U i .. A.L, ON DAILY jU PORTLAND, SATURDAY EVEIUIIC, OCTOBER 10. 1 , ' NEW trick Of fashion merges the j waist and skirt into each other in all sorts of unique ways. . Per- hapa It Is that the blouse open diagonally from the shoulders, 1 when Its, Una ata waist IS taken tip and carried on By- the line of the tunic; or, possibly It Is by an oddly ehaped bib, one of wlose edges fol- lows the blouse closing, that skirt and waist are connected Surpliced f bod It eg too ' surpliced tunics and idlago- ' nul openings are continued down aoross i a ciress design from shoulder to hem. When this Intermingling of lines Is . ; successfully accomplished It ;may h . regarded as an achievement for it H not by any means-easy. It Is an Im portant step In dress designing and dressmaking, 'for whatever tends , to ' tha presentation ; of . costume . as a , whole, and correspondingly lessens the effetfnitf its features as separate notes, Is disoXjtly a long stride in the rigot - direct). , ' It wl9le noticed in the Illustrated 1 model thtfi blopse and skirt are con sistently, frerged through the lniroauo tlon of the narrow pointed bib, button ' trimmed Ilk the upper part of the skirt, and continued as a seeming part of It ' right tip to the 'very neck.',-.- This bib . serves also to hold In plaoe ths draping of the blouse fronts, which hay what fulness there is below the bust gather 1 ' slightly .and brought , toward :the cen. ter. -..'.. tV-'-iVV tXtr i W';f:'X , The sides of the blouse are cut with out arms and hung loosely over a light - foundation, to which the sleeves are attached. - v1-.... k-l''-O"''", r' ' Th Upper part of the sleeve la of a .Drooadod stutr. ana-tne jengtn is completed , in plain material and fin ished at the wrist with ruffles of fine i Whlu batiste. There is a Medici neck ruffle -of th same. ;.wi''si-i' iym The skirt is caught up across- the front with three horizontally arranged tucks, not sUtched, but caught to Upes hung . from the . waist on tho wrong side. , They are .caught up for a dls- ' tance of some ten inches or so with 5, the material draping toward the back from the freed nds .of th tuck. Be low the caught' up portion of tho skirt 'is slashed to the hem.-with the .lower corners tacked bak against the front, disclosing a -section of brocade like -that of the sleeve tops; This may be arranged by attaching a panel of the - brocade- to whatever underskirt 14 worn .with th frock, . . , Blue ' and green Is suggested h i pleasing . color scheme; a Copenhagen Lsittle'Stories , Old Grandfather Itf 'le Stiibborn. - Br Thornton W. Burgess. tCopyright, 11S, by J. Q. Lloyd.) . ' "Fee, fl. fo, fumt ' Chug, chug, chugarumT Grandfather Frog actually, had Started out to s the Great World. Tea, sir, be . had turned his back on the Smlllnr Pool; and nothing, that Jerry Muskrat could v say made, the least bit, of. difference Jerry had told him that he was foolish; that he was too old to go out Into the Great World. But Grandfather Frog had made up his mind, and when he do that It is Just a wast of Urn and breath for any on to try to make hint - change It, You see Grandfather Frog Is stubborn. Tea, that is Just the word - stubborn. He would see for himself what this Great World ''was that, his ' cousin, Old Mr. Toad, talked so much ' about and saia was so much better than the Smiling Pool, where Grandfather Frog had spent his whole life. - "If Old Mr. Toad can take car of himself, I can take care of myself out In 'the i Great World," said Grandfather '"Frog,' talking to himself as with great 'Jumps he started out n to the Green Meadows. "I guess he isn't any smarter than I am. He Isn't half, so spry as I am, and I can Jump three, times as far as he- can. I'll see for myself what this Great World is like, and then HI go back to th Bmlllng Pool and stay there, the rest of my: life. Cttugarum, how warm it Is!" , , 1 " It was warm. Jolly, round, red Mr, Bun was smiling his broadest and pour inghts warmest rays down on the Green Meadows. The Merry. Little Breeses or Old Mother West Wind' were taking - nap. .You see, they had played so hard early In the morning that ' they were tired." 80 there was nobody and nothing to cool Grandfather Frog, and he Just grew warmer and warmer with every Jump. HO began to grow thirsty and he did long for a plunge in dear, oeoj Smil ing Pool! But he was stubborn."- He Wouldn't turn back, no matter how un omfortable he felt. He would see the THIS WOMAIJ HAD MUCH PAIfJ STANDING Tells How Lydia E.Pinkhami . Vegetable Compound made ! Her a WeU Woman. : Chippewa Falls, Wis.-" I have al ways had great confidence In Lydia E. I rmkiiam Vegeta ble Compound as I found it very good for organic troubles and recommend it highly, I had dis placement, baek ache and pains when standing on my feet for any length of time, when I began to take the medicine, but I am ailEN I 'it' r ...... w I , In fine health now. If I ever have those troubles again I will take Lydia E. Pink , ham's Vegetable Compound' -. Mrs. Ed. Ferron, 818 High St, Chippewa ' Falls, Wisconsin. Providence, R. L ' I cannot speak too highly of Lydia E, Pinkham's Veg etable Compound as. it lias done won ders for me and I wojild not be without ' It f' ( J had organic displacement and bearing, down pains and backache and was thoroughly run down when I took Lydia E. Pinkham'e ' Vegetable. ' Com pound. ; It helped me and I am, In the best of health at. present" I work) In a factory all day long, besides; doing my , housework so you can see what it has done for me. , I give you permission' to publish; my name and I' speak of your ' Vegetable Compound to many of my friends.?,-- Mrs. Abro. Lawson,' 123 ' LtonlttStlTIovldonce, K.L Iryy j Useful frock for Informal affair - developed la blue and green. . , blu and a bright appl green. . A blue channeuse for the dress and a blue and green brocaded char meus for the upper sleeves and underskirt section. with possibly a row of cut steel but tons to trim the front. for bedtime Great World it It killed him. 60 he kept right on, Jump, Jump, Jump. ' ; v r Now, .Grandfather Frog had "been up the laughing Brook ; and down ' the LLaughlnr . Brook, where he could' swim when negrew Tired or traveling on the hank and where he could cool off when ever he became too warm, but never be fore' had be been very far away from water,', and he found this a very differ ent matter. At first he had made great Jumps, forx that la What his long leg's were given him for,, but the long grass bothered him, and after a little the Jumps grew shorter and shorter and shorter, and with every Jump he puffed and puffed and presently began to grunt You tea, he never before had made more than' a few Jumps' at a time without resting, and his legs were not used to It 80 they grew tired la a very little while.- - '.,v. ' : - - Nowif Grandfather Frog had known WHY THIS By Edna HE'S early, and i doubt if she was extra happy or made her husband extra happy. Tet here you are, spending what money you warU, always well dressed, always ready for a good time, with a hospitable house' and an adoring husband." She laughed heartily, then "Well. I'll tell you," she said. , , "In the first place, Pd had experience with one husband, and I'd had business experience. Also, I wasn't young enough to expect unreasonable things. That for the foundation. . , 1 "I've always had a good Time and all the money I wanted. When my first husband died and I went into business I made more money than he ever did, arjd Jt spent it cheerfully, always taking care not to go over the limit of what I saw ahead, of course. , . i . , "When my second husband proposed I said to him: ' 'Now, before I say yes I want you to understand that If you marry me it will cost you money. I've always been used to nice things and to being generous and having people generous with me. If you can't or won't continue that pro gram I'm not going to marry you.' - "And do you know what he answaredT 1 ' '"Well said he,' 'I guess you've got good Judgment " ::r? '" - "But" I objected, "after having an independent iucome of -your own for so long and not needing to consult anybody but yourself about your affairs, doesn't It sort of grate on you now to have to ask another person for any money you want, or to always consider him in making your plancT" - y -- j -'"I take what money I need," she answered, "without a qualm.' because' t feel that I have earned it When he married me he married a woman with $7t a week salary ability. I put all that ability Into his home. He owes me some re turn fdV it 80 when I ask him for money It is a business matter, to my mind. ' "As for consulting him about my plans, I'm glad to have him to consult I learned that it's no Joke for a woman to saddle her own canoe all alona. Ther are people everywhere Just looking out to some one didn't take advantage of me. X Dusiness wnn a woman. - t nave Known women to pass me up and go to a regular 'shark' and trust him with everything Just because he was a man." , "And now-.doyou keep 'your husband contented t" I asked.,, .SWV-'vir. '!; ."Why r maybe it's because I keep, him interested. I keep up to date, you know, i Also, 1 go about with him a great deal 1 , ' , , t a man likes to gad yen can't keep him from gadding by staying borne and w"iii m vmiuu ui cdb. vio iku witn mm, y'Wi'ji,;,! v'. v' V TeWi?1 V $:&h ; AfM "" 1 ' ' 1 k T 1 f mwrnnu immmmmmmm as much about the Green Meadows tho little people who live there" all the time io, he would have taken the Lone Little 1'ath where the going was ettsy. But he didn't He Just started right out without knowing fwhere he was going, and, of course,; the way was bard, very hard, indeed.' ;, The grass was so tall that ho couldn't see over it, and the ground was so rough-that It hurt his tender feet., which were used to the soft mossy bank, of the Smiling Pool. v.Hs had gone only - a - little way before he wished with all his might that he had never thought of seeing the Great World. But he had said that he was going to, and be would;-, so' he kept right on, Jump," Jump, rest ; v Jump, . Jump, Jump, rest;. Jump, and then a long rest ;'. ' : It, was during one of these rests that he heard footsteps and then a dreadful sound 1 that , mad r cold chills i run, "i all over him.- s Sniff,; sniff,1 sniff I & It Was coming nearer, . Grandfather, Frog flattened- himself , down as close to the ground ,aa he could-get -J But it was of noi useno use at all-i l The sniffing came nearer and nearer, and then right over him stood Bowser, the Hound! Bowser looked Just as ; surprised as he felt Grandfather Frog struggled to his feet and made two frightened Jumps. - "Bow, wowl" cried Bowser, and rolled him over again. Bowser thought It great fun. He was eJoylng It- Grand father Frog wasn't. He thought that his last day had come. -L ' , v .( . v -v ..v.. 1 -':,y : ' Next story "Grandfather Frog Keeps On." ' Forhopperfflatflbuselteepei -! V: By Vella ; Winner. j. . typ-. ',:,.rt:;"'; Beauty .'JBaats.1' jr No woman can look well who has not a happy expression. : iz you r really happy you can at least assume tha amnaiLrajicaL Thlfl can be Cultivated Just as cerUlnly as bodily poise can he cultivated. Train tne min you do the body by daUy exercises. Set aside a time for happy thoughts. Stand before your mirror . and , watch the change lit your appearance and you will wish to prolong the experience, and be fore long will form the habit of wearing a- happy .. expression. Ar-'v: r; , v. There Are Tourteen 01 xnem. If s pretty early to talk of spring and anyway all I know about It is wnat x saw on a color card. That card Dame Fashion's own' particular brand of rain, bow contains. Just 14 new and very lovely shades for spring frocks, coats and millinery. This good Dame's first diet is for solid colors and bright ones at that yet in rather soft tones. Just a word on these 14 new colors: Bamboo Is a . rare combination of yellow and green with a tinga of bronse to , give it distinction; minaret lav a new - yeuow, something after the order of canary, hut with a bit more white in It Cactus Is an altogether lovely new shade of green, rather dark yet witn a certain wmie light that makes it admirable for cotton and silk materials for spring. Oriole Is a safe adaptation from burnt orange and Is especially suited for non materials to be used sparingly on gowns and coats. Bermuda, is a new coral-which will be used in many tones running to the flesh tints. Oleander ! beautiful high nov elty pink which no doubt will be raucn sought after , by young women. Eco is a cross between baby blue and Copenhagen.- Czarina Is a rich mossy green shade, which will be much liked for early spring clothes. The new apricot Is a variety never seen before, for In stead of being that luscious piniusn yel low tint it Is rather a dull and some what unlovely reddish brown. The new haiel is not uniiKe oaK ana rust is a rioh chocelate-llke brown. Turco la. a new adaptation of terra cotta and la said to be esseclally well suited to cloaks and suits TTokyo is a dark green with lots of blue In it. Just as Japanese greens so often have. Foxglove is an Intense new helito trope shade. Apple Fie Divine. ; A woman who always has a differ ent way of serving foods than do 'or dinary nersons. devised this manner of serving gjtpple , pie. She made the pie from ajles souffle that Is cooked lo a pulp and beaten to a froth and with this she filled an open shell made from flaky crust. On top of It sho placed. Just before serving, a moder ately thick layer of plain Ice cream and over this she grated maccaroons and at intervals placed halved r mara schlno ' cherries. This made a beautl fu as well as a delicious dessert Xa a Oom-Popper. 'The uses that an ordinary wire corn' HAPPY WIFE K. Wooley. his second wife, and he's her second husband, and there Isn't a chummier pair of folks that I know or. Bhe's mlddieaged, but her eyes, are bright and full of the Joy of living, and ; her cheeks are pink without any toilet counter aid. Bhe's a happy, hearty wo man, and he s a happy, hearty man, though she was a city woman earning a substantial income In a business of her ' own, and he has always been a farmer whose first wife' was a farmer's daughter. "How do you manage ltr' I asked her. "I know his first wife had to skimp and save it was expected of her. She worked too hard for her strength. She died too 'do' a woman, and I hnd to watch that find, too, Jhat women don't .want to do say 1, ana learn to enjoy it - V V. ; r I Princitlll: h '' Sunshine as. a hair restorer If being lauaeu wiu. great vmauBitiaiu oy a, v.. Mostier, " city . passenger agent of the Pennsylvania , railroad, who declares a teoent experiment In hatlessnesa )s pro ducing marvelous results. ' ; ' , 1 ; Juat look," said Mosher , today. I used to be like a billiard baUi-now real hair is taking the place of the fuss. Sunshine did It I am going to organise a hatless club and spread the gospel. ' Mr, Mosher explains that he has made it a. . praottee to carry,' hjs hat ;ln his hand when he goes out leaving his pate bare to the action of the elements, s "T, r. Burroughs, general freight agent of the Chicago. Milwaukee & St Paul railroad, arrived from Seattle yesterday for a glance at the business conditions In Portland. - He .expects to return, to night. A.iN; Fowler,' eastern traveling pas senger agent of the Milwaukee, with headquarters tit New York, has been in Portland several days, -accompanied by his wife and small son. They are on a holiday trip. , . r . , ': ; .K ? , . : C B. Baker, Portland agent of the Erie Dispatch, left last night for Chi cago on a vacation trip. , ' . . U M. Brown of Walla Walla, Wash., passed through Portland yesterday on the way to San Francisco, where he will popper can be put to are. many, where one can have a good bed of live ooals, either in a furnace, grate or- stove. "1 By placing slices of bread In it ' one can have excellent toast in a' few moments. Its use la equally good for broiling a choice bit of meat or for toasting "wien ers." The' safety with which It can be used oft account , of the v1ong handle makes working with it a pleasure as well as a convenience. ' Business Zs Fine, Thank Ton, . . ' There Is no better way of testing the pulse of business than through the big department store. The sales manager In a, big up town shop told me yesterday that no less than half a dosen of their buyers were again in the east replen ishing stocks, which It was expected would last the season through. Not only has buying been general, but a good class of. goods is demanded. This is true not only In Portland, but in the outlying towns and villages, for the crops are good and the spirit of pros perity seems once more In our midst Stiok Vps,. sro stick Outs. "We street car riding men feel that we should offer up a prayer of thanks giving," said a man to me recently, "since you women have the trimming on your bonnets stick up Instead of out at an angle of 40 degrees, truly one's eyes were in constant danger from Jabs of pointed wings and stiff feathers dur ing the sticking out period. All hail to the "stick-up" and I don't ears how far up they stick." One of the most popular dressmakers In the French capital is using chiffon cloth and plain chiffon together for In door dresses.) This combination looks very, charming In a pale shade of gray with a touch of vivid color at the waist belt and some really handsome lace on the chemisette. Gray in all possible shades is one of the colors of the season. Pearl gray Is being most successfully combined with white velvet and ermine for really rich tea gowns, and a deep shade of smoke gray Is being very much used for man' ties in conjunction with bands of smoke- gray fox. All shades of rich blue are In demand In such materials as velours de lalne and liberty cashmere. Costumes In these materials are trimmed with bands of sable or of black fox, and the craze of the moment seems to be for Chinese embroideries of the finest de scrlptlon. In this day of charming negligees any shoulder scarf can be transformed into part of a negligee. AH that is neces sary for tha transformation is a wisp of tulle, a yard or two of ribbon, a few artificial flowers and a little satin, net silk or mull. The scarf can be formed Into puffed or flowing sleeves, put into a satin Jacket whloh ties with ends made from the ends of the scarf, while the middle part of the scarf is used for the sleeves. Or the negligee can be made with a chiffon panel back and front taken from the scarf, held together with pleated tulle, trimmed with tiny roses made from little ends of the scarf material. Another way to use a scarf on a negligee is to fasten It loosely at eaoh sleeve. Just as a scarf. The effect so produced Is charming and adds to the picturesque effect Old shawls last year were often made over Into interesting evening cloajes. Some edged with fur and softly lined with soft-colored silk were really beau tiful. This year, when Persia will seem ingly predominate. Just as the Balkans and Egypt did last year, there is more reason than ever to bring out the old Persian shawl and to convert It into a wearable evening coat Last spring an Interesting evening gown of net and spangles was exhibited. It was before net had come In for the vogue that It is enjoying now and will probably enjoy for a long time. The dress showed a foundation of plain white net but it was almost completely covered with Egyptian , gause scarfs, spangled with tiny gilt disks and cres cents. The result was an elaborate and rich evening gown. The spangles shim. mered in every light and agave the net a weight and dignity mat maae it tne more attractive. With the gown there was a lltle cap of the spangled net, and an opera bag to match, lined with gold en-yellow silk. , Out of Mouths of Babes Small Fred had been worsted In an encounter with a bumblebee. "Mamma." he said. "I caught a bis fly in the yard, and it bad a redhot neodle In its forft" Horace,' aged five, seemed to be in musing mood, and his mother asked bim what he was thinking about 'Oh." he replied. "I was t- thinking about the time when I. was a little kid." Sunday School Teacher Can you tell me who made you, Joseph? , Joe God made part of me. ' Sunday School Teacher Why, what do you mean by, that t v Joe He made me real little, and 1 just growed tha rest myself. : ;, OREGON FIRST IN POINT ',' t OF SCHOOL ATTENDANCE , .? " ' (Salem Bants of Toe Jeuratl.) t; , . , ' Salom, Or., Oct 18- Figures com plied by the, Russell Sage Foundation show that Oregon ranks first In the per cent of attendance of pupils in the pub lie schools. This has attracted the at tention of the school superintendent of Erie county, Pennsylvania,' who has Written to Superintendent Churchill ask ing for copies of Oregon's compulsory education law, 'Which is declared to.be One of the best ,n existence. It makes the parent instead of the child respons ible for school attendance. " , ' ., arrange for an agricultural exhibit from his section at the Panama-Paclflo expo sition. As secretary of tha Walla Walla Commercial club he has already secured a large number Of exhibits,' especially of processed fruits, but the bulk of the display will, of course, xbe gathered a year hence. . - " i-':i.K":" ,';A;'f J'i'V.' . -f - ! s-.-.;"'vT-" . Oregon's first, representative to the National Conservation. ' congress : .at Washington D. C November 18, 1 and 20, has been selected by the Oregon De velopment 'leagues In the ' person of "Colonel; William 'Hanley. the sage of Harney county. ' .Besides being president of - the' Central Oregon .Development league, Mr. Hanley Is vice president of the Oregon Development league and is reckoned among (he state's foremost boestere,"k.'s -r r'.i..?s';:-',.' Problems- of protection of t'he forests and waterways of the country are tc be considered by the congress and Oregon's Interests In that regard are to be pre sented as strongly as possible. The state at large is entitled to IS delegates, Portland five, the Commercial, -club and Chamber of Commerce three . and the state university and agricultural col lege two each, ' "0,- i'S.:!','','. ,,:J49! " 'I i ' J. G. Edwardaj a well known business man who has been stopping at the Mult, nomah for some time, left this morning for London, Eng., his home, and will re turn to Portland within a few weeks with Mrs. Edwards, i They will spend the winter months In VorauA.v-'i- i,; Dr. T. A. Stoddard and daughter of Pueblo, Colo., are registered at the Ore gon. The two are making a tour of the Pacific coast cities and will go from here to Tacoma, Seattle and the British Columbia cities. , ' . " - ' Judge Henry D. Keyes of TwlcUng ham. Or., Is at the Cornelius. . R, E. Esson, a merchant Of Sandy, is registered at the Cornelius. , v C M. Christiansen, a business man of Timber, Or., Is a guest at the Corne lius. ' f. ,. . . J. W. Holmes, a merchant of Klickitat, Wash., is at the Cornelius. , Miss Jean MacAuley of Honolulu Is a guest at the Nortonla. J. E. Zlmmer of St. Paul is stopping at the Nortonla. . Mrs, W. E. Bristol of Montreal, Can ada, is a guest at the Nortonla. - J. D. Donnelly, a railroad man of Spokane, Is a guest at the Nortonla. F. W. Carey, a lumberman of Tacoma. is registered at the Imperial. : ! K. Brown of London. Eng.. and W. R. Kennedy of Seattle are guests at the Imperial Georara Darveau. a hntal man it P.n. dleton. Is stopping at the Imperial. juuge T, A. McBrtde of Seattle la res?. Istered at the Imperial. 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Is at ' the Oregon, from Bellinghamk ' E. A. Slmma, a buAlnesmman of Port Townsend, Is at the Oregon, Charles Alexander Spirk, a prominent attorney of Seattle, Is stopping at the Oregon. -- T, W. Lusk,1 a Umberman'of Silver ton, Is registered at the Perkins. . t , U Clark, a fruit man of Hood River, Is'. a; guest at'he Perkins.'ifv''y. J. F. Donaldson, a merchant of Wyeth, Or., is at the PerUag,, " 1 .M JOhn ' McAllister, a sheep' maa of Prineville, is a guesi af the Perklna ,, , N. 34 Blagef, a lumberman of Ho qulam, Is registered at the Multnomah. ' Leo Nouss, an insurance man of St Louis, is stopping at the Multnomah. H. R. Vlau'velt a Spokane cement con tractor. Is registered at the Multnomah. Walter M. Olive, a fruit man of! We ns tehee,' is stopping at the Multnomah. Mrs. C O. . Anderson of Manila,' P. I., Is registered at the Portland. ' ' Colonel and -Mrs. W. F. Tucker of Mt Hood, accompanied by Colonel Tucker's sister, Mrs. F, C Johnson of Chicago, are spending a' couple of weeks In Port land visiting friends, and , are Stopping at tne .Portland; "",''... -( Mr, and Mrs. George T; Myers of Seat Us are at the Portland. . Mr. Myers is a salmon packer. 'hv'i'ti'''- "'$ Henry , Blakeley, . general western freight agent of the Northern Pacific railway, and Mrs. Blakeley are stopping at tne Portland. - - H. O. Miller, editor of The Dalles Chronicle, and Mrs. Miller are registered at . the Portland. . . ,. , . The Ragtime Muse ;f Getting Back to , Earth, ' . The autumn winds begin to crooa ,; ; A threnody of fond regret: Tb brown leaves fall' and I must soon uo oacK to town already yet. . ,, ;.', j.' ' ' I hear the sad sea surges moan.- ' The bathing beaoh is bare and browns I've Just one solitary bone, . : . i So I must beat It back to town. ' .1; -;."'.'; : ::': V't.'ft Ah, me, Clarice t Though we must part 1 our iiower race win naunt me still. To feed it with a proper art Would cost, a fifty-dollar bllL . . , Farewell! And shall we meet again? Oh, listen. I will tell the worst. We may meet dear Clarice, but then Not If I chance to see you first You live, 'mid scenes of pride and wealth, 1 . A damsel of most high degree. While I have but my lob and health You are too dear a girl for me. What? You are Just a glove shop glrlf Well, we are even then, I guess; So let's try fate another whirl Here, klddo, what's yOur borne ad dress? Society Woman In Trouble. Los Angeles, Oot It. Mrs. Thomas Gordon Roberts, society woman, known as "Queen of the American Kennels," was arrested on a charge of passing fic titious checks. . . most useful set of books on ' ' ',:,r:ll':; "1 Mf. ! "t' Ill, ' "r ' ' I' ill K " ; r- jkl'-iVK' '' , v ;r!..,',;S:;!,,!:r 1 .. !!i""' , ! !!; I,:? '.: ..; "M1 . j; !:ii!!'S:if!ii'Khi!iH;j:'i:: ' :tt . L.f iii'i4.Jli!'l!i;:: - k JOURNAL'S m close soon, and there'll never be : Present One Cyclopedia Coupon , (Printed EUewhere in' Thia Issue) A FEW SLiiLEo A -missionary who was ' making waythrough a backwoods regtun r upon an -old woman alttln nut cabin, He entered upon a religious talk and , finally ; asked her If she didn't know there was a day or sadgment coming. .,.'. y'j ' ..- "Why, no, said the old lady. X hadn't heerd o that. Won't ' ( .9K ' there 'be roore'n one dayff V '5 -i "Ho. my friend: only one day," was , the reply.;1" :v,3,5',-' -j;';'-,H."WelI. then.", she 1 mused,' "I ' don t reckon I can get to go, for we've only got one mule and John always has to go everywhere first" "Don't you know," said the policeman to the servant as she ' was dumping a pall of garbage in an open lot "that what you are doing is against the law?"-'- : ;"Oh.. don't '; talk to me about .the law," re plied; the Aglrl.'-;rifs all I can do to keep ths .Ten Command ments." '.':' ; ?;-f;A.i.j"' ; 4: v-k- ' '-'' -js , . b --ei- 1 She was even , more, afraid, of sows than most girls; so when she, spied a placid animal recumbent under a tf peacefully chewing - Its 1 cud she at first refused I to go through the pas ture at all. Her husband calmed her fears .to some extent and they started by, when the cow slowly commenced to get up. hind 1 legs first, as they always do. 0 At this the little lady phieked with terror and said: , Oh, Bob, hurry, hurry; he Is getting ready to spring; at us!" jf::'sfi''hif Not long ago De Wolf Hopper, the actor, was : selecting a hat In a well known Fifth avenue shop. His own hat removed, he a 1 0 0 d holding fw o others, trying te decide which to buy. At this mo- v ment a young man of the over dressed, would-be -swagger type ' entered the store, and, mis taking Mr. Hopper for a salesman, drawled at him In an; affected and peculiarly Irritating tone: "My hat doesn't fit my good man." 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