The Oregon daily journal. (Portland, Or.) 1902-1972, August 14, 1915, Page 14, Image 14

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Punch.
"Eat tvo ounces less meat a day." Daily Press.
Conscientious Youth Father, you've c'ven m an tkth of an ounce too much.
t "-Posob
First Trawler Sklpper'ao friend who
fs due to sail by next- tide): "Are ye
talcln' any precautions' against these
submarines, Jcckf" .
Second Skipper: "Art Although I've
aye beea in the habit , carryln' niy
bits o' bawlieea . wl" me. I went an
ban kit them this rnornln', an I'm
no takm': ma best oilskins or ma new
sebboots."
First Skipper: "Oh you're a' richt.
then. .Te'll hae practically n&ethln'
tae loV but yer life." : -
London Qplnioa.
Dear Old Lady: "Good-bye, dear lad, bless yer. And don't forget to keep the
cotton woql In your ears while jthe cannons go offi"
Wifey Why -did you give that waiter
' a dollar tip for getting your coat?
Hubby Did you notice the coat h
got met ';,
Porter (as thaln aproaches the city)
"Shall I brush you oftVsah?"
Man "No, I prefer to get oft in tha
usual manner."
US BOYS
Beglstered Cnlted States Patent -. Office.
If Shrimp Flynn Could Only See the Back of His New Uniform
UJE Sail TvMnoovir ait
6UESS IkU (jO VQMJM To THB
NUKin 4IDe Bf THE fi-A&
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wE 0"1ST
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AW, I uU TAKE A CWAA4CB. LW
JlSr STICK MY HAWD6 IM;
MY POCKETS AMOAUALK
ALOM& AS
IF 1 WUASrr;
A BIT
AFRAlO
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AtM'T &fT NO POCKETS
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FOR rTHE NEXr FEVATDAS YOD
HAD BETTER noT 'Miss this Paper
nuf ceoi
O LON6 TlLt, TO-MORROW.
THE DINGBAT FAMILY
Ooyprtght. 113, International News Berries.
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ON X$ TABLE AllSTO- OSEPMM
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Oopyrigh ted by International News Seme.
If Not Exactly an Invitation, It Was a Sort of a Suggestion
HOW ABOUT ALL
GOING- BACK ON
BOARD WALK
fOR A LITTLE
REFRESHMEOT
DO YDU WANT
TDCOWE ALONy
Apc
SO SORE AT
AARON RACHOFSKY
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I fcOHT TSUi HIM
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SUBJECT
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