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LOMBARD IS 19iX X, LOMBARD stood before an audience last night: nd said with..one breath that the now charter doesn't provide com mission, government and with the AAvf win in imAi that the commis- Etaterncn. does Mr. Lombard wish to. have, believed! ...... . . . tnut a comparauvwij ago. lit. Lombard was strong advocate- . the new charter. Why did he change? . If he is right now, he waa trying to fool the. people a few days ago. If he was right a " - ''". . a) A I A ha1 few oays S0, op lams vv vv the people ao w. Why doesn't Mr! Lombard re- as to why be changed : Why doesn't he take up the old charter and tell wherein it is bet ter than the new oaa? ; Friday. April 21, 1911. speaking 'of a meeting held by Mr. Lombard in his former candidacy for mayor, The Journal aad: . On of the features of the meeting waa the applause given l-ombard In hsa . advocacy of opxmlssloB l g-oyern-innt Ilia cleaa ciyt - declaration aguinsit the present Paftiand charter as obsolete and inadequate -was cheered aaraln and aaaln. His state- men tUat every- candidate for mayor or the council should be called to declare himself on the .- commlsalon form vaa vigorously applauded. The. Journal af the same date, also, says: v Lpmbrd in discussing- Uie present chArter. said", it was adopted nine years ago, when the city had only about 100,OOQ. population, when there was . only one off ice building In the city, the Chamber of Qommerce, and before the commission form' of gov ernment was being dlscuseed. ' 8ince then, he said. 190 cities have adopted the eomBiisaion farm, and none has repudiated it after .choosing it The present Portland charter is now ob solete, he asserted, falling to fix re sponsibility, makes cumbersome de lays and should be entirely swept away. , .:.,. - ' April 20, 19 JO, In an address be fore the Portland Rotarj dub, Mr. Lombard said: " C ' Mr. Werlein is reported to. have said that the old charter of Portland is good enough. I think he is wrong. 1 say so from my own experience in the conduct of city affairs, and I be lieve such men as Or. Lane, Mayor Simon and John F. O'Shea are right when they condemn the present cum bersome and unbusinesslike way pf transacting city business. Mr. Lombard's words of two years ago stare him in the face. ' His advice of that time has been followed. ' ;Two ' years have been devoted by some of the best men in Portland to preparation of a new charter, and It is before the people for adoption. A compara ttvely few - days ago Mr. Lombard was advocating it on the stump. ?tow he is advocating the old char ter that he so vehemently de nounced two years ago. , "e Having Deen on so many siaes of the question, how can anybody tell where Mr. Lombard will . be as to charters a few days hence? i Since he changes so often, can anybody afford to accept his guid-'l a;nce In ; his fight against the new charter now? 7 WISCONSIN UNIVERSITY IF ANY one interested in the well being of the community werj asked what stal e university Is ., doing most good, in the direc tion of: public, social and personal health. In body and mind, the ma jority would probably reply the University of Wisconsin. I .There Is no standing still to take breath :in ; its .activities. .:-r:.;" : The last extension provided by this university U called its "Bureau of PtrblictHealth." A well known roan of science. Dr. Dearholt, has been placed at Us head, and he has competent assistance. i The purpose of, this bureau Is' not to engage in investigations and experimenta on its own account In relation to the public health. To these words the new bureau gives a very wide meaning:. It covers foods, hygiene, and san itation.' '; It deals , with discoveries and inventions affecting both pre vontlon Ana cure of disease. It dmbraces- new departures lh educa tion, both general and special. It looks to the conservation' of re sources, and studies- agricultural, manufacturing, and commercial con didoes. It studies municipal and social: problems, Vi : 4 This list gives a general idea of the qualifications of the experts in the pew bureau, but does hot ex- La ust the JiBt, The theory of the bureau Is this . t h-hU -thtw-aubjacta know lad Ke in being heaped up by students, official nd rivate. It is being buried in inonograpbs and builetlno without . iid. iysued by the government, ly tl. states, by ti)jlyer.sttes .a nd col li its, by cxpeninent stations and farms, by individual titud-jiits ami invcstlKators. For. all the pood It does tho individual average 'man it mlght as woll be -hidden in Egyp tian, pyramids. ' ' , Hut, given a small corpa of ex perts,. It would be possible to have this mass of ac'cutnuUtlng, knowl edge studied, dissected,, summar ized, criticized, aud its sublimated essence condensed into small com pass, set forth in words and, phrases understood by the average man and woman and then published, and made accessible in, every household ofWBtata. , Such' bulletins short,, simply ex pressed, and selected would con stitute a state, social aud economic Literary Digest, to ,'ba' Issued . at short intervals gift by the, state, through its university, to au iw citizena. In' this, aa in other mat ters, the 'University of Wisconsin may prove a pioneer. ' GOVERNMENT IN SPOKANE ., . ; . ..... . wVv'-'. : ernment lowered the , tax' rate. ' : it strengthened tho financial Ml .uJH Y, ltV I BlaUUlug; auu ytuuii. ut hid v,i.j. Spokane bonds: bring a higher price by several points, in the east ern, money centers thn do bonds of cities of Spokane's class under the old council system. ' Commission government not only' lowered the tax levy in Spokane, but made a direct saving in the: budget expense alone of nearly 1200.000 In 1912. The fiscal year of the city closed In 191 without a deficit, appropri ation for the first time in ten years. Sq reassuring is commission gov ernment to outside capital that at the present time, over. $33,000,000 worth of improvements are under way and in process of construction in Spokane. v f So well pleased Are the people of Spokane with commission., govern ment, that a measure to abolish It at the 1919 election waa defeated by an . overwhelming majority, , The foregoing are statements made by the mayor of Spokane in his addresses yesterday in Port land. The Spokane charter and the new Portland' charter are very similar. Both, have five ' commissioners of fiyd departments, Both have the preferential voting pystem. . Both confer similar powers on the com mission. In fact, the Spokane charter was used freely by the various Portland commissions as a basis for framing! the Portland charter, changes being made only to suit the differing con ditions Jn Portland, If commission government has done so much for Spokane, would It not pay Portland to adopt the same form and Abandon a charter that has been denounced by every mayor of Portland for thejjast eight years? ; CERMAA WOOL INDUSTRY , A SIDE light on the conditions of the German, wool manufac turing Industry may be found In the report just Issued by Stohr & Company , of Leipzlc, the largest of the German manufactur ers, whose turnover last year was more than $5,500,000, and whose stockholders are receiving a divi dend of 12 per cent the Bame as. last year. The report Indicates that the wool clip of last year was below the1 estimates in advance. A point la made' that owing t oa radical "de cline In sheepbreeding in the River Plate states of South America, con ditions will arise both as to pro duction and consumption of wool, Impossible now to foresee in full. It is suggested , that the woolen manufacturers should take early steps to Increase wool production n other parts of the world, so that prices might not fluctuate, as now, In relation to every change In the size of the Australian and River , Plate crops. 1 Help is proposed to be given by the manufacturers of woolens in and protectionist leader, was driven Germany to sheepmen in German to admit that industrial protection colonies to increase their flocks would fail to help agriculture, but largely and make sheep raising ! alleged that It would, do the farm profitable to them. 'Germany being ers no harm.. He took Belgium for in question the government is to be appealed to by the manufacturers to help out the sheep men with financial aid, the government being the presiding deity over all Ger man people. , S' The Idea that the manufacturer has interests Identical with the sheepman in 'extending his output of wool and making increased pro- Auction mutually profitable, eveu by giving the sheep owner financial help, would sound somewhat strange In discussions Jn progress in Washington now, THE BRITISH BUDGET Tm introduction of the British budget for 1 the current year adds . point to the suggestions B t J : t m j . mvuriug b uuugei lor me United States. - . Expenditure for which Chancellor Lloyd-George has to provide con tinues to mount with every year, having reached the gigantic sum' of $975,000,000. All ,the welfare work of past years national In surance, old age pensions, accident and unemployment insurance, , the anti-tuberculosis campaign, and Other work In the same spirit Is now being -paid for by the nation. Army and navy costs continue to h..a iha ,n,.ciiA. i,.n vt 7 Knn nnn provide 137,000.000 more money. The budget explains Itself, .and disarms accusations of extravagance In, the jflemands made In , previous j pars ; liicome has so nearly bal anced expenditure, and tie pros- jwrity, of DrUaln a a mannfiictur- Ing, ' trading, and investing nation is bo plainly shown by the returns from taxation provided for in previous budgets, that opposition in Parliament is disarmed. No fac tion attempting to obstruct any at the wJfare plans now In operation has any chance of success. The announcement of the Chan cellor that ho is not under the necessity of levying fresh taxes will be met with a sigh of relief. The big burdens will be more cheerfully borne Bince all the8 world knows how the money will go. . Less will bo heard of the Union ist demand for the imposition of a tariff, and the food, and raw ma terials for manufacture,, will con tinue to go untaxed. MR. LOMBARD'S ABSURDITIES M' R. LOMBARD said In an ad- dress last night: ; The fact Is wo are not Qing to vote on commission govern ment at all 'next 'week; we are voting on a , charter that ; has no re semblanoe whatsoever to a oommis slon form, whlph gives the mayor all the power to do as he pleases and which nullifies civil service, But recently, Mr. Lombard was advocating the adoption of the, new charter. Now he Is fighting It. Which time was he right? Will he continue to fight the charter all next week, or. will he flip another flop and once more advocate It be fore the day for voting, Mr. Lombard charges, that the new charter harms civil, service, ' Lit. - 1 J 1. M AV.A .La wue everjruuuj .ui- t? new charter maxes ciru service stronger. 'L '' In this," Mr. Lombard is directly contradicted by John Logan, a member of the civil service commis sion. Ha is contradicted by Mr. Brewster, former member of the civil service commission. He ,1s contradicted by all who have given the matter attention: He Is contra dicted by the commission charter itself. Doesn't Mr. Lombard realize that to further pursue his civil ser vice contention is to make his cam paign absurd?" . ' Mr. Lombard's contention about the mayor's, powers is ludicrous. Portland schoolboys know ; be ls wrong, - Under the old, charter, the mayor has the appointment of more than forty officials. ' Under tho., new char ter he has no power to appoint offi cials. Under the old charter, he has the power to remove officials. Under the new charter, he has no power to remove officials. Under the old charter the mayor has the veto. Under the new char ter, he has a single vote, or just one fifth the legislative power of the council. - Why Is . Mr. Lombard trying to deceive the people of Portland about the new charter? Why by misrepresentation of Its provisions, la Mr, Lombard trying to bamboozle the people of Port land? Frankly speaking,' is Mr. Lorn-." bard honestly striving to .IfctUr.,; rui iiauu 0 guveruuieui, ur irymg tu land a job? A BRITISH TARIFF T HE everlasting war between Free TfaUar and Protection In Britain goes merrily on, but the Protectionists, or Tariff Reformers, fail to get any. farther, Two weeks ago a formal debate la parliament took place. The pro teetlonlslB an a parly-have now sur rendered, all Idea of ( taxing . food. But they declared for a , ten per cent Import duty on foreign manu factured goods, which they allege would - help unfairly threatened ! British manufacturers and would assist the British farmer. "TJiey are hampered "in this plan by their promise to provide for colonial preference. Were that to be grant ed the residue of the ten per cent duties would not be worth talking about, Mr. Bonar Law, the conservative an example almost a Free Trade country. -Belgium, he said, pos sessed a. prosperous agriculture and levied few or no duties on food. He proposed, therefore, to Introduce into British finance and economics the Belgian policies' of small bold-line inga for the farmers, state help and!110 then know -that the gentleman, for appropriation; apd lower local tax- atlon. A full vote was .obtained, .with tlie usual result a govern ment, free trade, majority of 83 in a house, of 475, , The implied admission of Mr, Law, that industries do not require tariffs to make them prosper Will 1 pv the -frftfl Traders lilarform! ammunition for a year, "John Bring Home the Baby," "Mary Full Stomach" and "She Paints Her Shoes," are among the Indian names on file in the Interior Department that are making offi cial Washington laugh. It s a safe bet that they havent heard of Chief No-Shirt "", of the .Umatillas, who sports a wrinkled garment that never wears out and has never been laundered. Bud Anderson Is still a-budding. The discreet among us will refrain from tweaking the pose of this con i,. 1 1 i..i.'nal of April 22 a letter signed by W. B. T - . . Portland. . The "Artful Dodgers" do not want the new charter. They, want a chance to play hide-and-seek; to protect themselves' by subterfuge J and tvitHioii; to lay tlio bLino .on "tho . other fellow." . TJioy want lo ' Bldealcp direct jiersonal rcaponsi- bllity for their official acts. G. 'Bernard Shaw prises , to re mark, that smoking is utterly filthy and detestable, and that smokers should not be allowed, to exist. Well, the flme may come when Shaw himself may have to smoke in a sort of sulphurous way. Don't permit yourself to envy the' two Alaskan miners who took out 20,QOO worth of coarse nug gets In a single day, - They live on bacon and beans and sour dough biscuit,, and never see a ball game. One of Portland's big new build ings will be occupied entirely by a firm of Jewejers. . No fear here that ' Oregon people cannot wear diamonds under a Democratic ad ministration. , . ' , Laugh not L the ragged urchins Who play ball on the bottom of pne of Portland s : excavations. Some future Honus Wagner or Ty Cobb may 6prlng from this obscurity.. "Don't neglect the little things," as the man said when he shaved a caterpillar for fish bait. Oregon maidens have dainty lit tie feet, Jus Jopg enough to reach from the heel to the toe, Letters From the People Commtu!cationa a lit t Toa Journal fol publication la tola rtcpartmtav ahould ba writ ten on oaj on aid of tha paper, allot) lit not exceed 800 woriia la length and muat be ac companied br the aawe uai adreaa of the tender. If the writer doea not daalr to dot tba nam pobUihed. be abould 0 1UI1,) Mr. Cline's Bleaning, Portland, April J5. To the Editor of Tho Journal Not being in the habit of making- reply to personal criticism in the press, this innovation, by your per mission, is made because of Mr. Berry's misapprehension expressed in The Joyr. nal yesterday, of my meaning n what was said in the Methodist ministers' meeting Jast Monday, ' My contention was that the Anglo Saxon will not be helped socially, polit ically or otherwise by. tha. Asiatic, espe cially the Japanese, acquiring valuable farming sections on this coast, for the reason that his size, color, antecedents and racial characteristics render his as similation impossible, and the right to acquire our domain is sura to prove the entering wedge to his demanding ere long full recognition, nationally, polit ically, socially and every other way, the initial demand being made now in a way that shakes up all Washington. For the German, Scandinavian, Ital ian, Greek and other peoples of similar class, we have room, and abundant use. Their children pass through our public schools, coming out "just like the rest of us," but not so the Asiatic. That the Japanese Is & valuable asset as a laborer here nobody questions, but he refuses that assignment, demanding with a bluff that the laws be made to confer upon hinHrlghts prejudicial to our best interests! rights leading up to that which racial and physical differ encee clearly forbid. All are well pleased that Toklo shall have ts great university, scientists and boys studying various languages, and all that; but Japan Is the best place ' -"f. ffi another thing. It is well to remember tha cold fact, that once the Japanese has the right of way in the owning of our soil, he will, ifrom all Indications, multiply In num bers and Asiatic significance, till we shall haye a problem worth while. - As -to "unfair," "prejudiced." agita tor," "Mallgner," "dabid." etc., used by Mr. Berry, H may be suggested that epi thets in newspaper correspondence are characteristic of mediocre men. C. R CLINE. Mrs.' Dunlvay Explain Position. Portland,' Or., April 25, 1918. To the Editor of The Journal Very early in the present municipal campaign, in compliance with the request of many women voters. I published In one of the newspapers a brief note expressing my ueiiex in uuuwiubehuh ,u government. My opinion was based at that time upon general report, as I had not then seen the voluminous pamphlet sent out later, or pretended to be sent, to every voter. But as soon as I did see It and had time to study it care fully, I discovered in it innumerable "jokers," or "riders," with which I felt it my duty to acquaint my newly en franchised constituents, . chief among them being the statement that "Sec tions 143. 144. 146, 146, 148. 149, 160, 154, 155, 166, 157, 159, 160 161, 163, 165 and 166 (of the present charter) are hereby repealed." I asked lawyers, wo men and many professional men In dif ferent walks of life for information as to the meaning of these abstract num- 'erals, but could get no enlightenment. i tnereiore warned, ana am suu warn ing, the women voters against voting for a meanure laid before them in such a way that not one man or woman in a thousand can tell what it means. In the brief note above alluded to, I spoke Incidentally of Mr. Rushlleht. as seem- to be worthy of reelection. 1 did w.Bdn proposed (and then unread) commis- B,0I charter. I have not said or written ona word against his CTndtdaeyy-for-'rgelectlonr But with the voluminous text of the proposed charter before me. Including the above cited numerals, I am reminded of an incident which oeeujreofcin my nome. wuen, as u. onae, x wag jor me first time entertaining guests et table, I was not an expwienoed cogk at the time, and when a late caller took a seat at the table, I added extra hot water to th6 coffee, not thinking of the deleterious effect on the beverage Itself. The gentleman praised the din ned on general . terms, but said, "Madam," as he handed up his cup for replenishing, "I don't like to take so much water to get a little coffee." It will make little difference to the people- at large as to whQmaybe enosen mayor, out 11 win maKe a mjhty difference to the taxpayers of Portland if we adopt a charter, and with it a mayor that stands for It, of which the average voter can know Noth ing till it is too late. ' . ABIGAIL SCOTT DUNIWAT. IWght of Bill Boards. ''Portland, Or., April 24-To the Siditor of The Journal I noticed in The Jour- newtr whrch BfateirTjbetreve there is an ordinance in force Which limits the height of sign boatda to eight feet, He also states that this ordinance ItT not enforced. I Will state for Mr. Jewltfs Informa tion that ordinance . No. 24.962,' which was tiaswtd by. the council on march 13, PERTINENT COMMENT K3L1LL CHANGE Vote1 for riiiado, lloe and Itakel e About C a. m. is a. nice time, now, to buyout.. - : . . , ' . t e " , : Nona of Vm ak for salary raises until after election. a e The real, great state secret: Bryan had to take a trip. . e e Mifflity- fine fellows, most of those candidates, according to their litho graphs. , e e Now, why, not get Teddy to fix it? Hiram Johnson would rather hobnob withAlm thai with Bryan. O. m il', we do lame thtnita to hoaat of, all fight, though they do cost about three ttiiies as much 19 they should. , It is lo be honed that the nreaident realizes that there is oulte a natch of country west of Philadelphia, or even ouiiaiu, -, ' e . a - , t "fnntpnpfl'rrb will nrnlrn Mnpnittlnna M says a dispatch. Too bad; with 347 us i) ting men Montenegro could defy the powers for centuries. 7 Is there any really cood reason on earth why a- nubile otfiulal and hia family should feel obliged to srrve dinner every little while to a lot of other . swallow-tailed function aries? It is a silly custom and gen- ulna, slncera cfviliiatlon doea not an. mand It. . , , . . . . By Herbert Corey, Every time Herman Slelcken appeared In the sunlight last week a man carry ing a camera broke into a brisk run. At last the sharpshooter snapped Slelcken as he stepped out of bis aujO at tha dooi of his Wall street banking house. "It Is enough,'' said Slelcken. "I am tired of this foolishness." It was tha first photograph ever se cured pf tha coffee king. For that fact alone It Is remarkable. . slelcken is the head of the coffee valorization commit tee, which handles the entire oof fee out put of Brazil which for all practical purposes is all tha coffee in the world. For 25 years he has been one of the world's greatest merchant bank-, era. Last year a oommlttee pf con gress investigated his coffee monopoly. la4 before he got through with It the committee waa in biding- under the bed. lie is as well known in London end Berlin as he is here. And yet he In some way managed to escape the cam era, perhaps there Isn't another nam in New York with money enough 10 hire a chauffeur who hasn't a series of plastic posea on file at the sudios. - It isn't any wonder that Rosa Cecil O'Nei) is suooaazrul. Bhe unites good business judgment to her artistic abil ity. She does not permit herself to be blocked away from profits because otfTor people lack that dollar judgment she owns. When tha Cubists and Futurtsta gave - their art exhibition here -Miss O'Neil had an inspiration. She remem bered the Billiken doll which a-young woman of Chicago devised some years ago and which rewarded its' creator by 1912, regulates the construction and maintenance of sign and bill boards. This ordinance does not limit the height of bill boards or sign boards, conse quently. Mr. Jewitt is not correct in referring to an ordinance which, limits the height to eight feet. Preceding the present ordinance,: an initiative ordi nance was passed by the people which did place a limit on the height Of sign and bill boards, but this ordinance waa declared unconstitutional by the city attorney and was repealed in effect by the passage of ordinance No. 4,962. I would like to bring out ona point in connection with the municipal regu lationsthat it is better to call up the city hall and find out' what the regula tions are before making a complaint re garding non-enforcement. H. E. PLUMMER, Inspector of Buildings. ( Charters and Candidates. ! I Portland, pril 25, 1913.TO the Edi tor of The JournalThere has been so much discussion of the new charter, soon to be voted on, that I would like to put my little word in. I can not conceive how anyone) can vote for it, and i have the best authority In the world for my opinion. Mr. Gay Lom bard Is against it. The present charter was drawn up by such men as John G sarin, H, W. Scott and others of the same calibre, but of course they knew nothing of civlo government, and we have got to have a change. I will admit that Mayor Rushlight was pKVged to appoint, men to draw UP a new charter, but he did not put men on who knew anything about big business. Why, he even had a labor representative on the list.; .:. I do not blame Mr. Lombard for quitting the town In tilsguat Because, If we do not have on that commission men who , know how to wear a dress suit with taste, What la the use of liv ing? I cannot understand why Mr. Lom bard was not given, the liberty to draw up the new charter, in the first place. I think Mayor Rushlight made a grave mistake that he did not give him carte bdanche. ,8uch people-as W, B. Ay res, R. W. Montague and Mr. Benbow cannot be compared with Mr. Lombard, with his year and a half of experience in the city council. We must have refine ment, and, "by George," big business must be protected. I heard Mr. Lombard speak the other evening and I admred hi stand. Me said the present mayor was ,to blame for the happenings of the, past two years, and if he-had been elected there would have been no flood in Dayton, Ohio. But Mr. Lombard assured us that if he was elected, he would appoint men that wouldjfljawup a charter, "by Iieck.", tuat was -right ' , The idea of anyone else trying to do It! It would not be .fair to the people of Portland. And another thing if he Is elected he Is going to resign from his bonding company. Of course he did not do sq when he was a councilman, but why not let bygones be bygones; and any way, he just organized the company, as a pure philanthropy. I regard Mr, Lombard as a govern mental expert, for he has given gov ernment deep study. That is all he has ever had to do, while Mr. Rushlight has had to bother with such minor things as learning the plumbing trade and earning a living. ?s Now I want-to warn the people of Portland of one fhlng. . If you do not elect Mr. Lombard mayor, and give him a chance to frame a charter that is a charter, he is liable to leave this town, Then what will you dor v ..-.;-:v. , -, . -. M. W. ROWLEJT. West Broadway, Portland, April 26. To the Editor of The Journal I respectfully suggest that In deference to northeast ! Port-lanrta-tHerp'r'W"Perle-awd 4ha etrest tiat has heretofore bore Jhe name of 'Proadway, the Broadway bridge be the span that connects "Broadway" with "West Broadway.," That is to lay, I think- the new name of old . Seventh street should be "Wesf Broadwey.''- . .1. NEW YORK DAY BY DAY ' AND NEWS IN BRIEF. OIIKGON SIDELIGHTH Albany Is ubout to establish a unl- form syHtom of cluster light. Woodburn will transfer to "the Fourth of July fund the net balance ylulded by the recent horHe xliow. .; ' e I.utnber mlls at Oend employing more than 100 men, report themselves simply snowed under with orders from the east, - Dog owners of Hllluboro have been given 30 days from April VI to buy dog chains. After that period Towser's honest bark will be heard no mure upon the streets. Articles of Incorporation of the Pres. hyterlan church of Bisters have been riled with the county clerk of Crook county. - The incorpoia- ors are John W. Dennis, C. J. Lloyd and J, P. Duckett. The subscription fund for additional fxound for the site of the library build ngs at Hood River has been swelled to 11600, and the Glacier says the ladles who are soliciting funds will undoubt edly secure the necessary 12000 to pur chase an addttjemat SI 5 feet before May 1. Speaking editorially of the banquet heblt in Albany, the Democrat ay: "It s seldom possible-to' throw a roilt Into the dining room of any local ho tel between the hours of B and 12 p, m. without breaking up a banquet, and nothing short of a rigid quarantine can prevent a large attendance at these, functions. -i making her rich. Miss O'Neil planned a Cubist doll. Then she went to tha doll makers of the United States. ''Impossible," they told her. "A Cubist doll would not sell." . . Disgusted with the lack of enter prise Shown by tlii American doll makers, she wept to Germany,, There the Cubist doll was eagerly seized, and Miss O'Neil's royalties are beginning to plU UP. . r :;-.',...,.-:,.'....; No matter what people may say, New York has one peered thing. That 1s the Saturday half holiday of the magis trates' bench, Magistrate House en tered his court room last Saturday morning to find It Jammedby 280 un fortunates and the attending policemen. The 280 had Violated the ordinance re latlng to thp prompt emptying of garb age cans... (louse glared at the police men. , V - y. v ! "You policeman," he said' cuttingly, "saem not, to have any btains at all. Don't you know that this is a shot t day?" ;..' .:. - .Then he fined the 280 a dollar each, and announoed that the next time tha proprieties ware so violated be would discharge every person arrested. The humorous part of the proceeding is that the department of health is entering with a flourish of trumpets upon a city, cleaning, campaign. The 30,000 Boy Scouts have been. askedW" help. -An especla effort la being made to keep the streets clean, and to train the city dwellers in the ways of cleanliness. New York newspaper publishers and New York baseball managers are en gaged upon an entertaining game of bluff, The side which can longest keep a-stlff upper lip wH wim The publishers demand that baseball games be called hereafter at 3 o'clock. Last season a, straw vote at e gatta showed the fans to be overwhelmingly In favor of this proposal. The man agers then refused to grant the earlier hour, In order to get the Wall street dol lars through the windows.- The publish, era feel that a 3:30 opening costs the newspaper of the city more money than the ball (clubs make by it. Also, a 2 o'clock opening would permit the fan tJ get home to dinner before the meat gets cold. Now we eome to Jthe bluff part. The publishers say that unless their demand is acceded to there will not be a line of baseball published in any morning or evening paper in New York. The baseball men say that the news papers dare not discontinue publishing this news. They say they can get along without the advertising better than the papers can get along without the news. Each aide wonders If the other means it- - A buried clause In the will of the late John Plerpont Morgan has aroused a very worthy ourloslty which curios ity will never "pa ' gratified. rTT"" v' -.That clause relates to a continuance of the support he gave many charitable enterprises and to many worthy persons, His will maintains after death the came careful reticence that he did during his life. It was only in the last few days that', the public learned that he once gave a million and a half dollars to an east side institution. Mr. Nathan Straus has told that when his own means fell short of the needs of his own charities he appealed for aid to Mr. Morgan and to Morgan only. He insisted on : anonymity. ' There Is the story of one clergyman ' who begged from ' Mr. Morgan for a thoroughly deserving object . "Here Is a oheck," said Morgan. "Say nothing about it" The clergyman couldn't holp talking. By and by he called on Morgan again, to ask for more money. "Not a penny," said the banker gruff ly. "You talk too much." week later the clergyman dlscov eretf that the needs of the institution he represented had been met by a check from an unknown donor. No doubt Mr, Morgan's gifts to charities reached millions upon million, v It is unlikely that any , one save . his , son wil ever know. . One of the beneficiaries of. the Mor gan will was hls librarian, Miss Bella d'Acosta Greene. ; He expressly asltel that she bo retained, and directed that she be given 260,000. "In aU her connection with Mr. Mor gan," said a friend, "she made but one mistake." Mrr Morgan-owned a collection of old Bibles of which he waa particularly fond. His last act each night was to pick up one of these books and read a chapter. A score or more of them were scattered about his bedroom when Mis Greene took charge as librarian. They were listed in the collection, but ahe could not find the books. After a long search she learned that they were in Mr. Morgan's bedroom, and promptly re placed them on the shelves. At 1 o'clock the following morning her tele phone bell rang. ."Where. are my Bibles?" Mr. Morgan demanded. Miss Greene told him. "put them back where you found them," he said -gruffly. "And do not touch them again." Her are some Interesting facts of Nefr York's shopping center, it covers a rnlle between Thirty-fourth and Four teenth streets, and Fifth and Slxtn avenues. Women spend in its ten great department stores more than f 1,500,000 per day. The wholesale and mall order business in the same territory foots up 24.500.000 dally. In the 25.000 big and Itttlerhopa'srtoter f $(r..-twe-lB spent daily. The 10 -department stores alone occupy, real estate wOlth $200. 000,900, end eaoh averages 6000 em ployee and a, stock worth J5.000.00U, Between 30,000 and 60,000 "customers visit each daily.' Tha average purchase 1 3. ..'' .- LOOK AT THE GROCERY WINDOW From tho Toronto ,tai'. - Whllfl everybody in complaining of the high com of living one ntd but take a walk tlirouli any part of tlm city and .look in the . wIikIowh of dm erro'cry stores in orUr to find that the food of the people gives one food for. tbuugiit. f. f . ' Tba expensive fruits ami' vegetable which 1Q or 15, years ago were procura ble only In, at moat, three or four shops in Toronto, patronized by people who were not compelled to worry about the . cost of living these Imported, out ot 1 season fruits and vegetables are today exposed for sale Jn grocery windows in every part of the city. This means that these luxuries of yesterday are the staples of today. 11 a .thousand grooeries 1n this cityaia exposing in their windows fruits and Vegetbles Imported from all over the world, It means that they are selling these goods oyer their counters to their customers, If one may Judge from the grocery Windows all about the olty the people al most as a whole must he buying and using hothouse and imported fruits and vegetables as only the luxurious J; tea did 10 "or 15 year ago. ' The grocers pn every street in the city are not parrying these goods for fun- They are not exposing strawber ries at 25 cents per box. uuleas people are buying them at that price. Olives are not an absolute necessity on the tables of the poor and any man Is pool Who had difficulty In paying his blll--yet nearly every grocery in Toronto con-' fronts you with oHvea in every shape and form, r Once If you asked for cheeiio the ordinary grocer could attach but one mfinnlnir iht. wnM ha nnnM you to a huge cheese from Oxford coun ty gndpose a knife over It. Today he leads you to a glass cupboard in which ha shows you not only native cheese, but English Stilton, Roquefort, Camem Pert,, Swiss and three or four creamed cheeses. , For 10 months of the yearor Is It 12? the corner groceries sell tdhia toes, although our climate only permits their production for four months. Bv the time they are abundant most people have tired of -them for table use, al though, we think, it is still the habit of people In Toronto to make' catsup in September rather than in February, - Grapefruit begins to become as much at. AKiiiiiy iievonnLjr aa puutmee were u pur simpler fathers. Asparagus, which people used to eat when their gardens produaed it is now sold in fat but ex pensive bundles nearly all the year around The salt herring barrel . has disappeared frpm the grocery; in Its place stands the poroelatn-llned vet from which the succulent oyster is dlpperad. The cucumber, at 1Q cents apiece, . gratifies the appetite In Feb ruary and is despised at 6 cents a doxen when nature thrusts them on us in abundance, and dealers sell them by the basket So it goes in everything. The cost of 'living lias pone up. But if the coat of living has advanced 40 per cent in 20 years, we venture to say that the scale of . Jiving must have- advanced about another (0 per cent. la tha game of love ai girl plays her -heart against a diamond, - "' Anyway, it doesn't take nine tailors to make a self-made man. , . . Remove the obstacles If you want things to come your way. e It lake's a truly great actor to realise that ha Isn't the whole show.--! .. trarr The man who always tries to get what. Is coming to him seldom stops at that. You can flatter any man by speaking of his crankiness as the eccentricity of genius. t e ,; ' And it is easier for a woman to wear her clothes well than It Is for her 10 wear well herself. . a ; e . ... ..' . - A soft answer turns away wrath, but the soft drink habit doea not make for the popularity of Peoria. ' After a spinster has married she may discover that aha merely drew a conso lation prize. Always listen to a friend's advice. It may enable you to ahow hira later that he didn't know what ha waa talking , about " All Fool's Day. From the Seattle Sun. Somehow it seems that we do not get as much pleasure out of Ufa as we once did. This statement is not tho wall nt the man dronnine into "the lean and Bllpper"d pantaloon"; for young and Old allKe Una in' conditions unaer which, we live too tense, the eagernem tnr malarial iraln ! too rreat and the fjght for fame and power too fierce. It would, perhaps, relieve me stress of things somewhat If,-on April Fool's day, we could go back to all the Billy customs of the old village an freely participate In that harmless and mirth nrnvnlciriar' nranklshness which added so much light and laughter to the live of our fathers. Nor would we Play a fool's part to do If YTrtrtlfli hnvM mcirA wisdom than we have dreamed of In our philosophies and the ironies 01 lire seem 10 aarpen men wita. Court buffoons In the past have been keener than their masters. ; Sometimes too much culture has Deen a real ouroen. .vvnen we www iw mhr-h we ape nothing clearly, ana strange as It may aeera, we often edu cate ourselves away irom me sunpi tt-ntha nf nfa ' Th senses Of the sav age are keener than our own. The very complexity of our psyonoiogies is un doing us. Our minds are starving fur simpler things. We need more play, more, pranklshness, more 01 mat ooyisn abanuonand buoyancy wnt;n wip w keep the cheeks aglow, ( " ' . t miirht nrofit us to clay the whole some role of a wise fool one day eauh year, We may as wen lamit it; we are nn 1 io-nifit.fi tan stiff, too formaL W . should put aside these dull qualities once. in a while and ecamper oown 10 vuo , boy's level, ::i:v:-.,,; ?V- niit..r Woni1iU Tinlmes was not Idly dreaming when he said he would "rather laush a br ght haired Boy man -.re'S'i a gray beR'd king." Another Side of Mr. Bryan.. ' Frm the Boston Globe. tlma alnce this Country has had a. secretary of state who would, .a... at a filmrch 'anniversary and-au- dress hls. audltors on the evils of In- temperance, samouHa : -. I- trho' m, n,vin did impres sively on Sunday, and the incident rui- hlshes an interesting siaeugni o oharacter; The American people, even those whp drink and swear, have respect for Mr. Bryan, and V"! find no fault' with, his attitude toward such personal faults. . '' . . tarles of state Is meant,, but one cart hardly tmaglne Philander C, Knox or EUhu Root choosing jt that topic when addressing a church assembly, and 1. n ri.,niit that James O. Blaine or Daniel! Webster would have selected quite different tnemes.. , , . "' 1 t'lu" Pointed Paragraphs 4 1