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8 THE OREGON DAILY - JOURNAL, PORTL'AND, SATURDAY EVENING. OCTOBER 24. 1914. HKTTKH H.W'B. PIjEASED. POOR RATING. OH, NO. ONE WAY. fcil "'iF- .'ST- Lady (to tramp) "Why do you al- Wife John, a fortune teller told iyi stick out your middle finger me today that I would have two hcs- when you eat?" bands! Tramp "Well, you so. lady, in my , Husband And what did she charge better days T lined to wear a, diamond you for that? - ring on that finder amu'tt is hard Wife Well, she only to break off old habits." but I (rave her 2. 'Motorist Are you a cateful chauf feur? Applicant Extremely so, sir! Motorist Then I don t want you. charged 51, .That's -the kind that's always being j. run into by reckless ones! " J , FORCE OP HABIT. UP TO DATE. charged Tramp "Ah, mum, I've Miss' Nemo "We've had several many a battery in my day." fighters in our family on my mother's Woman "Where and when?" side." Tramp "Oh. when I worked in the Mr. Inglenook "Didn't any of them battery department of an electric au- right. Maria all right women should ever side with your poor father?" tomobtle concern." have the ballot if they want it." Copyright. ' 1914." 'international. Serl( Arthur They found him lying with the car on top of him. Ethel Was he conscious? Arthur No; he kept moaning. "All Aleese "Dou you know of dancing teacher? Maudie "There is Professo em; taught grandma the max hesitation in three lessons." a good r Spln- ixe and BRINGING UP FATHER Copyright. 1914, International Sewg Seryice. By George McManus s 1 1 f r thought m , t0 the lemon " thought xo ll tor him: H t, NOT QiN' AH FURTHER I Hin .eTlRf: TO ftE (jre HE' VHAT'b THE MATTER - LOOK ANE?Y I JUbT AVE THAT CAbPER MONAHAN a piece of kvy mind v , mV y AT 1 ASLEEP! '11 J HOPa l KIN CATCH UP TO CAMPER MONA.HAH-HE-HAb NE TICKET: . I; ' I 0 - ii'l I, 1 . v ,1 sake ;wv Ufik A J us BOYS T?-!stpre1 Fnttert Stntes PMent Offio. Well, If Things Don't Break Lucky for Skinny! . ,i . A Sup ?) ' (5h1F J UVAT 7i'f;f SrriS'NooiM NNEUt. NOU) .THAT THE 8ASEBALLI a X (S ) II 7 (S MAM! ) II v .-f. FT STUF, IS THROWN WONOER Ia l 4 S J MSZP W t U)HATS (tOMNA happsm ?j Wx 1 o '" J - AifW I ! fTHANK ODV II fOSH HAN6ir COME- M T i ( f X 1 X . fSa ; 1 vc-v m WE THINK. THIS IS A MERY KEFRESHNQ- PICTURE ESPECILUTI IM THESE CWttUJHtM ENIERTT THIMCt's jovd UP. r-OKCoOl I rife -1.0ft) M- k) AMAffA - m rtoTfc- MQUJ OOJAI IIP. DLOHTYftUTHWK. KJK. A SB?0SJD kTHAT SHRIMP would grab 7 'that nickel: WELL KNOUUM SATlr4CrS ILLUSTRATED SOCH IS, LIFE, SUCH LlfE VWHERe IS IWASHAJQ-TT3W ? tH TWE OlSTRlCT OP COLUMBIA 1 AH, ha: thats the Tmr THOOfcHFl WAS OON- TZ3 SAY DCAQ-PlDf AR6DM ,? OUJA1 UP mJUWJ Jl toJ 1 Al Dfinafl- FRON) Ak. oaklamT o. s. a WEJ ARE 0AJ(r TO START" A ONE WORD SERIAL STORY IM THIS SPACE. IF WE CANT THJMK. OF AMYTHNr ELSE' ABIE THE AGENT Copr-rizM. 1914. Toternatlonal N Srr1e. ForewauTied Is Forearmed and So Is Fore-Son-in-Lawed FROM A CERTAIN ENW,IW 6LED MR. PEKLMAN BORROWED MONW FROrA ME. YESTtSKW IT MAKBS EMAKJIt To REBA LOOK MOPE SURE r L ABE , CAW YOU LOAN ME j'M ONCf TOO iD TO HELP (XTT MINE . PERSFectne f LOAM ME r c V I'M A LITTLE ) BIT HOtT. BUr JF YOU NEED it MORE" THAN WHATl I NEED IT, YOU CAM HB IT? REBA, EUSWER A QUESTION every day Your FATHER. LOANS FNOM ME MONEH VSTWAT RIHT 1 DOHT UNDERSTAND IT, ABE . fA POeNr NtiD IT SEE HIM ABOUT IT TONIGHT - , Md Pa? I MAIL' I AWT A ST1NSY, BUT I PONT LIKE TO rVE OUT ALL ONLY EACt t Tb'toofL RjEBA ABE.YOU'll BE THE SECOND SON-W-LAWTD QCME IN MY VtoiM THIS MONEY IS JHE BOARD IN ADVANCE; DaVou uot- l LORD LONGBOW (Coprrirht. 1914. br Wprnr. He Captures a Whale V XT f feAtLY EXrJvDoES. A C A ?UiET5 A'. ! jAVtToT 1 AbOOt A) A10VMA1N A SHIP TO SAfL vP TO This yOUAJTAlAj 1 - "Alon the coast of Kl Kiouw I was bothered while bathinj . o: j V by a bunch of bally baby whales "You've often seen a poppy chase his tall; why shouldn't a fish? I took a mirror in with me and the next time one of the little biff fellows came near me X held It up. - "He could see his reflection and. noticing his ttiL he chased it. spinning about- like a top. "Their, eyea are stationary and thy caw n't see their tails, ye know. It's the easiest way to catch a whale I know of, as liey spin until they get so dizzy that they would drown unless rescued." .1 f & s