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, , mrwXGE. t . CAUSTIC " SOME STKANGB1W ' '.'WISE POP. REFUTATION. KRAZY KAT
! f MODEST. PEBSONAL LIBERTY. J REVENGE. . . 1 . v- : , , - lVlVrTtl AWTv A
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Jones "Sergeant, I think my daugri- I Silas The nsmng is very goou n. , , & TJTS
ter intends to elope tonight with A bass was caught yesterday weigh-. j QfW2
.. T wan vnn to nalnt ma a life
(fee picture of the 'muskie I caught
Ion mv vacation. Jie was aooui iww
lleet In length.
Artist Uow longT
It Mitn Retter make it five feet. I
'don't want to exaggerate too much.
BRINGING UP FATHER
Visitor Which of those hotels is the
better? ,
t,, rsniin Wal. one of em has
n with baths and the other
First Lawyer I got even with that
reptile, DeMudde!
Siwnnrl Tjjwver How?
wiT-st Tjiwver His wife came to see
me about divorcing him, and I praised
have a bath or not, just as you like. to him.
Ethel Ferdy is losing his memory
tu f Aro-ort 1 t cr ttlinETS.
Edith How long has it been going
on?
TTtViol Twr months.
Vjlith riear me! He must have for
gotten all he ever knew by now, then.
Mike Did you give Dolan th' black
oye?
Pat Oi did not.
Mike Well, he has one.
Pat Ah. that's the way it goes. As
soon as a felly gits a car he shakes his
old friends and makes new ones.
Jones "Sergeant, I think my daugh
ter intends to elope tonight with
young Smith."
Police Sergeant "Well?"
Jones "Well, just lock me up till
rooming, so I can't possibly interfere
with them."
cilia Th ftshinir is verv eood here.
A bass was caught yesterday weigh
ing nearly four pounds.
Hank Who aught him Bill Yapp?
Silas Heavens, no! If Hill had
caught him he'd have weighed nearly
eight.
By George McManus
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This Is a Secret Meeting, All Right Very Secret!
MDCLL KNOlUN
SAYING
ILLUSTRATE
BT
ILL TELL
VOL) MY
NAME IF
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ME YOORS
FIRST!
Aoisun. To ttfiriiax
IF 5HRIMP FLYAiN HAD A MILLfOAl
OnLLARS AMD Ym ASkED HIM FOR-
A 01 ME, HOVM MUCH VNOOLD HE Hve
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PROA) MARTIN ERNEST" THOMAS STEELE
(SOME NAMEj HUH T) ClTT., U. S. A-
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OF ENCtLAND f
ANSHJER. MONDAY
I AT THERE GREW NAU9NAL
BACHEBEAK SPRDOER HAS A10T VET"
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JUNX. BUY MONDAYS PAPER. JDST FOR FUN.
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ABIE THE AGENT
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JAWL EVERY MORNINGTHE
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YOU'LL LEARN Tnt IHTfcMUK. .
OF THE COMPLEX BUSINESS:
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VyIMDOWS AND DUSTUJQ-
CHAIRS BEAT TO
PIECES!
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&RDSSMAN TAJvlNcr IHfc
VJASTE BESKETDONW TO
TWE FURNACE HIMSELF J
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TO BUY TiacETS
MR. KABIBBlE T
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A SEAT NCT
Tb THE TWO
Tickets you
sektme:
THANKS VER MUCH,
THE TICKETS YOU
AVE Mr Son
MlTON.'
fpOKT MErCnON IT,
LISTER tD5mAN.
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EITHER..
"Whll calling on the treachetwai chief of the Slpux
I worT me inflated eult, which I wear t times while
avUtting. I noticed In the reflection of me monocle a
tousle of men crawling up pebln me,
"I merely dropped a couple of flatlrons that I had In.
me pockets and ascended.
Tou see, I had the precaution to fill the suit with
lifting gas.
tt j,, a i iinvn? Whv. a hailstorm came along
and beat me to earth, old chap!"
(Copyright, 1914. by W. Werner.)
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