound, I Tha actual market value cuts no fig- J ure. t, perchance, a grower is found with funds sufficient to carry him through, and he is paid 21 cents a pound for .his wool crop, that fad !s 1 squirm and frown and .wonder how it haonens that his neighbor Jones' wool Is superior to his own, arid you may depend tipon it the buyer has a cargo 1 of reasons always on tap. . ' v - WAREHOUSE BENEFITS 1 ' "Here, then, is where the wool , h t. . grower Is benefited by the -existence. of a wool; warehouse company,, to which he, may ship his produet. -As! stated. ; Smith must have money at meet emergencies, H sign, an agree-J i mem .to uniy ms crop o ul ior ex- ample, and ton his 86000 worth of wooll I " . " we will advance mm. if he needs Jt, tsooo or'$3500r '"W have not: bought his wool It is simply consigned to our .warehouse1 to be sold: far . him at j any time, he -directs when," of course, j the. market is tnoat 'favorable.- For tne . caan .accommooanon ne . paya ; oa I six per cent interest and 25 cents per! I ton nV month - fo its- atora.tr until t .1.1- fci v. i.. corded jSmith befors : his-.. wool ilwaa1! "1ae .i: sold, he would have . received $80 ' .a gtne. Shall commence business when tonjnore for his rop'than was paid pt has - 2000 members' wih paid in him; by the eastern, buyer, nd from "hares of 825. ehharejto drawlj J this ,he would have paid us 25 cents could not,r of course, be taken of all sheepmen, , but suppose - half of them were caught In Mr. Smith's financial condition. If this should happen the growers of the 40.000,000 pounds of wool accessible to this city- would be jout - $$oo.ooo on one year's crop! This mony instead or remaining oa tne coast, would be transferred; to the pockets' of the wool merchants and woolen mill men of Boston and else where. " ' . i".;.-'.; - "It was this condition which brought wool warehouses In Portland Into ex istence. . X; $40,000 SCOURINO PLANT. . "How about the seouring plant you ar. t0 establish in Pc e have secured a . Portland r site at Linn- procured th. .machinery, and will have it running-in about 90 days "What will this plant cost your "Approximately $40,000. It may be a trifle above or. below this figure.'' "What will be Its capacity?" "About lO.OOtt pounds per' day." - ' What will be the charge?" lt will cost the grower one cent a pound for scouring, a quarter of a cent a pound for sorting and three cents a pound for carbonizing, where this is necessary." - "Wherein will carbonizing be neces sary?" "Scoured wool with burrs or other substances riot eliminated by the scouring process will require carbon izing. In this process the wool passes through great' heat and between roll ers which crush into powder the solid matter. This Is blown from out the wool by a bellows proposition, which leaves it clean and free from objec tionable adulterants. Suppose there were 1000 pounds of scoured wool on the floor. The sorter may pick from this mass 100 pounds requiring car bonizing. For the 1000 pounds the wool grower will pay one cent per pound for scouring, a quarter of a cent per pound for sorting, and three cents a pound for carbonizing the 100 pounds, the 900 pounds not requiring the carbonizing process. "In shipping wool to the east there is an Immense saving in freight on that which has been sooured. Eastern Oregon - wool, for example, in the grease, will - average about two-thirds dirt. The sheep range among burrs and sagebrush in a region of drifting sand and their fleeces are saturated with these obnoxious ingredients. Wil lamette valley wool will show about SO per cent dirt. Freight from Port land to Boston is $1 per 100 pounds, so that wool reduced In weight one half will save half the freight bills. "But It Is not expedient to scour all wool sheared. It cannot he graded after scouring, so (0 to 75 per cent must be shipped in the grease. This for the reason that one manufacturer desires one quality of wool from which to spin and weave a certain cloth which has attained popularity, and another' still another grade of his own origination for the same cause. "Now our wool warehouse has re moved the weak places from the wool growing districts by supplying money to the sheep owner at a time when he needs it most, and our scour lag plant will afford better prices for clean wool in the saving of more than half the freight" v ' Letters From the People tCotnmanleraUona aent to The Journal for publication in thia department abonld be wrlt ten on oolj one aids of the paper, abould not exceed 300 worde in length and moat be ac companied Br toe name and addreaa of he Bender. It the writer doea not desire to have tha name published, be abould ao state. "Diacnaaton la the greatest of aU reformers. It rationalize everything It tonebea. It rob principles M all.talae sanctity and throwa them back on their reaaonableneaa. If they hare no reasonableness, it ruthlessly crushes tbem out of existence and sets up ita own eoncluslona In their atead." Woodrow Wilson. The Uneven Apportionment. Portland, March 2i. To the Editor of The Journal Never In the history of mankind have we been so - in need of safety. Is It to be safety for the multitude, or for the favored few? Pick up most any periodical, and we see something about higher education for women, the average birth-rate for college graduates, and the like topics. The question is asked, "Does - the higher and finer life pay? Education la Questioned as beting the cause of the decreasing birth rate. How many are familiar with the statistics of the schools of Portland? Do your know Just how small a per centage of our grammar school pupils ever enter high school, much less col lege? Why? , It is not lack of desire or ambl tion. only In minor cases, and .they stand as a living testimony for lack of pre-educatlon. . There Is only one answer, dollars and cents. What be comes of this vast army of beings. the majority of the whole? We. see them all arounH-vus today .-clamoring for work that they may live honestly. free human beings. - If - more time should be given by deep thinkers to the cause rather than the effect. Begin at the root of the tree, and the branches will take care of them selves, i I am - the . mother of two children. If conditions were right I should like a houseful (not a small house either) But-we mothers love our little ones too much and too deeply to call them too numerously into existence. It is only a selfish love that thinks not of the morrow. We want for our litUe ones their birthright. All the good and ntij things are made for u8 am They should be for. all not Just for the few with the dollars. Honest men are, walking' the -streets, kelpnthfamiwTrom charity in tnis .our great a iana . oi - plenty. I trust: the time- will, come .tj. aVW a. ' wAvjrT - ri TV' VT1 1 1 ; VtrtT when tha word "charity" will not stand for dollars and cents plus old clothes, but for love rjust love for our fellowman. A Mother. . i ; ; J A Cooperaave Ya&. McEwen. Or March 21 To the Ed itor of The Journal We have beard conalderable , talk of cooperation by farmers and others, but no planstated I as to how to proceed, v So here re is the I clan, and result at ' the- year's end. J mrnbers and others at reuu prices. PERTINENT. COMMENT SMALL CHANGE Looks as' though there is no occa sion for slnglnc Rescue the Perishing. Af any rate. Uncle Sara has not at tempted to punish Villa by indictment. - , .. . . Furthermore, don't raise your boy to 'be a war correspondent. ' It would be 'impossible for him to make good. . - - .... Czernowltz, bavlag ? again changed hands, may be useful' to Russians and Teutons principally as a medium of exchange. . - . ... President Wilson has found It neces sary to consult an eye specialist. Watching for submarines Is bard on the eyes. : , - The Wlllard-Moran affairs at New York tonight should illustrate, in a small way, what the movie-star la often up againsu ... . v;-. "" Secretary Redfield tells people to carefully save waste paper and rags: Fire Marshal Stevens advice Is to be careful In saving them. The senate is having some 'trouble in attachlnar Maxim silencers to a few of its-members, but, all things con- siaerea, 11 is aomg xirst rate. The Youne- Men's ReDUbllcan club has fixed the age limit at 60 years. Now let the young women organise and see 11 uiey can agTee on a umiu v A Kansas hog rooted up $300 In gold on its owner's farm, and now the boast comes from back there that the Kansas plow can do even better than mat. .- , - - - , ' - k. . Those newly weds who are walking 800 miles from Walla Walla to their homestead in Utah may be taking pre liminary training for wedded life's long journey. - " This nation's otilyjwar of conquest was waged against Mexico, but the annexationists can't get Uncle Bam to repeat the offense while Woodrow Wil son in at the White House. WHERE FUNSTON From the Christian Science Monitor. Ohio is the native state of Major General Frederick Funston? but, up to the time of the Spanish-American war, he was identified -with Kansas, to which state his parents .moved when he was a child. In Kansas he received his aca demic education; which was finished in the university of that state in 1886. Like many others who later, rose to dis tinction, Frederick Funston began as a newTSpaper reporter. After devoting a year to news gathering-, be was ap pointed botanist to. a southwestern ex pedition under the auspices of the United States government, and later was employed by the department of agriculture to assist In the exploration of Alaska and to report upon its flora. In the winter of 1898 he camped In the Klondike country, and, with the return of spring, floated down the Tukon alone in a canoe. Always adventurous,' he Joined, short ly afterward, the Cuban Insurgents, serving for 18- months and winning first the rank of captain, then of ma jor, and finally of lieutenant-colonel in the revolutionary army. We next hear of him as a coloned commanding the Twentieth Kansas Volunteer Infantry in the Spanish-American war. Soon, with his regiment, he was ordered to the Philippines to Join with other Uni ted States forces la the pursuit and suppression of Agulnaldo. From this point dates the beginning of that part of his career ,which may properly be described as famous. Bmllio Agurnaldo Was the Francisco Villa of the Philippines, although this comparison can hardly be made with out some apologies to the Filipino In- surrecto. He was a Chinese mestizo. of Chinese and Tagalog parentage, a young man of considerable education, and the protege of a priest. As a boy, he bad been sent to Hongkong, where he studied the English- French and Chinese languages. Eight years after bis return his native talents, schooling and 'general shrewdness' and popular ity marked him as a leader, and he be came prominent in the outbreak against Spanish authority In the islands In 1896. He was at the head of the diplo matic corn mission, appointed by the in surrectionists, which exacted a large payment of money from the Spanish government in consideration of a pledge on the part of the leaders to lay down their arms. The agreement was signed in Hongkong, but almost before the ink was dry Agulnaldo quar reled ytth his brother commissioners over the division of the money, left them and sought refuge in Singapore. At the beginning"; of the Spanish American war representatives of Ad miral Dewey found him at that port. Each member baa. one vote. Only one organisation in each county. - Operated by two. trustees and a manager, all bonded to the .limit. At the end of each year : overhead expenses to " be determined and paid. Then each mem ber shall receive his percentage on that which he has purchased during the year. Capital shall be increased through the addition of members. Result: Two thousand members with paid up shares of 825 each, 850,000. Each member supposed to purchase $200 worth of goods each year, $400, 000. Profit, 20 per ; cent $80,000. Overhead charges for one year, $13, 450 or 8Vs percent on the business. Balance of profit, $67,000, making a comeback to each member who pur chased $200 worth of goods Of 83 1-3 per cent and 8 per cent on his stock, being ,$20. Total profit. $69. Do fig ures lie, or other folk? -: 3. U EDMISTON. . Burglars Do "Not Advertise. i From the Philadelphia Ledger. This is .a nugget -from Herbert Kauffman's business logic: "Stores arfd factories that do not advertise are like strangers in a strange town -they'd be far more careful it they were better known." ; - ": . Very true. "Not only would the stores and factories be more careful, but the consumers of their products would be better protected. . : A thief avoids the lighted corner.' An honest man doesn't baveto walk In the dark. Moreover, the non-advertiser ,1s a stran ger in his own town, and he ie little known outside of it; whereas judicious publicity gives a store or factory, a good, and clean introduction. Printer's Ink la a written guarantee, or can be made one, that the user of It Is a re liable merchant.- a i -" .; When a-vender , of any . particular product puts his name to it so that the people can read, he takes on a larger responsibility for the quality of that product. It is like introducing stran gers to his own children. It is the fel low who sells in secret that "need not be . overscrupulous in what her sells. He can the better dodge responsibility for defects. Short weight, short meas ure and .short quality are commodities tkfe secret operator can handle to his advantage. That Is Vby the merchant who Is better known - must be more careful why bis customers enjoy , this larger freedom from swindling and de ception. . . ' '- Plenty ' of rogues " have employed I g printer's ink to fill their pockets with gold, but- many more have not. The AND NEVVS IN BRIEF OREGON SIDELIGHTS - tf.nnlatAti iwlnlAM In Its newly granted 12-hour telephone service .on Sundays. ....... Klamath Falls' voters on Mar 1 will act on-the question of purchasing up- to-date lirengnung apparatus. - . .1. a MeUlnnTllla'a water and llrbt com mission has a welt driller at work ex plorlna for a -water supply sufficient for the city's consumption, "What is needed In Astoria," says the Budget s a fire- code. , limiUns the business portion of the city - to class A buildings. Astoria has too many shacks for a growing city with such brilliant prospects." . . , A E. Adams, who has for two years been one of the publishers and editors of the ; Woodburn . Independent, has severed relations, to engage in other business. H... Ottl will continue the business, as publisher and editor. Building note in Medford Sun: "Ac (mrilliir to tha architect's Plans the business block belnjr built on the cor ner of Fir and Main streets, will t completed ready for occupancy by July In The work of tearing; down the top story 01 ine moors nvm hobou Tuesday.1 , --j?:.' f'r.i ': Th ronri-f ul birds Of th Upper Hood river vaUey. the Hood River Glacier says, during the cold weatner of the past winter, when the earth was nnw oAT-rrf tit a-t . a-rlt . f or their craws, picked the concrete ana mua chinking from upper vauey-io dences. Tn th ntrtiat nf flood conservation. the Baker Herald arrues thus: "The wasting '-of the 80,000 acre feet of water tn tne fowaer river ini; year nrt th ttnstlnr of 40.000 acre feet in each of the nine previous years is the loss of water wealth that should be stopped. ' It -is attain a good time to talk of the Sumpter valley reservoir to conserve, until It is neeaea. ine raowv ure that brings dollars to crops. WON HIS SPURS and undertook to win over his lnflu ence. abd, with it. the friendship of the revolutionary natives; bUjt nothing came of this.. From the first, in raot, Agui naldo was opposed to occupation of the archipelago by the United States-. In the summer' of 1898 he organized a so-called Filipino republic, claiming the presidency for himself. . Soon aft erward discovery was made of the .act that he had planned, and all but con summated, a general massacre in Ma- . - v . a a saa I a. . a. nua. in ieenruary, ms uouy" ai tacked the American forces In the sub urbs of Manila. From this time on a determined "campaign was waged against him, such a campaign, indeed, as that now planned with relation to Villa in Mexico. Agulnaldo offered' very stubborn re sistance, and the American forces from time to time suffered deplorable -surprises and reverses. For more rban two years fighting was continued, by dispersed fragments of his army, over a wide range of exceedingly -difficult country. The operations in the Philip pines, at no time receiving unanimous approval at home, were costly and in the main disappointing, when the "Kansas Colonel," as Funston was called, executed a stratagem at Cast gulran, province of Isabella, Luzon, on March 23, '1901, which changed the en tire outlook. After fighting a number of battles and getting Agulnaldo and his partlcu lar command into what military men call a "tight" position, Funston per sonally crossed the Rio Grande river at Calumplt, on a small bamboo raft, under A heavy fire, and - here estab lished a rope ferry, which enabled his troops also to cross, surprise and de cisively defeat the enemy. For this act of heroism, and In consideration of bis gallant services generally, Funston waa made a brigadier-general of Uni ted States volunteers, and was award ed a medal of honor. In February of the next year he organized the expedi tion which resulted in the capture of Agulnaldo, the ..restoration of peace and the establishment of practically unquestioned American authority in tho Philippines. Since then he has been promoted to a brigadier-generalship' and a major-generalship in the regular army, and now Is in command of all punitive operations in Mexico. Funston is a man of no more com manding appearance than was Grant or Sheridan, or, for that matter, than waa Nopoleon Bonaparte or General Roberts, affectionately called "Bobs." He is not what descriptive writers like to call an heroic figure, but he is of a caliber that entitles him to rank with some of the biggest little soldiers of modern times, ordinary rog-ue deals In circular letters and personal calls. His product cannot stand- the limelight of a newspaper or magazine page. The burglar keeps his jimmy hidden and never by any chance puts a card in the papers saying he carries one. "Where Am I At?" From the Chicago Post. ' The house of, representatives, after tightening; up many of the abuses of the Congressional Record, has relaxed a little. .By consent of the speaker it was declared permissible for any mem ber who wished to revise his remarks in the Record "to correct any little de fect in grammar or the form of ex pression.-" ' It's too bad to let this ancient fal sification of the record prolong Its ex istence. "Defects in grammar or forms of 'expression" are too often the salt with Which the whole debate is fla vored. How great, for Instance, would have been tbe loss to the American language and the gayety of nations had "revision" suppressed the immor tal query, "Where am I at!" Overworked Adjectives. From Philadelphia Ledger. -Miss Elsie Ferguson objects to the expression, "Isn't it lovely." She de fines, it as "a pet phrase used with equal emphasis about a baby, a new hat, a box of candy, a magnificent view or a beefsteak." She might have added "a play or an actress," for no where is one ' privileged to hear more that is trite and silly than tn the foyer of a theatre. : The "An tl-Ain't Society." which, like many other admirable things, comes to us from the suffrage west, would do well to correct ' the lovely but Insipid habit that is play ing havoc alike with matrondom and flapperdom. The "Antl-Ain'ts" might try to suppress the expressive and In discriminate use of "wonderful", and "grand1 HI "Peaches; and "pippins," "some class" and "good night" are ex pressions that seem to have died a popular 'death brought on by overwork. Not ao with the superlatives. They linger, possibly to label, for the . con venience of these, who care for the English language, those who are too lazy or shallow to apeak better than they think. '","' A Sign of Age. - From tbe Atchison Globe. - A. man Is aging a little when he be gins to point with, pride to a good nlghfs sleep. TK4Pnce Oer ONflfe UPON A TIME not ao very . long ago the telegraph messen ger boy who pulled your message out of his bat where he kept It safe ' and dry- was regarded as a likely re cruit for the grand army of crim-, inals. n - J But the old order changeth. and the new mesaensrer boy ha ,: arrived. - .-. H And be looks clean and decent sell-respecting. J And he ia. J And the comic paner iokea ahnnt him are obsolete. .- J And , the reason I know la be causethe other day I went down to see W. A. Robb Portland man ager of the Western Union in the Worcester building, ; J Hi friends call him Billy. v and they have watched him for years trying to better the condition of the boys who deliver the mes sages. JAnd I told Billv I wante.1 to know about messenger boys and what becomes of them. nd if they really snend their time or most of it reading blood -and-thunder novels. JAnd Billy took me back through a room full of young men the of fice staff. JAnd as we went he told ma thnt those , alert clear-eyed fellows were all graduates from the messenger service. JAnd at the back of the office he showed me a rest room for thj boys. with a little branch library the real thing with books ilka "Tom Sawyer" and the Alger books. and others like them that a boy can read without getting an am bition to become a bandit. or shoot out tha lights. or be a Jesse James. or anything like that. JAnd there was a reat room. and a shower bath. f And -Billy told me that the boys who wished could take a course of study so as to fit them for any line of work. after they leave the messenger service. JAnd he told me that he hai found good books and shower baths the best antidotes for cigarettes. J-And I asked him about the boys and their work. JAnd I found that they're gettlnjr to be sort of big brothers to a good many people. J For Instance there's one woman who calls up and has a boy come to her apartments and wipe thu dishes. every few days. J And there's another woman who has a boy, sent out to mind the baby while she's shopping. J And he told me how closely the boys share the joys and sorrows nf the community. because the messages which they see opened and read have so much to do with those Joys and sor rows. JAnd I realized how important' a messenger boy really la. JAnd perhaps we all undervalue our Jobs. i and under-estlmate their import ance. from a standpoint of human value. JAnd of course I don't know but anyway . , T LISTEN It seems to me that civilization is making progress - when messenger boys are made san itary. THE HOHX-OEOWN MUSE. ' Spring Sonnat. ChiDOofc'a bold baud pUjrs wltb tbe UirobMnsr breasts Of mother earth. Their spark line rubes f white. By bla warm amorous kiss nf mapir might. Are soon tranaformed to laucbliif rills. KsrU reata Kot night nor dar UU, with tbelr rirb be quests, Ther reach the thirst rale. Touched J tba llfht Of. quickening brestb, tba flowers from' tbolr nlpbt Of alep arise. Tbe brooding birds theljL nests ar BeclD to build, while faithful lovers sine Inspiring; aonrs of hope. Tt rerdant bills, Tbelr labor pslna now feel. Tba forest rlad In living jrr-en oumas forth. Tha tIdc, with thrills Of their pubeacenca mora. All things are triad. BctcIUis God's Ufa-clrlng lore In anrln. F. W. Parker. Here's the Champion Walker. HARRY LEWIS is six feet six and a half Inches tall. He weighs 206 pounds. He leads the life of banker, and Is virtually in the banking business. That la, be spends two hours daily at his office. He is of robust construction, and sleeps well, retiring at 10:05 p. m. and arising at 5:10 p. in. He eats two meals a day. Otherwise he is quite normal. But the thing that distinguishes Harry Lewis Trom all the other Lew ises, and from nearly everyone, is his ', peripatetic propensity. Harry Lewis is a great walker. He is a great be fore-break fast walker. He -is an equally -great after-luncheon walker. Perhaps he is greatest as an after-dinner walker. Anyway, when others talk, he walks. In fact, Mr. Lewis' friends say he is the champion long-distance track walker of the Pacific northwest. At ordinary, straightaway walking, without regard to when, whence or where, Mr. Lewis' average is said to , be 39 miles on Saturdays and 19 miles on week days. Last Saturday night Mr. Lewis; walked along the Columbia river high way . to - Mrs. Henderson's chalet at Crown JPoint. . Here he ate copiously and retired early. On the way, soon after be' passed, a huge fir-tree slid down the mountainside, dragging tons of rock and earth,, and lay across the highway. It took 20 men to remove the slide. -H: ;. "Suppose the slide had come down as Mr. Lewis was passing," said one of the workmen. ' ' - "It wouldn't," said another. "It came down because he passed." .. 3; ;i Mr. Lewis was up with the chickens. H well known for their habit of early -rising, ' and left Crown Point at H i ' a. m amid storm of cheers, as when ax steamer sails. '. -.. Hitting the tie's vigorously, and stepping aside ever and anon, to "allow . a train to pass, Mr. Lewis continued sturdily to Hood River, $1 miles away. -; Naws of his approach had preceded him, and be was met by a delegation of citizens .wfth' hot coffee and a stretcher. - Scorning both, he . swung into the depot, bought a ticket for Portland, and came home on the cushions, thus disappointing many of bis friends. They thought he would turn around and walk right back. ' ; - , . -' r