The Oregon daily journal. (Portland, Or.) 1902-1972, October 31, 1914, Page 16, Image 16

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    THE .OREGON , DAILY JOURNAl, PORTLAND,. SATURDAY EVENING, OCTOBER 31, 1914.
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WAR TIMES.
THE REASON WHY.
WRONG DIAGNOSIS.
STRICT NEUTRALITY.
NO REASON.
VERY UNLIKE BEN. Tf
KRAZY KAT
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JUBILATION'.
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Doc Toiz need relaxation. Try
Woman "If you'll saw some of . rtretching oat on the flat of your "How did you eet the black eye?"
fJrtt Farmer Last o' your summer that hickory wood I'll give you a Client "J suppose the law is very back." "Two Tellers had an argument and
Carders gone, Itlram? piece of rump steak." .explicit on this point, is it not?" The Man "I've been on the flat of I stayed neutral."
Second Farmer Yep; Mirandy's let Tramp "Gee .whiz, but"?prices is Lawyer "Have you any money?" my back for the last six months, ever "You stayed neutral?"'
n an' th' dogr back inter th' dlnlns soaring! Last month I could get sir- CJlent "No." since I bought that 1900 one-an-a- "Yep; I didn't have a chance to hit
room -again! W loin fer sawin' pine!' Lawyer "It is." half cylinder Bumdix." either of them."
Lawyer I might get you off pn the
grounds of insanity, self-defense,
brain storm, unwritten law, dual per
sonality, somnambulism " Lew Todd Ben's down at the sta-
Prisoner But, gosh hang it, I didn't tlon waiting for his city cousin. So'a
do it. he'll know htm Ben is wear in' a
Lawyer I know you didn't; but no white collar.
Jury would let you, off just on that ac- Bill Wagg No one would know Ben
count. with a clean white collar on.
BRINGING UP FATHER
By George McManus
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I RE MEMBER. THAT JOKE !
fLLTELL IT TO SHRIWP
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'M STEAD OT THAC LOOK
10HAT HE'S D0fM6 WE FECI
sqrry for hm dosit yah?
IF CUe ONLY HAD SOMETWaa
fro DISTRACT HIS ATTENTION!
LETS SEEAXJJ:-A BiRD
WlfeHT DO IT'.-THATS JTj A
JOIKD: oIRDS ARn G-REAT
pDR, 0lSTRASriA4(f ATrENTiflAjs:
THEY OSE THEM OfJ BABIES
WHEN THEY WAMT THEM TO
H-OOK. PLEASANT FOR A ,
PHOTO. OONTTHEY7 YUATS
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I ID JOST LIKE TO
SEE Him Talk TO
ME, THAT'S ALL 'J
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UWRKlNS.
ITS UJORKiMfi!
Saved and by a Little Bird!
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OF COURSE
DOESN'T
REALrze
WHAT HE
ESCAPED.
HE S P022LEj
kT SHRIMPS
IF HE HAD
HE'D WALK
ALON0-ANP
Mi WD HIS
BUSINESS.
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BY A
BIRD1-
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RIGHT. VWB SH00LD
5hou) vol) the
Bird.
A COMIC BIRO,
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ko AHEAD
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SAYINGS
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BY
OH THAT"
U)1LL Do
ANOTHER
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MORE THAN AN AVIIATOR ECAOSB
A POLiCEfV)AN IS MORE LEVL.
NO OFFENSE MO OFfSvse"t
PRON) J. JOEL, BROOKLYAJ 1-JA
A MAD DOq- RUNS IhlTo A DRY QOODS
STORED UJHAT DOES HE? UJAftir ?
THE GOAT (jRABBEl?
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ABIE THE AGENT
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REMEMBER.,
SPAKKBAUM,
YOUAINT
NO VENUS
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VWAT HAPPENED
PIX HE STUMBLE
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YOU QAHT5H0W
ME ONE MAM.IM
HISTORY, OP YOUR
SIZE THAT EVER
AMOUNTED TO
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F YOU EViER. STUWED IN
THE PUBLIC LIBRARY 100
WOULD HAVE" READ FROM
A LITTLE SHORT FEUER
NAMED NAPoleon-berJ
HEAR FROM A LITTLE
EN.FUHSTOM? HE'S
NOW By VERA CRUZ!
WASHINGTON AN&
LINCOLN WERB ,
MEN LI K& MYSELF
KNOCK T0U JM KNC
LINCOLN AND WASH
MY BVrRJcSTISM
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