THE: OREGON. DAILY. JOURNAL, PORTLAND, SATURDAY EVENING, JANUARY 9, 1915. THE JOURNAL . . ! AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER ' C. H. JACKSON.. , .PublUber Ptitillabed every ermine (except Sunder) nd eiwry Handiir morning ut The Jonraal Boil, tnr. Broad war and Yamhill ata., Portland, Or. bntrrad at the pontofflca at Portland, Or., for trnainlaIon through tb malls u second ' . claM matter.'' -" - Ifcl.KPIIONKg Main 7113; Uome a-8061. All department readied hf thea number. Tell ! ew operator wnat wpanm-ni jkm wmi. i KOHKIfiN AIVEUT1SINO aEPHESENTATIVBl Knjnnln Kenttvir Co.. BronswlcB PMf-, J Klftb ae. New York, 121S Peopled Hat Bide., i'hlraro. " , HalMKniptlon term by mall or to any ad dieaa In the United Mate or Mexico: - - ' .. . , .! .... - DAILY - One yeir . ...... $5.00 t One tnonttt I -SO '. ,j SUNDAY . Onei year.......2.&o t On month. ..... .1 .23 ! DAILY AND MONDAY ; One' year .$7.60 One month I -SB -8 Don't be mischief maker. De mos' good you kin do in &ia, world ain't much, but de mai', harm you can do is a heapUncle Eben. .SALARIES AND 8AIRIES T l HERE are salaries and salar ies. . Senator Farrell's pro posal for a horizontal, cut of ..l..l. Innl..r. nn -A ,, a and ttewllderlng responsibility. iin the list proposed by Senator Farrell, it can- hardly be estab lished that tbe salaries are well balanced. ' A sample appears in a comparison of certain state and county offices. It; is proposed to fit. the sheriff of Multnomah coun ty' and a Justice of the supreme coiurt at $8600 a year. The higher functions performed by a supreme .Juldge and the'long course of train ing necessary for a Judge to fit himself for his work make the proposal unbalanced. Another example Is that it is suggested that the pay of a cir cuit Judge be made $3200 and the clerk of his court $3600, or $400 more. ;Nobody will contend for. a moment that the ,service rendered j DX the clerk of a court should command more compensation than the presiding judge in a court. Nbr Is it sound doctrine to InsiBt that a railroad commissioner with all the training and responsibility imposed on that office should . re ceive only $3200 while a sheriff In Multnomah county is to be paid aj proposed $36p0. ' ( Senator Farrell's endeavor for a reform in salaries has merit as a, whole but there are positions and positions and there should be nnhu .rii..tmont. in Mch it.o .i..Ma. -nrt 0r,rtr,c,tv.Mrti0 ! of the Office should have weight in determining the amount of compen sation. Generally speaking, many posi tions In the public service are overpaid.; The wild scramble for w 1 public; Jobs whenever positions are"3 ub- u uears available is the evidence. Money is wasted by the bwcketfull In hir i ing clerks at legSslatlve sessions at $4 and $5 a day to do little or nothing, i Of course there are many -ex-ceptlons, but it is! almost the rule that those In public employment receive more than their services would command In private em- ployment. Yet, there is not a rea son in the world why the public should pay a higher price for ser vice than paid by a private em ntover. If anv difference, it shnnhTKeaged In the battles were first to be In the nubile service, for nf f i- -cialdom Invariably has shorter fhours, more holidays and In gen eral less exacting! duties and re quirements than lis the case in private j employmeffi. RIGHTS OF NEUTRALS VENEZUELA has proposed an " International conference to discuss the rights of neu-. trals. The proposal goes farther i than any of Its predeces sors and suggests that all countries now at peace. Instead of the twenty-one nations of the western hem r isphere, shall be j Invited to send delegates. . It. Is said there! is no intention of attempting to change the. rules of International law immediately. - Thfl nlan la -for tiAnrrnla tn Vmii their conference in Washington 'and i cnnsidAP all Tirnhloma owitirlns -out of the war that affect nations " not involved In the conflict. ' It is urged that! a definite agree ment as .o what should be done to clearly define the rights of neu- . trals on land and- sea- might be possible. Then, after the crbse of the nreiiAnt war. thn vnrlr nl tko delegates would be placed before another congress ;of nations, and in this second assembly the agree ment of present neutrals would be ; suomiiiea to an nations, including those now belligerent. ' v " America's protest to Great Brit . ain concerning the harasring of American neutral comme ce brings ; to tne iront me necessity pi some : binding , international agreement nxing the rights of neutrals Veneziiftla'R nlan wnnid if .n.cViP08 to accept their arbitrary das-5 promise definite results ' The conference held in London P ' Up by the best authorities. In 1897? failed of its purpose but' Whetber bis ruling' will please following this irraf war w t. reason to believe that ifall neutral nations, ; ieaded! by the United States,' should make reasonable de mands for recognition of ihe rights of peace as well as the rights of war .the. demands would be agreed to. .. . England herself has -Insisted . that a blockade to be binding roust be effective. But ' Great i Britain has been unable) ; to maintain an actual blockade of Germany and Austria, partly because of the: fact that neutral powers border the two empires. , The has,., therefore, sought, the same result by extend In g ' the contraband principle, : so that neutral nations would be re-1 strained from shipping goods that uuguit una . meir , way imu cuuj tries at war with England. What " Venezuela proposes and what neutrals ' should Insist upon. Is that no belligerent in the future-should have a right to rove the seas,, preying upon neutral Commerce,' PORTLAND SCHOOLS. T IS not probable that there is a serious - difference between the school board and Superin tendent Alderman over the giv ing of places to teachers. s Naturally,, the membera of the board would not go Into a whole sale business of making selections for positions. They are busy men. They have not the time to devote to' seeing ; applicants and passing upon recommendations and quali fications. What la more, In a gen eral way, they are anxious to avoid the bother, responsibility and ex penditure of time ' required by such a course. " . ' In fact, It is one of the obvious functions of the superintendent to investigate qualifications and! make selections. That Is one of the details for which a superin tendent is employed. 1 is because he Is especially trained and espe cially competent fo- such work tiat a district has a superintendent. '- Indeed, how can the head of any institution succeed, if not per mitted to select his tools and working force? r The effectiveness of the teacher very largely determines whether or not the schools are to be ef ficient. To avoid random and in discriminate selections, there should be a qualified head with practical knowledge to choose teachers. That is the plan in vogue in all modern .ducational institutions and in all advanced school dis tricts. It is the plan recommended in the report of the Portland school Burvey. It Is obviously the intelligent plan by which to promote . the highest efficiency In the schools, and it is the highest efficiency that the public wants and to which it is entitled. A GOOD OMEN A BERLIN dispatch says the German army authorities have issued a general order prohibiting troops in the tMA from fraternizing with forces of the enelny. It is said this fra- ternizlng occurred in the western war zone at Christmas to such an extent that Germans and British played football and agreed to sus pend hostilities for two? days more. Perhaps this dispatch is not to V . Jt . - X ........ Ta 1- A. : ll t . the Germans ' and British clayed football Christmas Cay anywhere on the long battlellne, the fact is evidence that this war is not a conflict between races hating each other, but is the result . of sys tems of government in which the people have little to say. Undoubtedly! the fighting thus far has inspired mutual respect by the soldiers of) all armies. It was so in our Civil war, and when the end came men who actually en- ieclare thu sterling, qualities of their former adversaries If a general order to prevent fraternizing has been necessary, it is a good omen. It means, after all, that, man to man and mind .to mind and heart to heart, th races are not held apart in hatreds by the im aginary frontier lines and differ ent languages that divide them into groups called nations. It means that centuries of civilization have really done something and Is con stantly doing more to spread the gentle doctrine of the universal brotherhood of man, In spite of wars and monarchs and scheming chancellories. INDIAN NOT MONGOLIAN G ATO SELLS, commissioner of Indian affairs, has decided that the Indian In tin M.l , " . . . gollaru This decision will not definitely settle the question over which ethnologists have pon dered but it seriously affects the publishers of text . books used in Indian schools. Commissioner Sells has ruled that text books which do not classify the noble red man as a distinct race and which in cludes him in the Mongolian fam ily will he dropped from the au thorized list of books in the In dian service. Certain recent writers in an ef fort td reduce the number of races into which men ere divided, have v shown a disposition to do awav . with the old classification of the Indian as a distinct race. Commissioner Sells doos not pro- t eifIcatIon and he claims that, he is J i xne maians -ana the Mon- BolIans has not been determined, THE WORK GOES ON T HE coming of Bishon Sumne to take up the work laid down by the lamented Bishop Scadding suggests the thou eht that no man " is Indispensable- in the scheme of things. When a leader dies the community : pauses for- a brief moment to wonder how It is going ; to get along without hfm but soon, there comes .another man out of the ranks ; who takes up the "burden ? of leadership and carries it on a little farther. The work goes on though the workmen. fall. No man is greater j than the cause In which he Is eu- listed. Every great work is built above a grave, even as men, in j the words of .; the poet, rise on I stepping stones or. meir ;. ueau selves to - higher things." ana many ; a hoy and man goes . The altar, of peace demands Its Into the flotsam and jetsam, where blood sacrifice as does that of war. as on a farm they might become One of -those who thought that the world could not get along Z a. t . M, 1 ' A - 0 Egypt, on his tomb, according to his will, was inscribed: "My name is Ozymandias, . king- of Vintra' I -" I Look on my works, ye mighty, I and despair." In a sonnet on the ruins of the great . Egyptian's memorial Shelley mintoa this Inscrintinn an it Artrfst m the f OllOWin g Comment ' Of ' rebuke : ,r.i,i . . rj AOtblngr beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal" wreck. boundless I V and bare, The lone and level sands . stretch far away, '.-y: YESTERDAY AND TOMORROW S YSTEMS change. Processes of yesterday are in the dis card today. Nothing endures. J War was once a matter of I men. .In the European trenches today it is more, an issue Of machines. . " . j page of The Journal to prove the truth; a, ,ik. t iAotm7 assertions, and so I will merely; J w.c l"y I Of how things are - passing. Sev- j eral hundred farmers of all ages ar attending r-nUotra fharo Tt is the Farmers' Short Course, and it presents the busy scene -of prac tical farmers back to school, study ing the methods and 'preparing to " -vv"-" science Das .mrown aDOUt me DUo.-1 ness of farm production. rrv,t . ,i , t, This sort of thing has been go- ing on for years. With increasing interest and larger attendance, the producers of the state are annually cuMn,y v,t , J A. - t, VUlv AXA UUUi3 VI UIUIC iUlCl Ilgently directing their endeavors. Nobody knows the limits to which this process of increasing production in Oregon has gone. The operations on the farm are j being subjected to the inexorable rule of change. Agriculture has become a highly developed science. The farmers themselves are swiftly learning the requirements which accelerate -production and increase yield of crops. It is one Of the biggest agencies tnr oHiny n. ivn nrA'a'it I " mv. T.r .I. r Biaio. xiie buii is lue siorenouse from which nearly everything j comes. The mines and the forests I and other great resources becorie exhausted, but the land goes on yielding forever. The presence of so many prac tical . farmers at the place of in- Struction at Corvallis and their enthusiasm in their investigations is abundant proof of what the pro- cess means. It is evidence of . a transition movement in which I there is a spreading knowledge of hOW tO 'get the UtmOSt OUt Of the , , ,.., . . . . " . land, Of TlOW to do the most to make the agricultural population I prosper, of how to add the most t tv, ,,, o- to the annual farm production of the commonwealth. There is no bigger influence for converting our fields, ..nd orchard.!, ana pastures ana meaaowg into a 1 greater and more splendid Oregon. GOVERXMEKT SHIPS A MERICA'S need for ships to! carry American products is t I Opposition to the bill for government owned ships is ex- Dlained larsrelv bv the rennrt of piainea largely Dy tne report .Of cabinet officers on rate advances since the European war began. They said: Rates on cotton from New York to Liverpool jumped from 20 cents a j hundred pounds in July to 40 cents! in September and 75 cents in Decern-fHottin went from 20 cents a hundred in Grain rates July to $3 , in December. rose from 4 and 6 cents a bushel to 16 and 17 cents; on provisions to Eu ropean ports the ' increases were from $4.87 to $7.30 a ton; .flour from 12 and 13 cents a hundred to 26 and 25 cents; cottonseed oil from 97 cent's to $1.95 a barrel, and on other com. modules correspondingly.. Opponents of the pending meas- " J "'" Tiro BflV trio Ama-t1fan nCAnl. I not do taxea 10 maintain govern- mnt nwnoH moM ,to 1 vu. . " wuviuuoij, mey upyose govern- ment ships because they want to tax American commerce and in- dustry to death with their extor tionate ocean freight rates. gument in favor, of the bill. ' FARMS FOR CITY BOYS F ROFESSOR GAULT of North western University has ad vised Chicago's , crime com mission that farm colonies at least sixty miles from the cltv should be Drovided for iuvenile d-1 linquents. He recommends that city and state cooperate In buying and operating the farms. These farms, says Professor Ganlt, should" provide ?; opportuni- ties for agricultural pursuits and shop work, in addition . to formal eaucauon, ana snouia oe as far as possible conducted by the boys Hospital treatment shoulC be pro- 'a : " Wluwi wrf otnerwise Bnouia re aemea on cer - tificate of the medical Staff that a boy for whom parole is asked . ' is in such condition that he would be a menace to others. There La much to recommend these modern .views.- Many juven ile offenders are at outs with so- clety principally because of their environment. Farm lifa ' wnnM 1. v . . mem iruui aswuauuua icujpi- ing to - crime. It would put " the boy face ' to face with nature, ' in an atmosphere conducive to health. It would place opportunities 7 be fore him that the city does not afford. H The way to reform a boy Is to inspire him with an - ambition to make something of himself. But TOmyeuiiuu in me, taiy : is - aeen useful - citizens. Lettere From the People i-mmanicauoM sent to Tbe Journal lor pntiucallun in Lhia Aeuartment ahoulri h writ ten on only one aide of tbe taper, ebduld no ow wwua tn wugui uia must oe ic corona nied by the name and addresa of the Ker,'h. kT,'1 t.0?, rt? - ""CUM. lno l reiormera. iic raiwuauzes ererytuing it toucbes. it roba j principle ot all t ale sanctity and throw them I 'aec"s on their reasonableness. If they hare 1 reaaonaWenese. it ruthk-aalT trashei them oat of existence and seta un Ita own conclusion m meir aieao." wooarow wuaon. The Races In Britain. Portland, Jan. 1. To the Editor ot The Journal Will you allow me toj answer as briefly as possible the criti- cism by a correspondent in your issua of January 4, of my letter regarding: the race of the British people? I ami not at all surprised at the indignant Protest which my letter brought forthj fojL no one, wh, is, unversed l in ments wouId naturaUy seem somewhat radical. It would Tequixe at least a ret forth or the benefit of my critic the underlyinff facts upon which I j based my letter, and conclude with a Mt of authoritative books which will substantiate my thesis. At the time .of the Roman occupa tion of Britain the vast majority of the Inhabitants of the Island were of the old neolithic Stock; that Is, they cephalic stock common to southern Europe and northern Africa, The Romans, being substantially of the same stock, left no trace. If there is a rm at nl1 ,r ,a ut,Mr with th5 brachycephalic race of cen-i tral Europe,- and my assertion that ther was scarcely a trace: of that breed in Britain when the Romans lef Is true, notwithstanding the denial of my critic. , The subsequent invasions of Britain by the Teutons did, it is true, intro duce into the island large numbers of the tall, blonde, dolichocephalic stock of northern Europe, but not enough to form a majority of the population. We cannot blame the lady for what she has gleaned from Green and what she learned in her school histories. Gre'en and the other older historians fell Into the pit which Max Mueller digged for himself by confusing philo logical with ethmological affinities, and the school text books are notor iously ignorant of the meaning of the word "race.". I If my critic is sUll in doubt as to my sanity I would refer her to the following standard works on the sub- Ject: Ripley's "Races of Europe Keane's "Races of Man; ,Marett'a "Anthropology;" Munro's "Story of th British Race." HERBERT B. AUGUR Farmers' Fire Insurance. Sublimity, Or., Jan. 6. To the Edi- commodate those of our members who could not be present and are readers of your valuable paper, I hereby sub- A vL a 2 tW vr rnr' pm r- Hef aHHor.ia.tinn of Sublimity. Or., held its nineteenth annual meeting at this Pce., ne meeting was wen uenueu and all of its members took an active int-rest in it nroceedlnes. I The secretary-treasurer's report showed that there were more policies for insurance issued during the last year than in any year previous. There were 63 nolicies issued, insuring 92 11.dei?5aD,V1Ltf 7 Vo". wero 434 policies , in force insuring 702 buildings and contents Tor 303, 714. The treasurer's report ' showed that January 1 1914, there was in the treasury 173.57; received during the year (92.40; fire loss during the year onlv J 3.50: total salary and Incidental expenses $210.26; leaving- $355.72 cash on nana. .'',- ' During the last 19 years the average led to only $1.60 per $1000 pertVear. This low cost 13 principally attributed to our havin our own directors as so- UcltorSi thereby preventing hazardous and over insurance risks. " j There were provisions Triad e to have ample reserve funds In the future so as to be able to pay all claims phompt- ly on demand. The following officers were elected for the ensuing year: F. A. Bell, president. Sublimity; Charles r secretary-treasurer', Sublim- lty; directors, w. 1. uowning, Shaw; B. Minten, Scio; P. C- Freres, Klumb; Henry Steinkamp, .Aumsville; John Bender, Jordan. CHAS. HOTTINGER. Alaska Railroad. Portland, Or., Jan.. 6. To the Editor of The Journal I would appreciate it if you in your - paper would answer these questions; Can you ' tell me definitely when the Alaskan Railroad 11. . . 1 x . . 1 . . j. wm covere witn snow ai present.' GEORGE, "MARTIN. The date at which operaflons will begin has not been announced. Of course, preliminsry operations in the wy of investigations for. the purpose of obtaining data are already in prog ress.. Shasta's summit is always snow covered, and at this season practically the entire mountain must be snow clad. ' .: . j' The Case of Jesse Wing. j Portland, Or., Jan. 7. I would ask what penalty can be meted out to this terrible creature, Jessie Wing? I am told all the law can give him is a short sentence in the .penitentiary, but his chances of a parole are good. What protection have out children against iw ..rni titrM? ,tm hov-h eon. f esaion is verified by his victims, that he criminally assaulted two - innocent girls, using a pistol to intimidatf them. There is too much -sentimentlm han dling this class. .READER. The Victoria Cross. : From the Indianapolis News. Among British soldiers, to win the Victoria Cross is to achieve a distinc tion compared to which membership in the house' of commons is fensignlf I- cant. No question of rank or length lof service is involved in its award. Whoever wins it receives from $60 to 1 $250 annually for the rest of his Ufa, The medal itself is a simple little MaUcse cross m, fL, Drol en I rmm parnirm rantum1 from th. Tina. sians in the Crimea, .and it bears two words "For Valor., A young mate named Lucas is said to have won It first by seizing 4 a. sputtering bomb and throwing it overboard. s That was in 1854, .but the cross was not 'pre- I sented till two years later.. Since then it has been won by hundreds of sol Idiers and sailors, and, though the 1 nun who instituted it is lane air,.. j dead., and , can no longer . bestow the 1 crosses m person, -as was e once her custom, the "V. XX," h.n it is popularly Known, us more mgmy coveted 'than i ever. A FEW SMILES An old Scotch woman was famous for I speaking kindly. No sheep . was so J dark' but she could discover some white spot to point out -to those who could see only blackness. One day a gossiping neighbor lost, patience with her. and said an grily: "W u m m a n. ye'H hae a gude word to say for tbe deevil himself!" ; . WeeL fee's' . terra industreeous bodyr ... ... ,t - There could be no dispute in the matter. The Jockey was Just ovee weight only the -merest' fraction, but enough to disqualify him. ; The' disappointed owner glanced from the little rider, to the scales, then, to the rider again. "William. he said. "can't you do some thing to lighten yourself a. Jbit?' "o, sir; ain't 'ad a bit t any sort these two days.iL "Hum! Shaved?? - "Yes, sir; five minutes ago., "linger nails? The jockey held out his hands. The nails were clipped almost to the quick. . For a moment the owner was silent. Then a bright idea occurred to him. Run away and have your tonsils cut," he shouted. "Hurry, lad, hurry!" The Ragtime Muse . Here's Another Fallacy. I love a maid with glorious hair. A maid with wondrous eyes; I marvel at the beauty rare That in each dimple lies. There never was a smile so bright As on her perfect face: I view with infinite delight My loved one's matchless grace. That love is blind the wise men say With many words or, few; My love who walks in beauty's way. Her smile, her dimples, -too. Her face as perfect as a star. Her grace, her hair's bright low. To me seem lovelier than they are Because I love her so. Thus do the wise men prose and prate! But who would heed them long? Hi pause, despite my blissful state. To prove that they are wrong. That they've no wisdom they can spare I sternly Judge by this: They call love blind and yet declare It sees what others miss' The Year Gone: The Year Come. From the Chicago Herald. The year 1914 has been a year to which few civilized men will look back with the wish that it could return. It has been a year of enormous calamity ror the human race as a whole. In that calamity the American people have also suffered, despite the bless ings of profound peace, and abundant harvests here at home. It was the year in which the impos sible happened. At least both the pacifists and the advocates of pre paredness told us it was impossible. We were assured that preparedness as sured peace. It didn't, Ws were told no future war could bq long. We hear the combatants on both sides .speak of nothing but fighting to exhaustion. We have learned that neither paper agreements nor the most solemn na tional pledges prevent war. We have seen them curtly dismissed as "only words. as "just scraps of paper." We have learned that neither-extreme pre paredness, as in the case of Germany, nor unpreparedness that is ludicrous in the military expert's eyes, as in the case of England, averts war. Through much blaming of the arro gance of rulers and the sins of states men some of us have learned, we be lieve, that the trouble lies deeper, and that before peace on earth can be as - sured, even between nations deemed' eiviuzea, me peoples or. inese nations must get a new mind about war. They must learn to regard war col lectively aa most of them Individually regard the use of ' deadly weapons. They must learn to regard war as never justified save In actual self de fense against attack not merely sus pected or feared, but actual and tangi ble. They must learn that nations may iiiri fiB-tit oniv am mar. fio-iita against a murderer visibly seeking his life. If these lessons shall be truly learned hnmand yet look back upon 1914 as a year that was memorable for something more than its sorrows and sacrifices, for its cruelties and its calamities. We may, look back upon it as the year in which w,jsan re?'r 1 Iff r?H Un,ter th! providence of God and the sharpest discipline, the abiding truth of our in - terdependence and the invincible neces - sity of proving by our works our faith in the brotherhood of man In bidding farewell to the year that is gone the American people may con- 8 is come as one that, will be better fort"11" -"- vl wmjf, ic o. ""' i.taijr ui y uttu them and can be no worse for the war- 'signed. A craft which can slip through tbe air with the speed of an express ring nations abroad. The year that is train and cruise about for 36 hours; which is fitted with searchlights for gone opened - with peace, between all nocturnal prowling; which carries machine guns to repel aggressive aero nations. It closes with 10 nations en-'30 js obviously a piece of mechanism that has its uses. But what are gaged in the most enormous -war that they? To send up a eppeiin jn oraer to watch the effect of artillery fire andray neeyear that as come : would be reckless under ordinary circumstances, fCaptive ballootis, aero will . close with all nations again at planes and small dirigibles perform that task satisfactorily without endan- 1 t M a. a. ri ! t r ' - 1 .T 1 . peace, and a peace that will perma nently endure. France and Belgium. From the Atlanta Constitution. . An interesting report that 'has come from the scene of the conflict in Eu rope is to the effect that tribulation has shaken the proverbial French skep ticism, substituting for it a sentiment of religion. 7 If that development shall prove to be accurately reported, and not merely ephemeral, the holocaust will not have been without us compensations to France. Already there have been other compensations, in the suppression of the liquor traffic in Russia anJ France and its lessening in England. Now, if ' religion shall spread in France as a re- buh v& uio wtti, ui tuBwiuui nui lu&ifl something to mark up to the credit of the militarists. It is doubtful tf France, as a nation, ever-has been as agnostic "or .atheistic as we have been led to believe. It is true that the "intellectual" of France,, the aristocracy and the leaders of lit-' erary circles have manifested little in terest in organized religion. But among the great masses of the people which, after all. make the France as it will go down in history, It is likely tbe typical popular adherence to re ligion exists. ' V ' However, no nation can hava a sur feit of religion, provided it does not rise In hypocrisy or opportunism or ex pediency. If it is not with Francs a. case of "the devil was sick, and the. devil a monk would be," humanity is to be congratulated. - ' T One Way 'Out. .-. - j! From Judge. . ' ' I wish I knew how to get rid of trouble," -,-. - 1 - "I'll help you out. I know a fellow who's looking for itt" PERTINENT COMMENT SMALL CHANGS Satan never offers to go into part cership with a busy man. ' Men love women less than they love to have , women love them. , ,. .: . ' Laxy people usually work -overtime when It comes to giving advice. But th income of every married man is already taxed to the limit. ' ... . ; .. , . j Let us try to do riirht at all t!m We'll not succeed enough to hurt any thing. , . The more polite two women are when they meet the more they hate each other. If some men had never been ' born, some others might have to work for a living. When a man says he is blase It means that his disrestive annaratus ; isn't working as it should. What surprises a irtrl most when a young man kisses her unexpectedly is why he did not attempt it before. . The man who thinks a good deal of his wife should not attempt to conceal his thoughts when they are alone. In this world there are some men so mean that they really believe that they are honest when all their debts have-been outlawed. It Is true that a dollar does not go as far now as -it did in. the day of our grandfathers, but its speed is much greater. To our mind the chanmion hi eh powered liar is the man who first started the story that two people can live as cneapiy as one. . THE-DREADFUL ZEPPELIN FALLS-SHORT OF EXPECTATION - Written for By WALDEMAR Managing Editor of T7OR years we 1 possibilities, oertnany s Mm on ants killed, the were directed expected more but with the magnificent destructivenesS of the machines that glide through the atmosphere of a story Military officers, least of all those at the head of the German afrny, were not disappointed. They knew that the Zeppelins could be scout cruisers only and not real battleships,' and they said so unhesitatingly in their technical military journals. During the siege of Port Arthur, more than 10 years ago, the Japanese mortars dropped 500-pound shells on the protective decks of Russian warships. The Russians never blinked, and the warships remained afloat, not even disabled. Many facts of the same kind had long ago convinced military pected of bomb-dropping. There was one supreme moment when bombs might have been dropped with awful effect on massed troops, and that came when Sir John French's forces crossed from England to the continent. Nearly a hundred thousand men were transported in ordinary ships, the thin decks of which could easily have been pierced by a bomb of proper de sign! Yet, we have heard of no attack upon the steamers that conveyed the British troops to France and Belgium, nor upon the regiments them selves as they landed and marched in close formation to the nearest rail way station. Even if we assume that these troops were transported and landed at night, as many of them undoubtedly were, a bomb-dropping airship equipped with searchlights might have ventured upon an attack. If more evidence is required of the utter futility of dropping bombs from dirigible airships, it will be found in the capture of Liege, Namur and Maubeuge. 1 Where were the Zeppelins when these strongholds were taken? We heard of great guns, but mere existence i of that wonderful Iduced fort after fort in Belzium. shows how little the Germans relied on j the offensive power of their. Zeppelins. Why construct such oOnderous. ,Ynpn si v arrtllcrv if a Zenrwlin ran , 1 c;t. . sive from a height of a male? Why to Maubeuge, drag it for days over crete, so that a 1700-pound shell or crack open a refractory cupola like Wilder than all the bomb-dropping fables are the tales which credit Germany with the intention of invading England with a fleet of Zeppelins 1 be general staii or tne berman armv know that huge sheds must be built a Zeooelin s base is not the headauarters of an armv. but a harbor some- ' nrhr in fj-rmanv a a ml tn whi thu3 im? navc Den .DU"' al Drus"ls HU luur nearer tne seat 01 war, ooin on iana ana sea. wuni von z-cppcnn nas spent years in trying to devise a way of fettering his unruly giants in a gale near the ground, and to his lack of success are to be attributed some Qf the catastrophes in which his ships have been destroyed. A hundred new Zeppelins require a hundreds sheds.; and Germany has not half that "-fc . ,.,n.r kJU f- , ;,c;. 1 . j"1"" - '" j carry more than a few regiments, Itively to their size. How useful Germany's 14 Zeppelins have been, or for that matter the airships of France,, the only other gering many lives and without entailing a heavy financial risk. -To. employ the Zeppelins for daylight reconnoitenng is possible, but also hazardous. An aeroplane is so much smaller as a target; so much swifter as a vehicle, so much cheaper as an investment, that it would naturally be selected for ordinary scouting. No wonder that official dispatches tell us much of the aeroplane and the exploits of its pilot, but very little of the dirigible. Copyright. 1915. by the Philadelphia Public Ledger. WELL-TRODDEN By John M. Oskison. I acknowledge my indebtedness i to the thrift; booster or tne .American . . . i,4r. r. rhi." Jtn- Hll.hitt nf 7rfc., ru-v vtm -jd to . t """ditor one. day: 'You have a young man named Cunningham . in your division, haven't your " 'Yes, sir.' " " "Well, keep your eye on him." . '"Why? He's one of my best men. Tie ought to be; I saw him depos iting money in a savings bank the day before Christmas'." Of course the statistics show that more money is taken out of ths sav ings bank the day before Christmas than is put in, ana tne yonng xeiiow who can make a deposit on that day la certainly well started on the thrift road. But I don't tbinK i te sus picious of the young fellow who drew out some of ills deposits at Christmas time. ' If you have the opportunity read the figures -showing increases in deposits in the savings banks after January 1. 1916. I venture to. say that for every dollar. -withdrawn at Christmas time two dollars will go in about January L We already have a tremendous popu lation' of savers. In all sorts of banks throughout the country they have de posited some seven - billions almost enough to pay for all ths crop pro duced in too United States in 114. In all sorts of building and loan and AND NEWS IN BRIEF OREGON SIDELIGHTS The school census of The Dalles shows an increase of 112 in the num ber of pupils compared with, that of a ye,ar ago. . .That Linn- county is not only en tirely out of debt, but in addition has $20.2.98 .on the ' credit side of the ledger, is the statement made by Treas urer W. W. Francis, who has just fin ished balancing his books. : . The only troubU with Marshfield's bie new auto fire, trunk: U that It speeds so fast to a. fire that there Is noming aoing ror some moments, until the firemen can assmhi. sn it ma.i toe found necessary to put on more wuo. men. woo wm be always on the Job. - Medford Sun: The striking feature of the report of Secretary Streets of the Commercial club at the annual meeting of the organization was the financial statement, which, showed a balance of $144.56 in the bank and no bills outstanding the best showing for several years. . The ladies who are maimdnr the Coffee club at Pendleton are selling! books of 6-cent tickets that are re deemable only at tbe club. Charitable citizens who purchase these books are thus enabled to relieve the needy with assurance that they are helping them to bread and not to booze. Ia Grande Observer: Union county is one of ten in Oregon employing a farm expert and Mr. Cat has proven himself of so much practical benefit to the farmers and orchardists of this county that the county commissioners in their budget provided for a contin uation of the work for the next year, and the sentiment of the taxpayers from all parts of the county . stands behind this action. The Journal KAEMPFFERT Scientific American have heard of the dreadful military the enormous size, the speed of aerial dreadnoughts, developed to their present perfection only after so many catastro phes that Emperor William II publicly declared that persistent old Count von Zeppelin, their creator, was the greatest German of our time. But when the test of war came, what a popular disappointment! A few bombs dropped on Antwerp and Ostend, a square or two 01 houses demolished, a dozen non-combat wireless station at which the missiles missed by a wide margin the world of these leviathans than this, some thing comparable not with a Black Hand outrage, by rl. G. Wells. experts that not much is to be ex little of great airships. In truth, the .4: - centimeter mortar, which has re destrov a sree-l-rnrreri'H fnrtifirarinn - f.. UArA; t t,;K transport the piece by rail from Essen hills, foot by foot, and bury it in con two, hurled from its short bore, may a nut? is not comoosed ot imbeciles, lnev to house a fleet of great dirigibles; for - ri harhnr it must rr-rire from tirni tn that three Zeppelin, sheds al "iwcrp 10 unug me airsuipa ---. so small is their lifting capacity rela- nation which has a fleet comparable ROADS TO THRIFT savings and loan - associations Ameri cans have invested savings amounting to nearly three -billions, and in insur ance policies that will produce in the future money for persons named as beneficiaries Americans own savings of some twenty billions. " : Many millions of us know the' saving road. - We are worth keeping an eye on, according to Mr. Hughitt's theory. And from this time forward w shall have more and more company as we travel the thrift road. Cavalry's Modern Uses. ' . . From the '. Buffalo Express. A speech by . Emperor William, cabled from Berlin, tells of his regret at having" to use cavalrymen in this war as- infantry to man ditches. Cor respondence from the other side tells cf -British and French cavalrymen be ing similarly employed. The horses are left four or five miles in the rear and the 'men fight from the cover of ditches the same as foot soldiers. Both sides are learning the lesson of ths . Boer war, s that horses cannot profitably be ridden into; the; fire, of modern long range guns, but are of great use in transporting men rapidly from point to point and for-scouting and , covering purposes on marches. The Russians alone are using their cavalry successfully tn raiding around the flanks on the communication lines of their enemy.j r - TJ XABX.Y SATS" - ... By 1Y-4 JUoUay, Special Btaff Writer ef '". . The Joaraal. . " A good many years ago X purchased from one of our local bookstores a dic tionary of the Chinook language and brushed up my jargon. ; In the old days the pioneers needed no dictionary to brush up their jargon. The language was in constant use and the traveler who had no knowledge of jargon was looked upon as very much of a tender-foot- ' ,.; But Jargon, like the buckskin clad trappers and scouts used . In s th Cfcrly days, has served its purpose and its chief interest today is to the his torian. The language started in the old days when Fort George, , by the mouth of the Columbia, was the main trading camp, in the northwest. The jargon language was an attempt of the traders to find a language which could be used In trading with all of the tribes in the -northwest Astor's men, th managers of the Northwest Fur corn pany, and the factors of the Hudson's Bay company all helped to build the,! language. Many of the words are cor ruptions of French or English words mads by the Indians in trying to pro nounce the word and adopted by the white traders. . - The origin of such jargon words as bloom for broom, pus-pus for cat, tenas lope ror little rope or cord, are easily traced. Other corruptions of English words are glease for fat, kal-a-hwah- tie for calico or petticoat, and also ths words for salt, smoke, sick, wind and shoes. In discussing the formation of rthe Chinook language an authority on tne subject says: For nearly a century the Chinook jargon has served to foster trade, pro mote peac and open the way to civili zation. Out of the confusion of In dian languages and dialects of . the broad northwest t brought Intelligence and more friendly tribal relations. The immigration of the '40s found it ready formed and a universal medium of communication. A quick mind, 'in an hour, could make progress in it. and it could be mastered in a few weeks. Even today you have only to say "Kla howya" to a strange Indian on a city street or out on the reservation to win a smile of appreciation. It has been made to voice the Lord's prayer and the Christian benediction. Hymns are sung m it and blessings spoken at table. And with all its petlteness as a language yet it is broadly Inter national and Intertribal. - "Certain of its words are onomato- poetie coined in imitation t some as sociated sound as tee-hee, for laugh ter; turn-turn, heart; cbuk-cnuk, cart; tin-tin, bell; kah-uah, crow; moos-moos. cattle. 'Other words that enter into very general use -are: Nl-ka Me or mine Cultus Worthless Kum-tuks To know or under stand ' 1 ' Waks Halo Ikt Tum-tum Till-l-cum Skookum T-na3 Hy-ak Wau-wau No j ; None One Opinion People, relatives friends. Big or strong Little or young Quick, hurry Talk "A few simple sentences will illus" trate the phrasing of this remarkable language that has been evolved out of the contact of savagery and civiliza tion: Kla-how-ya six. Mi-ka sick? Kali t ah mika Good morning or evening Are you sick? What ails you?' a Make A fire. " Ma-mook pl-ah Ik-ta mi-kah tl-ka? What do you want? ."The following jargon words, with their English equivalents, are clearly of French derivation: Lapome Apple Lahash . Ate or hatchet Ma-sah-chie Bad or wicked . Le-bal Ball Le-bis-kwee Biscuit or cracker La-san-jel Belt La-plash , Board ..- ' - ... La-boo-tes Bottle La-bleed Bridle La-shah-del Candle Se-ah-po Cap or hat La-chase .' Chair . - La-pool Chicken or grouse Le-cock . Male bird - Oe-aub Devil La-pote Door Le-doo Fingers Le-pee Foot La-poo-ah et Fork La-po-el Frying-pan La-mah Hand , L-mah-to Hammer - La-tet Head Co-sho Hog -": Moo-la Mill La-monte Mountain La-boos Mouth La-peep Pipe r La-gome Pitch Le-see-zo Scissors Le-moo-to Sheep Tenas bal Shot Shan-tee Sing La-tab Table "The following words corns from the Indian tongue: Wake sl-ah ' Not far Klootch-man Woman Al-kt, By and by - - - Chick-a-mln Money Fotlateh A gift, to give Kla-ta-wa Go KIa-hbw-7a GoAd-bye, a general salutation .. Ik-tas Goods , and valu ables Suk-wa-lol Gun , - Tai-a-pus Coyote Mem-a-loose Dead . Mow-itsh Deer Lo-lo - Carry , . Kaw-ook . Dog Il-la-hee - Home- or country, " : the earth Mucks-muck Eat, food Hi-ah ' Far off Wh'H To fall, whim-stick, a fallen tree ' I .-tan 7 Horse O-io Hungry . : "Though jargon has served Its place and has been relegated to the back-. ground, ft will' never become obsolete nor suffered to meet oblivion as Jong as there is a pioneer left who remem bers the old days, the days of his own and Oregon's youth." Exceptions. "J From the St. Louis Times. The T il silent in golf, my dear." Not the way that angry Englishman is playing it with bis H's." " The Sunday Journal The Great Home Newspaper, 'consists of Five news sections replete with illustrated features ' Illustrated magazine of quality. Woman's pages of - rare- merit Pictorial . news supplement'-' Superb comic section. 5 Cents the Copy