The Oregon daily journal. (Portland, Or.) 1902-1972, April 24, 1915, Page 14, Image 14

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SAME THIVG NOW
QUALIFIED
THEY COST MONET
KINDLY TURN
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DISTINCTION , "
Ceprrtffct 1111. Intraatl-B . Ww Karrle,
Toung Doctor I took my new car
to have it repaired and the garage
man charged me $200.
Old Medic You could get a new
bus for that.
Young Doctor Well, you see, he
didn't know what was the matter
With, it no he called a consultation.
Patient Are thirty high balls of a
night too much, doctor?
Doctor That depends upon your
powers of resistance.
Patient Oh, them's all right, I
licked four cops once.
Waller I let UUnks have $10 a
year ago. I guess he thinks I have
forgotten it.
Wood Why don't you tell him you
have, so he won't worry?
Deacon Grubbins "When I was
joung- it was considered a sin to
lance!
Miss Flusher Only that! The way
erne people dance now is a crime!
"I punish you, my
child, to show
Brown I never
Abner, nor wrote
made him a gift,
after him, and he
Jones It was w
visited my uncle
him a letter, nor
nor named a baby
left me J10.000.
orth more!
Mabel Tell me all about him, dear
my love for you."
"Your love is blind, pa. You never
know where you are going to hit."
Is he imyi'esHlve?
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is often mistaken
vel wny, JuaDei, ne
for a waiter!
Is Ed Fred or Is Fred Ed, or Is Oh, My Poor Head!
as BOYS
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THE DINGBAT FAMILY
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