4 THE OREGON DAILY JOURNAL, PORTLAND, WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 29, 1915. THE JOURNAL AM INDEPENDENT MW8PAPCI C B. JAC KSO.N... .Publisher fubllu.d r day. a 1 larnoun sad muroluf (except SudJ afternoon;, at Tbe Journal bullihnj. tttvadwaj sua V. amain Its., furt- Uml. Or. kntered at lu iwalofficc at furtlaaJ. Or., tor traDamUaloo ibruugb Ihm mail aa etna Tz.Li.1 UO.L Main 7173; Hum. A-eo4L All department! reached by tbne iDDbm. XtU tb operafur whrt ilepartro-nl yog want. tOUtlCS iUVEKHSI.NU ECPUtStMlTnt Bcojamto keotoor Co., Brunswick Bide-, Xii tlftb A tf.. Nr tofk. litis peoiaa taa Hhtff.. (.'hlrafo Cobacriptlon tens try mall or to any ad ore In the United State r Mexico: DA.1LI (MUBM.NO OB AFTKIWOOS) Ona xeax 13 OO OH Booib f -SO BCNDAi' Dm jear 12.50 On moeta 15 liAILK (ilOKNINO OB AFUCKNOOH) AND ECNDAY rn rear 17. SO I One mints .... I S America ask nothing for her self but wliat she has a right to tik for humanity Itself. WOODKOW WILSON". The deeds of charity we have done shall stay with us forever Only tho wealth we have so bestowed do we keep; the other Is r.ot our. Middle ton. THK COURSE OF HO.VOK THE railroad ousrht to art more honorably with the people of Oregon in the grant land proceedings. It claims Judge Wolverton lr wrong in his Interpretation of the supreme court decision. In goinj to tho higher court to pass on the j Issue, two courses are open to the i company a short course and a ! long course. The short course Is ; to go straight to the supreme court! and have Judge Wolverton man- damused into acceptance of the railroad contention as to the de cision. That would require but a very short time, and nobody knows better than does the railroad cor poration aa to what the necessary steps are. That is the course the railroad should pursue. If it Is in good faith with the public, if it sincere ly desires to abide by the findings of the courts, if it proposes here after to abide by the law of the land as other folks have to do, It will take the short cut to the supreme court, get a ruling there as to the correctness or incorrect-j ness of the decree entered by Judge Wolverton, and then abid-J the consequences. The best course for the railroad Is henceforth to pursue a cour.v: of honor. But here it is with a demand that it be given six weeks of time to determine whether It will take the short course to the supreme court, or pursue the round about way of going to the court of appeals and to the higher court. In honor, the railroad ought not to take 2 4 hours to deliberate on such a proposition. It ought not under the circumstances to pursue a course that will be full of pro crastination, delays and postpone ments. It should pursue the plan that will bring the Quickest de cision, to the end that Congress, now in Bession. can legislate intel ligently and informedly for the disposition of the grant lands. Con gress has but 6ix months after entry of the supremo court decree, and the time is now passing swift ly. Here, however, is the railroad demanding six weeks In which to consider whether it will take the ehort cut or the long cut to tho upreme court for a decision as to the terms in which the decree has been entered. The Journal repeats that the railroad ought to pursue a more honorable course toward the peo ple In these land grant contro versies. It should help the court3 facilitate the litigation, not em barrass them with procrastinations nd postponements. Its course will soon make It clear whether the corporation intends to aid in get ting the lands settled at the earli est possible date, or whether It in tends by a plan of lawlessness and Quibbling to delay settlement a3 - Kng aa possible. The decision of the 6tate su preme court in the highway en gineer case confirms a preconceived opinion that Attorney General Bnywn is a better lawyer than the governor or state treasurer. NOTHING THE SLITTER OF LATE, it has become the vogue to belittle Portland. There is nothing the mat ter with Portland. It has some pessimists, it is true. And they knock. And they complain. Usually, your pessimist is an Individual who la not a producer. Mostly, he is rich by inheritance. He is a:, absorber of the fruits of other folks' toll. He Likes rent on a property that other people's en ergy and presence in Portland make valuable. Were. be a producer he would be an optimist. As an absorber, he fcowjs calamity because there is Hot ' more to garner. His mouth sags down at the corners and he snarls and Btabs because the other fellow doesn't produce something mere for him to get for little or nothing. There is nothing the matter with Portland. As a city it is fairest among thousands, altogether lovely. It has multitudes of busy workers who are producing, build ing, creating for the comfort and happiness of the race. Its producers are its optimists. They prepare the harvests. Their honest production Is their reason for cheerincss of outlook. Their constructive industry, their em ployment wyiich gives survival to others, their struggle in making two things of value where there was none before Is hope and buoy ancy and optimirm itself. There is nothing the matter with Portland. Its pessimists with their sob3 are few and its optimists: with their note3 of cheer and good feeling are many. Purpose, progress and production are In the hearts cf this people and it makes a city with which there Is nothing tho matter. "The wolf and the lamb shall feed together and the lion shall eat straw like the bullock and di.et shall be the serpent's meat." The query 13. did the prophet Isa iah have the Gary dinneT to Roose velt in mind when Le wrote the above. A RETURN OF LAW THE JOURNAL gave Governor Withycombe and Treasurer Kay sound advice when it counseled them to be guided by Attorney General Brown's opin ion and recognize Mr. Lewis as state highway engineer. Had they followed it, that ad vice would have saved the gover nor and state treasurer from their present embarrassment. It is a 1 vlce that the supremo court of the state has just confirmed by a formal decision holding that Mr. Lewis is the duly anil legally con stituted ttate highway engine. -r under the law. Disregarding The Journal's ap peals, and disregarding tho formal opinion of the attorney general, the governor and Mr. Kay to.ik the law into their own hands, de posed Mr. Iewis and installed Mr. t'antine. Their action is thus cii scribed in a Sa'.er- dispatch, to tho Oregonian ou June 15th. John H. Lewis, Lat engineer, was deposed as state highway engineer today by h resolution adopted by the state highway commission, and E. 1. Cantlne, chief deputy of Mr. Lewis, was placed in charge of all highway work initiated after May 2. last. Stata Treasurer Kay offered the res olution, and Governor Wlthycombo voted with him for It. Secretary of State Olcott opposed the resolution on the ground that At torney General Brown had held, under the highway law passed at the recent session of the legislature that Mr. Lewis was the active highway en gineer. Mr. Kay said: "The highway commission Is vented with complete power In highway con struction, according to my constric tion of the law. I believe the m.-a-law intended that the chief d-t ity. who Is appointed by the governor, shall have charge of all highway work and that the highway engineer has n) authority in road work, except tht delegated to him by the commission. I think the law recognizes that th-j state engineer U not versed in road construction and never Intended that he should have charge of it." "My construction of the law" as enunciated by Mr. Kay was not sound law. It was not good law at all. The action of the governor and treasurer in deposing Mr. Lewis was In utter disregard of law. The whole operation of tho state high way office as directed by the gov ernor and treasurer against the ad vice of the attorney general and over the vote of Secretary Olcott has been in disregard of law. When Senator Day and the con tractors in their desire, to get thi "skid" under Bowlby, led Mr. Kay and Mr. Withycombe into the de vious and foolish career that has been pursued in the state hlghwr.y business, they brought nothing but embarrassment and humiliation. A dlr.patch from Paris says that the Austrian answer to the Ancona note will cause a severance of dip lomatic relations between the United States and Austria. This is undoubtedly a case where the wish is father to the thought. The French would like to see a rup ture. PICTURES WITH A PLRPOSE THE Battle Cry of Peace Is a picture show which the reader may 6ee at the Hellig this week if he is so disposed. Tho pictures are as pretty as heart could desire. The views of public policy which the play advocates are false and pernicious. Its theme is a sudden attack on New Yorit by a hostile fleet. The enemy'j guns topple the houses down. Air ships hurl bombs upon tho crowds In the streets. Destruction reigns everywhere. No real defense is made to tho attack. Our fleet Is scattered here, there, everywhere. Our guns and equipment are mis erably deficient. So the city falls an easy prey to the invader. What is the purpose of this false and insanely panicky propa ganda? Why, to lull public opin ion into approval of a half billion dollar bond issue for a big fleet of dreadnaughta and the like. Dreadnaughts are all very well In their plr.ee but the half billion dollar bond issue ia all very bad. The millionaire interests prefer bonds to taxes very naturally, since bonds would fill their pockets while taxes would deplete them. The more bonds the government issuej the more Interest the millionaire investors will draw. Taxes are a very different thing, particularly income and inheritance taxes. Now as to the panic. The whole British fleet is powerless to bom bard a single Gorman city. It Is kept at a distance, not by dread naughts, but by mines and submc rlnes. How then could a foreign fleet approach within otrlking dis tance of New York if we observed the obvious precautions? The panicky pictures make much of the airship peril. The European war has shown this peril to be almoot entirely mythical. Airships have done nothing of any consequence for either side. Why then should we fear them 'at the distance of three or four thousand miles? This is not written to discourage preparation for the national de fense. But in our opinion such preparation is likely to be made more adequately and more honestly if we keep our heads cool and bear in mind the undistorted facts of the situation. The present American tariff Is higher than that of any other na tion except Japan. MIL GRAVES' CHRISTMAS EDWIN L. GRAVES of Seattle was given a grave as a Christmas present. As reassurance for the gift, he was informed by the donor that he was not expected to oc cupy it right away. Even wltn that thoughtful and kind assur ance, a grave is hardly the kind of thing one is hungering for on Christmas day. What If it had miraculously en tered the head of another loving friend to have presented Mr. Graves with a coffin, also with tho assurance that it was not expected to be occupied right away? And what if still another had been curiously possessed to gi va him a nice embroidered shroud W ith real old lace On tho bOSOm, o i t,iv, , v- i,,, al.-o with the injunction that lm-1 mediate use was not expected? And what if another had pre sented him with a bottle of em balming fluid with full Instructions for its use, and also with the as surance that it was not for imme diate UJ-, but a good thing to have around handy? And what if a fifth admiring friend had presented Mr. Graves with a tombstone with his name nicely carved across the face under a weeping willow tree and with appropriate sentiment like "an other good man gone" or somcv thlng of that kind cut into the stone? The possibilities of Christmas it came this year to Mr. Graves arj boundless. There is literally no limit to the preparedness that an ticipatory and thoughtful giving might not vouchsafe and there is really no end to the felicity and hopeful optimism with which Mr. Graves might not look forward f om one Christmas to another. A canvass of cellars and closets will disclose a high degree of pre paredness in Portland for the dry days beginning next Saturday. rsox.v THE United States is the only country in the world without a proper name for its people To be sure we call ourselves "Americans," but we have no ex clusive claim to that title. The Canadians, tho Paraguayans, the Chileans, are just as much Ameri cans as we are. The Europeans distinguish us from our neighbors by the title "North Americans." but that is rather awkward to use. Even the name of our country' rests under a grammatical cloud. Is "United States" singular or plu ral? Englishmen almost alwa3'B write "the United States are" and our own countrymen who follow British fashions do tho same. Those of us who are more patriotic write "the United States is." The usagi is by no means fixed. The United States should have a name of its own, free from all grammatical perplexities and un ambiguous. It shoi'ld be a name from which a title for our citi zens could easily be formed. Such a name has been proposed by the Esperantists. It Is "Usona," formed from the initial letters of United States of North America. The word "Usona" is musical. It is brief and it yields an excellent ad jective, Usonlan. A letter in the New York Even ing Post by the well known scholar, Christine Ladd Franklin, favors the adoption of this name. It would be more convenient than "United States" and more trn to fact than "American." It would also be extremely convenient for travelers. In a crowd of Frsncn men. Englishmen. Germans and Norwegians a citizen of the United States, having no adequate national title, feel3 painfully like a fox without a tail. The state supreme court has de cided in efrect that it Is the func tion of the executive department to execute and not legislate. DYNAMITE AND BLUDGEONS WHILE perusing with our ac customed pleasure, and Bomethlng more than our accustomed edification, tho December number of "American Industries," we were 6truck by a curious observation which the edi tor makes on socialism. It ran la this wise: "Socialism threatens the life of business and of the countrr. It is insidious. Its arguments ara plausible and Boon lead to dyna mite and the bludgeon." This is very terrifying if true. The story that any political doctrine is bein,j taught in the United States that leads to "dynamite and the bludgeon" must keep us all awake of nights if we believe it. The periodical called "American Industries" teaches some interest ing doctrines of its own. Among them Is the doctrine of a prohib itive tariff, a big military estab lishment to conquer and control foreign markets, tho settlements of labor troubles by the strong hend. and the government of the country by a close oligarchy of favored interests. That is to say. "American Industries" advocates for the United States' the same policy that has ruled in Europe for the last fifty years. There is nothing "insidious" about this policy. Nor are its ar guments "plausible." In these re spects it has perhaps some advan tage over socialism. But let uJ think a moment of what it lead. to. We need no speculative the ories to tell us. The goal to whica the doctrines of "American Iuchis tries" leads lies in plain sight in Belgium, in northern France, in Poland and in tho Balkans. It leads to the slaughter of men by the million and a waste of econom ic resources that will take cen turies to repair. Socialism may possibly lead to "dynamite and tha bludgeon." But it would take a good deal of dynamite and a good many thousand bludgeons to begin to do the mischief that high tarifi3 and the fight for markets has wrought in Europe. , ) NOTHING THE MATTER WITH PORTLAND NOTE The Journal bellt-rea In Portland. Seuren cf others beilere In Portland. Men wl..i own facturlej here hellcre in Portland. Men KhA mannr Mm nil f a ptur 1 n tr idanta ill Port- Bl i,.:,,iu .dnnmres ot u.u iui-innxiiia a. a u,ai ur.ctUrinK cent-r Ther ti tb. orpor- tuultlea of the (treat Ort gva country. ITiey de-ere to be extolled They ar worthy of pil'llcltT. ao The JiHimal will ,rlnt, cd IMh ' fr.,m daJ. to ilorJ 0f i-ortunj manufacturer, largely In their own word. iouj they will oe lotrhd valuable to mail lo eaaieru friend HERK are aorrve, Important fun- '.4.inentals w rtich it la absolute- ly necessary to observe In tho successful management of a I'acifio co&at majiufaxturing- business. and these, overlooked, will aurely tpcl failure. The article produced must be the equal of that to be had In any market, and It muat be sold at a price which will preclude the possibility of ruinous competition from any source. If thia cajinot be done, then It were better that the Investment had not been made and the Impression cre ated that Paclflo coast manufactur ing, at a profit, 1 an impossibility. ' The foregoing remarks wore made by S. M. Mears. manager of the Port land Cordage company, and were em phasized by that gentleman. While not accusing any western manufac turers of grreed, nor Intimating that business failures In the manufactur ing line ever have been Justly at tributable to such causes, ite most emphatically asserted that adherence to these precepts has enlarged the out put of the Portland Cordage compa ny from nothing in 1SS7, the date of the establishment of the works, to 6,u00,000 pounds a year at this time. MAINTAINS EASTERN PRICES. '"vVhat territory do you cover?" Mr. Mears was asked. "We supply practically all of the Pacific coast, and our business ex tends as far east as North Iakota and northward to Winnipeg. We sell largely in Alberta and Saskatchewan, Canada, and the prolific crops of the past two years have made it neces Eary, considerable of the time, to operate doubld shifts. Wo sell to the government, also. In large quantities. We hav Just made a shipment of the first carload on one big contract, and I am Just now filling out an other that has been awarded us." "Then you are able to meet eastern competition?" "Our prices to Jobbers are the same c eastern Jobbers pay eastern fac tories, 60 we are able to hold the field I against any and all competition from that source, though occasionally one of these eastern concerns. If It hap pens .to get overstocked, will clip in a carload of twines and rope, but to accomplish this it must cell to our Jobbers at a price as low, or lower, than H charges for Its product at home. It is for ths reason that we are not worried very much by east ern competition, and seldom give a thought to it. A SQUARE DEAL PAYS. "It always has been my Idea that it pays to be Bquaxe, and I find the conclusion growing upon me. When I assume! charge of this Institution lr. 1S92, I put the idea Into practice ana "ave Kef'1 pk " I 8lnco- AnJ thls buslne!s ha rown from lnf initesimally small proportions to a very worthy position among tht Industries Cf Portland. At that time our working force comprised a hand ful of men. while today we have 100 on our pay roll, and the day Is not distant when others will have to bg added. We have supplied 2.000.000 pounds of cordage to the government at Panama, and in securing the con tract were in competition with the entire country, bo It is easy to under stand that our facilities are equal to any demand likely to be made upon us, and that we are not going to stop growing." BLEPRESENTATIVES IN CHICAGO AND MANILA. Tha Portland Cordage works se cures its material In Manila the world's hemp depot, Mr. Mears ex plained. When the First Oregon regi ment departed for the Philippines In 1898, Captain H, L. Heath was one of Its members. When the w-r was J over Captain -feth, at hi own re- quest, wu discharged In Manila, and has been the Portland Cordage com pany's buyer In the Islands ever Blnce. A representative Is also keot In Chicago, but Its main sales office, remains In Portland and always will be here, Mr. Mears affirms Its business, however, is not tran4icted through traveling -Salesmen, as none are employed. Its sales manager dis poses of Its product almost wholly by mall, and If he ever does go out on the road It is merely for a litt'.e chat with the Jobbero who handle the company's output. He does no so I'cttlng on these pilgrimages, nor 'S any necessary. Mr. Mears declares. A MANUFACTURING FIELD HERE. Mr. Mears Is optimistic In speaking of Portland as a field for manufac turing. But here again he emphasizes the square deal and fair profits. Hi maintains that local manufacturers must not i xpect larger profits here than are obtainable in the eastern etates, and that the quality of the manufactures must equal those of their eastern competitor. Again, in selecting a field In which to operate, volume of business must be consid ered. For example, he Is interested in a J concern devoted very largely to turn ing out tools and Implements used by loggers. A nice business had been acquired and all at once that fracas was kicked up between Austria and Serbia, putting the lumber market to sleep and the logging business ditto. The active business, therefor?, of a year ago Is now exceedingly quiescent, and no great dividends have been declared for several months nor will there be any until "this cruel war Is over." MUST PATIENTLY WAIT. The Portland Cordage company haa not Buffered from the general depres sion as have the lumber Interests and kindred businesses, for the reason that nature. In the shape of bounti ful harvests, has made demands upon It that have kept its management In good spirits at all timej, yet had Its output been curtailed as have those of the mills and factories In many other lines, Mr. Mears would not be found complaining. He would have waited patiently until the clouds were dispersed, and by keeping "everlast ingly at It," is confident he would have emerged from the storm bright ly burninheil and ready for the ruh sure to follow this forced depresslon, And this is his advice to manufac turers inclined to dlsheartenment: "Patiently wait: Walt patiently; The storm la nearly over!" FACTORIES ARE NEEDED. Here we have in abundance the raw material necessary for the produc tion of nearly everything made of wood, yet we find the trade mark of Michigan manufacturers on so simple a thii. as children's washboards. Wo have granite and marblo and coal and Iron and copper and gold grazing lands the equal of any In the country alfalfa meadows suitable for tht propagation of awine by the tens of thousands wheat lands as rich as those of the famous valley of the Nile Ideal noil for all kinds of vege tation foundations upon which may be erected chlckn ranches aa profit able as their owners by care and at tention choose to make them, but a paucity of manufactures, for which there Is no reason. Those which have been established for a reasonable time havo prospered. Distance from eastern factories has been an advan tage and still there Is room for many mora Capital and patience and the "square deal spirit" are the requi sites. The field for new Industries is as broad as the region from the Roeklea to the Pacific, and the eei.-d planted now is sure to incubate Into a plethoric harvest later on. The Portland Cordage company first planted a tiny shrub, and at a time not nearly as propitious as exists today. It has matured into a healthy and prosperous institution, and tiu opportunities for other enterprises are brighter today than ever before In the history of Oregon. Wisely guided and squarely .conducted there la no reason why success should not attend the efforts of their manage ments aa it has attended that of the factory presided over by Mr. Mears. Letters From the People (Oimmunlcatlona aent to The Journal for publication In this department nhould he writ ten on only one aide uf the nH-r, should Dt jceed .' worda lu length and miint he ac companied by the name und ailtlr"a of tht lender. If the writer tinea tmj t dealre to bare U, name published, he should ao date. J "'DUcnaalon la the greatrat of all reformera. It ratlouullzra arerything It touchea. It rot principles of all falat nituctity and throws them back od their reasonableness. If they bare no reaaona biei.ess. 11 ru'.blesslv crushes thecD out of eiUtence aiMl sets up It. iun couclusiona i-j thtlr stead." Woodrow Wilson. Criticizing Dr. Lov eland's Sermon. Portland. Dec. 28. To tho Editor of The Journal. The Rev. Frank Loveland's well advertised sermon on Sunday evening, December 19, prove,! to be a pitiable attempt to Justify the stand he had taken for militarism under the name of pre paredness for defense. Throughout his discourse there was a note of fear that the Socialist would accomplish what the church has been preaching for many years, and I am sorry to say a l umber of Its ministers hav been insidiously fighting. The re markable part of the whole affair ivas the patience with which the con gregation bore with his weak argu ments to arouse their fear and there ty get their acquiescence and sup port In favor of Increases in our na val and military forces. To sum up his address would have been a success as a farce comedy, but as a sermon it was no corrtpliment to the intelligence of the congregation. fa. KAX WORTHY. A Correction. Hood River, Or., Dec. 22. To ths Editor of The Journal I am Inclosing a piece cut out of today's paper. Will you kindly have Mr. Bryan look at hi Bible again If he has one and see If he didn't make a mistake, as I can find no such verse In my Bible In verse II of Genesis 30. A SUBSCRIBER. Through an error very easily made in teleprophic transmission and trans cription, the text was Improperly scribed to Genesis 80:2. The passage quoted by Mr. Bryan is: "And I'ha- PERTINENT COMMENT SMALL CHANGE It's about time to begin dodging the bill collectors. a Liquor stocks of dealers are fast dwindling, but prohibition's real test will come when private stocks run low. The man who bought five barrels of whiskey against the coming of prohi bition beiieves in prepareuness that takes full account of .the future. a' The Chamber of Commerce having directed its employes not to r.de in jiti e s, the hireu help may now bo In structed on how to get their hair cut. Judge Stevenson bays gambling Is so common in i ortland social clubs thRt H would be unfair to punish a few who happened lo get caught at It. Oregon com carried off seven prizes at the ft. Paul national corn Khow. and yet some people keep on In sisting that corn cannot be grown in Oregon. a a Colonel House, on his way to Europe as the president's personal represen tative, reminds one that only a short time ago the busy politicians Insisted there was an Irrepressible conflict on ueiween tho two men. If. as wag stated by their president at Medford. Oregon teachers have no system of ethics among themselves or toward the pihllc. It Is about time for the teachers to get down to the basic principles of teaching. I BENNETT OF Leo L. Redding, In Everybody's. Undoubtedly Mr. Bennett Is a news paper genius of the first quality. He It wa-s who originated the definition of a great editor as one who knows where hell is going to break loose next and how to get a reporter first on the cene a definition attributed to vari ous others, but belonging to him and reflecting some light upon his meth ods of thought. His genius for three decades turned him to the big things of the world, and it Is sad to see it crippled and distorted by the obstinacy of his advancing years. The thousands of readers of the Herald, once confident that all the news of all the world would be placed be fore them, must now accept as news what the proprietor of that paper chooses to regard aa such. Instead of spending tens of thousands to send a Stanley into Africa and hundreds of thousands to relieve a famine In Ire land or some other suffering country, Mr. Bennett spends similar amounts in a failure to force the metric system upon the American public; to prevent the practice of vivisection upon the lower form of animals; and to demon strate that sterilized milk is no better than the raw material. Though he makes his home In Eu rope and does most of his editing by cable, Mr. Bennett's presence is felt In the Herald office every day and all the time. It is to emphasize this ef fect that he Insists upon having the lights kept burning In his private of fice each night until the presses begin to turn, and everything there kept In full readiness for him Pencils, pens, ink, and stationery are properly ar ranged upon his desk, upon which, too, are placed, morning and afternoon, all editions of the New York dally pa pers. In the editorial council room his big arm chair, ever ready for his occu pancy, stands at the head of the table, and about it Is all the atmosphere that is supposed to surround a throne- In the memory of the present generation the sacred chair has never been vio lated by plebian touch. The Herald today Ls a combination of a dispUm and a puppet show. Yor n.tny years there has been no managing editor In name in the Herald office, though William C. Reick, now . . i . . . . . f . l. . V ... , i ,-r din . v n r I JilOOI.e'OI OA Ilia .,cv. Avn. uuu, ' . j ( Kill the functions of managing editor rrnil Mr. Bennett caught mm at u. Since then the Herald has had an in terlocking system of committees of coordinate powers. Those powers are well represented by the minus sign. It nuikes no difference whether the com mittees agree or disagree; no action Is taken until a final decision Is ob tained from their owner. Committees to the number of 16 perhaps It is 1 S composed of the tem porary heads of tho various depart ments, sit In solemn daily sessions to discuss routine affairs In connection with the publication of the Herald and Telegram. Their proceedings are care fully recorded by secretaries, whose re ports are submitted to the proprietor of the paper. By this method five men take five times as long to determine to recommend that something lie done as an ordinary managing editor would taJie to do it. Perhaps the committee system Is at lt9 best during one of Mr. Bennett's periodical visits to New York. If fates are kind, notice of the impending visit is received from Paris In time to permit a general housecleanlng. Walls are mended; paint and whitewash are uted without stint; desks are put in order, and, above everything else, the fire apparatus Is carefully overhauled. The morning of the day of the Ben nett arrival the Herald Is certain to carry on its first news page two semi stock stories. One is a dog story; the other describes a runaway, preferably In Fifth avenue. Runaways always Intej-est Mr. Hennett, and if necessary at least a little one can be arranged with the connivance of a friendly po liceman. There Is a hush and an atmosphere of mystery about Herald Square on the day of Mr. Bennett's arrival. Men who for a year have worn baggy trous ers and shiny coats and who have slouched at their work, appear at the office hours earlier than is their cus tom. Their clothea are new, and their rcah's cup was In my hand; and I took the grapes and pressed them In Pharoah's cup and I gave the cup into Pharaoh's hand." and It is to be found at Genesis 40:11. The Movie Censorship. Portland. Dec. 74. To the Editor of The Journal Being a subscriber and cteady reader of your paper, I notice quite frequently the subject of our local board of moving picture Inspect ors crop3 into print, and as a rule It Is oilticiied. It would be of Interest to know for Just what work we pay Mrs. Caldwell. How many pictures does she condemn a month? For what rea sons? It might not be a pertinent question to ask. If the morals of our lecal censors are not corrupted by this time. If the pictures they condemned would have in any way corrupted the morals of the theatre going public. I've seen a great many motion picture shows during the last few years and must Bay that I've not been able to perceive one bit of Improvement since the city decided to pay Mrs. Caldwell a salary for looking t-fter the "movie" morals. The productions aha passes are all passed by the national board of cen AND NEWS IN BRIEF OREGON SIDELIGHTS The Herald proclaims that with only one contagious disease case in lii 15, and that chickenpox. baker can hang out its sign as the most health ful city to be found. Stockmen on the north side of Rogue river, the Port Orford Tribune reports, have offered a reward of 160 for the scalp of a coyote that Is prey ing on the flocks of ttiat vicinity. a With I215 of the necessary Rno subst i lhed. the proposed gymnasium f liend, the Bulletin fays, is assured. The plans as submitted provide tor a frame or brick structure 7u feet -y lyj feet. a a The directors of the Canhy Coopera tive t'heese and Produce company are moving matter rapidly in equipping their new cheese factory. The old Canby Canning company building will be the home of the new Industry. "One hundred and sixty-five rab bits." says the Paisley Press, "were killed in two cven.ugs by EU:s David son and Cecil Thayer when they ar ranged a trap aroind some alfulfa stacks In the Tuvnslte field ln.nl week." a The Coos Ray Harbor predicts for 1910 as follows. "Coos Bay faces an era of prospentv and wii.'i the coming of the new jtai will hid goodbye to dull times, nn off 1 ur.her market and many idle m:il Thr- Is every rea son to believe that from now on ..!'. mills will operate steadily, that addi tional factories will come in, and that lni6lnesn in ail lines will move along profitably." THE HERALD trousers are stiffly creased. N thing less than aMiagnifh cut truck oat is considered decent. Silk hat a:e ne cessities. The editorial council, us a result, has all the solemnity and much of the n( pearance of a i "mention of undertakers. Runners are o :t in 'i nearby streets t-t give notice of . ( approach." Even "Big Dan" R'.nn, t.ie policeman who has been a fixture in Herald Square for 20 years. Is nervous. By the time Mr. Bennett reaches the building, there Is not one pf his em ployes who has not been Xrarned of his coming. The office is a hive of Industry, and it remains so as long as he Is there. He may stay until long after nightfall, but no one leaves L. fere him, etn at the urgent call of hunger there might be a summons to the Bennett presence. I Finally a menial pasnea from room to room with the words of releiue "lie's gone." A wild dash is made to the nearest restaurant; food is hurriedly swal-lcwe-d, and all are quickly back at their desk.i. there to remain until a trusted scout brings word flom his home that ".Mr. Bennett has retired for the night." At 3 o'clock In the afternoon the ex ecutive committee, composed of seri ous minded gentlemen, gathers and waits in silent gluoni for the coming of Mr. Bennett lo preside. After per haps an hour of oppressive silence, the optnlng of a far door brings all mem bers stiffly to their feet. They remain standing and in silence until the "throne" is occupied. Then follows from Mr. IVnnett a rnp;d fire of questions and Instructions. The re cent l.-sitj of the Herald ure torn to shreds. "y Every r,u connected with the paper Is declared to bo tiefii i nt. "Only two stories have appeared In the last week that have been worth the sps.ee given to them. m whs about a runaway In Fifth avenue; the other about a dog saving a baby's life. 1 hey were both full of h-iiitan in terest." lina'.ly the one sided debate closes and the committee session for the day H at an end. Every one frtands until the door has closed behind the owiu-r of the HeralJ. Then there Is a period of su.-pense, broke ii by the c oming o.' a cletk to announce that Mr Bennett will see Mr. Blank in his private of fice. .Mr Blank's associates know both relief and Jealousy. Thy are happy to escape the protab;:;ty of Immediate and severe personal censure . but there Is always the possibility that Blank may come out with a bright new yellow Jacket and a peacock feath er to be worn with much ostentat.on for a very few days. When the ship carrying Mr Bonnet t tack to Europe is known to have passed outsldj Sandy Hook, silk hats are laid aside, creased troufc3rs and frock coats are put away in camphor, and HeraJd Square relaxes- Just a little. Long breaths are not drawn until it is certain that no bomb has been left behind with a slow fuse at tached. a Though popularly pictured as living at ease in Paris or nmlng his way through 11!. Mr. Bennett most of the time is the l.urdcst working of men It Is his habit to rise not later than 5 o'clock In the morning, and more often than otherwise 4 o'clock tees him at his labors, If the weather permits he takes his papers to his garden, where he works behind a screen of shrubbery. He first bus?s himself with the copies of the Herald that have arrived on the latest rnall phlp. Theae papers are so nia.rk-d before they leave the New York offlce that they tliow the origin of everything that appears in them, who wrote each article. and which editorial reader parsed upon Its quality arid fitness. This permits Mr. Bennett to weigh each foature by Itself and then the paper as a whole, so as to make com parisons with other New York papers. That done, he Is ready to use the cable to convey his conclusions to those most interested In them. He Is scant in his praise, tut his criticism is generous a.s to quantity and of biting quailty. His punishments are swift, severe, and as often as not Inflicted upon the wrong person. Judgment having once been passed, there is no appeal. sors. They represent a vast outlay of wealth and should not be held up from being exhibited here, by the mere whims of Mrs. Caldwell and some other member of the board. Aleo on l, rod authority, I've received the in formation "that after the city procures tre use of a theatre In which the board can sit In ease and comfort and view the pictures, often only one member of the board Is present, and we, the public have to suffer for the vagaries and eccentricities o. that one brain in the matter of regulating what we can frnl cannot see. Why riot have a board to examine the traveling "leit" shows and make them put on the pro duction for the board to examine be fore allowing the public to see It? The case Is perfectly analogous, excepting that no board, national or otherwise, passes on the legitimate show, whereas the moving picture has already been viewed and rassed before It arrives here. To settle this question one and for all. I suggest that the moving pic ture managers provide tickets for all patrons of their ahows for a period of one week and take a vote on whether the public desires the board or not, and If. aa I confidently expect. It will not, then let'a have our city fathers abolish It. GERALD W. REED. Tne0nce0ver RALPH"" MA IN WARING Is the traf fic cop at F.fth and MorrUoB and also plays the slide trombone ' In the police bard. And toe only th'i-g that I can that prevents Ralph from being th handsomest man on the force is that all the o" ..r policemen are better looki- than he Is. And he remind s me of a little poem that Tom M ' ker ex-swet singer of the Lumber me.. s building dashed off one lime - which goes like Uils: Behol.t the lordlv ':i,fdf cop. Who tells the tra't, to stop; He simply blows h . w u , -. t le. then The traffic all star-- .;i again U And all I've got t say about Tom's i-em Is that It's no wo, 1, r . he dashed It off. 51 But the reason I've choSen Ralph aside from Ills looks at the BUh Ject of the sermon lor the day la that his wife at leant fiays she did it pave him a copy i I the Once Over book for Christmas. 'Aid Halph says ho llk.-s it. --because all he has to ! after a hard day of traffic corpir.g .s to take tho book. and sit down. and start to read It. and h goes right to sleep. 51 And a lolof other people say the same thing. For Instance there's Boh Duncan - the well known strati hanger wno edits tho . Oregon Merchant ' Maga zine. And Bob says In a recent lsue that he'd rather read It than any thing except his own stuff. 51 But of course wo all have our favorite authors. 5J And another tribute equally -flattering cajnie from Postmaster Frank Myers the well known maker of near national committeeman. 51 And the p. m. told me that there w-ere only two things that he d rather read - than my book. 5i And I asked him what they war. - and he said the Ladies Home Journal. --and the Congressional Record, f And Pvt. yet to hear from such eminent Ut'erateurs aa Kernel Wood the wtlst-wiit h anarchist. - -and I'resident Fosterof Rfted college. - who lavs thnt college athletics should be- purified. or d.ih.' tun d. r fumlcnte.i. -or something. 51 An 1 Of 'nurse all these things are of deadly interest to rne at least. f But whnt I really wsht to knnr is who s the man -that looks like M. 1 .. '1 imhei t i - .and who gac me fifty rents i for a 1 ojk - in front of the Orpheum the other cay. and didn t grt the book. 5T B it I've got his fifty centa. --that Is - gavf It to me. "Aid J dc t WHUt to bo curr-ed w.-n :ii"i''V 1 d n I ei. :n. - and I'm all foem-d . p and I don I l.tcw what to do and T I.ISTKN Maybe It serves me rlgtit--for trying to be a book agent. Helen Indorses at T,east One of Taddy's PoUdai. lleien J'.oot Is nine ea i s 'd, and lives w.rji I r ;.r.nt.- at ll'C'l East , I I.ir: de: s t , et . Her grsndma Is Mrs. j.V.ijie . B. -.-, president ot" the I.av j ei.d-r i Jul), ni a noli i I 'j'here w.i an iirlnoit. d d ' w . ion lit I I ! i ' 's I ou -. t i r , r ,(,, i, t to line ad.: sal . ' , ..f bilk-' f.imiilis I'-Wco.' ; 1 1 i Helen, att.r everyone else had be.: 1 i-r .t , ' i ' Mr. large I families at.- t: If grardma hidn't j had a hif-e .i - .,) I wo : dn't hake got s- maji) . i i litmus prc-.-nia." Send It In Him. Ynnciojve i . V. i -' , . I : . r I rig a prlia for the, biS ' -!nii,!U J"t- t e town, nd ! l t -r It .' ' i '. aills la- . t . T me n, .1.. - .i ..,: d. iit bid for tne n.oney wuh 'a;uo...cr! Improve ti'-i Editorial Repartee. A wanted to orn ni . t s n i ' i J - . Jumping off the bridg' t ioi;e!it 1t was the q , out .Vl:.iin. Curv.il Tln.ti. The rtn w .i - ' valils, am: pre: : In g fort lii t ' .i Aiuany Ikh.ui rat. -tcrdav by Prooably ; kt way s Gazttte- 'or Cor !l to go . ..-tlot. StoriGr oT StreeilT own (Somebody Wm Fooled. THIS hour of discontent among the liquor dealers is not without Its amusing compensations. Since the has beerv an almost hourly aciurrence. Enter olernn vlsaged stranger who hesitates but finally In a confidential tone says to the clerk "I waxit a little llquorJust for medicinal purposes -how much do yoj think I should get." "A small bottle will lat a long while If used nly a-s rriedl ir.e." "Well,; I thlr.k we ujtlit to have a little mre than that, ojr family la quite a large one." "You fr. Ight take a quart then." "I do't know, I p ihh we ought to put Irj half a dozer: t ig nettles." 'Anything flsc, Mr" "Do yHi keep a good wine for medi cinal purP'S-" Yes. pir." "Weil you might show m some if that." Thus It goes on until the aer'oua party, better fortified ngalnst the ap proaching dry spell t i.an the avtrasa ,r .pt.Kumer, departs on M way rejohingj fully convinced he haa compltttdy fooled the liquor ri-.in. The Impossible Happens. THE grade on College street from Twtlth to Fourteenth, is 21.1 per cent. The Oregon Humane so'iety haa not placed warning slirns at the start of the Incline, because few wagons us the hill." and those that do generally ! find It Necessary to t.ie the climb very easily. Ho wrjen a bay l.orr-e during Tues d.i . s Merit! ployed thro jtrt the mud on tlie two flocks al a iery last walk and tnen continued on up t'... very narrow 22. f pert cent grade from Fourteenth to Sixteenth street, without once paus ing. th;Mll dwellers were astonished. It wai a runaway. The lt wa?on that tried to nego tiate the grade on College street, even with tha assistance of a driver, cam to a nn end over the bank, yet this drlverless horse and buggy cam bed tha hill, turned around st the aaot where the last; wagon went over, wXnt down the hilfj t'i Twelfth street alt sUU faster gja.lt and was last seen running as fast u it could go, r.orth on Iwelfta street- y . I 9 V I: